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Speaker 1: It's a woman woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Men, but when you're in a rush or just can't

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Speaker 2: be both listening to them blather on for half an hour, right,

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Speaker 2: so sex on stakeout. Now. The reason this happens, the

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Speaker 2: reason we're talking about this is my very distant relative

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Speaker 2: of mine, very distant relative, distant, like distant.

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Speaker 1: Like you know, barely no, really barely even related.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, invect not related at all. I just thought

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Speaker 2: we were related because in the world in the way

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Speaker 2: that like everyone's related.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, more related than you and me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like when you when you have a really good

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Speaker 2: time with someone and you're drunk and you call them brother.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not related at all. Yeah, that's what this

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Speaker 1: guy's like to me. Okay, good cove man, But anyway,

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Speaker 1: plead your tracks. Well, thank you.

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Speaker 2: He had a police guard out in the front of

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Speaker 2: his house for a while, and he walked out there

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Speaker 2: to give them a cup of tea. And yeah, I

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Speaker 2: think the expression I used were they were burying the

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Speaker 2: vein cane in the flesh tunnel on the air.

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Speaker 1: That was a wild metaphor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, parking the beef buffs in Tunatown, That's exactly.

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Speaker 1: What they were doing. On a cabbage patch one of

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Speaker 1: your other So sex, Yeah, no's having sex on the

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Speaker 1: stake out, And you wanted to know how often?

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Speaker 2: It's like, we probably couldn't say on air, but how

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Speaker 2: often people do have sex on a stage?

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Speaker 1: I don't make me sound like a sicker, like I don't,

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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: You took your heaphones off, and you're like, well, do

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Speaker 2: you think everyone would have sex on the steakeout?

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Speaker 1: No? I think I was more confident with my assertion.

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Speaker 1: I said that would happen all the time. You think

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Speaker 1: about it. You think about it like two people, two

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Speaker 1: people sitting in the car for what.

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Speaker 2: By the way, first of all, they have to be

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Speaker 2: attracted to each other.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, you wait, so you got twenty four to

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Speaker 1: forty eight hours.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if I'm having a stake out with you,

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Speaker 2: I'm not having sex with you.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, let me run a little hypothetical post chat. We've

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Speaker 1: got twenty four to forty eight hours together, all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden we start getting deep with each other. No,

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Speaker 1: not like that, like I mean like chat wise, like

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Speaker 1: conversation wise. So you mean it's bringing like things I've

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Speaker 1: been our lives and we've never talked about before and

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Speaker 1: then I don't know, you spill bit of coffee on

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Speaker 1: your pants and you're like, I better get these pants off.

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Speaker 1: I've better get these pants off to drive the coffee,

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Speaker 1: which you know we're risking the steak out there because

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Speaker 1: you're obviously outside the car drawing your pants off. But

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Speaker 1: then you're in there with you with your pants off,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm like, then you're like, that's actually quite

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Speaker 1: comfortable with your pants off, and I'm like, I would

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Speaker 1: am I trying that? So I take my pants off,

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Speaker 1: and then you know we're talking. We're thirty hours in,

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Speaker 1: we haven't slept for thirty hours. We're both in there

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Speaker 1: with our pants.

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Speaker 2: I have hours, like you rotate out, you'd rotate the

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Speaker 2: strike though on the steakout.

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Speaker 1: But there'd be some steakhouts that last forty to fifty hours.

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Speaker 2: I don't think so, at least I think that would

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Speaker 2: be irresponsible of the police to send people on a

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Speaker 2: steak out like that.

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Speaker 1: We really want to get the guys or girls that

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Speaker 1: are responsible here that we will stake out.

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Speaker 2: You can't even stay awake for forty hours if you

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Speaker 2: tried it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's what I'm talking about. So you and

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Speaker 1: me exactly, not exactly. So you and me fall asleep

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Speaker 1: on each other with our pants off, and then all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm like, oh gee, I have better

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Speaker 1: I'm so tired a better drive, and I go down

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Speaker 1: to get the gear stick and you know, wear my hands.

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Speaker 1: We're having sex. That same story would have happened multiple times.

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Speaker 1: You agree with the job. Uh you lost me with

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Speaker 1: coffee on the pants. That was early. I lot you

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Speaker 1: very early.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, but that's just for you and me. You're saying,

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Speaker 2: for example, if there was somebody at work that you

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Speaker 2: were attracted to, and you've been in this position before,

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Speaker 2: You've been attracted to people but that we've worked with before.

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Speaker 1: On anything more than an intellectual level.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you hooked up with someone at a Christmas party,

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Speaker 2: You're going to be confused.

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Speaker 1: She was engaged Joe. That wasn't me. But I believe

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Speaker 1: we've rotten. Ne Starland was involved.

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Speaker 2: That was a different one.

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Speaker 1: That was different one that wasn't. So I'm just going

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Speaker 1: through the list alphabetically false. If I was a police.

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Speaker 2: Officer, but if you were working with someone that you

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Speaker 2: remotely had a crush on and you ended up in

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Speaker 2: a car with them, for however long both consenting might

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Speaker 2: very strong. There the fact that you're obviously both into it.

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Speaker 1: Of course, Yeah, I can see it happening Brooklyn nine None.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's a TV show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's so real, is it? I thought, how

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Speaker 1: many satire more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to