Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 3: No, you know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 1: an hour adillo trying to get ants out of a hole.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Food
Speaker 1: bean fingered as an awful sensation. Given't been thinking about
Speaker 1: the right person. Goodness? May this is? Is it just
Speaker 1: still to play a couple of mitches?
Speaker 4: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 1: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 1: this season. Sorry? Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koo. Hello, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: welcome back, Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, welcome back everyone. I gotta say I've noticed that
Speaker 2: sometimes you say hello to me like you say hi
Speaker 2: Mitchell Kombs, and I wonder do people think that that's
Speaker 2: actually the first time we acknowledge each other. We walk
Speaker 2: in the room in total out of silence, and then
Speaker 2: we hit record and then we go, oh, hello, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: We don't treat each other.
Speaker 1: We don't talk. Mitch and I were at the coffee
Speaker 1: shop next to each other and I pretended I didn't
Speaker 1: know him. We just stood there without without acknowledging each other.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, good morning. I'm like, save it for
Speaker 2: the pod.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know what we should do, Mitch.
Speaker 1: We should do a role play show one week. You
Speaker 1: no how marriages, like really long marriages, try to keep
Speaker 1: their relationship fresh. They're like, let's role play. You pretend
Speaker 1: you're my boss and I'm a naughty employee, and you
Speaker 1: know that will keep the romance alive. Let's do a
Speaker 1: podcast as if like it was our first show, or
Speaker 1: we'd never met, or the network we're putting us together.
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio were doing a chemistry test.
Speaker 2: Oh, like we pretend that we're total acquaintances.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we pre it's the first time we're meeting. Lay.
Speaker 2: We'd have to be really, really really polite.
Speaker 1: Do you think we'd flirt?
Speaker 2: Yuck? I couldn't possibly bring myself to do such a thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You're a bit flirty. In general, you're charismatic.
Speaker 1: I am flirty. I started flirting today with one of
Speaker 1: the traders because he's concrete truck blocked my driveway and
Speaker 1: I was like, how long do you think you'll be
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, about five minutes?
Speaker 2: Is that a ride?
Speaker 1: I'm like, only if you let me write my initials
Speaker 1: in that wet concrete, and he went, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: bet you'll put your balls in it. I went, I
Speaker 1: think I will. Yeah, I don't think you'll find MNA
Speaker 1: bigger than yours. And we laughed and they got the car,
Speaker 1: and I thought, what the fuck just happened?
Speaker 2: You're like that concrete might take a while to drive,
Speaker 2: but I'm pretty sure i'd be able to get you
Speaker 2: hard real quick.
Speaker 1: Ah. You know the only thing better than that concrete
Speaker 1: my anus whole? Yeah, okay, sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sorry. What would cause the anus to be wet?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah? Poor general? Our prize? Keep is he gagging
Speaker 1: at the microphone?
Speaker 2: Daralenth is to our bullshit by now.
Speaker 1: But you don't want to dry butthole because then it
Speaker 1: gets fishes and stuff and cuts.
Speaker 2: But aren't they dry by default.
Speaker 1: N's not dry, like it's not like you know, you know,
Speaker 1: like six am grass. That's what my buttthole's like. Dewey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if I don't know if that's
Speaker 2: a good thing. I don't think that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: Jenna. How's your butthole?
Speaker 4: It's dry, is it?
Speaker 2: What did you do for your birthday? Jenna?
Speaker 4: I went to see Moulan Rouge.
Speaker 2: Is it good?
Speaker 4: It was very good.
Speaker 1: I had so many friends go. I really want to
Speaker 1: go meet I'd love to see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, should we go? Let's do it?
Speaker 2: Because I really wanted to go. They had their opening
Speaker 2: night the other night, but I couldn't go because I'd
Speaker 2: already said yes to a Stranger Things event, which, by
Speaker 2: the way, that's what my ingym is about that Stranger
Speaker 2: Things event. Oh my god, I'm still mortified by something
Speaker 2: that happened.
Speaker 1: Really, because I am currently I just finished the finale
Speaker 1: last night, no spoilers. I'm so hooked. And I was
Speaker 1: invited to Molon Rules two Strange Mulon Rouge and The
Speaker 1: Stranger Things, and I didn't go to either of them,
Speaker 1: so I want to know about it. So it wasn't
Speaker 1: good or it was.
Speaker 2: Just one particular thing has scarred me from that event.
Speaker 2: But also, can we just talk about the fact that
Speaker 2: your yes Men era is officially over. I knew it
Speaker 2: wouldn't last. He said no to two event invites.
Speaker 1: Oh, Hayden. Hayden had another anaphylactic attack. Poor thing is
Speaker 1: he know he's allergic to COVID out of the blue.
Speaker 1: We just had another one on the end of last week.
Speaker 1: So we had a wholesome boyfriend weekend and we went
Speaker 1: We went to cafes and we went to the zoo,
Speaker 1: just to like make sure he was feeling okay.
Speaker 2: I don't have noticed about you. You love a matinee
Speaker 2: like you'll do things during the day, but at night, Nah,
Speaker 2: he'll have.
Speaker 1: Any Oh my god, I'm a matinee boy.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're going to see a matinee of Mulan Roue
Speaker 2: the musical. It's happening.
Speaker 1: I'd love to go, Mitch. I'd love to go to
Speaker 1: malam Rous with you and we'll put it on the kiddio. Jenny,
Speaker 1: you can come, of course, but you'll have to pay
Speaker 1: your own way.
Speaker 2: I've been to a few musicals recently and I just
Speaker 2: love like, it's always the same people in the crowd.
Speaker 2: It's always a mix of predominantly old women, and maybe
Speaker 2: they're begrudging husbands that they've dragged along, and they're just
Speaker 2: a bunch of gay gay men. And Jenna apparently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and me and Jenna, yeah yeah. And the cat
Speaker 1: cat mums, all the cat mums of the world. All
Speaker 1: right now, if it is your first time listening, let's
Speaker 1: jump in. We start with two. Is it just me
Speaker 1: something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. We call
Speaker 1: them our igems. We have guest Gym's coming up with
Speaker 1: it a listen to later on in the show. But
Speaker 1: I think midst you want to start. Let's get that
Speaker 1: stranger things thing off your chest.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure, I'm happy to dive right in. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A meet and greets just a terrible concept.
Speaker 1: I've never done one, but they always look so awkward
Speaker 1: to me, especially in co the COVID era, when everyone's
Speaker 1: like three meters from each other. They have a wall
Speaker 1: between them, like a purse beex war plexiglass. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they're just so like forced and controlled and like
Speaker 2: really rigid, and it's difficult to walk away from any
Speaker 2: meet and greet scenario without thinking Jesus, that was awkward.
Speaker 2: But oh my god, oh the worst thing happened to
Speaker 2: me at the Stranger Things event on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Well, so what was the event because it was at
Speaker 1: Lunar Park and it was for fans as well, I
Speaker 1: don't really know what it was. What was the vibe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was like a Netflix event. There was
Speaker 2: a bunch of the cast in town. They were doing
Speaker 2: like a Q and A on stage, that sort of vibe.
Speaker 2: There was a bunch of you know, pop up bits
Speaker 2: from the set photo opportune and it is all that jazz.
Speaker 2: It was fun. It was fun. But my darling manager
Speaker 2: David said to me before, Babe, I've got you meet
Speaker 2: and greet VIP access backstage. And I was like, oh cool,
Speaker 2: are you sure? Like I feel like a bit of
Speaker 2: an imposter because I enjoy the show, but there's so
Speaker 2: many diehard fans here that I feel like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: it would just mean the world to them to meet
Speaker 2: these cast members because the fucking Stranger Things fan base,
Speaker 2: by the way, oh my god, they are crazy passionate,
Speaker 2: like they were so int.
Speaker 1: Know that, to be honest, I didn't either, But are
Speaker 1: they all kids, because you wouldn't. The last thing you'd
Speaker 1: want is a group of adults being like, I love
Speaker 1: your gay ja twelve year old boys. That's not allowed.
Speaker 2: I know, no. Look, to be honest, I probably was
Speaker 2: one of the oldest people there, but so there were
Speaker 2: a lot of younger people there. And so anyway, I
Speaker 2: said to David, look, are you sure like I can
Speaker 2: give up my spot in the meet and greet for
Speaker 2: someone who is more deserving because I'm a little bit like,
Speaker 2: I'm not fast because it just feels like it'll be awkward.
Speaker 1: And you just started the show, you just started season
Speaker 1: one a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And some of the cast members that were
Speaker 2: there there was Gayden Matarazo. Is that how you say it?
Speaker 1: He plays Dustin Dustin Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 2: And then Sadie Singh who plays Max, and Pria Ferguson
Speaker 2: who plays Erica.
Speaker 1: Good cast, good line, that's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And so anyway, I ended up doing this meet
Speaker 2: and greet thing and it was so bad. It was
Speaker 2: so bad.
Speaker 1: What do you mean what happened?
Speaker 2: Well, I was in line. It was then my turn
Speaker 2: to go backstage and meet the three cast I walk
Speaker 2: backstage and I walk up to them and I say hi,
Speaker 2: trying to be really, you know, charismatic and bubbly, and
Speaker 2: all three of them in unison just go and like
Speaker 2: step back from me, like they looked frightened, and I
Speaker 2: was like, what did I do? What did I do?
Speaker 2: And then without saying a word, they just pointed to
Speaker 2: this little sticky tape dot on the ground and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, is that where I stand?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: They were like yeah, and that sticky tape dot was
Speaker 2: so far away from them, which, by the way, that
Speaker 2: would have been nice. One of the backstage people taking
Speaker 2: me back there should have told me that was the rule.
Speaker 2: I felt so stupid. So those three were huddled together,
Speaker 2: but because I was obviously some sort of germ ridden
Speaker 2: risk to them, they were like, no, everyone, you stand
Speaker 2: over there. And then they were like rushing me as well.
Speaker 2: Oh no, so you had your little spot marked out
Speaker 2: and I'm standing a really awkward distance away from them,
Speaker 2: and then the person taking the photo was like, okay, ready,
Speaker 2: three two one, and I'm thinking, okay, how do I
Speaker 2: stand by my runaway? That doesn't look awkward? And I
Speaker 2: just walked away. They gave me a polaroid copy of
Speaker 2: the photo, and I said to my friends who I
Speaker 2: met up with afterwards, I was like, I've got the
Speaker 2: photo and I have not looked at it yet. I
Speaker 2: don't know if I can you guys, I'll show you, guys,
Speaker 2: can you tell me if it's as bad as I
Speaker 2: think it will be? And they had a look and
Speaker 2: they all just cracked up, laughing in my face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I didn't see mix you posted stuff at
Speaker 1: the event in a lovely red blazer, mind you, thank you,
Speaker 1: But the I didn't see a photo of you with
Speaker 1: a car, so it must be that bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way that photo will ever see the
Speaker 2: light of day.
Speaker 1: So can you show us. I want to see this.
Speaker 4: I really want to see it.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll show you, guys. You're ready, yeah, oh
Speaker 2: oh oh.
Speaker 1: Oh, Mitchell, your toe is over the dots.
Speaker 2: No, I know, I know. And the thing is, the
Speaker 2: post I was trying to do was like a thumbs up,
Speaker 2: just being like, yeah, hey, but they got the photo.
Speaker 2: They took the photo like a split second before I
Speaker 2: was in position, and so my thumb isn't even there.
Speaker 2: Look at my eye that looks like I'm rolling my eye.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, you look possessed. I do. It's a dinner organ.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't know how I got
Speaker 2: in this situation. I tried to get out of it,
Speaker 2: and it just went worse than I could have imagined.
Speaker 1: Mitchell's that's horrific. You can't post that.
Speaker 2: That's not I will. I will never should I put
Speaker 2: it in our Facebook group so that people listening can
Speaker 2: at least have some context as to what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, idiots get a kick out of that.
Speaker 1: Absolutely in the new season when it's episode one. So
Speaker 1: but when they get contorted and they get possessed by Veckner,
Speaker 1: it looks like Mitch is heard of Grandfather Clock and
Speaker 1: he's seconds away from splitting his ankles backwards. That's horrific.
Speaker 2: But you know what the best part was after they
Speaker 2: took the photo and I thought, I'm gonna get the
Speaker 2: fuck out of here, Like that was just mortifying. I'm
Speaker 2: going to get out of here quick as I can.
Speaker 2: Sadie the Chicken plays Max. She says to me, I
Speaker 2: like your boots and I was like, thanks, babe. So
Speaker 2: that's that's the only interaction we had.
Speaker 1: That's so sweet cute though, But what you didn't hear
Speaker 1: is sheec She said, I like your boots when they're
Speaker 1: behind the fucking dot. That you didn't hear it because
Speaker 1: the music, Because of the music. Yeah, all right, great edge.
Speaker 1: Should I do mine? I'm ready to go.
Speaker 2: I'm I want to forget about everything that happened at
Speaker 2: that event. So they move on?
Speaker 1: Okay, hit it, Bradley? Is it just me? Do we
Speaker 1: need more people in the world who will happily let
Speaker 1: you cancel plans?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh, I am so over the guilt. I am so
Speaker 1: over the high horse. Sorry I couldn't come to your
Speaker 1: stupid boyfriend's luncheon the third one, mind you, he's only
Speaker 1: twenty seven. Get a grip the hate messages they ignore,
Speaker 1: the left on scene that you're no longer invited to events.
Speaker 2: Get a grip what's happened to spark this outrage? Because like,
Speaker 2: I know for a fact that I don't bother getting
Speaker 2: mad at you anymore. I'm just like whatever, that's him.
Speaker 2: He's unreliable.
Speaker 1: So what you happen to you used to But there's
Speaker 1: nothing nice that Actually a nice thing happened to me
Speaker 1: A friend invited me to go get dinner, and I
Speaker 1: wasn't feeling it, the whole Hayden thing. I said, sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm not coming.
Speaker 2: They went so figured that wasn't a matinee.
Speaker 1: No, that's true. It was the dinner. It was at night,
Speaker 1: the sun had set, so I said, I said, I
Speaker 1: can't go, and then she said that he's so fine,
Speaker 1: I want to watch the new Star Wars. I'm all good,
Speaker 1: love you. Hope Hayden's okay. Oh, And just the relief
Speaker 1: that I felt, the lack of judgment, the no pressure.
Speaker 1: That is what a true friend, and that is how
Speaker 1: you weed out the ship friends from the good friends,
Speaker 1: the ones that don't. If any of you ever canceled youenner,
Speaker 1: I don't think you've ever come to part of that
Speaker 1: I've throwned, however, guilted you never. No, in general, I
Speaker 1: are the best of friends. No need to guilt he
Speaker 1: because I am sound and happy within my own personal body.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it's fine if friends cancel on each
Speaker 2: other from time to time. What becomes the problem is
Speaker 2: if you're a repeat offender. So I think that's why
Speaker 2: perhaps someone like you might at some stage get struck
Speaker 2: from the invite list altogether because it's like, oh well
Speaker 2: equalarly it doesn't want to spend time. But that's why
Speaker 2: I bother reaching out, because some people don't deal well
Speaker 2: with rejection. Yes, so if you get rejected too many times,
Speaker 2: you're just gonna stop reaching out to the person. It's like, okay,
Speaker 2: I try.
Speaker 1: I think it just it says more about the other person,
Speaker 1: about their insecurities, because I couldn't care less. If someone
Speaker 1: canceled on nineteen out of twenty dinners with me or events,
Speaker 1: I still wouldn't care. It doesn't bother me. I really doesn't.
Speaker 2: Sorry, and I just sorry. That is so not true.
Speaker 2: It is not true. Is no true. If someone else
Speaker 2: canceled on you, you'd be ranting to me, it's the
Speaker 2: fucking it's the fucking fifth time they're canceled. Like you're
Speaker 2: only human as well. You're as insecure as they come.
Speaker 2: I reckon if someone kept canceling on you repeatedly, you
Speaker 2: would get a little bit miffed after a while.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah to you and to my other friends
Speaker 1: behind their back, but to their face, no worries. Oh
Speaker 1: I hope the cold saw cleans up. Oh enjoy obi
Speaker 1: Wan dove Vader returns, it's been to be great.
Speaker 2: That's because you are a people pleaser. Yes, I don't
Speaker 2: want anyone to know that you're unhappy.
Speaker 1: Oh god ya, yes, no, you're very right. Oh yeah, Jenny,
Speaker 1: when you say no to coming to the dinners, Oh
Speaker 1: the bitching that happens behind the scenes, yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: And then you know that I would never say it
Speaker 1: to your face.
Speaker 4: I know you're saying it.
Speaker 1: That's the basis of a good friendship.
Speaker 2: You know how Mitch had that thing at his place recently?
Speaker 2: What was the reason you couldn't come again? You went
Speaker 2: to something?
Speaker 4: Oh, the Belfoir play's side bride.
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm sorry, I can't make it. I'm at Belvoir.
Speaker 2: Mitch says, has she flying to fucking Paris? What does
Speaker 2: that mean?
Speaker 1: What about the other one? Mitch? You had something and
Speaker 1: she went, oh, I can't. I've contracted an illness from sushi. Traine,
Speaker 1: remember what she had? An illness from sushi?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, that was very bad, was it? Don't bring that up.
Speaker 1: But like I said, Jen, I don't judge you for it.
Speaker 1: I don't mind. And you know what, the more elaborate
Speaker 1: the story, the more entertained. I am, so bring them
Speaker 1: mind keep me.
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm going to say it. I don't judge
Speaker 2: people who say no. But yeah, like I said, eventually
Speaker 2: you just stop feeling like you need to reach out.
Speaker 2: Because also in this particular scenario, Jenna doesn't come to
Speaker 2: anything I invited her to. But also she never tries
Speaker 2: to make plans of me either, And I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: that's cool. Yeah, he just doesn't want to see me
Speaker 2: outside of work. That's fine, that's all she wants this
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 4: I don't make plans with anybody.
Speaker 1: You've got something on your mind, hit up at a
Speaker 1: couple of mitches on Instagram to get yourself on the shoe. Yes,
Speaker 1: time for and is it just you something you've noticed,
Speaker 1: something you hate, or something you appreciate, send us a
Speaker 1: voice note like.
Speaker 2: Luke's Star the way, does anyone ever come through with
Speaker 2: something they appreciate? I don't think they do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and very rarely do we appreciate things on this show.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should make a pack next week. We'll do
Speaker 2: things we appreciate. We'll stop being bloody, negative, ranting bitches.
Speaker 1: That's cute, that's beautiful, meach I could do that I could. Definitely.
Speaker 1: It takes some time to think about something I appreciate,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure I could do it all right. This
Speaker 1: is Luke. Luke sent this in on a couple of
Speaker 1: mitches on Insta. It's his Is it just you?
Speaker 3: Hey, guys? Is it just me? Or do you get
Speaker 3: really pissed off and you're going through a Maca's drive
Speaker 3: through and someone tells you to push forward into the
Speaker 3: abandoned parking lot, Like, I don't care if you're sprinting
Speaker 3: out my fucking hash brown, I'm not gonna wait.
Speaker 2: Okay yep, that wasn't something he appreciated once.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't get the note. I agree with him,
Speaker 1: but I will wait. I'm a rule follower. If they
Speaker 1: tell me to wait, I'm pulling into that parking bay
Speaker 1: and I'm waiting for my hashib Yeah.
Speaker 2: What do you mean when he says abandoned parking lot?
Speaker 2: It's usually chokers for starters the parking lot. But isn't
Speaker 2: there like waiting bays designated?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the one that I'm here because I'm like in
Speaker 1: the city in Sydney. The waiting bay in my local
Speaker 1: macas is real tight because it's like in the middle
Speaker 1: of the CBD. See there's like a one little corner spot.
Speaker 1: So sometimes they go park in the waiting baby, but
Speaker 1: there's already a highlux there and you go, well, I
Speaker 1: can't go anywhere, soe you kind of like park got
Speaker 1: a traffic jam the whole way base scenario. Is it
Speaker 1: just me? Or do we need to rethink the waiting bay?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I just feel like the whole waiting bay thing
Speaker 2: is fine. I don't usually mind, but sometimes it drags
Speaker 2: on too long that I think they've genuinely forgotten about
Speaker 2: my order. Yes, and sometimes I do have to actually
Speaker 2: get out of the car and be like, hey, where
Speaker 2: are we at with this? And because they actually the
Speaker 2: reason they put you in the waiting bay is so
Speaker 2: that they can tick off the order is done so
Speaker 2: that it doesn't affect their drive through times. Because you
Speaker 2: know how all the macas are competing with each other.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, we new Planes is ahead of Penrith.
Speaker 1: Yeah you taught me that. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a competition. Yeah, let me tell you.
Speaker 2: The pressure is on and drive through.
Speaker 1: So what happens in there? Give us a point of view.
Speaker 1: There's a little screen that says gray Hyundai is not
Speaker 1: at the front or has been here x amount of time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what it is. The order. There's a
Speaker 2: little timer next to it, and it'll go it'll be
Speaker 2: in the green, which means yeah, no, that's a good
Speaker 2: amount of time, and then it'll go orange and that
Speaker 2: means quick six, they've been in the drive through too long.
Speaker 2: And then it'll go red, which is like, this is
Speaker 2: affecting your score, so poorly get them out. And so
Speaker 2: it's usually when someone like you comes through and orders
Speaker 2: like a rap and they're like, oh shit, we haven't
Speaker 2: made a rap in months. We have to figure out
Speaker 2: how to do it again. Yeah, and then they have
Speaker 2: to figure it out, so they're like, oh, let's just
Speaker 2: park him, and so they tick off the order as
Speaker 2: done so that it doesn't affect that time. And then
Speaker 2: sometimes if it's rush hour or whatever, they will literally
Speaker 2: forget because they'll tick it off out of sight, out
Speaker 2: of mind. They'll forget and you go in there and
Speaker 2: be like, oh, wait, wear me food and they're like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, yeah.
Speaker 1: I went through macs because I'm so used to either
Speaker 1: doing it at the end of my shift, which is
Speaker 1: like ten or eleven o'clock or in the morning when
Speaker 1: I'm doing breakfast, so there's never any cues. And I
Speaker 1: went the other day at like six pm and there's
Speaker 1: a major line. I'm like, as fucked, Oh it's dinner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people are actually trying to get a meal. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's that rush out, but nothing worse at the parking
Speaker 1: bay when you're there and there's a car behind you
Speaker 1: and they pulled in after you. But they come and
Speaker 1: bring the food out and you're looking at the size
Speaker 1: of the bag and they wait to be like, is
Speaker 1: that my double cheeseburger and McGrath maybe, and they give
Speaker 1: it to the car behind you first. Oh pisses me off.
Speaker 1: I always think, but what if that's mine?
Speaker 4: What have they got it wrong?
Speaker 2: I always worried when they introduce you know how there's
Speaker 2: more than one drive through lane. Now there's two. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what if someone pulls in front of me
Speaker 2: and the cars are out of and I get the
Speaker 2: wrong shit? And that's why they would They would read
Speaker 2: your entire order to you. When you got to the
Speaker 2: window to pay, They're be like just confirming you the
Speaker 2: big mac double quarter pound of large fries. Blah, blah blah,
Speaker 2: and they would just like recite it like a town crier. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I'd be like, no, not me, that's the guy
Speaker 2: in front of me. He fucking pushed in. But I've
Speaker 2: noticed they've streamlined it. Now if you pull up to
Speaker 2: the window, they just go just confirming your order is
Speaker 2: the one on the screen.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that avoids confusion.
Speaker 2: I'm always trying to think about how to make it quicker,
Speaker 2: which makes it very impersonal. It's like me and my
Speaker 2: meet and greets. They're like, quick, move on, neck.
Speaker 1: Y, I'm trying to forge a connection with my local
Speaker 1: staff member.
Speaker 2: I actually did get in trouble for that. When I
Speaker 2: worked at maccas. I'd always be a little bit too chatty,
Speaker 2: which doesn't sound like me, does it.
Speaker 1: No, that's shocking.
Speaker 2: Like I'd be like, how's your day, and then I'd
Speaker 2: ask follow up questions and the managers in my ear
Speaker 2: like shut up, move on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, God, can they heal conversations through that fucking
Speaker 1: old gaming controller headset?
Speaker 2: Not all of them, but you can also have the
Speaker 2: internal intercom so I can buzz through to them and
Speaker 2: that doesn't go through the speaker. Yeah wow, But they
Speaker 2: can't eat everything. Thank god, I take that bloody headset
Speaker 2: to go piss sometimes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I talk about.
Speaker 2: It like I still work there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you remember it so vivid.
Speaker 2: One time I actually did take a drive through order
Speaker 2: from the toilet because I wasn't done and someone pulled
Speaker 2: up and I was like, oh, what can I get
Speaker 2: for you today? They said, meetium big macmeal. I said, yep,
Speaker 2: coke for the drink and they said yes. And because
Speaker 2: I'd done that exactly worder so many times I remembered,
Speaker 2: I was like, eight forty five, please drive through.
Speaker 1: Oh I did it from the toilet. Oh my god. Anyway,
Speaker 1: thank you for setting that in. If you want to
Speaker 1: get in touch, hit us up on a couple of it.
Speaker 1: Just sent us a voice message, but thank you.
Speaker 2: Look, I got really sidetracked. What actually was Luke's point?
Speaker 1: Now it just pisses him off. Yeah, he's annoying. He
Speaker 1: doesn't want to go to the waiting bait. He wants
Speaker 1: to wait at the window.
Speaker 2: Fair enough, I think that I think we all feel
Speaker 2: that way, Luke, But just don't be a Karen and
Speaker 2: refuse to park. Have you seen those videos? But they're
Speaker 2: like nope, I'm not parking. Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: All the people that get out of the window when
Speaker 1: there's nothing, when there's something that I am not in stock.
Speaker 1: It's like these people are seventeen and they're trying to
Speaker 1: pay off their tafe degree. Give them a fucking break.
Speaker 2: I had someone throw a whole bag of mcchickens that me,
Speaker 2: and a whole tray of four large cokes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The only memory I have from Cole's
Speaker 1: is the returns that people would try to get away with.
Speaker 1: Like at Christmas time. I vividly remember a woman bringing
Speaker 1: a full leg of ham and she'd carved it and
Speaker 1: it was just the bone and she said, yeah, hi mate,
Speaker 1: too salty. Oh it was awfuls garbage a Christmas ham
Speaker 1: and it was like Boxing day and I go, you've
Speaker 1: eaten it? Yeah, but it was too salting. Like I said,
Speaker 1: did you hear me?
Speaker 2: How much of it was missing?
Speaker 1: The whole ham? The whole ham? There was knuckle and
Speaker 1: fucking fhibia, there was nothing else. And I said, oh, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: and because it was a coal's ham, you're smart. If
Speaker 1: you're not one hundred percent satisfied, you do get a refund.
Speaker 1: And the thing that gets me. It pisses me off.
Speaker 1: I go to the manager and I'm like seventeen, trying
Speaker 1: to be, you know, a really good worker. I go,
Speaker 1: we're not giving you the refund, she's clearly eating it,
Speaker 1: and they go, just give it to it. It's the guarantee.
Speaker 1: It's not worth fighting. So they end up getting their refund.
Speaker 1: And these people wrought the system and a Ham's forty bucks.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's a really worth the kerfuffle for forty bucks.
Speaker 1: I'd say, yes, I'd say, but also it's the win.
Speaker 1: Like you know, I'm very vindictive. I want to I
Speaker 1: want her to. I want to say to her, no,
Speaker 1: you can't because you've eaten it. You're fat bitch. I'm
Speaker 1: going to go take your leg and walk away, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to deduct the Flybys points. You know, That's
Speaker 1: what I want to do.
Speaker 2: Can you do that? Deduct fly By points if.
Speaker 1: Someone returns something. We actually should be removing the Flybys
Speaker 1: points because people could just then get free Flybys points
Speaker 1: because they're just returning everything. But you can redact you also,
Speaker 1: if you forget ther Flybys cards, you got fourteen days
Speaker 1: to bring your receipt back. So people would go through
Speaker 1: Brely and be like, oh, I haven't claimed these Flybys
Speaker 1: points and that add them on.
Speaker 2: And it was seriously, yeah, some people take Flybys, so
Speaker 2: seriously don't they. I actually don't really know what it is.
Speaker 2: It just me on the fly What are they? What
Speaker 2: can I do with the points? I've probably got so
Speaker 2: many points. I just don't know what they actually can
Speaker 2: be used for?
Speaker 1: What they do? I've currently got on my Flybys card
Speaker 1: ready to have a lookods loading forty nine dollars in
Speaker 1: actual real world money that I can just use in
Speaker 1: my grocery shop.
Speaker 2: That doesn't seem like a long How long have you
Speaker 2: been building up those point?
Speaker 1: Probably a year?
Speaker 2: Oh? What a waste of fucking time? Forty nine it's
Speaker 2: not too.
Speaker 1: Loud, but for a free scam that you just do
Speaker 1: it every check out and you get fifty bucks.
Speaker 2: Oh I've only got ten bucks. That's bullshit. I feel
Speaker 2: like I've been accumulating these points for years and never
Speaker 2: use them. Do they expire?
Speaker 1: No? I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Although when people would ask me questions, I didn't know
Speaker 1: the answer to it. The checkout I just make it up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. The worst thing was when I was
Speaker 2: new to my supermarket job, and people would come up
Speaker 2: to me and say, Hi, mate, what i'le do I
Speaker 2: find the baby wipes in? And I'm like, fucked. If
Speaker 2: I like, I just I would walk with them and
Speaker 2: help them find it because I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I couldn't memorize it.
Speaker 1: Where can I find? The pods discontinued? Mate? Sorry? They
Speaker 1: some kid choked on one in the cinema and then
Speaker 1: they're not making them anymore. Really, I bought them yesterday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he choked last night. It's been an immediate recall.
Speaker 2: What are we, bloody you're doing on the podcast now?
Speaker 2: By the way, because I don't know you. I said
Speaker 2: to you yesterday, babes, I'm really fluey. I've got the
Speaker 2: aches and pains, I'm feeling sick. I'm going to work
Speaker 2: from home. So can you can you plan something? Can
Speaker 2: you figure something out? So I don't even know what
Speaker 2: we're doing right now on the podcast?
Speaker 1: Oh god, yea, yeah, Well I brought some history music,
Speaker 1: so let me play that.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: Who's ready to learn? Welcome after the success Mitchell last
Speaker 1: week of the history, the meaning behind words and common items?
Speaker 1: Are you the Jacuzzi brothers who invented the jacuzzi, or
Speaker 1: Theodore Omelet, who of course invented the Omelet. My dms
Speaker 1: were flatted. We want more, we need more. Schoolastic reached
Speaker 1: out and said, we want to do a textbook with you.
Speaker 1: I said, give me time, give you time, give me time.
Speaker 1: So I thought we'd bring it back. If it ain't broke,
Speaker 1: don't fix it.
Speaker 2: So it's another history lesson.
Speaker 1: It's another history lesson. It's a chrury history lesson. Get
Speaker 1: out the chalk, Jenna, can you dust off the chalkboard
Speaker 1: for me?
Speaker 2: Plase?
Speaker 1: Okay, and get the students of milk.
Speaker 2: No, we've upgraded to a smartboard. I think you'll find
Speaker 2: yay smart phone maybe one.
Speaker 1: Everyone got smart boards.
Speaker 4: They were the best.
Speaker 2: Kep them because they were riddle bit is shoes.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's a real niche reference. All right, Today we're
Speaker 1: learning students quiet the history behind popular and commonly used phrases.
Speaker 1: Oh ye, let's do an example. Cat got your tongue, Mitch,
Speaker 1: you've said that many times.
Speaker 2: I don't think I have, but God, I wish I
Speaker 2: wish I could remember. Because I'm not joking. I literally
Speaker 2: did this segment or not my cup of tea once
Speaker 2: my old podcast back in the day, and it was
Speaker 2: a great segment. So hopefully you executed as well as
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no I will. I'm Jenna's very excited.
Speaker 2: Ye just quitting and thought your tongue. Fuck if I
Speaker 2: if I wasn't ill and I didn't have a headache,
Speaker 2: I'd be able to think about it. But no, I
Speaker 2: can't remember.
Speaker 1: Well, cat got your tongue is obviously said to someone
Speaker 1: who remained silent when when someone asked you a question,
Speaker 1: they don't say anything. So cat got your tongue. Well,
Speaker 1: there are two stories and how this saying came into being.
Speaker 1: I'll tell both. The first one says that it could
Speaker 1: have come from a whip called Cat of nine Tales,
Speaker 1: which was used by the English Navy that used to
Speaker 1: flog victims speechless. So they go, well, the cat has
Speaker 1: your tongue because the Cat of nine towels had your tongue. Now,
Speaker 1: the second one, terrible second one is from ancient Egypt,
Speaker 1: where liar's tongues were cut out as punishment and fed
Speaker 1: to the cats.
Speaker 2: What that's the one I remember?
Speaker 1: Yeah, cat got your tongue. In general, if you don't smart.
Speaker 2: Nat.
Speaker 1: What's your cat's name, Tabitha Connie Connie Rebus. Your cat
Speaker 1: is going to have tongue soup. What about bury the hatchet?
Speaker 2: I know what it means to bury the hatchet is
Speaker 2: when you know you've got beef with someone and then
Speaker 2: you resolve it and then yeah, let's just agree to
Speaker 2: bury the hatchet, put it in the past and move on.
Speaker 1: Well, the history behind that part of the history music
Speaker 1: is during negotiations between Puritans and the Native Americans, men
Speaker 1: would bury all of their weapons, making them inaccessible. It's
Speaker 1: like a truce. It's like a peace sign.
Speaker 2: What a hatchet is a weapon? Yeah?
Speaker 1: A hatchet and axe.
Speaker 2: Ah, all right?
Speaker 1: What about our blood is thicker than water? We've all
Speaker 1: said that. We've said that around here. You know, we're
Speaker 1: all friends, but hey, blood is thicker than water. We're family.
Speaker 1: Whenever we have a guest on and we go, you
Speaker 1: know what, we like them Carl from Bankstown. The blood
Speaker 1: ye itche and bode thicker than water?
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't think that's what it means.
Speaker 1: What does it mean?
Speaker 2: Doesn't it mean that family should come first, because if
Speaker 2: you're related by blood, then that should be more important?
Speaker 2: Is that what it means?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but I was insinuating that we're family.
Speaker 2: You actually exercised the blood thicker than water notion every
Speaker 2: day of your bloody life because you've always had some
Speaker 2: sort of family function, you put them first, whereas I
Speaker 2: barely see mine.
Speaker 1: Well, I will just say that the origin on this
Speaker 1: website says, although many people think that it means we
Speaker 1: should put family ahead of friends, it actually means the
Speaker 1: complete opposite. The phrase was actually the blood of the
Speaker 1: covenant is thicker than the water of the womb, and
Speaker 1: referred to warriors who shared the blood they shed in
Speaker 1: battles together. These blood brothers were said to have stronger
Speaker 1: bonds than biological brothers. So maybe I am right.
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, Well that's nice. I quite like that.
Speaker 1: Actually, although Jessica andn Cole, this is a live website
Speaker 1: and there's public comments, and Jessica n Cole says on
Speaker 1: Facebook this is actually wrong. So it's really I'm glad
Speaker 1: she buttered in three years ago got fifteen up votes.
Speaker 1: So you know, all right, barking up the wrong tree?
Speaker 2: Does that mean that you're wasting your time because you're
Speaker 2: not going to get any communication here? Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: apparently I've got to achieve anything opening your fat mouth
Speaker 2: at this tree.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, pursuing a mistaken on miss guided line of thought. Apparently,
Speaker 1: the phrase refers to hunting dogs who chase their prey
Speaker 1: up a tree. Once it climbed the tree, the dogs
Speaker 1: would just bark at them. Sometimes the dogs will continue
Speaker 1: barking even if the prey was no longer there. They're
Speaker 1: barking up the wrong tree. Yeah no, I'm laughing. This
Speaker 1: is really interesting. Is anyone else writing these down?
Speaker 2: Because history was my least favorite subject in school, and
Speaker 2: so this has given me flashbacks because I'm already sick,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm struggling to focus. Have you go
Speaker 2: to really good ones?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh got ya? Yeah, well I started with some
Speaker 1: weak ones of course. What about honeymoon? Oh, we've all
Speaker 1: seriously what the fuck is a honeymoon?
Speaker 2: Actually, no, I'm intrigued. What the fuck does that even mean?
Speaker 2: I've never questioned it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. A honeymoon is when a couple of the
Speaker 1: holiday after they get married. Now, according to tradition, a
Speaker 1: newlywed couple would have to drink a beverage with a
Speaker 1: honey for an entire month for fertility and good luck
Speaker 1: under a full moon.
Speaker 2: Oh well, we don't have to worry about skull and
Speaker 2: honey because, like fertility is, it's never going to happen.
Speaker 1: No, not for us. No, there's no fertile that's happening
Speaker 1: and us. What about oh, oh, break a leg?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So I heard the other day that the
Speaker 2: meaning behind break a leg. Obviously that's what you say,
Speaker 2: is like a good luck before you know someone's going
Speaker 2: to an audition or something. And I heard I don't
Speaker 2: know if this is true, but I heard that break
Speaker 2: a leg means you want them to get cast. And
Speaker 2: when you've got a broken leg, you put the leg
Speaker 2: in a cast. And so if you're saying to someone
Speaker 2: in an acting context, break a leg, it means you
Speaker 2: want them to get cast. Is that true?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: No, Apparently popular folklore in Germany means they encourage people
Speaker 1: to wish others bad luck, since it was believed that
Speaker 1: wishing someone good luck would tempt evil spirits. So yeah,
Speaker 1: they started saying break a leg is a bit of irony.
Speaker 1: I prefer yours.
Speaker 2: Meats the cast version. It makes sense.
Speaker 1: What about riding shotgun? We've all said it I'm going
Speaker 1: to ride. Shotgun in the front of the seat. Shotgun
Speaker 1: the front.
Speaker 2: You know, Well, presumably, if you're organizing a drive by shooting,
Speaker 2: the driver can't actually do the shooting of the shotgun
Speaker 2: in yourself. He can't handle the weapon and a vehicle.
Speaker 2: So if you're riding, it means that you're in charge
Speaker 2: of the actual shooting. Am I correct?
Speaker 1: What do you think, Jenna, the exact same.
Speaker 4: You're responsible for the shooting of the gun in the murder?
Speaker 1: No, The expression refers to the passenger of an old
Speaker 1: fashioned stage coach who sat next to the driver with
Speaker 1: a shotgun. Oh, you're actually right to protect attackers and
Speaker 1: rubbers along the way. Oh you're right. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I used to do it all the time back in
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 1: So you could hold the gun and you could shoot people.
Speaker 2: So they weren't just random shootings that were protection purposes.
Speaker 1: That's right. Now. I've got, like I said, sixty seven,
Speaker 1: So if I've got son of a gun, I've got
Speaker 1: best man born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
Speaker 2: Get one's goat, Achilles heat, Let's get one's goat.
Speaker 1: Now, get one's goat. Have you not heard that?
Speaker 2: No? But they butcher it on kathink him. They say, God,
Speaker 2: he's really getting up my goat.
Speaker 1: Get one's goat means you're really annoying someone. During horse
Speaker 1: racing day, some horses would get Horses would get so anxious,
Speaker 1: so owners would place goats in the stalls with them
Speaker 1: to calm them down.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't that make them worse?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wouldn't that.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that like a horse trainer just notices that
Speaker 2: Bessie is a little bit stressed, so he goes, get
Speaker 2: my goat. I want to calm her down.
Speaker 1: Oh, like, give Hayden a goat. Next enflex is attack.
Speaker 1: Just go babe, sit on this goat.
Speaker 2: No, I think it's an emotional support goat. You don't
Speaker 2: sit on it. You just kind of let it, you know,
Speaker 2: you pat it and have it around you.
Speaker 1: And she says rival horse owners would sometimes steal these goats,
Speaker 1: therefore upsetting the horse and making it more likely to lose.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't explain why goats are calming to horses.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like goats would be calming. Just some
Speaker 2: little hairy bathard being like man.
Speaker 4: And they're in a little stall as well, like a
Speaker 4: goat with a horse.
Speaker 2: Oh my God. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Look at this top comment from Ashley Fernandez. She says
Speaker 1: a lot of farmers still use goats while transporting animals
Speaker 1: long distance. They'll just chuck a goat in the horse
Speaker 1: trailer to keep them calm, like an emotional support animal
Speaker 1: for an animal.
Speaker 2: Jenna, can you google how the fuck are goats supposed
Speaker 2: to be calming? Because I don't find them calming at all.
Speaker 2: That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: Okay it, oh my god, it's the top answer.
Speaker 4: It goes it's not necessarily a goat, but the horse's friend.
Speaker 4: Horses are herd animals and need to have buddies around.
Speaker 2: But why goats? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess if you put another horse with it,
Speaker 1: they'd fuck each other.
Speaker 2: It could be any animal you can be like, calm down,
Speaker 2: far Lap, I've got a lady bud.
Speaker 4: But apparently both horses and goats are pretty intelligent animals,
Speaker 4: and the horses often bond with goats.
Speaker 1: I don't think I hate that one, to be honest.
Speaker 2: That is the one that I've been most interested in
Speaker 2: this whole time.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Okay, I'll read you a whole more and
Speaker 1: tell you tell me.
Speaker 2: To I'm getting bored of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, hey, history isn't always entertaining.
Speaker 2: And don't we know it?
Speaker 1: Pop that history music again? Thank you, and i'e a loud.
Speaker 1: We are going into the meaning behind famous cities in Europe?
Speaker 2: Are you dragging this out because you don't have anything
Speaker 2: else planned?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, Brussels meaning broke meaning martian zele meaning settlement.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 1: Amsterdam originally named because it was built around a damn
Speaker 1: in the river of Amstell, So Ampstelle damn. It's quite
Speaker 1: it's quite literal.
Speaker 2: Jenn, know what's funny about that? Are you just laughing
Speaker 2: because you're you're feeling what I'm feeling. This is it's
Speaker 2: turned a shit this segment.
Speaker 4: No, no, Rome, this is so dumb.
Speaker 2: There we go, all right.
Speaker 1: Well here I try to bring some enlightenment to this show.
Speaker 1: Fucked a lot of you.
Speaker 2: No, I appreciate it. I appreciate it because I'm unwell.
Speaker 1: I couldn't myself, so I tried to bring some stuff
Speaker 1: to the table. Toga, bitch. You know what, you have
Speaker 1: a broker, You have a lie down and I'll educate
Speaker 1: the people.
Speaker 4: I'm just not interested.
Speaker 2: I was, but I lost interest. I really hope that
Speaker 2: you're better prepared for next week's episode because you do
Speaker 2: realize we've finally come to episode one hundred and ten,
Speaker 2: and do you remember what you promised for episode one
Speaker 2: hundred and ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the telephone.
Speaker 2: Yes, talk back ting's line, Yes, what's happening?
Speaker 1: Maybe can we just push it back a week? Maybe
Speaker 1: because I've got I'm going to the logis next week
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be stress. The last thing
Speaker 1: I want is when I finally come face to face
Speaker 1: with Paddy Newton, for me to be absolutely beside myself
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to plan a telephone. So I promise
Speaker 1: the telethon episode one hundred and eleven.
Speaker 2: Okay, so are we still calling it Talkback Teams Live?
Speaker 2: I don't know if any if anyone listening right now
Speaker 2: has no idea what we're talking about. I can't even remember.
Speaker 2: We agreed to this ages ago where we were gonna
Speaker 2: we're going to do the episode as if it's a
Speaker 2: talkback radio, So we're going to do it on Facebook Live,
Speaker 2: so you can listen live and call in live. We're
Speaker 2: going to give out the studio numbers so people can
Speaker 2: ring in any points to our whole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a special it's we're not going to have.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have igems, but we're not going to have
Speaker 1: It's not going to be a bulk of there's not
Speaker 1: going to be content. There's not going to be any
Speaker 1: history unless you guys begg me for it, in which
Speaker 1: case I will do it.
Speaker 2: I'm actually hoping that people listen live on Facebook Live
Speaker 2: and then they ring in like during one of our
Speaker 2: igems and game. Now I disagree with you there.
Speaker 1: Yes, well that's the point. The point is in the
Speaker 1: opener to get calls and if you call at any time,
Speaker 1: we can take live calls, but you have to be
Speaker 1: watching us. We're going to be live on Facebook in
Speaker 1: a during idiots and on a couple of miches.
Speaker 2: Right, I don't know your your planning this true? What
Speaker 2: do you think?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just thinking out loud to be honest.
Speaker 2: Are you still thinking we do it on a Saturday? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I say we do it like a Saturday, like like
Speaker 1: a five pm start. So would that twenty fe and
Speaker 1: a half yeah, Saturday, Yes, Saturday. The twenty fifth is
Speaker 1: the is talkback tings Live, the iGEM annual telephone and
Speaker 1: you're all fuck off.
Speaker 2: Okay, so pop that in your diaries, idiot. Saturday twenty fifth,
Speaker 2: Saturday afternoon, we'll be on Facebook Lime and you can
Speaker 2: call into the show and interact. It'll be fun.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, won't that be fun.
Speaker 4: It's exciting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it actually happens, If it's anything like you
Speaker 2: being in charge of this week's episode, I hate to think.
Speaker 1: Call through historical facts. I'll be there and my and
Speaker 1: I will be listening anyway. Fucking hell. Well that's all
Speaker 1: I brought. So I mean I got nothing else?
Speaker 2: Oh that's all.
Speaker 1: Jenna? Did you bring it into the table?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Well, can I tell you where I feel that this
Speaker 2: this history segment belongs where Jenne's junk? Well said, maybe
Speaker 2: we should do a quick one of those, just to
Speaker 2: end on great idea where all our worst ideas come
Speaker 2: back to buy it us. Should we get into it?
Speaker 1: Yes, let's go, let's do it. Let's take a peek
Speaker 1: at Jenna's junk, shall we? These are the iges that
Speaker 1: don't make the cut. You know, we start the show
Speaker 1: with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate, and
Speaker 1: sometimes if we don't, we don't like one and we
Speaker 1: think you know what, probably not good for the main show.
Speaker 1: It goes into Jenne's junk. So she's going to now
Speaker 1: dive in with those core cat like claws of you
Speaker 1: and bring it out.
Speaker 2: And sometimes we listen back to our so called terrible
Speaker 2: ideas when they come up in Jane's junk and we think, actually,
Speaker 2: we should have backed that that was quite decent. Let's see,
Speaker 2: I forget any decent ones today. If they're all shit.
Speaker 2: She's going in going to me next door.
Speaker 1: Its only normal, said oppositely, Jenner. I can see you
Speaker 1: in that joun Shut up.
Speaker 4: Is it just me or DJ's too loud?
Speaker 1: That was me?
Speaker 2: That was me? Oh no, they're doing their job, I know.
Speaker 2: But I'm talking about once again going back to corporate
Speaker 2: events when they're just meant to be kind of background music,
Speaker 2: and the idea of the event is that you're able
Speaker 2: to mingle and talk. If I have to scream at
Speaker 2: the top of my lungs, it gets really tedious, and
Speaker 2: having to say what for the third time, it gets
Speaker 2: so much. And sometimes I've actually said and this is
Speaker 2: so wanky, I've actually used it as an excuse to
Speaker 2: leave early. I'm like, sorry, I'm a podcaster. So I
Speaker 2: can't strain my vocals. I'm gonna have to go. I
Speaker 2: can't raise my voice like this. No, I've got a
Speaker 2: very I've got ever since I had that laryngitis I've had,
Speaker 2: I've got a very temperamental throat, so I can't be yelling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I agree. I think there's a
Speaker 1: time and a place for a DJ. Like I love
Speaker 1: a DJ at a club or a twenty first or
Speaker 1: like a good fortieth, like a big event birthday. But
Speaker 1: if I'm going to like a client thing, Mitch and
Speaker 1: you know, Donut King are doing the celebration of their
Speaker 1: new cinema Donut Range, and they've got a fucking DJ
Speaker 1: playing to hits from shut Up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, if it's a if you're there on the
Speaker 2: dance floor, great DJ, crank that it up. I don't mind.
Speaker 2: But if it's an event where there's you know, Aaron
Speaker 2: Cheney balls going around on a plate and like you're
Speaker 2: trying to mingle and shits, nah, it needs to be
Speaker 2: a little bit more quiet.
Speaker 1: Anyway. I think you want me to profess that you're bored.
Speaker 4: You can just whatever, Okay, shut up?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or are you concerned for the welfare of all the
Speaker 4: sponsored children's from the two thousands.
Speaker 1: That's that's me, of course, it is. That's a me.
Speaker 1: Think where did they all go? Where are they now?
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't want to touch this.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I am fully for it. I
Speaker 1: feel like it was such a fad. You'd walk through
Speaker 1: Westfield and instead of getting a you know, a g
Speaker 1: shot of moisturizer on your palm, you'd get what was
Speaker 1: the that was orange? What was the company called?
Speaker 2: It was like world Vision.
Speaker 1: World Vision would go, hey, here's Belinda and Uganda. Sponsor
Speaker 1: her and they'd try to get you to sponsor these kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And the thing is they would have all the photos
Speaker 4: and you would choose which one you wanted.
Speaker 2: It was so.
Speaker 1: Unethical, like a pet shop. I go, well, he's got
Speaker 1: a cleft palette. I don't want Bob. I want the
Speaker 1: girl with a beautiful braided hair. It was so I
Speaker 1: can't believe we got away with doing that. It's so unethical.
Speaker 1: And where are they now?
Speaker 2: So you're saying it wouldn't kill them to do a
Speaker 2: follow up, It wouldn't kill them to do each season two?
Speaker 1: You know, I want to know what's going on? And
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, and this is not a joke. I'm
Speaker 1: not making fun of the situation. I think it's fuck
Speaker 1: that we did in the first place. But our sponsored
Speaker 1: child at Woolaware High School when I was growing up.
Speaker 2: Was had a shared sponsored child.
Speaker 1: Yes, we had film on Starvin. That was his name,
Speaker 1: hand on hard film on Starvin.
Speaker 2: That's real, Janna, please dive back into the junk.
Speaker 1: Please film on Starvin. I'm not I'm being fully serious.
Speaker 1: No one heard from Philmon Starvin. We haven't got an
Speaker 1: update on filhm on and I'm invested. I still remember
Speaker 1: that poor guy's name. Where is he? Is he working
Speaker 1: in the US? Is he in London? I want to
Speaker 1: know what film on Starvin's doing. Actually, I'm gonna quickly
Speaker 1: search him on Facebook.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why haven't you done this yet?
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. Oh god, all right, jump back into
Speaker 1: the junk. General, I'll get for a photo of fag Okay,
Speaker 1: go go.
Speaker 4: Is it just me or do you wish you could
Speaker 4: say thank you ma'am?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, that's mine because my dad was in town
Speaker 2: recently and he's always been able to do it. But
Speaker 2: the other day we were ordering food somewhere and he
Speaker 2: just really confidently pulls off, thank you, ma'am. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: if I said that, I feel like it would sound
Speaker 2: condescending or try hard. But Dad, it beautiful and he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: thank you, ma'am. And it sounds so sincere and endearing.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, maybe it's an age thing. Maybe I'll
Speaker 2: get to a certain age where I can pull that off.
Speaker 2: I can't say sir either, like, oh thank you, sir.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's patronizing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just found the Wolfware High School newsletter in
Speaker 1: pdf form. I wasn't really listening.
Speaker 2: I could tell I'm not stupid.
Speaker 1: Sorry. Sorry, So I've got it here. Jenna, My god,
Speaker 1: it's real. That's his name right there. I'm not making
Speaker 1: it up.
Speaker 2: We're not questioning the film on he graduated, Ship he graduated.
Speaker 1: Hold on. This is on the Wallware High School Facebook
Speaker 1: page today we would like to celebrate. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: when was this? I'm clicking learn more?
Speaker 2: Can you do this in your own time?
Speaker 1: Holy shit, that's him Jenner film.
Speaker 2: I'm not in the room.
Speaker 1: I'll send you the link. All right, I'm happy. Sorry
Speaker 1: that was full circle film on Graduator. That's very very cool,
Speaker 1: very good to know. All right, Yeah, next one, man?
Speaker 4: Okay, is it just me?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Where the fuck is my birth certificate?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Me again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you on that.
Speaker 2: I had to bloody submit it the other day with
Speaker 2: a rental application, which was weird. You know how you
Speaker 2: have to put a certain amount of points of ID.
Speaker 2: I gave them medic care, I gave them a driver's life,
Speaker 2: but apparently that wasn't enough and they needed a birth certificate.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I could not even begin to
Speaker 2: imagine where the fuck that's ended up? Where on earth
Speaker 2: is my birth certificate? Does anyone know where they keep it? No?
Speaker 1: Mine was in a silver scroll, Like I remember mine
Speaker 1: used to be on a mantelpiece and it was sorry
Speaker 1: it was in a metal silver scroll.
Speaker 2: No, but I don't think that's it. That's not the
Speaker 2: official one. Some parents order like a decorative one to
Speaker 2: put on the wall, but the actual, official, legally binding
Speaker 2: document is what they need is proof, Like the decorative
Speaker 2: one on the wall doesn't count. Oh shit, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know where mine is. I was born premature. Do
Speaker 1: they backdate those things? How does that work?
Speaker 2: Do you have a spot where you're keeping your important
Speaker 2: documents because I thought maybe the birth certificates in there.
Speaker 2: But all I found was like old certificates that I
Speaker 2: won in high school and an old prescription for viagra.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, I really thought that was an
Speaker 2: important document.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got one of those draws. It's got a screwdriver,
Speaker 1: some batteries and a good pair of tongues and a torch.
Speaker 2: A pair of tongues in your important documents.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really convoluted. It's not clean.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm going back in.
Speaker 1: She's diving in.
Speaker 2: I love how she can get two fists in there
Speaker 2: these days. He's been practicing.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Good for you, Jenna.
Speaker 4: Pretty impressive.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or do tea companies need to be more explicit with
Speaker 4: their caffeine levels.
Speaker 2: We've done that, have we? That was in the junk
Speaker 2: last time, Jennet? Have you not taken the jenner?
Speaker 1: You need to clean out your giant?
Speaker 4: Can you put it in twice?
Speaker 1: You're meant to shred them?
Speaker 4: You put it in twice?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, I'll move on from this. I bought
Speaker 1: a smag milk froth on Facebook Marketplace. Such a bargain.
Speaker 1: He had a bit of baked on milk. I had
Speaker 1: to baking soda it out.
Speaker 2: But I remember that with your Ashtray of the Week
Speaker 2: on trash Alley.
Speaker 1: It was it was I'd so much fun on that show. Spotify.
Speaker 1: Won't we want to back every week? I said, you
Speaker 1: can't do that to Matt. I bought it and I
Speaker 1: love it. But now I'm into my hot chocolate era.
Speaker 1: So I went from my saying yes era, sociale era
Speaker 1: to my hot chocolate era.
Speaker 2: You know what I reckon's happened. This is what's happened.
Speaker 2: You decided that you would be in your social yes
Speaker 2: man era when it was a bit warmer, and then
Speaker 2: the months have gotten a bit cooler, and you're like,
Speaker 2: fuck this, I'm saying at home with a hot choky.
Speaker 2: I know exactly what happened.
Speaker 1: Yea, Yeah, I bought a fucking expensive hot chocolate maker
Speaker 1: and I didn't realize they're full of caffeine. So I
Speaker 1: made my hot chocolate.
Speaker 2: Yes, it keeps you up.
Speaker 1: I didn't sleep till three am the night of my
Speaker 1: first hot chocolate.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I think, are you sure it's caffeine or
Speaker 2: is it just like the sugar?
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the sugar and the cocoa, some caffeine. There
Speaker 1: is some caffee? Is there enough to because I googled it? Ready, me,
Speaker 1: did you know this? And apple has the same amount
Speaker 1: as caffeine as a full one shot coffee?
Speaker 2: Bullshit, he's serious.
Speaker 1: Yep. I'm going to google it now because there's caffeine
Speaker 1: and chocolate too. Yep. In a normal serving of one
Speaker 1: hundred grams of chocolate, Mitchell, there is forty three grams
Speaker 1: of caffeine. Caffeine and an apple is a lot. Shit,
Speaker 1: that's a lot, a lot?
Speaker 2: My god, what is it?
Speaker 1: That is pretty nuts? Shit, it's a lot. Maybe we
Speaker 1: should go anymore in your junk, Jenna.
Speaker 4: That's it's too much to go through.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2: What is going on on your end of caffeine?
Speaker 1: I have to sorry. I googled how much caffeine is
Speaker 1: there in an apple? And then in bold it says
Speaker 1: there is zero. And then as you were talking, I
Speaker 1: googled it again and then it said it never has
Speaker 1: been like it was doubling down.
Speaker 2: So I couldn't be right. I knew that couldn't be right.
Speaker 2: Was thinking me, I'm gonna buy some apples.
Speaker 1: It's in bold and says there is no caffeine in it,
Speaker 1: you idiot and I were trying to get all Also,
Speaker 1: how that was misinformation if we never owned up to it.
Speaker 1: All those people think there's feed in apples.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you really should own up to it next time.
Speaker 2: Because I knew something was going on. I'm not in
Speaker 2: the same room with you, but I can see you
Speaker 2: on the computer and Jennet's going, yeah, that's much. That's
Speaker 2: so much, Cavin, that's so much, and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: they're fucking They're trying to be sly here. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Really? I love that you and I didn't have to
Speaker 1: say anything. We both just went, yeah, that's cafe, all right,
Speaker 1: let's get out of here. I feel like I've just
Speaker 1: had an apple or two. You're so buzzed. We will
Speaker 1: see you guys next week, and then for the talk
Speaker 1: back tings live the following week. The telephone will be happening.
Speaker 1: Details to come.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for that. Should we get a guest
Speaker 2: on next week.
Speaker 1: I'll book a guest. I'll put some feelers out.
Speaker 4: This one's a child.
Speaker 1: What is the film on? Start? I told you I
Speaker 1: don't want people to get mad at me. I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: I want to know where they are because we donated money,
Speaker 1: and I feel like it was such a scam at
Speaker 1: the time, Like I'm worried that that money even go
Speaker 1: to the kids.
Speaker 2: Don't the kids write letters and stuff. I feel like
Speaker 2: everyone knows individually what's happened to their sponsor child.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe they're all getting like weekly newsletters or something.
Speaker 2: It's actually, when you really think about it, what happens
Speaker 2: to all those sponsored children. It's technically none of your
Speaker 2: fucking business. They're entitled to their private life.
Speaker 1: True. Actually, yeah, you're right now, you're right.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it was just a thought I had to just
Speaker 2: like visual, I don't have to expose their employment and
Speaker 2: all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, true. Anyway, all right, thank you for listening everyone.
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Speaker 1: next week for episode one hundred and ten.
Speaker 2: We'll see it then, Bye bye.
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Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast down.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a to dbrief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 2: On the end. We just keep talking shit on the end.
Speaker 2: Once the show's done, nothing's planned here.
Speaker 1: It's ad lib.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's improv.
Speaker 1: It's improv. Oh my god. I had a dream the
Speaker 1: other night that I was doing improv and it just
Speaker 1: took me back to the terror of my first ever
Speaker 1: live show in la It was I was so out
Speaker 1: of my depth. I was nineteen. I'm like, I'm hilarious.
Speaker 1: And then you go to like actual improvisers who are
Speaker 1: it's like their craft, and they like build these amazing
Speaker 1: scenes from nothing like in an improv show. You get
Speaker 1: up on stage and there's like four performers sitting on
Speaker 1: chairs at the back of the theater, and the monot
Speaker 1: oh god, monologicist, someone who does the monologue gets up
Speaker 1: tells a story about their life, any story I could
Speaker 1: have told, the film on Starvin story. And then you
Speaker 1: walk to the back of the stage and then the
Speaker 1: four improvisers for an hour do a live show based
Speaker 1: on that story.
Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, now you were in one of those shows.
Speaker 1: I was in heaps of those shows. Yeah, we did
Speaker 1: them every Friday night.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you know what you'd be good at. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I reckon you would be great if you were employed
Speaker 2: as a waiter at Karen's Diner, because I went there
Speaker 2: during the week and they'd come up to us with
Speaker 2: insults that they'd clearly thought of, and then I'd throw
Speaker 2: it back at them, like I wouldn't just you know, laugh,
Speaker 2: I would actually throw something back and they would be
Speaker 2: completely thrown like they didn't have a comeback. They were like, oh,
Speaker 2: like they did not know how to keep it going,
Speaker 2: keep the banter flowing. And a couple of times the
Speaker 2: the waitress or waiter would leave and then they would
Speaker 2: just come back at random and just say an insult
Speaker 2: and then walk away. I'm like, did they have to
Speaker 2: go away and think about an insult and then they
Speaker 2: just came up and said it and walked away like
Speaker 2: they weren't there for any other reason.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That No, they're just googling insult generator.
Speaker 2: They did not like the back and forth when I
Speaker 2: tried to engage.
Speaker 1: Well, I've just googled insult generator ready, and you just
Speaker 1: click generate and it says, here we go, here's an insult.
Speaker 1: Call them a white trash cockpit. I'll click it again. Oh,
Speaker 1: call them a stupid shit socket.
Speaker 2: I've got a physical version of an insult generator. You
Speaker 2: want me to find it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it. I've got another one, you pompous
Speaker 1: cock dragon. Are you idiotic shark captain? Wow? They really
Speaker 1: double down with the captain to in a row?
Speaker 4: You go, Jenna, Oh shut up, you duck nosed duck pirate.
Speaker 1: Wow, double duck fuck off, slimy duck knob. Wow. They repeat,
Speaker 1: we had two ducks in a row.
Speaker 4: Yeah, damn you creepy butt pirate.
Speaker 1: The next one will be spooky ghost pirate. Oh no, no, sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm staying corrected. It's slimy crutch goblin job title generator.
Speaker 1: I didn't know all these generators existed. All right, what
Speaker 1: do you do for work? I'm a collaborative consulting master.
Speaker 1: It sounds real, Jenna, what do you do for work?
Speaker 4: I'm an e commerce development Jen, what's a jem?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm a hypertext application implementer.
Speaker 4: Oh really, you just got the new job as is
Speaker 4: a terry technical sider.
Speaker 1: But that was after you with a global systems genius.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, and then you became the interactive.
Speaker 1: Solutions not I that wasn't the official title. Look at
Speaker 1: these romantic pet name Generator.
Speaker 4: Oh you're a magical chocolate chip.
Speaker 1: Happy anniversary, lascious lava otter.
Speaker 2: Okay, I found the book.
Speaker 1: Look okay, sorry, General and I were on a real
Speaker 1: ramp page.
Speaker 2: Oh, creative cursey, creative cursing. So you open the book
Speaker 2: and there's two sides to it. There's like a page
Speaker 2: on the left and the page of the right, and
Speaker 2: you just open it and mix the match. So I'll
Speaker 2: open a page on the left and you've got got it.
Speaker 2: And I'll open a page on the right, and now
Speaker 2: I've got Oh that's not nice. I'm not reading that.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, here we go.
Speaker 2: Was it that bad? Prick jammer?
Speaker 1: Oh how gorgeous?
Speaker 2: I just shuffle that. I'll open a page on the left. Oh,
Speaker 2: this isn't good. I have a feeling I've done this
Speaker 2: on the podcast before. But oh, well we're here now,
Speaker 2: scumfucker A good one.
Speaker 1: That's good, Jenny, you had that on your Year twelve, Jersey.
Speaker 2: I did. Okay, Well, that was that was interesting.
Speaker 1: That was fun. Mitch Jenner and I got to the
Speaker 1: romantic pet Name Generator.
Speaker 2: Yes, can I just say what's going on with you
Speaker 2: at the moment. There's a lot of you on the
Speaker 2: computer googling and reading shit out.
Speaker 1: I've just discovered the internet.
Speaker 2: Have It's like, you've just discovered the internet. We just
Speaker 2: we spent a whole, like fifteen minutes last week of
Speaker 2: you googling the names of ship and then you've brought
Speaker 2: it back downe another history lesson? Which is this you
Speaker 2: reading of Google?
Speaker 1: Well that was the major Mitchell, Yeah, true, and now
Speaker 1: it is organic And.
Speaker 2: Now at the moment you're like, well, I've just googled
Speaker 2: an insult generator. I'm like, what can you stop?
Speaker 1: Google? Does sound like I've just I've just discovered.
Speaker 2: It's like Google's paying you to be like, how good
Speaker 2: is Google?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no no.
Speaker 1: But the Chromebook, the newest Chromebook. Oh my god, it
Speaker 1: is so easy for twelve ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Okay Google.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm a Hay series kind of guy series all
Speaker 1: through my series. So stupid. She's not she's talking, Oh sorry, sirih.
Speaker 1: She just doesn't. She's not intuitive, Like you really need
Speaker 1: to spell it out for Siriri.
Speaker 4: She's pretty dumb.
Speaker 1: I feel like Google can piece together, you know, a
Speaker 1: mission mash sentence, but not Siri.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Siri, I never know what precise commands to use
Speaker 2: because they have to use the same words every time.
Speaker 2: But I feel like Google they figure it out, Like
Speaker 2: you can say, oh, can you add this to my notes,
Speaker 2: and it'll figure it out, whereas Siri you have to
Speaker 2: use a particular phrase. Like if I'm driving and I
Speaker 2: think it's something that I want to write in my
Speaker 2: phone notes, I'll have to do like add new phone note,
Speaker 2: and it'll be like creating contact called phone note. I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: like I can't remember the phrase you have to use,
Speaker 2: but it's it's more trouble than it's worth trying to
Speaker 2: get a phone note out of theire I agree.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the new update though for iOS iOS
Speaker 1: sixteen or.
Speaker 4: Something I heard about it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Mitch, so that the new Apple software
Speaker 1: is coming out at the end of the year and
Speaker 1: they've added the ability to edit and unsend text messages
Speaker 1: in our message edit edit. So if I send you
Speaker 1: a message and go duck you, but really I wanted
Speaker 1: to say fuck you, you can hit it and the
Speaker 1: message has been sent. It's in the blue text bubble.
Speaker 1: You can edit it and write fuck you. But it
Speaker 1: will say underneath it edited.
Speaker 4: And yeah, that's the problem fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can also unsend a message and it
Speaker 1: goes Mitch unsentd a message, which is the same as
Speaker 1: Facebook messinger.
Speaker 2: Really, do you know what I found really weird the
Speaker 2: other day. Yeah, kerry Anne Kenneley, Oh, sent me a
Speaker 2: message and then unsent it because you know how on
Speaker 2: Instagram it tells you, oh, a user has unsent a message,
Speaker 2: but it'll never nark and tell you who it actually was.
Speaker 2: So I got a notification it was when we were
Speaker 2: making that darro Lee dominoes, you know that knocking all
Speaker 2: the chocolates over, And I got a notification saying kerry
Speaker 2: Anne Kennley replied to your story and she says, I
Speaker 2: hope this becomes a real whatever the result, Like Kerry
Speaker 2: Anne was invested in the Darley domino how.
Speaker 1: Does she know what it really is?
Speaker 2: I know, like she even put a capital R on
Speaker 2: reel like she's up with the technology.
Speaker 1: Daniel Doody must have gotten it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, kerry An replied to me. And as I'm
Speaker 2: reading the message preview, it vanishes and I get someone
Speaker 2: unsent a message, And I went into mine and Carry's
Speaker 2: chat history nothing. Why did she get cold feet? I
Speaker 2: thought were mates?
Speaker 1: Now maybe it was a gay pa who wants to
Speaker 1: fuck you and he was accidentally Kerry's account, Ean shit,
Speaker 1: Carry can't.
Speaker 2: Say that, Oh my god, imagine. But then he never
Speaker 2: he never switched to his reel account and followed up.
Speaker 1: So interesting. Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 2: Maybe I should just message Carry back and say haha, thanks,
Speaker 2: carry the reels up now, and then she'd be like,
Speaker 2: how did he know? I thought I unsent it?
Speaker 1: Middle aged celebrities are weird. Merrick Watt's message followed me
Speaker 1: and messaged me the other day and he just wrote,
Speaker 1: haha to one of my stories. I'm like, that's not
Speaker 1: how you start a conversation, Mirk.
Speaker 2: It is that's how you break the eyes. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: gone back to bed. I feel sick.
Speaker 1: Sorry, are you feeling okay?
Speaker 2: You are right. It's just I've got like the flu
Speaker 2: or whatever's going around. I've got like a bit of
Speaker 2: a head cold hasn't affected my throat, which is a
Speaker 2: miracle good. But yeah, I've got a bit of a
Speaker 2: head and I've just got that really gross muscle achey feeling.
Speaker 2: It's not COVID before you ask.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I had last night severe diarrhea out
Speaker 1: of nowhere, and I felt fine, and then it was
Speaker 1: solid this morning. So sometimes they just hit that out
Speaker 1: of the blue.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: Okay, why did you say that?
Speaker 1: Because you're sharing your illness, and I thought, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be brave, inspired by my friend and comrade, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell my story to Okay, awful, Genn. Know what
Speaker 1: to tell us about something that's happened to you recently?
Speaker 4: Nothing's happened really recently medically. No, Oh, I am getting
Speaker 4: a gum graft.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're taking like gum from the roof of my
Speaker 4: mouth and putting it onto my tooth.
Speaker 1: Which tooth? What's happening too?
Speaker 2: Why is there not enough gum there?
Speaker 4: No, Apparently it's protruding or something I don't know, retreating,
Speaker 4: probably because it's enough gun. I know. I couldn't either
Speaker 4: until I went to the periodontist.
Speaker 2: What the hell is the periodontist.
Speaker 4: Well, it's a place that my dentist, a dinosaur in.
Speaker 1: The ground ten to sent me to Perio dantist.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of a periodontist, neither of I, so
Speaker 4: think of me on July fourth at ten am.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm getting an MRI on Friday this week of my
Speaker 1: brain and spine, just to check up on my aurora borealis,
Speaker 1: my kiari malformation, because I've been having bad migraines. And
Speaker 1: I call that because I'm, you know, a heavier boy.
Speaker 1: I call and I just checking your weight limits. You
Speaker 1: know you can do people, you know one thirty and
Speaker 1: up and she went, let me check, put me on hold. Yeah, now, machine,
Speaker 1: we do horses here, so you'll be right. Oh wow.
Speaker 1: That really puts my mind at rest, knowing that they
Speaker 1: might horses and.
Speaker 2: You're like, how well fed of the horses? Though a
Speaker 2: horse if it's a little Shetland pony, I need to know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking Jersey cows, Like what what kind of
Speaker 1: farm animals? I need a pick of this of this
Speaker 1: mayor please mr. Anyway, So Mitch is getting his nasal
Speaker 1: cavity rinsed out, Jenna's getting a gum graft, and I'm
Speaker 1: getting an MRI. Role in the world.
Speaker 2: I never said anything about my nasal cavity. What are
Speaker 2: you talking about? Time to go.
Speaker 1: We should get out of here, every one. I just
Speaker 1: assume isn't that what people do when they're sick. They
Speaker 1: wash out their naise all cowties.
Speaker 2: Oh right, I don't know what he's saying. The nose douche.
Speaker 2: I should get some more of those. They're great. I
Speaker 2: do love a nose douche. I've never done it, but
Speaker 2: oh it's quite satisfying. You get that weird feeling like
Speaker 2: when you accidentally inhale at the beach or something like
Speaker 2: water up your nose. But it works, It works. It
Speaker 2: kind of burns, Nah, not really because it's not salt
Speaker 2: water like a beach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'll have to give it a shower. All right. Guys,
Speaker 1: we love you, Thank you for listening to the show.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next week. I hope you're all feeling better, Mitch.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 2: percent better today, that's all. So why do you guys
Speaker 2: struggle with that every week?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you both wait for the other person
Speaker 2: to start. Mitch. I'm saying, from now on, you take
Speaker 2: charge of the cenn Do.
Speaker 1: It again, do it again again.
Speaker 2: God, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 2: two percent better today. That's all. Just two percent so
Speaker 2: we do. That was great with some confidence you both
Speaker 2: look at each other with panning in your eyes. Now
Speaker 2: we know they know, we know all right.
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