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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Showtime.

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<v Speaker 3>You could hear the relishment dilk So you're not Pablo Escobar.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four, Fine three,

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<v Speaker 1>Show one one and forty three, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>O'Connell's show, Good On and Jack Morning guys, gime Onne

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<v Speaker 4>and Patsy. So Patsy looks like you feel gutted that

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<v Speaker 4>you actually have to be at work today.

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<v Speaker 3>I am in the money. Can I just say I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what I'm going to spend my money on? First,

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<v Speaker 3>finally got around to yesterday checking my ticket from the

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<v Speaker 3>Powerball draw the other week. That record one hundred and

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<v Speaker 3>fifty million dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>So much money, isn't it, And you haveten to hear

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<v Speaker 4>about the story of someone who forgot they did it.

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<v Speaker 4>It finds out a couple of weeks later, and you

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<v Speaker 4>always think, this is it. I can film me telling

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<v Speaker 4>this story on the project in the next couple of days.

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<v Speaker 4>I've done that before we went. This is significant. I

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<v Speaker 4>need to I need to really sew down and remember

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<v Speaker 4>all the next steps. I picked up the phone, I

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<v Speaker 4>checked the numbers. I'm like it surely can't be, because

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be telling like this with Graham Norton, probably Tom

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<v Speaker 4>Hanks to be there. It didn't read, really, Tom, it

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<v Speaker 4>really happened like this. He's like, please going to be

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<v Speaker 4>in the movie of this tell us again. So what happened, Pats.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm driving to the lotto shop. I thought, what do

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<v Speaker 3>I do first? Or we can pay that off and

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<v Speaker 3>or we do need to do up the bathroom. It's

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<v Speaker 3>been talking about that for ages.

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<v Speaker 4>So I get a bloody house. I know right, no

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<v Speaker 4>one's retail. They're getting ken asking at their gear.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't trust myself to check it myself, just in case,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I throw the ticket out and I actually

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<v Speaker 3>am like a multi billionaire gazillionaire. So I go to

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<v Speaker 3>the shop and I say to the man, would you

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<v Speaker 3>mind checking my ticket? And he said, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 3>like from a couple of weeks a guy. I said,

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<v Speaker 3>I know, and I'm waiting for the bells and the

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<v Speaker 3>whin because when you win something, you hear the ding

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<v Speaker 3>ding ding on his machine.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you yes?

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<v Speaker 3>His has like a little euro winner. The guy the newsagents, Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think that's appropriate because you could get munked

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<v Speaker 4>or something for so much could happen? I want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Target on my head anyway, So I did the ding

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<v Speaker 3>ding ding, and I went oh, and he said, well,

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<v Speaker 3>you've won something. And I said what have I won?

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<v Speaker 3>And he said, you've won two dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Forty Yeah, don't fire up the.

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<v Speaker 3>Cost of the ticket. Two dollars, that's forty.

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<v Speaker 4>What did the ticket cost?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh twenty? I think I got like a twenty five

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<v Speaker 3>dollar ticket. Yeah, like not even barely a soft serve

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<v Speaker 3>each through matters with the family and the dollar.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd love to speak to people they who have actually

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<v Speaker 4>won a decent amount of money on those things.

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<v Speaker 5>The person who I know is one of the most

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<v Speaker 5>is my auntie when we were kids, won seven thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's still division four, Division five, Division five. Don't

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<v Speaker 5>you ever see when they do it on the news?

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<v Speaker 5>So someone wins division one, which is one hundred and fifty.

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<v Speaker 4>Got to be honest, I thought it was like a

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<v Speaker 4>sports thing, so they win promotion or bloody how they

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<v Speaker 4>gamble on anything in this country.

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<v Speaker 5>And then Division two might be like twelve or fifteen

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<v Speaker 5>thousand dollars, and then it slowly goes down until pads

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<v Speaker 5>must have been division ten.

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<v Speaker 4>Win to what division? We you? Is it I can

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<v Speaker 4>meet raffle? Does it go down that?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think I was even in a division?

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<v Speaker 4>Show?

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<v Speaker 5>Beanies, beanies?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's find out this morning who has won

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<v Speaker 4>the most the most?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show, So Saturday's about see. She didn't win

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<v Speaker 4>one hundred and fifty million dollars in the power ball.

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<v Speaker 4>She won two dollars forty today on the show. You

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<v Speaker 4>can call us up anytime if you want. You can

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<v Speaker 4>text me anonymously. I'd love to hear from people have

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<v Speaker 4>actually won a decent amount of money on any of

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<v Speaker 4>the lottoes or powables. On nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 4>four three, Jack Patsy was just asking everyone on the

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<v Speaker 4>team to motivate this morning. How much money would they

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<v Speaker 4>have to win to quit the show and radio and

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<v Speaker 4>not not get up early.

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<v Speaker 5>To quit a job in general?

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<v Speaker 4>Interesting questions because you need a certain amount of money

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<v Speaker 4>and I think all of us have where you think

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<v Speaker 4>this could get me buy the rest of my.

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<v Speaker 3>Life set and forget, and cost.

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<v Speaker 5>Of living is really expensive, and even though we enjoy

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<v Speaker 5>this job and coming in here. There's a certain level

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<v Speaker 5>of money that would make the four thirty am alarm

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<v Speaker 5>for very It's not even.

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<v Speaker 4>That it's it's the night before, isn't it. You think

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<v Speaker 4>I should go to bed and there would go. Actually, there's

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<v Speaker 4>no shit in my life anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>I can stay up as late as I.

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<v Speaker 4>Want, could buy the bloody station. Yes, so what is it?

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<v Speaker 4>What's it for you?

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<v Speaker 5>I think as soon as you get into the millions,

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<v Speaker 5>he would make it. He would make it tricky. But

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<v Speaker 5>you can't. I guess.

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<v Speaker 4>When when Jack doesn't turn up one day, don't call

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<v Speaker 4>it going? Is everything okay going? He finally will, and

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<v Speaker 4>he will never speak to us again.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I would love to like maybe, I'd love to

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<v Speaker 5>we'd love to feel bad about it. Maybe two or

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<v Speaker 5>three times a week i'd come in from seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you would not, I don't think, because actually you

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<v Speaker 4>don't have to sell. You might be out playing golf

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<v Speaker 4>one day and some of the other billionaire buddies go, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>we're off to uh, we're off to Canada tomorrow, and

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<v Speaker 4>our private Jenney go, I'll do that.

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<v Speaker 5>But then, but then when I come back from Canada,

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<v Speaker 5>maybe I'll drop in see my friends do a bit

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<v Speaker 5>of radio still, so I can say I have a job.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm still working. I was still work at the radio station,

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<v Speaker 5>but mostly I'm living off the millions that I want.

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<v Speaker 4>It's alazy, though, isn't it, Because actually what the thing

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<v Speaker 4>that really gets us through life is having meaning in something.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you put all that money in, where would

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<v Speaker 4>you get the meaning from because you wouldn't need to

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<v Speaker 4>do it.

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<v Speaker 5>I watched his duco ages ago about people in the

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<v Speaker 5>US who won big jackpots, and then they catch up

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<v Speaker 5>with him again five and ten years later, and a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of them weren't very happy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's ruin there lasts for a lot of them

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<v Speaker 3>because they don't have plans in place. A lot of

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<v Speaker 3>people actually just blow all the cash.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they buy jet skis, new cars, They do up

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<v Speaker 5>their bathroom all la la.

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<v Speaker 4>I did a TV show about eighteen years ago, and

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<v Speaker 4>the audience each week would be comprised of everybody who

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<v Speaker 4>did the same job, five fighters in one week. And

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<v Speaker 4>then one week we thought it'll be interesting, we go

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<v Speaker 4>susn't We got people who won at least three million

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<v Speaker 4>each on the lottery, right, So that was a whole

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<v Speaker 4>studio audience, right, And afterwards I went out for a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of drinks with them and that, and I was chanting.

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<v Speaker 4>So it was just really interesting to meet these people.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was asking him, didn't make you happy? And

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<v Speaker 4>they said it had changed their lives, but none of

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<v Speaker 4>them said they were any happier. It brought them more choice,

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<v Speaker 4>but he said it ruined all of their friendships and

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<v Speaker 4>cred attention within families as well, because suddenly if anyone

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<v Speaker 4>hears about something or something goes wrong, you're expected to

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<v Speaker 4>pay for it, and the money runs out or dwindles

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<v Speaker 4>a lot quicker than you think it does. And a

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<v Speaker 4>lot said, the thing is, other people who have this

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<v Speaker 4>kind of money, they had to work for years to

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<v Speaker 4>get it, unless they inherited from rich parents. And so

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<v Speaker 4>you kind of like, we don't even fit into their group.

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<v Speaker 4>So other rich people don't accept you because they don't

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<v Speaker 4>think you've earned it the right way. And then one

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<v Speaker 4>of them said he had to go through therapy. He

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<v Speaker 4>really really struggled with it, right, And he said that

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<v Speaker 4>the guy said, it's a it's a syndrome. It's called

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<v Speaker 4>paradise syndrome, where you actually don't think you deserve it

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<v Speaker 4>because just randomly the computer selected you. You haven't done

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<v Speaker 4>anything for it.

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<v Speaker 5>But maybe it's lucky you didn't win yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know you would never know if I had,

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<v Speaker 3>you would never know we would you wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm sorry. I don't think you've been plugging Ancho

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<v Speaker 4>every Friday. It's another products Oh the.

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<v Speaker 2>Week, Christian Connall's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show. But just again, just came to the studio.

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<v Speaker 4>I just went thirty million. I'm gladdy what they're giving

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<v Speaker 4>Carla pay Rise thirty million? That's just what I've just

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<v Speaker 4>crunched a numbers well to take for me at the show,

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<v Speaker 4>thirty million and break down. What would you do once

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<v Speaker 4>you've got your thirty millions? What's the life plan, Caitlin?

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<v Speaker 6>If you win it twenty mil into the ASEX two

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<v Speaker 6>hundred and I'd just live off the dividends of that

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<v Speaker 6>and travel around the world love it.

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<v Speaker 4>What would you do though? Plus you've got that little

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<v Speaker 4>pretentious dog Henry. At most countries you wouldn't able to

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<v Speaker 4>take him.

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<v Speaker 5>Into Remember what happened to Johnny Depp? You trying to

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<v Speaker 5>bring those trying to shut them in the overhead locker.

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<v Speaker 6>I'd only go to countries that would allow him in,

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<v Speaker 6>which I'm happy with.

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<v Speaker 4>And I know Italy really narrows down the travel plans.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you mean you know Italy does? Have you

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<v Speaker 5>actually looked out to take your dog to Italy?

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<v Speaker 4>Breoh? Google it? Now? Can you bring in your pets

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<v Speaker 4>to Italy on holiday? There's no way? Why would they

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<v Speaker 4>want that? Well, that's your life plan sorted today on

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<v Speaker 4>the show, we want to speak to people to hear me.

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<v Speaker 4>We have actually won a decent amount of money on

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<v Speaker 4>any of the lottoes of the Lottery ten. For my

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<v Speaker 4>fifth eighth birthday, I won six hundred dollars on a ticket.

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<v Speaker 4>Might as well I've been the one hundred and fifty million.

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<v Speaker 4>How excited it was. That is a huge up money

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<v Speaker 4>at that age, right, so much money Christians this morning

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<v Speaker 4>took him out. I have you one who think in

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<v Speaker 4>nineteen ninety three my mom and dad won eight hundred thousand.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Also in the nineties, that's probably worth a couple of million.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you always do that when you think about you

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<v Speaker 4>add on a couple of million. You have no idea

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<v Speaker 4>what the wrote one hundred and twenty Mili eight hundred

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<v Speaker 4>thousand and nineteen ninety three in current prices. They played

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<v Speaker 4>the same number for over twenty years and winning eight

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<v Speaker 4>hundred thousand dollars. Also, houses would have been so much

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<v Speaker 4>cheaper than buy a house that yeah you reckon you

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<v Speaker 4>get on now six thousands.

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<v Speaker 5>For that twenty Ask them what they did with the money.

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<v Speaker 5>I know it's on text, but.

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<v Speaker 7>They're just about to tell me here. It's really sorry

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<v Speaker 7>because they put it in. They probably thought Jack albe

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<v Speaker 7>no one of the one want to know? I guess

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<v Speaker 7>as if it's a producers, haven't orders quit.

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<v Speaker 4>The money allowed them to buy a new house, travel

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<v Speaker 4>which they'd never done before, and live comfortably for the

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<v Speaker 4>rest of their lives. That's amazing. Thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 4>Sharon for tax in all right, then, today's filling in

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<v Speaker 4>the name of one thousand dollars up to for you

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<v Speaker 4>to win. Filling in the name of one thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 4>you to win right now. Thanks you. Smile Solutions Transform

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<v Speaker 4>Your Smile were the specialists as Smile Solutions located in

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<v Speaker 4>the iconic Manchester Unity Building. What is the song Jack

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<v Speaker 4>is doing in the dentist chair today? Let's play the acting.

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<v Speaker 8>Say.

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<v Speaker 6>Have you listened to any good songs recently?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh fool for well?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, all all.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, lines over, now, what do you think the song is?

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<v Speaker 4>Get it right and you win one thousand lots in cash?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you quit your job with that?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show this morning, we're asking if everyone a

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<v Speaker 4>significant amount of money or decent amount of cash from

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<v Speaker 4>any form of lottery. Christian my cousin won about seventy

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<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars in a work lotto syndicate in nineteen ninety one.

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<v Speaker 4>The group of them won two point six million, then

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<v Speaker 4>split it thirty seven ways. Interest rates at the time

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<v Speaker 4>were about seventeen percent, so he was able to pay

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<v Speaker 4>off his crippling mortgage over night. But he's the kicker.

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<v Speaker 4>Thirty seven of them were in the syndicate, but thirty

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<v Speaker 4>nine people were at the workplace. The remaining two pass

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<v Speaker 4>on the invite to be part of the syndica to

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<v Speaker 4>missed out on seventy thousand dollars each, And of course

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<v Speaker 4>most of them just still carried on working there. But

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<v Speaker 4>knowing that that is awkward, that is you have to do?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what? Phats I'm sure you must have reported

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<v Speaker 4>on these over these there are so many legal cases

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<v Speaker 4>where someone was off sick so that yeah, people were

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<v Speaker 4>ten years and then they missed one, miss one them.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the one that comes in and they go to

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<v Speaker 4>court and they I don't think they get the money,

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<v Speaker 4>but there's been a load of these cases, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>This morning's filling in the name of filling in the

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<v Speaker 4>name of one thousand dollars in cashire on every single

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<v Speaker 4>day of this week thanks to Smile Solutions, Transform your

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<v Speaker 4>smile with a specialist at Smile Solutions in the iconic

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<v Speaker 4>Manchester Unity Building, it's going to work out what the

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<v Speaker 4>song is. Jack is doing in the dentist chair while

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<v Speaker 4>we all oh fool love for Adam.

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Morning out and welcome for the show. Why do you

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<v Speaker 4>think the song is?

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<v Speaker 9>I think it is Can you Feel the Love Tonight?

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<v Speaker 9>By the good old famous Elton.

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<v Speaker 4>John well done is famous. It's the famous Elton John

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<v Speaker 4>made no mistake in case you heard that one. Elton

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<v Speaker 4>Who there, he's Elton John, Adam well done. You win

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<v Speaker 4>a thousand dollars in cash.

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<v Speaker 9>Thank you so much, guys, have a lovely day. You guys,

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<v Speaker 9>make the morning fantastic.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh bless you. You've made us, sir and Adam. What

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<v Speaker 4>you're going to do with your money? Mate?

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<v Speaker 9>Well, my little daughter lost her first tooth yesterday, so

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<v Speaker 9>I think the tooth fair is going to be a

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<v Speaker 9>little bit special.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna sat in president down a thousand bucks lopelow

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<v Speaker 4>and a honeynose.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, we might go to the movies, might go see Garfield,

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<v Speaker 9>and might hire a little limousine for a couple of hundreds.

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<v Speaker 4>So make it.

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<v Speaker 9>Special day for her.

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<v Speaker 5>Such a great idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I come along too? I love the Garfield movie

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<v Speaker 4>that came out about twenty years ago. At Bill Murray

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<v Speaker 4>is the voice. I think Chris Pratt is Garfer this time.

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<v Speaker 4>I love Garfield.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, very good movie. Thank you so much guy, I'm

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<v Speaker 9>so appreciated.

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<v Speaker 4>Shun that limodor on my photo at the windows just

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<v Speaker 4>going up. That's your favorite DJing who said you love

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<v Speaker 4>the show? To make your morning?

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<v Speaker 5>Christian just pushed the money through the window.

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<v Speaker 4>Off you go, all right, Adam, Well done.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show. Hey, good morning, is Christian O'Connell here?

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<v Speaker 4>It is carded seventh Thursday morning. On my way into

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<v Speaker 4>the radio station. This morning, I went on a little

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<v Speaker 4>Maca's drive through and Saint kild and I got myself

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<v Speaker 4>a cheek it ort a hot chocolate and the this

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<v Speaker 4>occasion is like a warm hug for my soul. And

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<v Speaker 4>normally that's on I'm on. The employees are students, and

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<v Speaker 4>because there are a lot of regular customers that time

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<v Speaker 4>of the early hours of the day in Saint this

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<v Speaker 4>guy recognized me and he listens to the show and

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<v Speaker 4>he said, hello, Christian. There is a joy when someone

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<v Speaker 4>says hello to you another human being, very early in

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<v Speaker 4>the morning, right just hearing your own name said you

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<v Speaker 4>were like, my god, someone knows them up and a

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<v Speaker 4>live right now. So I thought, this morning, we're going

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<v Speaker 4>to try and say good morning to as many of

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<v Speaker 4>you as possible wherever you are right now. Listen to

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<v Speaker 4>the show where you outwork on your way to out

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<v Speaker 4>walking the dogs, whatever you're doing. Let me know what

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<v Speaker 4>your name is where you are, and we'll say hello

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<v Speaker 4>after this song. So text us in four seven five

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<v Speaker 4>three one oh four three, text me oh four seven

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<v Speaker 4>five o three one o four three your name and

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<v Speaker 4>what you're up to and we say hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Next Christian no Connall's show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show. Someone said, good morning Christian, this morning right.

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<v Speaker 4>It just made me feel so happy. So we're a

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<v Speaker 4>return that good deed to you this morning. We're going

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<v Speaker 4>to try and cram in sixty seconds the good morning minute.

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<v Speaker 4>How many good mornings can we give away this morning

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<v Speaker 4>to you guys? All right, let's do it. Good mine, Good,

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning do you? Good morning to Ruper in Country

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<v Speaker 4>Victoria Place called Bagshot. We are the only radio show

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<v Speaker 4>he's ever listened to. Morning to Melissa doing upper bathroom

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<v Speaker 4>right now. Good morning to Tara driving the kids to childcare.

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<v Speaker 4>Best job in the world. Good morning to Peter loading

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<v Speaker 4>his truck. Jackie boy Good morning to Lisa and Bentley.

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<v Speaker 5>She says, Hi, team, I'm doing my morning cycle down

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<v Speaker 5>Beach Road.

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<v Speaker 3>Patsy Yeah, Brandon Roussett werribe down my way. Please say

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<v Speaker 3>good morning to my grumpy friend, Joshua Boyle.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning to Ray driving a truck.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning to Janelle and carram Down. She is a

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<v Speaker 5>garbologist working in the Cranbolle West area.

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<v Speaker 3>And another one out my way Hoppers crossing Keith Goodwin.

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<v Speaker 3>Very good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 5>Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>Pat's working hard in a locksmithing workshop building locks.

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<v Speaker 4>Marty says good morning to us. Thank you Marty, and

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<v Speaker 4>good morning Marty.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning to Pat Leicester and Cranburne. Big Pat truck driver.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh sorry mat Hi, Kristin and team Nick for Berry

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<v Speaker 3>Warren North here heading to the city on the Moner.

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<v Speaker 3>Good luck, have an amazing day.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning to a run out of time. Goodrning to

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<v Speaker 4>Janine walking on dog Clancy.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning to Emma Osbourne. Christian, it is Emma. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>driving my son Tim work.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi Emma. Good morning to Jasmine uber driver. Listen to

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<v Speaker 4>the show right now on the Gold Coast. Jack post

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<v Speaker 4>flies up next Thursday. Can you pick him up? Jasmine

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<v Speaker 4>and his golf club. Thank you, Francis. On our way

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<v Speaker 4>to the CBD. Amanda on the East Link driving to work,

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<v Speaker 4>and good morning to phil In Lily Dell warming up

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<v Speaker 4>his car. Good morning to you, Good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you like doing that? Let's do that again.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show right now on the show, and then

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<v Speaker 4>we're getting back into the eights at of school, it's

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<v Speaker 4>all about the letter D this week or DA. So

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<v Speaker 4>if you're a wild and crazy guy like Jack and I,

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<v Speaker 4>we got detentions, old square bear Patsy didn't get one.

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<v Speaker 4>I got quite a few, actually, and one of the

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<v Speaker 4>main ones was from do you remember when it was raining?

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<v Speaker 4>You wouldn't have had a lot of this office in Australia,

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<v Speaker 4>but we did in the UK. It was really miserable

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<v Speaker 4>during the winter because you weren't allowed to go outside

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<v Speaker 4>during break and recess indoor time. That was the highlight

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<v Speaker 4>of the day, just getting out there in the prison yard,

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<v Speaker 4>and so you used to have to stay indoors and

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<v Speaker 4>have your break indoors, and then some poor teacher would

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<v Speaker 4>have to keep an eye on you because unfortunately you

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<v Speaker 4>look up the prisoners without letting them outside. It got

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<v Speaker 4>feral in there you're in. The windows would all steam

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<v Speaker 4>up in there and you'd draw rude symbols on the windows,

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<v Speaker 4>and so there was always a teacher that to give

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<v Speaker 4>up their lunch break to watch you horrible lot, and

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<v Speaker 4>so the teacher would just be in there for a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of minutes, then they buger off, probably have a cigarette,

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<v Speaker 4>cry shot of whiskey and then come back round again.

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<v Speaker 4>And so there would be about sort of a hundred

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<v Speaker 4>of us in there in at desks, about eighty deaths.

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<v Speaker 4>So we started this game. You had to try and

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<v Speaker 4>like crocodiles, jumping on the crocodile heads. You were trying

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<v Speaker 4>and jump as many run across as many desks as

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<v Speaker 4>possible before somewhere the teacher's coming. Anyway, I got caught.

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<v Speaker 4>They didn't turn them when the teachers were coming in.

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<v Speaker 4>You remember they said Yeo's surname if they were angry,

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<v Speaker 4>Oh God, get down. There were two types of attention.

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<v Speaker 4>There was a normal detention, which was the next day's

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<v Speaker 4>lunch break when you had to go and sit in silence.

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<v Speaker 4>Or there was the head master's attention, when you had

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<v Speaker 4>to go and sit in his office right at the

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<v Speaker 4>end of the day for an hour while he just

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<v Speaker 4>sort of did his admin. And the head masters were

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<v Speaker 4>always terrified, weren't they.

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<v Speaker 5>We only had we had two types of detention. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>sit in silence with the other people who have got detention.

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<v Speaker 5>Or yard duty, which was going up.

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<v Speaker 4>And picking was the worst one because your mates always

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<v Speaker 4>go you missed a bit there and chuck rubbish down

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<v Speaker 4>and you had that little grab a thing in the sack.

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<v Speaker 4>It was humidia. But if it was your best day ever,

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<v Speaker 4>just following and going, you've missed a book there. So

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<v Speaker 4>what did you get a detention for? Jackie Boyd? You've

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<v Speaker 4>got detention, didn't you? What do you get?

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<v Speaker 5>I would get detentions for not wearing a blaze and

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<v Speaker 5>not tucking my shirt in. I wore a beanie a

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<v Speaker 5>lot at school when you beanies weren't on. This guy

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<v Speaker 5>allowed uniform wow. And then once I got a wrong

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<v Speaker 5>detention for I got detention for breaking the drum teacher's drumstick,

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<v Speaker 5>which I didn't do.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was the first person a kid then being

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<v Speaker 4>wrong for their kids.

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<v Speaker 5>That's first how I realized, Hey, there's no justice for

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<v Speaker 5>the common man. Say it's a detention. Where do I

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<v Speaker 5>get to stand in front of my peers and say

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<v Speaker 5>that I did not break that drumstick?

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<v Speaker 4>Where's my twelve angry man?

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<v Speaker 5>Where's the evidence?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>How did you get blamed for it?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>He just said I saw you in the music room

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<v Speaker 5>over lunchtime. You were the only one in there, which

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't true. There were other kids and there no one

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<v Speaker 5>owned up to it.

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<v Speaker 4>These things, there's scars that lay lifetime. So what did

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<v Speaker 4>you get a detention for?

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<v Speaker 2>Give us a call The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show, Christian Means and Friends. Scrived off a lesson,

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<v Speaker 4>bunked off empty class some we found that looked over

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<v Speaker 4>some back gardens where he saw a woman with sunbathing.

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<v Speaker 4>We were looking. A husband saw us and complain to

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<v Speaker 4>the school. Oh oh you got call you little purse.

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<v Speaker 4>James love it. I bet you tears can have a

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<v Speaker 4>bloody wife. Mate could suddenly brings out his wife a

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<v Speaker 4>cup of tea and lemonade. A load of horny boys

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<v Speaker 4>watching Laura. Yes, Christian, I got a detention for drinking

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<v Speaker 4>my drink after I left the dinner hall. Done, done, done, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>I carved my name into my desk board during a

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<v Speaker 4>chemistry lesson in retrospect. It wasn't the best idea to

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<v Speaker 4>carve my full name. I tried to deny it. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>mister Peter Sanson.

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<v Speaker 5>The thing was when you got that compass in maths

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<v Speaker 5>class that had the pointing in he was just too

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<v Speaker 5>ent desks.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Agent, I got caught smoking in a storage shed

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<v Speaker 4>belonging to the school with three mates during recess, were

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<v Speaker 4>caught by the vicar Nita sam now an atheist. Fergus,

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<v Speaker 4>you must have gone to a posh school. Fergus felled

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<v Speaker 4>your Latin test. You got detention, Richie. I said to

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<v Speaker 4>the IT teacher at my Catholic comprehensive school that the

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<v Speaker 4>computer I was trying to use was a bugget, and

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<v Speaker 4>I got a letter sent home for unfit language. Becoming

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<v Speaker 4>a young man, Jim. When they said you are letting down, Lisa,

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<v Speaker 4>tell you off go. You are letting down the badge

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<v Speaker 4>on your blazer and the fine name of the school,

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<v Speaker 4>and let you. He gave a crap about the school name,

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<v Speaker 4>the good name of this school. You up. We expected

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<v Speaker 4>you to uphold its values.

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<v Speaker 5>I remember you mostly didn't care about getting a detention

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<v Speaker 5>unless your parents would it in some way. The lake

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<v Speaker 5>Time Ones school.

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<v Speaker 4>That was really bad. H Tristan, I got attention for

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<v Speaker 4>fighting with my future best friend at recess. Cried so

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<v Speaker 4>hard when I had to tell my parents, who then

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<v Speaker 4>spent most of the even trying to reassure me that

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<v Speaker 4>everything was all right. Let's go to Lillian Morning. Lilian Morning, Lillian,

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<v Speaker 4>what did you get a detention for?

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<v Speaker 10>I went to a private Catholic school, girls school, and

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<v Speaker 10>we were sitting in our parking class in one of

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<v Speaker 10>the girls through a half eaten apan all out the

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<v Speaker 10>window and it actually hit the principal, who was a nun,

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<v Speaker 10>and so we were all put on to attention for

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<v Speaker 10>two hours until someone owned up to doing it.

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<v Speaker 4>My god, I'm spartacus, I'm spartacus. Well now I's going

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<v Speaker 4>to own up. You can all have attention. Do you

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<v Speaker 4>remember that? It was a real pressure point that whether

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<v Speaker 4>or not you were all going to be strong or not,

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<v Speaker 4>and then if you didn't, and then you didn't want

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<v Speaker 4>to be that nerd that said who it was not

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<v Speaker 4>at all.

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<v Speaker 10>But anyhow, she owned up after two hours, so we

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<v Speaker 10>all got taken out of attention. She got depended.

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<v Speaker 4>I tell you what though, I went to a Catholic

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<v Speaker 4>school as well. Udonamous with those nuns. They are not

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<v Speaker 4>terrifying people. Terrifying people all right Lydia, thank you very

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<v Speaker 4>much the.

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<v Speaker 2>Story Christian no connall's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show talking about what do you get a

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<v Speaker 4>detention for? At school? Today? On the show, Christian when

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<v Speaker 4>I was in grade five, I got a detention because

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<v Speaker 4>I watched Beverly Hills cop and decided to be great

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<v Speaker 4>prank to put a banana in my teacher's exhaust pipe.

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<v Speaker 4>Lucky that that happened to you, Eddie. Maybe you should

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<v Speaker 4>have phone in one day inspired by the movies. Christian,

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<v Speaker 4>I got to attention for a week. A week's attention.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't even know that was a thing. This is

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<v Speaker 4>from Dez. I introduced my mate in a drama role

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<v Speaker 4>at a school play as mister our soul. Week long

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<v Speaker 4>detention for weeks, foul language. It's all petty crimes, doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>it really? I refuse that Wendy refused to take her

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<v Speaker 4>coat off in a French class bit chilly, and she

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<v Speaker 4>got detention for that. Christian, I got detention. Do you

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<v Speaker 4>remember that? Do you guys just have the detention slip

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<v Speaker 4>for the after school one you have to take home

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<v Speaker 4>to your parents. Yes, yeah, I got a detention slip.

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<v Speaker 4>I still have a Christian, It says on the Dueling

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<v Speaker 4>with Hazardous Poles, Christian had to do circuits instead of

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<v Speaker 4>a attention twenty times around the school playing fields for

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<v Speaker 4>copying French homework. Christian, I used to breasically question the

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<v Speaker 4>existence of God in our religious classes. Oh, the teacher

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<v Speaker 4>must have loved.

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<v Speaker 5>You too, that remark. Actually, the one before that reminded

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<v Speaker 5>me of the worst detention I got was when the

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<v Speaker 5>science teacher left the class and we were doing a test.

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<v Speaker 5>I went up to the front and someone who'd already

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<v Speaker 5>handed in their test I took it to copy normal,

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<v Speaker 5>and then she came back before I was able to

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<v Speaker 5>put it back again, so I.

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<v Speaker 4>Had to shame. What did you say?

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<v Speaker 5>I had to get another kid to pretend they found

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<v Speaker 5>it in the yard and it'd been discarded. I said,

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<v Speaker 5>go and take this back to the science teacher.

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<v Speaker 4>What that's a story that we get for cooler and

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<v Speaker 4>you go, we don't want them on there? And did

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<v Speaker 4>she believe that? But no.

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<v Speaker 5>What happened then is she went through the two tests

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<v Speaker 5>and I got all the same wrong answers as the

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<v Speaker 5>person who I copied off, So she knew it was me.

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<v Speaker 4>And the moral of that, children is cheats never prosper. Jason,

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 11>Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you. I'm good, Jason. So what did you

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<v Speaker 4>get a school detention for?

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<v Speaker 11>Well, I narrowly avoided attention. So I started in the

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<v Speaker 11>woodwork room, include the whole room.

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<v Speaker 4>It was that bad.

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<v Speaker 11>It was like a rat crawled up and died sort

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<v Speaker 11>of stuff. And when I got out there, the teacher

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<v Speaker 11>was that disgusted that he said, if you don't own up,

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<v Speaker 11>you copied attention. And Wayne Danaher looked at me and

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<v Speaker 11>said to that was you. And I I was fighting

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<v Speaker 11>so hard that I to laugh not to laugh because

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<v Speaker 11>I was so proud of the moment. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 11>just narrowly avoid it because.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the moment. Okay, Jason, thank you. Hashtag proud of

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<v Speaker 4>the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian o'connall show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show, Christian. A whole class received at attention

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<v Speaker 4>when the science teacher went to the lab behind the classroom. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>they always just have that little narrow sort of chemistry

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<v Speaker 4>store room for all the Bunsen burners and the gorse

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<v Speaker 4>mats and the rubber tubing and the conical flasks. They

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<v Speaker 4>should have a mute kind of assistant as well. They

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<v Speaker 4>used to help them set up. Remember stration of the day,

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<v Speaker 4>which of bernapina to make feature the protein content, the

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<v Speaker 4>load of fillers do with that knowledge now. Anyway, the

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<v Speaker 4>whole class Christian ran out to hide from them. Thought,

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<v Speaker 4>we're a great prank. That is a great prank. I

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<v Speaker 4>hope that still happens these days. I remember the angry

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<v Speaker 4>girls should come back in the classroom seeing we're all missing,

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<v Speaker 4>not laughing, and then chasing us.

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<v Speaker 12>Down to the.

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<v Speaker 4>Trying around. Oh see, some things.

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<v Speaker 5>I think a great TeamWorks. Everybody had to buy into

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<v Speaker 5>that prank.

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<v Speaker 4>Should be rewarded for that kind of work. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>we got a couple of phone in topics that we've

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<v Speaker 4>had over the last couple of days where we want

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<v Speaker 4>to try out this morning one of the mat she's

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<v Speaker 4>just come from a message one of you said with

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<v Speaker 4>us about detention you got after being in by Beverly

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<v Speaker 4>Hills cop where in one of the seems Eddie Murphy

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<v Speaker 4>puts a banana in the tailpipe of his boss who's

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<v Speaker 4>fallen out with I remember as a kid thinking Ednie

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<v Speaker 4>Murphy he don't care, he's so wild, he doesn't care

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<v Speaker 4>for his career. This is nuts, because the guy's going

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<v Speaker 4>to come out, start the car and Alarity's going to ensue.

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<v Speaker 4>So inspired by the movies, listener dares thought he'd do

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<v Speaker 4>that to his school teacher's exhaust pipe. Larity did not

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<v Speaker 4>ensue a detention did so inspired by the movies? What

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<v Speaker 4>did you do trying to recreate or something you saw

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<v Speaker 4>from the movies? Nine four one four three? On Friday night,

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<v Speaker 4>my wife and I were out for dinner and it

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<v Speaker 4>was chaos in there, and my wife, because I don't complain,

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<v Speaker 4>my wife was complaining about why. It was like over now,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what? You were like, actually, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 4>And this poor sort of really stressed waiter came over

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<v Speaker 4>and said, I really saw him. They fired the headway

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<v Speaker 4>to a couple of hours ago. We were like, oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, what for he goes well? Shouldn' really say anything?

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<v Speaker 4>But he's gone now. It was the second time he

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<v Speaker 4>was caught eating cake on the fridge with his hands,

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<v Speaker 4>and they got cameras everywhere in the kitchen for food

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<v Speaker 4>and health and safety, so they had to let this

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<v Speaker 4>guy go. So they actually had no chef. I said,

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<v Speaker 4>so what's the one it goes well? The sort of

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<v Speaker 4>junior chefs that hadn't been fully trained out and actually

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<v Speaker 4>we were like, do you know what can we cannot

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<v Speaker 4>that chicken it's actually not worth it.

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<v Speaker 5>And don't send us the half eaten care for dessert.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm looking for your stories about why you got

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<v Speaker 4>fired or let go of nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 4>oh four to three. And last week we were talking

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<v Speaker 4>about being stuck, and we've got this great story from

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<v Speaker 4>one of you. We've got this great story from one of.

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<v Speaker 13>The old man. He's had a bad back for a

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<v Speaker 13>lot of his years now, and he decided to buy

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<v Speaker 13>himself a inverting machine. It's got it out and his

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<v Speaker 13>garage drapped his ankles in and lifted his arms up

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<v Speaker 13>in the air and he sort of flipped upside down

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<v Speaker 13>pretty aggressively and sort of got stuck in his garage

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<v Speaker 13>hanging from his ankles.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're looking for your story. It's about being upside down?

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<v Speaker 4>Why were you upside down? So three ways you to

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<v Speaker 4>join the show today. We have our brand new they

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<v Speaker 4>are actually very nice and slannish and warm show beanies.

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<v Speaker 4>And we've still got some honeycoveted bin stickers as well

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<v Speaker 4>to give away for all calls today. So inspired by

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<v Speaker 4>the movies Fired, Why were You Fired? And upside Down?

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show Your Stories Today. We've got three ways

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<v Speaker 4>you can join the show today with your stories. Why

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<v Speaker 4>were you upside down? Strange, unusual ways you were fired?

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<v Speaker 4>Why were you fired? And never done anything? Inspired by

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<v Speaker 4>the movies? Christian Inspired by the movies. My brother and

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<v Speaker 4>I used to put water in our mouths and slow

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<v Speaker 4>punch each other to replicate the sweat and spit coming

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<v Speaker 4>off Rocky and Ivandrago when they fought In Rocky four.

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<v Speaker 4>Matthew Wants jumped off a small roof using an umbrella

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<v Speaker 4>inspired bearing Mary Poppins. Listen, that is evil a sho

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<v Speaker 4>going back quards. If you're trying to do that. Let's

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<v Speaker 4>go to Julia now, good morning, Julia.

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<v Speaker 8>Hey, good morning everyone.

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<v Speaker 14>How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>We're going Julia and Julia? So inspired by the movies?

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<v Speaker 4>What was it for you?

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<v Speaker 14>Okay, so it was like at the eighties. It was

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<v Speaker 14>actually a cult TV show called Prisoner. Oh yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 14>So I won't say that. I'm not going to mention

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<v Speaker 14>the school because it was a really exclusive private girls

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<v Speaker 14>school and this show was forbidden and it was quite

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<v Speaker 14>a tough movie to watch. And there's only four of

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<v Speaker 14>us that were allowed to watch it. Okay, So one

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<v Speaker 14>day we decided we used to love role play and

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<v Speaker 14>playing prisoner at school and we got banned for it too,

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<v Speaker 14>and we got in trouble. But we thought we're going

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<v Speaker 14>to flood the girl's toilet so we could go a

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<v Speaker 14>mop Judy and clean it up, so we could be

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<v Speaker 14>be Frankie Lizzie Dori.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, look, it's gate to have role models in life.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just not sure that's the right role models to

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<v Speaker 4>have those prisoners there for a reason.

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<v Speaker 14>Yes, and over the Fabulous Did you ever watch it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? Yeah, yeah, it was a big cult show in

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<v Speaker 4>the UK, so I was people over the world.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, no, it was.

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<v Speaker 9>It was great.

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<v Speaker 14>I know everyone wanted to beb some of us wanted

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<v Speaker 14>to be the freak vinegar tits. It was Erica.

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<v Speaker 13>Also, I didn't mean to say that, gotcha.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, let me getting into a very deep dive,

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<v Speaker 4>a podcast level of depth with that TV show. But

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<v Speaker 4>all right, Julia, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>She cool, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 8>Bye.

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<v Speaker 4>I think Julia clared for ten or twenty minutes. Have

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<v Speaker 4>a real go to the whole cast down on IMDb.

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<v Speaker 8>Carlos, Yes, good morning, guys, how are.

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<v Speaker 4>You we heard Carlos so inspired by the movies, what's

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<v Speaker 4>your story, Carlos.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, So in nineteen eighty two, graduated from high school,

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<v Speaker 8>and so on the school holidays, I went and watched

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<v Speaker 8>the movie Stripes with Bill Murray. Great movie, and I thought, yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>great movie. And I thought, oh, this is it, this

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<v Speaker 8>is my career.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to go join the army.

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<v Speaker 8>So the following week I went to join the Army

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<v Speaker 8>General Enlistenment. And then a few months later I was

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<v Speaker 8>like Pook getting off the bus and I had a

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<v Speaker 8>corporal in my face shouting at me, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 8>what have I done?

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<v Speaker 5>This is not as funny as there's no Bill Murray

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<v Speaker 5>here or John Candy or Harold Ramus.

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<v Speaker 4>It's now full metal jacket. It's a very different movie.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, yes, crying for the first two weeks every night

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<v Speaker 8>and dead.

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<v Speaker 4>So what happened to me?

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<v Speaker 8>What have I done?

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 8>Six years later? What you sign on the dotted line

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<v Speaker 8>for six years? So yeah, there was a It was

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<v Speaker 8>a commitment for six years, and but it was good.

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<v Speaker 8>It ended up all right at the end.

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<v Speaker 4>And what are you doing now?

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<v Speaker 8>I drive even now, so each morning I'm up at

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<v Speaker 8>four in the morning, I wait for you guys to

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<v Speaker 8>clock on at six. So I listened to Patsy at

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<v Speaker 8>five thirty when she does the news bulletin, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>I'll spend my days driving most morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Good on you. Carlos was sending some prizes. Thanks for

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<v Speaker 4>the story, but it's a great one.

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<v Speaker 8>Thanks, have a good one, See you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>There are signs when you suddenly realize you are a

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<v Speaker 4>grown up. You are an adult.

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<v Speaker 12>Is when you start eating HP sort having a very

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<v Speaker 12>specific way of putting dishes in the dishwasher.

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<v Speaker 10>I bought the string for the glasses.

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<v Speaker 4>Nine four one four one oh four three. What are

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<v Speaker 4>the signs you're an adult? Patsy, you brought someone this week?

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<v Speaker 4>Is really officially for.

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<v Speaker 5>Grown ups I have.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a bit of a slip in the shower

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<v Speaker 3>at the weekend, so I did invest, I will say,

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<v Speaker 3>in a non slip mat for the showering.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Gord, he's got one of those. So only for

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<v Speaker 5>the very young and the very old streams.

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<v Speaker 3>Jack, You know, you do get to an age where

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<v Speaker 3>you don't like, you don't sort of fall over, you

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<v Speaker 3>have a fall.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's right, it's suddenly a slip or fall is

0:35:41.239 --> 0:35:44.200
<v Speaker 4>actually bad news, and people go in hush tones. Have

0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:46.799
<v Speaker 4>you heard about marine? She had a fall? And you know, oh,

0:35:46.840 --> 0:35:50.480
<v Speaker 4>that's not someone who's twenty or thirty. It's brittle, fragile bones.

0:35:50.520 --> 0:35:55.279
<v Speaker 4>All of a sudden, you're never was we haven't seen

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<v Speaker 4>some friends for a while. And she went, I just

0:35:56.880 --> 0:35:59.040
<v Speaker 4>before you go, you need to know that she had

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<v Speaker 4>she had a fall, and she's not quite one hundred

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<v Speaker 4>percent and never will again. And I was thinking, but

0:36:05.320 --> 0:36:08.120
<v Speaker 4>this person was absolutely fine. There was nothing wrong with them.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't work out. I didn't want to ask, is

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:12.880
<v Speaker 4>there something wrong with you? After that fall? So have

0:36:12.920 --> 0:36:14.640
<v Speaker 4>you got one of those mats that aren't when you

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<v Speaker 4>come out and you're drying off the shower, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, they sucked into the bottom. You'll have that

0:36:23.960 --> 0:36:26.960
<v Speaker 4>walk in bath suit. It's not that door you see

0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:29.400
<v Speaker 4>it on those midnight infomercials for you, your mum and

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<v Speaker 4>dad when they're old in the care terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Because as you're falling, you've got nothing to grab onto

0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:38.080
<v Speaker 3>because it's all glass. It's just like slip down the glass.

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<v Speaker 4>That'sidely, this is it you. By the end of the

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<v Speaker 4>you have the railing there you will, and then you'll

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<v Speaker 4>have a you will, then you'll have a chair. You will,

0:36:46.719 --> 0:36:48.359
<v Speaker 4>you have all of it. You start buying it now.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show. Earlier we were talking about strange unusual

0:36:57.160 --> 0:36:59.920
<v Speaker 4>reasons you got fired, Christian. I got fired because I

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<v Speaker 4>handed in my friend. This is this is insane. I

0:37:03.560 --> 0:37:06.880
<v Speaker 4>got fired because I handed in my resignation. I handed

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<v Speaker 4>my resignation and I said that I would obviously work

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<v Speaker 4>the two weeks notice period. My boss wasn't happy that

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<v Speaker 4>I'd resigned, so fired me on the spot. Who the hell?

0:37:17.600 --> 0:37:20.680
<v Speaker 4>What are you working for for? Your what kind of

0:37:20.880 --> 0:37:27.120
<v Speaker 4>nut job? I am very unhappy that you are fine.

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<v Speaker 4>No I'm leaving. No, no, you're leaving right now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's what I just said. All right, nine four one

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<v Speaker 4>four one o four three. What are the signs you

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<v Speaker 4>are an adult? I now used every time we go

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<v Speaker 4>away packing cubes? Oh yeah, this is a This is

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<v Speaker 4>adulting at a high pro level. I feel sorry for

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<v Speaker 4>the people that aren't aware that you can get these

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<v Speaker 4>very cheap. Bit you've got them, Patsy, great, that's where

0:37:55.320 --> 0:37:55.919
<v Speaker 4>I got them from.

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<v Speaker 3>How could these cubes make such an enormous difference in

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<v Speaker 3>the suitcase?

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<v Speaker 12>Tell you what they just do advert now and telling

0:38:03.719 --> 0:38:06.319
<v Speaker 12>you what they do Jack is you've got these little

0:38:06.480 --> 0:38:09.400
<v Speaker 12>z things and you put in you can have one

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<v Speaker 12>of these little cubes.

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<v Speaker 4>They're all different shapes and sizes. Can have your small

0:38:12.480 --> 0:38:14.880
<v Speaker 4>as your underwent all right, and maybe toilet trees that

0:38:14.920 --> 0:38:16.839
<v Speaker 4>can go in that small one and it compresses it all.

0:38:17.200 --> 0:38:20.600
<v Speaker 4>And then you've got one that's say for t shirts.

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<v Speaker 4>Then when you unpack it, it's all it's like pre

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<v Speaker 4>digestive meals.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a laid out on your bed like you to

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<v Speaker 3>do at home. It's just so easy.

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<v Speaker 4>And when you come home, when you come home, lift

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<v Speaker 4>and you put back in the drawer, it's all nicely

0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:43.640
<v Speaker 4>folded by the suitcase. That is like it's got.

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<v Speaker 3>Little grimlins in the case keeping everything tidy.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, not real technology producing, Kaitlin, what's a sign you're

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<v Speaker 4>an adult?

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<v Speaker 6>Last weekend, my partner and I went to the shops

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<v Speaker 6>to bar a vacuum and it brought us so much joy.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you go No?

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<v Speaker 6>We went Millay the Germans. They say they're.

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<v Speaker 4>Better and what have you gone for? The cordless obviously,

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<v Speaker 4>absolutely not. Why would you Why would you use that

0:39:17.040 --> 0:39:19.680
<v Speaker 4>old thing we got unplugged out of the wall, drag

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<v Speaker 4>it into nets from look for the nearest socket.

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<v Speaker 6>Because as an adult, there's no more joy than when

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<v Speaker 6>your vacuum literally really sucks your carpet off the floor.

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<v Speaker 4>You just get it doesn't do that because it's plugged

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<v Speaker 4>into the wall. Landline love, there.

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<v Speaker 5>Is something about that.

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<v Speaker 4>James Dyson, a great British inventor, makes a great hoover

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<v Speaker 4>with a vacuum with the dice.

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<v Speaker 5>And the batteries. Great for convenience, but it doesn't suck

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<v Speaker 5>the same as the power.

0:39:45.400 --> 0:39:49.800
<v Speaker 4>A mobile phone works just as well as a landline strong.

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<v Speaker 6>It just isn't. It doesn't do as good a job.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd rather let's do a test on the show tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon dison sucks.

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon plugged in has more power.

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<v Speaker 4>How can it be? It's charged by the same way

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<v Speaker 4>electricity because.

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<v Speaker 6>The electricity coming out of the socket I'm sure is more.

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<v Speaker 4>Volat same with your Tesla. It's same with your Tesla.

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<v Speaker 4>That's just a battery that.

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<v Speaker 5>You can have plugged into the wall. So you can't

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<v Speaker 5>really you have.

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<v Speaker 4>To charge it again. See, so what did you get

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<v Speaker 4>in the end of the Mealia got the.

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<v Speaker 6>Melee five hundred bucks and we even tested it out

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<v Speaker 6>on the fake carpet that they have in the store.

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<v Speaker 5>So's ripped paper down for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's always easy stuff that comes up, never like

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<v Speaker 4>real hard stuff as well.

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<v Speaker 3>The barrel or the upright the barrel, Oh wow, really

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<v Speaker 3>old school? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, we want to drag it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's it's it's an old fashioned one stuck under

0:40:48.080 --> 0:40:50.239
<v Speaker 4>the ca Yeah, no, that's it. Yeah. Has even got

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<v Speaker 4>that little thing where you put your foot on it

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<v Speaker 4>and he goes brings it all in. Yes, yes, what

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<v Speaker 4>a great What a great thing that is. But that's

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<v Speaker 4>like an old, unwieldly one. Will have you seen a picture.

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<v Speaker 5>Think, yeah, this is what like a professional cleaner would have.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, well that one's a bit heavy duty. Ours isn't

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<v Speaker 6>as good as that, but ours is very quiet, so

0:41:10.360 --> 0:41:12.479
<v Speaker 6>you know, normally you'd be quite loud. This one, the Mille,

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<v Speaker 6>the five hundred bucker can't go past it.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean quiet vacuums?

0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 5>Because it's godless and you know what I reckon you?

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<v Speaker 5>You're actually dating off strength or quietness.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, where's that Dyson I've got It makes a head

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<v Speaker 4>of a noise because he's that's gonna work.

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<v Speaker 5>You want, you want a vacuum, do the noisy reassuringly noisy.

0:41:32.880 --> 0:41:34.200
<v Speaker 4>I don't want someone whispery.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm afraid you've got Yeah, you've got a weak back.

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<v Speaker 6>Yet the Germans do it better technology that's quieter.

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<v Speaker 5>When we get around of your house, we're going to notice.

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<v Speaker 4>Going to be embarrassing. I'm going to run my finger

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<v Speaker 4>along things and I'm going to be picking up. I

0:41:53.200 --> 0:41:57.040
<v Speaker 4>have traveled with my dycon and I'll be super charged. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>we'll well, I forgot this and called it's when they

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<v Speaker 4>will come to in a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's show, Christian. I hate to say this, but

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<v Speaker 4>I think there's a bigger motor in the plugging vacuum.

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<v Speaker 4>This is wake up sheep. Call fake facts, fake facts.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you now that dice and I've got we've

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<v Speaker 4>got dogs, we've got cats, budgeryguards, a donkey, an oscillate

0:42:22.920 --> 0:42:25.440
<v Speaker 4>as well. There's so much snakes as well, and it

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<v Speaker 4>sucks it all up.

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<v Speaker 5>No problem, you know what Kaitlin's been doing during that song,

0:42:29.120 --> 0:42:32.160
<v Speaker 5>called her brother in law, who's an electrician, to see

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<v Speaker 5>what's he going to say.

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<v Speaker 6>He said the exact same thing.

0:42:36.760 --> 0:42:38.759
<v Speaker 4>If you just got off the phones list. But yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 4>it doesn't even exist bigger power.

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<v Speaker 2>How does he know?

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:45.879
<v Speaker 6>Because he's an electrician. He gets how electrical things work.

0:42:47.719 --> 0:42:49.719
<v Speaker 4>There's no other way. I get how it works. But

0:42:49.760 --> 0:42:52.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you now that I don't. I don't surrender

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<v Speaker 4>anything of power with the carders. One's juiced up for

0:42:55.360 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 4>forty two minutes.

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<v Speaker 6>So he did say for the ones that have the battery,

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<v Speaker 6>they do the same power. They have one hundred percent,

0:43:01.680 --> 0:43:03.799
<v Speaker 6>but only for thirty minutes. The ones in the wall,

0:43:04.000 --> 0:43:05.680
<v Speaker 6>for we know that.

0:43:06.000 --> 0:43:08.880
<v Speaker 5>That's we never know how battery were. Come on, youn't

0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:10.600
<v Speaker 5>have to call your brother in law for that. We

0:43:10.680 --> 0:43:12.759
<v Speaker 5>wanted to know if the sucking power is more power

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<v Speaker 5>the suction.

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<v Speaker 1>So yes, it is.

0:43:14.920 --> 0:43:19.400
<v Speaker 6>Because it has a bigger motor, bigger power, a BIGGI motor.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got six f because it's.

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<v Speaker 6>The big bat on the side of it, tiny little

0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:24.279
<v Speaker 6>dinkly thing.

0:43:24.800 --> 0:43:26.800
<v Speaker 4>It's like a laser can be quite small and pointing,

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<v Speaker 4>but the power it hasn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>We need to do the tests they used to do

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<v Speaker 5>on TV adverse where they suck up all you can

0:43:33.440 --> 0:43:34.359
<v Speaker 5>pick up a bowling ball.

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<v Speaker 4>Get who is this he spoke to? By the way,

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<v Speaker 4>This is my brother in law.

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<v Speaker 6>His name is Mark. He works for P and Z Electrical.

0:43:42.680 --> 0:43:45.600
<v Speaker 4>Get him on next andlease speak to him.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell's Show. A disagreement has broken out on the

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<v Speaker 4>show versus corded versus cordless Ierre percent cordless purchaser. Kaitlin

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<v Speaker 4>has bill and still a lot of good money on

0:44:01.520 --> 0:44:05.399
<v Speaker 4>a crappy old fashion from the sixties. Corded, big old

0:44:05.440 --> 0:44:07.719
<v Speaker 4>be you've got to drag around. Certainly, got a cord

0:44:07.800 --> 0:44:10.000
<v Speaker 4>that's about six meters on it, and then you've got

0:44:10.080 --> 0:44:12.239
<v Speaker 4>to unplug it, pull out the chair, put it round

0:44:12.239 --> 0:44:15.560
<v Speaker 4>the back of the couch. Now you're a cleaner. Where'd

0:44:15.600 --> 0:44:19.040
<v Speaker 4>you go? Corded versus cordless definitely.

0:44:18.760 --> 0:44:21.120
<v Speaker 15>Corded meale all the way if I had a choice.

0:44:21.120 --> 0:44:24.640
<v Speaker 4>Really, and surely that the stick's still got the same

0:44:24.760 --> 0:44:25.800
<v Speaker 4>kind of suction power.

0:44:26.560 --> 0:44:30.359
<v Speaker 15>Nah, Caitlin's right, the Meale will suck the carpet off

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:35.000
<v Speaker 15>the floor. You've got to go dison. You've got to

0:44:35.040 --> 0:44:36.840
<v Speaker 15>go back and forth three or four times.

0:44:37.120 --> 0:44:39.400
<v Speaker 4>But that's okay because that's precision, isn't it. You know

0:44:39.480 --> 0:44:41.640
<v Speaker 4>that's a craft whole house.

0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:44.160
<v Speaker 15>No, no, no, And you've got to empty the diceon.

0:44:44.320 --> 0:44:45.680
<v Speaker 15>If you're doing the whole house, you've got to empty

0:44:45.719 --> 0:44:48.640
<v Speaker 15>the dice in three times because that little canister fills

0:44:48.719 --> 0:44:49.440
<v Speaker 15>up in the second.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh not if you've got a big one. I've got

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<v Speaker 3>the big one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the big one. We need it for the dog

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<v Speaker 4>and cat hair.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 15>No, I've used like from the six up to the

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<v Speaker 15>fifteen the dison and ordered me every time.

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<v Speaker 5>But it doesn't bug you bending down all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>And yeah, powerpoints.

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<v Speaker 15>I use an extension card. So I do the whole

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<v Speaker 15>house for one plugging a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Of fat, a lot of fun. Now, thank you. Maybe

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<v Speaker 4>I should call I have a good day, No worry.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Last some people with reasoned have texted this show. Now, Christian,

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<v Speaker 4>what is the wattage of the two vacuums? Which everyone

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<v Speaker 4>has the highest wattage will have the more power and

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<v Speaker 4>therefore more suction. Okay, Okay, then when I go home today,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sad enough to say I will check the wattage

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<v Speaker 4>and we will have a round two tomorrow on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm guessing if yours is quite quiet, it's going to

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<v Speaker 4>be probably a very low wattage. That's it. Can you

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<v Speaker 4>check the wattage?

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<v Speaker 6>I can check the wattage, but I'm telling you now,

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<v Speaker 6>I can say it with my eyes. The strength is uncomparable.

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<v Speaker 5>When you guys go home tonight, please take a photo

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<v Speaker 5>of your wattage. I don't want anyone lying about their

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<v Speaker 5>wattage onto the Morrow Show.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't ever want to have those accusations. Chuck to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh so, a lot of people on the show, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>gone to see this psychic. You know you've been to

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<v Speaker 4>see her, Patsy, you went to see her, got a

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<v Speaker 4>lot from her, said she was great, But you said

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<v Speaker 4>Caitlin's been. But you said, Kaitlyn told me that her

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<v Speaker 4>partner's been. I'm very jealous. I want to go and

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<v Speaker 4>see her, but Pats Sarah and my wife has said

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<v Speaker 4>no way. Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you never been to a psychic giver?

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<v Speaker 4>I have?

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<v Speaker 15>I have.

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<v Speaker 4>I love psychics. I think they've definitely got a gift

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<v Speaker 4>you can get a lot of information, So I said,

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<v Speaker 4>why can't I go? Sarah actually said to me, what

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<v Speaker 4>if she said you need to leave me? I said, well,

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<v Speaker 4>while you're just presuming, like I don't think they have

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<v Speaker 4>a you go, oh my god, I'm seeing an image

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<v Speaker 4>of an old crone or something in your life. So

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<v Speaker 4>called the name of her Sarah, Sarah, Sarah is the name.

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<v Speaker 4>Se You're gonna leave that woman right now. You go

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<v Speaker 4>home packing. You don't look back, Christian, you just go,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, you can come and live with me if

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<v Speaker 4>you need to assure. And I'm just suddenly going to

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<v Speaker 4>go and start packing, and my wife's going, where are

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<v Speaker 4>you going? I'm sorry. I know to twenty six years.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought we had a great marriage. But Whence did

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<v Speaker 4>this psychic she said I've got to go.

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<v Speaker 5>I was very convincing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sorry, So I go. Along with some plumbing issues

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<v Speaker 4>that we're going to have to mend, I have to leave.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Every day get a lot of calls to the show

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<v Speaker 4>asking me what tea I drink? Just quickly, because I've

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<v Speaker 4>got a lot going on the show right now is

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<v Speaker 4>delmar And actually, thanks, I've just seen thanks to deal

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<v Speaker 4>more today the finest ethical so long team, make yourself

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<v Speaker 4>a better tea with delmar you win on the time

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<v Speaker 4>waste for again two hundred and fifty dollars in cash.

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<v Speaker 4>And because I am order in bulk, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>send to today's send it from home for my garage

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<v Speaker 4>a three month supply to your office of del mar Te.

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<v Speaker 4>You're welcome, listener, You're welcome. Today is can I Appreciation Day.

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<v Speaker 4>Looking for your dog bands and Jack. I know sometimes

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<v Speaker 4>we sort of moan about our producers here not being great,

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<v Speaker 4>because they're not.

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<v Speaker 5>It is an interesting thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Really sort of puts a lot of time into give

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<v Speaker 4>me a couple of good facts here, just to how

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<v Speaker 4>what we called in the in the trade, the set

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<v Speaker 4>up here, the launch of it, and he's really it's

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<v Speaker 4>giving me a piece of paper here with a look

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<v Speaker 4>like an aroused big dog actually stood over its owner,

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<v Speaker 4>which doesn't really work on the radio, and I don't

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<v Speaker 4>really need to see it's actually quite it's a which

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<v Speaker 4>it's a big dog that is. I thought actually it

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<v Speaker 4>had an extra port anyway. And then when there's this

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<v Speaker 4>one line here, how do you look at this and

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<v Speaker 4>think this is this is going to just knock it

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<v Speaker 4>out the part today's show color and Jackie o will

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<v Speaker 4>quake if they've played this break back. The biggest dog

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<v Speaker 4>ever is Zorba and English and mastiff. That's eight foot wow.

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<v Speaker 5>F you know what I heard him mumble earlier. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>looking forward to the long weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Early. Well, no deal mar for you, my friend. You

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<v Speaker 4>eat my bags alone, all right? When looking for your

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<v Speaker 4>dog bands? Dog bands, war On Pugs, Gold, Girvana, Bronze,

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<v Speaker 4>Snoop Scooby Doo Silver. You know Ozzy Osbourne, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>legendary rocker. Imagine if he turned into a dog. What

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<v Speaker 4>is band? Will be cool? Black Labbath that's very good

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<v Speaker 4>and limped dog Biscuit Bronze, Jackie boy, What have you got?

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<v Speaker 4>Dog bands?

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<v Speaker 5>Kennel Rogers, that's good, that's gold, Defen Mode.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's an eight foot mastiff. That's gold. The thought

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<v Speaker 4>of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Sophie Alis Boxer bronze and alternative rock band Poodle of Mud.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, all right, what have you got them? One of

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<v Speaker 4>your dog bands? Seventy five three one oh four three.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh sorry, I just forgot to say. It's also that

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<v Speaker 4>big English Mastif you also weighs one hundred and fifty five.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually that is actually to be fair.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Jimmy Barnes Christian O'Connell's Show on Gold eight fifty two

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<v Speaker 4>time wasted Today we're looking for your dog bands. Best

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<v Speaker 4>in show gets two hundred and fifty dollars in cash

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<v Speaker 4>thanks to Del mar t and three months supply of

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<v Speaker 4>del Martin for your office as well. Excusing me, Jackie boy,

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<v Speaker 4>you are Rintermark Yes, Smuttley Crue Gold story good Matthew,

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<v Speaker 4>hugly kid Joe. That is very smart. Love that doggy

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<v Speaker 4>parton Silver from Tracy Justin Timberwolf.

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<v Speaker 2>Gold's a stronghold.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what Shin's Taylor Great Dane Silver, Darren the Labradors

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<v Speaker 4>Gold very good. When I'm marking good Old Dingley Village

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<v Speaker 4>malamute oil A malamute? Is it a type of husky?

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<v Speaker 4>You're massive, bigger than that old ball mastive.

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<v Speaker 3>About the same size.

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<v Speaker 5>He about the same size as the biggest DOGU man

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<v Speaker 5>is Prisley.

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<v Speaker 3>No, my brother in law used to breed them. They're gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 3>like yeah, like a like a husky on steroids.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a good prescription.

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<v Speaker 4>I imagine that now. Bark one eight two Silver, Benny

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<v Speaker 4>and the Vets Gold Collie parton Silver, Kenny, Flee Kenny,

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<v Speaker 4>g No Kenny Please, girls, I like it down and

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<v Speaker 4>Altstation Cooper Silver. All right, Jackie boy, who's winning the deal?

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<v Speaker 4>Martine in two hundred and fifty.

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<v Speaker 5>Dollars in cap Let's give it to Pugly Kid, Joe.

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<v Speaker 4>Puglic Kid, Joe. Well done, Matthew, you're today's winner. Last

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<v Speaker 4>song for us this morning, Holy Grail hunters and collectors.

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<v Speaker 4>We're talking about tomorrow's show next.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian no Connell's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Tomorrow's show today. Yesterday after doing the show, driving back

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<v Speaker 4>homeany to fill up my car? I don't I even

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<v Speaker 4>talked about this, but my wife last week ran out

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<v Speaker 4>of fuel again. It's the third time, third time this year.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean you, you just want these things to happen, Sarah.

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<v Speaker 4>Why she wan't we going to see that psychic someone? That?

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<v Speaker 5>Where did she call from? Is she on the road?

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<v Speaker 4>Yep? And you have to go pick her up? I

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<v Speaker 4>get this by it one about a minute walk from

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<v Speaker 4>around the corner of the house.

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<v Speaker 5>So you can see out of the window.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, walk, ain't you going to pick you up?

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<v Speaker 4>Walk back? And he shoes Chris No. So anyway, yesterday

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<v Speaker 4>I was filling up my car at the pump and

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<v Speaker 4>I saw something you don't see every day. It was

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<v Speaker 4>a priest in his full flowing robes at the pump,

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<v Speaker 4>filling up his priest mobile. It wasn't actually a priest,

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<v Speaker 4>but it was just a normal kind of car. I

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<v Speaker 4>think it's a tor to Crona. Now. I just presumed.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know why. Everyone who is also there at

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<v Speaker 4>the garage, we're all looking at each other, catching other

0:53:40.480 --> 0:53:44.560
<v Speaker 4>eye going. You see that very often. Yeah, a priest

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<v Speaker 4>at the pump, he was filling up his car. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know why. I just presume, Maymber, they have their

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<v Speaker 4>own pump round the back of the church.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, or they go in regular civilian clothes then get

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<v Speaker 5>changed into the robes when they get to the church.

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<v Speaker 4>You're right, what is it? Where was he going to?

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<v Speaker 4>Was he late for christening or someone was going on?

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<v Speaker 4>And he's like, damn it, I'm going to run out

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<v Speaker 4>of fuel. I need to fill up here. It's like

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<v Speaker 4>you don't see them like that. Also at Dan Murphy's

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<v Speaker 4>getting that communion wine So anyway, tomorrow on the show,

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<v Speaker 4>I want to your stories of you don't see that

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<v Speaker 4>very often, weird or unusual things you've seen, Like Phats

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<v Speaker 4>he saw a robbery once coming out to seven eleven

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<v Speaker 4>and it didn't say anything. Stick call the police. A

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<v Speaker 4>man in a mask with bags of cash was taking

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<v Speaker 4>often it was a calm knight. I thought he was

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<v Speaker 4>just weird as a car and it was a calm knife.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no crime. They only come out in bad weather.

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<v Speaker 4>They only come out in bad weather, these bad people

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<v Speaker 4>for sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>By the time I got to the city, I realized

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<v Speaker 3>it probably was a robbery. Until light.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, Clover God sacks of money with doors hang on

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<v Speaker 5>a minute, Shirtler.

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<v Speaker 4>Like what I see you.

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<v Speaker 5>Dust off that journalism degree.

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<v Speaker 4>If any of them had Patsy up on that grassy kull. So,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure that was part of the pl I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure they wanted that. I rehearsed that. It just

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<v Speaker 4>seemed a bit chaosic at the end there when he died.

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<v Speaker 5>That simmer overnight if something isn't right, not like no,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just a journalist because I just picked up all

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<v Speaker 5>this stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Spidey senses tell me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a bit desensitized after all these years.

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<v Speaker 4>You make it sounding your front line sort of war

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<v Speaker 4>of waters went out in Baghdad, seriously, most of the

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<v Speaker 4>news most days. Yet another tobacconist has been said.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast