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Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You may have been in a situation last night, the

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Speaker 1: battle or the remote and in the house that I

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Speaker 1: share basically with three women and now another fourth ones

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Speaker 1: come over the mother in law. I wanted to watch Survivor,

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Speaker 1: and I did a pitch, like, never seen Survivor. It

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Speaker 1: seems like a smart kind of reality show and it's

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Speaker 1: got a strategy and been running for years. A good

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Speaker 1: idea this one. I thought, Hey, why don't we watch

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Speaker 1: something smarter rather than go into the old dark side

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Speaker 1: of humanity and life maths? And guess what we watched? Maps,

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Speaker 1: No doubt right, And you Boby thinking, christ you're a

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Speaker 1: smart man. Why would you watch that? Because otherwise I'm

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Speaker 1: lonely in the other one. I don't want to be

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Speaker 1: that distant dad and I'm painfully aware at the moment.

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Speaker 1: And how before that, my almost saying teen year old

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Speaker 1: Ruby is starting to talk about university she wants to

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Speaker 1: apply to, and they're all in other states, and my

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Speaker 1: heart was getting tiny and I can't sit in the

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Speaker 1: room by myself for two hours when actually next year,

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Speaker 1: as my wife said, you've got plenty of time to

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Speaker 1: watch whatever you want next year. I'm so sad sat

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Speaker 1: there in Survivor. Yeah, you got a bond now the

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Speaker 1: only way you can jump into the old cesspit of

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Speaker 1: life and be with the math fans and know math fans. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: now we've got my mother in law living here. She

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Speaker 1: came for Christmas, lights, met up and so much. She

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Speaker 1: started to stay here, start a new life. She's taken

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Speaker 1: a rental out. She's been living in for two weeks.

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Speaker 1: She is the happiest I've ever seen it. Absolutely loves

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Speaker 1: it here now friendly everyone is so anyway, we invited

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Speaker 1: her over. She's never seen maths, never heard of it.

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Speaker 1: Was horrified and then deeply into it like everyone. Basically

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Speaker 1: she was like, oh my god, he can people and

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Speaker 1: my teenage doors were like, no, you can't watch this

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Speaker 1: and be judging granite you grannity. Okay, you got to

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Speaker 1: just be open to it all. So anyway, in the

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Speaker 1: first ten minutes, right, one guy talks about he's trying

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Speaker 1: to make out that he's not very macho. He says,

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Speaker 1: I'm quite happy when spooning to be the little spoon,

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Speaker 1: all right, and I gigle that's nice. That's nice. Mother goes,

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Speaker 1: oh god, what is that. It's not a sort of

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Speaker 1: sex thing? Is my mom and my mother in law

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Speaker 1: always that's not their catch RaSE, Oh god, it's not

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Speaker 1: some sort of sex anything, right, even if it's like

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Speaker 1: I gotta get a wheelbarrow and google now I think

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Speaker 1: that's some sort of sex thing? Is I think actually

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Speaker 1: that might be. Let's not put our minds there right now.

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Speaker 1: Let's stay off, let's stay on the couch with the ocondals.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday evening I go, no, no's you know, it's like cuddling.

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Speaker 1: It's just cuddling. And then my wife goes, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to check that, Chris, I don't think you're right.

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Speaker 1: Suddenly I start thinking, have I got this right? What

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Speaker 1: are they going to find? So even Sarah thinks it

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Speaker 1: might be she thought it was a sex thing, and

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Speaker 1: I was whispering at her, going it's after and my

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Speaker 1: mother and laways got very sort of you know, old

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Speaker 1: people's ears get bigger, don't there like what did he say?

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Speaker 1: What did he say? You're not talking about spooning? Later?

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Speaker 1: Are you? My daughter? Shall we google? And it's all okay,

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Speaker 1: don't worry, but yeah, at the moment then Sally, I'm

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Speaker 1: a reluctant math viewer. This is the Christian O'Connell Show

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