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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've got the one and only Mimi web in the

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Speaker 2: studio home first time here with us on Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: And I think you're probably one of the first Brits

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Speaker 2: we've come in contact. We were just saying, off Mike then,

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Speaker 2: how much of a wild time it's been obviously with

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Speaker 2: the Queen dying, very obviously loved, respected, beautiful person. But

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Speaker 2: we're not Brits. But for you, because you you performed

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Speaker 2: at the Platinum Jubilee, didn't you.

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Speaker 3: I got to meet Prince William, was lovely, so friendly.

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Speaker 4: My mom was laughing, she was hogging him again.

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Speaker 5: Your mom was did you want your mom to come?

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Speaker 6: Or was your mom like no, no, no, if you're going on, I.

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Speaker 3: Had both my parents come and in the palace that's

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Speaker 3: where we met him.

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Speaker 2: After in the palace.

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Speaker 4: Champaign nice for some nibley bits.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I just said the parties in the palace And

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Speaker 2: the first thing you said was the champagne. That would

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Speaker 2: have been the same at every bar in London.

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Speaker 4: It's just special.

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Speaker 2: Is there anything else Champagno?

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Speaker 4: A load of people.

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Speaker 2: Glad they invited you.

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Speaker 4: To get the parents out there at the end of

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Speaker 4: Champagne was going.

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Speaker 5: At home.

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Speaker 2: With you.

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Speaker 5: So what are your parents like, by the way, with

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Speaker 5: your like music career and stuff. Are they like the

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Speaker 5: embarrassingly over supportive parents.

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Speaker 4: They're quite good.

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Speaker 3: Actually, my mum's come on tour with me a few

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Speaker 3: times and she's hilarious, like all the all the crew

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Speaker 3: of the band. They're like, she's like the mum of Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's really nice. But yeah, she's hilarious. Like I think

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Speaker 3: she's turned around one time like, oh, it's not why

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Speaker 3: is everyone not in business? And I'm like, Mum, it's

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Speaker 3: hours fly. Can you just stop piece? I've got to

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Speaker 3: pay for that out And then that's like, oh really

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Speaker 3: it's an hour but a bit of that, and I'm like, Mom,

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Speaker 3: it's not.

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Speaker 5: It's not mom keeping you in check on tour, it's

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Speaker 5: you keeping.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, And she like loves the fans, so she

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Speaker 3: like to meet everyone and everything.

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Speaker 2: So can I just go back to the business class

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Speaker 2: thing you were saying before? So are you saying that

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Speaker 2: you're so you're sitting in business with your mom. So

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Speaker 2: you're an economy with your mom, your fo economy.

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Speaker 4: It's an hows fly?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, fair enough line. What's the line when you're go.

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Speaker 4: Into business, like.

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Speaker 3: You know, coming here it was so like fourteen yeah,

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Speaker 3: fourteen hours.

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Speaker 2: But you're an international pop star. I cannot believe that

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Speaker 2: you're flu economy so you have like a normal meal

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Speaker 2: and everything.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: Fine days.

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Speaker 2: We are joined by pop Sensation, Mimi Ware and sit

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Speaker 2: all the way from the u K.

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Speaker 5: Yeah absolutely, and Mim I heard that something you really

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Speaker 5: wanted to try when you were here was fish and

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Speaker 5: chips when you got to Australia, have you tried that?

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Speaker 4: And I'm doing that late?

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Speaker 2: I think after this, why why? What's so?

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Speaker 3: I'm from Whitstable and basically they've got like the best

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Speaker 3: fish and chips and all my family have a fish

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Speaker 3: and chip shop actually there, yeah, my dad's.

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Speaker 2: Can I see? So the economy things all making sense now.

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Speaker 2: It all kind of adds up fish and chip.

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Speaker 5: So sorry, So are you doing research for the family

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Speaker 5: fish and chip shop to figure out if we're doing

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Speaker 5: something well?

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Speaker 3: I just ended up for some reason talking about fish

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Speaker 3: and chips every is.

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Speaker 4: That just become a thing. Like I even got a lesser,

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Speaker 4: like when I got to the hotel.

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Speaker 3: Everyone I was in Sydney, like from like my label

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Speaker 3: being like, Oh, I hope you enjoy the fish and chips.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, a lot. I'm usairs. I'm

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Speaker 4: ob sairs.

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Speaker 2: Seriously easy to look after what's on everyone else's riders,

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Speaker 2: Like you know they want like little kittens and stuff

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Speaker 2: in the room. You just want a piece of flake.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, I'm like, just give me a fission.

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Speaker 2: All of this is making sense now because I was

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Speaker 2: reading all this stuff about you and I was like,

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Speaker 2: who is this chig? So you're open? You opened, you

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Speaker 2: opened for justin the other day. Yeah, and you forgot

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Speaker 2: your luggage, like you lost your luggage. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: It was an absolute nightmare.

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Speaker 3: So we turn up to the first show and basically

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Speaker 3: all our luggage, most our luggage just isn't there with us,

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Speaker 3: and we kind of balls of economy, Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 3: and start getting those upgrades. Oh yeah, we pretty much

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Speaker 3: all of us have lost our luggage. And it was

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Speaker 3: about ten pm we landed, No shops were open. We

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Speaker 3: were freaking out and then lugging if we found.

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Speaker 2: The show that night.

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Speaker 3: The next day we had no show, looks nothing. We

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Speaker 3: were freaking out as a nightmare then and the next

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Speaker 4: But it was yeah, it was the night it was.

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Speaker 3: It was actually something though that I look back at

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Speaker 3: now and I think, wow, we really piled through, like all.

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Speaker 2: Of us lost, like so you lost everything.

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Speaker 4: Everything was good. They didn't even put it on the plane.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: Instruments and stuff.

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Speaker 4: We actually got those. So we were so lucky as

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Speaker 4: long as we Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So where do you go? So Europe?

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Speaker 4: Where were we were in trond Okay.

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Speaker 2: In Europe? All right, So in the middle of you

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Speaker 2: you've got to find how many show looks do you need?

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Speaker 4: I need one because then my mum was going to

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Speaker 4: be coming the next day after.

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Speaker 7: That going with you?

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Speaker 6: Does mom have a show look as well?

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Speaker 4: Or my flag got grabbed?

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Speaker 7: A few more?

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Speaker 2: Great? So where did you go shopping? What did you

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Speaker 2: what do you put together?

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Speaker 3: What's your first So I went for not these these

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Speaker 2: So I was talking about it's not my bag. Essis

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Speaker 2: really not my thing? Is you can tell? So it's

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Speaker 2: not that I don't care anything, but I was more

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Speaker 2: just like, what's your first shot? Like what is like

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Speaker 2: a one stop shop that you go into and you

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Speaker 2: just be like that's where I'm going. Like it was.

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Speaker 3: It was actually nothing open, but we managed to get

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Speaker 3: one open, so you've got it open.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: They I don't know who did it, but I think

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Speaker 3: just you know, yeah, justin justin. They were really great

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Speaker 3: and everything was amazing. So yeah, so we managed to

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Speaker 3: get that sorted. But yeah, it was honestly, like even

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Speaker 3: like the guys.

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Speaker 4: Like you know, all my crew, like the band were like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: you know what we wear.

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Speaker 3: So we were just all running around like you know,

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Speaker 3: make sure we got the right looks. But yeah, then

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Speaker 3: two weeks later and mine, mine was the last one

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Speaker 3: to Yeah, so two weeks then got tolive back to my.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, did you did you like your new

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Speaker 5: show looks more than your old show?

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Speaker 4: I love the show. In the end, I was like,

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Speaker 4: this is probably better than what I was actually gonna wear.

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Speaker 5: Hope you should do it all the time. City my

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Speaker 5: Bag on the.

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Speaker 2: The Will and Woody podcast, wards, got a question for

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Speaker 2: you and everyone else, which animal do you feel sorry for?

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Speaker 8: And why?

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Speaker 2: The reason we're talking about this is because there was

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Speaker 2: an engineer in America who decided to build snake's legs

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Speaker 2: because he felt sorry for them. Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure,

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Speaker 2: board man with a lot of money, I'd say, I

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Speaker 2: don't know, how else do you get there? Well, he's

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Speaker 2: decided to turn his whole occupation building snake's legs.

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Speaker 5: You could have some real snake lovers out there. There's

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Speaker 5: a market. That's a business.

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Speaker 2: I think that's it's not a market if you're a

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Speaker 2: real snake lover. Yeah, okay, so you're whittling it right

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Speaker 2: down there. You may meet one people, maybe one in

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Speaker 2: a thousand people ever, who's a snakelover.

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Speaker 6: Okay, but they're out there.

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Speaker 5: Sure, And then if you tell those snake lovers, I'm

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Speaker 5: going to make your snake's life so much better by

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Speaker 5: because I've built these legs specifically for snakes or zoo zoos.

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Speaker 5: It's an attraction. What is we've got walking snakes?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so zoo's all over the world. Well that's a

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Speaker 6: that's a good question.

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Speaker 2: How many legs are they going to have? Is it

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Speaker 2: going to be like a millipede? Is that what he's

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Speaker 2: going for there? Because I can't you can't climb a tree.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot worse for the snake if you if you.

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Speaker 5: I don't know though, if you can't anymore. But if

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Speaker 5: I was, I will break it down. If I was

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Speaker 5: slithering on the ground all day, that's what I did

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Speaker 5: all day, and then you said to me I could

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Speaker 5: have some legs, yeah, obviously. And if you said to me, oh,

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Speaker 5: you can't climb trees, now I go. I don't give

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Speaker 2: I can't climb trees. Now walking, I'm no longer in

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Speaker 2: the do a lot better. That's a really good point,

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Speaker 2: A really good point. All right, So thirty one and

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Speaker 2: six five, this guy feels sorry for snakes. Yeah, thirty

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Speaker 2: one and six fives. What animal do you feel sorry for?

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Speaker 6: Which do you feel the most sorry for?

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Speaker 2: I've got a few, Okay, I my first thought was

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Speaker 2: look at you.

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Speaker 6: My first thought animal lover over.

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Speaker 2: My first thought was a starfish.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, although shocking time the starfish, though, You just you

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Speaker 5: just sort of grip yourself onto cool things and then

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Speaker 5: just follow them, right, You just get carried everywhere.

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Speaker 6: Is that my thinking of the right or am I

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Speaker 6: thinking of a barnacle?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That's it's another crust Shawn as he used to call them.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, for starfish just attach themselves to Leo DiCaprio's yacht stuff.

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Speaker 2: Starfish move, Great holidays, Starfish move. Yeah, they just kind

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Speaker 2: of just cop it, you know what I mean. You

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Speaker 2: don't get to they move verrey. It's glacial, you know.

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Speaker 2: They kind of like steadily move thirty meters in like

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Speaker 2: one hundred years. Shocking life. They can't see anything.

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Speaker 6: Do they not have eyes? No, yes they do.

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Speaker 2: They don't.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's shocking.

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Speaker 2: But they're doing their blind stuck to a rock.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, that's shocking stuff.

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Speaker 6: What about this bees?

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Speaker 2: You feel sorry for bees?

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Speaker 6: I feel sorry for bees.

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Speaker 5: Because they live in the constant anxiety of So I've

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Speaker 5: got an attack, I've got one move. Yeah, it's to sting,

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Speaker 5: And I live in the constant anxiety and stress of

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Speaker 5: is this the moment.

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Speaker 2: That I need to release this sting?

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Speaker 2: The risks are too high.

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Speaker 6: So again, they did like a very meditative life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just to be avoiding all hazards.

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Speaker 2: No rock climbing in the bee world.

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Speaker 5: I mean shocking, ending to the prank. You think through

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Speaker 5: Oh, they are very intelligent. Yeah, they've got hands, they've

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Speaker 2: So intelligent. I dare say that they would look at

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Speaker 6: Yeah, giving the prisoner hope. Chimps.

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Speaker 2: No, they'd look at us and be like, hey, screw you,

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Speaker 5: In planet of the ape. So they ever get to

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Speaker 6: Did they go, oh, I prefer just eating?

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Speaker 5: Let's go to beck here on thirty one six five,

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Speaker 5: beg which animal do you feel most sorry for?

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Speaker 1: I feel sorry to a just walking around squashing millions

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Speaker 5: And also it just feels like there's no one there

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Speaker 6: You've never seen and you're at it.

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Speaker 5: They're at work constantly, don't get paid.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, horrific. That's got to that'd be a good little

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Speaker 2: I reckon it's a Disney movie called Ants. Let's go

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Speaker 2: Good though good twenty five years behind, but not bad Bella.

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Speaker 10: I feel sorry for the ibis.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're great.

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Speaker 10: We really wants to be known as bin chickens. But

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Speaker 5: Why do you think we dislike them more than a seagull?

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Speaker 10: I didn't even know what a being chicken was still

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, but we love the Iris in all

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd loved all my days at Ibis.

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Speaker 2: I think the Iris is. Yeah, it's more of the

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Speaker 5: We've covered ourselves. Well, all right, I feel sorry for toadfish.

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Speaker 5: Toadfish just blow blows up in a balloon right as

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Speaker 6: No, it's horrific.

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Speaker 2: Have you seen it?

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Speaker 6: Bloody open?

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Speaker 2: It has just a current, just an air balloon underwater control.

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Speaker 5: And I imagine as well, similar to the bees, there'd

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Speaker 2: Oh no, so it's a response. It's it's reactionary, yeah,

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Right, shocking toadfish, the ones that were puffy. It's a

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Speaker 2: puffer fish, right.

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Speaker 2: When you eat them, you can only carve them in

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Speaker 6: Yes, fun fact.

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Speaker 5: If someone dies, if someone gets poisoned, the chef then

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Speaker 6: They're different. We'll stop with pffer fish.

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Speaker 2: Then carry on with your fun fact.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, with a pufferfish. If if someone is poisoned,

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Speaker 5: if someone dies. Fugu is what they call it in Japan.

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Speaker 10: Wow.

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Speaker 6: So they're incredibly rare of.

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Speaker 5: The stuff it up, though I wouldn't think super commonly

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry, but this is a documentary there for

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Speaker 5: Let's go to Kate here thirteen one six five. Ki,

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Speaker 5: what what animal do you feel sorry for?

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Speaker 7: It's gotta be a pig?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the pig.

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Speaker 2: Sorry for pigs, it's.

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Speaker 10: Not they're so delicious.

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Speaker 5: Oh but they're so pigs super intelligent.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and hence they know that they're in a cage

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Speaker 7: To Yeah, how could he bacon? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that evil voice inside your head. I canna

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Speaker 5: What is the most impressive thing you have done pantless

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Speaker 5: in your jocks or in your jox? Will thirteen one

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Speaker 5: oh sixty five is the number we're talking about it

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Speaker 5: because they had a bit of a giggle last night

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Speaker 5: as I was watching Akka also known as a Current Affair,

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Speaker 5: when they were joining.

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Speaker 9: It No no, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 6: They were doing a story on this.

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Speaker 5: Guy who hoards he's a horde away and he just

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Speaker 5: refused to put his pants on when he was being

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Speaker 5: interviewed by the beautiful Hannah Sincleir from a Current Affair.

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Speaker 4: Good Dad, Yeah, we'll come up put some pants on.

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Speaker 9: That day.

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Speaker 2: We lost that battle, but we did eventually get Dave

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Speaker 2: to detail what happened.

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Speaker 5: Didn't want to jack his pants on and have a

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Speaker 5: look at Dave. I mean, I know you don't have

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Speaker 5: an added ass.

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Speaker 6: Jumper on zip down below the belly button.

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Speaker 2: Hello ladies.

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Speaker 6: And then the jocks covered in paint. He's just got

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Speaker 2: So I thought they were like a camo.

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Speaker 6: No, you're right, Will, it's a.

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Speaker 2: I think he's gonna. I think he's got to, you know,

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Speaker 2: speckled jock. He's got a speckled jock, a speckled joke.

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Speaker 5: No traditionally, No, I'm just an all black man, very simple,

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Speaker 5: that's pretty impressive though, National TV in your jocks want

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Speaker 5: to see what impressive things other people have done in

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Speaker 5: their jocks. Bill, But we've got mact here, mac out

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Speaker 5: what happened to you the other night?

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Speaker 11: And walk up the other night dog jump on my bed.

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Speaker 9: He was afraid and a gonna hear was screaming out

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Speaker 11: They're fighting, so we need to break it up.

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Speaker 7: So broke it up, got into bed.

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Speaker 11: Then the smashed up.

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Speaker 7: Against the door. Broke it up again. I got at left.

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Speaker 5: So I'm taking from that foot with your dog in

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Speaker 11: Yeah, no, dog, jump top of my bed. He was afraid,

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Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 2: He got hit in the lip by two women out

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Speaker 2: break up their fight. Yes, is that right, Macca? You're

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Speaker 2: still going? Are you You just to take recording? That's

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Speaker 2: just playing twice there. That's very good.

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Speaker 6: That's my bad because I thought he said, dog, no, no,

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Speaker 6: there's a fight.

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Speaker 2: Two women were fighting out the front of wind he

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Speaker 2: He was frightened, and then he was like, oh, what's

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Speaker 2: going on? Two women fighting out the front. You got

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Speaker 5: That is pretty bloody impressive. That is much more impressive

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Speaker 2: Ask him again, though, No, that's how I got on

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Speaker 5: Let's go to Jason here, and Jason, we're talking about

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Speaker 5: the most impressive thing people have done in their jocks,

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Speaker 5: and this was your stepdad in the jocks.

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Speaker 7: It was it was hey, boys, a long long time ago.

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Speaker 7: There was not in his jocks, he was in a

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Speaker 7: The last thing I saw was horrific. Ran into the

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Speaker 6: Running through this again.

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Speaker 2: I'll run you through. It's good because I'm lost.

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Speaker 5: Guy getting his camera broken into here's it runs out naked,

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Speaker 6: Chucks in on his knees.

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Speaker 5: So he's face to Todja as he said, a couple

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Speaker 6: Bloody hell, none of it. Take that guy to prison.

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Speaker 6: He's had the.

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Speaker 2: Experience if the will and Woody podka. Right now, I've

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Speaker 6: I suppose I'm in, You're in, get me in there, coach.

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Speaker 2: Do people lie about their kids sleeping through the night?

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Speaker 1: Are you.

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Speaker 2: No? Well, I'm not. I don't need to lie. I'm exhausted.

450
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,920
Speaker 2: I don't think I was up every hour on the

451
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:30,639
Speaker 2: hour last night.

452
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,440
Speaker 5: So people would lie saying their kids are sleeping more

453
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,000
Speaker 5: than is.

454
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,119
Speaker 6: Actually, this is what.

455
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Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out. I've had like two or

456
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,200
Speaker 2: three people say to me who are wrecked with sleep,

457
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,639
Speaker 2: like wrecked with sleep deprivation, who have said to me,

458
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,440
Speaker 2: don't listen to the people who tell you that their

459
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:50,040
Speaker 2: kids sleep through the night because it's bs effectively.

460
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:53,040
Speaker 5: Why would they like to I think it's like a flex.

461
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,200
Speaker 2: I think that's what they're saying, is it's like it's

462
00:20:55,240 --> 00:21:00,760
Speaker 2: impressive because the sleep thing is, it's all consuming. The

463
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,800
Speaker 2: sleep thing is, it's like it's all Sam and I

464
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 2: talk about, not not all we talk about, but most

465
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,920
Speaker 2: of what we talk about. Yeah, you know, do we

466
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,840
Speaker 2: go dummy in dummy out. Do we get her out

467
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,880
Speaker 2: of the sleep sit anytime soon? When do we move

468
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 2: her from the co sleeper to the cot? When she's

469
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,719
Speaker 2: going to start sleeping out of the room? How did

470
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 2: you put her down last night? She didn't go down

471
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:19,359
Speaker 2: to sleep in my arms.

472
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 7: Last night.

473
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,520
Speaker 6: She went to sleep terrific.

474
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,919
Speaker 2: But the only reason you're talking about it so much

475
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,720
Speaker 2: is because it's so precious to you, because when they

476
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,480
Speaker 2: are asleep, you get time to yourself. Yeah, so this

477
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 2: is premium. It's like if we can nail that, our

478
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,840
Speaker 2: lives will be easier. But I'm starting to feel as

479
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:39,159
Speaker 2: if the struggle to get a whole night's sleep we'll

480
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 2: get Max to sleep through the night is it's almost

481
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,159
Speaker 2: not worth it. I'd almost rather accept that she's not

482
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:47,359
Speaker 2: going to sleep through the night.

483
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,040
Speaker 6: Lean into it.

484
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, just just go like this is this is a

485
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:51,240
Speaker 2: fool's errand.

486
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 6: This is going to be an interrupted sleep. Yes, embracing myself.

487
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,240
Speaker 2: Hence why I want to know if people are lying

488
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,639
Speaker 2: about it because I just want to. I just want

489
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 2: to give it up, like I just want to put

490
00:21:59,200 --> 00:21:59,439
Speaker 2: it down.

491
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 5: Do you think it other reason as to why you

492
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 5: would lie about it is to try and like convince

493
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,120
Speaker 5: yourself that, yes, you did have a good night sleep

494
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 5: last night. Is there any level of you somethings that

495
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,639
Speaker 5: wake up and go, no, I didn't wake up that

496
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 5: much last night.

497
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 6: No, you don't do that. No, it might never matter.

498
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 2: In fact, In fact, if anything, it has this weird

499
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 2: effect on you, where like I was probably only up

500
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 2: four times last night. Yeah, that's a lot, by the way, Yeah,

501
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,440
Speaker 2: yeah it is, you know, but it feels like I

502
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 2: was up the whole night.

503
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 8: Yeah.

504
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 2: Sure, oh, because you're right four times, like four times.

505
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 2: You know, if you sleep for nine hours and you're go, oh,

506
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 2: you're up four times. But if that includes like a

507
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,239
Speaker 2: bottle feed and a change of nappy every time, it's

508
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 2: like forty five minutes and then you take fifteen minutes

509
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 2: to get back to sleep, it adds up. Bro.

510
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, absolutely.

511
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 2: But the annoying thing is you come into work or

512
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 2: you you know, you meet other people who have got

513
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 2: babies and they're like, oh, jeez, my kid was sleeping

514
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 2: through it that age, and you're like, piss off. Yeah,

515
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,400
Speaker 2: there's just no way.

516
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,199
Speaker 5: It's always a bit rude to say that. By the way,

517
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 5: Can I just say, like.

518
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 2: Well, I felt that because very early on, I don't

519
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 2: know if you remember this, but I but Max was

520
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 2: sleeping really well, really early on. Yeah, and I felt

521
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 2: weird pushing that on people. I don't want to be the.

522
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,880
Speaker 5: Guy going like, ah, exactly, that's just rude. That's that's

523
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 5: not going to be good in a social situation. Like

524
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 5: if someone says something's going terribly, you don't want to go, well,

525
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 5: I'm I'm fine in that area.

526
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's never a good thing.

527
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like if someone came to you and they

528
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 2: said I've got COVID, you'd be like, haha.

529
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 5: Exactly, I've never had a cop It terrible as people, no, Yeah,

530
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 5: So that's why it baffles me that there would be

531
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,399
Speaker 5: people out there. Again, I don't know if this is

532
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,120
Speaker 5: the thing, but if they're out there lying about their baby.

533
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 6: Sleeping or not, I don't I just don't understand that.

534
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 2: Do people lie about their kids sleeping through the night.

535
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 2: It's a weird flex. Kid, woods you're a kid. It's

536
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 2: a weird flex. But there are weird flexes with kids,

537
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 2: good point, dad, but there are, Like it's a weird thing,

538
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 2: whether you know, Like developmental flexes are a big thing.

539
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 6: As in like, oh, my kid's walking.

540
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 5: And actually I do hear that from my friends because

541
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 5: they'll say, like, oh, my child is already the size

542
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 5: of someone in year two. I'm not sure if that's

543
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 5: even a flex. They'll go, oh, my kid figured out

544
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 5: Rubik's cube.

545
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, exactly, So you flex about these weird But

546
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 2: when they're inference, they're not figuring out anything, So it's

547
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:14,399
Speaker 2: like weird developmental things like my child lifted one of

548
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 2: her legs in the air, or she she figured out

549
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 2: how to fart by herself, you know, and I was

550
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 2: pushing out the farts with my hands for a while there,

551
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 2: I said before, like, I was playing I swing with

552
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 2: my mom the other day and she was like, I

553
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 2: don't reckon any of you can on one of four.

554
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 2: My mom said, I don't reckon any of you slept

555
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 2: through the night until you were like one or two,

556
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 2: not completely sure. She was like, it's just such a

557
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 2: weird thing that everyone's got this, like because you get

558
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 2: sleep coaches. You get these sleep coaches.

559
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 5: In want someone sitting there, go like, go to sleep,

560
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 5: go to sleep now right.

561
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 2: I caught a time I have a dream effectively effectively, Yeah,

562
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 2: you pay a lot of money for these sleep consultants

563
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 2: to come in and get your kid to sleep through

564
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 2: the night an absolute well, but the payoff is, apparently

565
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 2: they're very successful. To payoff is that the kid goes

566
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,880
Speaker 2: to sleep at seven o'clock and wakes up at seven am,

567
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:57,199
Speaker 2: and the.

568
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 6: Coach is there all night. No, sorry, I'm just very

569
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 6: conf used.

570
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 5: Will when not?

571
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 2: Because put him up? Sorry I forgot you're sleeping on

572
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 2: the job.

573
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,360
Speaker 6: By the hour.

574
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 2: Oh god, it sounds that ridiculous, but they actually exist

575
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 2: because the people are willing to throw so much money

576
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,239
Speaker 2: just the idea of their child sleeping through the night,

577
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,119
Speaker 2: because sleep is so important, because this sleep deprivation is

578
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 2: the thing that breaks you down, as you would have

579
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 2: noticed on me recently, Yeah, kills you. Maybe it's just

580
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 2: my own sense of sanity. I want to know that

581
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:44,640
Speaker 2: they're lying, Alicia, What are your thoughts? I think?

582
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 7: Why would they lie?

583
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: Everyone hates that parent comes in and says, my kid

584
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: sleeps through the night, So why would you lie that

585
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: You're only setting yourself up the sail because every other

586
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: parent is waiting has the night where you kick doesn't sleep,

587
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 1: so you can go well, but I thought you had

588
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: a miracle baby that swept through the night.

589
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 2: Yes, So you think, Alicia, that the people, the parents

590
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 2: that lie, they're lying about the fact that their kid

591
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 2: doesn't sleep through If that makes any sense.

592
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 12: Yeah, Like I think if you're gonna lie about your

593
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 12: kids sleeping, it's that you say that they were, that

594
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 12: they're waiting more than they are. Like, people have sympathy

595
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 12: for you, and then like if something happens, you're.

596
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 1: Like, oh, yeah, but you're tired. Well, if you're the

597
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: parent who's like, my ket sleeps.

598
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 12: And aren't like it eight hours every night, you're like,

599
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 12: I'm just waiting for something to happen, so you say,

600
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:31,919
Speaker 12: and I to be like, oh, but you su get

601
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 12: to sleep all night?

602
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, Alisha, And that's what you used to lie about,

603
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,679
Speaker 5: will Yes, that's what early on.

604
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 2: Yes, when back, I would never walk into a conversation

605
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 2: and go, haha, social ser suffer and your jocks Yeah, yeah,

606
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 2: no exactly, No one wants to talk to you after that.

607
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 5: Let's go to Sonya here, Sonya, do you reckon people

608
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 5: ever lie about like effectively they're baby sleeping successfully.

609
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 9: All the time. My kids are almost thirty and twenty seven,

610
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 9: and I can remember distinctly going to playgroup and having

611
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 9: all these mothers tell me to keep sleep all night.

612
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 9: They put them down and there's no problem.

613
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:12,479
Speaker 5: Sorry, sonya, you still talk about your twenty seven year

614
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 5: old and how much they sleep.

615
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 9: Absolutely, because I got no sleep for like four years.

616
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, you're talking twenty No, no, she's talking not now,

617
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 2: not now, but I'm talking every morning.

618
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 6: Get tom, how are you how much to just leave?

619
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 2: I'm going to playgroup. I'm going to tell the girls,

620
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 2: what didn't you fit into?

621
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 5: Love to hear from you guys, No, when didn't you fit?

622
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 2: So that's the question, and we're talking about it because

623
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 2: I was quitting.

624
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 5: He is, So, yeah, maybe Kim Caashian didn't fit into

625
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 5: a Marilyn Monroe dress before the met gala.

626
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 6: He she is talking about it.

627
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 7: I tried it on his dinner for me, and so

628
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 7: I looked at them and I said, give me like

629
00:27:56,040 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 7: three weeks and I had to lose sixteen pounds down

630
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 7: today to be able.

631
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 11: To fit this.

632
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, so she lost the weight to bear. Kim, My, God,

633
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 6: well done.

634
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 2: As small as violin in the world is playing for you?

635
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 6: Sure well? Sixteen pounds in three weeks though, bloody hell, that's.

636
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 2: That's thing like she carried a crucifix across the hills

637
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 2: of Jerusalem.

638
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 6: I mean, I reckon, you could lose sixteen pounds in

639
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 6: three weeks.

640
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're on here. I don't reckon. I don't reckon.

641
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 2: There'll be much of me left three weeks.

642
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, sixteen pounds.

643
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 2: How many kilos is that?

644
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 6: It's about eight kilos?

645
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 2: Jesus, Yeah, ikon, I could do it.

646
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 6: Someone get this audio.

647
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,239
Speaker 2: But like I don't want to, Like I wouldn't. I mean,

648
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 2: it's not her choice, that's true, you know what I mean.

649
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 2: She's not saying that I needed to get my weight

650
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 2: down so I could join the army or something, and

651
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 2: so she can fit into a vintage dress and hang

652
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 2: out with the rest of the flogs at the at

653
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 2: the awards there, mate.

654
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 6: No, well said, you've got no awards ceremonies coming up,

655
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 6: and you.

656
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 2: Want to that's what it's slipping rights for a great

657
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 2: cause or anything.

658
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 6: No, no, absolutely not anyway. So one thing, if you

659
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 6: didn't get.

660
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 2: On your mate, I'm sorry with that. It just pisses

661
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 2: me off. Don't be a martyr because you've got to

662
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 2: fit into a dress for an awards ceremony.

663
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, who cares. That's that's fair.

664
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 2: Exactly, George, exactly.

665
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 5: Anyway, we'll move up Kim, because none of us really

666
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 5: care about Kim Kardashian. One thing you can do, which

667
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 5: is a bit boring, is not fitting into clothes. I

668
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 5: want to see where people take this third N one

669
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 5: O six ' five. When didn't you fit? We got

670
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 5: Johnny here, Johnny, when didn't you fit?

671
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 6: My friends?

672
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 11: I went across to Malaysia with my Malaysian partner and

673
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 11: we went across to a theme park. Thought it'd be

674
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 11: really cool, lady to go to a theme park. It

675
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 11: turns out it wasn't such a great idea because I

676
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 11: didn't fit into the ride. So as they put the

677
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 11: safety highnesses down, I'm a little bit too tall and

678
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 11: wide shoulder, yeah, because of bill rides are obviously built

679
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 11: for smaller stature of people, and I'm not driving, But

680
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 11: essentially the rides came down over the shoulders and the

681
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 11: right Essentially the harness wouldn't fit and I was holding

682
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 11: everyone up. So they quietly asked me to leave the

683
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 11: theme park because I was too big for all the rides.

684
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 6: Bloody hell, there you go, Johnny, Thanks for the kill, mate.

685
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 13: I reckon.

686
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 2: John might have been able to say that in three seconds.

687
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 2: Probably next time, let's go to Joe here Joe waiting

688
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 2: for the theme back boys, Thanks John, great col Let's

689
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 2: go anyway, it's on the food ride. I tried to

690
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 2: let's go to jad once again presented an issue.

691
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 6: Joey, we've got a low base to work off here.

692
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 6: When didn't you feel how are we good? Mate?

693
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 7: We're good? Mate.

694
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 8: My eye had to set a sample my stoolway and

695
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 8: the stool offered with a whole stool I had to

696
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 8: put in a container. They would't bloody fit in the container.

697
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 8: I was jamming and jam and I just had crap

698
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 8: all over the place. Mate, I don't read instructions, so

699
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 8: they only want a little bit of a sample, and

700
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 8: I'm trying to put a whole stool in there.

701
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 2: Mates, Jesus Christ, I actually thought you were talking about

702
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 2: a physical stool for a second there. I'm always I'm

703
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 2: not happy. The penny dropped. Good golo, get on your joke.

704
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 5: That's a little pear say for people, and the were

705
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 5: still sampled.

706
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 6: That don't need the whole thing. A little bit'll do.

707
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 2: Joe, you can have his spinal pillbody johnd the goal

708
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 2: about getting stuck on a ride and Will that's the more.

709
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 5: In just a bit the Will and Woody Podcast.

710
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 2: Third end one six five. Would love to hear from you, guys.

711
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 2: Most brutal way you were dumped. If you had a

712
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 2: situation you're willing to offer up. Now. The reason we're

713
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 2: talking about this is because Elon Musk has taken over Twitter,

714
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 2: and the employees are describing just a brutal week of dumpings,

715
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 2: so much so that he had to tweet about it

716
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 2: because everyone's so rattled.

717
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 6: Musk tweeted about it about dumping all of his staff.

718
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 2: He said, unfortunately, there is absolutely no choice when the

719
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 2: company is losing over four million dollars a day.

720
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, wow, yeah, so they just had to go.

721
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,719
Speaker 2: Thirteen one I six ' five. Would love to hear

722
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 2: from you guys. Worst way you got dumped, Mitchie.

723
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 6: I'm glad you're the dumper here. Mitch. You're trying to

724
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 6: wash your sins.

725
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 5: You unfortunately regrettably savagely dumped someone.

726
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 13: Yes, so, I'd gone to the beach with a girl

727
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 13: and I asked her out on the beach. I was

728
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 13: probably only about fourteen or fifteen, and then the time

729
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 13: come to leave and walk home, and on my way home,

730
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 13: I decided to change my mind, and I stopped at

731
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 13: a payphone and sent a payphone text message that I

732
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 13: changed my mind.

733
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 2: First of all, how the hell do you sudden that

734
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 2: send a payphone text message? That's my first It was a.

735
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 13: Thing years ago from those tells to payphones. Totally message

736
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 13: to come up and it came from a payphone.

737
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 2: You send her pay So did you have to sign

738
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 2: it off as Mitch? Obviously because she didn't know.

739
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 13: At the end of the message from me?

740
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 6: Bloody hell?

741
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 5: Do you know what the Mitch beach d The only

742
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 5: beach date I've been on was with an American girl

743
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 5: called Jill, and she claimed to be going back to

744
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 5: America after the date. And then two weeks later I

745
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 5: saw at the supermarket.

746
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 6: What a line.

747
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 2: I just couldn't believe. Nikola, we're tooking brutal dumping. So

748
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 2: you were brutally dumped?

749
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 9: Sorry, I was half an hour before my birthday.

750
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: Yes, and we're going out to dinner to.

751
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 6: Gee wow.

752
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 5: You just wait the day now, button pusher, George, if

753
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 5: you can turn your mic on, because we affectionately know

754
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 5: this tactic is the George you you believe you used

755
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 5: to break up with girls before their birthday, said to

756
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 5: buy them a birthday present, and then after this is

757
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 5: true you said this, and then afterwards you try and

758
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 5: get back with them. It wasn't yet, but it wasn't

759
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 5: like right half an hour before it was usually like

760
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 5: it's a well planned out sort.

761
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:12,760
Speaker 2: Of sent him a text message from the paper It works.

762
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,040
Speaker 2: Will's called six five. I'll get you out of there, mate,

763
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 2: don't worry. I was savage from what Will Will? This

764
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: was you doing the dumping?

765
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 7: Yes, it was.

766
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

767
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 12: So when I was at fifteen, I was seeing a

768
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 12: girl and on the morning of her Auntie's funeral.

769
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 8: Oh mate, my mate, Yeah, I'd totally forgotten that it

770
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 8: was the funeral.

771
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 2: The day of the funeral, you'd forgotten.

772
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 9: And then so yeah, I've given her a call and

773
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 9: she's like, you know what date is wrong? Oh?

774
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 2: No?

775
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 5: Yeah?

776
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 6: So so did you still go to the funeral?

777
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,959
Speaker 5: Did you did you sort of go, okay, let's clean

778
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 5: the slide, come to the funeral and then.

779
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 7: Or did you just know I wasn't I wasn't welcome.

780
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 13: I was not welcome.

781
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 2: No, that's fair enough, of course that seems like a

782
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 2: logical answer. You're an idiot.

783
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 5: I think I just go, hey, last two minutes, let's

784
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 5: wipe it. Sometimes I wish I had that Men in

785
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 5: Black pen. You know that pen they have and that

786
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 5: is dragon. Will Smith was using that in his everyday life,

787
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:26,479
Speaker 5: you know, like when he was the character in Men.

788
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 6: In Blak you'd have to write what we'd do for

789
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 6: that pen?

790
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 2: What we were. It's Will and Woody having a wonderful

791
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 2: drive home. It's believe or not.

792
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 5: He's got some weird facts and stories, some of them real.

793
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 2: Some it does certainly does.

794
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 5: Today's name movies that were written but never made, and

795
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 5: that is because Tom Hanks revealed that there was almost

796
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 5: a Forest Gump too, which would have been in the

797
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 5: eighties and would have been.

798
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 2: Rolled straight into it.

799
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 9: Yeah.

800
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 2: Where was Forrest Gump one shot? I thought it was

801
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 2: later than that eighties as well.

802
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 6: As in set in in the Forrest nineties. Yeah, yeah,

803
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 6: in the nineties.

804
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 2: FoST Gump two comes out in the eighties, diesels everyone.

805
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 5: Set in the eighties anyway, that was obviously written but

806
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 5: was never made.

807
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 2: So I was so confused.

808
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, okay, here we go.

809
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 5: So will have I made these, But are these real

810
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 5: movies that were written but never made?

811
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 6: Okay, here we go. Batman v. Godzilla.

812
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 5: The ending saw Batman strap a bomb to Godzilla to

813
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 5: knock him out and then strap him to a rocket

814
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 5: to send him to space. Is that an actual movie

815
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 5: that was written and got very close to getting commissioned?

816
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 5: The Cave to Crusader, the bat himself, Batman taking on Godzilla,

817
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 5: and from the looks of it, I don't.

818
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 2: Think that's true.

819
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 6: That's a real one. Not got very close.

820
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 5: They got very close to getting commissioned.

821
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,760
Speaker 2: He's gone a lot owned by DC.

822
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 6: It doesn't must be must be right? Okay, all right, maybe.

823
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:34,959
Speaker 2: The god they avoided that, although it dumps to fire

824
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 2: and then a train wreck after that. Anyway, so I

825
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 2: mean it could have got much worse, but it sounds

826
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 2: like it probably could have.

827
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 6: Okay, wow, well go away.

828
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 2: The Batman franchise is just deeply in a toilet. Okay,

829
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:52,280
Speaker 2: next one Patternson brought it out. Let's be honest, seriously, mate, Okay,

830
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 2: pull your hair out of your eyes and start acting

831
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 2: like a billionaire. We all think that.

832
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 5: I mean, no, I think the most reason Batman made

833
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 5: most sense, Like if you wouldn't be a very good

834
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,919
Speaker 5: person of a very happy person if you were.

835
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 2: Going movies in general, you know, Forrest Caun't probably couldn't

836
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 2: have run that far. Let's not pick apart what's real.

837
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 6: It was just a real attake. Anyway, let's focus.

838
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 2: Let's focus.

839
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 5: Well, next one here, So movies that were written but

840
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 5: not made, Okay, The Beatles were very close to starring

841
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 5: in a Lord of the Rings movie. Paul McCartney was

842
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 5: going to be Frodo and John Lennon was going to

843
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 5: be Gollam. They signed, they signed a three movie deal,

844
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 5: famously the third one which they never did.

845
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 6: It's going to be The Lord of the Rings starring

846
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 6: the Beatles.

847
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 7: Is that real?

848
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 2: Or have I made that up my radar afterday? That

849
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 2: feels so absurd?

850
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 6: Would you watch it?

851
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 5: The Lord of the Rings If the Beatles were the stars?

852
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I.

853
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 5: Think Ringo was going to be Sam Wise Gamgee.

854
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 6: And who's the other Beatle? Oh god, here's the other Beatle?

855
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 2: I think it's real.

856
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 5: Yes, got a little bit coin in there.

857
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 2: Tumbler giveaways, trouble of giveaways, there was no matter. Well

858
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 2: that was just all you just got a little bit

859
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 2: cocky can you believe that a little bit you also

860
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 2: had a little bit you know what it was?

861
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 7: You know what it was.

862
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 2: I love breaking this down, you said, Sam Wise Gamgee. Yeah,

863
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 2: if it was you, yeah, you just there's no way

864
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 2: that you could have made that up. Damn it. I

865
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 2: was actually about to say fake. He's a very very

866
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 2: big well not a very big character. But even if

867
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 2: you don't know a lot of the Rings, you don't

868
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 2: know Sam Wise gam.

869
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 5: And I didn't still don't know who he is, but

870
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 5: apparently he's a character anyway, caund you believe that that

871
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 5: was that that got very close to being Mate.

872
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 6: The Beatles had to pull out trying.

873
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 2: To make I think there's been like a lot of

874
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 2: attempts to make Lord of the Rings unsuccessfully, like a

875
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 2: lot of them.

876
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 6: All right, let's move on next month in.

877
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 2: The new Rings of Power on Amazon at the moment's

878
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 2: amazing most expensive show ever. Mate, nice now not true

879
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 2: to the books though, anyway, can carry on.

880
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 5: All right, next time? Now, there was a Titanic sequel

881
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 5: that was written my friend. The sequel saw Rose living

882
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 5: on the streets as an artist, and also she finds

883
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 5: out that Jack has a brother and they fall in love.

884
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 2: Rose on the street as an artist, so post Titanic,

885
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 2: and then she looks up with his brother.

886
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 6: Rose is living on the streets as an artist.

887
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 2: She's the artist. I thought Jack was the artist.

888
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 6: Well Jack's dead.

889
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that doesn't make her an artist.

890
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 5: So she starts living. She starts living as a street artist.

891
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 2: But why is she an artist?

892
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,839
Speaker 6: She was never She's just doing what Jack did.

893
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 2: She's just well, anyway, I'm going to take it up.

894
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 2: I don't know.

895
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 5: And then she finds Jack as a nude model. I

896
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 5: don't know, mate, but this is just a script. She

897
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 5: finds Jack's brother and they fall.

898
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 2: In love, and then she hooks up with Jack's brother.

899
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 6: Yes, now is that a true movie that was written?

900
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 2: Or have I just made that up? Oh my gosh,

901
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: this is really hard.

902
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 6: These are really hard, some ridiculous films.

903
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 2: They can just be anything, can't they. These are the

904
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,879
Speaker 2: ones you get me on. But I think that's real,

905
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 2: that's fright, Yeah, No matter what, sure know it when

906
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 2: you stopped