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Speaker 2: Working so hard? I missed you. I didn't so good

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Speaker 2: I had extra meetings.

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Speaker 1: When really we're just staying for a quick few drinks

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Speaker 2: Teaching you all the tricks. So when it's your turn in.

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Speaker 5: October, bloody, I am learning a lot actually for the.

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Speaker 2: Mike I've been working in for ten years. I'm not

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Speaker 6: Lizzo, well, and what are you driving you home?

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Speaker 5: In case you haven't realized, Ash London, I love this.

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Speaker 5: I'm the person who writes the facts.

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Speaker 2: Well, you were inspired by Michael Jackson's chimp.

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Speaker 3: I don't think there's a word in which Elvis and

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Speaker 3: There's no universe in which I would wear leather pants

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Speaker 5: He's a weird guy. Elvis.

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Speaker 2: Now, I'm gonna say, folks, please Jesus please.

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Speaker 5: That is fake. Well done, We're gonna challenge.

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Speaker 1: I gotta player, I've gotta play in my hands. All right, one, All, okay,

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Speaker 5: He is a black belt in karate.

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Speaker 3: If that, if he did challenge Steven Cigar, who I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so Elvis Stephen Sigar did they fight at a

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Speaker 2: And how old is Stephen Cigar or maybe sixty?

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Speaker 2: I think the timing's off.

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Speaker 3: I don't think Stephen Sigal and Elvis were both at

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Speaker 3: Is it is a fake?

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Speaker 2: No, it's it's fake. It's fake, Eddie, look it in fake.

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Speaker 2: Damn it.

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Speaker 1: She's right, two one two one.

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Speaker 5: I cannot most of you. This is the first time

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Speaker 3: I wish everyone could see the robot dads that I'm

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Speaker 5: No one needs to say that, Okay, all right, Ash.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I thought it was out of three and one.

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Speaker 2: That's why I celebrated so much. Usually it is.

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Speaker 1: We're doing okay, to to one to you, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: we go. Elvis loved women with tiny feet. He would

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Speaker 2: I once had fat man scooped to the opposite for me.

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Speaker 2: He's like, Ash, I.

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Speaker 3: Need him big big feet, general big some would say.

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Speaker 2: And once they were big enough, he's like, not big enough.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Scoop. Just have a dance with I.

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Speaker 3: You know what, I think that sounds absolutely true for

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Speaker 5: Well done.

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Speaker 1: Can you be a parent and a tight ass at

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Speaker 5: One o six five.

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Speaker 1: Because Ash, there's a story today about the fact that

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Speaker 5: Petrol is a great example.

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Speaker 3: Groceries and petrol in the same day, the same trip.

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Speaker 3: I walk back into the store like babe, check the crew,

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Speaker 1: It's through the fruit and vege through through petrol through

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Speaker 5: Outrageous, absolutely obrageous.

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Speaker 1: But so obviously with this in mind, people are becoming

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Speaker 5: But I'm worried about popping a baby out.

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Speaker 2: Well, you don't have to pop it out.

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Speaker 5: It's so true. I stand corrected.

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Speaker 1: I'm worried about my partner Poppinganda the baby out while

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Speaker 1: I provide incredible nothing.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying on behalf of her, pretend that you

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Speaker 2: Don't give her words.

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Speaker 3: Don't even try and affirm her with your words while

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Speaker 2: Don't even know anyway.

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Speaker 1: Sorry question, Can I can I still be a tight

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 3: And everything to do with the baby is expensive and

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Speaker 3: there's more things than you could ever imagine the baby needs.

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Speaker 3: Like today, I needed to go to baby bunting to

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Speaker 5: The hello is a tog What now?

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Speaker 2: Tog rating is how much warmth is in the outfit?

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Speaker 3: And you need all the different togs because climate chain expensive.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to layer here layer. Is it impossible to

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Speaker 1: be a tighter I'm good, thank you. Is it impossible

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Speaker 8: Absolutely?

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Speaker 5: It is perfect.

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Speaker 1: Do you have an example of the sort of money

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Well, I actually have four kids, so ten eight goodness,

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Speaker 8: Drying those tea bags to make your one hundred bag

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Speaker 5: How do you drive the bag? What do you do

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Speaker 2: Put it on?

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Speaker 3: But I bet, I bet lee, I bet your children

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Speaker 2: They want something else. So they're not going without, are they?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Absolutely? And trying to minimize waste from kids when they

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Speaker 9: It doesn't allow them to pick it up.

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Speaker 2: It's really really good. Some presspapes.

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Speaker 5: Okay, thank you, Lea. Sorry, are you a bag drive?

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Speaker 5: Do you dry the bag?

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Speaker 2: I would never do that.

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Speaker 3: No, no, because because I don't drink tea is what

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Speaker 5: Jack, and I'll reause.

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Speaker 2: The coffee POD's.

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Speaker 5: Got to Lisa here, Lisa, is it impossible?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 5: Is it impossible to be a tight ass?

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Speaker 9: One hundred percent? And I would say as well, being

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Speaker 9: It hard because, as you know, kids grow so quickly

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Speaker 9: Get a paddle popstick, color in the paddle popstick and

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Speaker 5: So what's the lesson they're learning from a pedal pop

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Speaker 2: Overpriced? A ninety dollar wooden toy.

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Speaker 1: Just talking before the song there, ash on the difficulty

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Speaker 1: which is something that I'm doing in October now. Something

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Speaker 1: the fact that I am potentially Australia's greatest tight ass.

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Speaker 1: Will thinks that most of Australia around the great line

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Speaker 1: is people.

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Speaker 5: Chat, people chat that I'm incredibly tight.

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Speaker 1: But I am interested just to run a few things

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Speaker 1: past year here, things that I do in my life

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Speaker 1: with a little game that I like to call tight

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Speaker 6: Thrift all thrifty.

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Speaker 2: I love that made that little ditty.

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Speaker 5: Tim, Tim, come on produce. I'm not sure if that's correct.

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Speaker 5: Pronunciation is he definitely looks Spanish.

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Speaker 2: Just kidding the lats gay in the world, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, So Ash, yes, honest answers here, these are things

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Speaker 1: I do in my life.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. It was a liar sometimes.

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Speaker 2: I also heard that that's what people say in radio.

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Speaker 5: But I'm a tight.

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Speaker 1: We got a great reputation. Okay, if you take over

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Speaker 1: a bottle.

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Speaker 3: Of wine, you can take it to someone's house, over

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Speaker 3: to someone you're about to say.

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Speaker 2: If you don't drink it, can you take it home

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Speaker 3: Then get out of the studio, You disgraceful tight.

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Speaker 1: As I was asking the question, okay, so let me

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Speaker 5: You go and you see it, and they go, oh,

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Speaker 3: It home, I would I would say, though, and this

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Speaker 1: Why so if you are the host and you choose

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Speaker 1: you do that because you were worried the wine wouldn't

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Speaker 5: Or would you genuinely think if you.

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Speaker 3: Brought the wine over, maybe accidentally you drop it out?

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Speaker 2: The seven dollars fifty Aldi wine has been destroyed.

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Speaker 1: And I don't do this necessarily anymore because I don't

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Speaker 1: when the lights came on at the end of the night,

452
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Speaker 1: like three am lights, Yeah, the ugly lights, you would

453
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Speaker 1: often find me on hands and knees collecting the gold

454
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Speaker 1: coins because so many gold coins fall down around the bar.

455
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Speaker 5: Is that tight or is it thrift?

456
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:07,120
Speaker 3: Not only is it tight, it's like a COVID has

457
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:09,680
Speaker 3: Like now, after all the germs, you can't be doing

458
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,640
Speaker 3: that because you're going to be a tight ass who's

459
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,880
Speaker 3: got influenza as well, which is it's definitely tight ass.

460
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Speaker 5: Okay, the.

461
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:21,520
Speaker 2: Embarrassed bars that come on, you'd be embarrassed.

462
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Speaker 1: I weirdly used to be really proud of it, Okay,

463
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,960
Speaker 1: Like I'd tell my friends, like I found eleven dollars

464
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,680
Speaker 1: fifty tonight. It's look at us paid for their cab

465
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Speaker 1: home or at least halfway home, and then I'd walk

466
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Speaker 1: the rest.

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Speaker 5: It's really sad.

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Speaker 2: Can you just let me know when the meter hits

469
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Speaker 2: eleven dollars fifty and I'll go.

470
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Speaker 5: I used to be that help me. Also, do you

471
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Speaker 5: remember he said mobile phones used to buy credit.

472
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Speaker 1: Yes, I used to prank call people, so I didn't.

473
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Speaker 5: I think I need to get out of here while

474
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Speaker 5: I'm still alone.

475
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Speaker 2: It's Well and Woody.

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Speaker 6: Wedding Horror Stories thirteen one O sixty five, Cash, London.

477
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Speaker 2: So I love Brittany Spee Britney. I follow her on

478
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Speaker 2: Instagram and I'm just.

479
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 3: So happy that her life is just happening on her terms.

480
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,359
Speaker 5: Now, she had a good wedding, didn't she did? It

481
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Speaker 5: wasn't a horror story.

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Speaker 2: It was a couple weddings.

483
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Speaker 5: Oh she had four.

484
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Speaker 3: I don't know the number, but this is the first

485
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Speaker 3: one that's like on her terms. Didn't invite her family,

486
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 3: did invite Selena Gomes, Madonna, Paris Hilton, Drew Barrymore and

487
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Speaker 3: Donna Tellavasaci.

488
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Speaker 1: You know what I love though, So she invited Selena Gomez,

489
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Speaker 1: but then she wrote a comment about that being like,

490
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Speaker 1: oh my god, so much more beautiful person.

491
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Speaker 2: So time meeting irl boy because she's Britney BIBB.

492
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Speaker 5: So she was like, you know, you know, I.

493
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Speaker 3: Kind of like on Instagram Selena Gomes, I'm going to

494
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Speaker 3: invite her and she'll come, which she did. There was

495
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Speaker 3: one person that wasn't invited that did rock up, and

496
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Speaker 3: that is her first husband, Jason Alexander. Oh not to

497
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Speaker 3: the actor who plays George Costanza on Seinfeld who has

498
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Speaker 3: the same name. So he rocked up, broke into her

499
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 3: house which was the wedding venue on the wedding day,

500
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Speaker 3: was then arrested.

501
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 2: But how's this in this article?

502
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 3: He live streamed it two dozens of worried fans imagining

503
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Speaker 3: you gay crest Britney Spears aka your ex wife's wedding

504
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 3: and only dozens of people or watching.

505
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Speaker 8: That hurt.

506
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, that hurt.

507
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Speaker 1: If anything's going to get traction, it's breaking into Britney

508
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Speaker 1: Spears's wedding and i'ld Jason Alexander can only get dozens.

509
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Speaker 3: But it inspired my friend Buckdi shout outs to you

510
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Speaker 3: Buckdy on Twitter to solicit so to speak for wedding

511
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Speaker 3: horror story. Oh yeah, and let me tell you, I

512
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 3: was up until eleven pm last night just on Twitter

513
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Speaker 3: scrolling through these responses. Can I read one of my favorites?

514
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Speaker 5: Please? Yeah, please?

515
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 2: This person said, I.

516
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Speaker 3: Attended a workermate's sister's wedding as a car driver. That's

517
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Speaker 3: good because your third party not and you can just

518
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Speaker 3: laugh from the shadows.

519
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Speaker 2: Didn't know anyone, brides found.

520
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Speaker 3: We were having weird shots of some vodka like spirit

521
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Speaker 3: before we left the house. At the reception, the grandfather

522
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 3: is up on stage singing and doing a jig, drops

523
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Speaker 3: dead in front of all.

524
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Speaker 2: Hadn't even been soon. He died, died at the wedding.

525
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Speaker 5: Did they revive him or d d He's an.

526
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Speaker 3: Old man and they had to keep going, to keep going,

527
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Speaker 3: have to keep going.

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Speaker 1: If I'm at your wedding and I die, call the wedding.

529
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Speaker 3: If you died, Yes, if grandfather who had met his

530
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Speaker 3: timely time to pass on into the next realm, you

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Speaker 3: keep what Grandpa would.

532
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Speaker 2: Have wanted, like put it in the cross.

533
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 3: So talking about awkward wedding mishaps. Yes, Britney Spears is

534
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:55,120
Speaker 3: ex Jason Alexander, rocked up at the wedding gate, crashed

535
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Speaker 3: while live streaming, arrested see you later.

536
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Speaker 1: She also I think she was doing a first dance

537
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Speaker 1: and danced in a sparkly silver g string.

538
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 5: And diamond excuse me, diamond richly song and a tuxedo

539
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 5: jacket dress. Where do we place that? As far as

540
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Speaker 5: mishap to, she.

541
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Speaker 3: Could do whatever she wants, she can. She's given so

542
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Speaker 3: much to society over so many years, and all the

543
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Speaker 3: while being held so tightly in that conservatorship.

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Speaker 2: You know.

545
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 3: Now, she could do whatever she wants with that money.

546
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Speaker 3: She could burn a million dollars and I'd be like,

547
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Speaker 3: get it, girl.

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Speaker 4: Come on.

549
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Speaker 3: And so many great wedding fails. My friend Buddy went

550
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Speaker 3: viral on Twitter yesterday. She was asking people for some fails,

551
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 3: and I was like, when I'm reading these, this one's

552
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Speaker 3: a good one.

553
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Speaker 2: My best friend told.

554
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Speaker 3: Me that on my wedding day, she was hugged by

555
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,479
Speaker 3: my husband and he said he didn't want to get married.

556
00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 3: She kept that a secret until we divorced. Imagine that

557
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 3: you announce your divorcing and then your best friend come

558
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Speaker 3: says on your wedding day.

559
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 2: What he came to me and said, I don't want

560
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Speaker 2: to get married.

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Speaker 1: To be fair, though, it's okay, so to no, no,

562
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Speaker 1: not knowing maybe to be fair was the wrong way

563
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Speaker 1: to say this.

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Speaker 5: But if I knew on the wedding day.

565
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Speaker 1: That something was awry with the person you're about to marry, like,

566
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Speaker 1: it's going to really wreck the day, isn't it.

567
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 3: So you're so you would possibly think the divorce is

568
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Speaker 3: easier than sending everybody home.

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Speaker 1: But it's on the wedding day, right, So it's like,

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Speaker 1: I feel like, if it was a week before, it's

571
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Speaker 1: a no brainer. Tell your friend and go, look, your

572
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Speaker 1: husband just hugged me and said I don't want to marry.

573
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Speaker 2: I'm saying the friend did the right thing to just

574
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Speaker 2: on the day.

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Speaker 3: Now. I would have absolutely gone to my friend one

576
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Speaker 3: thousand percent and said, look, your husband's just done this

577
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,640
Speaker 3: and then it's up to them.

578
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 5: But what if it was I mean, shocking joke. But

579
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Speaker 5: what if the husband was like, it was a joke.

580
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Speaker 2: Not the kind of person you want to marry anyway?

581
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 2: Funny is yeah?

582
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 5: True? So awful joke or being serious?

583
00:26:57,119 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 3: Tell him on the day we do you have someone

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Speaker 3: Kelsey has called in Kelsey, Mate, how I.

585
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 9: D yeh better than the day itself?

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00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 3: Love?

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00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 2: That tell me everything what happened?

588
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 8: And it turned out it was a scam photographer.

589
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 3: He'd done the same things about.

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00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 8: Five brides and the camera.

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00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: He what, sorry, didn't put an SD card in the camera?

592
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 8: Five photos in there the camera for the whole day.

593
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 2: Just pretending to take photos.

594
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 5: But what what's he getting from this?

595
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 2: The time?

596
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 5: So you've paid him, You've already paid, you.

597
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 9: Paid, you paid the money straight up.

598
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 2: And then there was about.

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00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 8: Five brides at the same time that had the same issue.

600
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 9: But it was just lucky there were camera phones.

601
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 2: But also like he's still doing it, but he doesn't

602
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,360
Speaker 2: have the skills?

603
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 3: Would he instead of learning how to take good photos?

604
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 3: He's saying, nah, they're not going to know until two

605
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 3: weeks later when I send the crappy photos.

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00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 2: I mean, if anything, I think it's very smart.

607
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 3: You know, he's got his bottoms of a whole two

608
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Speaker 3: weeks that guy?

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00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 5: Good on here?

610
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 2: Do you want one mom before we go?

611
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 3: Love?

612
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 2: Can? I? Okay? Oh? I love this one.

613
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 3: I went to a wedding where the priest was summing

614
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 3: up and said, and I'll do a nice priest voice,

615
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 3: and with one gorgeous child and another.

616
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 2: On the way.

617
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh, sorry, it's just that you have such

618
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 3: a curvey figure. I just thought that he the bride

619
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Speaker 3: wasn't pregnant. He says, she's pregnant. Out of everyone, unless

620
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 3: this baby is crowning, do not.

621
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 2: That someone is pregnant when you.

622
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 5: When you were pregnant, did people? Did people go for it?

623
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Speaker 1: Like when you were clearly pregnant, because I know your

624
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: buddy's about eight months old, so you had a period.

625
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 5: People will ever go for it.

626
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was. I complained so much about being pregnant,

627
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 2: even a stranger on the street podcasting now it's Will

628
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 2: and Woody.

629
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: Actually, there was an extraordinary story in the news today

630
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: about a twenty pound catfish. And I don't know my

631
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: catfish is too well, but I've been told that is

632
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: a huge catfish.

633
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 3: That's like ten that's nine kilos ish, isn't it. Yeah,

634
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 3: My child is nine kilos.

635
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 5: So yeah, your child in a fish.

636
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: And they were like, how the hell can this catfish

637
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: be so goddamn heavy? And they opened it up and

638
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: they found inside the catfish's stomach an adult toy.

639
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 3: No, please, it wasn't like the word that rhymes with

640
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 3: milk jew kind.

641
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 5: Of oh dil dope.

642
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the rules are.

643
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 4: On.

644
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: Probably shouldn't have gone there, but yes, it was that

645
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: inside the catfish's stomach gone very.

646
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 3: Very well, because I imagine it doesn't have greatest offageal strength.

647
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 5: I do know what you mean.

648
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 2: I didn't get in there. I think that's besides the

649
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 2: point at this point, isn't it.

650
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 1: It's just crazy very well lubricated, so it just sort

651
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: of slipped down like.

652
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 3: A slippery sucker. All good, Yeah, the insides of fishes

653
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 3: are quite well lubricated.

654
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 5: Been inside of fish mysell?

655
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 1: But yeah, out okay, but Ash, I did. I saw

656
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: this story and I was like, how incredible is this

657
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: fishing being linked with adult toys? And I was instantly

658
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: reminded of an interview that Will and I did a

659
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: couple of months ago with a woman in rural Queensland

660
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: called Jews who owns a fishing baiton tackle store that

661
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: also sells adult toys. And I thought this was a

662
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: great excuse, a great reason to replay that interview. So

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Speaker 1: enjoy this, ash, Oh, couldn't be better, so close.

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Speaker 5: It's Will and Woody. We're good.

665
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 10: We're super gan to talk to you about the wheelies

666
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 10: and woodies you've got in the back corner of your

667
00:30:53,240 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 10: fish and chip shop. No doubt, be hard might be

668
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 10: a squid jig on the front.

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Speaker 1: Given that you are, you're a baiton tackle store, aren't

670
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 1: you so your self?

671
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 5: Fishing gear? That's that's that's your main vibe.

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00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: How do you promote the fact that you've got a

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00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: naughty corner with your glowing condoms and the like.

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Speaker 4: It's a small candle, it is also a bait and

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Speaker 4: tackle shop, So you know, you're really just just accoutre

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Speaker 5: Woods.

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Speaker 10: Just just depends on what Rod you're talking about, am

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Speaker 2: Judy?

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Speaker 9: I love that big Rod.

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Speaker 7: what's going on, but this boy, listen, this ninety two

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Speaker 7: And she bought a vibrator and she said, my husband

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Speaker 7: week later and said, have you got a bigger one?

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Speaker 2: And did you?

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Speaker 1: And did you got smart?

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Speaker 2: A god, I could not believe.

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Speaker 7: But she's gone there when she passed away, they couldn't

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