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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: A guy in the UK has gone absolutely viral, had

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Speaker 2: to fight with his missus, and he brought us some chocolates,

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Speaker 2: some flowers and some tampons. Well, that's right, he said.

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Speaker 2: The chocolates because I love you, the flowers because I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: and the tampacs because I'm still not really sure what

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Speaker 2: I'm apologizing for.

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Speaker 3: So I guess you'll need these any day now.

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Speaker 2: So the question right now thirty one and six five

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Speaker 2: is why can't you infer when you're having an argument

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Speaker 2: with a woman that the reason you're arguing is because

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Speaker 2: she's on her period. To discuss that a little bit

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Speaker 2: more of this, we have got Martha from Maths Today.

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Speaker 4: Martha, Hi, guys, thank you for coming on, Thanks for

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Speaker 4: having me.

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Speaker 5: Welcome, really jumping in the deepened. Yeah, so you've heard

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Speaker 5: the story. How would you respond.

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Speaker 6: To a story.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, like, I'm mean two minds, Like he's either

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Speaker 4: being really like he's being thoughtful, like here go you

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Speaker 4: might need these, or he's being a little bit of

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Speaker 4: a smart ass and he's like and here like you

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Speaker 4: might need these. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, But personally, I just feel like the flowers, the

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Speaker 7: chocolates are good. Just hold the tampons.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you just don't need to h The thing is

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Speaker 3: so here's when you are on the other side.

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Speaker 2: Why is it annoying for them to suggest that that's

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Speaker 2: what's going on, because.

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Speaker 7: It's like, we did not choose to have this happen

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Speaker 7: to us. Yes, this is something that we have to

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Speaker 7: do in order to reproduce and populate the earth. Like,

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry if that's interrupting your perfect little life, you

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Speaker 7: have to deal with me that this is part of

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Speaker 7: what happens to me naturally, that I didn't choose for

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Speaker 7: it to happen, but it's happening in order for you

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Speaker 7: to even be here. Sorry, it's upsetting you.

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Speaker 2: It almost like the guy labeling it, it's not his

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Speaker 2: right to label it because he's not the one who's.

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Speaker 8: Going through its.

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Speaker 5: Michael ever brought it up though, Martha, has he ever

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Speaker 5: stepped on the land mine before in the three years

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Speaker 5: you've been together.

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Speaker 7: No, Michael says that he is like the man in

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Speaker 7: the suit that has to like undo the bomb when

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Speaker 7: he went out. He that's how he approaches me when

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Speaker 7: I've got my period, he said, you know, like that

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Speaker 7: when you have to defuse the bomb.

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Speaker 2: He says, He's like that, are you because are you

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Speaker 2: telling if this is two persons?

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Speaker 7: In my mind? Yes, in my mind, I don't have

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Speaker 7: any of those kinds. I don't have any Like I

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Speaker 7: don't hear a mess. In my world, I'm perfect, Like

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Speaker 7: I don't have mood swings or anything like that. It's

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Speaker 7: just normal. But in reality, I do get really irritable

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Speaker 7: and the smallest thing will trigger me. Like the smallest thing.

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Speaker 3: I have an analogy, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, Martha, there's an analogy for like, you know something

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Speaker 2: in the animal kingdom? How would you describe yourself if

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Speaker 2: you're in that situation and from let's give you an animal.

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Speaker 3: Let's give Michael an animal.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I'm so bad with animal kingdom stuff, but let's

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Speaker 7: say I would be like, what's something really fierce and savage,

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Speaker 7: like say a lion, and be like a little squirrel

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Speaker 7: and something like just something so small, That's what I

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Speaker 2: Okay, we've got Alisia who's called Alisha on thirty one

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Speaker 2: and sixth five. Elisia, what do you reckon about this?

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Speaker 9: I absolutely reckon. You guys are right, Like you've got

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Speaker 9: to say it with the writing tension. A lot of

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Speaker 9: men say it with a dig It's never it's always

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Speaker 9: with a dig of oh, you're on your periods. That's

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Speaker 9: why you're cranky. That's why we don't like it. Yes,

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Speaker 9: it's our bodies, it's not there.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's what Martha said. That's a mother said. This

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Speaker 3: is what I'm going through. This is a female thing.

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Speaker 9: Don't try and tell me how it is like men,

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Speaker 9: just don't get at the cramp. No, we don't all

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Speaker 9: of it like it's not pleasant. Yeah, said, we didn't

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Speaker 9: ask for it either. Yes, so it's just that week

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Speaker 9: bear with us. We'll get over it and just yeah,

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Speaker 9: buys chocolate.

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Speaker 4: And flowers, get around it.

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Speaker 7: I like exactly, And can I just stress the part

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Speaker 7: of like, we don't want to be demons.

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Speaker 5: Got Kerry here and now Kerry, you're in a same

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Speaker 5: sex relationship.

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Speaker 8: This is really interesting. So how do you navigate.

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Speaker 5: It when your partner or when you are going through

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Speaker 8: Okay, you're you're the squirrel, as will perfect. So do

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Speaker 8: you guys do you go? Do you guys sync up?

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Speaker 10: Though?

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Speaker 3: Kerry like you're on the same cycle.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's just a Bermuda triangle. It's like George Clooney

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Speaker 2: in a perfect storm. You see the way of coming,

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Speaker 11: To absolutely.

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Speaker 7: But I'll just plays them and pretend I'm dead.

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Speaker 8: Will and Woody Podcasts. Prince Harry Will has made the

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Speaker 8: wild claim that his dad Charles, never took him on

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Speaker 8: a bike ride. I want to ride my bike. I

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Speaker 8: want the poor Prince, the poor Princeville.

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Speaker 2: Never been on a bike ride, never been a never

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Speaker 2: been a sharper blow to a father.

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Speaker 8: Would hurt, wouldn't I?

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Speaker 2: That is your that is your duty number one, absolutely

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Speaker 2: to take your little boy.

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Speaker 8: On a bike ride.

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Speaker 2: At least it's yeah, so staple, absolutely staple of being

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Speaker 2: a dad.

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Speaker 8: Older for Harry goes whack. This is during his chat

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Speaker 8: with with his chat with Oprah.

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Speaker 3: He's got a massive what whack?

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Speaker 8: No, dig I didn't say I said dig with a G.

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Speaker 5: This was the chat with Oprah. He says, Princess Prince, sorry,

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Speaker 5: daddy Charles never took me on a bike ride. But

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Speaker 5: here's the thing. Weeks later, photos of Charles and Harry

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Speaker 5: going for bike rides have unearthed.

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Speaker 2: Well technically actually, and I've had a look at these photos. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: first photo, Harry's being towed behind him in a crate

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Speaker 2: or Bob's led style.

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Speaker 8: Thing'd be fun, though, but.

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Speaker 3: He's not riding a bike.

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Speaker 2: And in the second photo there he's in the classic

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Speaker 3: Of Charles's bike.

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Speaker 2: Fair, so he's not actually riding his own bike. That

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Speaker 2: is a fair because you're not riding his own bike.

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Speaker 5: Then this increases the argument that I want to bring

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Speaker 5: up right now, which is that do you think parents

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Speaker 5: try less with the second child? Maria, you're admitting.

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Speaker 12: That, yes, I am. I'm guilty, I'm sorry, and I

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Speaker 12: wouldn't say deliberately, just one of those things. I had

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Speaker 12: a bookcase full of photo albums of my first child,

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Speaker 12: and then my second child used to ask me when

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Speaker 12: he was younger, where are my albums? And I used

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Speaker 12: to pull one out for my first child, pretending to

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Speaker 8: My parents do the same thing, Marie.

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Speaker 3: You love him less, Maria, your second child?

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Speaker 8: Do you love them?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 12: Not as I love them all equally?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, good answer does a test.

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Speaker 2: That's what my mom tends to say as well, But

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Speaker 2: I know that she loves me more than my brothers.

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Speaker 2: I know she does.

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Speaker 6: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 5: I actually reckon you might be last in your family. No,

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Speaker 5: that's just what I'm That's just what I'm vibing from

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Speaker 10: It is.

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Speaker 8: But I know how much she loves George Young.

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Speaker 3: She does love George.

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Speaker 8: She loves George. He's the doctor and we all know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she loves Yeah, serious.

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Speaker 8: Little bald, Will you.

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Speaker 3: Love me less because I have less hair?

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Speaker 8: You chubby cheeks?

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Speaker 2: Come on, your mum would try and love you if

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Speaker 2: you didn't have rat legs at the bottom of your rig.

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Speaker 2: Now let's go on to Stella. I don't want to stick.

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Speaker 2: You made a personal Stella. Stella, we're talking about loving

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Speaker 2: your second child. Lest you you've had some thoughts.

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Speaker 11: On this, Yeah, I do actually tell your love on

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Speaker 12: Well, firstly, we're in the middle of renovations and.

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Speaker 11: We're busy and I couldn't be bothered.

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Speaker 12: So guess what, My son.

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Speaker 11: Went to school and ty shoelaces there from an other.

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Speaker 8: Kids, So sorry, Stella.

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Speaker 5: Is that a defense for you not teaching your child

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Speaker 5: how to tie shoelaces?

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Speaker 12: Absolutely, it's a course and resilience.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, do you think they're doing is far more resilient.

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Speaker 5: That and so yeah, right, okay, that's that's and you've

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Speaker 5: just had a realization about maybe putting this.

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Speaker 13: I'm feeling so guilty.

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Speaker 14: I had to pull over.

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Speaker 13: I was like, oh my god, I'm doing this for

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Speaker 13: my unborn child.

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Speaker 8: Wow, what do you mean? What do you mean? How

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Speaker 13: I've got a five year old and for the first one,

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Speaker 13: I went all out. I did like a six thousand

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Speaker 13: this is my you know, my only child. Everything has

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Speaker 13: top with it. And now I'm like, I'm six months pregnant.

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Speaker 11: And by six.

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Speaker 13: Months my first daughter's nursery was already done, and I

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Speaker 13: was to my husband, Oh, we don't need to do

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Speaker 11: I haven't bought anything.

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Speaker 13: I was like, she's just gonna reuse. She's gonna reuse

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Speaker 13: all the clothes from the first child. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 11: You such a waste of money.

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Speaker 13: Then I heard you guys on the radio, and I'm like,

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Speaker 13: oh my god, I'm doing this to my second child,

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Speaker 13: and my car is full of things for my first

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Speaker 8: Oh, it's just sick.

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Speaker 5: And you're gonna put your second child in a cardboard

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Speaker 8: You're absolutely doe. Well, she said, sorry, don't drag your problem.

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Speaker 8: I've got a nursery and we're gonna check this one

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Speaker 8: in the corner.

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Speaker 3: Going to put it in a cardboard box. She's not

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Speaker 3: She's not a dog either.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever accidentally wandered into a dangerous situation overseas?

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Speaker 5: We are talking about it because that is exactly what

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Speaker 5: He is, I'm gonna tone shift right away here, because

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Speaker 8: Anyway, I was minutes away from a shootout.

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Speaker 5: Like on a street where a bus was all the

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Speaker 8: Out, and I had no idea. Wow, bloody, terrifying.

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Speaker 3: You shouldn't travel alone.

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Speaker 2: Vonn you were in a bit of a dicey situation overseas.

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Speaker 15: Absolutely. I was in tij one of a Mexico. I

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Speaker 15: So a girl grabbed my hand and she said run

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Speaker 8: Oh my water. Von Did you protect the hot dog? Though?

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Speaker 8: Great, but did you did you? Did you? She got

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Speaker 3: Was let gee whiz?

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Speaker 2: I think you know that you're in trouble when you're

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Speaker 8: Sarah and talked to us.

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Speaker 2: You found yourself in a dicey situation overseas.

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Speaker 6: Look, I've found myself in many But three years ago,

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Speaker 7: And I was just casually walking on the London Bridge

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Speaker 7: Oh like one hundred meters.

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Speaker 8: You just ran? Did you run? Those there?

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Speaker 7: I kind of just like stood and watched I didn't

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Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, yeah, wow wait, thanks.

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Speaker 8: Thank you, Sarah. These are absolutely one.

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Speaker 10: Let's ruin me.

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Speaker 16: Yeah? So I was in Syria days at ten. We

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Speaker 16: That had me pretty sure she's lucky.

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Speaker 2: And you heard that, that's what you had to say.

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Speaker 17: Wow.

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Speaker 8: Way, pretty much like who's your daddy? What's that man,

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Speaker 10: Who friend?

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Speaker 2: It's like it's weird and Papa yeah, yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's like an Arnold Schwartzenegger line, who's

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Speaker 2: These are seriously hectic stories, and I suppose, given that

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Speaker 8: Be absolutely wild as well.

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Speaker 3: What have you got for us? What happened to you?

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Speaker 9: Ever seen think it's I don't think it's sentences everybody.

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Speaker 11: Else, but I was basically held hostage by some monkeys

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Speaker 8: Did you hear the call before?

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Speaker 14: It's will and Woodie wooland Woodies fine alone.

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Speaker 5: Thirteen one six five is the number you call us

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Speaker 5: Will we try and detect is someone else actually there

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Speaker 8: We've got George who was giving.

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Speaker 5: Us a rien Gooday, George, how are you?

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Speaker 16: I'm good?

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Speaker 11: How are you?

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Speaker 8: Very very well?

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Speaker 16: Man?

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Speaker 8: Who are you in the car with George?

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Speaker 16: I'm here with another George.

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Speaker 3: Another George, very George.

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Speaker 10: How do you know George?

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Speaker 9: Ah?

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Speaker 18: Me and Georgia go way back.

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Speaker 16: We we worked together at the moment, but we met

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Speaker 13: Few years ago.

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Speaker 8: Beautiful, What a story can you throw? George too on?

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Speaker 16: All right?

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Speaker 8: Hello, get a George too very well? What did you

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Speaker 16: Actually we're working to move back together.

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Speaker 8: It sounds like a different person.

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Speaker 2: There's two people there, we reckon, there's actually two George's.

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Speaker 16: You got up there?

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Speaker 2: George, I feel like you would have made us think

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Speaker 2: didn't mind red hearing the old mid call red hearing.

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Speaker 8: No one's ever tried that before, fake clearing of the throat.

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Speaker 8: Here I am about to put on a voice.

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Speaker 3: I could not believe it.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're going to go to the next caller

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Speaker 2: here on thirteen one oh six ' five.

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Speaker 3: We are no, they've been taken away from us a

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Speaker 3: little bit. We've got Carmella here we go. Good o, Carmella.

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Speaker 2: How are you going?

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Speaker 12: I'm good?

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Speaker 6: How are you?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well, really well?

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Speaker 2: Who you in the car with, Kamela.

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Speaker 12: I'm just in the car with my sister, Brittany.

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Speaker 5: Brittany, Brittany okay, yeah, sorrow Brittany on the phone, please,

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Speaker 5: Carmela okay, hello.

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Speaker 8: Hi Brittany. Are you older or younger than Carmela.

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Speaker 9: I'm younger, you're younger.

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Speaker 8: Let's see, what's your fondest memory of your sister, Carmela.

451
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Speaker 9: Oh, always getting me into trouble with her.

452
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Speaker 8: Okay, there's a whole lot of memories that you've pulled together.

453
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Speaker 3: There brown a blanket over.

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Speaker 8: Can you throw? Can you put Camella back on the phone, please.

455
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Speaker 9: Brittany, Okay, bye bye, Hello Geez.

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Speaker 8: I mean they're really similar.

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Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I definitely thought it was just

458
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Speaker 2: one person.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Brittany's a bit wuikier though.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 8: I think it's just came Ella, Camello. We think you're alone?

462
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:11,520
Speaker 5: Yes, that Will played Cammella because you know it wasn't

463
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Speaker 5: that rageous voice.

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Speaker 8: It was very, very similar. Need to work on the

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Speaker 8: backstory a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's got a Will on Thurday one of six five. Will,

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Speaker 2: Who isn't you here in the car with.

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Speaker 5: I'm just with my mate, Peter, Peter, Peter.

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Speaker 8: I put Peter on the fine Will.

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Speaker 16: He's Peter.

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Speaker 11: Oh hated Peter.

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Speaker 8: Peter. How do you know, Will? How'd you mate? Will Well?

473
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Speaker 11: I actually jumped through his TV there one day?

474
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Speaker 8: You jumped through his TV?

475
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Speaker 6: What do you mean?

476
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Speaker 11: We shouldn't in a lump room? Mate from pre chap

477
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Speaker 11: And I was just I was broadcasting on the CLEAs

478
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Speaker 11: and I thought I'd just jumped through and shang, hai,

479
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Speaker 11: you know, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Not too bad, not too bad, Will. That's the best.

481
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 2: That's the boldest Peter Griffin I've heard on this show.

482
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Speaker 3: Great, very good game, mate, very very.

483
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Speaker 16: I've been practicing since I was giving you five, mate, So.

484
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Speaker 8: The hard work's paid off.

485
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Speaker 2: World got yourself for fifteen second bit on Final Line

486
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Speaker 2: and Bunny Love It Mate, The role you were born

487
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Speaker 2: to play.

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Speaker 8: Back for more in just a Bit the Will and

489
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Speaker 8: Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 5: Last week you had a mental health day and on

491
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Speaker 5: that day we were interviewing celebrity chef Jamie Oliver. We

492
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Speaker 5: tried to move it, he couldn't move, so I went

493
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Speaker 5: one on one with Jamie Oliver. Here is my one

494
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Speaker 5: on one chat with Jamie Oliver. The last time we

495
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Speaker 5: had our next guest on here was recounting the time

496
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Speaker 5: he saw Woody's chipper ard and tried to give.

497
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Speaker 7: Him some advice on how to solve his ibs.

498
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Speaker 8: Unfortunately, since then one hasn't improved an the other's still there.

499
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Speaker 7: But will let you make your own mind on which

500
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Speaker 7: ones which to be honest, I.

501
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Speaker 8: Don't know why he's gone back, not only because he's

502
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Speaker 8: got a new book out here to tell us all

503
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Speaker 8: about it. It's the chef who has to watch he

504
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Speaker 8: doesn't cook his own shipper. Later, it's the naked chef himself.

505
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Speaker 8: Jamie Oliver.

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Speaker 10: Alright, hello, mates, how's it going.

507
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 8: I'm really good man.

508
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Speaker 5: Congratulations on recipe book number twenty five. My first question,

509
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Speaker 5: are you ever concerned that you'll just get to the

510
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Speaker 5: point where you've cooked everything?

511
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Speaker 1: I guess in the background, but I've never run out

512
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Speaker 1: of recipes. But now you've mentioned it, you kind of

513
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: put a little bit of paranoia in my mind.

514
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Speaker 8: And I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

515
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Speaker 5: This will always be remembered as the moment that Jamie

516
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Speaker 5: Oliver lost his inspiration for me. I do love the

517
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Speaker 5: message behind the new book, but it is called Together,

518
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Speaker 5: Your twenty fifth Recipe Book, and I love the blurb

519
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Speaker 5: at the start here Jamie talking about making food that

520
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Speaker 5: says I love you because I have a challenge for you.

521
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Speaker 8: Right now.

522
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Speaker 5: It's my girlfriend's twenty seventh birthday next Thursday night. I

523
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 5: want to create a meal which says I care about you,

524
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Speaker 5: but also I'm a little bit sexy as well, Like

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Speaker 5: this is a sexy but I care about you sort

526
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Speaker 5: of meal.

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Speaker 8: What's the meal for that situation?

528
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Speaker 10: And what is what like?

529
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Speaker 1: Instead of telling you what you should do, can I

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Speaker 1: tell you what you shouldn't do?

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Speaker 8: Yes? Please?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So basically, when I was your age, which was

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Speaker 1: a while ago, pretty much your age. Actually, I was

534
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Speaker 1: doing exactly what you're about to do, hure j. And

535
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Speaker 1: I was in my first flat and I had my

536
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Speaker 1: first kitchen and it was a beautiful German oven fan assisted.

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, and I did. I did a whole roasted

538
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Speaker 10: sea bass.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 10: And I set the room, laid.

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Speaker 1: It flowers, sha day oh ye on the tunes, got

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Speaker 1: the shutters down, salubrits lie, and I thought the coolest

543
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Speaker 1: thing to do, which is why you shouldn't be doing this.

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Speaker 10: I just I was the naked chef, so I'd serve

545
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Speaker 10: it naked, right.

546
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Speaker 8: Oh, that's a real thing. You would actually got.

547
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Speaker 1: Naked, yeah once, But there's an ending to the story,

548
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Speaker 1: so you won't or you shouldn't copy this. So literally,

549
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Speaker 1: the only thing I was wearing was a bow on

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Speaker 1: the end of it. So then I opened the oven.

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Speaker 1: This is a true story, dude. Yeah, go on, but

552
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Speaker 1: but behalf. I checked the sea bass halfway through them,

553
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Speaker 1: because I'd had a bit of white wine in there.

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Speaker 8: Of course.

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Speaker 14: Okay, no, no.

556
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Speaker 6: No.

557
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Speaker 8: True story.

558
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Speaker 10: What happened?

559
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Speaker 5: So Button Bush and Joel organized the Zoom meeting with

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Speaker 5: Jamie Oliver and he.

561
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Speaker 8: Hasn't got your finger at me. Sure he hasn't got premium.

562
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Speaker 8: So we lost connection.

563
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Speaker 5: We lost connection and just cut off. There was just

564
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Speaker 5: panic everywhere from everyone because we lost Jamie ol.

565
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Speaker 8: But in the middle of a story where he's cooking

566
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Speaker 8: in the.

567
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Speaker 3: Notes with a bow around his penis.

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Speaker 8: The great news is, Wow, we did manage to get

569
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Speaker 8: him again on zoom and right up next we find

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Speaker 8: out what happens.

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Speaker 3: You can't go wrong when I'm not here.

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Speaker 8: It was a comedy used Joel.

573
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Speaker 3: Zoom account and he didn't have premium.

574
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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a comedy of theirs. Again.

575
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Speaker 8: The good news though, is we've got Jamie Oliver. It's

576
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Speaker 8: a lot of money. We've got him at the clock

577
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Speaker 8: going like because it goes two minutes.

578
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Speaker 3: Later and you were like.

579
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Speaker 5: The end of that story, he's nude in the kitchen

580
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Speaker 5: with a bow around his john out of the oven.

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Speaker 8: We get the end of that story right up next,

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Speaker 8: very good, Right.

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Speaker 3: Up next wood. He won on one with Jamie Oliver.

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Speaker 2: I had a mental health day wards, which means you

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Speaker 2: had to go one on one with our guests that

586
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Speaker 2: day in Jamie Oliver.

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Speaker 3: If you guys have missed any of this. You've missed

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Speaker 3: the opening question of are you ever worried You'll cook everything?

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Speaker 5: It's done, twenty five books written down for future Chef.

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Speaker 8: It was like, no.

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Speaker 3: War get that on the podcast, but we are.

592
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: It's been severed halfway through, given that it was a

593
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Speaker 2: comedy eras and I wasn't here button bush of Joel

594
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Speaker 2: didn't have the premium zoom, so he got cut off

595
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Speaker 2: half way.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, he's got cut off halfway. Luckily we were

597
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Speaker 5: able to get him back, but I mean it cut

598
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 5: off at an unbelievable moment. He was in the middle

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Speaker 5: of a story where he's totally naked in his kitchen. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: he's tied a bow around his penis. Yeah, awaiting a

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Speaker 5: female guest, Yes.

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Speaker 3: Her birthday's doing a sexy dinner for her.

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Speaker 10: Yes.

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00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 8: Anyway, Luckily we got him back, and here is the

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Speaker 8: rest of that story.

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Speaker 5: I believe where we left you, Jamie, though it was

607
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 5: actually quite an extraordinary moment.

608
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Speaker 8: When we dropped out. You were in your kitchen.

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Speaker 5: Everything's romantic, the lights, you've got chard a plane, you've

610
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 5: got a full bass in the oven. You're nude apart

611
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Speaker 5: from a bow around you Johnson, Yeah.

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Speaker 10: A red bow.

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Speaker 8: Just to be specific, why was this a bad idea?

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Speaker 1: Because again to the point where you're okay, it's very

615
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: frustrating German efficiency basically was the problem. There was there

616
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Speaker 1: was there was an element of pressure created through a

617
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Speaker 1: very good seal. So when I went to check on

618
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: the fish, what I imagine was a perfect laser shot

619
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Speaker 1: of steam attacked by penis and and the pain was

620
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Speaker 1: for us men of let's just say, sort of a

621
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Speaker 1: mid range penal size. You know, it was a kind

622
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Speaker 1: of hard pain to explain because it was the worst

623
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Speaker 1: pain in the world. Yet what happened was one of

624
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Speaker 1: the most beautiful things I ever saw. So it was

625
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Speaker 1: kind of like a bitter sweet thing.

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Speaker 8: What do you mean because it because it swelled up?

627
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Speaker 10: Yeah, mate, what's your problem?

628
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Speaker 1: Like, do you want me to let me put shot

629
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: a steam on your penis?

630
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Speaker 10: What happens?

631
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 1: Is it just going to sit there and go, oh,

632
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Speaker 1: thank you, I'm just going to react. I'm not I'm

633
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Speaker 1: not going to react to that steam because I'm so strong.

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Speaker 10: I've got a jacket on. Like, what's your problem when

635
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 10: it's not rocket science?

636
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 5: So sorry, So you've got the steamed Johnson, which is

637
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,479
Speaker 5: now looking better than it's ever looked before because the

638
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 5: size is so much bigger. So then do you fight

639
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 5: through the pain and then still go out to your

640
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Speaker 5: date to show her you're new, improved Johnson, which.

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Speaker 10: She turns up.

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Speaker 1: And I'm sat down on on what was a very

643
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Speaker 1: nice vintage leather seat with frozen, frozen green giant peas

644
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Speaker 1: on my penis and and I was obviously very.

645
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Speaker 10: Distressed, and she's like, what the bloody hell are you doing?

646
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Speaker 1: And I told her she thought it was I was

647
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: stupid and ridiculous, but ultimately bringing it back to the book, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's all It's all about caring. And I had cared,

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Speaker 1: I had tried, I had made the effort. So what

650
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Speaker 1: I am telling you to do, yes, is go out

651
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Speaker 1: and get the book because it will hold your hand

652
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Speaker 1: through beautiful meals. But what I'm telling you not to

653
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Speaker 1: do is what I did when I was your age,

654
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Speaker 1: and that is cook a whole sea bass in a

655
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Speaker 1: German oven naked.

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Speaker 10: Don't do it. It doesn't work, it's not worth it.

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Speaker 1: There was small moments of pleasure that filled me with

658
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Speaker 1: joy to a level that I'd never experienced before. Because

659
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Speaker 1: it looked like a jaffer orange. But don't do it.

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Speaker 1: Don't do it anyway. How are you going to transition that?

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're a professional. How are you going to

662
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Speaker 1: build a bridge from the ending of that story to

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Speaker 1: the next bit.

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Speaker 5: Well, you already did it. You linked it back to

665
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Speaker 5: the book. You said there's a meal for every single occasion.

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Speaker 5: The only thing is, though, do not cook in the

667
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Speaker 5: nude unless you have a particularly small penis, and then

668
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Speaker 5: it can end up looking like a tender, sticky aubergine.

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Speaker 1: I was just seeing the face of my Australian publisher

670
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Speaker 1: who's just getting me to try and promote a beautiful

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Speaker 1: book when it's like, but how did you get onto

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Speaker 1: that story?

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Speaker 10: I was just his fault. He's took him for his girlfriend.

674
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Speaker 8: It is my fault. It is my fault.

675
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 5: But it's your fault that you have created another cooking

676
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 5: book which puts all other cooking books to shame. It

677
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 5: is called Together. I love the message behind it. Get

678
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 5: that book now from any good bookstore. Purchase it now,

679
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 5: Jamie Oliver's Together. You're a legend, mate.

680
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 8: Thanks thanks mate, Take care cheers, Jamie.

681
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 5: It's will and have you ever hooked up with the

682
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 5: help right now? So yesterday, will I mean we would

683
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 5: have knocked off our chairs when a woman joined us

684
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,239
Speaker 5: and she said that her mum had actually hooked up

685
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 5: with the milkman of all people.

686
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 8: Bloody hell. So now we're taking your callse I mean,

687
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 8: just how much does this happen, because it happens a

688
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 8: lot with you if you're you, that's not necessarily true

689
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 8: at all to you hooked.

690
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 3: Up with a receptionist a resort.

691
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, but this isn't about me, this segment, this isn't

692
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 8: about me at the end of the day.

693
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 3: Let's just you just told me that in the song.

694
00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 8: No, we were just throwing things.

695
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 5: Let's go to you mean by that, well, you and

696
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 5: me were throwing things around me and there is let's

697
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 5: go to Daniel here on.

698
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 3: How did I not know this?

699
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 2: The receptionist that's like the bell boy or the receptionist.

700
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 17: It was.

701
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 8: A bell man. So there was a woman. But let's

702
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 8: got to keell here what happened.

703
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 2: We're just going in some windsurfing pamphlets, and then you

704
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 2: were like by the way room two or three.

705
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 5: No, were I was traveling by myself, you know, I've

706
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 5: traveled a lot by myself.

707
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 8: And then people would figure that out, and I think.

708
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,479
Speaker 3: The and all of a sudden you just rock up

709
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 3: to your own No, no, no.

710
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 5: Their staf would often say like, oh, you know, you're

711
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 5: by yourself going to kind of a drink with the

712
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 5: with the staff, with the crew.

713
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 8: And I was like, well, I'm not. It doesn't sorry,

714
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 8: it doesn't happen. It does. I've traveled by myself all

715
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 8: the time.

716
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 3: They've never gone like, oh, by the way, do you

717
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 3: want to come and be with me in my.

718
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 8: Room and nine o'clock.

719
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 3: That is an exceptional circumstance.

720
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 2: You know, when you go to a hotel you're traveling

721
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 2: by yourself, you.

722
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,959
Speaker 3: Tell the receptionists and all of a sudden you got

723
00:32:59,000 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 3: your pants off.

724
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 8: No, that's what happened at all.

725
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 5: I just became friends with them because I talked to

726
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 5: her open a conversation with people.

727
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 8: Will just got a kel here kel you hooked up

728
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 8: with the help.

729
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 16: Yeah. So we had this cleaner when I was back

730
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 16: living in my parents' house when I was eighteen, and

731
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 16: she was a Brazilian girl.

732
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 12: She was probably four years older than me, twenty.

733
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 16: Two or so, and she yeah, she came over once

734
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 16: a week to clean the house and always.

735
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 17: You know, when you're eighteen, you a little bit feel

736
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 17: like you.

737
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 16: It's a bit kinky that you got a cleaner. Then

738
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 16: she was hot.

739
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 18: One day.

740
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 16: One day she walked in while I was in bed.

741
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, woke Yeah, nothing, nothing happened that night.

742
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 6: But then a few days later, sorry, the pub and

743
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 6: we had a drink together and had a good.

744
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 3: Night, nice all together. Obviously, no, no ah, so bad.

745
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 3: We're going for the nice happy ending there.

746
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 13: But it was.

747
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 2: It was certainly what it said on the tin. It

748
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 2: was just a bit of a fantasy for an eighteen

749
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 2: year old boy. Now you've also hooked up with a

750
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 2: client as well, and would consider that the help.

751
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 3: I suppose for the radio show.

752
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,240
Speaker 8: Let's go to Daniel here thirty one six five Daniel,

753
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 8: Now this is interesting. We're flipping it. You were the help. Yeah, yeah,

754
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 8: So I went over and did a job for this

755
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 8: little old lady. Oh, oh my goodness.

756
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 9: Doesn't go that way, boy.

757
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 16: The granddaughter was out.

758
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:38,440
Speaker 7: I was changing the hot water service and she's out

759
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 7: gardening with bending over straight legs.

760
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 8: I mean, let's keep it.

761
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 3: We don't need to know how how she was pending over.

762
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 3: Maybe Jesus Christ, all right, let's let's let's start and

763
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 3: start get away.

764
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,959
Speaker 16: Yeah right, yeah, and yeah, so I've finished the job.

765
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 16: She's come over and she spicked a heap of lemons

766
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 16: for me.

767
00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 9: That the granddaughter.

768
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 16: She gave me the lemons and said, oh, look you

769
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 16: sounded like you're going to a party tonight. This would

770
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 16: be good for your coronas. Oh so I didn't think.

771
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 11: Much of it.

772
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 8: I gave him my number to make sure the hot

773
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 8: water service is going to work well for her grandmother.

774
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 16: And then later that night, I'm going to a text

775
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:19,479
Speaker 16: message about ten ten thirty saying, oh, how's the night going.

776
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 16: How the lemon's good in your beers? And I'm like, yeah,

777
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 16: they're going great, love, thanks very much. How's the hot

778
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 16: water service going? And then she followed it up with

779
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 16: a couple of meaty pictures. Yeah. Then she turns around

780
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 16: and goes, this is my address.

781
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 18: If you'd like to send the taxi over, I'll be

782
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 18: happy to meet with you.

783
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 17: And I was like, oh, thank you, I'm on my way.

784
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 8: Geez is wold story wow wit story right.

785
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 3: Stuff, Daniel, very good cool down in here. That was

786
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 3: a bit of a bit of a hot minute or two,

787
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 3: wasn't busy.

788
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 8: I'm a bit dizzy. I'm gonna be honest.

789
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: I'm talking hot stuff, hot tub horror stories, all right.

790
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 2: The hot tub is just a vortex for violence, desperation,

791
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 2: and maybe even death.

792
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 8: You're nude, it's slippery, and I just think you get

793
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 8: a bit silly.

794
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,760
Speaker 3: And yeah, everyone gets a bit silly in the hotel.

795
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 12: You know that?

796
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 2: About to James, I'm thirty one and six five, James,

797
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 2: Now you go. You've brought a shower tale to the table,

798
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 2: which is technically outside the lines of operation. Bill allow

799
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 2: it if it's a good story.

800
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 17: Well mate, it's definitely a good one. I was just

801
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 17: hoping I was having dinner at this time. Look, I

802
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 17: had a shower with my three year old when he

803
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 17: was three, and he decides to do a number number two.

804
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 11: In the show.

805
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 17: It's not over yet, hang on. So yeah, we've pushed

806
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 17: it all down the draining with our toes and because

807
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 17: it was and the missus would have killed me if

808
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 17: she knew that what I did. So it's down the drainer.

809
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 17: She comes in the shower and it just backs up

810
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 17: the drain where she switches the water on and it

811
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 17: floods it and comes all over her feet and screams

812
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 17: the house down.

813
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 2: The return James, can you talk me through at the

814
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 2: moment that you turned to you?

815
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 3: How old is your son?

816
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 17: He was three? It's fifteen.

817
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 5: Now did you.

818
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 2: Take the did you take the mantle of a responsible

819
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 2: adult and put and put and put it down the

820
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 2: drain yourself with your feet or did you encourage him

821
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 2: to bury the with you?

822
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 8: You were both doing it?

823
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 14: Horrible you horrible, horrible man, get involved disgusting parenting.

824
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 3: We've got Alisia who has gone on thirty one or

825
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 3: six five a leisure.

826
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 8: We're talking hot table horror stories.

827
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 3: What you got for us?

828
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 6: So when I was younger, I was probably about two,

829
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 6: my mum put me in the bar and you know

830
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 6: those toys that you wind up and they wadle around everywhere.

831
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 8: I love us.

832
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, got caught down there and cut me and my

833
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 6: mum had to take me to the doctors and the

834
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 6: nurse was mortified and how bad it was.

835
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

836
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 3: Sorry is a little bit of an anti climax. But

837
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 3: thanks for the call.

838
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 8: She wi is was it hanging?

839
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 3: You can ask?

840
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 8: I think it gets to be.

841
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 2: I think we've had we think we've had a father

842
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 2: and a three year old shoveling ship down a drain.

843
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 2: I don't think we need to go down level. Let's

844
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 2: go to get I Aaron take us home.

845
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 12: Mate.

846
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 2: We're talking hot top horror stories. They've been gory so far.

847
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 8: What you got?

848
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 18: Yeah, So me and my brother five and three, I'm

849
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 18: just having a bath in the family bathing the spa

850
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,919
Speaker 18: bath one of them. Yeah, that's some of the bath.

851
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 18: And then we decided to turn the jets on. Jets

852
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 18: come on, and then with some strange reason, we thought

853
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 18: it'd be a good idea to clean our bats up

854
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 18: against the jet.

855
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 2: I think the water blow water up the jet.

856
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 8: I'll get it matter. So that's classic.

857
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 18: Yeah, anyway that happens. And then my younger brother so

858
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,959
Speaker 18: like he's obviously feeling like he needs to get a toilet,

859
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 18: and then instantly ships himself, and then me, laughing at him,

860
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 18: to himself ship myself as well. There's a bas full

861
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 18: of diarrhea. And then mum comes in and gets us

862
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 18: to clean up ourselves.

863
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 8: Any part with the jets still on. Aaron, with the

864
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 8: jets still on, the jets was still chain's up in there.

865
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 8: There's nothing more to add.

866
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 19: I think, I think I mean Aaron and a cragging story,

867
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 19: But I think my phone moment of that whole thing

868
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 19: was when he's in I put against the Jets and

869
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 19: before he could finish, don't mind

870
00:39:55,800 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 14: That you will, and you're like, I get it, mate,