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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: What's going on with people?

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Speaker 1: You know, people with shopping trolleys with like I can't

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Speaker 1: even imagine hundreds of rolls of toilet paper. If we

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Speaker 1: have a crisis and we do go into lockdown, are

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Speaker 1: you going to eat toilet paper?

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Speaker 2: I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: If you get coronavirus, it doesn't come out of your bottom,

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Speaker 1: does it.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not a botbod thing. It's a respiratory thing.

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Speaker 1: And even if it's a bit of bot bot, don't

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Speaker 1: you need other things?

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Speaker 2: You need other things.

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Speaker 1: You can't choose for your nose.

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Speaker 2: You cad just eat toilet paper. But this is how

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Speaker 2: crazy it's got. I was walking past the our bathroom

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Speaker 2: here with the toilet paper, and there's a there's some

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Speaker 2: rolls in other Because our house, we have nothing in

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Speaker 2: our house. Our children always complain there's nothing to eat

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Speaker 2: here in our pantry right now. I looked at it

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Speaker 2: last night when I got home. We've got tomato paste,

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Speaker 2: We've got some chickpeas, some rice crackers, and a pantry

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Speaker 2: moth full of a panetry moth trap full of pantry moths. See,

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Speaker 2: this is a TV rolls of toilet paper left.

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Speaker 1: If this is a TV show, I'd come in and

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Speaker 1: I'd say, here's what we're going to.

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Speaker 2: Make with this. Do you like your pantry moth?

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Speaker 1: I've decided to stop pile tiffany jewelry and shivers regal.

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Speaker 1: I don't even drink it.

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Speaker 2: But we've got no toilet pool. We never have any

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Speaker 2: toilet paper in the asse. That's that's how our life

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Speaker 2: goes now.

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Speaker 1: But why we're panicking because we see everyone else panicking.

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Speaker 1: But it was explained to me by one of the

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Speaker 1: girls in the typing pool earlier, and he said, foxy, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And he said, people are doing this in case we

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Speaker 1: have to go into lockdown for two weeks, in case

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Speaker 1: you're quarantined in your own home for two weeks. And

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Speaker 1: I suddenly thought, oh, was that white people? Duh, hadn't

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Speaker 1: occurred to me white people were panic buying. But in

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Speaker 1: two weeks, how often you have to wipe your bottom?

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Speaker 1: It's a country in Western song incident. It's a rhetorical question.

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Speaker 2: But if I get back to you with these stats

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Speaker 2: on that.

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Speaker 1: If I had to go into lockdown today, here's pretty

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Speaker 1: much the food stuff I have.

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Speaker 2: Can you've got coronavirus. You've been locked down.

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Speaker 1: I'm locked in. You can't leave the house for two weeks.

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Speaker 1: Say here's what my family would eat. Here's what I

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Speaker 1: picture in my cupboards at home. I just really no food,

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Speaker 1: but a lot of condiments. I've probably got three half

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Speaker 1: jars of girkins because I like them, and I buy

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Speaker 1: them forgetting. I've got some at home.

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Speaker 2: Why do you keep opening the other you know what

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Speaker 2: half life of a thousand years?

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Speaker 1: I reckon. I'd have some crazins and some sundried tomatoes

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Speaker 1: from our last year's east to show bag, and I've

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Speaker 1: got some olive paste boys, and in the freezer, I've

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Speaker 1: got a couple of bananas.

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Speaker 2: For banana bread.

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Speaker 1: Well, all that will for smoothies. If the bananas are

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Speaker 1: going off, I freeze them and put them in the freezer,

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Speaker 1: so there wouldn't be enough milk to make smoothies. It'd

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Speaker 1: be banana in water, zipped up, and that's your dinner

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Speaker 1: in your breakfast for tomorrow. That's pretty much what I

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Speaker 1: I would have to eat for two weeks.

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Speaker 2: Join the and Amanda in the morning one at one

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Speaker 2: point seven value