WEBVTT - MINI: Things That Make You Go Grr

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<v Speaker 1>I heeart podcasts. You can hear more gold when I

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast time for this week's things that

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<v Speaker 1>make you go Gurer needs.

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<v Speaker 2>To make you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Get me started today, he needs to make you go Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Things that made me go GUR. When you text a

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<v Speaker 1>network time waste, you know it's a gold and Rio

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<v Speaker 1>gives it a bronze. Listen. It is subjective. One man's

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<v Speaker 1>gold in another man's bronze. That's life, my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a very fair and accurate judge. Sorry, especially if

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting a bronze. It definitely wasn't a gold. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>if it was a silver.

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<v Speaker 1>Tough love there this morning coming from Rio me, Good

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<v Speaker 1>morning me. Things to make you go GUR those of

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<v Speaker 1>not anxiously oversize mirrors on already oversized cars. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>the huge site mirrors. Yeah oh yeah. Mia now goes

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<v Speaker 1>to a cat's lock and rightly so. Dude. If you

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<v Speaker 1>need a truck sized mirror to see your car around

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<v Speaker 1>a corner, get a Specsavers will get a new car.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you, mirror, I'm with you, Mia. I love

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<v Speaker 1>this song film Glenn Christian. Thing makes you go gurul

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<v Speaker 1>when someone arrives late with a takeaway coffee in hand.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have been on time if you didn't stop

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<v Speaker 1>for that coffee, and you could have got me one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know exactly. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, be late,

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<v Speaker 1>but give give me something. Yes, Christian, you you're a

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<v Speaker 1>cat lover. Does this happen with Larry? When you step

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<v Speaker 1>over the cat Just as you're halfway through the move,

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<v Speaker 1>the cat suddenly moves every single time? You're right. They

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<v Speaker 1>know what they're doing. They're working in cahoots with my family.

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<v Speaker 1>I think to claim on the insurance if I fall

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<v Speaker 1>down the stairs. It looks natural. Rha. What's the thing

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<v Speaker 1>for you that makes you go guru?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, the Australian cricket team have given me a lot

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<v Speaker 2>over the past ten days, but I do have a

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<v Speaker 2>big gripe with them that I need to share. The

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<v Speaker 2>English cricket team shirts all tucked in, they all look

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<v Speaker 2>very proper, all very well put together. The Australian team

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<v Speaker 2>a team of cereal scruffy collars.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm this is cricket. It's a it's a game. Of

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<v Speaker 1>order history. The esthetics matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it is a gentlemanly game. And especially manus our

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<v Speaker 2>number three batsman. Your collar is always scruffy. I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to reach out through the TV screen and just

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<v Speaker 2>flick it back down. Especially they've got a little yellow

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<v Speaker 2>underside of it, so it really stands out, Yes, like

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<v Speaker 2>to protect his neck from the sun. Though, no, no

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<v Speaker 2>it's not. It's not fully popped up. It's just like

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<v Speaker 2>a little side or a little this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep the eye out for it.

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<v Speaker 2>On Thursday. You will notice a scruffy collar standards.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially in the game of crickets. Yeah, and thank you

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<v Speaker 1>though for everything that the England cricket team have capitulated

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<v Speaker 1>on uniform standards, isn't one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they look pristine.

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<v Speaker 1>They always look pristine. They're well presented as the game demands.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a game of you know, neatness and tweediness and

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<v Speaker 1>precisions stuff like that. The Aussies do look very skiff.

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<v Speaker 1>They look like, you know, some eighteen year old lads

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<v Speaker 1>who are going to left formal. No one's borrow Dad's

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<v Speaker 1>suit isn't quite fit right? Yeah, the tiesal one key,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's got the little peanut not that the

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<v Speaker 1>proper winds are not hand.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a nearly forty degree day and they're wearing

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<v Speaker 2>those thick cable knit Yeah jumpers.

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<v Speaker 1>What that's right. History demands it. History demands it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe in the UK not here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, no, no no, it sounds like you're aready

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<v Speaker 1>making excuse we're going to lose this weekend that cable

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<v Speaker 1>knit sweater, Alex. What's if you make things that make

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<v Speaker 1>Hugo guru?

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<v Speaker 3>When you go to the trouble of making a pot

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<v Speaker 3>of tea, not the tea bag, a pot of tea

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<v Speaker 3>and someone jumps the gun doesn't let the teas stew

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<v Speaker 3>long enough and it tastes all watery and wake.

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<v Speaker 1>And now you talk, you to a talk in my language.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, start the elegance in the game of cricket.

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<v Speaker 1>And now the right kind of rules with tea. You're

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<v Speaker 1>right when it comes out and it's all too milky

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<v Speaker 1>teas revolting, Oh the worst, it's got to be at

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<v Speaker 1>least five minutes. And also, if you're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>using a tea bot, here's how it works. You always

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<v Speaker 1>have one tea bag for each person who's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>drinking from it. So there's two of you. Then you

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<v Speaker 1>know two two tea bags. Then you have I always

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<v Speaker 1>was raised to have one as a gift to the

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<v Speaker 1>pot itself. So you need three? Do you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>One for the pot, yes, one for the pots. Well

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<v Speaker 1>if you darling, one for myself, you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Bunni's dad always jumps the gun, always pours it too early.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, you've got to be waiting at least three

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<v Speaker 1>to five minutes, and then I will give it three

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<v Speaker 1>rotational clockwise, stirs as well, then put the lid back on.

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<v Speaker 3>Then, Paul, well really, and do you pull all in

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<v Speaker 3>one go or do you put it back a bit?

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<v Speaker 1>I pour that delicious English breakfast or berries? All in

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<v Speaker 1>one go? Is if you like some sort of you know,

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<v Speaker 1>tom cruise and cocktail.

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<v Speaker 3>I sort of do it once and then i'd put

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<v Speaker 3>it back again, just to steward a bit more and

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<v Speaker 3>then back in the inn.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what, maybe next year we should get

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<v Speaker 1>designed some of spoke Christian O'Connell's show, just give away

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<v Speaker 1>some tea pots. People would love those. Yes, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>like that, Yes, yes, yes, can you make bespoke ones?

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<v Speaker 1>Could someone do that? Yeah? I'm sure that the suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>got this image of Josh. You joined the show yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>from reception, suddenly just sort of painting them. Listen, you

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<v Speaker 1>got to start in radio somewhere, Josh. You know, painting

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<v Speaker 1>teapots is a good break for some young kid.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where all the best DJ started.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how Stern started doing it. You know, the Christian

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<v Speaker 1>o'connall show podcast,