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Speaker 1: What do we think is the best and what do
Speaker 1: we think is the worst? Pet? To me, I'm going
Speaker 1: to have to go. I can't see how anyone can
Speaker 1: call up today and argue with a dog as the
Speaker 1: greatest pet you'll ever have, because no, no thing in
Speaker 1: your life will love you genuinely more unconditioned.
Speaker 2: You should be for this segment, undisputed champion. Like it's
Speaker 2: not in debate.
Speaker 1: It's the dog. And we have a cat, and I
Speaker 1: had cats growing up and cats are great. But the dog.
Speaker 1: Even this morning, let my two dogs out are like
Speaker 1: half four. They're happy to see me. If I gonna
Speaker 1: wake up my wife and have a chat with a
Speaker 1: half four, you get swear words or any of my
Speaker 1: daughters who say that they love their dad ESTI no,
Speaker 1: you don't. You love me, but you don't want to
Speaker 1: hang out with me at half All those dogs, me
Speaker 1: and the lads chicking on the benny, they're like they're
Speaker 1: picking up the ball, going, what do you facts are
Speaker 1: we going to go for? What? Screw some stuff up?
Speaker 1: Come onigans, just get out there. They're all lively. They're
Speaker 1: happy to see me at half four.
Speaker 2: They are ambitious with what time of day you go
Speaker 2: for a walk. I've never taken my dog for a
Speaker 2: walk that time of the morning. But when she sees
Speaker 2: me up at about she's like, all right, we have
Speaker 2: on here.
Speaker 1: The shoes are coming. That's really know, they're ill when
Speaker 1: you go, oh, they'vever moved, and then now I'm heading
Speaker 1: out the door, and then you panic, You actually panic, Patsy,
Speaker 1: what do you think is the worst?
Speaker 3: Definitely snakes for mine.
Speaker 1: I've written down snake as well. I don't know how
Speaker 1: anyone could get a snake and what it gives you.
Speaker 2: I think it's an interesting talking point if you saw
Speaker 2: a snake in.
Speaker 1: Who says that hipsters that's how they live their life,
Speaker 1: basically accumulating to points.
Speaker 3: I saw another week there was this woman with this
Speaker 3: massive pit python and she was petrified that it was
Speaker 3: sick because it was just it would normally like sleep
Speaker 3: in the bottom of her bed, but it was stretching
Speaker 3: itself out like the length of her body.
Speaker 1: So she dies. Of course he's measuring up. He's a
Speaker 1: takee measure of the snake.
Speaker 3: She took it to the vet and she said, look,
Speaker 3: he hasn't eaten for a way. I'm really worried about it.
Speaker 3: And the vet said, well, he's measuring you up to
Speaker 3: see how well you're fixed within his skin. And yes,
Speaker 3: that's so bad.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, the flagrancy of that snake.
Speaker 2: No way, she says that they curled up in the
Speaker 2: bottom of her bed.
Speaker 1: Or could you react on that, because anything this python's
Speaker 1: gonna you know what, Python's gonna be. Python there just
Speaker 1: stuck and then eating you slowly.
Speaker 3: Look, I guess it's not my thing. Is some people's things.
Speaker 3: I'm not coming from the.
Speaker 1: Dogs and get a lot from being our pets, right,
Speaker 1: they like being mets. I don't think that that snake
Speaker 1: is just thinking any day, any day I'm wrapping myself
Speaker 1: around you.
Speaker 2: I think most pets actually wouldn't. Besides dogs and cats,
Speaker 2: they probably don't want to hang out with us.
Speaker 1: The dogs and cats are very happy with the transaction
Speaker 1: of the relationship the side the other side of the
Speaker 1: door with us and hang out fed, we pick up
Speaker 1: their poop. The other animals don't care for that, chack.
Speaker 1: What do you think is the worst?
Speaker 2: Okay, best? Obviously the dog worst sea monkeys shouldn't even
Speaker 2: be shouldn't really even be called an animal?
Speaker 1: Underwhelming.
Speaker 2: I remember still remember as a kid getting sea monkeys,
Speaker 2: seeing the bus, the sea monkey, King and Queen are
Speaker 2: on the bikes. They haven't a grand old time. Then
Speaker 2: coming through the realization of what you're actually looking at,
Speaker 2: which is a spec in a drop of water. It's
Speaker 2: so underwhelming.
Speaker 1: The first underwhelming experience of your life is sea monkeys.
Speaker 1: It's the first time you notice, oh, everything that's promised
Speaker 1: to me isn't necessarily coming to me.
Speaker 2: It's actually a good bit of the rights of passage.
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