WEBVTT - MINI: Three Topic Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>Got anything good.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Every single show.

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<v Speaker 2>The show is maybe you guys, your stories are stories?

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<v Speaker 2>Three ways? Should just share your stories? Today? Any stories

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<v Speaker 2>about a wrong gore? What was the other side of it?

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<v Speaker 2>On thirteen fifty five twenty two. Also this morning we

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<v Speaker 2>looking for stories about having made a very large order

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<v Speaker 2>of just one thing. I remember when one of my

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<v Speaker 2>daughters was turning ten. She had a classmates. We'd hid

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<v Speaker 2>this village hall for a birthday party, and there's so

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<v Speaker 2>much pressure. You want them to have a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>You want all their friends have a good time because

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<v Speaker 2>they all sort of gossip about each other's parties. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, I need a load of helium balloons. So

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<v Speaker 2>I went into this some party shop run by the

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<v Speaker 2>most miserable human being. It was almost ironic that the

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<v Speaker 2>most miserable man I've ever encoded in my life was

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<v Speaker 2>running this party shop. I get it, I guess, with

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<v Speaker 2>all that fun coming in through the door, it just

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<v Speaker 2>did something to him. Anyway, So I need twenty five

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<v Speaker 2>helium balloons and he goes, okay, right, well I can

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<v Speaker 2>pump them up in all this and he said he

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<v Speaker 2>part nearby, and there was nowhere nearby. Part It was

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<v Speaker 2>like a five to ten minute warm He said come

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<v Speaker 2>back tomorrow morning. That's when the party was at eight am.

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<v Speaker 2>And he actually said word for word, keep knocking because

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<v Speaker 2>he lived above the place, and I get the feeling

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<v Speaker 2>he was going to he's someone who has he needs

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<v Speaker 2>to be woken up at eight am. He enjoys a drink.

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<v Speaker 2>There was just, you know, there's just a vibe about

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<v Speaker 2>some people that and I was like, just just keep

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<v Speaker 2>knocking the guy who runs the party shop, Okay. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>next morning I go there, I keep knocking it. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>there five minutes kicking this door as well. I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 2>I had one job to get these. I need these

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five balloons. Anyway, all mates literally looks like he

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<v Speaker 2>hasn't slept in about five days. He starts pumping up

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<v Speaker 2>these helium balloons. And then I don't know if you've

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<v Speaker 2>ever tried to corral helium balloons. Not easy. They just

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<v Speaker 2>want to go up right, they don't want to be

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<v Speaker 2>herded and crowd. Now it's suddenly caught up bast stay

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<v Speaker 2>on a Sunday morning, I've got twenty five. I'm alone,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a five minute walk. I can barely see

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<v Speaker 2>at times because they're floating in front of my face,

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<v Speaker 2>just twenty five of them. Then it was like a

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<v Speaker 2>uc Tito fight, trying to wrestle them into the car.

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<v Speaker 2>As they're floating in the car, coming back out towards me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to not pop them, obviously, because I need

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five. The car fills with them. I'm actually shut

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<v Speaker 2>the door. They're in the driver's seat, the passenger seat,

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<v Speaker 2>the back seats, they're everywhere. I'm I'm actually open the

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<v Speaker 2>driver's door. Push them away from me. Get in. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't see out of it. There's no way of seeing

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<v Speaker 2>the rear view mirror. Absolute nightmare. So have you got

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<v Speaker 2>any stories about a single order of one thing? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>very big, large order of one thing. Let us know

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<v Speaker 2>on thirteen fifty five, twenty two and good morning, morning crew.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you? Yeah, we're good. Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>And so you've got a story about setting a track?

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<v Speaker 3>I did. I set a trap for my eighteen year

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<v Speaker 3>old son. My husband and I were heading away in

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<v Speaker 3>the state for a weekend and I just had a

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<v Speaker 3>sneaky suspicion moving an eighteen year old boy at home

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<v Speaker 3>could perhaps get up to a bit of mischief. So

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<v Speaker 3>I did all my gin bottles into.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably last very sophisticate eighteen year old gin. I love botanical.

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<v Speaker 3>It was free, so of course, so I hid all

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<v Speaker 3>the gin in a drink bottle, filled it up with water,

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<v Speaker 3>came home at the end of the weekend, said feel

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<v Speaker 3>like a gin and tonic? Do you want one? To

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<v Speaker 3>my son? And he goes and he just looked at

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<v Speaker 3>me blankly, and he's like maybe. And so I made

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<v Speaker 3>us a gin and tonic with gin, and he said,

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<v Speaker 3>this test really.

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<v Speaker 1>Different, a lot stronger than what I was drinking on

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend longer.

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<v Speaker 3>And so now five years later, when I still make

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<v Speaker 3>a gin and tonic, I just look at him sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>and he just smirks.

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<v Speaker 2>Thee a Paceibo drinks what they were all having as well,

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<v Speaker 2>Like God, this stuff is so strong. Anyone else so

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<v Speaker 2>wrong right now? And thank you very much the story.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks guys, have a great one.

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<v Speaker 2>Samantha Brackets, English, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Hello, how are you all?

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<v Speaker 2>We're very well.

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<v Speaker 1>Mine is a wrong door, a major wrong door. So

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<v Speaker 1>I just finished night shift and I drove straight away

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<v Speaker 1>all the way down to kill Thiland, about a two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half hour drive, and part my car got

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<v Speaker 1>out of it, and I was visiting my friends for

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<v Speaker 1>a long weekend. Knock on the door, no answer, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just try it. Walked in, looked around, looked to

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<v Speaker 1>the right. I haven't made their bed. That's unusual. Never mind,

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<v Speaker 1>go in. Look for the spare room. Thought that's different.

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<v Speaker 1>There's normally bunks in here. Actually it was an office.

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<v Speaker 2>None of these.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had my tiller, I had my overnight bag,

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<v Speaker 1>I had everything all under my arm. So I thought, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just planked them in this room. Anyway, it looks

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<v Speaker 1>this one looks made. Did that? Went back into the lounge.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a blue lounge, right, that's great. Turned around,

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<v Speaker 1>thought kitchen's messy. That's unusual. Turned to the left, thought,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, Oh no, no, no, there's a cabinet

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<v Speaker 1>here with those dinky dye metal racing cars. No, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. I'm now mortified. I ran back to the room,

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<v Speaker 1>grabbed my stuff and bolted very quickly out the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Next door, I'd gone into number twenty seven. My friends

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<v Speaker 1>lived in twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a small difference, but a very big difference.

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<v Speaker 1>My my eye stopped. I literally sprose in that kitchen,

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<v Speaker 1>and thank goodness that man wasn't home. I did tell him,

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<v Speaker 1>I did tell him when I met him.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, man him later in the day, and yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>make the bed and the kitchen as well. Now about

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<v Speaker 2>those dinky cars. Bit old for that, aren't you why?

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<v Speaker 1>I was mortified?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right then, Samantha, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you. You have a lovely day, and you will.

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<v Speaker 2>Livia Coleman, thank you very much. Let's go too, Let's

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<v Speaker 2>go to It's like the Rocky Horse song. I turned

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<v Speaker 2>to the left, I turned to the right. I turned

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<v Speaker 2>back around again. And good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Anne, Good morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>When my dad was a secondary store treacher, he said

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<v Speaker 4>a tripp. He was getting annoyed with a group of

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<v Speaker 4>boys who were constantly getting into the toilets to smoke,

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<v Speaker 4>and so he and a colleague decided they would go

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<v Speaker 4>in and wait until the smoke started.

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<v Speaker 3>Rising from the cubicle.

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<v Speaker 4>So, sure enough, the smoke went up, and the two

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<v Speaker 4>teachers either side threw a bucket of water over the

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<v Speaker 4>petition into the cubicle, and theos was caring. The only

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<v Speaker 4>problem with this was that it turned out it wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>a student, it was one of the other teachers.

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<v Speaker 2>On a sneaky smokeo. That was probably the highlight of

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<v Speaker 2>that guy's day. Just a minute on a dance, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>just a field and brilliant story. Thank you very much.

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