Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four, Fine three,
Speaker 1: Show one one and forty three, Christian.
Speaker 4: O'Connell's show, Good On and Jack Morning guys, gime Onne
Speaker 4: and Patsy. So Patsy looks like you feel gutted that
Speaker 4: you actually have to be at work today.
Speaker 3: I am in the money. Can I just say I
Speaker 3: don't know what I'm going to spend my money on? First,
Speaker 3: finally got around to yesterday checking my ticket from the
Speaker 3: Powerball draw the other week. That record one hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty million dollars.
Speaker 4: So much money, isn't it, And you haveten to hear
Speaker 4: about the story of someone who forgot they did it.
Speaker 4: It finds out a couple of weeks later, and you
Speaker 4: always think, this is it. I can film me telling
Speaker 4: this story on the project in the next couple of days.
Speaker 4: I've done that before we went. This is significant. I
Speaker 4: need to I need to really sew down and remember
Speaker 4: all the next steps. I picked up the phone, I
Speaker 4: checked the numbers. I'm like it surely can't be, because
Speaker 4: I'll be telling like this with Graham Norton, probably Tom
Speaker 4: Hanks to be there. It didn't read, really, Tom, it
Speaker 4: really happened like this. He's like, please going to be
Speaker 4: in the movie of this tell us again. So what happened, Pats.
Speaker 3: I'm driving to the lotto shop. I thought, what do
Speaker 3: I do first? Or we can pay that off and
Speaker 3: or we do need to do up the bathroom. It's
Speaker 3: been talking about that for ages.
Speaker 4: So I get a bloody house. I know right, no
Speaker 4: one's retail. They're getting ken asking at their gear.
Speaker 3: I don't trust myself to check it myself, just in case,
Speaker 3: you know, I throw the ticket out and I actually
Speaker 3: am like a multi billionaire gazillionaire. So I go to
Speaker 3: the shop and I say to the man, would you
Speaker 3: mind checking my ticket? And he said, oh, this is
Speaker 3: like from a couple of weeks a guy. I said,
Speaker 3: I know, and I'm waiting for the bells and the
Speaker 3: whin because when you win something, you hear the ding
Speaker 3: ding ding on his machine.
Speaker 4: Do you yes?
Speaker 3: His has like a little euro winner. The guy the newsagents, Yes.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's appropriate because you could get munked
Speaker 4: or something for so much could happen? I want to.
Speaker 3: Target on my head anyway, So I did the ding
Speaker 3: ding ding, and I went oh, and he said, well,
Speaker 3: you've won something. And I said what have I won?
Speaker 3: And he said, you've won two dollars.
Speaker 4: Forty Yeah, don't fire up the.
Speaker 3: Cost of the ticket. Two dollars, that's forty.
Speaker 4: What did the ticket cost?
Speaker 3: Oh twenty? I think I got like a twenty five
Speaker 3: dollar ticket. Yeah, like not even barely a soft serve
Speaker 3: each through matters with the family and the dollar.
Speaker 4: I'd love to speak to people they who have actually
Speaker 4: won a decent amount of money on those things.
Speaker 5: The person who I know is one of the most
Speaker 5: is my auntie when we were kids, won seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: But that's still division four, Division five, Division five. Don't
Speaker 5: you ever see when they do it on the news?
Speaker 5: So someone wins division one, which is one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 4: Got to be honest, I thought it was like a
Speaker 4: sports thing, so they win promotion or bloody how they
Speaker 4: gamble on anything in this country.
Speaker 5: And then Division two might be like twelve or fifteen
Speaker 5: thousand dollars, and then it slowly goes down until pads
Speaker 5: must have been division ten.
Speaker 4: Win to what division? We you? Is it I can
Speaker 4: meet raffle? Does it go down that?
Speaker 3: I don't think I was even in a division?
Speaker 4: Show?
Speaker 5: Beanies, beanies?
Speaker 4: All right, let's find out this morning who has won
Speaker 4: the most the most?
Speaker 2: Okay, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, So Saturday's about see. She didn't win
Speaker 4: one hundred and fifty million dollars in the power ball.
Speaker 4: She won two dollars forty today on the show. You
Speaker 4: can call us up anytime if you want. You can
Speaker 4: text me anonymously. I'd love to hear from people have
Speaker 4: actually won a decent amount of money on any of
Speaker 4: the lottoes or powables. On nine four one four one
Speaker 4: four three, Jack Patsy was just asking everyone on the
Speaker 4: team to motivate this morning. How much money would they
Speaker 4: have to win to quit the show and radio and
Speaker 4: not not get up early.
Speaker 5: To quit a job in general?
Speaker 4: Interesting questions because you need a certain amount of money
Speaker 4: and I think all of us have where you think
Speaker 4: this could get me buy the rest of my.
Speaker 3: Life set and forget, and cost.
Speaker 5: Of living is really expensive, and even though we enjoy
Speaker 5: this job and coming in here. There's a certain level
Speaker 5: of money that would make the four thirty am alarm
Speaker 5: for very It's not even.
Speaker 4: That it's it's the night before, isn't it. You think
Speaker 4: I should go to bed and there would go. Actually, there's
Speaker 4: no shit in my life anymore.
Speaker 5: I can stay up as late as I.
Speaker 4: Want, could buy the bloody station. Yes, so what is it?
Speaker 4: What's it for you?
Speaker 5: I think as soon as you get into the millions,
Speaker 5: he would make it. He would make it tricky. But
Speaker 5: you can't. I guess.
Speaker 4: When when Jack doesn't turn up one day, don't call
Speaker 4: it going? Is everything okay going? He finally will, and
Speaker 4: he will never speak to us again.
Speaker 5: No, I would love to like maybe, I'd love to
Speaker 5: we'd love to feel bad about it. Maybe two or
Speaker 5: three times a week i'd come in from seven o'clock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you would not, I don't think, because actually you
Speaker 4: don't have to sell. You might be out playing golf
Speaker 4: one day and some of the other billionaire buddies go, oh,
Speaker 4: we're off to uh, we're off to Canada tomorrow, and
Speaker 4: our private Jenney go, I'll do that.
Speaker 5: But then, but then when I come back from Canada,
Speaker 5: maybe I'll drop in see my friends do a bit
Speaker 5: of radio still, so I can say I have a job.
Speaker 5: I'm still working. I was still work at the radio station,
Speaker 5: but mostly I'm living off the millions that I want.
Speaker 4: It's alazy, though, isn't it, Because actually what the thing
Speaker 4: that really gets us through life is having meaning in something.
Speaker 4: And if you put all that money in, where would
Speaker 4: you get the meaning from because you wouldn't need to
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 5: I watched his duco ages ago about people in the
Speaker 5: US who won big jackpots, and then they catch up
Speaker 5: with him again five and ten years later, and a
Speaker 5: lot of them weren't very happy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's ruin there lasts for a lot of them
Speaker 3: because they don't have plans in place. A lot of
Speaker 3: people actually just blow all the cash.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they buy jet skis, new cars, They do up
Speaker 5: their bathroom all la la.
Speaker 4: I did a TV show about eighteen years ago, and
Speaker 4: the audience each week would be comprised of everybody who
Speaker 4: did the same job, five fighters in one week. And
Speaker 4: then one week we thought it'll be interesting, we go
Speaker 4: susn't We got people who won at least three million
Speaker 4: each on the lottery, right, So that was a whole
Speaker 4: studio audience, right, And afterwards I went out for a
Speaker 4: couple of drinks with them and that, and I was chanting.
Speaker 4: So it was just really interesting to meet these people.
Speaker 4: And I was asking him, didn't make you happy? And
Speaker 4: they said it had changed their lives, but none of
Speaker 4: them said they were any happier. It brought them more choice,
Speaker 4: but he said it ruined all of their friendships and
Speaker 4: cred attention within families as well, because suddenly if anyone
Speaker 4: hears about something or something goes wrong, you're expected to
Speaker 4: pay for it, and the money runs out or dwindles
Speaker 4: a lot quicker than you think it does. And a
Speaker 4: lot said, the thing is, other people who have this
Speaker 4: kind of money, they had to work for years to
Speaker 4: get it, unless they inherited from rich parents. And so
Speaker 4: you kind of like, we don't even fit into their group.
Speaker 4: So other rich people don't accept you because they don't
Speaker 4: think you've earned it the right way. And then one
Speaker 4: of them said he had to go through therapy. He
Speaker 4: really really struggled with it, right, And he said that
Speaker 4: the guy said, it's a it's a syndrome. It's called
Speaker 4: paradise syndrome, where you actually don't think you deserve it
Speaker 4: because just randomly the computer selected you. You haven't done
Speaker 4: anything for it.
Speaker 5: But maybe it's lucky you didn't win yesterday.
Speaker 3: Well, you know you would never know if I had,
Speaker 3: you would never know we would you wouldn't.
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry. I don't think you've been plugging Ancho
Speaker 4: every Friday. It's another products Oh the.
Speaker 2: Week, Christian Connall's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show. But just again, just came to the studio.
Speaker 4: I just went thirty million. I'm gladdy what they're giving
Speaker 4: Carla pay Rise thirty million? That's just what I've just
Speaker 4: crunched a numbers well to take for me at the show,
Speaker 4: thirty million and break down. What would you do once
Speaker 4: you've got your thirty millions? What's the life plan, Caitlin?
Speaker 6: If you win it twenty mil into the ASEX two
Speaker 6: hundred and I'd just live off the dividends of that
Speaker 6: and travel around the world love it.
Speaker 4: What would you do though? Plus you've got that little
Speaker 4: pretentious dog Henry. At most countries you wouldn't able to
Speaker 4: take him.
Speaker 5: Into Remember what happened to Johnny Depp? You trying to
Speaker 5: bring those trying to shut them in the overhead locker.
Speaker 6: I'd only go to countries that would allow him in,
Speaker 6: which I'm happy with.
Speaker 4: And I know Italy really narrows down the travel plans.
Speaker 5: What do you mean you know Italy does? Have you
Speaker 5: actually looked out to take your dog to Italy?
Speaker 4: Breoh? Google it? Now? Can you bring in your pets
Speaker 4: to Italy on holiday? There's no way? Why would they
Speaker 4: want that? Well, that's your life plan sorted today on
Speaker 4: the show, we want to speak to people to hear me.
Speaker 4: We have actually won a decent amount of money on
Speaker 4: any of the lottoes of the Lottery ten. For my
Speaker 4: fifth eighth birthday, I won six hundred dollars on a ticket.
Speaker 4: Might as well I've been the one hundred and fifty million.
Speaker 4: How excited it was. That is a huge up money
Speaker 4: at that age, right, so much money Christians this morning
Speaker 4: took him out. I have you one who think in
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety three my mom and dad won eight hundred thousand.
Speaker 6: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: Also in the nineties, that's probably worth a couple of million.
Speaker 4: Now you always do that when you think about you
Speaker 4: add on a couple of million. You have no idea
Speaker 4: what the wrote one hundred and twenty Mili eight hundred
Speaker 4: thousand and nineteen ninety three in current prices. They played
Speaker 4: the same number for over twenty years and winning eight
Speaker 4: hundred thousand dollars. Also, houses would have been so much
Speaker 4: cheaper than buy a house that yeah you reckon you
Speaker 4: get on now six thousands.
Speaker 5: For that twenty Ask them what they did with the money.
Speaker 5: I know it's on text, but.
Speaker 7: They're just about to tell me here. It's really sorry
Speaker 7: because they put it in. They probably thought Jack albe
Speaker 7: no one of the one want to know? I guess
Speaker 7: as if it's a producers, haven't orders quit.
Speaker 4: The money allowed them to buy a new house, travel
Speaker 4: which they'd never done before, and live comfortably for the
Speaker 4: rest of their lives. That's amazing. Thank you very much,
Speaker 4: Sharon for tax in all right, then, today's filling in
Speaker 4: the name of one thousand dollars up to for you
Speaker 4: to win. Filling in the name of one thousand dollars
Speaker 4: you to win right now. Thanks you. Smile Solutions Transform
Speaker 4: Your Smile were the specialists as Smile Solutions located in
Speaker 4: the iconic Manchester Unity Building. What is the song Jack
Speaker 4: is doing in the dentist chair today? Let's play the acting.
Speaker 8: Say.
Speaker 6: Have you listened to any good songs recently?
Speaker 5: Oh fool for well?
Speaker 2: Well, all all.
Speaker 4: Right, lines over, now, what do you think the song is?
Speaker 4: Get it right and you win one thousand lots in cash?
Speaker 4: Can you quit your job with that?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show this morning, we're asking if everyone a
Speaker 4: significant amount of money or decent amount of cash from
Speaker 4: any form of lottery. Christian my cousin won about seventy
Speaker 4: thousand dollars in a work lotto syndicate in nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 4: The group of them won two point six million, then
Speaker 4: split it thirty seven ways. Interest rates at the time
Speaker 4: were about seventeen percent, so he was able to pay
Speaker 4: off his crippling mortgage over night. But he's the kicker.
Speaker 4: Thirty seven of them were in the syndicate, but thirty
Speaker 4: nine people were at the workplace. The remaining two pass
Speaker 4: on the invite to be part of the syndica to
Speaker 4: missed out on seventy thousand dollars each, And of course
Speaker 4: most of them just still carried on working there. But
Speaker 4: knowing that that is awkward, that is you have to do?
Speaker 4: You know what? Phats I'm sure you must have reported
Speaker 4: on these over these there are so many legal cases
Speaker 4: where someone was off sick so that yeah, people were
Speaker 4: ten years and then they missed one, miss one them.
Speaker 4: That's the one that comes in and they go to
Speaker 4: court and they I don't think they get the money,
Speaker 4: but there's been a load of these cases, all right.
Speaker 4: This morning's filling in the name of filling in the
Speaker 4: name of one thousand dollars in cashire on every single
Speaker 4: day of this week thanks to Smile Solutions, Transform your
Speaker 4: smile with a specialist at Smile Solutions in the iconic
Speaker 4: Manchester Unity Building, it's going to work out what the
Speaker 4: song is. Jack is doing in the dentist chair while
Speaker 4: we all oh fool love for Adam.
Speaker 9: Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: Morning out and welcome for the show. Why do you
Speaker 4: think the song is?
Speaker 9: I think it is Can you Feel the Love Tonight?
Speaker 9: By the good old famous Elton.
Speaker 4: John well done is famous. It's the famous Elton John
Speaker 4: made no mistake in case you heard that one. Elton
Speaker 4: Who there, he's Elton John, Adam well done. You win
Speaker 4: a thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 9: Thank you so much, guys, have a lovely day. You guys,
Speaker 9: make the morning fantastic.
Speaker 4: Oh bless you. You've made us, sir and Adam. What
Speaker 4: you're going to do with your money? Mate?
Speaker 9: Well, my little daughter lost her first tooth yesterday, so
Speaker 9: I think the tooth fair is going to be a
Speaker 9: little bit special.
Speaker 4: You're gonna sat in president down a thousand bucks lopelow
Speaker 4: and a honeynose.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we might go to the movies, might go see Garfield,
Speaker 9: and might hire a little limousine for a couple of hundreds.
Speaker 4: So make it.
Speaker 9: Special day for her.
Speaker 5: Such a great idea.
Speaker 4: Can I come along too? I love the Garfield movie
Speaker 4: that came out about twenty years ago. At Bill Murray
Speaker 4: is the voice. I think Chris Pratt is Garfer this time.
Speaker 4: I love Garfield.
Speaker 9: Yes, very good movie. Thank you so much guy, I'm
Speaker 9: so appreciated.
Speaker 4: Shun that limodor on my photo at the windows just
Speaker 4: going up. That's your favorite DJing who said you love
Speaker 4: the show? To make your morning?
Speaker 5: Christian just pushed the money through the window.
Speaker 4: Off you go, all right, Adam, Well done.
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Speaker 4: Maca's drive through and Saint kild and I got myself
Speaker 4: a cheek it ort a hot chocolate and the this
Speaker 4: occasion is like a warm hug for my soul. And
Speaker 4: normally that's on I'm on. The employees are students, and
Speaker 4: because there are a lot of regular customers that time
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Speaker 4: guy recognized me and he listens to the show and
Speaker 4: he said, hello, Christian. There is a joy when someone
Speaker 4: says hello to you another human being, very early in
Speaker 4: the morning, right just hearing your own name said you
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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show. Someone said, good morning Christian, this morning right.
Speaker 4: It just made me feel so happy. So we're a
Speaker 4: return that good deed to you this morning. We're going
Speaker 4: to try and cram in sixty seconds the good morning minute.
Speaker 4: How many good mornings can we give away this morning
Speaker 4: to you guys? All right, let's do it. Good mine, Good,
Speaker 4: Good morning do you? Good morning to Ruper in Country
Speaker 4: Victoria Place called Bagshot. We are the only radio show
Speaker 4: he's ever listened to. Morning to Melissa doing upper bathroom
Speaker 4: right now. Good morning to Tara driving the kids to childcare.
Speaker 4: Best job in the world. Good morning to Peter loading
Speaker 4: his truck. Jackie boy Good morning to Lisa and Bentley.
Speaker 5: She says, Hi, team, I'm doing my morning cycle down
Speaker 5: Beach Road.
Speaker 3: Patsy Yeah, Brandon Roussett werribe down my way. Please say
Speaker 3: good morning to my grumpy friend, Joshua Boyle.
Speaker 4: Good morning to Ray driving a truck.
Speaker 5: Good morning to Janelle and carram Down. She is a
Speaker 5: garbologist working in the Cranbolle West area.
Speaker 3: And another one out my way Hoppers crossing Keith Goodwin.
Speaker 3: Very good morning, Christian.
Speaker 5: Jack.
Speaker 3: Pat's working hard in a locksmithing workshop building locks.
Speaker 4: Marty says good morning to us. Thank you Marty, and
Speaker 4: good morning Marty.
Speaker 5: Good morning to Pat Leicester and Cranburne. Big Pat truck driver.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry mat Hi, Kristin and team Nick for Berry
Speaker 3: Warren North here heading to the city on the Moner.
Speaker 3: Good luck, have an amazing day.
Speaker 4: Good morning to a run out of time. Goodrning to
Speaker 4: Janine walking on dog Clancy.
Speaker 5: Good morning to Emma Osbourne. Christian, it is Emma. I'm
Speaker 5: driving my son Tim work.
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Speaker 4: flies up next Thursday. Can you pick him up? Jasmine
Speaker 4: and his golf club. Thank you, Francis. On our way
Speaker 4: to the CBD. Amanda on the East Link driving to work,
Speaker 4: and good morning to phil In Lily Dell warming up
Speaker 4: his car. Good morning to you, Good morning, Good morning.
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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show right now on the show, and then
Speaker 4: we're getting back into the eights at of school, it's
Speaker 4: all about the letter D this week or DA. So
Speaker 4: if you're a wild and crazy guy like Jack and I,
Speaker 4: we got detentions, old square bear Patsy didn't get one.
Speaker 4: I got quite a few, actually, and one of the
Speaker 4: main ones was from do you remember when it was raining?
Speaker 4: You wouldn't have had a lot of this office in Australia,
Speaker 4: but we did in the UK. It was really miserable
Speaker 4: during the winter because you weren't allowed to go outside
Speaker 4: during break and recess indoor time. That was the highlight
Speaker 4: of the day, just getting out there in the prison yard,
Speaker 4: and so you used to have to stay indoors and
Speaker 4: have your break indoors, and then some poor teacher would
Speaker 4: have to keep an eye on you because unfortunately you
Speaker 4: look up the prisoners without letting them outside. It got
Speaker 4: feral in there you're in. The windows would all steam
Speaker 4: up in there and you'd draw rude symbols on the windows,
Speaker 4: and so there was always a teacher that to give
Speaker 4: up their lunch break to watch you horrible lot, and
Speaker 4: so the teacher would just be in there for a
Speaker 4: couple of minutes, then they buger off, probably have a cigarette,
Speaker 4: cry shot of whiskey and then come back round again.
Speaker 4: And so there would be about sort of a hundred
Speaker 4: of us in there in at desks, about eighty deaths.
Speaker 4: So we started this game. You had to try and
Speaker 4: like crocodiles, jumping on the crocodile heads. You were trying
Speaker 4: and jump as many run across as many desks as
Speaker 4: possible before somewhere the teacher's coming. Anyway, I got caught.
Speaker 4: They didn't turn them when the teachers were coming in.
Speaker 4: You remember they said Yeo's surname if they were angry,
Speaker 4: Oh God, get down. There were two types of attention.
Speaker 4: There was a normal detention, which was the next day's
Speaker 4: lunch break when you had to go and sit in silence.
Speaker 4: Or there was the head master's attention, when you had
Speaker 4: to go and sit in his office right at the
Speaker 4: end of the day for an hour while he just
Speaker 4: sort of did his admin. And the head masters were
Speaker 4: always terrified, weren't they.
Speaker 5: We only had we had two types of detention. Yeah,
Speaker 5: sit in silence with the other people who have got detention.
Speaker 5: Or yard duty, which was going up.
Speaker 4: And picking was the worst one because your mates always
Speaker 4: go you missed a bit there and chuck rubbish down
Speaker 4: and you had that little grab a thing in the sack.
Speaker 4: It was humidia. But if it was your best day ever,
Speaker 4: just following and going, you've missed a book there. So
Speaker 4: what did you get a detention for? Jackie Boyd? You've
Speaker 4: got detention, didn't you? What do you get?
Speaker 5: I would get detentions for not wearing a blaze and
Speaker 5: not tucking my shirt in. I wore a beanie a
Speaker 5: lot at school when you beanies weren't on. This guy
Speaker 5: allowed uniform wow. And then once I got a wrong
Speaker 5: detention for I got detention for breaking the drum teacher's drumstick,
Speaker 5: which I didn't do.
Speaker 4: And it was the first person a kid then being
Speaker 4: wrong for their kids.
Speaker 5: That's first how I realized, Hey, there's no justice for
Speaker 5: the common man. Say it's a detention. Where do I
Speaker 5: get to stand in front of my peers and say
Speaker 5: that I did not break that drumstick?
Speaker 4: Where's my twelve angry man?
Speaker 5: Where's the evidence?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: How did you get blamed for it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: He just said I saw you in the music room
Speaker 5: over lunchtime. You were the only one in there, which
Speaker 5: wasn't true. There were other kids and there no one
Speaker 5: owned up to it.
Speaker 4: These things, there's scars that lay lifetime. So what did
Speaker 4: you get a detention for?
Speaker 2: Give us a call The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, Christian Means and Friends. Scrived off a lesson,
Speaker 4: bunked off empty class some we found that looked over
Speaker 4: some back gardens where he saw a woman with sunbathing.
Speaker 4: We were looking. A husband saw us and complain to
Speaker 4: the school. Oh oh you got call you little purse.
Speaker 4: James love it. I bet you tears can have a
Speaker 4: bloody wife. Mate could suddenly brings out his wife a
Speaker 4: cup of tea and lemonade. A load of horny boys
Speaker 4: watching Laura. Yes, Christian, I got a detention for drinking
Speaker 4: my drink after I left the dinner hall. Done, done, done, Christian.
Speaker 4: I carved my name into my desk board during a
Speaker 4: chemistry lesson in retrospect. It wasn't the best idea to
Speaker 4: carve my full name. I tried to deny it. Well,
Speaker 4: mister Peter Sanson.
Speaker 5: The thing was when you got that compass in maths
Speaker 5: class that had the pointing in he was just too
Speaker 5: ent desks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Agent, I got caught smoking in a storage shed
Speaker 4: belonging to the school with three mates during recess, were
Speaker 4: caught by the vicar Nita sam now an atheist. Fergus,
Speaker 4: you must have gone to a posh school. Fergus felled
Speaker 4: your Latin test. You got detention, Richie. I said to
Speaker 4: the IT teacher at my Catholic comprehensive school that the
Speaker 4: computer I was trying to use was a bugget, and
Speaker 4: I got a letter sent home for unfit language. Becoming
Speaker 4: a young man, Jim. When they said you are letting down, Lisa,
Speaker 4: tell you off go. You are letting down the badge
Speaker 4: on your blazer and the fine name of the school,
Speaker 4: and let you. He gave a crap about the school name,
Speaker 4: the good name of this school. You up. We expected
Speaker 4: you to uphold its values.
Speaker 5: I remember you mostly didn't care about getting a detention
Speaker 5: unless your parents would it in some way. The lake
Speaker 5: Time Ones school.
Speaker 4: That was really bad. H Tristan, I got attention for
Speaker 4: fighting with my future best friend at recess. Cried so
Speaker 4: hard when I had to tell my parents, who then
Speaker 4: spent most of the even trying to reassure me that
Speaker 4: everything was all right. Let's go to Lillian Morning. Lilian Morning, Lillian,
Speaker 4: what did you get a detention for?
Speaker 10: I went to a private Catholic school, girls school, and
Speaker 10: we were sitting in our parking class in one of
Speaker 10: the girls through a half eaten apan all out the
Speaker 10: window and it actually hit the principal, who was a nun,
Speaker 10: and so we were all put on to attention for
Speaker 10: two hours until someone owned up to doing it.
Speaker 4: My god, I'm spartacus, I'm spartacus. Well now I's going
Speaker 4: to own up. You can all have attention. Do you
Speaker 4: remember that? It was a real pressure point that whether
Speaker 4: or not you were all going to be strong or not,
Speaker 4: and then if you didn't, and then you didn't want
Speaker 4: to be that nerd that said who it was not
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 10: But anyhow, she owned up after two hours, so we
Speaker 10: all got taken out of attention. She got depended.
Speaker 4: I tell you what though, I went to a Catholic
Speaker 4: school as well. Udonamous with those nuns. They are not
Speaker 4: terrifying people. Terrifying people all right Lydia, thank you very
Speaker 4: much the.
Speaker 2: Story Christian no connall's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show talking about what do you get a
Speaker 4: detention for? At school? Today? On the show, Christian when
Speaker 4: I was in grade five, I got a detention because
Speaker 4: I watched Beverly Hills cop and decided to be great
Speaker 4: prank to put a banana in my teacher's exhaust pipe.
Speaker 4: Lucky that that happened to you, Eddie. Maybe you should
Speaker 4: have phone in one day inspired by the movies. Christian,
Speaker 4: I got to attention for a week. A week's attention.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know that was a thing. This is
Speaker 4: from Dez. I introduced my mate in a drama role
Speaker 4: at a school play as mister our soul. Week long
Speaker 4: detention for weeks, foul language. It's all petty crimes, doesn't
Speaker 4: it really? I refuse that Wendy refused to take her
Speaker 4: coat off in a French class bit chilly, and she
Speaker 4: got detention for that. Christian, I got detention. Do you
Speaker 4: remember that? Do you guys just have the detention slip
Speaker 4: for the after school one you have to take home
Speaker 4: to your parents. Yes, yeah, I got a detention slip.
Speaker 4: I still have a Christian, It says on the Dueling
Speaker 4: with Hazardous Poles, Christian had to do circuits instead of
Speaker 4: a attention twenty times around the school playing fields for
Speaker 4: copying French homework. Christian, I used to breasically question the
Speaker 4: existence of God in our religious classes. Oh, the teacher
Speaker 4: must have loved.
Speaker 5: You too, that remark. Actually, the one before that reminded
Speaker 5: me of the worst detention I got was when the
Speaker 5: science teacher left the class and we were doing a test.
Speaker 5: I went up to the front and someone who'd already
Speaker 5: handed in their test I took it to copy normal,
Speaker 5: and then she came back before I was able to
Speaker 5: put it back again, so I.
Speaker 4: Had to shame. What did you say?
Speaker 5: I had to get another kid to pretend they found
Speaker 5: it in the yard and it'd been discarded. I said,
Speaker 5: go and take this back to the science teacher.
Speaker 4: What that's a story that we get for cooler and
Speaker 4: you go, we don't want them on there? And did
Speaker 4: she believe that? But no.
Speaker 5: What happened then is she went through the two tests
Speaker 5: and I got all the same wrong answers as the
Speaker 5: person who I copied off, So she knew it was me.
Speaker 4: And the moral of that, children is cheats never prosper. Jason,
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 4: How are you. I'm good, Jason. So what did you
Speaker 4: get a school detention for?
Speaker 11: Well, I narrowly avoided attention. So I started in the
Speaker 11: woodwork room, include the whole room.
Speaker 4: It was that bad.
Speaker 11: It was like a rat crawled up and died sort
Speaker 11: of stuff. And when I got out there, the teacher
Speaker 11: was that disgusted that he said, if you don't own up,
Speaker 11: you copied attention. And Wayne Danaher looked at me and
Speaker 11: said to that was you. And I I was fighting
Speaker 11: so hard that I to laugh not to laugh because
Speaker 11: I was so proud of the moment. But yeah, I
Speaker 11: just narrowly avoid it because.
Speaker 4: Of the moment. Okay, Jason, thank you. Hashtag proud of
Speaker 4: the moment.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, Christian. A whole class received at attention
Speaker 4: when the science teacher went to the lab behind the classroom. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they always just have that little narrow sort of chemistry
Speaker 4: store room for all the Bunsen burners and the gorse
Speaker 4: mats and the rubber tubing and the conical flasks. They
Speaker 4: should have a mute kind of assistant as well. They
Speaker 4: used to help them set up. Remember stration of the day,
Speaker 4: which of bernapina to make feature the protein content, the
Speaker 4: load of fillers do with that knowledge now. Anyway, the
Speaker 4: whole class Christian ran out to hide from them. Thought,
Speaker 4: we're a great prank. That is a great prank. I
Speaker 4: hope that still happens these days. I remember the angry
Speaker 4: girls should come back in the classroom seeing we're all missing,
Speaker 4: not laughing, and then chasing us.
Speaker 12: Down to the.
Speaker 4: Trying around. Oh see, some things.
Speaker 5: I think a great TeamWorks. Everybody had to buy into
Speaker 5: that prank.
Speaker 4: Should be rewarded for that kind of work. All right,
Speaker 4: we got a couple of phone in topics that we've
Speaker 4: had over the last couple of days where we want
Speaker 4: to try out this morning one of the mat she's
Speaker 4: just come from a message one of you said with
Speaker 4: us about detention you got after being in by Beverly
Speaker 4: Hills cop where in one of the seems Eddie Murphy
Speaker 4: puts a banana in the tailpipe of his boss who's
Speaker 4: fallen out with I remember as a kid thinking Ednie
Speaker 4: Murphy he don't care, he's so wild, he doesn't care
Speaker 4: for his career. This is nuts, because the guy's going
Speaker 4: to come out, start the car and Alarity's going to ensue.
Speaker 4: So inspired by the movies, listener dares thought he'd do
Speaker 4: that to his school teacher's exhaust pipe. Larity did not
Speaker 4: ensue a detention did so inspired by the movies? What
Speaker 4: did you do trying to recreate or something you saw
Speaker 4: from the movies? Nine four one four three? On Friday night,
Speaker 4: my wife and I were out for dinner and it
Speaker 4: was chaos in there, and my wife, because I don't complain,
Speaker 4: my wife was complaining about why. It was like over now,
Speaker 4: you know what? You were like, actually, what is going on?
Speaker 4: And this poor sort of really stressed waiter came over
Speaker 4: and said, I really saw him. They fired the headway
Speaker 4: to a couple of hours ago. We were like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, what for he goes well? Shouldn' really say anything?
Speaker 4: But he's gone now. It was the second time he
Speaker 4: was caught eating cake on the fridge with his hands,
Speaker 4: and they got cameras everywhere in the kitchen for food
Speaker 4: and health and safety, so they had to let this
Speaker 4: guy go. So they actually had no chef. I said,
Speaker 4: so what's the one it goes well? The sort of
Speaker 4: junior chefs that hadn't been fully trained out and actually
Speaker 4: we were like, do you know what can we cannot
Speaker 4: that chicken it's actually not worth it.
Speaker 5: And don't send us the half eaten care for dessert.
Speaker 4: So I'm looking for your stories about why you got
Speaker 4: fired or let go of nine four one four one
Speaker 4: oh four to three. And last week we were talking
Speaker 4: about being stuck, and we've got this great story from
Speaker 4: one of you. We've got this great story from one of.
Speaker 13: The old man. He's had a bad back for a
Speaker 13: lot of his years now, and he decided to buy
Speaker 13: himself a inverting machine. It's got it out and his
Speaker 13: garage drapped his ankles in and lifted his arms up
Speaker 13: in the air and he sort of flipped upside down
Speaker 13: pretty aggressively and sort of got stuck in his garage
Speaker 13: hanging from his ankles.
Speaker 4: So we're looking for your story. It's about being upside down?
Speaker 4: Why were you upside down? So three ways you to
Speaker 4: join the show today. We have our brand new they
Speaker 4: are actually very nice and slannish and warm show beanies.
Speaker 4: And we've still got some honeycoveted bin stickers as well
Speaker 4: to give away for all calls today. So inspired by
Speaker 4: the movies Fired, Why were You Fired? And upside Down?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show Your Stories Today. We've got three ways
Speaker 4: you can join the show today with your stories. Why
Speaker 4: were you upside down? Strange, unusual ways you were fired?
Speaker 4: Why were you fired? And never done anything? Inspired by
Speaker 4: the movies? Christian Inspired by the movies. My brother and
Speaker 4: I used to put water in our mouths and slow
Speaker 4: punch each other to replicate the sweat and spit coming
Speaker 4: off Rocky and Ivandrago when they fought In Rocky four.
Speaker 4: Matthew Wants jumped off a small roof using an umbrella
Speaker 4: inspired bearing Mary Poppins. Listen, that is evil a sho
Speaker 4: going back quards. If you're trying to do that. Let's
Speaker 4: go to Julia now, good morning, Julia.
Speaker 8: Hey, good morning everyone.
Speaker 14: How are you?
Speaker 4: We're going Julia and Julia? So inspired by the movies?
Speaker 4: What was it for you?
Speaker 14: Okay, so it was like at the eighties. It was
Speaker 14: actually a cult TV show called Prisoner. Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 14: So I won't say that. I'm not going to mention
Speaker 14: the school because it was a really exclusive private girls
Speaker 14: school and this show was forbidden and it was quite
Speaker 14: a tough movie to watch. And there's only four of
Speaker 14: us that were allowed to watch it. Okay, So one
Speaker 14: day we decided we used to love role play and
Speaker 14: playing prisoner at school and we got banned for it too,
Speaker 14: and we got in trouble. But we thought we're going
Speaker 14: to flood the girl's toilet so we could go a
Speaker 14: mop Judy and clean it up, so we could be
Speaker 14: be Frankie Lizzie Dori.
Speaker 4: I mean, look, it's gate to have role models in life.
Speaker 4: I'm just not sure that's the right role models to
Speaker 4: have those prisoners there for a reason.
Speaker 14: Yes, and over the Fabulous Did you ever watch it?
Speaker 4: Yes? Yeah, yeah, it was a big cult show in
Speaker 4: the UK, so I was people over the world.
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 9: It was great.
Speaker 14: I know everyone wanted to beb some of us wanted
Speaker 14: to be the freak vinegar tits. It was Erica.
Speaker 13: Also, I didn't mean to say that, gotcha.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, let me getting into a very deep dive,
Speaker 4: a podcast level of depth with that TV show. But
Speaker 4: all right, Julia, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: She cool, Thank you.
Speaker 8: Bye.
Speaker 4: I think Julia clared for ten or twenty minutes. Have
Speaker 4: a real go to the whole cast down on IMDb.
Speaker 8: Carlos, Yes, good morning, guys, how are.
Speaker 4: You we heard Carlos so inspired by the movies, what's
Speaker 4: your story, Carlos.
Speaker 8: Yes, So in nineteen eighty two, graduated from high school,
Speaker 8: and so on the school holidays, I went and watched
Speaker 8: the movie Stripes with Bill Murray. Great movie, and I thought, yeah,
Speaker 8: great movie. And I thought, oh, this is it, this
Speaker 8: is my career.
Speaker 4: I want to go join the army.
Speaker 8: So the following week I went to join the Army
Speaker 8: General Enlistenment. And then a few months later I was
Speaker 8: like Pook getting off the bus and I had a
Speaker 8: corporal in my face shouting at me, and I thought,
Speaker 8: what have I done?
Speaker 5: This is not as funny as there's no Bill Murray
Speaker 5: here or John Candy or Harold Ramus.
Speaker 4: It's now full metal jacket. It's a very different movie.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, crying for the first two weeks every night
Speaker 8: and dead.
Speaker 4: So what happened to me?
Speaker 8: What have I done?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 8: Six years later? What you sign on the dotted line
Speaker 8: for six years? So yeah, there was a It was
Speaker 8: a commitment for six years, and but it was good.
Speaker 8: It ended up all right at the end.
Speaker 4: And what are you doing now?
Speaker 8: I drive even now, so each morning I'm up at
Speaker 8: four in the morning, I wait for you guys to
Speaker 8: clock on at six. So I listened to Patsy at
Speaker 8: five thirty when she does the news bulletin, and yeah,
Speaker 8: I'll spend my days driving most morning.
Speaker 4: Good on you. Carlos was sending some prizes. Thanks for
Speaker 4: the story, but it's a great one.
Speaker 8: Thanks, have a good one, See you guys.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: There are signs when you suddenly realize you are a
Speaker 4: grown up. You are an adult.
Speaker 12: Is when you start eating HP sort having a very
Speaker 12: specific way of putting dishes in the dishwasher.
Speaker 10: I bought the string for the glasses.
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one oh four three. What are
Speaker 4: the signs you're an adult? Patsy, you brought someone this week?
Speaker 4: Is really officially for.
Speaker 5: Grown ups I have.
Speaker 3: I had a bit of a slip in the shower
Speaker 3: at the weekend, so I did invest, I will say,
Speaker 3: in a non slip mat for the showering.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Gord, he's got one of those. So only for
Speaker 5: the very young and the very old streams.
Speaker 3: Jack, You know, you do get to an age where
Speaker 3: you don't like, you don't sort of fall over, you
Speaker 3: have a fall.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, it's suddenly a slip or fall is
Speaker 4: actually bad news, and people go in hush tones. Have
Speaker 4: you heard about marine? She had a fall? And you know, oh,
Speaker 4: that's not someone who's twenty or thirty. It's brittle, fragile bones.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, you're never was we haven't seen
Speaker 4: some friends for a while. And she went, I just
Speaker 4: before you go, you need to know that she had
Speaker 4: she had a fall, and she's not quite one hundred
Speaker 4: percent and never will again. And I was thinking, but
Speaker 4: this person was absolutely fine. There was nothing wrong with them.
Speaker 4: I couldn't work out. I didn't want to ask, is
Speaker 4: there something wrong with you? After that fall? So have
Speaker 4: you got one of those mats that aren't when you
Speaker 4: come out and you're drying off the shower, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: Oh no, they sucked into the bottom. You'll have that
Speaker 4: walk in bath suit. It's not that door you see
Speaker 4: it on those midnight infomercials for you, your mum and
Speaker 4: dad when they're old in the care terrible.
Speaker 3: Because as you're falling, you've got nothing to grab onto
Speaker 3: because it's all glass. It's just like slip down the glass.
Speaker 4: That'sidely, this is it you. By the end of the
Speaker 4: you have the railing there you will, and then you'll
Speaker 4: have a you will, then you'll have a chair. You will,
Speaker 4: you have all of it. You start buying it now.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show. Earlier we were talking about strange unusual
Speaker 4: reasons you got fired, Christian. I got fired because I
Speaker 4: handed in my friend. This is this is insane. I
Speaker 4: got fired because I handed in my resignation. I handed
Speaker 4: my resignation and I said that I would obviously work
Speaker 4: the two weeks notice period. My boss wasn't happy that
Speaker 4: I'd resigned, so fired me on the spot. Who the hell?
Speaker 4: What are you working for for? Your what kind of
Speaker 4: nut job? I am very unhappy that you are fine.
Speaker 4: No I'm leaving. No, no, you're leaving right now. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's what I just said. All right, nine four one
Speaker 4: four one o four three. What are the signs you
Speaker 4: are an adult? I now used every time we go
Speaker 4: away packing cubes? Oh yeah, this is a This is
Speaker 4: adulting at a high pro level. I feel sorry for
Speaker 4: the people that aren't aware that you can get these
Speaker 4: very cheap. Bit you've got them, Patsy, great, that's where
Speaker 4: I got them from.
Speaker 3: How could these cubes make such an enormous difference in
Speaker 3: the suitcase?
Speaker 12: Tell you what they just do advert now and telling
Speaker 12: you what they do Jack is you've got these little
Speaker 12: z things and you put in you can have one
Speaker 12: of these little cubes.
Speaker 4: They're all different shapes and sizes. Can have your small
Speaker 4: as your underwent all right, and maybe toilet trees that
Speaker 4: can go in that small one and it compresses it all.
Speaker 4: And then you've got one that's say for t shirts.
Speaker 4: Then when you unpack it, it's all it's like pre
Speaker 4: digestive meals.
Speaker 3: It's a laid out on your bed like you to
Speaker 3: do at home. It's just so easy.
Speaker 4: And when you come home, when you come home, lift
Speaker 4: and you put back in the drawer, it's all nicely
Speaker 4: folded by the suitcase. That is like it's got.
Speaker 3: Little grimlins in the case keeping everything tidy.
Speaker 4: Okay, not real technology producing, Kaitlin, what's a sign you're
Speaker 4: an adult?
Speaker 6: Last weekend, my partner and I went to the shops
Speaker 6: to bar a vacuum and it brought us so much joy.
Speaker 2: Would you go No?
Speaker 6: We went Millay the Germans. They say they're.
Speaker 4: Better and what have you gone for? The cordless obviously,
Speaker 4: absolutely not. Why would you Why would you use that
Speaker 4: old thing we got unplugged out of the wall, drag
Speaker 4: it into nets from look for the nearest socket.
Speaker 6: Because as an adult, there's no more joy than when
Speaker 6: your vacuum literally really sucks your carpet off the floor.
Speaker 4: You just get it doesn't do that because it's plugged
Speaker 4: into the wall. Landline love, there.
Speaker 5: Is something about that.
Speaker 4: James Dyson, a great British inventor, makes a great hoover
Speaker 4: with a vacuum with the dice.
Speaker 5: And the batteries. Great for convenience, but it doesn't suck
Speaker 5: the same as the power.
Speaker 4: A mobile phone works just as well as a landline strong.
Speaker 6: It just isn't. It doesn't do as good a job.
Speaker 5: I'd rather let's do a test on the show tomorrow.
Speaker 4: I reckon dison sucks.
Speaker 5: I reckon plugged in has more power.
Speaker 4: How can it be? It's charged by the same way
Speaker 4: electricity because.
Speaker 6: The electricity coming out of the socket I'm sure is more.
Speaker 4: Volat same with your Tesla. It's same with your Tesla.
Speaker 4: That's just a battery that.
Speaker 5: You can have plugged into the wall. So you can't
Speaker 5: really you have.
Speaker 4: To charge it again. See, so what did you get
Speaker 4: in the end of the Mealia got the.
Speaker 6: Melee five hundred bucks and we even tested it out
Speaker 6: on the fake carpet that they have in the store.
Speaker 5: So's ripped paper down for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always easy stuff that comes up, never like
Speaker 4: real hard stuff as well.
Speaker 3: The barrel or the upright the barrel, Oh wow, really
Speaker 3: old school? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, we want to drag it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's it's an old fashioned one stuck under
Speaker 4: the ca Yeah, no, that's it. Yeah. Has even got
Speaker 4: that little thing where you put your foot on it
Speaker 4: and he goes brings it all in. Yes, yes, what
Speaker 4: a great What a great thing that is. But that's
Speaker 4: like an old, unwieldly one. Will have you seen a picture.
Speaker 5: Think, yeah, this is what like a professional cleaner would have.
Speaker 6: Yes, well that one's a bit heavy duty. Ours isn't
Speaker 6: as good as that, but ours is very quiet, so
Speaker 6: you know, normally you'd be quite loud. This one, the Mille,
Speaker 6: the five hundred bucker can't go past it.
Speaker 4: What do you mean quiet vacuums?
Speaker 5: Because it's godless and you know what I reckon you?
Speaker 5: You're actually dating off strength or quietness.
Speaker 4: Yeah, where's that Dyson I've got It makes a head
Speaker 4: of a noise because he's that's gonna work.
Speaker 5: You want, you want a vacuum, do the noisy reassuringly noisy.
Speaker 4: I don't want someone whispery.
Speaker 5: I'm afraid you've got Yeah, you've got a weak back.
Speaker 6: Yet the Germans do it better technology that's quieter.
Speaker 5: When we get around of your house, we're going to notice.
Speaker 4: Going to be embarrassing. I'm going to run my finger
Speaker 4: along things and I'm going to be picking up. I
Speaker 4: have traveled with my dycon and I'll be super charged. Anyway,
Speaker 4: we'll well, I forgot this and called it's when they
Speaker 4: will come to in a minute.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, Christian. I hate to say this, but
Speaker 4: I think there's a bigger motor in the plugging vacuum.
Speaker 4: This is wake up sheep. Call fake facts, fake facts.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you now that dice and I've got we've
Speaker 4: got dogs, we've got cats, budgeryguards, a donkey, an oscillate
Speaker 4: as well. There's so much snakes as well, and it
Speaker 4: sucks it all up.
Speaker 5: No problem, you know what Kaitlin's been doing during that song,
Speaker 5: called her brother in law, who's an electrician, to see
Speaker 5: what's he going to say.
Speaker 6: He said the exact same thing.
Speaker 4: If you just got off the phones list. But yes, sir,
Speaker 4: it doesn't even exist bigger power.
Speaker 2: How does he know?
Speaker 6: Because he's an electrician. He gets how electrical things work.
Speaker 4: There's no other way. I get how it works. But
Speaker 4: I'm telling you now that I don't. I don't surrender
Speaker 4: anything of power with the carders. One's juiced up for
Speaker 4: forty two minutes.
Speaker 6: So he did say for the ones that have the battery,
Speaker 6: they do the same power. They have one hundred percent,
Speaker 6: but only for thirty minutes. The ones in the wall,
Speaker 6: for we know that.
Speaker 5: That's we never know how battery were. Come on, youn't
Speaker 5: have to call your brother in law for that. We
Speaker 5: wanted to know if the sucking power is more power
Speaker 5: the suction.
Speaker 1: So yes, it is.
Speaker 6: Because it has a bigger motor, bigger power, a BIGGI motor.
Speaker 4: I've got six f because it's.
Speaker 6: The big bat on the side of it, tiny little
Speaker 6: dinkly thing.
Speaker 4: It's like a laser can be quite small and pointing,
Speaker 4: but the power it hasn't it.
Speaker 5: We need to do the tests they used to do
Speaker 5: on TV adverse where they suck up all you can
Speaker 5: pick up a bowling ball.
Speaker 4: Get who is this he spoke to? By the way,
Speaker 4: This is my brother in law.
Speaker 6: His name is Mark. He works for P and Z Electrical.
Speaker 4: Get him on next andlease speak to him.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's Show. A disagreement has broken out on the
Speaker 4: show versus corded versus cordless Ierre percent cordless purchaser. Kaitlin
Speaker 4: has bill and still a lot of good money on
Speaker 4: a crappy old fashion from the sixties. Corded, big old
Speaker 4: be you've got to drag around. Certainly, got a cord
Speaker 4: that's about six meters on it, and then you've got
Speaker 4: to unplug it, pull out the chair, put it round
Speaker 4: the back of the couch. Now you're a cleaner. Where'd
Speaker 4: you go? Corded versus cordless definitely.
Speaker 15: Corded meale all the way if I had a choice.
Speaker 4: Really, and surely that the stick's still got the same
Speaker 4: kind of suction power.
Speaker 15: Nah, Caitlin's right, the Meale will suck the carpet off
Speaker 15: the floor. You've got to go dison. You've got to
Speaker 15: go back and forth three or four times.
Speaker 4: But that's okay because that's precision, isn't it. You know
Speaker 4: that's a craft whole house.
Speaker 15: No, no, no, And you've got to empty the diceon.
Speaker 15: If you're doing the whole house, you've got to empty
Speaker 15: the dice in three times because that little canister fills
Speaker 15: up in the second.
Speaker 3: Oh not if you've got a big one. I've got
Speaker 3: the big one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the big one. We need it for the dog
Speaker 4: and cat hair.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 15: No, I've used like from the six up to the
Speaker 15: fifteen the dison and ordered me every time.
Speaker 5: But it doesn't bug you bending down all the time.
Speaker 5: And yeah, powerpoints.
Speaker 15: I use an extension card. So I do the whole
Speaker 15: house for one plugging a lot.
Speaker 4: Of fat, a lot of fun. Now, thank you. Maybe
Speaker 4: I should call I have a good day, No worry.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Last some people with reasoned have texted this show. Now, Christian,
Speaker 4: what is the wattage of the two vacuums? Which everyone
Speaker 4: has the highest wattage will have the more power and
Speaker 4: therefore more suction. Okay, Okay, then when I go home today,
Speaker 4: I'm sad enough to say I will check the wattage
Speaker 4: and we will have a round two tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 4: I'm guessing if yours is quite quiet, it's going to
Speaker 4: be probably a very low wattage. That's it. Can you
Speaker 4: check the wattage?
Speaker 6: I can check the wattage, but I'm telling you now,
Speaker 6: I can say it with my eyes. The strength is uncomparable.
Speaker 5: When you guys go home tonight, please take a photo
Speaker 5: of your wattage. I don't want anyone lying about their
Speaker 5: wattage onto the Morrow Show.
Speaker 4: Don't ever want to have those accusations. Chuck to me.
Speaker 4: Uh so, a lot of people on the show, Well,
Speaker 4: gone to see this psychic. You know you've been to
Speaker 4: see her, Patsy, you went to see her, got a
Speaker 4: lot from her, said she was great, But you said
Speaker 4: Caitlin's been. But you said, Kaitlyn told me that her
Speaker 4: partner's been. I'm very jealous. I want to go and
Speaker 4: see her, but Pats Sarah and my wife has said
Speaker 4: no way. Ah.
Speaker 3: Have you never been to a psychic giver?
Speaker 4: I have?
Speaker 15: I have.
Speaker 4: I love psychics. I think they've definitely got a gift
Speaker 4: you can get a lot of information, So I said,
Speaker 4: why can't I go? Sarah actually said to me, what
Speaker 4: if she said you need to leave me? I said, well,
Speaker 4: while you're just presuming, like I don't think they have
Speaker 4: a you go, oh my god, I'm seeing an image
Speaker 4: of an old crone or something in your life. So
Speaker 4: called the name of her Sarah, Sarah, Sarah is the name.
Speaker 4: Se You're gonna leave that woman right now. You go
Speaker 4: home packing. You don't look back, Christian, you just go,
Speaker 4: all right, you can come and live with me if
Speaker 4: you need to assure. And I'm just suddenly going to
Speaker 4: go and start packing, and my wife's going, where are
Speaker 4: you going? I'm sorry. I know to twenty six years.
Speaker 4: I thought we had a great marriage. But Whence did
Speaker 4: this psychic she said I've got to go.
Speaker 5: I was very convincing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, So I go. Along with some plumbing issues
Speaker 4: that we're going to have to mend, I have to leave.
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Speaker 4: Tomorrow's show today. Yesterday after doing the show, driving back
Speaker 4: homeany to fill up my car? I don't I even
Speaker 4: talked about this, but my wife last week ran out
Speaker 4: of fuel again. It's the third time, third time this year.
Speaker 4: I mean you, you just want these things to happen, Sarah.
Speaker 4: Why she wan't we going to see that psychic someone? That?
Speaker 5: Where did she call from? Is she on the road?
Speaker 4: Yep? And you have to go pick her up? I
Speaker 4: get this by it one about a minute walk from
Speaker 4: around the corner of the house.
Speaker 5: So you can see out of the window.
Speaker 4: I was like, walk, ain't you going to pick you up?
Speaker 4: Walk back? And he shoes Chris No. So anyway, yesterday
Speaker 4: I was filling up my car at the pump and
Speaker 4: I saw something you don't see every day. It was
Speaker 4: a priest in his full flowing robes at the pump,
Speaker 4: filling up his priest mobile. It wasn't actually a priest,
Speaker 4: but it was just a normal kind of car. I
Speaker 4: think it's a tor to Crona. Now. I just presumed.
Speaker 4: I don't know why. Everyone who is also there at
Speaker 4: the garage, we're all looking at each other, catching other
Speaker 4: eye going. You see that very often. Yeah, a priest
Speaker 4: at the pump, he was filling up his car. I
Speaker 4: don't know why. I just presume, Maymber, they have their
Speaker 4: own pump round the back of the church.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or they go in regular civilian clothes then get
Speaker 5: changed into the robes when they get to the church.
Speaker 4: You're right, what is it? Where was he going to?
Speaker 4: Was he late for christening or someone was going on?
Speaker 4: And he's like, damn it, I'm going to run out
Speaker 4: of fuel. I need to fill up here. It's like
Speaker 4: you don't see them like that. Also at Dan Murphy's
Speaker 4: getting that communion wine So anyway, tomorrow on the show,
Speaker 4: I want to your stories of you don't see that
Speaker 4: very often, weird or unusual things you've seen, Like Phats
Speaker 4: he saw a robbery once coming out to seven eleven
Speaker 4: and it didn't say anything. Stick call the police. A
Speaker 4: man in a mask with bags of cash was taking
Speaker 4: often it was a calm knight. I thought he was
Speaker 4: just weird as a car and it was a calm knife.
Speaker 4: There's no crime. They only come out in bad weather.
Speaker 4: They only come out in bad weather, these bad people
Speaker 4: for sleep.
Speaker 3: By the time I got to the city, I realized
Speaker 3: it probably was a robbery. Until light.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Clover God sacks of money with doors hang on
Speaker 5: a minute, Shirtler.
Speaker 4: Like what I see you.
Speaker 5: Dust off that journalism degree.
Speaker 4: If any of them had Patsy up on that grassy kull. So,
Speaker 4: I'm not sure that was part of the pl I'm sure.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they wanted that. I rehearsed that. It just
Speaker 4: seemed a bit chaosic at the end there when he died.
Speaker 5: That simmer overnight if something isn't right, not like no,
Speaker 5: I'm just a journalist because I just picked up all
Speaker 5: this stuff.
Speaker 4: Spidey senses tell me.
Speaker 3: I'm a bit desensitized after all these years.
Speaker 4: You make it sounding your front line sort of war
Speaker 4: of waters went out in Baghdad, seriously, most of the
Speaker 4: news most days. Yet another tobacconist has been said.
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