Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: You may have been in a situation last night, the
Speaker 1: battle or the remote and in the house that I
Speaker 1: share basically with three women and now another fourth ones
Speaker 1: come over the mother in law. I wanted to watch Survivor,
Speaker 1: and I did a pitch, like, never seen Survivor. It
Speaker 1: seems like a smart kind of reality show and it's
Speaker 1: got a strategy and been running for years. A good
Speaker 1: idea this one. I thought, Hey, why don't we watch
Speaker 1: something smarter rather than go into the old dark side
Speaker 1: of humanity and life maths? And guess what we watched? Maps,
Speaker 1: No doubt right, And you Boby thinking, christ you're a
Speaker 1: smart man. Why would you watch that? Because otherwise I'm
Speaker 1: lonely in the other one. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: that distant dad and I'm painfully aware at the moment.
Speaker 1: And how before that, my almost saying teen year old
Speaker 1: Ruby is starting to talk about university she wants to
Speaker 1: apply to, and they're all in other states, and my
Speaker 1: heart was getting tiny and I can't sit in the
Speaker 1: room by myself for two hours when actually next year,
Speaker 1: as my wife said, you've got plenty of time to
Speaker 1: watch whatever you want next year. I'm so sad sat
Speaker 1: there in Survivor. Yeah, you got a bond now the
Speaker 1: only way you can jump into the old cesspit of
Speaker 1: life and be with the math fans and know math fans. Anyway,
Speaker 1: now we've got my mother in law living here. She
Speaker 1: came for Christmas, lights, met up and so much. She
Speaker 1: started to stay here, start a new life. She's taken
Speaker 1: a rental out. She's been living in for two weeks.
Speaker 1: She is the happiest I've ever seen it. Absolutely loves
Speaker 1: it here now friendly everyone is so anyway, we invited
Speaker 1: her over. She's never seen maths, never heard of it.
Speaker 1: Was horrified and then deeply into it like everyone. Basically
Speaker 1: she was like, oh my god, he can people and
Speaker 1: my teenage doors were like, no, you can't watch this
Speaker 1: and be judging granite you grannity. Okay, you got to
Speaker 1: just be open to it all. So anyway, in the
Speaker 1: first ten minutes, right, one guy talks about he's trying
Speaker 1: to make out that he's not very macho. He says,
Speaker 1: I'm quite happy when spooning to be the little spoon,
Speaker 1: all right, and I gigle that's nice. That's nice. Mother goes,
Speaker 1: oh god, what is that. It's not a sort of
Speaker 1: sex thing? Is my mom and my mother in law
Speaker 1: always that's not their catch RaSE, Oh god, it's not
Speaker 1: some sort of sex anything, right, even if it's like
Speaker 1: I gotta get a wheelbarrow and google now I think
Speaker 1: that's some sort of sex thing? Is I think actually
Speaker 1: that might be. Let's not put our minds there right now.
Speaker 1: Let's stay off, let's stay on the couch with the ocondals.
Speaker 1: Yesterday evening I go, no, no's you know, it's like cuddling.
Speaker 1: It's just cuddling. And then my wife goes, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to check that, Chris, I don't think you're right.
Speaker 1: Suddenly I start thinking, have I got this right? What
Speaker 1: are they going to find? So even Sarah thinks it
Speaker 1: might be she thought it was a sex thing, and
Speaker 1: I was whispering at her, going it's after and my
Speaker 1: mother and laways got very sort of you know, old
Speaker 1: people's ears get bigger, don't there like what did he say?
Speaker 1: What did he say? You're not talking about spooning? Later?
Speaker 1: Are you? My daughter? Shall we google? And it's all okay,
Speaker 1: don't worry, but yeah, at the moment then Sally, I'm
Speaker 1: a reluctant math viewer. This is the Christian O'Connell Show
Speaker 1: podcast