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Speaker 1: It's a special will and Woody podcast Mini Woods. Right

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Speaker 1: now we have a genuine doyen of the Australian radio industuries.

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Speaker 2: I called it before.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know what that word means, totally fair enough.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit of a floggy term. But at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day, she's been doing it for a

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Speaker 1: bloody long time. She seriously is one of the one

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Speaker 2: You've been in radio, I know exactly who this person is.

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Speaker 1: If if you're not in radio, and that's when you

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Speaker 1: start to get to areas where you know how well

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Speaker 1: loved you are. Even if you're not in the game,

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Speaker 1: you know exactly who Ash London is. She is a

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Speaker 1: jet She's honestly one of the best interviewers, but most

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Speaker 1: importantly one of the beautiful people we ever met in

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Speaker 1: your life. And she joins usright now in Willan.

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Speaker 3: Woody, our next guest rule the airwaves at night with

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Speaker 3: a show that.

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Speaker 4: Spoke to the biggest celebrity names have played smashing music.

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Speaker 2: The show was called and this might give her name

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Speaker 2: away a little.

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Speaker 4: Bit, Ash London Live.

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Speaker 1: She's on a little break from that at the moment

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Speaker 1: because Aish London's had a baby and you.

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Speaker 3: Know that takes a bit of time, but she still

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Speaker 3: managed to find some time to start a new part.

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Speaker 3: Please welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: It's good little yes of the show.

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Speaker 3: Oh hello fellas, what a pleasure it is to be

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Speaker 3: chatting to you, my sarly.

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Speaker 4: The pleasure is all ours as straight off the bad.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations on little buddy, Buddy.

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Speaker 3: He's in the other room now. My husband's holding you

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Speaker 3: and he's just started grizzling, which means my nipples have

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Speaker 3: started leaky. Oh really nice.

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Speaker 1: We spoke about this on the show a little while ago,

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Speaker 1: because Woods you actually.

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Speaker 2: Brought this to my attention.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, when the baby starts crying that the breasts start filling.

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Speaker 3: Ash they do, and I already had large cahoonas now

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Speaker 3: to the point where I genuinely worry when I'm feeding him.

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Speaker 3: If I don't watch, I'm gonna like walk off all

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Speaker 3: the air waves because there's just so much happening there.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, wow, sounds so for people didn't know that

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Speaker 1: a baby's cry is effectively like a Bluetooth switch to

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Speaker 4: Extraordinary.

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Speaker 2: That is your your it's phenomenal. That is absolutely phenomenal,

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Speaker 2: and and so I don't mean to half.

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Speaker 4: Actually I do find it fascinating your your breasts are

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Speaker 4: obviously able to detect that it's buddy crying. So if

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Speaker 4: another baby was crying, if your husband Adrian, yeah, he's

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Speaker 4: a baby kind of crying.

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Speaker 3: At the moment because the booms are no longer here

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Speaker 3: cry in a television and a baby on the TV

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Speaker 3: cried and and I felt it. We kind of like

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Speaker 3: that buzzing, buzzing, and then you're like, oh, we're on here. Amazing.

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Speaker 3: I will never bag my body ever again, or any

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Speaker 3: woman's body. What we are able to do. And there's

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Speaker 3: no instruction, and your boys, I'm not thinking here going okay,

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Speaker 3: nipples time. No, it just knows and it built, and

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Speaker 3: it built a baby with testicles. I don't even have

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Speaker 3: testicle made and made without an instruction. It's amazed, amazing.

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Speaker 1: And funnily enough, actually I realized just before I was

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Speaker 1: looking at a little very nice polish photo of buddy

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Speaker 1: here on your Instagram, But woulds you and I have

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Speaker 1: we've both seen buddies testicles.

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Speaker 2: That was the first thing that your husband sent us.

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Speaker 2: Aho a buddy with his balls out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we couldn't actually see a baby, We just saw balls.

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Speaker 3: It was like, what is this?

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Speaker 2: Check out these things and we're.

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Speaker 5: Like, boy.

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Speaker 3: You know, early on when we had like this that

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Speaker 3: gel on my tummy and the literally the first image

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Speaker 3: that came up with just a penis, and the phenographer

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Speaker 3: was like, well lucky no. And then I walked into

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Speaker 3: work that day so proud. I was like, who wants

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Speaker 3: to say a bottle of my kid's peenis?

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Speaker 2: She's got lots of these tales.

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Speaker 1: If we want to hear more about Ash London's a mum,

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Speaker 1: because it doesn't sound like it's a very straight up

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Speaker 1: and down mum chat new podcast, New Mum Who dis

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Speaker 1: is out now. Obviously Ash London is the woman who's

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Speaker 1: running it. Guests include Miranda Curley, Aanne Moriarty, Tiff Hall

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Speaker 1: mo and I hope heaps more Wow, And we're going

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Speaker 1: to talk to her more right about it right up next.

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Speaker 1: Abby Chatfield's going to join us a little bit later

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Speaker 1: on obviously find out whether or not she still has

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Speaker 2: But in the meantime, we've got Ash London who joins us.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I love Abby Chatfield. Can you ask her to

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Speaker 3: follow me on Instagram at app underscore London?

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Speaker 2: We will, we will. That'll be our leading question.

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Speaker 1: Is figuring out whether she shows a crush on you

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Speaker 1: or not she when she actually writing a book a

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Speaker 1: while ago, Ash she said that she has her treat

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Speaker 1: for writing a page her publishing team Centerr a photo

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Speaker 3: That was it. I love that for her. Isn't that

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Speaker 3: what different strokes for different folks.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely? Yeah, but let's talk about you. Let's talk about

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Speaker 4: You've got a new podcast called New Mum Who dis

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Speaker 4: and I believe you've got an A an A list

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Speaker 4: celebrity as one of your first guests in Miranda Kerr.

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Speaker 3: I know, supermodel and CEO. So I was so stoked

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Speaker 3: to get Miranda. She is so phenomenal and she's a

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Speaker 3: La in her fancy mansion. But really she's just had Gunna,

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Speaker 3: that chick at heart. She was so fantastic The chat too,

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Speaker 3: and I think it was got a bit of a

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Speaker 3: bit of order. If I may throw to my own audio.

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Speaker 5: Throw to our audio. You've quit the beers, mate, get

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Speaker 5: out of here. This is not your terf, this is

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Speaker 5: not your term. I will throw to the audio when

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Speaker 5: I am ready. Now, can we please have the audio

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Speaker 5: of Mirandaka?

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Speaker 2: Thank you? I mean I did try for the first

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Speaker 3: Someone was like, are you pregnant?

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Speaker 3: So it's just kind of means a very nice thing

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Speaker 3: So time to tell all.

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Speaker 5: The people.

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Speaker 3: Of one of the great grabs. Boys, one of the

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Speaker 3: great grabs. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: You can't throw to the audio.

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Speaker 1: And then when you don't get to criticize the audio,

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Speaker 3: Well, I just want to know who's got the guts

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Speaker 3: to ask Mirandica if she's pregnant. Like the rule generally is,

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Speaker 3: unless the baby is crowning, do not ask a woman

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Speaker 3: that's gusty.

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Speaker 4: Did you did you ever have an experience where someone

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Speaker 4: went for it?

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Speaker 1: Ash?

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Speaker 3: Not really, I'm I'm lebones and angry. I don't think

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Speaker 3: But in the end I had to tell people at

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Speaker 4: And sorry, speaking of your Lebanese background, which I've just

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Speaker 4: brought up, I've got some intel from your husband, Adrian.

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Speaker 4: He was our first boss in radio for those plane

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Speaker 4: at home. But he told me that you're trying to

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Speaker 4: force buddy your baby to eat Lebanese lentils and that's.

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Speaker 2: Having some bad side effects.

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Speaker 3: Let's just clarify, so all the moms of Australia don't

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Speaker 3: come for me on Instagram feeding the baby lentils. I

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Speaker 3: lebanone flash Australian. Get me a meat pipe, so I'll

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Speaker 3: I think that might serve him a little bit better.

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Speaker 2: I calm him down and as so obviously, so how

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Speaker 3: Now? Your boy, he's like two and a half weeks old,

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Speaker 3: your age being in weak wow, so super fresh.

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Speaker 2: But apparently there was a bit of a mistake Ruth

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Speaker 2: registering the birth of him. Was there well, Adrian.

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Speaker 3: Told us he's been given.

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Speaker 4: He told us that you filled out the birth certificate

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Speaker 4: and you.

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Speaker 3: He's telling me now, yeah, that was on the radio

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Speaker 3: accidentally misgendered him. That is correct. I said he was

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Speaker 3: a girl. Forget about that. Yeah, sorry, buddy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got the ultra sound photo of He's penis

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Speaker 4: on the fridge, Theirth Certificate his female.

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Speaker 3: God Yore twenty twenty one. Buddy, you are you?

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Speaker 1: That's no you don't you don't you no longer penis

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Speaker 1: doesn't necessarily mean that you're a man the days.

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Speaker 2: That is your choice. I love that. Just keep it

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Speaker 2: in flexible for him nice.

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Speaker 5: I like it.

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Speaker 2: Ash, how very in vogue of you. Great stuff.

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Speaker 1: That's modern parenting guys, Ash London, Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for joining us. If you want to see, Ash got

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Speaker 1: a brand new podcast, the Ash London Podcast. New mum

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Speaker 1: who dis honestly just just a sway the best guess

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Speaker 1: Miranda Curleyanne Mariati's on their two fall moment.

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Speaker 2: I hope get her where you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 1: She's a wonderful woman, going to be wonderful mom, no doubt,

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Speaker 1: and that is going to be a cracking podcast.

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Speaker 2: As always, all your gear is great, mate. Thank you

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Speaker 2: so much for joining us.

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Speaker 3: Love you, Thanks for having me, big hugs and we'll

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Speaker 3: catch up soon.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely thanks for joining us as absolute pleasure. Here more

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Speaker 2: of you boys on the Full Show podcast. You know

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