WEBVTT - #109: Caffeine In Apples

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try vape?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you take up something that is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be addictive and expensive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,

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<v Speaker 1>some things make more sense than others.

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<v Speaker 2>You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know. How can you figure that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I had it in the car on the way home

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't have a spood, so I was like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour adillo trying to get ants out of a hole.

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<v Speaker 1>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Food

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<v Speaker 1>bean fingered as an awful sensation. Given't been thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>the right person. Goodness? May this is? Is it just

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<v Speaker 1>still to play a couple of mitches?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, it's Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't forget to include my name in the opener

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<v Speaker 1>this season. Sorry? Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koo. Hello, Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back, Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, welcome back everyone. I gotta say I've noticed that

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes you say hello to me like you say hi

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell Kombs, and I wonder do people think that that's

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<v Speaker 2>actually the first time we acknowledge each other. We walk

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<v Speaker 2>in the room in total out of silence, and then

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<v Speaker 2>we hit record and then we go, oh, hello, Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't treat each other.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't talk. Mitch and I were at the coffee

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<v Speaker 1>shop next to each other and I pretended I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know him. We just stood there without without acknowledging each other.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh, good morning. I'm like, save it for

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<v Speaker 2>the pod.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. You know what we should do, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>We should do a role play show one week. You

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<v Speaker 1>no how marriages, like really long marriages, try to keep

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<v Speaker 1>their relationship fresh. They're like, let's role play. You pretend

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<v Speaker 1>you're my boss and I'm a naughty employee, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know that will keep the romance alive. Let's do a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast as if like it was our first show, or

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<v Speaker 1>we'd never met, or the network we're putting us together.

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<v Speaker 1>iHeartRadio were doing a chemistry test.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, like we pretend that we're total acquaintances.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, we pre it's the first time we're meeting. Lay.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd have to be really, really really polite.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think we'd flirt?

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<v Speaker 2>Yuck? I couldn't possibly bring myself to do such a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. You're a bit flirty. In general, you're charismatic.

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<v Speaker 1>I am flirty. I started flirting today with one of

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<v Speaker 1>the traders because he's concrete truck blocked my driveway and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, how long do you think you'll be

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, oh, about five minutes?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a ride?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, only if you let me write my initials

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<v Speaker 1>in that wet concrete, and he went, oh, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>bet you'll put your balls in it. I went, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I will. Yeah, I don't think you'll find MNA

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<v Speaker 1>bigger than yours. And we laughed and they got the car,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, what the fuck just happened?

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<v Speaker 2>You're like that concrete might take a while to drive,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm pretty sure i'd be able to get you

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<v Speaker 2>hard real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah. You know the only thing better than that concrete

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<v Speaker 1>my anus whole? Yeah, okay, sorry, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry. What would cause the anus to be wet?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah? Poor general? Our prize? Keep is he gagging

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<v Speaker 1>at the microphone?

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<v Speaker 2>Daralenth is to our bullshit by now.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't want to dry butthole because then it

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<v Speaker 1>gets fishes and stuff and cuts.

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<v Speaker 2>But aren't they dry by default.

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<v Speaker 1>N's not dry, like it's not like you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like six am grass. That's what my buttthole's like. Dewey.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know if I don't know if that's

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<v Speaker 2>a good thing. I don't think that's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna. How's your butthole?

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<v Speaker 4>It's dry, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you do for your birthday? Jenna?

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<v Speaker 4>I went to see Moulan Rouge.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it good?

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<v Speaker 4>It was very good.

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<v Speaker 1>I had so many friends go. I really want to

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<v Speaker 1>go meet I'd love to see that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh my god, should we go? Let's do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I really wanted to go. They had their opening

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<v Speaker 2>night the other night, but I couldn't go because I'd

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<v Speaker 2>already said yes to a Stranger Things event, which, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, that's what my ingym is about that Stranger

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<v Speaker 2>Things event. Oh my god, I'm still mortified by something

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<v Speaker 2>that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, because I am currently I just finished the finale

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<v Speaker 1>last night, no spoilers. I'm so hooked. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>invited to Molon Rules two Strange Mulon Rouge and The

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<v Speaker 1>Stranger Things, and I didn't go to either of them,

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<v Speaker 1>so I want to know about it. So it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>good or it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Just one particular thing has scarred me from that event.

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<v Speaker 2>But also, can we just talk about the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>your yes Men era is officially over. I knew it

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't last. He said no to two event invites.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Hayden. Hayden had another anaphylactic attack. Poor thing is

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<v Speaker 1>he know he's allergic to COVID out of the blue.

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<v Speaker 1>We just had another one on the end of last week.

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<v Speaker 1>So we had a wholesome boyfriend weekend and we went

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<v Speaker 1>We went to cafes and we went to the zoo,

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<v Speaker 1>just to like make sure he was feeling okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have noticed about you. You love a matinee

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<v Speaker 2>like you'll do things during the day, but at night, Nah,

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<v Speaker 2>he'll have.

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<v Speaker 1>Any Oh my god, I'm a matinee boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're going to see a matinee of Mulan Roue

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<v Speaker 2>the musical. It's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to go, Mitch. I'd love to go to

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<v Speaker 1>malam Rous with you and we'll put it on the kiddio. Jenny,

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<v Speaker 1>you can come, of course, but you'll have to pay

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<v Speaker 1>your own way.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been to a few musicals recently and I just

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<v Speaker 2>love like, it's always the same people in the crowd.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always a mix of predominantly old women, and maybe

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<v Speaker 2>they're begrudging husbands that they've dragged along, and they're just

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of gay gay men. And Jenna apparently.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and me and Jenna, yeah yeah. And the cat

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<v Speaker 1>cat mums, all the cat mums of the world. All

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<v Speaker 1>right now, if it is your first time listening, let's

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<v Speaker 1>jump in. We start with two. Is it just me

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<v Speaker 1>something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. We call

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<v Speaker 1>them our igems. We have guest Gym's coming up with

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<v Speaker 1>it a listen to later on in the show. But

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<v Speaker 1>I think midst you want to start. Let's get that

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<v Speaker 1>stranger things thing off your chest.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, sure, I'm happy to dive right in. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>A meet and greets just a terrible concept.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never done one, but they always look so awkward

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<v Speaker 1>to me, especially in co the COVID era, when everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>like three meters from each other. They have a wall

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<v Speaker 1>between them, like a purse beex war plexiglass. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes they're just so like forced and controlled and like

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<v Speaker 2>really rigid, and it's difficult to walk away from any

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<v Speaker 2>meet and greet scenario without thinking Jesus, that was awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>But oh my god, oh the worst thing happened to

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<v Speaker 2>me at the Stranger Things event on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so what was the event because it was at

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<v Speaker 1>Lunar Park and it was for fans as well, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really know what it was. What was the vibe?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so it was like a Netflix event. There was

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of the cast in town. They were doing

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<v Speaker 2>like a Q and A on stage, that sort of vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a bunch of you know, pop up bits

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<v Speaker 2>from the set photo opportune and it is all that jazz.

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<v Speaker 2>It was fun. It was fun. But my darling manager

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<v Speaker 2>David said to me before, Babe, I've got you meet

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<v Speaker 2>and greet VIP access backstage. And I was like, oh cool,

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<v Speaker 2>are you sure? Like I feel like a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>an imposter because I enjoy the show, but there's so

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<v Speaker 2>many diehard fans here that I feel like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>it would just mean the world to them to meet

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<v Speaker 2>these cast members because the fucking Stranger Things fan base,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, oh my god, they are crazy passionate,

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<v Speaker 2>like they were so int.

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<v Speaker 1>Know that, to be honest, I didn't either, But are

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<v Speaker 1>they all kids, because you wouldn't. The last thing you'd

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<v Speaker 1>want is a group of adults being like, I love

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<v Speaker 1>your gay ja twelve year old boys. That's not allowed.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, no. Look, to be honest, I probably was

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<v Speaker 2>one of the oldest people there, but so there were

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of younger people there. And so anyway, I

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<v Speaker 2>said to David, look, are you sure like I can

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<v Speaker 2>give up my spot in the meet and greet for

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<v Speaker 2>someone who is more deserving because I'm a little bit like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not fast because it just feels like it'll be awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>And you just started the show, you just started season

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<v Speaker 1>one a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. And some of the cast members that were

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<v Speaker 2>there there was Gayden Matarazo. Is that how you say it?

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<v Speaker 1>He plays Dustin Dustin Yep, yep, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Sadie Singh who plays Max, and Pria Ferguson

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<v Speaker 2>who plays Erica.

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<v Speaker 1>Good cast, good line, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And so anyway, I ended up doing this meet

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<v Speaker 2>and greet thing and it was so bad. It was

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<v Speaker 2>so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was in line. It was then my turn

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<v Speaker 2>to go backstage and meet the three cast I walk

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<v Speaker 2>backstage and I walk up to them and I say hi,

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<v Speaker 2>trying to be really, you know, charismatic and bubbly, and

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<v Speaker 2>all three of them in unison just go and like

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<v Speaker 2>step back from me, like they looked frightened, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, what did I do? What did I do?

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<v Speaker 2>And then without saying a word, they just pointed to

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<v Speaker 2>this little sticky tape dot on the ground and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, is that where I stand?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>They were like yeah, and that sticky tape dot was

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<v Speaker 2>so far away from them, which, by the way, that

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<v Speaker 2>would have been nice. One of the backstage people taking

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<v Speaker 2>me back there should have told me that was the rule.

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<v Speaker 2>I felt so stupid. So those three were huddled together,

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<v Speaker 2>but because I was obviously some sort of germ ridden

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<v Speaker 2>risk to them, they were like, no, everyone, you stand

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<v Speaker 2>over there. And then they were like rushing me as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, so you had your little spot marked out

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm standing a really awkward distance away from them,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the person taking the photo was like, okay, ready,

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<v Speaker 2>three two one, and I'm thinking, okay, how do I

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<v Speaker 2>stand by my runaway? That doesn't look awkward? And I

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<v Speaker 2>just walked away. They gave me a polaroid copy of

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<v Speaker 2>the photo, and I said to my friends who I

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<v Speaker 2>met up with afterwards, I was like, I've got the

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<v Speaker 2>photo and I have not looked at it yet. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if I can you guys, I'll show you, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>can you tell me if it's as bad as I

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<v Speaker 2>think it will be? And they had a look and

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<v Speaker 2>they all just cracked up, laughing in my face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I didn't see mix you posted stuff at

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<v Speaker 1>the event in a lovely red blazer, mind you, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>But the I didn't see a photo of you with

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<v Speaker 1>a car, so it must be that bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's no way that photo will ever see the

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<v Speaker 2>light of day.

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<v Speaker 1>So can you show us. I want to see this.

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<v Speaker 4>I really want to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'll show you, guys. You're ready, yeah, oh

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<v Speaker 2>oh oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Mitchell, your toe is over the dots.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know, I know. And the thing is, the

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<v Speaker 2>post I was trying to do was like a thumbs up,

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<v Speaker 2>just being like, yeah, hey, but they got the photo.

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<v Speaker 2>They took the photo like a split second before I

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<v Speaker 2>was in position, and so my thumb isn't even there.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at my eye that looks like I'm rolling my eye.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, you look possessed. I do. It's a dinner organ.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I don't know how I got

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<v Speaker 2>in this situation. I tried to get out of it,

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<v Speaker 2>and it just went worse than I could have imagined.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell's that's horrific. You can't post that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not I will. I will never should I put

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<v Speaker 2>it in our Facebook group so that people listening can

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<v Speaker 2>at least have some context as to what we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, yeah, idiots get a kick out of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely in the new season when it's episode one. So

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<v Speaker 1>but when they get contorted and they get possessed by Veckner,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like Mitch is heard of Grandfather Clock and

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<v Speaker 1>he's seconds away from splitting his ankles backwards. That's horrific.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what the best part was after they

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<v Speaker 2>took the photo and I thought, I'm gonna get the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck out of here, Like that was just mortifying. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to get out of here quick as I can.

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<v Speaker 2>Sadie the Chicken plays Max. She says to me, I

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<v Speaker 2>like your boots and I was like, thanks, babe. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's that's the only interaction we had.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so sweet cute though, But what you didn't hear

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<v Speaker 1>is sheec She said, I like your boots when they're

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<v Speaker 1>behind the fucking dot. That you didn't hear it because

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<v Speaker 1>the music, Because of the music. Yeah, all right, great edge.

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<v Speaker 1>Should I do mine? I'm ready to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I want to forget about everything that happened at

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<v Speaker 2>that event. So they move on?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hit it, Bradley? Is it just me? Do we

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<v Speaker 1>need more people in the world who will happily let

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<v Speaker 1>you cancel plans?

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<v Speaker 3>Ah?

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I am so over the guilt. I am so

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<v Speaker 1>over the high horse. Sorry I couldn't come to your

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<v Speaker 1>stupid boyfriend's luncheon the third one, mind you, he's only

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<v Speaker 1>twenty seven. Get a grip the hate messages they ignore,

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<v Speaker 1>the left on scene that you're no longer invited to events.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a grip what's happened to spark this outrage? Because like,

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<v Speaker 2>I know for a fact that I don't bother getting

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<v Speaker 2>mad at you anymore. I'm just like whatever, that's him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's unreliable.

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<v Speaker 1>So what you happen to you used to But there's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing nice that Actually a nice thing happened to me

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<v Speaker 1>A friend invited me to go get dinner, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't feeling it, the whole Hayden thing. I said, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not coming.

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<v Speaker 2>They went so figured that wasn't a matinee.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's true. It was the dinner. It was at night,

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<v Speaker 1>the sun had set, so I said, I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't go, and then she said that he's so fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to watch the new Star Wars. I'm all good,

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<v Speaker 1>love you. Hope Hayden's okay. Oh, And just the relief

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<v Speaker 1>that I felt, the lack of judgment, the no pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>That is what a true friend, and that is how

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<v Speaker 1>you weed out the ship friends from the good friends,

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that don't. If any of you ever canceled youenner,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you've ever come to part of that

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<v Speaker 1>I've throwned, however, guilted you never. No, in general, I

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<v Speaker 1>are the best of friends. No need to guilt he

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<v Speaker 1>because I am sound and happy within my own personal body.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I think it's fine if friends cancel on each

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<v Speaker 2>other from time to time. What becomes the problem is

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<v Speaker 2>if you're a repeat offender. So I think that's why

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<v Speaker 2>perhaps someone like you might at some stage get struck

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<v Speaker 2>from the invite list altogether because it's like, oh well

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<v Speaker 2>equalarly it doesn't want to spend time. But that's why

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<v Speaker 2>I bother reaching out, because some people don't deal well

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<v Speaker 2>with rejection. Yes, so if you get rejected too many times,

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<v Speaker 2>you're just gonna stop reaching out to the person. It's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I try.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it just it says more about the other person,

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<v Speaker 1>about their insecurities, because I couldn't care less. If someone

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<v Speaker 1>canceled on nineteen out of twenty dinners with me or events,

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<v Speaker 1>I still wouldn't care. It doesn't bother me. I really doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, and I just sorry. That is so not true.

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<v Speaker 2>It is not true. Is no true. If someone else

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<v Speaker 2>canceled on you, you'd be ranting to me, it's the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking it's the fucking fifth time they're canceled. Like you're

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<v Speaker 2>only human as well. You're as insecure as they come.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon if someone kept canceling on you repeatedly, you

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<v Speaker 2>would get a little bit miffed after a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, yeah to you and to my other friends

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<v Speaker 1>behind their back, but to their face, no worries. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I hope the cold saw cleans up. Oh enjoy obi

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<v Speaker 1>Wan dove Vader returns, it's been to be great.

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<v Speaker 2>That's because you are a people pleaser. Yes, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want anyone to know that you're unhappy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god ya, yes, no, you're very right. Oh yeah, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 1>when you say no to coming to the dinners, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>the bitching that happens behind the scenes, yeah, yes, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you know that I would never say it

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<v Speaker 1>to your face.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you're saying it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the basis of a good friendship.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how Mitch had that thing at his place recently?

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<v Speaker 2>What was the reason you couldn't come again? You went

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<v Speaker 2>to something?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, the Belfoir play's side bride.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, I'm sorry, I can't make it. I'm at Belvoir.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch says, has she flying to fucking Paris? What does

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<v Speaker 2>that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>What about the other one? Mitch? You had something and

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<v Speaker 1>she went, oh, I can't. I've contracted an illness from sushi. Traine,

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<v Speaker 1>remember what she had? An illness from sushi?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, that was very bad, was it? Don't bring that up.

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<v Speaker 1>But like I said, Jen, I don't judge you for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind. And you know what, the more elaborate

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<v Speaker 1>the story, the more entertained. I am, so bring them

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<v Speaker 1>mind keep me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I'm going to say it. I don't judge

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<v Speaker 2>people who say no. But yeah, like I said, eventually

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<v Speaker 2>you just stop feeling like you need to reach out.

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<v Speaker 2>Because also in this particular scenario, Jenna doesn't come to

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<v Speaker 2>anything I invited her to. But also she never tries

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<v Speaker 2>to make plans of me either, And I'm like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's cool. Yeah, he just doesn't want to see me

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<v Speaker 2>outside of work. That's fine, that's all she wants this

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<v Speaker 2>to be.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't make plans with anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got something on your mind, hit up at a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of mitches on Instagram to get yourself on the shoe. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>time for and is it just you something you've noticed,

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<v Speaker 1>something you hate, or something you appreciate, send us a

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<v Speaker 1>voice note like.

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<v Speaker 2>Luke's Star the way, does anyone ever come through with

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<v Speaker 2>something they appreciate? I don't think they do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and very rarely do we appreciate things on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we should make a pack next week. We'll do

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<v Speaker 2>things we appreciate. We'll stop being bloody, negative, ranting bitches.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cute, that's beautiful, meach I could do that I could. Definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>It takes some time to think about something I appreciate,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm sure I could do it all right. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Luke. Luke sent this in on a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>mitches on Insta. It's his Is it just you?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, guys? Is it just me? Or do you get

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<v Speaker 3>really pissed off and you're going through a Maca's drive

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<v Speaker 3>through and someone tells you to push forward into the

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<v Speaker 3>abandoned parking lot, Like, I don't care if you're sprinting

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<v Speaker 3>out my fucking hash brown, I'm not gonna wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay yep, that wasn't something he appreciated once.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he didn't get the note. I agree with him,

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<v Speaker 1>but I will wait. I'm a rule follower. If they

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<v Speaker 1>tell me to wait, I'm pulling into that parking bay

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm waiting for my hashib Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean when he says abandoned parking lot?

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<v Speaker 2>It's usually chokers for starters the parking lot. But isn't

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<v Speaker 2>there like waiting bays designated?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the one that I'm here because I'm like in

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<v Speaker 1>the city in Sydney. The waiting bay in my local

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<v Speaker 1>macas is real tight because it's like in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the CBD. See there's like a one little corner spot.

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<v Speaker 1>So sometimes they go park in the waiting baby, but

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<v Speaker 1>there's already a highlux there and you go, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't go anywhere, soe you kind of like park got

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<v Speaker 1>a traffic jam the whole way base scenario. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>just me? Or do we need to rethink the waiting bay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I just feel like the whole waiting bay thing

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<v Speaker 2>is fine. I don't usually mind, but sometimes it drags

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<v Speaker 2>on too long that I think they've genuinely forgotten about

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<v Speaker 2>my order. Yes, and sometimes I do have to actually

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<v Speaker 2>get out of the car and be like, hey, where

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<v Speaker 2>are we at with this? And because they actually the

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<v Speaker 2>reason they put you in the waiting bay is so

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<v Speaker 2>that they can tick off the order is done so

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<v Speaker 2>that it doesn't affect their drive through times. Because you

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<v Speaker 2>know how all the macas are competing with each other.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, oh, we new Planes is ahead of Penrith.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you taught me that. I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it's a competition. Yeah, let me tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>The pressure is on and drive through.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happens in there? Give us a point of view.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a little screen that says gray Hyundai is not

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<v Speaker 1>at the front or has been here x amount of time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's exactly what it is. The order. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>little timer next to it, and it'll go it'll be

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<v Speaker 2>in the green, which means yeah, no, that's a good

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<v Speaker 2>amount of time, and then it'll go orange and that

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<v Speaker 2>means quick six, they've been in the drive through too long.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it'll go red, which is like, this is

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<v Speaker 2>affecting your score, so poorly get them out. And so

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<v Speaker 2>it's usually when someone like you comes through and orders

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<v Speaker 2>like a rap and they're like, oh shit, we haven't

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<v Speaker 2>made a rap in months. We have to figure out

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<v Speaker 2>how to do it again. Yeah, and then they have

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<v Speaker 2>to figure it out, so they're like, oh, let's just

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<v Speaker 2>park him, and so they tick off the order as

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<v Speaker 2>done so that it doesn't affect that time. And then

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes if it's rush hour or whatever, they will literally

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<v Speaker 2>forget because they'll tick it off out of sight, out

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<v Speaker 2>of mind. They'll forget and you go in there and

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<v Speaker 2>be like, oh, wait, wear me food and they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh shit, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I went through macs because I'm so used to either

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<v Speaker 1>doing it at the end of my shift, which is

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<v Speaker 1>like ten or eleven o'clock or in the morning when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing breakfast, so there's never any cues. And I

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<v Speaker 1>went the other day at like six pm and there's

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<v Speaker 1>a major line. I'm like, as fucked, Oh it's dinner. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>people are actually trying to get a meal. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's that rush out, but nothing worse at the parking

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<v Speaker 1>bay when you're there and there's a car behind you

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<v Speaker 1>and they pulled in after you. But they come and

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<v Speaker 1>bring the food out and you're looking at the size

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<v Speaker 1>of the bag and they wait to be like, is

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<v Speaker 1>that my double cheeseburger and McGrath maybe, and they give

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<v Speaker 1>it to the car behind you first. Oh pisses me off.

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<v Speaker 1>I always think, but what if that's mine?

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<v Speaker 4>What have they got it wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>I always worried when they introduce you know how there's

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<v Speaker 2>more than one drive through lane. Now there's two. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what if someone pulls in front of me

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<v Speaker 2>and the cars are out of and I get the

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<v Speaker 2>wrong shit? And that's why they would They would read

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<v Speaker 2>your entire order to you. When you got to the

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<v Speaker 2>window to pay, They're be like just confirming you the

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<v Speaker 2>big mac double quarter pound of large fries. Blah, blah blah,

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<v Speaker 2>and they would just like recite it like a town crier. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'd be like, no, not me, that's the guy

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<v Speaker 2>in front of me. He fucking pushed in. But I've

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<v Speaker 2>noticed they've streamlined it. Now if you pull up to

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<v Speaker 2>the window, they just go just confirming your order is

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<v Speaker 2>the one on the screen.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that avoids confusion.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm always trying to think about how to make it quicker,

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<v Speaker 2>which makes it very impersonal. It's like me and my

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<v Speaker 2>meet and greets. They're like, quick, move on, neck.

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<v Speaker 1>Y, I'm trying to forge a connection with my local

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<v Speaker 1>staff member.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually did get in trouble for that. When I

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<v Speaker 2>worked at maccas. I'd always be a little bit too chatty,

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<v Speaker 2>which doesn't sound like me, does it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's shocking.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'd be like, how's your day, and then I'd

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<v Speaker 2>ask follow up questions and the managers in my ear

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<v Speaker 2>like shut up, move on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, God, can they heal conversations through that fucking

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<v Speaker 1>old gaming controller headset?

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<v Speaker 2>Not all of them, but you can also have the

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<v Speaker 2>internal intercom so I can buzz through to them and

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<v Speaker 2>that doesn't go through the speaker. Yeah wow, But they

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<v Speaker 2>can't eat everything. Thank god, I take that bloody headset

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<v Speaker 2>to go piss sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>It like I still work there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you remember it so vivid.

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<v Speaker 2>One time I actually did take a drive through order

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<v Speaker 2>from the toilet because I wasn't done and someone pulled

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<v Speaker 2>up and I was like, oh, what can I get

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<v Speaker 2>for you today? They said, meetium big macmeal. I said, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>coke for the drink and they said yes. And because

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<v Speaker 2>I'd done that exactly worder so many times I remembered,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, eight forty five, please drive through.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I did it from the toilet. Oh my god. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for setting that in. If you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get in touch, hit us up on a couple of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just sent us a voice message, but thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I got really sidetracked. What actually was Luke's point?

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<v Speaker 1>Now it just pisses him off. Yeah, he's annoying. He

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to go to the waiting bait. He wants

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<v Speaker 1>to wait at the window.

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<v Speaker 2>Fair enough, I think that I think we all feel

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<v Speaker 2>that way, Luke, But just don't be a Karen and

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<v Speaker 2>refuse to park. Have you seen those videos? But they're

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<v Speaker 2>like nope, I'm not parking. Oh, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>All the people that get out of the window when

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing, when there's something that I am not in stock.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like these people are seventeen and they're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>pay off their tafe degree. Give them a fucking break.

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<v Speaker 2>I had someone throw a whole bag of mcchickens that me,

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<v Speaker 2>and a whole tray of four large cokes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. The only memory I have from Cole's

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<v Speaker 1>is the returns that people would try to get away with.

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<v Speaker 1>Like at Christmas time. I vividly remember a woman bringing

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<v Speaker 1>a full leg of ham and she'd carved it and

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<v Speaker 1>it was just the bone and she said, yeah, hi mate,

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<v Speaker 1>too salty. Oh it was awfuls garbage a Christmas ham

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like Boxing day and I go, you've

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<v Speaker 1>eaten it? Yeah, but it was too salting. Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>did you hear me?

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<v Speaker 2>How much of it was missing?

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<v Speaker 1>The whole ham? The whole ham? There was knuckle and

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<v Speaker 1>fucking fhibia, there was nothing else. And I said, oh, okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>and because it was a coal's ham, you're smart. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're not one hundred percent satisfied, you do get a refund.

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing that gets me. It pisses me off.

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<v Speaker 1>I go to the manager and I'm like seventeen, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be, you know, a really good worker. I go,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not giving you the refund, she's clearly eating it,

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<v Speaker 1>and they go, just give it to it. It's the guarantee.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not worth fighting. So they end up getting their refund.

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<v Speaker 1>And these people wrought the system and a Ham's forty bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, it's a really worth the kerfuffle for forty bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say, yes, I'd say, but also it's the win.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you know, I'm very vindictive. I want to I

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<v Speaker 1>want her to. I want to say to her, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't because you've eaten it. You're fat bitch. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to go take your leg and walk away, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to deduct the Flybys points. You know, That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you do that? Deduct fly By points if.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone returns something. We actually should be removing the Flybys

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<v Speaker 1>points because people could just then get free Flybys points

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<v Speaker 1>because they're just returning everything. But you can redact you also,

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<v Speaker 1>if you forget ther Flybys cards, you got fourteen days

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<v Speaker 1>to bring your receipt back. So people would go through

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<v Speaker 1>Brely and be like, oh, I haven't claimed these Flybys

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<v Speaker 1>points and that add them on.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was seriously, yeah, some people take Flybys, so

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<v Speaker 2>seriously don't they. I actually don't really know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It just me on the fly What are they? What

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<v Speaker 2>can I do with the points? I've probably got so

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<v Speaker 2>many points. I just don't know what they actually can

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<v Speaker 2>be used for?

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<v Speaker 1>What they do? I've currently got on my Flybys card

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<v Speaker 1>ready to have a lookods loading forty nine dollars in

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<v Speaker 1>actual real world money that I can just use in

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<v Speaker 1>my grocery shop.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't seem like a long How long have you

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<v Speaker 2>been building up those point?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably a year?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? What a waste of fucking time? Forty nine it's

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<v Speaker 2>not too.

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<v Speaker 1>Loud, but for a free scam that you just do

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<v Speaker 1>it every check out and you get fifty bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I've only got ten bucks. That's bullshit. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I've been accumulating these points for years and never

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<v Speaker 2>use them. Do they expire?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Although when people would ask me questions, I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>the answer to it. The checkout I just make it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. The worst thing was when I was

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<v Speaker 2>new to my supermarket job, and people would come up

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<v Speaker 2>to me and say, Hi, mate, what i'le do I

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<v Speaker 2>find the baby wipes in? And I'm like, fucked. If

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<v Speaker 2>I like, I just I would walk with them and

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<v Speaker 2>help them find it because I'm like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't memorize it.

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<v Speaker 1>Where can I find? The pods discontinued? Mate? Sorry? They

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<v Speaker 1>some kid choked on one in the cinema and then

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<v Speaker 1>they're not making them anymore. Really, I bought them yesterday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he choked last night. It's been an immediate recall.

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<v Speaker 2>What are we, bloody you're doing on the podcast now?

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, because I don't know you. I said

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<v Speaker 2>to you yesterday, babes, I'm really fluey. I've got the

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<v Speaker 2>aches and pains, I'm feeling sick. I'm going to work

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<v Speaker 2>from home. So can you can you plan something? Can

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<v Speaker 2>you figure something out? So I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing right now on the podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, yea, yeah, Well I brought some history music,

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<v Speaker 1>so let me play that.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's ready to learn? Welcome after the success Mitchell last

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<v Speaker 1>week of the history, the meaning behind words and common items?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you the Jacuzzi brothers who invented the jacuzzi, or

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<v Speaker 1>Theodore Omelet, who of course invented the Omelet. My dms

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<v Speaker 1>were flatted. We want more, we need more. Schoolastic reached

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<v Speaker 1>out and said, we want to do a textbook with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, give me time, give you time, give me time.

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<v Speaker 1>So I thought we'd bring it back. If it ain't broke,

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<v Speaker 1>don't fix it.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's another history lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>It's another history lesson. It's a chrury history lesson. Get

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<v Speaker 1>out the chalk, Jenna, can you dust off the chalkboard

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<v Speaker 1>for me?

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<v Speaker 2>Plase?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and get the students of milk.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we've upgraded to a smartboard. I think you'll find

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<v Speaker 2>yay smart phone maybe one.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone got smart boards.

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<v Speaker 4>They were the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Kep them because they were riddle bit is shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, that's a real niche reference. All right, Today we're

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<v Speaker 1>learning students quiet the history behind popular and commonly used phrases.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh ye, let's do an example. Cat got your tongue, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 1>you've said that many times.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I have, but God, I wish I

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<v Speaker 2>wish I could remember. Because I'm not joking. I literally

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<v Speaker 2>did this segment or not my cup of tea once

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<v Speaker 2>my old podcast back in the day, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>a great segment. So hopefully you executed as well as

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, no I will. I'm Jenna's very excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye just quitting and thought your tongue. Fuck if I

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<v Speaker 2>if I wasn't ill and I didn't have a headache,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be able to think about it. But no, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, cat got your tongue is obviously said to someone

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<v Speaker 1>who remained silent when when someone asked you a question,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't say anything. So cat got your tongue. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there are two stories and how this saying came into being.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell both. The first one says that it could

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<v Speaker 1>have come from a whip called Cat of nine Tales,

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<v Speaker 1>which was used by the English Navy that used to

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<v Speaker 1>flog victims speechless. So they go, well, the cat has

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<v Speaker 1>your tongue because the Cat of nine towels had your tongue. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>the second one, terrible second one is from ancient Egypt,

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<v Speaker 1>where liar's tongues were cut out as punishment and fed

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<v Speaker 1>to the cats.

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<v Speaker 2>What that's the one I remember?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cat got your tongue. In general, if you don't smart.

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<v Speaker 2>Nat.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your cat's name, Tabitha Connie Connie Rebus. Your cat

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<v Speaker 1>is going to have tongue soup. What about bury the hatchet?

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<v Speaker 2>I know what it means to bury the hatchet is

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<v Speaker 2>when you know you've got beef with someone and then

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<v Speaker 2>you resolve it and then yeah, let's just agree to

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<v Speaker 2>bury the hatchet, put it in the past and move on.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the history behind that part of the history music

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<v Speaker 1>is during negotiations between Puritans and the Native Americans, men

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<v Speaker 1>would bury all of their weapons, making them inaccessible. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a truce. It's like a peace sign.

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<v Speaker 2>What a hatchet is a weapon? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>A hatchet and axe.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>What about our blood is thicker than water? We've all

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<v Speaker 1>said that. We've said that around here. You know, we're

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<v Speaker 1>all friends, but hey, blood is thicker than water. We're family.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever we have a guest on and we go, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, we like them Carl from Bankstown. The blood

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<v Speaker 1>ye itche and bode thicker than water?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I don't think that's what it means.

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<v Speaker 1>What does it mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't it mean that family should come first, because if

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<v Speaker 2>you're related by blood, then that should be more important?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what it means?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, but I was insinuating that we're family.

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<v Speaker 2>You actually exercised the blood thicker than water notion every

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<v Speaker 2>day of your bloody life because you've always had some

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<v Speaker 2>sort of family function, you put them first, whereas I

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<v Speaker 2>barely see mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I will just say that the origin on this

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<v Speaker 1>website says, although many people think that it means we

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<v Speaker 1>should put family ahead of friends, it actually means the

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<v Speaker 1>complete opposite. The phrase was actually the blood of the

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<v Speaker 1>covenant is thicker than the water of the womb, and

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<v Speaker 1>referred to warriors who shared the blood they shed in

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<v Speaker 1>battles together. These blood brothers were said to have stronger

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<v Speaker 1>bonds than biological brothers. So maybe I am right.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh interesting, Well that's nice. I quite like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, although Jessica andn Cole, this is a live website

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<v Speaker 1>and there's public comments, and Jessica n Cole says on

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook this is actually wrong. So it's really I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>she buttered in three years ago got fifteen up votes.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, all right, barking up the wrong tree?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that mean that you're wasting your time because you're

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<v Speaker 2>not going to get any communication here? Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>apparently I've got to achieve anything opening your fat mouth

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<v Speaker 2>at this tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, pursuing a mistaken on miss guided line of thought. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>the phrase refers to hunting dogs who chase their prey

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<v Speaker 1>up a tree. Once it climbed the tree, the dogs

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<v Speaker 1>would just bark at them. Sometimes the dogs will continue

0:27:11.000 --> 0:27:13.240
<v Speaker 1>barking even if the prey was no longer there. They're

0:27:13.280 --> 0:27:17.359
<v Speaker 1>barking up the wrong tree. Yeah no, I'm laughing. This

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<v Speaker 1>is really interesting. Is anyone else writing these down?

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<v Speaker 2>Because history was my least favorite subject in school, and

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<v Speaker 2>so this has given me flashbacks because I'm already sick,

0:27:25.680 --> 0:27:27.399
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, I'm struggling to focus. Have you go

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<v Speaker 2>to really good ones?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh got ya? Yeah, well I started with some

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<v Speaker 1>weak ones of course. What about honeymoon? Oh, we've all

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<v Speaker 1>seriously what the fuck is a honeymoon?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, no, I'm intrigued. What the fuck does that even mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I've never questioned it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. A honeymoon is when a couple of the

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<v Speaker 1>holiday after they get married. Now, according to tradition, a

0:27:45.000 --> 0:27:47.399
<v Speaker 1>newlywed couple would have to drink a beverage with a

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<v Speaker 1>honey for an entire month for fertility and good luck

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<v Speaker 1>under a full moon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, we don't have to worry about skull and

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<v Speaker 2>honey because, like fertility is, it's never going to happen.

0:27:56.480 --> 0:27:59.720
<v Speaker 1>No, not for us. No, there's no fertile that's happening

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<v Speaker 1>and us. What about oh, oh, break a leg?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, So I heard the other day that the

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<v Speaker 2>meaning behind break a leg. Obviously that's what you say,

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<v Speaker 2>is like a good luck before you know someone's going

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<v Speaker 2>to an audition or something. And I heard I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if this is true, but I heard that break

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<v Speaker 2>a leg means you want them to get cast. And

0:28:22.040 --> 0:28:24.440
<v Speaker 2>when you've got a broken leg, you put the leg

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<v Speaker 2>in a cast. And so if you're saying to someone

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<v Speaker 2>in an acting context, break a leg, it means you

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<v Speaker 2>want them to get cast. Is that true?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Apparently popular folklore in Germany means they encourage people

0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:36.600
<v Speaker 1>to wish others bad luck, since it was believed that

0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:39.480
<v Speaker 1>wishing someone good luck would tempt evil spirits. So yeah,

0:28:39.560 --> 0:28:41.720
<v Speaker 1>they started saying break a leg is a bit of irony.

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer yours.

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<v Speaker 2>Meats the cast version. It makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>What about riding shotgun? We've all said it I'm going

0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:49.600
<v Speaker 1>to ride. Shotgun in the front of the seat. Shotgun

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<v Speaker 1>the front.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Well, presumably, if you're organizing a drive by shooting,

0:28:53.240 --> 0:28:57.000
<v Speaker 2>the driver can't actually do the shooting of the shotgun

0:28:57.040 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 2>in yourself. He can't handle the weapon and a vehicle.

0:28:59.160 --> 0:29:01.360
<v Speaker 2>So if you're riding, it means that you're in charge

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<v Speaker 2>of the actual shooting. Am I correct?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think, Jenna, the exact same.

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<v Speaker 4>You're responsible for the shooting of the gun in the murder?

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<v Speaker 1>No, The expression refers to the passenger of an old

0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 1>fashioned stage coach who sat next to the driver with

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<v Speaker 1>a shotgun. Oh, you're actually right to protect attackers and

0:29:17.520 --> 0:29:19.400
<v Speaker 1>rubbers along the way. Oh you're right. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to do it all the time back in

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<v Speaker 4>the day.

0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:23.440
<v Speaker 1>So you could hold the gun and you could shoot people.

0:29:23.480 --> 0:29:26.240
<v Speaker 2>So they weren't just random shootings that were protection purposes.

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:30.360
<v Speaker 1>That's right. Now. I've got, like I said, sixty seven,

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:33.000
<v Speaker 1>So if I've got son of a gun, I've got

0:29:33.080 --> 0:29:35.400
<v Speaker 1>best man born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Get one's goat, Achilles heat, Let's get one's goat.

0:29:38.800 --> 0:29:40.320
<v Speaker 1>Now, get one's goat. Have you not heard that?

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<v Speaker 2>No? But they butcher it on kathink him. They say, God,

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<v Speaker 2>he's really getting up my goat.

0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Get one's goat means you're really annoying someone. During horse

0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:51.840
<v Speaker 1>racing day, some horses would get Horses would get so anxious,

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<v Speaker 1>so owners would place goats in the stalls with them

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<v Speaker 1>to calm them down.

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<v Speaker 4>Wouldn't that make them worse?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wouldn't that.

0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:02.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying that like a horse trainer just notices that

0:30:02.880 --> 0:30:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Bessie is a little bit stressed, so he goes, get

0:30:04.840 --> 0:30:06.480
<v Speaker 2>my goat. I want to calm her down.

0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:09.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh, like, give Hayden a goat. Next enflex is attack.

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Just go babe, sit on this goat.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think it's an emotional support goat. You don't

0:30:13.320 --> 0:30:14.880
<v Speaker 2>sit on it. You just kind of let it, you know,

0:30:14.920 --> 0:30:16.200
<v Speaker 2>you pat it and have it around you.

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 1>And she says rival horse owners would sometimes steal these goats,

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<v Speaker 1>therefore upsetting the horse and making it more likely to lose.

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<v Speaker 1>But it doesn't explain why goats are calming to horses.

0:30:27.080 --> 0:30:29.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like goats would be calming. Just some

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<v Speaker 2>little hairy bathard being like man.

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<v Speaker 4>And they're in a little stall as well, like a

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<v Speaker 4>goat with a horse.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my God. Yeah.

0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Look at this top comment from Ashley Fernandez. She says

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of farmers still use goats while transporting animals

0:30:42.760 --> 0:30:45.040
<v Speaker 1>long distance. They'll just chuck a goat in the horse

0:30:45.080 --> 0:30:47.600
<v Speaker 1>trailer to keep them calm, like an emotional support animal

0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:48.240
<v Speaker 1>for an animal.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna, can you google how the fuck are goats supposed

0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:54.719
<v Speaker 2>to be calming? Because I don't find them calming at all.

0:30:54.800 --> 0:30:56.240
<v Speaker 2>That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay it, oh my god, it's the top answer.

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<v Speaker 4>It goes it's not necessarily a goat, but the horse's friend.

0:31:04.240 --> 0:31:06.960
<v Speaker 4>Horses are herd animals and need to have buddies around.

0:31:07.440 --> 0:31:09.000
<v Speaker 2>But why goats? That's what I want to know.

0:31:09.320 --> 0:31:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess if you put another horse with it,

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:14.920
<v Speaker 1>they'd fuck each other.

0:31:14.960 --> 0:31:16.880
<v Speaker 2>It could be any animal you can be like, calm down,

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 2>far Lap, I've got a lady bud.

0:31:18.760 --> 0:31:22.840
<v Speaker 4>But apparently both horses and goats are pretty intelligent animals,

0:31:23.000 --> 0:31:25.680
<v Speaker 4>and the horses often bond with goats.

0:31:25.960 --> 0:31:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I hate that one, to be honest.

0:31:28.480 --> 0:31:30.200
<v Speaker 2>That is the one that I've been most interested in

0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:30.920
<v Speaker 2>this whole time.

0:31:31.320 --> 0:31:33.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, Okay, I'll read you a whole more and

0:31:33.480 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 1>tell you tell me.

0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 2>To I'm getting bored of here.

0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:42.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, hey, history isn't always entertaining.

0:31:42.680 --> 0:31:43.560
<v Speaker 2>And don't we know it?

0:31:43.640 --> 0:31:46.280
<v Speaker 1>Pop that history music again? Thank you, and i'e a loud.

0:31:46.440 --> 0:31:50.360
<v Speaker 1>We are going into the meaning behind famous cities in Europe?

0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Are you dragging this out because you don't have anything

0:31:53.880 --> 0:31:54.400
<v Speaker 2>else planned?

0:31:54.600 --> 0:31:54.640
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:31:55.120 --> 0:31:59.040
<v Speaker 1>No, Brussels meaning broke meaning martian zele meaning settlement.

0:31:59.720 --> 0:32:00.240
<v Speaker 4>Cool.

0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Amsterdam originally named because it was built around a damn

0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:08.320
<v Speaker 1>in the river of Amstell, So Ampstelle damn. It's quite

0:32:08.320 --> 0:32:09.680
<v Speaker 1>it's quite literal.

0:32:10.080 --> 0:32:12.120
<v Speaker 2>Jenn, know what's funny about that? Are you just laughing

0:32:12.120 --> 0:32:14.320
<v Speaker 2>because you're you're feeling what I'm feeling. This is it's

0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:15.479
<v Speaker 2>turned a shit this segment.

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:19.160
<v Speaker 4>No, no, Rome, this is so dumb.

0:32:19.840 --> 0:32:21.880
<v Speaker 2>There we go, all right.

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Well here I try to bring some enlightenment to this show.

0:32:27.480 --> 0:32:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Fucked a lot of you.

0:32:28.280 --> 0:32:30.840
<v Speaker 2>No, I appreciate it. I appreciate it because I'm unwell.

0:32:31.680 --> 0:32:34.560
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't myself, so I tried to bring some stuff

0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:35.760
<v Speaker 1>to the table. Toga, bitch. You know what, you have

0:32:35.800 --> 0:32:38.240
<v Speaker 1>a broker, You have a lie down and I'll educate

0:32:38.280 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 1>the people.

0:32:39.680 --> 0:32:40.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm just not interested.

0:32:42.240 --> 0:32:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I was, but I lost interest. I really hope that

0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:47.800
<v Speaker 2>you're better prepared for next week's episode because you do

0:32:47.920 --> 0:32:50.920
<v Speaker 2>realize we've finally come to episode one hundred and ten,

0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 2>and do you remember what you promised for episode one

0:32:52.960 --> 0:32:53.440
<v Speaker 2>hundred and ten.

0:32:53.640 --> 0:32:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's the telephone.

0:32:56.040 --> 0:32:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Yes, talk back ting's line, Yes, what's happening?

0:32:59.000 --> 0:33:01.200
<v Speaker 1>Maybe can we just push it back a week? Maybe

0:33:01.240 --> 0:33:03.120
<v Speaker 1>because I've got I'm going to the logis next week

0:33:03.120 --> 0:33:05.080
<v Speaker 1>and I don't want to be stress. The last thing

0:33:05.120 --> 0:33:06.720
<v Speaker 1>I want is when I finally come face to face

0:33:06.760 --> 0:33:09.240
<v Speaker 1>with Paddy Newton, for me to be absolutely beside myself

0:33:09.280 --> 0:33:11.959
<v Speaker 1>because I'm trying to plan a telephone. So I promise

0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:14.440
<v Speaker 1>the telethon episode one hundred and eleven.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so are we still calling it Talkback Teams Live?

0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:19.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if any if anyone listening right now

0:33:19.800 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 2>has no idea what we're talking about. I can't even remember.

0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:23.600
<v Speaker 2>We agreed to this ages ago where we were gonna

0:33:24.000 --> 0:33:26.280
<v Speaker 2>we're going to do the episode as if it's a

0:33:26.320 --> 0:33:28.720
<v Speaker 2>talkback radio, So we're going to do it on Facebook Live,

0:33:28.760 --> 0:33:31.120
<v Speaker 2>so you can listen live and call in live. We're

0:33:31.160 --> 0:33:32.719
<v Speaker 2>going to give out the studio numbers so people can

0:33:32.800 --> 0:33:35.040
<v Speaker 2>ring in any points to our whole.

0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:37.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a special it's we're not going to have.

0:33:37.440 --> 0:33:39.040
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have igems, but we're not going to have

0:33:39.120 --> 0:33:40.400
<v Speaker 1>It's not going to be a bulk of there's not

0:33:40.440 --> 0:33:41.719
<v Speaker 1>going to be content. There's not going to be any

0:33:41.800 --> 0:33:43.480
<v Speaker 1>history unless you guys begg me for it, in which

0:33:43.480 --> 0:33:44.280
<v Speaker 1>case I will do it.

0:33:44.960 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually hoping that people listen live on Facebook Live

0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:50.120
<v Speaker 2>and then they ring in like during one of our

0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:52.120
<v Speaker 2>igems and game. Now I disagree with you there.

0:33:52.280 --> 0:33:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Yes, well that's the point. The point is in the

0:33:53.920 --> 0:33:55.880
<v Speaker 1>opener to get calls and if you call at any time,

0:33:56.160 --> 0:33:57.800
<v Speaker 1>we can take live calls, but you have to be

0:33:57.800 --> 0:33:59.560
<v Speaker 1>watching us. We're going to be live on Facebook in

0:33:59.560 --> 0:34:01.280
<v Speaker 1>a during idiots and on a couple of miches.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I don't know your your planning this true? What

0:34:04.240 --> 0:34:04.560
<v Speaker 2>do you think?

0:34:04.760 --> 0:34:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're just thinking out loud to be honest.

0:34:07.040 --> 0:34:09.479
<v Speaker 2>Are you still thinking we do it on a Saturday? Yeah?

0:34:09.560 --> 0:34:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I say we do it like a Saturday, like like

0:34:12.080 --> 0:34:14.680
<v Speaker 1>a five pm start. So would that twenty fe and

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:17.239
<v Speaker 1>a half yeah, Saturday, Yes, Saturday. The twenty fifth is

0:34:17.280 --> 0:34:21.400
<v Speaker 1>the is talkback tings Live, the iGEM annual telephone and

0:34:21.520 --> 0:34:22.479
<v Speaker 1>you're all fuck off.

0:34:22.680 --> 0:34:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so pop that in your diaries, idiot. Saturday twenty fifth,

0:34:27.719 --> 0:34:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Saturday afternoon, we'll be on Facebook Lime and you can

0:34:30.680 --> 0:34:32.399
<v Speaker 2>call into the show and interact. It'll be fun.

0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:34.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, won't that be fun.

0:34:34.440 --> 0:34:35.080
<v Speaker 4>It's exciting.

0:34:35.320 --> 0:34:37.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if it actually happens, If it's anything like you

0:34:37.600 --> 0:34:39.719
<v Speaker 2>being in charge of this week's episode, I hate to think.

0:34:40.000 --> 0:34:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Call through historical facts. I'll be there and my and

0:34:43.040 --> 0:34:46.520
<v Speaker 1>I will be listening anyway. Fucking hell. Well that's all

0:34:46.520 --> 0:34:49.479
<v Speaker 1>I brought. So I mean I got nothing else?

0:34:50.760 --> 0:34:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's all.

0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:54.560
<v Speaker 1>Jenna? Did you bring it into the table?

0:34:54.680 --> 0:34:54.919
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:34:55.360 --> 0:34:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, can I tell you where I feel that this

0:34:58.000 --> 0:35:03.239
<v Speaker 2>this history segment belongs where Jenne's junk? Well said, maybe

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:04.960
<v Speaker 2>we should do a quick one of those, just to

0:35:05.120 --> 0:35:08.839
<v Speaker 2>end on great idea where all our worst ideas come

0:35:08.880 --> 0:35:10.359
<v Speaker 2>back to buy it us. Should we get into it?

0:35:10.480 --> 0:35:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Yes, let's go, let's do it. Let's take a peek

0:35:14.239 --> 0:35:18.319
<v Speaker 1>at Jenna's junk, shall we? These are the iges that

0:35:18.360 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 1>don't make the cut. You know, we start the show

0:35:20.200 --> 0:35:22.799
<v Speaker 1>with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate, and

0:35:23.560 --> 0:35:25.239
<v Speaker 1>sometimes if we don't, we don't like one and we

0:35:25.239 --> 0:35:26.879
<v Speaker 1>think you know what, probably not good for the main show.

0:35:26.960 --> 0:35:29.120
<v Speaker 1>It goes into Jenne's junk. So she's going to now

0:35:29.160 --> 0:35:31.239
<v Speaker 1>dive in with those core cat like claws of you

0:35:31.880 --> 0:35:32.560
<v Speaker 1>and bring it out.

0:35:32.640 --> 0:35:35.520
<v Speaker 2>And sometimes we listen back to our so called terrible

0:35:35.520 --> 0:35:38.560
<v Speaker 2>ideas when they come up in Jane's junk and we think, actually,

0:35:38.560 --> 0:35:40.520
<v Speaker 2>we should have backed that that was quite decent. Let's see,

0:35:40.520 --> 0:35:42.359
<v Speaker 2>I forget any decent ones today. If they're all shit.

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:46.400
<v Speaker 2>She's going in going to me next door.

0:35:46.400 --> 0:35:48.880
<v Speaker 1>Its only normal, said oppositely, Jenner. I can see you

0:35:48.960 --> 0:35:50.000
<v Speaker 1>in that joun Shut up.

0:35:50.600 --> 0:35:53.880
<v Speaker 4>Is it just me or DJ's too loud?

0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:54.440
<v Speaker 1>That was me?

0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:58.480
<v Speaker 2>That was me? Oh no, they're doing their job, I know.

0:35:58.600 --> 0:36:02.600
<v Speaker 2>But I'm talking about once again going back to corporate

0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 2>events when they're just meant to be kind of background music,

0:36:06.200 --> 0:36:07.879
<v Speaker 2>and the idea of the event is that you're able

0:36:07.920 --> 0:36:09.960
<v Speaker 2>to mingle and talk. If I have to scream at

0:36:09.960 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 2>the top of my lungs, it gets really tedious, and

0:36:12.680 --> 0:36:16.000
<v Speaker 2>having to say what for the third time, it gets

0:36:16.040 --> 0:36:18.840
<v Speaker 2>so much. And sometimes I've actually said and this is

0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:20.880
<v Speaker 2>so wanky, I've actually used it as an excuse to

0:36:20.960 --> 0:36:25.000
<v Speaker 2>leave early. I'm like, sorry, I'm a podcaster. So I

0:36:25.120 --> 0:36:27.440
<v Speaker 2>can't strain my vocals. I'm gonna have to go. I

0:36:27.480 --> 0:36:30.120
<v Speaker 2>can't raise my voice like this. No, I've got a

0:36:30.280 --> 0:36:33.120
<v Speaker 2>very I've got ever since I had that laryngitis I've had,

0:36:33.120 --> 0:36:35.560
<v Speaker 2>I've got a very temperamental throat, so I can't be yelling.

0:36:35.760 --> 0:36:38.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, I agree. I think there's a

0:36:38.960 --> 0:36:40.759
<v Speaker 1>time and a place for a DJ. Like I love

0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 1>a DJ at a club or a twenty first or

0:36:42.880 --> 0:36:45.279
<v Speaker 1>like a good fortieth, like a big event birthday. But

0:36:45.360 --> 0:36:47.840
<v Speaker 1>if I'm going to like a client thing, Mitch and

0:36:48.080 --> 0:36:51.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, Donut King are doing the celebration of their

0:36:51.000 --> 0:36:53.399
<v Speaker 1>new cinema Donut Range, and they've got a fucking DJ

0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:55.359
<v Speaker 1>playing to hits from shut Up.

0:36:56.040 --> 0:36:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Like, if it's a if you're there on the

0:36:57.760 --> 0:37:01.000
<v Speaker 2>dance floor, great DJ, crank that it up. I don't mind.

0:37:01.160 --> 0:37:03.080
<v Speaker 2>But if it's an event where there's you know, Aaron

0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:05.120
<v Speaker 2>Cheney balls going around on a plate and like you're

0:37:05.120 --> 0:37:07.400
<v Speaker 2>trying to mingle and shits, nah, it needs to be

0:37:07.480 --> 0:37:08.360
<v Speaker 2>a little bit more quiet.

0:37:08.400 --> 0:37:15.280
<v Speaker 1>Anyway. I think you want me to profess that you're bored.

0:37:15.120 --> 0:37:16.640
<v Speaker 4>You can just whatever, Okay, shut up?

0:37:17.239 --> 0:37:17.800
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

0:37:18.160 --> 0:37:20.920
<v Speaker 4>Or are you concerned for the welfare of all the

0:37:21.040 --> 0:37:24.000
<v Speaker 4>sponsored children's from the two thousands.

0:37:24.160 --> 0:37:27.160
<v Speaker 1>That's that's me, of course, it is. That's a me.

0:37:27.320 --> 0:37:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Think where did they all go? Where are they now?

0:37:32.440 --> 0:37:33.759
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I don't want to touch this.

0:37:34.520 --> 0:37:37.880
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, I am fully for it. I

0:37:38.000 --> 0:37:40.359
<v Speaker 1>feel like it was such a fad. You'd walk through

0:37:40.400 --> 0:37:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Westfield and instead of getting a you know, a g

0:37:42.280 --> 0:37:45.719
<v Speaker 1>shot of moisturizer on your palm, you'd get what was

0:37:45.800 --> 0:37:47.680
<v Speaker 1>the that was orange? What was the company called?

0:37:47.719 --> 0:37:48.759
<v Speaker 2>It was like world Vision.

0:37:49.120 --> 0:37:52.640
<v Speaker 1>World Vision would go, hey, here's Belinda and Uganda. Sponsor

0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:55.160
<v Speaker 1>her and they'd try to get you to sponsor these kids.

0:37:55.320 --> 0:37:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:57.800
<v Speaker 4>And the thing is they would have all the photos

0:37:57.840 --> 0:37:59.520
<v Speaker 4>and you would choose which one you wanted.

0:37:59.680 --> 0:38:00.239
<v Speaker 2>It was so.

0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Unethical, like a pet shop. I go, well, he's got

0:38:02.960 --> 0:38:05.800
<v Speaker 1>a cleft palette. I don't want Bob. I want the

0:38:05.840 --> 0:38:07.880
<v Speaker 1>girl with a beautiful braided hair. It was so I

0:38:08.000 --> 0:38:11.640
<v Speaker 1>can't believe we got away with doing that. It's so unethical.

0:38:11.920 --> 0:38:12.920
<v Speaker 1>And where are they now?

0:38:13.040 --> 0:38:14.640
<v Speaker 2>So you're saying it wouldn't kill them to do a

0:38:14.680 --> 0:38:17.160
<v Speaker 2>follow up, It wouldn't kill them to do each season two?

0:38:17.640 --> 0:38:19.840
<v Speaker 1>You know, I want to know what's going on? And

0:38:19.880 --> 0:38:21.960
<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest, and this is not a joke. I'm

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:23.719
<v Speaker 1>not making fun of the situation. I think it's fuck

0:38:23.800 --> 0:38:26.040
<v Speaker 1>that we did in the first place. But our sponsored

0:38:26.120 --> 0:38:28.799
<v Speaker 1>child at Woolaware High School when I was growing up.

0:38:29.440 --> 0:38:31.399
<v Speaker 2>Was had a shared sponsored child.

0:38:31.760 --> 0:38:36.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes, we had film on Starvin. That was his name,

0:38:37.960 --> 0:38:40.040
<v Speaker 1>hand on hard film on Starvin.

0:38:43.320 --> 0:38:45.879
<v Speaker 2>That's real, Janna, please dive back into the junk.

0:38:46.000 --> 0:38:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Please film on Starvin. I'm not I'm being fully serious.

0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:52.279
<v Speaker 1>No one heard from Philmon Starvin. We haven't got an

0:38:52.360 --> 0:38:54.720
<v Speaker 1>update on filhm on and I'm invested. I still remember

0:38:54.719 --> 0:38:57.120
<v Speaker 1>that poor guy's name. Where is he? Is he working

0:38:57.640 --> 0:38:59.880
<v Speaker 1>in the US? Is he in London? I want to

0:38:59.920 --> 0:39:02.200
<v Speaker 1>know what film on Starvin's doing. Actually, I'm gonna quickly

0:39:02.200 --> 0:39:03.040
<v Speaker 1>search him on Facebook.

0:39:03.160 --> 0:39:05.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, why haven't you done this yet?

0:39:05.280 --> 0:39:10.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not joking. Oh god, all right, jump back into

0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:12.560
<v Speaker 1>the junk. General, I'll get for a photo of fag Okay,

0:39:12.640 --> 0:39:12.880
<v Speaker 1>go go.

0:39:15.800 --> 0:39:18.600
<v Speaker 4>Is it just me or do you wish you could

0:39:18.680 --> 0:39:19.839
<v Speaker 4>say thank you ma'am?

0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:23.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, that's mine because my dad was in town

0:39:23.280 --> 0:39:25.920
<v Speaker 2>recently and he's always been able to do it. But

0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:28.800
<v Speaker 2>the other day we were ordering food somewhere and he

0:39:29.040 --> 0:39:31.880
<v Speaker 2>just really confidently pulls off, thank you, ma'am. And I'm like,

0:39:32.000 --> 0:39:33.759
<v Speaker 2>if I said that, I feel like it would sound

0:39:33.840 --> 0:39:36.719
<v Speaker 2>condescending or try hard. But Dad, it beautiful and he's like, oh,

0:39:36.800 --> 0:39:40.120
<v Speaker 2>thank you, ma'am. And it sounds so sincere and endearing.

0:39:40.160 --> 0:39:41.880
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, maybe it's an age thing. Maybe I'll

0:39:41.920 --> 0:39:43.480
<v Speaker 2>get to a certain age where I can pull that off.

0:39:43.520 --> 0:39:45.920
<v Speaker 2>I can't say sir either, like, oh thank you, sir.

0:39:46.600 --> 0:39:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's patronizing.

0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:48.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:39:49.080 --> 0:39:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I just found the Wolfware High School newsletter in

0:39:51.560 --> 0:39:54.040
<v Speaker 1>pdf form. I wasn't really listening.

0:39:54.239 --> 0:39:55.640
<v Speaker 2>I could tell I'm not stupid.

0:39:56.080 --> 0:40:01.399
<v Speaker 1>Sorry. Sorry, So I've got it here. Jenna, My god,

0:40:01.560 --> 0:40:04.040
<v Speaker 1>it's real. That's his name right there. I'm not making

0:40:04.080 --> 0:40:04.359
<v Speaker 1>it up.

0:40:04.760 --> 0:40:10.160
<v Speaker 2>We're not questioning the film on he graduated, Ship he graduated.

0:40:10.880 --> 0:40:13.280
<v Speaker 1>Hold on. This is on the Wallware High School Facebook

0:40:13.320 --> 0:40:18.120
<v Speaker 1>page today we would like to celebrate. Oh my god,

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:21.120
<v Speaker 1>when was this? I'm clicking learn more?

0:40:22.600 --> 0:40:23.799
<v Speaker 2>Can you do this in your own time?

0:40:25.200 --> 0:40:28.560
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, that's him Jenner film.

0:40:29.280 --> 0:40:30.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm not in the room.

0:40:31.920 --> 0:40:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll send you the link. All right, I'm happy. Sorry

0:40:34.080 --> 0:40:36.239
<v Speaker 1>that was full circle film on Graduator. That's very very cool,

0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:38.919
<v Speaker 1>very good to know. All right, Yeah, next one, man?

0:40:39.040 --> 0:40:44.520
<v Speaker 4>Okay, is it just me?

0:40:45.400 --> 0:40:45.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:40:45.600 --> 0:40:47.960
<v Speaker 4>Where the fuck is my birth certificate?

0:40:48.320 --> 0:40:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Me again?

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:51.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm with you on that.

0:40:52.040 --> 0:40:54.200
<v Speaker 2>I had to bloody submit it the other day with

0:40:54.239 --> 0:40:56.600
<v Speaker 2>a rental application, which was weird. You know how you

0:40:56.640 --> 0:40:58.200
<v Speaker 2>have to put a certain amount of points of ID.

0:40:58.920 --> 0:41:01.600
<v Speaker 2>I gave them medic care, I gave them a driver's life,

0:41:01.800 --> 0:41:04.560
<v Speaker 2>but apparently that wasn't enough and they needed a birth certificate.

0:41:04.600 --> 0:41:07.560
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I could not even begin to

0:41:07.600 --> 0:41:10.399
<v Speaker 2>imagine where the fuck that's ended up? Where on earth

0:41:10.520 --> 0:41:12.719
<v Speaker 2>is my birth certificate? Does anyone know where they keep it? No?

0:41:13.000 --> 0:41:16.399
<v Speaker 1>Mine was in a silver scroll, Like I remember mine

0:41:16.480 --> 0:41:19.040
<v Speaker 1>used to be on a mantelpiece and it was sorry

0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:21.400
<v Speaker 1>it was in a metal silver scroll.

0:41:21.760 --> 0:41:23.600
<v Speaker 2>No, but I don't think that's it. That's not the

0:41:23.640 --> 0:41:26.480
<v Speaker 2>official one. Some parents order like a decorative one to

0:41:26.520 --> 0:41:28.920
<v Speaker 2>put on the wall, but the actual, official, legally binding

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:31.560
<v Speaker 2>document is what they need is proof, Like the decorative

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:33.680
<v Speaker 2>one on the wall doesn't count. Oh shit, I.

0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Don't know where mine is. I was born premature. Do

0:41:36.560 --> 0:41:38.120
<v Speaker 1>they backdate those things? How does that work?

0:41:38.160 --> 0:41:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Do you have a spot where you're keeping your important

0:41:39.719 --> 0:41:41.839
<v Speaker 2>documents because I thought maybe the birth certificates in there.

0:41:42.239 --> 0:41:45.800
<v Speaker 2>But all I found was like old certificates that I

0:41:45.840 --> 0:41:48.560
<v Speaker 2>won in high school and an old prescription for viagra.

0:41:49.040 --> 0:41:50.759
<v Speaker 2>I was like, wow, I really thought that was an

0:41:50.760 --> 0:41:51.600
<v Speaker 2>important document.

0:41:51.800 --> 0:41:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've got one of those draws. It's got a screwdriver,

0:41:54.360 --> 0:41:57.440
<v Speaker 1>some batteries and a good pair of tongues and a torch.

0:41:57.680 --> 0:41:59.920
<v Speaker 2>A pair of tongues in your important documents.

0:42:00.560 --> 0:42:03.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's really convoluted. It's not clean.

0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:05.080
<v Speaker 4>All right, I'm going back in.

0:42:05.960 --> 0:42:06.560
<v Speaker 1>She's diving in.

0:42:07.120 --> 0:42:08.960
<v Speaker 2>I love how she can get two fists in there

0:42:09.000 --> 0:42:10.480
<v Speaker 2>these days. He's been practicing.

0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:11.040
<v Speaker 3>I know.

0:42:11.280 --> 0:42:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Good for you, Jenna.

0:42:12.120 --> 0:42:12.920
<v Speaker 4>Pretty impressive.

0:42:13.680 --> 0:42:14.360
<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:18.759
<v Speaker 4>Or do tea companies need to be more explicit with

0:42:18.880 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 4>their caffeine levels.

0:42:21.160 --> 0:42:23.239
<v Speaker 2>We've done that, have we? That was in the junk

0:42:23.320 --> 0:42:25.200
<v Speaker 2>last time, Jennet? Have you not taken the jenner?

0:42:25.320 --> 0:42:26.920
<v Speaker 1>You need to clean out your giant?

0:42:27.200 --> 0:42:28.480
<v Speaker 4>Can you put it in twice?

0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:29.719
<v Speaker 1>You're meant to shred them?

0:42:30.600 --> 0:42:31.680
<v Speaker 4>You put it in twice?

0:42:31.800 --> 0:42:34.960
<v Speaker 1>All right? Well, I'll move on from this. I bought

0:42:35.000 --> 0:42:38.080
<v Speaker 1>a smag milk froth on Facebook Marketplace. Such a bargain.

0:42:38.200 --> 0:42:40.040
<v Speaker 1>He had a bit of baked on milk. I had

0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:41.560
<v Speaker 1>to baking soda it out.

0:42:42.160 --> 0:42:44.560
<v Speaker 2>But I remember that with your Ashtray of the Week

0:42:44.600 --> 0:42:45.280
<v Speaker 2>on trash Alley.

0:42:45.400 --> 0:42:47.760
<v Speaker 1>It was it was I'd so much fun on that show. Spotify.

0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Won't we want to back every week? I said, you

0:42:49.120 --> 0:42:53.000
<v Speaker 1>can't do that to Matt. I bought it and I

0:42:53.080 --> 0:42:54.839
<v Speaker 1>love it. But now I'm into my hot chocolate era.

0:42:55.560 --> 0:42:58.279
<v Speaker 1>So I went from my saying yes era, sociale era

0:42:58.400 --> 0:42:59.359
<v Speaker 1>to my hot chocolate era.

0:43:01.600 --> 0:43:03.920
<v Speaker 2>You know what I reckon's happened. This is what's happened.

0:43:03.960 --> 0:43:06.279
<v Speaker 2>You decided that you would be in your social yes

0:43:06.440 --> 0:43:09.160
<v Speaker 2>man era when it was a bit warmer, and then

0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:11.279
<v Speaker 2>the months have gotten a bit cooler, and you're like,

0:43:11.480 --> 0:43:13.480
<v Speaker 2>fuck this, I'm saying at home with a hot choky.

0:43:13.520 --> 0:43:14.640
<v Speaker 2>I know exactly what happened.

0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:17.720
<v Speaker 1>Yea, Yeah, I bought a fucking expensive hot chocolate maker

0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:19.920
<v Speaker 1>and I didn't realize they're full of caffeine. So I

0:43:20.040 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 1>made my hot chocolate.

0:43:21.800 --> 0:43:23.799
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it keeps you up.

0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:25.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't sleep till three am the night of my

0:43:25.719 --> 0:43:26.799
<v Speaker 1>first hot chocolate.

0:43:26.600 --> 0:43:28.719
<v Speaker 2>Really, yeah, I think, are you sure it's caffeine or

0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:29.880
<v Speaker 2>is it just like the sugar?

0:43:30.239 --> 0:43:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's the sugar and the cocoa, some caffeine. There

0:43:33.560 --> 0:43:36.880
<v Speaker 1>is some caffee? Is there enough to because I googled it? Ready, me,

0:43:37.040 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 1>did you know this? And apple has the same amount

0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:41.120
<v Speaker 1>as caffeine as a full one shot coffee?

0:43:41.800 --> 0:43:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Bullshit, he's serious.

0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Yep. I'm going to google it now because there's caffeine

0:43:45.680 --> 0:43:48.359
<v Speaker 1>and chocolate too. Yep. In a normal serving of one

0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:51.520
<v Speaker 1>hundred grams of chocolate, Mitchell, there is forty three grams

0:43:52.120 --> 0:43:58.439
<v Speaker 1>of caffeine. Caffeine and an apple is a lot. Shit,

0:43:58.840 --> 0:44:00.680
<v Speaker 1>that's a lot, a lot?

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:02.120
<v Speaker 2>My god, what is it?

0:44:02.880 --> 0:44:11.040
<v Speaker 1>That is pretty nuts? Shit, it's a lot. Maybe we

0:44:11.120 --> 0:44:13.080
<v Speaker 1>should go anymore in your junk, Jenna.

0:44:12.960 --> 0:44:14.879
<v Speaker 4>That's it's too much to go through.

0:44:15.560 --> 0:44:17.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's get out of here.

0:44:18.040 --> 0:44:21.080
<v Speaker 2>What is going on on your end of caffeine?

0:44:23.680 --> 0:44:26.880
<v Speaker 1>I have to sorry. I googled how much caffeine is

0:44:26.880 --> 0:44:28.719
<v Speaker 1>there in an apple? And then in bold it says

0:44:28.800 --> 0:44:33.120
<v Speaker 1>there is zero. And then as you were talking, I

0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:37.200
<v Speaker 1>googled it again and then it said it never has

0:44:37.320 --> 0:44:39.439
<v Speaker 1>been like it was doubling down.

0:44:40.440 --> 0:44:43.600
<v Speaker 2>So I couldn't be right. I knew that couldn't be right.

0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:46.720
<v Speaker 2>Was thinking me, I'm gonna buy some apples.

0:44:47.000 --> 0:44:49.920
<v Speaker 1>It's in bold and says there is no caffeine in it,

0:44:52.200 --> 0:44:55.680
<v Speaker 1>you idiot and I were trying to get all Also,

0:44:55.840 --> 0:44:58.279
<v Speaker 1>how that was misinformation if we never owned up to it.

0:44:58.719 --> 0:45:00.840
<v Speaker 1>All those people think there's feed in apples.

0:45:01.040 --> 0:45:03.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you really should own up to it next time.

0:45:03.080 --> 0:45:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Because I knew something was going on. I'm not in

0:45:05.000 --> 0:45:06.320
<v Speaker 2>the same room with you, but I can see you

0:45:06.360 --> 0:45:10.200
<v Speaker 2>on the computer and Jennet's going, yeah, that's much. That's

0:45:10.280 --> 0:45:13.320
<v Speaker 2>so much, Cavin, that's so much, and I'm like, Okay,

0:45:13.400 --> 0:45:16.000
<v Speaker 2>they're fucking They're trying to be sly here. What's going on?

0:45:16.120 --> 0:45:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Really? I love that you and I didn't have to

0:45:17.480 --> 0:45:22.319
<v Speaker 1>say anything. We both just went, yeah, that's cafe, all right,

0:45:22.480 --> 0:45:23.920
<v Speaker 1>let's get out of here. I feel like I've just

0:45:23.920 --> 0:45:26.719
<v Speaker 1>had an apple or two. You're so buzzed. We will

0:45:26.760 --> 0:45:29.960
<v Speaker 1>see you guys next week, and then for the talk

0:45:30.040 --> 0:45:32.880
<v Speaker 1>back tings live the following week. The telephone will be happening.

0:45:33.000 --> 0:45:33.839
<v Speaker 1>Details to come.

0:45:33.920 --> 0:45:35.359
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait for that. Should we get a guest

0:45:35.400 --> 0:45:36.160
<v Speaker 2>on next week.

0:45:36.200 --> 0:45:38.680
<v Speaker 1>I'll book a guest. I'll put some feelers out.

0:45:38.840 --> 0:45:39.680
<v Speaker 4>This one's a child.

0:45:39.920 --> 0:45:42.800
<v Speaker 1>What is the film on? Start? I told you I

0:45:42.800 --> 0:45:45.760
<v Speaker 1>don't want people to get mad at me. I'm not joking.

0:45:46.000 --> 0:45:48.680
<v Speaker 1>I want to know where they are because we donated money,

0:45:48.719 --> 0:45:50.319
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like it was such a scam at

0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:51.920
<v Speaker 1>the time, Like I'm worried that that money even go

0:45:52.040 --> 0:45:52.520
<v Speaker 1>to the kids.

0:45:52.960 --> 0:45:54.960
<v Speaker 2>Don't the kids write letters and stuff. I feel like

0:45:55.000 --> 0:45:58.200
<v Speaker 2>everyone knows individually what's happened to their sponsor child.

0:45:58.920 --> 0:46:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe they're all getting like weekly newsletters or something.

0:46:02.560 --> 0:46:05.400
<v Speaker 2>It's actually, when you really think about it, what happens

0:46:05.440 --> 0:46:07.480
<v Speaker 2>to all those sponsored children. It's technically none of your

0:46:07.520 --> 0:46:09.799
<v Speaker 2>fucking business. They're entitled to their private life.

0:46:09.920 --> 0:46:11.719
<v Speaker 1>True. Actually, yeah, you're right now, you're right.

0:46:11.800 --> 0:46:13.120
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, it was just a thought I had to just

0:46:13.160 --> 0:46:15.840
<v Speaker 2>like visual, I don't have to expose their employment and

0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:16.120
<v Speaker 2>all that.

0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:19.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, true, true. Anyway, all right, thank you for listening everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>On the end. We just keep talking shit on the end.

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<v Speaker 2>Once the show's done, nothing's planned here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ad lib.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's improv.

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<v Speaker 1>It's improv. Oh my god. I had a dream the

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<v Speaker 1>other night that I was doing improv and it just

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<v Speaker 1>took me back to the terror of my first ever

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<v Speaker 1>live show in la It was I was so out

0:47:22.160 --> 0:47:24.560
<v Speaker 1>of my depth. I was nineteen. I'm like, I'm hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you go to like actual improvisers who are

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<v Speaker 1>it's like their craft, and they like build these amazing

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<v Speaker 1>scenes from nothing like in an improv show. You get

0:47:33.080 --> 0:47:35.680
<v Speaker 1>up on stage and there's like four performers sitting on

0:47:35.800 --> 0:47:38.400
<v Speaker 1>chairs at the back of the theater, and the monot

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<v Speaker 1>oh god, monologicist, someone who does the monologue gets up

0:47:41.719 --> 0:47:44.319
<v Speaker 1>tells a story about their life, any story I could

0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:46.759
<v Speaker 1>have told, the film on Starvin story. And then you

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<v Speaker 1>walk to the back of the stage and then the

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<v Speaker 1>four improvisers for an hour do a live show based

0:47:50.719 --> 0:47:51.320
<v Speaker 1>on that story.

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<v Speaker 2>Really. Yeah, now you were in one of those shows.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in heaps of those shows. Yeah, we did

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<v Speaker 1>them every Friday night.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, you know what you'd be good at. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon you would be great if you were employed

0:48:02.640 --> 0:48:06.319
<v Speaker 2>as a waiter at Karen's Diner, because I went there

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<v Speaker 2>during the week and they'd come up to us with

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<v Speaker 2>insults that they'd clearly thought of, and then I'd throw

0:48:13.080 --> 0:48:15.520
<v Speaker 2>it back at them, like I wouldn't just you know, laugh,

0:48:15.600 --> 0:48:18.040
<v Speaker 2>I would actually throw something back and they would be

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<v Speaker 2>completely thrown like they didn't have a comeback. They were like, oh,

0:48:21.480 --> 0:48:23.919
<v Speaker 2>like they did not know how to keep it going,

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<v Speaker 2>keep the banter flowing. And a couple of times the

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<v Speaker 2>the waitress or waiter would leave and then they would

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<v Speaker 2>just come back at random and just say an insult

0:48:33.400 --> 0:48:34.640
<v Speaker 2>and then walk away. I'm like, did they have to

0:48:34.680 --> 0:48:36.799
<v Speaker 2>go away and think about an insult and then they

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<v Speaker 2>just came up and said it and walked away like

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<v Speaker 2>they weren't there for any other reason.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. That No, they're just googling insult generator.

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<v Speaker 2>They did not like the back and forth when I

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<v Speaker 2>tried to engage.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I've just googled insult generator ready, and you just

0:48:49.960 --> 0:48:53.200
<v Speaker 1>click generate and it says, here we go, here's an insult.

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<v Speaker 1>Call them a white trash cockpit. I'll click it again. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>call them a stupid shit socket.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a physical version of an insult generator. You

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<v Speaker 2>want me to find it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go for it. I've got another one, you pompous

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<v Speaker 1>cock dragon. Are you idiotic shark captain? Wow? They really

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<v Speaker 1>double down with the captain to in a row?

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<v Speaker 4>You go, Jenna, Oh shut up, you duck nosed duck pirate.

0:49:18.640 --> 0:49:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Wow, double duck fuck off, slimy duck knob. Wow. They repeat,

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<v Speaker 1>we had two ducks in a row.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, damn you creepy butt pirate.

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<v Speaker 1>The next one will be spooky ghost pirate. Oh no, no, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm staying corrected. It's slimy crutch goblin job title generator.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know all these generators existed. All right, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you do for work? I'm a collaborative consulting master.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds real, Jenna, what do you do for work?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm an e commerce development Jen, what's a jem?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a hypertext application implementer.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh really, you just got the new job as is

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<v Speaker 4>a terry technical sider.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was after you with a global systems genius.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, yes, and then you became the interactive.

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<v Speaker 1>Solutions not I that wasn't the official title. Look at

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<v Speaker 1>these romantic pet name Generator.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you're a magical chocolate chip.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy anniversary, lascious lava otter.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I found the book.

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<v Speaker 1>Look okay, sorry, General and I were on a real

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<v Speaker 1>ramp page.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, creative cursey, creative cursing. So you open the book

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<v Speaker 2>and there's two sides to it. There's like a page

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<v Speaker 2>on the left and the page of the right, and

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<v Speaker 2>you just open it and mix the match. So I'll

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<v Speaker 2>open a page on the left and you've got got it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'll open a page on the right, and now

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<v Speaker 2>I've got Oh that's not nice. I'm not reading that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it that bad? Prick jammer?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh how gorgeous?

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<v Speaker 2>I just shuffle that. I'll open a page on the left. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't good. I have a feeling I've done this

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<v Speaker 2>on the podcast before. But oh, well we're here now,

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<v Speaker 2>scumfucker A good one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good, Jenny, you had that on your Year twelve, Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>I did. Okay, Well, that was that was interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>That was fun. Mitch Jenner and I got to the

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<v Speaker 1>romantic pet Name Generator.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, can I just say what's going on with you

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<v Speaker 2>at the moment. There's a lot of you on the

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<v Speaker 2>computer googling and reading shit out.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just discovered the internet.

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<v Speaker 2>Have It's like, you've just discovered the internet. We just

0:51:19.000 --> 0:51:22.040
<v Speaker 2>we spent a whole, like fifteen minutes last week of

0:51:22.120 --> 0:51:23.960
<v Speaker 2>you googling the names of ship and then you've brought

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<v Speaker 2>it back downe another history lesson? Which is this you

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<v Speaker 2>reading of Google?

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<v Speaker 1>Well that was the major Mitchell, Yeah, true, and now

0:51:32.280 --> 0:51:33.279
<v Speaker 1>it is organic And.

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<v Speaker 2>Now at the moment you're like, well, I've just googled

0:51:35.400 --> 0:51:38.680
<v Speaker 2>an insult generator. I'm like, what can you stop?

0:51:38.880 --> 0:51:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Google? Does sound like I've just I've just discovered.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like Google's paying you to be like, how good

0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:44.640
<v Speaker 2>is Google?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>But the Chromebook, the newest Chromebook. Oh my god, it

0:51:48.840 --> 0:51:50.520
<v Speaker 1>is so easy for twelve ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay Google.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I'm a Hay series kind of guy series all

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<v Speaker 1>through my series. So stupid. She's not she's talking, Oh sorry, sirih.

0:52:01.680 --> 0:52:04.239
<v Speaker 1>She just doesn't. She's not intuitive, Like you really need

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<v Speaker 1>to spell it out for Siriri.

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<v Speaker 4>She's pretty dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like Google can piece together, you know, a

0:52:08.800 --> 0:52:10.600
<v Speaker 1>mission mash sentence, but not Siri.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Siri, I never know what precise commands to use

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<v Speaker 2>because they have to use the same words every time.

0:52:16.760 --> 0:52:19.120
<v Speaker 2>But I feel like Google they figure it out, Like

0:52:19.239 --> 0:52:21.560
<v Speaker 2>you can say, oh, can you add this to my notes,

0:52:21.560 --> 0:52:23.480
<v Speaker 2>and it'll figure it out, whereas Siri you have to

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<v Speaker 2>use a particular phrase. Like if I'm driving and I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's something that I want to write in my

0:52:27.080 --> 0:52:29.600
<v Speaker 2>phone notes, I'll have to do like add new phone note,

0:52:29.840 --> 0:52:32.800
<v Speaker 2>and it'll be like creating contact called phone note. I'm like, no,

0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:35.520
<v Speaker 2>like I can't remember the phrase you have to use,

0:52:35.560 --> 0:52:37.960
<v Speaker 2>but it's it's more trouble than it's worth trying to

0:52:37.960 --> 0:52:40.040
<v Speaker 2>get a phone note out of theire I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen the new update though for iOS iOS

0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:43.520
<v Speaker 1>sixteen or.

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<v Speaker 4>Something I heard about it?

0:52:45.080 --> 0:52:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Mitch, so that the new Apple software

0:52:47.440 --> 0:52:49.000
<v Speaker 1>is coming out at the end of the year and

0:52:49.239 --> 0:52:55.040
<v Speaker 1>they've added the ability to edit and unsend text messages

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<v Speaker 1>in our message edit edit. So if I send you

0:52:58.000 --> 0:53:00.680
<v Speaker 1>a message and go duck you, but really I wanted

0:53:00.719 --> 0:53:03.320
<v Speaker 1>to say fuck you, you can hit it and the

0:53:03.360 --> 0:53:05.280
<v Speaker 1>message has been sent. It's in the blue text bubble.

0:53:05.360 --> 0:53:07.759
<v Speaker 1>You can edit it and write fuck you. But it

0:53:07.800 --> 0:53:09.320
<v Speaker 1>will say underneath it edited.

0:53:09.280 --> 0:53:11.520
<v Speaker 4>And yeah, that's the problem fifteen minutes.

0:53:11.600 --> 0:53:13.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you can also unsend a message and it

0:53:13.320 --> 0:53:15.319
<v Speaker 1>goes Mitch unsentd a message, which is the same as

0:53:15.360 --> 0:53:16.240
<v Speaker 1>Facebook messinger.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, do you know what I found really weird the

0:53:17.920 --> 0:53:22.000
<v Speaker 2>other day. Yeah, kerry Anne Kenneley, Oh, sent me a

0:53:22.040 --> 0:53:25.880
<v Speaker 2>message and then unsent it because you know how on

0:53:25.960 --> 0:53:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Instagram it tells you, oh, a user has unsent a message,

0:53:30.080 --> 0:53:32.400
<v Speaker 2>but it'll never nark and tell you who it actually was.

0:53:33.320 --> 0:53:35.440
<v Speaker 2>So I got a notification it was when we were

0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:38.000
<v Speaker 2>making that darro Lee dominoes, you know that knocking all

0:53:38.000 --> 0:53:41.719
<v Speaker 2>the chocolates over, And I got a notification saying kerry

0:53:41.719 --> 0:53:45.000
<v Speaker 2>Anne Kennley replied to your story and she says, I

0:53:45.120 --> 0:53:47.680
<v Speaker 2>hope this becomes a real whatever the result, Like Kerry

0:53:47.719 --> 0:53:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Anne was invested in the Darley domino how.

0:53:50.120 --> 0:53:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Does she know what it really is?

0:53:51.719 --> 0:53:53.680
<v Speaker 2>I know, like she even put a capital R on

0:53:53.800 --> 0:53:55.640
<v Speaker 2>reel like she's up with the technology.

0:53:55.800 --> 0:53:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Daniel Doody must have gotten it.

0:53:58.640 --> 0:54:00.560
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, kerry An replied to me. And as I'm

0:54:00.600 --> 0:54:04.560
<v Speaker 2>reading the message preview, it vanishes and I get someone

0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:07.000
<v Speaker 2>unsent a message, And I went into mine and Carry's

0:54:07.080 --> 0:54:09.920
<v Speaker 2>chat history nothing. Why did she get cold feet? I

0:54:09.960 --> 0:54:10.680
<v Speaker 2>thought were mates?

0:54:10.719 --> 0:54:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Now maybe it was a gay pa who wants to

0:54:13.280 --> 0:54:17.359
<v Speaker 1>fuck you and he was accidentally Kerry's account, Ean shit,

0:54:17.560 --> 0:54:18.240
<v Speaker 1>Carry can't.

0:54:18.080 --> 0:54:20.359
<v Speaker 2>Say that, Oh my god, imagine. But then he never

0:54:20.480 --> 0:54:22.719
<v Speaker 2>he never switched to his reel account and followed up.

0:54:22.800 --> 0:54:25.080
<v Speaker 1>So interesting. Isn't that interesting?

0:54:25.280 --> 0:54:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I should just message Carry back and say haha, thanks,

0:54:28.080 --> 0:54:29.560
<v Speaker 2>carry the reels up now, and then she'd be like,

0:54:29.719 --> 0:54:31.160
<v Speaker 2>how did he know? I thought I unsent it?

0:54:31.560 --> 0:54:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Middle aged celebrities are weird. Merrick Watt's message followed me

0:54:34.440 --> 0:54:35.919
<v Speaker 1>and messaged me the other day and he just wrote,

0:54:35.960 --> 0:54:37.640
<v Speaker 1>haha to one of my stories. I'm like, that's not

0:54:37.719 --> 0:54:39.120
<v Speaker 1>how you start a conversation, Mirk.

0:54:40.040 --> 0:54:44.879
<v Speaker 2>It is that's how you break the eyes. Yeah, I'm

0:54:44.920 --> 0:54:46.120
<v Speaker 2>gone back to bed. I feel sick.

0:54:46.239 --> 0:54:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, are you feeling okay?

0:54:48.880 --> 0:54:52.759
<v Speaker 2>You are right. It's just I've got like the flu

0:54:52.920 --> 0:54:54.560
<v Speaker 2>or whatever's going around. I've got like a bit of

0:54:54.600 --> 0:54:56.960
<v Speaker 2>a head cold hasn't affected my throat, which is a

0:54:57.000 --> 0:54:59.800
<v Speaker 2>miracle good. But yeah, I've got a bit of a

0:54:59.800 --> 0:55:02.920
<v Speaker 2>head and I've just got that really gross muscle achey feeling.

0:55:03.120 --> 0:55:04.719
<v Speaker 2>It's not COVID before you ask.

0:55:05.160 --> 0:55:07.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, I had last night severe diarrhea out

0:55:07.719 --> 0:55:10.040
<v Speaker 1>of nowhere, and I felt fine, and then it was

0:55:10.120 --> 0:55:12.440
<v Speaker 1>solid this morning. So sometimes they just hit that out

0:55:12.440 --> 0:55:12.839
<v Speaker 1>of the blue.

0:55:12.960 --> 0:55:13.120
<v Speaker 3>You know.

0:55:13.360 --> 0:55:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay, why did you say that?

0:55:15.560 --> 0:55:17.839
<v Speaker 1>Because you're sharing your illness, and I thought, I'm gonna

0:55:17.840 --> 0:55:20.680
<v Speaker 1>be brave, inspired by my friend and comrade, and I'm

0:55:20.680 --> 0:55:25.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna tell my story to Okay, awful, Genn. Know what

0:55:25.719 --> 0:55:27.920
<v Speaker 1>to tell us about something that's happened to you recently?

0:55:28.080 --> 0:55:32.320
<v Speaker 4>Nothing's happened really recently medically. No, Oh, I am getting

0:55:32.360 --> 0:55:33.280
<v Speaker 4>a gum graft.

0:55:33.880 --> 0:55:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Sorry.

0:55:35.080 --> 0:55:39.320
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're taking like gum from the roof of my

0:55:39.480 --> 0:55:41.320
<v Speaker 4>mouth and putting it onto my tooth.

0:55:41.640 --> 0:55:44.799
<v Speaker 1>Which tooth? What's happening too?

0:55:44.840 --> 0:55:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Why is there not enough gum there?

0:55:46.880 --> 0:55:51.320
<v Speaker 4>No, Apparently it's protruding or something I don't know, retreating,

0:55:52.840 --> 0:55:56.000
<v Speaker 4>probably because it's enough gun. I know. I couldn't either

0:55:56.120 --> 0:55:57.760
<v Speaker 4>until I went to the periodontist.

0:55:58.320 --> 0:55:59.840
<v Speaker 2>What the hell is the periodontist.

0:56:00.080 --> 0:56:02.480
<v Speaker 4>Well, it's a place that my dentist, a dinosaur in.

0:56:02.480 --> 0:56:06.360
<v Speaker 1>The ground ten to sent me to Perio dantist.

0:56:06.480 --> 0:56:09.279
<v Speaker 4>I've never heard of a periodontist, neither of I, so

0:56:09.440 --> 0:56:11.960
<v Speaker 4>think of me on July fourth at ten am.

0:56:12.600 --> 0:56:13.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you.

0:56:14.200 --> 0:56:16.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting an MRI on Friday this week of my

0:56:17.040 --> 0:56:19.839
<v Speaker 1>brain and spine, just to check up on my aurora borealis,

0:56:19.960 --> 0:56:23.759
<v Speaker 1>my kiari malformation, because I've been having bad migraines. And

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<v Speaker 1>I call that because I'm, you know, a heavier boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I call and I just checking your weight limits. You

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<v Speaker 1>know you can do people, you know one thirty and

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<v Speaker 1>up and she went, let me check, put me on hold. Yeah, now, machine,

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<v Speaker 1>we do horses here, so you'll be right. Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That really puts my mind at rest, knowing that they

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<v Speaker 1>might horses and.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, how well fed of the horses? Though a

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<v Speaker 2>horse if it's a little Shetland pony, I need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm talking Jersey cows, Like what what kind of

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<v Speaker 1>farm animals? I need a pick of this of this

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<v Speaker 1>mayor please mr. Anyway, So Mitch is getting his nasal

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<v Speaker 1>cavity rinsed out, Jenna's getting a gum graft, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting an MRI. Role in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>I never said anything about my nasal cavity. What are

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<v Speaker 2>you talking about? Time to go.

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<v Speaker 1>We should get out of here, every one. I just

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<v Speaker 1>assume isn't that what people do when they're sick. They

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<v Speaker 1>wash out their naise all cowties.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, I don't know what he's saying. The nose douche.

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<v Speaker 2>I should get some more of those. They're great. I

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<v Speaker 2>do love a nose douche. I've never done it, but

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<v Speaker 2>oh it's quite satisfying. You get that weird feeling like

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<v Speaker 2>when you accidentally inhale at the beach or something like

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<v Speaker 2>water up your nose. But it works, It works. It

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<v Speaker 2>kind of burns, Nah, not really because it's not salt

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<v Speaker 2>water like a beach.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I'll have to give it a shower. All right. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>we love you, Thank you for listening to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you next week. I hope you're all feeling better, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope this podcast made you feel at least two

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<v Speaker 2>percent better today, that's all. So why do you guys

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<v Speaker 2>struggle with that every week?

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<v Speaker 4>It?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like you both wait for the other person

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<v Speaker 2>to start. Mitch. I'm saying, from now on, you take

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<v Speaker 2>charge of the cenn Do.

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<v Speaker 1>It again, do it again again.

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<v Speaker 2>God, we hope this podcast made you feel at least

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<v Speaker 2>two percent better today. That's all. Just two percent so

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<v Speaker 2>we do. That was great with some confidence you both

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<v Speaker 2>look at each other with panning in your eyes. Now

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<v Speaker 2>we know they know, we know all right.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you next week. You Rommy love you so yes,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Is It Just Me?

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<v Speaker 1>A podcast by a couple of make sure you've had

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<v Speaker 1>to follow on your podcast