WEBVTT - MINI: Best Worst Pets

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<v Speaker 1>First, Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>What do we think is the best and what do

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<v Speaker 1>we think is the worst? Pet? To me, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to have to go. I can't see how anyone can

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<v Speaker 1>call up today and argue with a dog as the

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<v Speaker 1>greatest pet you'll ever have, because no, no thing in

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<v Speaker 1>your life will love you genuinely more unconditioned.

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<v Speaker 2>You should be for this segment, undisputed champion. Like it's

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<v Speaker 2>not in debate.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the dog. And we have a cat, and I

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<v Speaker 1>had cats growing up and cats are great. But the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Even this morning, let my two dogs out are like

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<v Speaker 1>half four. They're happy to see me. If I gonna

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<v Speaker 1>wake up my wife and have a chat with a

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<v Speaker 1>half four, you get swear words or any of my

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<v Speaker 1>daughters who say that they love their dad ESTI no,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't. You love me, but you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>hang out with me at half All those dogs, me

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<v Speaker 1>and the lads chicking on the benny, they're like they're

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<v Speaker 1>picking up the ball, going, what do you facts are

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<v Speaker 1>we going to go for? What? Screw some stuff up?

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<v Speaker 1>Come onigans, just get out there. They're all lively. They're

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<v Speaker 1>happy to see me at half four.

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<v Speaker 2>They are ambitious with what time of day you go

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<v Speaker 2>for a walk. I've never taken my dog for a

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<v Speaker 2>walk that time of the morning. But when she sees

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<v Speaker 2>me up at about she's like, all right, we have

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<v Speaker 2>on here.

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<v Speaker 1>The shoes are coming. That's really know, they're ill when

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<v Speaker 1>you go, oh, they'vever moved, and then now I'm heading

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<v Speaker 1>out the door, and then you panic, You actually panic, Patsy,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think is the worst?

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<v Speaker 3>Definitely snakes for mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I've written down snake as well. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>anyone could get a snake and what it gives you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's an interesting talking point if you saw

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<v Speaker 2>a snake in.

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<v Speaker 1>Who says that hipsters that's how they live their life,

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<v Speaker 1>basically accumulating to points.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw another week there was this woman with this

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<v Speaker 3>massive pit python and she was petrified that it was

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<v Speaker 3>sick because it was just it would normally like sleep

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<v Speaker 3>in the bottom of her bed, but it was stretching

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<v Speaker 3>itself out like the length of her body.

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<v Speaker 1>So she dies. Of course he's measuring up. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>takee measure of the snake.

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<v Speaker 3>She took it to the vet and she said, look,

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<v Speaker 3>he hasn't eaten for a way. I'm really worried about it.

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<v Speaker 3>And the vet said, well, he's measuring you up to

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<v Speaker 3>see how well you're fixed within his skin. And yes,

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<v Speaker 3>that's so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, no, the flagrancy of that snake.

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<v Speaker 2>No way, she says that they curled up in the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of her bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Or could you react on that, because anything this python's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna you know what, Python's gonna be. Python there just

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<v Speaker 1>stuck and then eating you slowly.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I guess it's not my thing. Is some people's things.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not coming from the.

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<v Speaker 1>Dogs and get a lot from being our pets, right,

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<v Speaker 1>they like being mets. I don't think that that snake

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<v Speaker 1>is just thinking any day, any day I'm wrapping myself

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<v Speaker 1>around you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think most pets actually wouldn't. Besides dogs and cats,

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<v Speaker 2>they probably don't want to hang out with us.

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<v Speaker 1>The dogs and cats are very happy with the transaction

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<v Speaker 1>of the relationship the side the other side of the

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<v Speaker 1>door with us and hang out fed, we pick up

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<v Speaker 1>their poop. The other animals don't care for that, chack.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think is the worst?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, best? Obviously the dog worst sea monkeys shouldn't even

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<v Speaker 2>be shouldn't really even be called an animal?

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<v Speaker 1>Underwhelming.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember still remember as a kid getting sea monkeys,

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<v Speaker 2>seeing the bus, the sea monkey, King and Queen are

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<v Speaker 2>on the bikes. They haven't a grand old time. Then

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<v Speaker 2>coming through the realization of what you're actually looking at,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a spec in a drop of water. It's

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<v Speaker 2>so underwhelming.

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<v Speaker 1>The first underwhelming experience of your life is sea monkeys.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the first time you notice, oh, everything that's promised

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<v Speaker 1>to me isn't necessarily coming to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually a good bit of the rights of passage.

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