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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell show podcast showtime.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just regular for us. They'd ever ruin their pub

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<v Speaker 2>for lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Go Team Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>Com hom hom, I like smelling a damp dog by

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<v Speaker 4>the fire.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show. Gold one oh four point three

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<v Speaker 1>so one one hundred and sixty four.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Patsy morning, Good morning Jack, morning, guys so fresh.

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<v Speaker 4>Olympic wins gold, gold and silver in the pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, in the two hundred meter freestyle final pass.

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<v Speaker 3>You're very impressive to get that in the news. Literally

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<v Speaker 3>seconds after it happened.

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<v Speaker 4>We were watching it, Patsy, and it wrapped and then

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<v Speaker 4>you begun the news. We were wondering whether you be

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<v Speaker 4>because obviously you weren't reading it from the Herald Sun.

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<v Speaker 4>They were quite updated the copy and great to know

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<v Speaker 4>that you do have freedom of speech sometimes do in

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<v Speaker 4>the news. She's just made quick cool to murder check.

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<v Speaker 4>How did I say that?

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<v Speaker 5>Right?

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<v Speaker 4>It's invested interest here. Need to till it for six

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<v Speaker 4>thirty to let these proles his mouth breathers know how

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<v Speaker 4>to do it. Uncle group, she calls him.

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<v Speaker 3>But congratulations to Australia and so it's silver and gold,

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<v Speaker 3>silver and gold, and predicted your yes.

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<v Speaker 4>The king, the King of the lock in so Real.

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<v Speaker 4>What did you say yesterday with your predictions?

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<v Speaker 6>I said we would go one and two for the

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<v Speaker 6>first time ever since two thousand and four, which we did.

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<v Speaker 6>And I said Morio Callahan would beat the favorite Arianne

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<v Speaker 6>Titmas did.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I did anyone else watch the skateboarding yesterday?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I watched it right, and I watched about at

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<v Speaker 4>least twenty five of these young kids. All of them

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<v Speaker 4>went up and they're ass.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are they why?

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<v Speaker 4>Why? Why they were so bad? Listen, kids, Yeah, go

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<v Speaker 4>get mom and dad, okay, because you can't do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Our past just all crap. I didn't see anyone with something.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, it's a skate park.

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<v Speaker 2>It's put like that sline on the rams, you reckon

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<v Speaker 2>the old French.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw the Australian, the teenager at fourteen years old,

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<v Speaker 3>come off the board on her first attempt at a trick.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I guess I check.

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<v Speaker 4>I watched at least twenty more not choking table, all

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<v Speaker 4>doing the same thing, all full on their asses, thinking

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<v Speaker 4>you could have done this at my coal's in high

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<v Speaker 4>I see these kids doing this every single day, falling

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<v Speaker 4>on their houses.

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<v Speaker 3>As a former skateboarder, I can tell you it's hard

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<v Speaker 3>to stay on that board.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but job, that's you got one job, stay on

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<v Speaker 4>the board.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't try to go to the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 4>All of them. I've fallen off yesterday. I don't know when

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<v Speaker 4>anyone else saw it and saw Did anyone else watch

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<v Speaker 4>much of the Olympics yesterday, Patsy, Do you see any

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<v Speaker 4>during the day?

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<v Speaker 2>Good to see any yesterday?

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<v Speaker 3>I watched the flip side of people falling her everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>I watched the gymnastics, sim own bars.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my, that's watching this Netflix documentary about her teasion.

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<v Speaker 3>And perfection, Like you can't believe human, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>How do they do that thing where they flip around

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<v Speaker 4>in the air and land like a cat? I think

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<v Speaker 4>it's cool. The move is called But she is beautiful

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<v Speaker 4>to watch.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it. Bank We were watching the one where she's

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<v Speaker 3>on the beam, and Bianka said, the idea of this

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<v Speaker 3>one is to make it so seamless that it doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>look like they're balancing at all, that they could just

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<v Speaker 3>be doing this on the floor and it does it

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<v Speaker 3>looks so perfect, and Bank goes and look at her

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<v Speaker 3>legs so.

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<v Speaker 4>Strong, but they are. It's incredible. I tell you what

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<v Speaker 4>my favorite part of watching Jimmy Asti says, you know

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<v Speaker 4>when they jump off that beam and they have to land,

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<v Speaker 4>don't they that landing? And it's because they could have

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<v Speaker 4>done like perfect, perfect, perfect perfect, and then they did it.

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<v Speaker 4>They flip in the air and then they just land

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<v Speaker 4>and then that foot just goes aside. You go shout

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<v Speaker 4>the bed as.

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<v Speaker 3>Lay people, that's on the cow. That's the only thing

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<v Speaker 3>we know how to score.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's going to regret that, going to regret that stack,

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<v Speaker 4>the landing.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>With the Games in Paris, a lot of it made

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<v Speaker 4>how they were encouraging the triathletes to go for a

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<v Speaker 4>night swim in that turd infested river, the Saine. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>and I've been in Paris. It's the same as the

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<v Speaker 4>Thames as well. The Thames has had centuries of British

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<v Speaker 4>people in londoners emptying their guts into that river. You

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<v Speaker 4>don't if you've ever been too London, you don't take

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<v Speaker 4>any photos of the Thames. Okay, take it across the Thames,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe at a big bend or the town of London,

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<v Speaker 4>but you're not not showing anyone any photos of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Same as the Saine. It is a murky, pooey colored river.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess five six hundred years ago whenever they invented series,

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<v Speaker 3>there was probably like two hundred people in the city

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<v Speaker 3>and a few turds can go in there.

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<v Speaker 4>In London it's up to twelve million. That's a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of PLoP going in there. Okay, you don't swim in there.

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<v Speaker 4>So they spent the French spent one point five billion

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<v Speaker 4>clearing out the centuries of French turds. And if you

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<v Speaker 4>look at that French diet, kroc kombus and snails, that's

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<v Speaker 4>going to be some smelly old stuff in that scene.

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<v Speaker 4>So anyway, yesterday there was some official again going sadly

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<v Speaker 4>they had to cancel these sane swimming open or swimming

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<v Speaker 4>for the triathletes because they've found traces of wait for it,

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<v Speaker 4>E coli, E coli. Very bad news, very bad news,

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<v Speaker 4>especially when you spent one point five beer. How do

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<v Speaker 4>you even clear out a big ring of what's in there?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it someone with a big net underneath it? Dragging

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<v Speaker 4>it along repeatedly, how are you get how do you

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<v Speaker 4>actually clear out the saying one point five billion?

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<v Speaker 3>And how many days until they do the open water swim?

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<v Speaker 3>Because they can they still go in.

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<v Speaker 4>But they were meant to be doing it yesterday they've

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<v Speaker 4>they've canceled the trianthon on sort of swimming in there

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<v Speaker 4>for the second day running because they've found traces of E. Coli.

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<v Speaker 4>Whoever that French company is that said, don't you worry

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<v Speaker 4>about it and this will only cost you. We've crunched

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<v Speaker 4>the numbers, mates rates one point five billion?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you say? A week before the Olympics started, the

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<v Speaker 3>Mayor of Paris went for a swim in the.

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<v Speaker 4>River since it is currently decomposing in that river.

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<v Speaker 3>There's footage of her going into the river and she's

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<v Speaker 3>grimacing as she's going the water, doing that sort of

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<v Speaker 3>dog paddle. You don't want to that is really it's

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<v Speaker 3>good to go.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's taking one for the country. And now Jack's

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<v Speaker 4>seventy five hard How was it yesterday? Monday?

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<v Speaker 3>Is a tough day, hardest day yesterday that we've had

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<v Speaker 3>since one and a half weeks into this challenge where

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<v Speaker 3>we've got to do two workouts a day because the

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<v Speaker 3>Yankees now got sick from Gordy being sick on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>But we still have to do the bare minimum, which

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<v Speaker 3>is at least a forty five minute walk. And then

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<v Speaker 3>she jumped on the exercise bike.

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<v Speaker 2>Is committed, get a Hall pass.

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<v Speaker 3>If you crook, you got you can't take any days

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<v Speaker 3>off start.

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<v Speaker 4>What happens if you do? Have you got to start against?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you want to do the challenge, but you've

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<v Speaker 3>got to start again. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's telling what you do, you just keep it quiet.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't bother anyone with the truth.

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<v Speaker 3>He says, how I live my life. He says, if

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<v Speaker 3>you cheat yourself, you'll be able to you. You won't

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<v Speaker 3>be able to forgive yourself because you haven't done it properly.

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<v Speaker 4>And he says, people, if it's seventy two hard, or

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<v Speaker 4>maybe even sixteen hard, that's hard.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, he's met people who's done it four or five,

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes eight times. They've tried to do it and had

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<v Speaker 3>to start again from the start and go all the

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<v Speaker 3>way through. We're committed to doing it only once and

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<v Speaker 3>once and done.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So what did you do yesterday? You did the

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<v Speaker 4>evening walk in a work.

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<v Speaker 3>So we did the walk and then we did I

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<v Speaker 3>did pilates yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't get any It doesn't get any harder anything where

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<v Speaker 4>I mean thinking a lot about why you're so committed

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<v Speaker 4>pilarates and then haven't done it myself. It's essentially exercises

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<v Speaker 4>on or around a bed. They called the recumbents. She

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<v Speaker 4>called it what you want.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a bed exercise from the line down.

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<v Speaker 4>I've cracked it. That's why you're doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 4>Podcast Tuesday Morning. Hell's your Monday yesterday? Are you a

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<v Speaker 4>Monday winner or loser? Let me know, Text me and

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<v Speaker 4>tell us why which way? Monday winner or loser? Four

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<v Speaker 4>seventy five three one o four three Jackie Boy, are

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<v Speaker 4>you winning or losing yesterday?

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<v Speaker 3>A small loss for me yesterday as I went to

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<v Speaker 3>Gordie's parents' day at his daycare. Actually that was a

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<v Speaker 3>win to see a gift.

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<v Speaker 4>For two year olds talking about how he is in

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<v Speaker 4>the sandpit potato printing. It's not pushy parents, and how

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<v Speaker 4>is how's his French coming at the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>In German and Japanese it was more a celebration not

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<v Speaker 3>so much a parent teacher interview, although he did get

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<v Speaker 3>his first report card a couple of weeks ago, which

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<v Speaker 3>is things like he's active in the sand pit and

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<v Speaker 3>he's really.

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<v Speaker 4>How we talk about you? We go? How was he

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<v Speaker 4>the sandpit today? Sam pit is a studio. Not that active,

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<v Speaker 4>actually a little bit slow.

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<v Speaker 3>No parents day is they've done a little card with

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<v Speaker 3>their hand printed on it, and the teachers, well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>essentially the than some adult and I love you mum

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<v Speaker 3>and dud and there was you know, cakes and biscuits

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff put out in it. All the first time

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<v Speaker 3>parents to meet each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Love those days because you.

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<v Speaker 3>Never really meet the parents enough. You just bump into

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<v Speaker 3>them as they come in and going. Two people, I

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<v Speaker 3>went to school with your parents at the same day

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<v Speaker 3>here and I didn't even know.

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<v Speaker 4>Ye you get your swapp any phone numbers?

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<v Speaker 3>Not that close? Yeah, just like a good.

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<v Speaker 4>To day went from ten seconds lovely to meet everyone,

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<v Speaker 4>But don't give me a phone number. Tune in if

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<v Speaker 4>you want to hear from me.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually you had to leave early because the part is

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't. The only the small loss was that everyone

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<v Speaker 3>had put out cakes and Lamington's my actual favorite dessert.

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<v Speaker 4>Because of this the afternoon as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Seventy five hard. I'm not allowed to have any treats

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<v Speaker 3>or cakes.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you should be able to have like a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of days of you because you're going to bind

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<v Speaker 4>it off two.

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<v Speaker 3>Workouts a day, but you got it's about it's the

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<v Speaker 3>mental challenge of saying.

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<v Speaker 4>You were in a coat. Now a codependent relationship with

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<v Speaker 4>this nut job in America. He's probably never done seventy

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<v Speaker 4>five every night ago suckers. Oh yeah, you got to

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<v Speaker 4>you gotta start it again. Oh yeah, where's that written down?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know here and sharpie and he's write it down.

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<v Speaker 4>Seventy five hard. Yeah, No, Lamington's No.

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<v Speaker 1>Lamington's the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Patsy your Monday win or a loser.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely a loser. That hound of our ours. I swear

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<v Speaker 2>to god.

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<v Speaker 7>I got home yesterday, let him in and he run

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<v Speaker 7>does zoomies down the hallway and jumps into our bed.

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<v Speaker 7>Only I noticed on his back his stank. He absolutely wreaked,

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<v Speaker 7>and I noticed on his back he had these patches

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<v Speaker 7>of what I thought were mud, but he'd rolled in

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<v Speaker 7>his own pooh.

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<v Speaker 4>Essentially, no, listen, listen, you've got to understand. And the

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<v Speaker 4>Olympics right now in a dressage that's the size what

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<v Speaker 4>those humans are on. This is a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Horse, it's a pony.

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<v Speaker 4>So if his back is covered it his back is

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<v Speaker 4>a surface center of a twenty square foot.

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<v Speaker 3>He'll be accidentally scraping it on the top of the door.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're gonna have to get the cart trounce right

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<v Speaker 4>off the ceiling.

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<v Speaker 2>Just disgusting all through our beds. I had to strip

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<v Speaker 2>all the bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, that is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 5>Pats.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, no, naughty boy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, that is foul. What did 'en roll in it?

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<v Speaker 4>Was it fox pool? Not?

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<v Speaker 7>No, he's rolled in it. And they love being dirty.

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<v Speaker 7>It's like we give him a beautiful fresh dish or

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<v Speaker 7>a bucket actually of water each day because he's such

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<v Speaker 7>a big dog, and he goes and drinks out of

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<v Speaker 7>like the pond, which is all green and scaly.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like she doesn't like fresh water. She wants

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<v Speaker 3>it to be colored horrible.

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<v Speaker 4>If we take them to Paris and the river saying

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<v Speaker 4>they get rid of those chomp, chomp, chomp, save save

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<v Speaker 4>save one point five billion. Just get get out dogs

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<v Speaker 4>down there down by the river bank of the saying

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<v Speaker 4>they're chew up all those it all be gone.

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<v Speaker 3>So did you have to clean him up? What are

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<v Speaker 3>you hoes him down?

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<v Speaker 8>Not yet?

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<v Speaker 2>No, we take him up to the car wash because

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<v Speaker 2>they have the dog wash.

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<v Speaker 4>That's nice for other people, you know, doing their carmat

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<v Speaker 4>Suddenly congestice or died congealed poop from a dog there?

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<v Speaker 3>And what do you mean not yet? Is he's still

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<v Speaker 3>roaming around the walling.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have time.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't want to say anything when earlier perhaps you

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<v Speaker 4>stank of like poop.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not in the house, No, it won't be.

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<v Speaker 4>There'd be like little nuggets that drop off the fur

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<v Speaker 4>or peanuts and stuff like that. But he's still have

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<v Speaker 4>it in his coat.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm going to have to put him in the

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<v Speaker 2>car to get him too the car wash today at bathing.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know how I'm going to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I might have to put like some spreadsheets in the bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Patsy been roaming around wafting, going to roam.

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<v Speaker 2>Dog is in his element.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but what about you human? Doesn't he sleep on

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<v Speaker 4>the bed clean.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't know, not last night, not till he has

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<v Speaker 2>a bar.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, I need your I think I need your advice, Patsy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>we have in the pantry and my wife's having a

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<v Speaker 4>nightmare the last two days. There's a weavil infestation.

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<v Speaker 2>They're vile.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, how do you get rid of them? My wife

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<v Speaker 4>goes to me, don't talk about this in the radio.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want people think that we have bad HYGIENEID

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<v Speaker 4>don't talk about this in the radio, Chris, please, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't want people were thinking we have bad hygiene in

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<v Speaker 4>the pantry. I went, I don't think they'll care. And

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<v Speaker 4>I'm all right with those rumors around town, the whispers.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't care about weaveles. They just leave flower unopened.

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<v Speaker 4>I hear.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you do. What do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're throw all wh Yeah you can't.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, oh at the moment, there's a lot of you know, Yester.

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<v Speaker 4>I just left her. I went to bed. It was

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<v Speaker 4>like half ten. I went, this does not need to

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<v Speaker 4>be done now. She was like everything was being thrown

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<v Speaker 4>away back a flower.

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<v Speaker 3>Rice. Yeah, because the thing is weevils somehow magically can

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<v Speaker 3>get into containers.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, no, it's because someone hasn't been putting. At the moment,

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<v Speaker 4>there's an investigation going on. It's either me or the

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<v Speaker 4>seventeen year old. And I was private. They've been running

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<v Speaker 4>smear campaigns, and I'm going to my wife, let me

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<v Speaker 4>make you a cup of tea. I came in the

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<v Speaker 4>other day.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to say.

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<v Speaker 4>It was wide open and it was either you or

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<v Speaker 4>that was not you. So that leaves her. Then Lois

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<v Speaker 4>is going, Dan's tab at this. He never puts lit

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<v Speaker 4>cleanly on anything I went. That is not true. So

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<v Speaker 4>at the moment there's a smear campaign. But anyway, my

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<v Speaker 4>wife goes, can you find out how to get rhythm humanely?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Humanly means down to have a council with the lead

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<v Speaker 4>weave or evil weavil can evil. We'll say to him,

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<v Speaker 4>can you please leave? Please?

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<v Speaker 3>Even the biggest vegans are allowed to kill weavels where

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<v Speaker 3>we're not trying to take the weavels.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think is apple side of vinegar? Because that

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<v Speaker 4>appears to have like a thousand Well, they said put

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<v Speaker 4>a boll of that in the river, saying it will

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<v Speaker 4>come up nice or w D forty And that's jacket

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<v Speaker 4>in the river. Does it involve apple side of vinegar?

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<v Speaker 4>Does your your mum knows a lot about this kind

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<v Speaker 4>of maintenance of a pantry.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you wring my phone?

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<v Speaker 3>Which I didn't know you had to kill them? I

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<v Speaker 3>thought you just throw it all in the bean and

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<v Speaker 3>then they go live at the tip or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>How do I know? My wife is said that they're

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<v Speaker 4>on the scening. There's no one on the scene, but

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<v Speaker 4>she said, like a lot of Richard, the dancing was

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<v Speaker 4>scene and the weavils up there. I think we need

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<v Speaker 4>to or I'm one importantly need to exterminate all wels.

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<v Speaker 3>You need that hospital grade disinfected.

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<v Speaker 4>Humanly humanly human. Can you ask you grandparents and mums

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<v Speaker 4>they have this kind of elder wisdom about how to

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<v Speaker 4>basically cleanse my lad weavils.

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<v Speaker 2>In a kind way?

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<v Speaker 4>What kind there is? Is there a kind way to

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<v Speaker 4>euthanize in Switzerland? It's like take them out there, I

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<v Speaker 4>take them on one way trip. Guys, we're all going,

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<v Speaker 4>oh my god, the flower dignitus is unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on to Adrian, listen to the show right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Work Christian, who about smear campaigns. Isn't that what Pats's

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<v Speaker 4>dog has been doing right now? Adrian, take about wherever

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<v Speaker 4>you're listening to us, Well done mate.

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<v Speaker 3>The what people think of this show right now? The

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<v Speaker 3>main host has got weavels in his house. The news

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<v Speaker 3>reader's house smells like poop.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much. All the weavil advice, Christian, this

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<v Speaker 4>is from Chinya. Food infested weavils must be thrown out

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<v Speaker 4>or dealt with immediately to eliminate weavils. You're a hardliner.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like Trump. You can build a weavil wall. The

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<v Speaker 4>pantry also needs to be cleaned thoroughly to clear all

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<v Speaker 4>traces of weavils. Preventing weavils as simple inspect your newly

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<v Speaker 4>brought food clean have you just can't past us on

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<v Speaker 4>Wikipedia even even said hello at the start of this email, Rese,

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<v Speaker 4>you just quickly cut pastcent not even a customer.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, So who buys a bag of rice from

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<v Speaker 3>the supermarketing for a bit?

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<v Speaker 4>Look Christians? Christian, are these weavils? Are you talking about silverfish?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>What are they?

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<v Speaker 9>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>They're bigger though, aren't they see? No, they've got long legs,

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<v Speaker 2>haven't they? With you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they're getting the same thing oats rice flower.

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<v Speaker 2>No, theyre more in your like linen press and stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>aren't they.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, I don't have a linen press.

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<v Speaker 7>The linen press and black pets and towns and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Sound should be used to run the linen press. Present,

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<v Speaker 4>put bay leaves in the flower to keep the weavils away.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack and Rio get this person just said to me.

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<v Speaker 4>As soon as I went into the air break, they went,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty sure you can eat weavils.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yuck.

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<v Speaker 3>No confirmed online. There is a lot of information way it.

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<v Speaker 3>All it is is extra protein.

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<v Speaker 4>It's you see these things wiggling around. They're like lice.

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<v Speaker 4>It's horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>It won't affect you in any way. And if you

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<v Speaker 3>suffer from a B twelve deficiency, eating weavels will actually help.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no way, there's no whether. Hell come when I

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<v Speaker 4>go in chemists warehouse and if I'm looking to get

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<v Speaker 4>my bee six Mario and the tea grinding them out

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<v Speaker 4>the back, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>You want si?

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<v Speaker 2>I think you can eat which he grubs too. But

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<v Speaker 2>does that delicious?

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<v Speaker 4>But you're not living off the pantry like this. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not bad grills ab sailing in there go and eating

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<v Speaker 4>delicious weavils to survive, and Ry owns.

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<v Speaker 3>Down to a doctor. Would he make that up? I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think so.

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<v Speaker 4>Some doctors are lazy, and I'm saying doctor Lee is

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<v Speaker 4>a lazy doctor. But that is bad advice. And more importantly,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't go home today because Sarah said, listen, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>dealing with a lot right now, and she is. I said,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll deal with this whole weevil thing if I go

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<v Speaker 4>back and she's gonna come. She's out for the day

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<v Speaker 4>to day, right go back to that, and I'm sat

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<v Speaker 4>watching them picture. If you don't help the weavels, I

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<v Speaker 4>know we can eat them.

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<v Speaker 3>Just get then Pepper should be fine if that.

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<v Speaker 4>Problem is not going away, eating me along with the

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<v Speaker 4>weavels and the silkfish. Christian has a product in the

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<v Speaker 4>supermarket called pantry moths. They have sticky tabs which attrack

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<v Speaker 4>them to it. You just replace them every few months.

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<v Speaker 4>We had a weavil problem on and off and it's

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<v Speaker 4>been the answer to our problem. And of course ensuring

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<v Speaker 4>that no open packets are flower et cetera left in

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<v Speaker 4>the pantry. Everything must be sealed in stories. Just she

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<v Speaker 4>went to your meccha yesterday she went and came up

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<v Speaker 4>got a holder of those anko It's like Jenga, you

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<v Speaker 4>know those sea through stories, tigs long ones for pasta little,

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<v Speaker 4>short ones for flower or something, all various sizes. It's

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<v Speaker 4>like an anko warehouse.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we keep buying those things and then the lids

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<v Speaker 3>just don't match up to their.

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<v Speaker 4>It becomes like tupperware and missing socks. They all hang

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<v Speaker 4>out together.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell show, Home and the Gold of Thorn. Every

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<v Speaker 4>time Team Australia win gold, the games embarrass you win

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<v Speaker 4>just over an hour ago in Paris, more golds and

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<v Speaker 4>silvers to Team Australia in the pool, which means big price,

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<v Speaker 4>your choice in an hour's time. Christian, good morning. What

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<v Speaker 4>was the anthem that nobody gets yesterday? Bloody? How allen

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<v Speaker 4>has that been stuck in your head for the twenty

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<v Speaker 4>four hours? It was a Japanese come move on? Then

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<v Speaker 4>he never did say, Christian, googles superfish and tell me

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<v Speaker 4>if that's what's in your pantry. Nokith, Good morning, Mary Lou. Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>I lost out on a unit to rent yesterday. Very

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<v Speaker 4>sorry to hear that, Marry Lou, But are you angling

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<v Speaker 4>that you want? I've got a spare bedroom in the

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<v Speaker 4>moment because obviously one of my daughters has moved out.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm not taking in any listeners at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'll check with the missis see if we're want

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<v Speaker 4>a lodger at the moment, and see if we can

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<v Speaker 4>get back to you. But I am sorry to hear

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<v Speaker 4>about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember he's got weavil.

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<v Speaker 4>Bantry hydrine. Now, most of us know someone who is

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<v Speaker 4>a hoarder than These people are normally crazed. There's something

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<v Speaker 4>wrong with them. Other cultures call them Banshee's or Harrodon's,

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<v Speaker 4>and Patsy is one of these people. So we asked

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<v Speaker 4>Patsy yesterday after just hearing how much random junk was

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<v Speaker 4>in her garage to do an actual marriage order and.

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<v Speaker 3>How big is the list?

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<v Speaker 4>I think there's at least sixty different separate things here.

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<v Speaker 7>I haven't even I didn't even finish, because I'd still

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<v Speaker 7>be there now, like going through stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, just some of the stuff here. One giant

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<v Speaker 4>Barbie doll house, yes, one Barbie Jet, one Barby Kamper van,

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<v Speaker 4>are you running Melbourne Barbieview Museum? One Barbie car.

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<v Speaker 2>The kid is a teenager now she's outgrown Barbie.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you reckon outdoor chairs? Times? Three fold? All patio chair,

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<v Speaker 4>one egg chair, US five separate chairs, two trestle tables.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the egg chair like out of men in black?

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<v Speaker 7>No, you know, like the swinging egge chair comes out

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<v Speaker 7>in the summer, but in the winter when it's wish

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<v Speaker 7>and it goes in the garage.

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<v Speaker 4>One box of cassette tapes? What's on them?

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's all Chris's old Metallica tapes.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't tell Lars and the vand then they put me

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<v Speaker 4>been in prison if you were legally home recording their

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<v Speaker 4>stuff on that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>He won't part with them.

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<v Speaker 4>Four boxes of Highland dancing trophies. You've got four boxes.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I don't know what to do with them.

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<v Speaker 4>One box of real to Real, Real to River is

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<v Speaker 4>how audio and film used to be, right real to

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<v Speaker 4>reals with my early radio gear on it. Is this

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<v Speaker 4>for feature museums or something?

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably all oxidized now this.

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<v Speaker 3>Week in music.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know whether these two are just next to

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<v Speaker 4>each other by chance, but one rage against the menopause

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<v Speaker 4>photo or three meters by three meters one boxing bag

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<v Speaker 4>is that for when the rage against the menopause is

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<v Speaker 4>so much you start waiting on the back.

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<v Speaker 9>Chris, menopause are Rocky Balboa?

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<v Speaker 3>How long has you been boxing for?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? He jack, there's a story. So he tried to

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<v Speaker 2>put this.

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<v Speaker 7>Thing up on a hook on the roof, and the

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<v Speaker 7>hook he punched at once and it fell on top

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<v Speaker 7>of the car.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the power of Chris, big dude. He winds up that.

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<v Speaker 4>You know that Haymaker. The office works overhand. Right now?

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<v Speaker 4>That's it is game over, lights out, here's sleep you

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<v Speaker 4>all right now, Patsy. There is a lot of junk here. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>some of this stuff you need to let go of,

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<v Speaker 4>right you do. You need to get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're going to play a game now where I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to read some of these that I think you

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<v Speaker 4>can get rid of them. You've got to justify it.

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<v Speaker 4>You ready to play?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well, let's go back to all the Barbie gear,

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<v Speaker 4>the Barbie dollhouse, the Barbie jet, the Barbie camper van,

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<v Speaker 4>the Barbie car.

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<v Speaker 7>I look, you know what, fair enough? I will let

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<v Speaker 7>everything go except for the camper van because that is

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<v Speaker 7>the classic toy. Like my older nieces still have the

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<v Speaker 7>Barbie camp a ven. It is like a traditional.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah we got We've got certain things from the girls

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<v Speaker 4>when they were younger, which you hang on to, which

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<v Speaker 4>I think is really important. Plus you never know you

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<v Speaker 4>might become a grand parent one day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a long way down the track. The thumping big

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<v Speaker 2>house can go because.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so John Barbie House it's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>The jet it's gone.

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<v Speaker 7>The car, yeah, it's gone because the windshields bustard, it's cracked.

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<v Speaker 3>Should people bring up and get this stuff and you

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<v Speaker 3>just donate?

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<v Speaker 2>I need to ask my daughter before I give it away.

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<v Speaker 4>J What about that boxing bag? I mean it was

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<v Speaker 4>it had is one the easiest boxing that boxing bags

0:24:20.560 --> 0:24:22.840
<v Speaker 4>had it easy than any other boxing bag in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>It might have helped Terry Garside last night.

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<v Speaker 4>Poor kid he got he got sparked, brutal upbreaking. Yeah, afterwards.

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<v Speaker 4>Three bikes, one scooter.

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<v Speaker 2>No, well they've got a steak because we're using them.

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<v Speaker 4>When do you ever use those?

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<v Speaker 3>Always for a Sunday ride Miller.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually we took him to Miller.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, that could stay? What about one roller.

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<v Speaker 2>Skatee Oh yeah, they can probably go one or one pair. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a pair.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, why is the hose and reel in the in

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<v Speaker 4>the gown? Shouldn't be outside?

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<v Speaker 7>One pinches it? The love God's worried someone will stealing

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<v Speaker 7>rustlers priest on the west side.

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<v Speaker 4>What stealing and bunnings.

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<v Speaker 2>Neighbors of ours had their shoes stolen from their shoes, Paranda.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean we joke about where you live, but shoes

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<v Speaker 4>and hoses have been stolen. My god. Back Judd moans

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<v Speaker 4>about like the sadies being stolen in front of us

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<v Speaker 4>in bayside, shoes in the homes you can out yourself,

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<v Speaker 4>take the dirty old shoes and go outside for walking

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<v Speaker 4>the dogs and the garden holes. What about this hand

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<v Speaker 4>trolley beats.

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<v Speaker 7>Trolley, Oh no, they're They're very vital when we have

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<v Speaker 7>to move stuff. And the beach trolley you need that

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<v Speaker 7>when you go for a picnic so you don't have

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<v Speaker 7>to carry.

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<v Speaker 4>And what they hell are two perfect big sticks to

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<v Speaker 4>decorate as table center pieces? Jacket says here dot dot

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<v Speaker 4>dot one.

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<v Speaker 10>Day I have found nice no perfect national sticks that

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<v Speaker 10>sticks will one day I can see them above our

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<v Speaker 10>outdoor table.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to paint them, put like string lights, all right, Christmas?

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<v Speaker 4>What's it is? Stuff?

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<v Speaker 7>And Chris threatening to throw it out, but they're just

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<v Speaker 7>the perfect stick. Yeah, about three years, but I will

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<v Speaker 7>when I retire or when I have more time.

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<v Speaker 2>They are right?

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<v Speaker 4>Is Patsy? The only person right is this right now

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<v Speaker 4>that has actually what she can says to be sensational

0:26:24.800 --> 0:26:27.800
<v Speaker 4>sticks or perfect sticks actually kept someone the house. If

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<v Speaker 4>anyone's listened to this that actually has put aside beautiful,

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<v Speaker 4>beautiful sticks.

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<v Speaker 2>Please let me know nature perfectly formed by nature.

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<v Speaker 4>Nine four one four one o four three And then

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<v Speaker 4>the last one here, this is so you Patsy. One

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<v Speaker 4>round mirror waiting to be hung when we renovate again,

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<v Speaker 4>dot dot dot wonder I have the vision And it

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<v Speaker 4>was half the price it was.

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<v Speaker 7>It's his most beautiful black mirror. And Chris, it's taking

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<v Speaker 7>up like half a wall. And Chris said, you need

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<v Speaker 7>to sell it on marketplace and I said, no, it's right.

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<v Speaker 4>There's so much here a hoarder. All right, have you

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<v Speaker 4>got a sensational stick?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>After hearing just amount that's so much random crap that

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<v Speaker 4>Patsy had no garage, as we all do. It's just

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<v Speaker 4>a dumping ground, isn't it. Sometimes when I'm walking the dog,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll see some garage door open and I'm looking longingly,

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<v Speaker 4>wishing i could be this person where they've got the

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<v Speaker 4>outline for the drills and the row be charging patches,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's got they've got the rocks, they've got drawers

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<v Speaker 4>for like the tools, and it's neatly put away. I just,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, sometimes you just have to surrender to your nature.

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<v Speaker 4>Even if someone came around and did that for me,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like that for two hours. But if I'm then

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<v Speaker 4>opening up that door, just chucking random boxes in, chucking

0:27:45.119 --> 0:27:47.600
<v Speaker 4>stuff the camping gear or whatever that's never gonna get used,

0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:50.280
<v Speaker 4>or someone burrows something, or you use a row bi

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<v Speaker 4>mu or something, and you think I'll put it hang

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<v Speaker 4>up like another time, that's tomorrow. I'm too tired today.

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<v Speaker 3>When we moved house, we don't have a garage, but

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<v Speaker 3>we've got a garden shed. Same same problem. As soon

0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:01.439
<v Speaker 3>as you open the door, there's nowhere to walk. You

0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:03.680
<v Speaker 3>can't set a foot in there. When we move house,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought this is a great chance to start afresh.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you be somebody who hands up all the tools. Yeah,

0:28:09.640 --> 0:28:12.560
<v Speaker 3>it takes a day for it. Yeah, just just shut

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:14.159
<v Speaker 3>stuff in there, and then as soon as one thing

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:15.840
<v Speaker 3>shoved in there, you're like, well, might as well just

0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:18.080
<v Speaker 3>throw this inflatable pool on top of everything.

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<v Speaker 4>My neighbor, right, he he has one of those garages

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<v Speaker 4>right where it's it's immaculate. Okay, And I remember when

0:28:25.600 --> 0:28:29.040
<v Speaker 4>when I first saw went this is unbelievable. I could

0:28:29.240 --> 0:28:32.800
<v Speaker 4>never do this, he goes Christian. I'm retired. You can.

0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:35.760
<v Speaker 4>When you retire, you have all the time in the world.

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<v Speaker 4>This is when you start worrying about this. So when

0:28:38.480 --> 0:28:40.760
<v Speaker 4>you work on that, you don't. You don't really, So anyway,

0:28:40.960 --> 0:28:42.160
<v Speaker 4>tell me what we should do. Why don't we give

0:28:42.160 --> 0:28:48.000
<v Speaker 4>away prizes like garage makeovers for listeners? People seriously would

0:28:48.080 --> 0:28:50.480
<v Speaker 4>enter my own competition. Just tide it up for me.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll do the shell, take the crap away.

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<v Speaker 4>Put some actually make a note of this. Producers garage

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<v Speaker 4>makeover would be our biggest thing. See that that would

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<v Speaker 4>be the biggest giveaway. Figure about the other stations that

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<v Speaker 4>are doing secrets sound Alpha Bucks, a garage, tiny up,

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<v Speaker 4>a makeover. I would love that, all right, So going

0:29:07.920 --> 0:29:10.040
<v Speaker 4>through this inventory and this order. What perhaps he did

0:29:10.080 --> 0:29:11.680
<v Speaker 4>of what's in her garage. I couldn't help, but my

0:29:11.760 --> 0:29:14.120
<v Speaker 4>arm was drawing the fact that there's some sensational sticks,

0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:17.600
<v Speaker 4>two perfect sticks. Now, I know what. Sometimes when I'll

0:29:17.600 --> 0:29:19.640
<v Speaker 4>walk or something, you do see one. You pick it

0:29:19.720 --> 0:29:21.040
<v Speaker 4>up for a bit, But I always then leave it

0:29:21.080 --> 0:29:24.640
<v Speaker 4>there because thinking, what am I really? This is yet

0:29:24.640 --> 0:29:26.800
<v Speaker 4>another thing in the garage that doesn't ever get used.

0:29:26.800 --> 0:29:28.800
<v Speaker 4>But you, Patsy, you're storing it in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a thinking person.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, thinking with the sticks up for three years.

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<v Speaker 7>Of being No, it's going to be like a table

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<v Speaker 7>centerpiece at Christmas Jack and I'm going to get the

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<v Speaker 7>love God to get some fishing wire. I actually want

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<v Speaker 7>it suspended from the top of the pagola and I'm

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<v Speaker 7>going to put some lovely I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>If we start filming in new film.

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<v Speaker 2>Very Wight, the Castle, it's going to look amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>You're going to have it suspended just random. If you're

0:29:55.080 --> 0:29:58.400
<v Speaker 4>a woodworker, i'd understand it, but just some random sticks.

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<v Speaker 4>People it's going to bang their head on it and go,

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<v Speaker 4>what is this random stick?

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<v Speaker 2>Dick right it? It'll look at magnet and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm going to do it. You've you've tended me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to do it this Christy, please please, I

0:30:08.840 --> 0:30:11.480
<v Speaker 4>was tending to throw it white, chuck it back over

0:30:11.520 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 4>the over or somewhere. All right. Well, I know if

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<v Speaker 4>anyone else got a sensational stick like Patsy Joe.

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<v Speaker 11>Yes, I have an amazing stick. I have the best

0:30:20.160 --> 0:30:22.240
<v Speaker 11>stick ever. It's just from a birch tree with that

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<v Speaker 11>nice white bark and I just love it. And I

0:30:25.000 --> 0:30:26.720
<v Speaker 11>look at it every day and think I'm going to

0:30:26.800 --> 0:30:29.480
<v Speaker 11>go for a walk with that. I don't, but it's

0:30:29.520 --> 0:30:30.440
<v Speaker 11>there and I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>And where's your show? Is yours in a garage? You're

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<v Speaker 4>by the front door, out the front.

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<v Speaker 11>No, it's by the garage. It's a little garage, a

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<v Speaker 11>couple of tools and things like that. But yeah, it's

0:30:40.440 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 11>just in there. So when I go in there, I

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:43.280
<v Speaker 11>see it and go I need to go for a

0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:44.160
<v Speaker 11>walk with that stick.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's there and this show. You ever thought about

0:30:47.440 --> 0:30:49.440
<v Speaker 4>suspending it with some fish wire.

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<v Speaker 12>With it?

0:30:55.840 --> 0:30:56.960
<v Speaker 4>Or think about walking with it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'll think about walk. It looks good to.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, think about Thank you very much, you col have

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<v Speaker 4>a good day, you too, Rachel you've got a sensational stick.

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<v Speaker 12>Yes, it's above my sink in my kitchen. It's hanging

0:31:09.280 --> 0:31:12.240
<v Speaker 12>by some rope. It's like the center of my kitchen.

0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:16.240
<v Speaker 12>It's got plant hanging from it. That's CRS and wind charms,

0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:18.080
<v Speaker 12>and it's it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 5>I love it.

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<v Speaker 12>I've standed it back and chiseled all the little nodules

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:23.960
<v Speaker 12>of it and made it like a perfect stick.

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<v Speaker 4>That is, that's high stickery.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you going to go to that effort, Patsy?

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<v Speaker 7>When you suspend it with enough, I'll go as far

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<v Speaker 7>as sanding. No, probably just decorating it. I want to

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<v Speaker 7>see a picture. Can you send us a picture of it?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely, it's awesome.

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:42.600
<v Speaker 4>I bet there's some Instagram account. Are they sensational sticks?

0:31:42.680 --> 0:31:45.600
<v Speaker 4>I bet there are? And I bet you've got wind chimes,

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:46.040
<v Speaker 4>haven't you.

0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:48.040
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't one of those. I can't stand.

0:31:48.200 --> 0:31:50.080
<v Speaker 4>Don't I have a listener on and just plow shame

0:31:50.160 --> 0:31:50.400
<v Speaker 4>on her.

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<v Speaker 2>I personally don't like them. I think they're a bit creepy.

0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:56.640
<v Speaker 12>It's not actually wind times as such. It's just like

0:31:56.760 --> 0:31:59.480
<v Speaker 12>crystal things that hang down and you know how they

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<v Speaker 12>shine the rainbows.

0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:01.080
<v Speaker 13>On your wall?

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<v Speaker 4>And I love those. Yeah, yeah, you haven't got any

0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:06.640
<v Speaker 4>of those dream catches ever you because they terrify me.

0:32:07.640 --> 0:32:09.800
<v Speaker 12>Yes, I make them, I love them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Okay, Rachel, thank you very much. Sachall put her

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<v Speaker 4>on the list. Sue. Good morning, Sue, Good morning, Good morning, Sue.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm guessing you've got a stick as well.

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<v Speaker 10>It's more of a brand story.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, and take us through. Where is it in the house?

0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:36.440
<v Speaker 8>Okay, So it came with the house. It was about

0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:37.720
<v Speaker 8>two meters long.

0:32:38.120 --> 0:32:42.320
<v Speaker 4>And yeah, jousting with it, I told.

0:32:42.120 --> 0:32:45.120
<v Speaker 12>My pardon he wasn't lady burn it as fire.

0:32:44.840 --> 0:32:48.840
<v Speaker 8>Would, So I actually chopped it up and put it

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<v Speaker 8>on the you.

0:32:50.800 --> 0:32:54.440
<v Speaker 13>Know the little fireplace things next to your fake fire.

0:32:55.520 --> 0:32:57.200
<v Speaker 8>So it's staying there forever.

0:32:57.840 --> 0:32:59.160
<v Speaker 3>And what do you mean it came with the house?

0:32:59.200 --> 0:33:01.120
<v Speaker 3>It was on display or just left there?

0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:03.560
<v Speaker 1>No, just left there, all right.

0:33:03.560 --> 0:33:05.120
<v Speaker 4>They could be bothered to get rid of it either.

0:33:05.120 --> 0:33:09.880
<v Speaker 4>It's just sort of been there, so chop.

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<v Speaker 12>It up and yeah, it just makes what the fire

0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:13.040
<v Speaker 12>is really real?

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<v Speaker 4>Lovely? All right? Sue, thanks a lot. Thank you. Tell

0:33:16.960 --> 0:33:19.680
<v Speaker 4>me one thing I've noticed. So there's Pats and then

0:33:19.720 --> 0:33:22.800
<v Speaker 4>those three people we spoke to, all a certain type

0:33:22.800 --> 0:33:25.840
<v Speaker 4>of persons are you got to be honest, it's all

0:33:25.880 --> 0:33:28.080
<v Speaker 4>there's a certain sort of tribe of people that keep

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<v Speaker 4>the sticks.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:34.960
<v Speaker 4>Home of the Gold on which means every time Team

0:33:35.000 --> 0:33:37.640
<v Speaker 4>Australia the Games in Powers win gold wed give you

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<v Speaker 4>a big price, they'd be happening the big giveaway just

0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:43.680
<v Speaker 4>after eight o'clock this morning. All you need to know

0:33:43.760 --> 0:33:46.760
<v Speaker 4>right now is, but you, si, Rio, is it an

0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:49.280
<v Speaker 4>outdoor pool right now? Name? I think that's not an

0:33:49.320 --> 0:33:52.960
<v Speaker 4>interesting look around the weather. I mean, Rio, just be

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:55.080
<v Speaker 4>real careful. You know where the land is and where

0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:57.680
<v Speaker 4>the pool is, or you'll be in the pool. What

0:33:57.800 --> 0:34:00.720
<v Speaker 4>a morning to be an outdoor pool, he says. There's

0:34:00.720 --> 0:34:03.400
<v Speaker 4>people swimming in it. How can you see each other?

0:34:03.600 --> 0:34:06.320
<v Speaker 4>You need head lamps. I mean, look at it this morning.

0:34:06.400 --> 0:34:14.399
<v Speaker 4>That is unbelievable. Yesterday I was doing the show and

0:34:14.760 --> 0:34:17.560
<v Speaker 4>something was happening, and I realized that something had happened

0:34:17.600 --> 0:34:21.200
<v Speaker 4>over the weekend. Yet another chapter in the long storied

0:34:21.280 --> 0:34:24.520
<v Speaker 4>history that we have with this radio station and the

0:34:24.560 --> 0:34:28.280
<v Speaker 4>company we work for, who are drastically at the moment

0:34:29.160 --> 0:34:33.200
<v Speaker 4>cutting costs. I mean, I mean aggressively small thing. We

0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:34.560
<v Speaker 4>used to have on the count. So just a very

0:34:34.600 --> 0:34:37.520
<v Speaker 4>nice thing for clients or anyone coming in, advertisers and

0:34:37.520 --> 0:34:39.400
<v Speaker 4>indeed the people that work here as well. For morale.

0:34:39.840 --> 0:34:43.719
<v Speaker 4>Tiny little complimentary chocolates yep, can't be costing you that

0:34:43.880 --> 0:34:46.920
<v Speaker 4>much really a month filled up every Friday, Yeah, I

0:34:46.960 --> 0:34:49.640
<v Speaker 4>mean tiny little mass bars, bounties and stuff like those

0:34:49.880 --> 0:34:52.440
<v Speaker 4>idy little bitlly ones the fun size. Maybe what do

0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:55.360
<v Speaker 4>we think total running costs of that per month? Ten bucks?

0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:57.919
<v Speaker 4>Twenty bucks? Say two hundred bucks a year. Big radio

0:34:57.920 --> 0:35:01.600
<v Speaker 4>station like this number one station. Moment gone, that's gone.

0:35:01.640 --> 0:35:03.799
<v Speaker 4>But thank god we've got a ten year deal with

0:35:03.920 --> 0:35:07.360
<v Speaker 4>Calen Jackie O. I'd rather we had that great radio

0:35:07.480 --> 0:35:09.839
<v Speaker 4>like that for grown ups than those chocolates. But then

0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 4>yesterday I'm doing the show and it's actually far worse

0:35:12.640 --> 0:35:15.719
<v Speaker 4>than a chocolates and they've taken our printer. It's far worse.

0:35:15.760 --> 0:35:17.200
<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you what it is up against the time

0:35:17.200 --> 0:35:18.600
<v Speaker 4>that I'm I tell you what it is in five

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:21.719
<v Speaker 4>minutes time. You will be horrified. I don't think there'll

0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:24.399
<v Speaker 4>be any other workplace in Australia where a company has

0:35:24.400 --> 0:35:27.800
<v Speaker 4>done this without telling anyone. Something has changed over the weekend.

0:35:27.880 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 4>It's been replaced and it's obvious what this is. I

0:35:31.080 --> 0:35:33.479
<v Speaker 4>need you to give me example of a tight wad

0:35:33.560 --> 0:35:36.400
<v Speaker 4>company you work for, and just tell me one example

0:35:36.520 --> 0:35:39.080
<v Speaker 4>what they do. Whether you've got tight word bosses, I

0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:41.799
<v Speaker 4>don't want the general story. One example, what do they

0:35:41.840 --> 0:35:44.919
<v Speaker 4>do that says definitively Christian? We also have a tight

0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:50.720
<v Speaker 4>word boss. This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast, Christian

0:35:51.520 --> 0:35:55.600
<v Speaker 4>tightword Companies. Some Catherine Ferguson previous company I work for

0:35:55.680 --> 0:35:59.840
<v Speaker 4>were trying to change the company toilet roll. This is

0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:02.920
<v Speaker 4>what people revolt about. Actually is stuff like this to

0:36:03.000 --> 0:36:06.719
<v Speaker 4>that single ply waxy stuff from school. There was an

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:08.759
<v Speaker 4>uproar that had to change it back.

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:10.080
<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the thing that's happened is yesterday I was doing

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<v Speaker 4>a show and suddenly I realized one of the team

0:36:13.760 --> 0:36:16.280
<v Speaker 4>printed off an email when we were doing the misheard lyrics,

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:19.759
<v Speaker 4>and as it was trying to separate the pages, they

0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 4>were half the thickness and the way a single piece

0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:25.319
<v Speaker 4>of a four paper than they normally are.

0:36:25.440 --> 0:36:28.360
<v Speaker 3>We've got our own one ply toilet paper and printing paper.

0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:30.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Have you noticed that, Patsy with your new script

0:36:31.280 --> 0:36:35.920
<v Speaker 4>over the weekend, This paper is significantly thinner and lighter.

0:36:36.000 --> 0:36:38.320
<v Speaker 4>It is not the normal kind of a four paper

0:36:38.360 --> 0:36:40.520
<v Speaker 4>that I had last week and for the last six

0:36:40.600 --> 0:36:43.799
<v Speaker 4>years they have got this is way for thin. This

0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:45.560
<v Speaker 4>is like that stuff that you used to wipe your

0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:47.359
<v Speaker 4>backside with the school that your finger would go through

0:36:47.400 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 4>you get a brown finger. Yes, it's like so thing

0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:51.920
<v Speaker 4>you'd make you go I could zoo with.

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:56.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's low GSM. Thank you rams per square meter.

0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:56.759
<v Speaker 3>I guess that is.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So we want to know your tight word company.

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<v Speaker 4>He's nine four one four one oh four three Sam,

0:37:03.520 --> 0:37:08.000
<v Speaker 4>Good morning. Hi, Hello Sam. So you've got a type?

0:37:08.040 --> 0:37:09.560
<v Speaker 4>What company you work for? What do they do?

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<v Speaker 14>Ah, well, we do all sorts of things, but I

0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:19.319
<v Speaker 14>can tell you about the strings on the person have

0:37:19.360 --> 0:37:20.280
<v Speaker 14>been tightened recently.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, go on.

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<v Speaker 14>So we've gone from two color pens, you know, the

0:37:24.800 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 14>two color clicker pens that have a red and of blue.

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:30.480
<v Speaker 14>We're no longer allowed to have those. They cost you much.

0:37:30.520 --> 0:37:32.279
<v Speaker 14>So we have single color pens.

0:37:33.320 --> 0:37:35.319
<v Speaker 4>But wouldn't that cost like double the amount? So now

0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:37.600
<v Speaker 4>you've got like two pens doing one pens job.

0:37:38.480 --> 0:37:41.200
<v Speaker 14>No, Well, apparently the bits double click is too expensive.

0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:43.880
<v Speaker 14>And you know you saw a lot quicker than you

0:37:43.920 --> 0:37:45.960
<v Speaker 14>do a red, so people would use the blue and

0:37:45.960 --> 0:37:46.960
<v Speaker 14>then throw the pen out.

0:37:47.560 --> 0:37:49.120
<v Speaker 3>This is the world that reading.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, that's right. That is a tight one. Boss.

0:37:53.000 --> 0:37:55.760
<v Speaker 4>That's shocking. If our company listened to this, we're probably

0:37:55.840 --> 0:37:58.600
<v Speaker 4>the end of the red and blue pens as well. Sam,

0:37:58.640 --> 0:38:00.400
<v Speaker 4>thank you very much, she called us. Get a Denise,

0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:01.280
<v Speaker 4>good morning, Denise.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi.

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<v Speaker 8>We were told to bring our own toilet papers.

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<v Speaker 4>That's shocking.

0:38:09.520 --> 0:38:12.160
<v Speaker 8>It was any blow bit hard if you forgot, you

0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:14.920
<v Speaker 8>couldn't borrow anyone else's. It was a really crap.

0:38:15.000 --> 0:38:19.359
<v Speaker 4>Imagine going to you can I borrow? What's it for?

0:38:19.400 --> 0:38:22.080
<v Speaker 4>A world two? Keep yourself it's a two, and then

0:38:22.120 --> 0:38:23.600
<v Speaker 4>go I'm going to need a bit more than that.

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:26.399
<v Speaker 4>I like to wrap it around. Make another mitch. If

0:38:26.400 --> 0:38:29.640
<v Speaker 4>that give me the role, that is, even if you

0:38:29.719 --> 0:38:33.000
<v Speaker 4>go and serve life in a vision, give you a

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:33.439
<v Speaker 4>new role.

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<v Speaker 8>You couldn't forget. I can tell you that it would

0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:38.640
<v Speaker 8>have been about to happen. You had to have it.

0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:40.920
<v Speaker 3>How long did it last for it's still going a

0:38:40.960 --> 0:38:42.840
<v Speaker 3>couple of years.

0:38:43.280 --> 0:38:45.120
<v Speaker 4>You got to bring you with your lunch. And that's

0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:46.399
<v Speaker 4>some poor role as well.

0:38:46.560 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 8>That's in your handbag, your head.

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<v Speaker 4>Denise is shocking four play. Yeah, all right, thank you

0:38:54.080 --> 0:38:54.800
<v Speaker 4>very much, Denise.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show.

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<v Speaker 4>Podcast yesterday we had man Metal Monday. I'm struggling with

0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:08.320
<v Speaker 4>Chooda at the moment. Chat. I've just googled positive words

0:39:08.920 --> 0:39:11.720
<v Speaker 4>that begin with a te You know, it does auto complete.

0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:14.600
<v Speaker 4>It's gone positive words that begin with the tea in

0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:19.279
<v Speaker 4>a good way. So if I've got tender Tuesday, tasty Tuesday,

0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:24.800
<v Speaker 4>or thriving Tuesday, none of those medle Monday.

0:39:24.960 --> 0:39:27.480
<v Speaker 3>What about because you get to decide if you win,

0:39:27.560 --> 0:39:30.120
<v Speaker 3>you get to decide between the washing machine or the dishwasher.

0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:32.480
<v Speaker 3>You choose Tuesday.

0:39:33.400 --> 0:39:37.439
<v Speaker 4>Oh I like that. That's very good. This is how

0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:39.480
<v Speaker 4>we're giving away the price today. So we have win

0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:41.359
<v Speaker 4>the Gold of Thon all right through the Games in Paris.

0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:43.600
<v Speaker 4>Every time Tim Australian will win a gold, you win

0:39:43.640 --> 0:39:46.000
<v Speaker 4>a prize. Thanks to Ian S and Bosh up for

0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:48.160
<v Speaker 4>grabs today and as Jack said, it's either a Bosh

0:39:48.480 --> 0:39:52.200
<v Speaker 4>freestanding dishwasher or you're going to a brand new washing machine. However,

0:39:52.200 --> 0:39:55.720
<v Speaker 4>before all of that, you've got to win it. Because

0:39:56.920 --> 0:39:59.600
<v Speaker 4>Tim Australia making a big spash in the pool right now,

0:40:00.200 --> 0:40:03.479
<v Speaker 4>so Rio, is it an outdoor pool, thank you, Fitzroy pool.

0:40:04.000 --> 0:40:06.400
<v Speaker 4>And he has an old chet with him that he's lugged.

0:40:07.040 --> 0:40:09.040
<v Speaker 4>Not an easy thing to lug. We had to get

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:11.279
<v Speaker 4>a certain bigger size uber Excel to get it up

0:40:11.280 --> 0:40:13.839
<v Speaker 4>there with him. After he's got this Morning Live, he's

0:40:13.880 --> 0:40:17.839
<v Speaker 4>gonna throw it into a pool, hopefully dodging the heads

0:40:17.840 --> 0:40:20.120
<v Speaker 4>of the elderly people that are currently doing their laps

0:40:20.160 --> 0:40:22.200
<v Speaker 4>at the moment. And you've got to guess what the

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:25.719
<v Speaker 4>splash is the secret smash. Rio is in position right now.

0:40:25.760 --> 0:40:27.799
<v Speaker 4>Good morning Rio, Paul side.

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<v Speaker 15>Good morning Christian.

0:40:29.000 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 6>Yes on pulside Here at Fitzroy Paul there is a

0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:37.160
<v Speaker 6>very heavy morning fog hanging over it. If you peer

0:40:37.360 --> 0:40:41.520
<v Speaker 6>through that morning frog you fog, sorry, you'll see about

0:40:42.000 --> 0:40:46.560
<v Speaker 6>ten lanes full of very brave but I will say

0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:52.960
<v Speaker 6>very old people absolutely tearing up and down these lanes.

0:40:53.160 --> 0:40:55.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh, people can't feel the cold. Anytime you see people

0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:58.799
<v Speaker 3>get in the ocean during winter or doing this thing swimming.

0:40:58.840 --> 0:41:00.480
<v Speaker 4>In the morning, you know what they are is tougher

0:41:00.480 --> 0:41:00.839
<v Speaker 4>than us.

0:41:00.840 --> 0:41:01.399
<v Speaker 3>They are tough.

0:41:01.480 --> 0:41:04.000
<v Speaker 4>Now, they are the oldiest are tough. All right, So

0:41:04.400 --> 0:41:07.200
<v Speaker 4>Rio describe the scene for us. She got the fog

0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:09.359
<v Speaker 4>down there as the sun's start to burn it off.

0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:11.760
<v Speaker 4>It's looking like it's turning now. The FOG's burning away.

0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:12.560
<v Speaker 4>It is here.

0:41:12.600 --> 0:41:15.880
<v Speaker 6>We've got a beautiful sunrise, the fog starting to dissipate

0:41:16.400 --> 0:41:18.720
<v Speaker 6>one of them. And there's just so many people swimming

0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:21.040
<v Speaker 6>at so cold, fully dressed up.

0:41:21.120 --> 0:41:22.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm in a puffer jacket.

0:41:22.280 --> 0:41:24.760
<v Speaker 15>My I'm freezing. I don't know how they're in the pool.

0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:29.200
<v Speaker 15>Some of them are in budge smugglers. What I'm not kidding.

0:41:29.560 --> 0:41:34.480
<v Speaker 6>It's I mean, it's impressive because it's cold, not it's anyway.

0:41:34.520 --> 0:41:35.120
<v Speaker 3>And stop.

0:41:36.920 --> 0:41:37.600
<v Speaker 4>That ain't right.

0:41:38.040 --> 0:41:38.680
<v Speaker 5>That ain't right.

0:41:38.760 --> 0:41:41.160
<v Speaker 4>Eye them up like that now, wonder we have said

0:41:41.160 --> 0:41:47.240
<v Speaker 4>our self for half six they are poolside Perth. It's

0:41:47.280 --> 0:41:51.400
<v Speaker 4>been thrown out on the oldies. Take an issue and

0:41:51.400 --> 0:41:53.239
<v Speaker 4>that would thrown them in the pool for calling them old.

0:41:54.000 --> 0:41:57.680
<v Speaker 4>And that's the end of the technical gear we've got too.

0:41:57.800 --> 0:41:58.080
<v Speaker 8>Clue.

0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:02.759
<v Speaker 4>I didn't I didn't touch it, is Mary by the way.

0:42:02.960 --> 0:42:07.279
<v Speaker 4>I came with him. Let's go, well, guys, is underwater.

0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:16.200
<v Speaker 4>You can stay under there. What you're doing rio it's

0:42:16.320 --> 0:42:21.839
<v Speaker 4>actually that adam guy. Guys, please don't just wear your

0:42:21.880 --> 0:42:23.600
<v Speaker 4>live stole jeez.

0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:25.919
<v Speaker 3>It's got out of juice.

0:42:25.960 --> 0:42:30.040
<v Speaker 4>We can eat. We can hear you, Rio, can you

0:42:30.080 --> 0:42:33.880
<v Speaker 4>hear my words? Open the window? Jack's on the upper depends.

0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:37.160
<v Speaker 4>All right, we're just in Richmond. You like one job?

0:42:37.640 --> 0:42:40.040
<v Speaker 4>Can you hear us? We can't hear you. Can you

0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:40.360
<v Speaker 4>hear me?

0:42:42.560 --> 0:42:44.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna listen to some plum were on it.

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<v Speaker 15>I can't. I can't hear anything.

0:42:46.400 --> 0:42:56.640
<v Speaker 4>Sorry, text Rio, text, this is going well. Okay, we

0:42:56.719 --> 0:42:59.000
<v Speaker 4>have some fun, so we can't hear anything. All right,

0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:05.560
<v Speaker 4>this is fading down. We had hey hopes, I still have.

0:43:05.800 --> 0:43:08.560
<v Speaker 4>You know why we're on Thriving Tuesday.

0:43:09.719 --> 0:43:13.319
<v Speaker 1>Rio, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:43:13.760 --> 0:43:17.799
<v Speaker 4>Guess what the problem was? This is the number one show.

0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:21.440
<v Speaker 4>Apparently in Melbourne a cable jack had got loose. They

0:43:21.600 --> 0:43:24.480
<v Speaker 4>now put the cable back in. As you can hear

0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:27.440
<v Speaker 4>cable in. This is what happened. Cable out strack. Can

0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:27.880
<v Speaker 4>hear me?

0:43:28.160 --> 0:43:29.000
<v Speaker 1>I can't hear him?

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:34.239
<v Speaker 4>Rio? Are you taking a pe in that pool right now? Well?

0:43:34.280 --> 0:43:36.000
<v Speaker 15>Who would have thought that you have to plug a

0:43:36.080 --> 0:43:39.360
<v Speaker 15>mic in? I guess we're all learning stuff today.

0:43:40.440 --> 0:43:45.560
<v Speaker 6>I'm down here, I'm down here. I'm crouched by the

0:43:45.640 --> 0:43:50.040
<v Speaker 6>side of Fitzroy Paul, there's probably thirty or so very

0:43:50.080 --> 0:43:55.799
<v Speaker 6>brave swimmers going up and down. Mister, it's popping off.

0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:58.480
<v Speaker 6>There's so many people and they're.

0:43:58.320 --> 0:43:59.240
<v Speaker 3>Really really fast.

0:43:59.440 --> 0:44:01.839
<v Speaker 15>I'm watching his one like she's probably like sixty five.

0:44:01.880 --> 0:44:04.960
<v Speaker 6>I reckon, she hasn't stopped swimming for forty five minutes.

0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:06.719
<v Speaker 3>So are you going to tell them that you're trying

0:44:06.719 --> 0:44:07.640
<v Speaker 3>a big object, isn't it?

0:44:09.080 --> 0:44:10.720
<v Speaker 15>Yeah, this is a bit of a thing. We're gonna

0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:11.680
<v Speaker 15>have to be careful of.

0:44:11.840 --> 0:44:12.480
<v Speaker 4>O H and s.

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<v Speaker 6>Wise, there are people sort of ripping up and down.

0:44:14.520 --> 0:44:17.520
<v Speaker 6>We're gonna have to wait for a window where I'm not.

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:17.680
<v Speaker 5>Going to.

0:44:19.160 --> 0:44:20.960
<v Speaker 4>Someone I thought you were closing the pool, or you

0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:22.080
<v Speaker 4>get your own lane.

0:44:22.880 --> 0:44:25.759
<v Speaker 6>We've got our own lane, but who knows if that

0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:28.480
<v Speaker 6>lane will be big enough for this mystery object?

0:44:28.600 --> 0:44:30.560
<v Speaker 4>Oh of course, now knowing what it is, it could

0:44:30.560 --> 0:44:35.239
<v Speaker 4>straight into a second lane those old time. Is this

0:44:35.360 --> 0:44:37.239
<v Speaker 4>livens up the whole swimming now, doesn't he got a

0:44:37.320 --> 0:44:38.040
<v Speaker 4>natural hazard?

0:44:38.960 --> 0:44:41.080
<v Speaker 3>It's like the hurdles version in swimming.

0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:45.000
<v Speaker 4>Exactly all right, So when we come back from Kenny

0:44:45.040 --> 0:44:50.640
<v Speaker 4>Loggins Rio, you're going to drop this unknown object into

0:44:50.680 --> 0:44:53.239
<v Speaker 4>the pool, And dear listener, you've got to guess what

0:44:53.360 --> 0:44:55.640
<v Speaker 4>it is to win the big prize today in the

0:44:55.680 --> 0:44:57.879
<v Speaker 4>Gold of Thon. Are you ready, Rial, We'll be back

0:44:57.920 --> 0:45:01.279
<v Speaker 4>with you in three minutes time. See you then, do

0:45:01.440 --> 0:45:06.320
<v Speaker 4>not touch any cables, all right? See then, Rio Kenny

0:45:06.320 --> 0:45:09.600
<v Speaker 4>loggins Christian O'Connell's show on Gold six minutes past Stay

0:45:09.760 --> 0:45:14.319
<v Speaker 4>Goldithon is on. Every time team Australia win gold, you

0:45:14.400 --> 0:45:19.000
<v Speaker 4>win today's Goldethon coming up next with the secret Splash.

0:45:19.920 --> 0:45:24.280
<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:45:23.719 --> 0:45:27.640
<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell show, the Home of our Goldthon. Every time

0:45:27.680 --> 0:45:30.080
<v Speaker 4>team Australia win gold at the Games in Paris, you

0:45:30.160 --> 0:45:32.680
<v Speaker 4>win a big prize thanks to Ian s and Mosh

0:45:32.760 --> 0:45:38.080
<v Speaker 4>cleaning up the gold medals now because literally, just as

0:45:38.080 --> 0:45:40.080
<v Speaker 4>we always start the show to the at six am

0:45:40.200 --> 0:45:43.840
<v Speaker 4>over in Paris, Mario o'canahan getting gold in the women's

0:45:43.840 --> 0:45:47.160
<v Speaker 4>two hundred meters freestyle, which means you get the big prize.

0:45:47.280 --> 0:45:50.160
<v Speaker 4>Every time there's an individual gold medal, you get the choice.

0:45:50.280 --> 0:45:52.600
<v Speaker 4>You get a Bosh front loading washing machine or you

0:45:52.640 --> 0:45:56.120
<v Speaker 4>get a free standing dishwasher. Let's find out who's going

0:45:56.200 --> 0:45:58.440
<v Speaker 4>to be winning it today, Rio, Are you ready? Are

0:45:58.480 --> 0:46:01.160
<v Speaker 4>you in position pretty? In position.

0:46:01.320 --> 0:46:04.360
<v Speaker 6>I've had to take my shoes off, I've rolled my

0:46:04.440 --> 0:46:07.279
<v Speaker 6>jeans off, my socks are off. It's very cold, but

0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:10.840
<v Speaker 6>I'm ready to make the secret splash.

0:46:11.040 --> 0:46:13.719
<v Speaker 4>If thank you, if you've just joined us. Rio is

0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:16.799
<v Speaker 4>Paul's side right now, not in Paris, but in Fitzroy

0:46:16.840 --> 0:46:19.600
<v Speaker 4>at Fitzroy swimming pool. Thank you very much, Fitzroy Bath.

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<v Speaker 4>I just presume they were going to close off the

0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:26.840
<v Speaker 4>pool or a lane if Peter dropped this large object

0:46:27.000 --> 0:46:29.839
<v Speaker 4>in so that this is guess what it is, because

0:46:29.840 --> 0:46:31.399
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to when the old time is getting

0:46:31.440 --> 0:46:32.560
<v Speaker 4>it whacked on the head.

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<v Speaker 6>No they have, They've put a reserved sign on the lane,

0:46:35.960 --> 0:46:39.440
<v Speaker 6>but the sign is not being heated by these old timers.

0:46:39.480 --> 0:46:43.759
<v Speaker 4>And they don't care anymore. They don't seriously. Have you

0:46:43.840 --> 0:46:46.120
<v Speaker 4>had anyone sort of saying, hey, what you're doing with that?

0:46:46.840 --> 0:46:49.920
<v Speaker 4>Because that big object, it's a bit, it's not a

0:46:49.920 --> 0:46:52.000
<v Speaker 4>normal object you'd see by the pool.

0:46:53.040 --> 0:46:56.279
<v Speaker 6>Mate people are so they don't give a crap. I've

0:46:56.320 --> 0:47:00.080
<v Speaker 6>carried this thing in. No one battered an eelid. All

0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:02.439
<v Speaker 6>these oldies care about is getting in the pool. We're

0:47:02.480 --> 0:47:04.080
<v Speaker 6>just like a convenience to.

0:47:04.080 --> 0:47:05.600
<v Speaker 3>Them, that's right. You've got to keep your head down

0:47:05.640 --> 0:47:06.680
<v Speaker 3>just ye.

0:47:06.719 --> 0:47:08.960
<v Speaker 4>You're doing your laps, and so you are ableing the

0:47:09.040 --> 0:47:12.440
<v Speaker 4>sister this morning by Mary. Now Mary's got another microphone.

0:47:12.800 --> 0:47:15.319
<v Speaker 4>Actually this is worth this is the dedication to this bit.

0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:19.799
<v Speaker 4>Actually pointed at the swimming pool to pick up the splash.

0:47:19.880 --> 0:47:22.399
<v Speaker 6>Yes, she's on her hands and knees pointing My.

0:47:22.560 --> 0:47:28.960
<v Speaker 4>Shows that shows Mary, thank you for suffering. What an

0:47:29.000 --> 0:47:31.080
<v Speaker 4>image this must be. I want to see it. Now

0:47:31.120 --> 0:47:33.600
<v Speaker 4>you're trying to elapse. And then there's two people with

0:47:34.080 --> 0:47:36.040
<v Speaker 4>a large object and one of them is on their

0:47:36.040 --> 0:47:38.080
<v Speaker 4>hands and knees with a microphone pointed at the pool.

0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:45.920
<v Speaker 4>All right, so you already Rio, I'm you've got the

0:47:46.040 --> 0:47:59.200
<v Speaker 4>cable back the cable in, Mary, stand up the cable, Rio.

0:48:00.400 --> 0:48:03.440
<v Speaker 4>The cable's got Lucia.

0:48:06.840 --> 0:48:09.960
<v Speaker 3>It sounds like they're submerged and they're coming up from now.

0:48:10.360 --> 0:48:11.200
<v Speaker 3>Do you guys need help?

0:48:11.280 --> 0:48:15.640
<v Speaker 4>Are the concern that he's marry Actually like a distress

0:48:15.640 --> 0:48:22.000
<v Speaker 4>Sire can send the lifesaver Mary, Mary, the same one

0:48:22.040 --> 0:48:22.680
<v Speaker 4>as the last time.

0:48:22.719 --> 0:48:23.960
<v Speaker 3>There's profuly.

0:48:25.880 --> 0:48:27.000
<v Speaker 15>Just some sort of.

0:48:28.680 --> 0:48:32.120
<v Speaker 4>If someone prank him just as I thought we were

0:48:32.120 --> 0:48:32.640
<v Speaker 4>getting So.

0:48:35.400 --> 0:48:38.080
<v Speaker 3>I think what we have to do. I think we have.

0:48:38.080 --> 0:48:39.640
<v Speaker 4>To turn the microphone off.

0:48:40.000 --> 0:48:42.840
<v Speaker 3>People will have to call in now ready to compete

0:48:42.880 --> 0:48:46.160
<v Speaker 3>in the competition. We're just what it is, right, Okay,

0:48:46.200 --> 0:48:48.640
<v Speaker 3>we'll come back in that one minute that we usually

0:48:48.640 --> 0:48:50.759
<v Speaker 3>get to speak to you before kicks out. He'll throw

0:48:50.840 --> 0:48:52.960
<v Speaker 3>the object in and he'll get straight away and he.

0:48:52.960 --> 0:48:55.680
<v Speaker 4>Can throw his career at the same time. All right,

0:48:56.000 --> 0:48:59.200
<v Speaker 4>call him now, just called him now. Okay, you don't

0:48:59.239 --> 0:49:02.120
<v Speaker 4>know what it is. Reserve your spot. We're gonna well,

0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:04.239
<v Speaker 4>I'm driving not to fits away right now, to keep

0:49:04.239 --> 0:49:06.399
<v Speaker 4>them both in the pool and find that flipping cable

0:49:06.440 --> 0:49:11.560
<v Speaker 4>and shove at Rio's backside. Four three. It really is

0:49:11.760 --> 0:49:14.560
<v Speaker 4>the secret Splash. You haven't even heard the Splash.

0:49:14.760 --> 0:49:16.960
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We're trying, trust me, it's not for the lack of trying.

0:49:20.360 --> 0:49:22.840
<v Speaker 4>At least. We're going to read a for effort execution.

0:49:24.320 --> 0:49:28.320
<v Speaker 4>Guess what it's that cable game we're now trying to

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<v Speaker 4>get hold of the producers on their phones.

0:49:33.960 --> 0:49:37.840
<v Speaker 3>I fear, this is my fear. Two weeks ago, we

0:49:37.880 --> 0:49:40.200
<v Speaker 3>played a game called Song from Afar where I tried

0:49:40.239 --> 0:49:42.200
<v Speaker 3>the same thing. I tried to drive down the road

0:49:42.280 --> 0:49:44.839
<v Speaker 3>and Rio was meant to stand one hundred meters away

0:49:44.880 --> 0:49:46.680
<v Speaker 3>and see if we could hear the song playing out

0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:49.480
<v Speaker 3>of my car. When you're on the phone, the phones

0:49:49.560 --> 0:49:53.000
<v Speaker 3>automatically cut out, try to cut out any background noise.

0:49:53.280 --> 0:49:55.280
<v Speaker 3>So what I fear is if Rio's on the phone

0:49:55.280 --> 0:49:57.440
<v Speaker 3>now we throw our big object in the pool, the

0:49:57.480 --> 0:49:59.680
<v Speaker 3>phone's going to try to cut out that sound.

0:50:00.800 --> 0:50:02.719
<v Speaker 4>Riya, are you there? I'm here.

0:50:02.760 --> 0:50:03.319
<v Speaker 5>Can you hear me?

0:50:03.520 --> 0:50:05.799
<v Speaker 4>I can hear you crystal clear on the good old

0:50:05.800 --> 0:50:09.440
<v Speaker 4>school telephone. So you're still pull side.

0:50:10.000 --> 0:50:13.440
<v Speaker 5>I'm still pul side. I'm still here by the mystery

0:50:13.560 --> 0:50:17.359
<v Speaker 5>large object next to me is a microphone packed I'm

0:50:17.400 --> 0:50:21.719
<v Speaker 5>about to throw in Citsroy Pool. But yes, we're ready

0:50:21.800 --> 0:50:22.799
<v Speaker 5>in place, ready to go.

0:50:23.440 --> 0:50:24.880
<v Speaker 4>All right, So we're going to have to revert to

0:50:24.920 --> 0:50:28.000
<v Speaker 4>you being on the phone right now. With this large object,

0:50:28.120 --> 0:50:30.279
<v Speaker 4>you're really going to have to hurt it into pool,

0:50:30.360 --> 0:50:33.960
<v Speaker 4>obviously avoiding any mature people who are swimming in that

0:50:34.000 --> 0:50:34.680
<v Speaker 4>pool right now.

0:50:35.480 --> 0:50:37.160
<v Speaker 5>Yes, yes, it looks like we've got a bit of

0:50:37.200 --> 0:50:39.839
<v Speaker 5>free space. There's an old timer who's down the other end,

0:50:39.880 --> 0:50:42.680
<v Speaker 5>so we've got a good probably eighty seconds, I reckon

0:50:42.680 --> 0:50:44.439
<v Speaker 5>before we get it back up the here again.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, now, Mary who's down there with you is also

0:50:46.840 --> 0:50:48.759
<v Speaker 3>on the phone. She should be online too, so she

0:50:48.800 --> 0:50:50.560
<v Speaker 3>can point her phone at the water.

0:50:50.719 --> 0:50:54.239
<v Speaker 4>Okay. Mary was recently nominated for an ACRA last week.

0:50:54.239 --> 0:50:56.480
<v Speaker 4>They've now taken that back. Mary, I'm ever so sorry.

0:50:56.680 --> 0:50:58.600
<v Speaker 4>Once you get involved in the show, it's not good

0:50:58.640 --> 0:51:01.680
<v Speaker 4>news for anybody. Now, Mary, are you still there? You're

0:51:01.680 --> 0:51:02.480
<v Speaker 4>still with us.

0:51:03.040 --> 0:51:05.920
<v Speaker 14>I am here and I just really quickly got off

0:51:05.920 --> 0:51:06.759
<v Speaker 14>the phone with the ACRO people.

0:51:06.800 --> 0:51:08.120
<v Speaker 13>Don worry, it's totally final sorted out.

0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:09.840
<v Speaker 4>Okay, thank you. I'm so clear to hear that, and

0:51:09.880 --> 0:51:11.960
<v Speaker 4>so Rio and Mary. How is this going to work?

0:51:12.000 --> 0:51:13.320
<v Speaker 4>Then you've got the object.

0:51:14.320 --> 0:51:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I've got the object.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to do the biggest splash I can. If

0:51:18.000 --> 0:51:20.960
<v Speaker 5>it is not big enough, I am willing to take

0:51:21.000 --> 0:51:23.160
<v Speaker 5>off my clothes and get in the pool and I

0:51:23.160 --> 0:51:23.920
<v Speaker 5>can try.

0:51:24.160 --> 0:51:27.960
<v Speaker 4>That's no benefit to anyone other than yourself. Since we

0:51:28.040 --> 0:51:30.200
<v Speaker 4>started to chance you an hour ago. You're desperate and

0:51:30.239 --> 0:51:33.160
<v Speaker 4>horny to start follocking with the elderly in the water.

0:51:34.719 --> 0:51:35.640
<v Speaker 5>Do you just say the word?

0:51:35.840 --> 0:51:37.879
<v Speaker 4>All we want is to hear the ladder in the pool.

0:51:40.440 --> 0:51:41.240
<v Speaker 5>Are you serious?

0:51:48.320 --> 0:51:52.680
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I wonder what the secret object is.

0:51:53.000 --> 0:51:54.480
<v Speaker 4>You haven't got the other one with you? Have you?

0:51:55.719 --> 0:51:56.000
<v Speaker 8>We do?

0:51:56.239 --> 0:51:58.400
<v Speaker 5>Actually we have a backup object you have haven't you?

0:51:58.520 --> 0:51:59.359
<v Speaker 5>Just run to get it?

0:51:59.480 --> 0:52:03.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's been quite the morning. It was a ladder

0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:06.920
<v Speaker 4>because you can now down Rio's had lugged a ladder

0:52:06.960 --> 0:52:08.879
<v Speaker 4>up that we had to gain Uber excel. It's now

0:52:09.080 --> 0:52:10.920
<v Speaker 4>still a ladder, but it won't be a ladder. Okay,

0:52:11.040 --> 0:52:14.120
<v Speaker 4>So where's Mary going to? How far away is the

0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:16.600
<v Speaker 4>second mystery object for the secret splash?

0:52:16.760 --> 0:52:17.040
<v Speaker 5>Mary?

0:52:17.880 --> 0:52:18.160
<v Speaker 8>Hand?

0:52:18.520 --> 0:52:19.240
<v Speaker 4>You got it? Mary?

0:52:19.400 --> 0:52:21.640
<v Speaker 5>Very heavy? Oh that's very heavy?

0:52:21.760 --> 0:52:22.959
<v Speaker 4>Great? Great, great, great?

0:52:23.040 --> 0:52:26.760
<v Speaker 3>So heavy objects because I don't even know what object

0:52:26.800 --> 0:52:27.200
<v Speaker 3>number two?

0:52:27.640 --> 0:52:28.960
<v Speaker 4>This is good? Yeah, all right, all.

0:52:28.960 --> 0:52:30.640
<v Speaker 5>Right, Christian will tell you in the second.

0:52:32.200 --> 0:52:34.560
<v Speaker 4>Right, So you've got the new object.

0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:37.799
<v Speaker 5>I've got the new object. You say the word, I'll

0:52:37.800 --> 0:52:39.279
<v Speaker 5>put the phone down and I'm going to do the

0:52:39.320 --> 0:52:40.399
<v Speaker 5>biggest splash I can.

0:52:41.040 --> 0:52:45.239
<v Speaker 4>Okay, Rio launch the new mystery object that isn't a

0:52:45.320 --> 0:52:46.920
<v Speaker 4>ladder into the pool.

0:52:47.560 --> 0:52:48.040
<v Speaker 6>All right?

0:52:49.120 --> 0:52:49.640
<v Speaker 4>Three?

0:52:50.280 --> 0:53:01.000
<v Speaker 5>Two? One one?

0:53:01.920 --> 0:53:03.400
<v Speaker 3>What happened? Did you miss the pool?

0:53:04.800 --> 0:53:08.319
<v Speaker 4>How was that? Did you hear anything? It was like

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:10.640
<v Speaker 4>maybe some rain dropping on the pool?

0:53:11.400 --> 0:53:14.880
<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, gives one more go one more go?

0:53:15.000 --> 0:53:17.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:53:18.800 --> 0:53:19.040
<v Speaker 5>Three?

0:53:20.960 --> 0:53:26.279
<v Speaker 4>What this thing is huge? It's heavy as well.

0:53:28.200 --> 0:53:29.120
<v Speaker 3>It's not really a game.

0:53:29.360 --> 0:53:34.360
<v Speaker 4>It's not really game. You so can wear well. I

0:53:34.440 --> 0:53:36.200
<v Speaker 4>tell you what we are. We're confused now about what

0:53:36.239 --> 0:53:38.280
<v Speaker 4>on earth we're going to do. This is wasteing almost

0:53:38.320 --> 0:53:40.080
<v Speaker 4>an hour of the show, an hour of people's lives.

0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:42.839
<v Speaker 4>Are never going to get back. Do we get people

0:53:42.880 --> 0:53:47.520
<v Speaker 4>calling guests anyway? You have to? Okay, So something that

0:53:47.560 --> 0:53:49.759
<v Speaker 4>doesn't sound that big, but tame a word for it

0:53:49.840 --> 0:53:51.799
<v Speaker 4>is a big object. It has just been dropped into Paul,

0:53:52.120 --> 0:53:54.600
<v Speaker 4>what do you think it might be? Nine four one

0:53:54.640 --> 0:53:57.040
<v Speaker 4>four one four three? Why would you still stick with us?

0:53:57.080 --> 0:53:59.000
<v Speaker 4>Because one of you is going to get a brand

0:53:59.040 --> 0:54:02.279
<v Speaker 4>new washed dishwash sure or a free standing sorry, a

0:54:02.400 --> 0:54:03.440
<v Speaker 4>washing machine your choice.

0:54:04.000 --> 0:54:06.879
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast Rio.

0:54:07.080 --> 0:54:08.359
<v Speaker 4>Are you still there by the pool?

0:54:09.239 --> 0:54:09.600
<v Speaker 5>Barely?

0:54:10.080 --> 0:54:10.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:54:10.800 --> 0:54:13.120
<v Speaker 4>Lonely place to be, lonely place, thanks for doing it?

0:54:13.239 --> 0:54:15.960
<v Speaker 4>Like Custer's last stand there today, hardest working man in

0:54:16.000 --> 0:54:17.839
<v Speaker 4>show is trying to keep a smile on his face

0:54:18.239 --> 0:54:21.000
<v Speaker 4>as Rome burns around him. There you buy a pool.

0:54:21.360 --> 0:54:22.799
<v Speaker 4>Your trousers are rolled up, we've got no.

0:54:22.880 --> 0:54:25.000
<v Speaker 3>Shoes on, and it's a nervous laughter like this is

0:54:25.040 --> 0:54:26.040
<v Speaker 3>all O laughter?

0:54:26.040 --> 0:54:31.719
<v Speaker 4>I think he's actually openly crying there. In fact, that's

0:54:31.760 --> 0:54:37.719
<v Speaker 4>what we heard. It wasn't the mystery, all right, I am.

0:54:37.920 --> 0:54:44.000
<v Speaker 5>I'm soaking wet head to toe after very futilely splashing

0:54:44.040 --> 0:54:46.840
<v Speaker 5>a number of mystery objects in the water for what

0:54:47.000 --> 0:54:48.960
<v Speaker 5>seems like absolutely no reason in the end.

0:54:49.520 --> 0:54:52.480
<v Speaker 4>Now, now, now come on, come on, my friend. I

0:54:53.040 --> 0:54:55.080
<v Speaker 4>hate to see a young kid like this and radio

0:54:55.480 --> 0:54:57.440
<v Speaker 4>his dreams are all fading. And this is this is

0:54:57.520 --> 0:55:00.120
<v Speaker 4>show is Rio, This is all of it my and

0:55:00.520 --> 0:55:03.319
<v Speaker 4>he's still going to accept this with good grace. It's

0:55:03.360 --> 0:55:07.879
<v Speaker 4>a learning for all of us. We need new engineers, yep,

0:55:08.040 --> 0:55:10.800
<v Speaker 4>need new engineers. Yeah, all right, so Rio, this was

0:55:10.880 --> 0:55:13.000
<v Speaker 4>the this was a splash earlier. So the reason why

0:55:13.040 --> 0:55:15.160
<v Speaker 4>he was at the pool originally there's a secret object.

0:55:15.160 --> 0:55:17.080
<v Speaker 4>You're working out what the object is. He's just throwing

0:55:17.520 --> 0:55:27.239
<v Speaker 4>into the pool. That's funded all right, I didn't hear

0:55:27.239 --> 0:55:29.280
<v Speaker 4>the bit was Rio trying to throw himself in Afterwards,

0:55:32.120 --> 0:55:34.120
<v Speaker 4>I've got this image of those old people now gathern

0:55:34.200 --> 0:55:36.080
<v Speaker 4>row Rio getting a hot chocolate in a blanket and

0:55:36.200 --> 0:55:38.560
<v Speaker 4>giving him a hunt. And this is just a moment

0:55:38.640 --> 0:55:39.120
<v Speaker 4>in your life.

0:55:39.239 --> 0:55:41.360
<v Speaker 3>At first, he was an annoyance because he interrupted their

0:55:41.360 --> 0:55:43.240
<v Speaker 3>swim and now they just feel sorry Shubris.

0:55:44.360 --> 0:55:47.399
<v Speaker 4>What brings down many a young tucker like Rio? All right,

0:55:47.560 --> 0:55:49.239
<v Speaker 4>then where are we now? We're by the Paul again,

0:55:49.280 --> 0:55:53.480
<v Speaker 4>aren't we? I forgot, and we're asking people what is

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<v Speaker 4>going in the pool the secret splash. Let's now go

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<v Speaker 4>to Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Laura, Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, Laura, thank you for still listening to show. I'm

0:56:02.400 --> 0:56:04.239
<v Speaker 4>putting up with a few issues with her. Would you

0:56:04.560 --> 0:56:07.320
<v Speaker 4>like a new dishwasher or washing machine?

0:56:07.840 --> 0:56:09.520
<v Speaker 13>I love a new washing machine?

0:56:09.760 --> 0:56:11.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yours on the blink on the fritz.

0:56:11.760 --> 0:56:13.799
<v Speaker 13>Mine sounds like and they were appling taking off.

0:56:13.960 --> 0:56:16.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh my word, you can't have that? And is it

0:56:16.680 --> 0:56:18.319
<v Speaker 4>busy one? You've got a family who's there?

0:56:19.680 --> 0:56:22.239
<v Speaker 13>Just me my partner, but the green kids come and

0:56:22.320 --> 0:56:23.120
<v Speaker 13>stay quite often.

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<v Speaker 4>Gotcha? All right? So what do you think the object

0:56:26.160 --> 0:56:27.920
<v Speaker 4>is going in the pool? What's the secret special?

0:56:28.640 --> 0:56:33.000
<v Speaker 13>Well, I'm going to guess Rio's Nintendo switch.

0:56:36.480 --> 0:56:38.400
<v Speaker 3>Goodness, that is a good yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Now we've had a few technical problems. Laura. I can't

0:56:42.280 --> 0:56:45.200
<v Speaker 4>quite hear what you said. Did you say watermelon?

0:56:45.960 --> 0:56:46.120
<v Speaker 11>Yes?

0:56:50.520 --> 0:56:56.239
<v Speaker 9>Against the odds. If you guess a watermelon, I love it.

0:56:57.320 --> 0:57:06.880
<v Speaker 9>What are the odds odds on Terrific Tuesday. Laura, you

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<v Speaker 9>win though washing machine, thanks to Marshanie and us.

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<v Speaker 4>Well done. Oh thank you so loud, our absolute pleasure.

0:57:13.600 --> 0:57:16.520
<v Speaker 4>At least someone is smiling off the last sixteen minutes

0:57:16.560 --> 0:57:22.200
<v Speaker 4>of Champagne Radio. We're floating in the river scene. All right, Laura,

0:57:22.360 --> 0:57:24.600
<v Speaker 4>well done. Thanks for listening to show. No just generally

0:57:24.640 --> 0:57:28.200
<v Speaker 4>thanks listening show, especially today. Thank you very much, love

0:57:28.280 --> 0:57:33.080
<v Speaker 4>you show. I need to know that today. Rio just

0:57:33.160 --> 0:57:35.000
<v Speaker 4>go home, mate. You know I'm getting out of it

0:57:35.080 --> 0:57:37.040
<v Speaker 4>pretty soon as well. Is this pick it up tomorrow? Tonight?

0:57:37.080 --> 0:57:40.280
<v Speaker 4>It's another day, okay, week, see you next week, mate,

0:57:40.320 --> 0:57:44.000
<v Speaker 4>next week, come on now, we've got winners Wednesday.

0:57:45.560 --> 0:57:49.000
<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:57:49.320 --> 0:57:52.560
<v Speaker 4>Look, let me just say this. In any friendship, one

0:57:52.560 --> 0:57:54.240
<v Speaker 4>of the friends is going to let the other friend down,

0:57:54.480 --> 0:57:57.000
<v Speaker 4>but you'd like to know there's enough bank goodwill that

0:57:57.120 --> 0:57:59.560
<v Speaker 4>you'll forgive them that. And I know I know we

0:57:59.680 --> 0:58:02.520
<v Speaker 4>can lie on you. You've got my back, Christian. That

0:58:02.640 --> 0:58:04.680
<v Speaker 4>was harder to listen to the Molly actually winning the

0:58:04.720 --> 0:58:11.240
<v Speaker 4>gold medal. Christian, is it a ladder? It was, Christian.

0:58:11.640 --> 0:58:13.720
<v Speaker 4>It felt like we've been listening today's time waste the

0:58:13.760 --> 0:58:16.240
<v Speaker 4>last hour of the show. See you've got my back.

0:58:16.520 --> 0:58:18.360
<v Speaker 4>Thank you team, Thank you very very much.

0:58:18.480 --> 0:58:20.280
<v Speaker 3>The bigest shame is we never got to hear what

0:58:20.360 --> 0:58:22.240
<v Speaker 3>a ladder sounds like splashing into victory.

0:58:22.320 --> 0:58:22.520
<v Speaker 13>Paul.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, maybe one day, Jack, we go back to lap ball.

0:58:25.600 --> 0:58:27.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh, no doubt, we will never go back there.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to tumultuous Tuesday time. Now the time waster. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>Today's World Kitchen Day most cooked hone dishes in Australia,

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<v Speaker 4>according to taste dot Com. That are you always name

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<v Speaker 4>the sauce? What do we think are the what's in

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<v Speaker 4>this top five? I've got here, I reckon it's spaghetti

0:59:18.080 --> 0:59:20.680
<v Speaker 4>bowlondies not in there, my friends, are you joking? Well,

0:59:20.760 --> 0:59:22.840
<v Speaker 4>unless you call a number five savory mints?

0:59:23.800 --> 0:59:24.280
<v Speaker 13>What is that?

0:59:24.840 --> 0:59:27.360
<v Speaker 7>Savory mince is like a mint sort of, you know,

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<v Speaker 7>casserole thing with carrots and PoTA.

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<v Speaker 2>What about lasagna?

0:59:32.760 --> 0:59:38.280
<v Speaker 4>Number two? Sausage on the barbecue, curried sausages. Apparently never

0:59:38.400 --> 0:59:42.280
<v Speaker 4>had one, they ask you seriously. Tuna pasta bake is

0:59:42.320 --> 0:59:42.920
<v Speaker 4>at number one?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, just like students.

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<v Speaker 4>Make that all right? So we're looking for your kitchen

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<v Speaker 4>bands today on the time waste Kitchen bands like Men

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<v Speaker 4>at Wok Gold, Spice Rat Girls Silver, James Brown Sugar

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<v Speaker 4>Silver plus, fleetod Mac and Cheese, Gold, Matre dmc bronze,

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<v Speaker 4>the Bleach Boys, get rid of those weavilks. Bronze back

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<v Speaker 4>at the pool, the loner Jackson five a day, going

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<v Speaker 4>to get you five a day in in the in

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<v Speaker 4>the kitchen, and boy George Foreman.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver plus, thank you, yeah plenty, Yeah, nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>Coverage today, Jackie boy, What have you got? Kitchen bands?

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<v Speaker 4>Who's playing in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 3>Spatul a girl, Oh very good, Gold, the Sizzle Sisters,

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<v Speaker 3>no bronze.

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<v Speaker 4>Back at the pool, Chef Leopard or Chef Leopard.

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<v Speaker 3>Very good gold, An Arcade Friar Okay Fryer.

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<v Speaker 4>Is also gold.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Time Wastters.

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<v Speaker 4>Today we're looking for your kitchen bands best and show

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<v Speaker 4>for your office kitchen bands. Let's find out who's playing

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<v Speaker 4>in your kitchen. Let's go bond An Chevy, Pizza Bronze,

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<v Speaker 4>no Zzy Crop Pop Silver, The Yeasty Boys silver plus

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<v Speaker 4>fucking Heads gold. I feel about today's show Soup Dog Yeah, Silver,

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<v Speaker 4>about the cheering on the Americans in the pool.

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<v Speaker 3>Tom Cruise as well at the gurnastics we've.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably gone in. It's Nethan Tiam America impossible, Stovey wonder gold.

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<v Speaker 4>There we go. We found got a wooden justin hold

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<v Speaker 4>an Overnight Oats.

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<v Speaker 3>Gold and I'm making overnight are you yep?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? That is a great on. Billy, well done, Mela

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<v Speaker 4>Cyrus silver, Kettle Perry Silver, Climby Fish and Chips gold.

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<v Speaker 4>That's very good. But I'm brendan match box more than

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<v Speaker 4>twenty gold. That's so good. Pearl jam on toast silver,

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<v Speaker 4>Tina Burner, Gold, Banana partmer God, that's very good at

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<v Speaker 4>that one. Judy. Alana's cutlery set that is genus. That

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<v Speaker 4>is top end of town. Stuart Guy. Take about Alana's

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<v Speaker 4>cutlery set. Three draws down, gold, go Westinghouse Gold, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't Corey and tongues and I oh these are all

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<v Speaker 4>good gold, Yeah, strong, finish, okay, Jack, Who's best in show?

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<v Speaker 4>Who wins the dealer on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Money Stewart For Alana's cutlery set.

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<v Speaker 4>It has to be well done, Stuart Guy, you're today's winner.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>He just tuned in, but another ten out of ten

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<v Speaker 4>solid gold radio show.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to listen back and chot you can guarantee

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<v Speaker 3>don't even.

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<v Speaker 4>Bother with the podcast. It's one of those where it's

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<v Speaker 4>too good. Let's just check in with producer Rio. It's

1:02:52.400 --> 1:02:57.360
<v Speaker 4>just on his way to center link right now. That's

1:02:57.400 --> 1:02:59.240
<v Speaker 4>all laugh is what you call that?

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<v Speaker 5>All my life forces leaving me?

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<v Speaker 4>No, come on, come on, come on, and standing there,

1:03:08.240 --> 1:03:10.720
<v Speaker 4>I'm out the front of Hittory Pool still with a ladder.

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<v Speaker 5>If anyone is driving past, no cabs are big enough

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<v Speaker 5>to kick us. Up at the moment and we've been

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<v Speaker 5>sanding here for about half an hour.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, you're kidding.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a ladder. No, because it's a huge you need

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<v Speaker 5>to know. No one wants to pick us.

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<v Speaker 3>Up, or maybe someone in the yuke come and pick

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<v Speaker 3>you up in the bag.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's actually be really.

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<v Speaker 4>Always just chuck it in that pool and just go on,

1:03:34.520 --> 1:03:36.520
<v Speaker 4>let it float. Use it as a natural hazard for

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<v Speaker 4>the eldies doing their laps and just swim around or

1:03:38.720 --> 1:03:40.360
<v Speaker 4>under it. They can use it as like a water

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<v Speaker 4>aerobics thing.

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<v Speaker 3>And what did you do with your watermelon that it

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<v Speaker 3>did go to the bottom pool?

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<v Speaker 5>We're bringing that home. Yeah, it's not easy to get.

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<v Speaker 4>But anyway, now, really, you've been doing such a great

1:03:50.760 --> 1:03:53.720
<v Speaker 4>job as our kind of official unofficial correspondent for the

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<v Speaker 4>Games in Paris, of being such a fanboy and looking

1:03:57.400 --> 1:04:00.479
<v Speaker 4>ahead to where gold, silvers and bronze might be coming

1:04:00.560 --> 1:04:03.040
<v Speaker 4>today in the early hours of tomorrow morning, so once

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<v Speaker 4>more to the Games in Paris. He might be by

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<v Speaker 4>the side of the pool, not in Paris, but Fitzroy

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<v Speaker 4>with a ladder. Don't ask. It's been one of those days, Rio, Please,

1:04:14.200 --> 1:04:16.680
<v Speaker 4>we need to look forward. What can we get excited

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<v Speaker 4>about today in Paris.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, who look really really bloody good are the women's

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<v Speaker 5>rugby sevens. They absolutely smoked everyone in their path on

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<v Speaker 5>their way to the Semis. They come up against Canada

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<v Speaker 5>at midnight tonight. If they win that they're through to

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<v Speaker 5>the final. Who they'll probably come up against New Zealand rivals. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>a bit of but I reckon they look unbelievable And

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<v Speaker 5>if they win, that's seven vacuum cleaners way oh yeah, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, So seven mystery items. Back at Fitzroy Paul.

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<v Speaker 5>And in the pool there's Kaylee McEwen our strew that

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<v Speaker 5>stroke legends she's got her rival Reagan Smith, who she'll

1:05:00.400 --> 1:05:02.400
<v Speaker 5>be up again. But I'm back in Kaylee to bring

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<v Speaker 5>us home a dishwasher or washing machine as well for tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Rio, good stuff, Okay, we'll see you in

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<v Speaker 4>the morning. Have a great day today. Thanks for listening

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<v Speaker 4>to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast