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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: In the podcast, we play the match game every Thursday.

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Speaker 3: Would so we get a couple together who think they're

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Speaker 3: a good match, and then we asked them the same

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Speaker 3: three awkward questions and then see if their answers match up.

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Speaker 4: Spicy, it's always pretty spicy. Look, I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I don't want to give away too much,

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Speaker 4: but but I mean this one read a bit of collusion.

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Speaker 4: So you want to call that, dude, I'm pulling down

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Speaker 4: the curtain. We're going to leave that. After we hung

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Speaker 4: up the phone from them, we were like, they definitely spoke.

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Speaker 4: They must They mustn't.

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Speaker 3: No couple, no couple ever says that the first time

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Speaker 3: they slept together was fun. And if one person says that,

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Speaker 3: that's an outline person lied to make the other person

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Speaker 3: feel about.

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Speaker 4: It's awkward, it's messy.

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Speaker 3: No guy, it's sure, it's exciting, but Liker, it's nerve

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Speaker 3: wracking it.

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Speaker 4: That's a nerd. Nerve wracking. Nerve tracking would be the word.

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Speaker 3: You want to get it right? You know you don't

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Speaker 3: know them. Fun funds of roller Coaster the theme park.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, agree, it's not fun. Yeah, yeah, you might get

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Speaker 4: to fun.

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Speaker 3: You know, you know three or four times in sure,

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Speaker 3: you know you gonna have a the popcorn you like.

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Speaker 4: But it would be a fun moment within the first time.

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Speaker 4: You know, someone might crack a joke, or it's something

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Speaker 4: someone might slip or something and you fell off the bed.

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Speaker 4: Slip on what you never laugh there, slip slip on

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Speaker 4: the slip on whatever, slip on a bit of loube sorry.

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Speaker 4: You ask me.

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Speaker 3: Before we started, like to cover the floor and lube

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Speaker 3: for the first time, the first time we have sex.

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Speaker 4: I would like to cover the entire floor with the

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Speaker 4: lub brick etin that muther it was a bit of

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Speaker 4: a funny story. You know, you know this story. You

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Speaker 4: know this story. Job do you know someone's in service

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Speaker 4: stations or supermarkets if you are lube shopping, there's a

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Speaker 4: there's a lube that's it says, glowing the dark lube.

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Speaker 4: Have you seen that? I've seen glow in the dark

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Speaker 4: globore love. Okay, so WHI I was of the view

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Speaker 4: that glowing the Dark lube was the actual lube was

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Speaker 4: glowing the dark. So I bought ten bottles of lube

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Speaker 4: and went home. This is a form of relationship, and

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Speaker 4: I like got and totally covered myself in loub because

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Speaker 4: I was like, this is gonna be hilarious. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: be like a glowing man, a glowing a glowing lube man. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: I covered myself loube and then I'm waiting in the bedroom.

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Speaker 4: I turned the lights off and I was I'm not

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Speaker 4: glowing in the giant jelly man. I pick up the bottle,

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Speaker 4: and the bottle of Loop says, the bottle glows in

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Speaker 4: the dark, not the loub that makes sense. Trying to

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Speaker 4: find it in the drawer and the dice, you idiot, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I mean idiot, I mean idiot. But anyway, I think

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Speaker 4: we also found out that Joel likes to fumble around for.

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Speaker 3: Lube in well, I can never find it because it

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Speaker 3: doesn't But now I know, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Bottles, yeah, man, all about the magic game. Excuse me,

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Speaker 4: you're above lub a yeah, by the anti lube over here,

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Speaker 4: and I'll tell you what this Loop chat has been fun. Hey,

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Speaker 4: you brought it right. That's the key word there. He

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Speaker 4: brought it right. Vash was going for you're in that

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Speaker 4: sex chat.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, sure, anyway, I think we're already out of here,

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Speaker 3: because you know, when you got three guys talking about

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Speaker 4: For those sorts of chance. So sorry about that. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that was your fault. I don't know that was my fault.

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Speaker 3: Actually just told her two or three minutes story about

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Speaker 3: covering yourself in ten bottles of Gone the Dark lube.

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Speaker 4: So I'm going to call it your fault. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 4: I'll put my hand up there. But Joel came with me,

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Speaker 4: so thank me. And Joel don't say Joel came. Come on,

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Speaker 4: my wife listens to this podcast. Well, we're speaking to

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Speaker 4: what I believe is the smartest school kid in Australia.

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Speaker 4: I've just got word. He is apparently still in a classroom.

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Speaker 4: Obviously he works over time because he's a genius. We

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Speaker 4: are talking to him very shortly. Before we get to him,

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Speaker 4: I should explain why he's the smartest kid in Australia,

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Speaker 4: and that is because, look, there was a big change

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Speaker 4: in the world around four years ago. The fresh food

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Speaker 4: people were on the forefront of it, eliminating plastic bags. Brilliant,

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Speaker 4: what a great call. I love it. But because of

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Speaker 4: that plastic bags now are a thing of the past.

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Speaker 4: You never you never seelastic, it's not true. Well, I'm sorry, I.

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Speaker 3: See plastic bags all the time. I've got about twenty

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Speaker 3: plastic that's ever made is still on the planet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But here's the thing, So they're going they're not going

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Speaker 3: Whether you drink them when they're gone.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, those are all good arguments against. But

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Speaker 4: with any great idea comes, you know, the criticisms and whatnot.

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Speaker 4: But what this boy has done in twenty eighteen, he

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Speaker 4: decided to frame a plastic bag. His name is Casey.

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Speaker 4: He's an absolute genius and he's affectionately what's that vis

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Speaker 4: a genius? Well, he's a genius framed a plastic bag.

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Speaker 4: He's captured a moment of time, a changing of the world.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's ard he's the plastic bag. He doesn't

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Speaker 4: catched a moment in time, Well, I think he has.

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Speaker 4: He's captured a huge moment in time. He's framed a

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Speaker 4: plastic bag, and he has now been affectionately.

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Speaker 3: Like the last plastic bag's been a random bag. He

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Speaker 3: might have just found that bag today, put it in

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Speaker 4: You're calling this kid a liar. Absolutely well, I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I trust the kid and heately he's affectionately being known

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Speaker 5: No one knows what it's like to be the bag man.

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Speaker 5: I want your bag man, but I don't say cash.

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Speaker 4: Now, that's my little music thing said there. I want

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Speaker 4: his bag. He's framed it because I.

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Speaker 3: Think this thing can like do me a favor and

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Speaker 3: everybody else listening right now and do this sort of

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry to swear they're but like really we're talking

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Speaker 3: about a bag and a photo frame. Oh well, now

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Speaker 3: you're going to tell them you're going to call the

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Speaker 3: kid and you want to offer him price, don't you.

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Speaker 4: Well, look, I don't have a lot of cash, cash

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Speaker 4: poor at the moment. But here's the thing. We've got

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Speaker 4: to go to a song. He's put the thing on marketplace,

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Speaker 4: Facebook Marketplace. He wants four hundred bucks, which which you

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Speaker 4: do have to laugh at that. I mean, I love

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Speaker 4: the kid. He wants four hundred bucks for this thing.

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Speaker 4: I know I've got one hundred bucks cash I can spend.

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Speaker 4: But then I'm thinking we can him during the song. Well, no,

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Speaker 4: I think everyone wants to hear it. They love the business.

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Speaker 4: People love business deals. So here's the We're going to

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Speaker 4: go to a song business deals. This is a business deal.

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Speaker 3: I was sort of a private deal for a bag

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Speaker 3: and a frame, a plastic bag in a frame.

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Speaker 4: If we get it, by the way, we'll hang it

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Speaker 4: in the studio. It'll be a great feature. Every guest

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Speaker 4: that comes in and be like, wow, what's with the

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Speaker 4: bit of a story for you. Let's turn the MIC's

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Speaker 4: on and entertain the masses. Anyway, I'm next, I'm next.

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Speaker 4: We are going to have Casey on the phone if

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Speaker 4: he can leave his classroom. Look, I sort of thought

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Speaker 4: you'd come on board with me here. You could be

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Speaker 4: my partner, my partner in crime now investment together. I'm

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Speaker 4: going to give you the song to think about it though,

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Speaker 4: and then we can negotiate with a little fella right

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Speaker 4: up next, can we get the plastic bag in a frame? Guards?

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Speaker 4: It's very exciting.

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Speaker 3: I don't hold it against you if you change radio

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Speaker 4: I hate to say that you can always change the

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Speaker 4: radio there, but you're an idiot if you do. Because

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Speaker 4: this is world class entertainment. Happen right up next behind

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Speaker 4: the deal. You know that's the selling point of the

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Speaker 4: next bit, the next break anyway, Will and Woody we're

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Speaker 4: talking to the kid up next.

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Speaker 5: No one knows what it's like to be the bag man.

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Speaker 3: Don't play it, genuine waste of your time the next

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Speaker 3: five minutes radio. I would have thought as Woody is

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Speaker 3: attempting to buy a plastic bag off a Queensland school

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Speaker 3: boy and none of that is an exaggeration.

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Speaker 4: Remarkably, well, don't when you say it like that, when

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Speaker 4: I sell it, it sounds wild. Do you sell it? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Plastic bags are no longer being created. Woolworths canned the

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Speaker 4: plastic bag and good on your fresh food people for

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Speaker 4: canning the bag. Yeah, a guy who is affectionately being

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Speaker 4: known as the bag man. It's Queensland school boy. He

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Speaker 4: decided to frame a plastic bag from twenty eighteen and

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Speaker 4: now he is selling that plastic bag framed. Can't stress framed?

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Speaker 4: You can stress whatever you like, mate.

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Speaker 3: It want to check from the fact that this is

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Speaker 4: Well includes two or three lockdowns. Just fine that we

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Speaker 4: do have the bag man Casey on the phone right now.

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Speaker 5: No one knows what it's like to be the bag man.

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Speaker 5: I want your bag man, but I don't have cash.

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Speaker 4: Morning case By, good afternoon, mate, that's my man. I

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Speaker 4: shot with good morning. Now, I'm the professional. Look, I'm

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Speaker 4: nervous about the negotiations. Casey, what are you doing? Sorry, Casey,

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Speaker 4: what are you doing right now?

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Speaker 2: I'm standing in the hallway out my school. You guys

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Speaker 2: called me during my school hours.

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Speaker 4: This is more important, This is far more important. So

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Speaker 4: did you tell your teacher that, like Will and Woody,

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Speaker 4: wanted to chat to me, I just need to duck

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Speaker 4: outside real quick. Yeah yeah, yeah, right, should be fine,

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Speaker 4: Should be fine. I mean to be honest, you don't

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Speaker 4: need to know anything from school man. He's in your twelve.

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Speaker 4: Isn't that you're ahead of it. You're ahead of it.

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Speaker 4: You're framing plastic bags. Now you want you want money

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Speaker 4: for a because you want to suit for your formal

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Speaker 4: Is that ride?

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Speaker 2: Case Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay? Interesting? And you think that suit will cost

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Speaker 4: four hundred bucks.

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Speaker 6: Yep.

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Speaker 4: Look, Case, I've had a long, hard think about it,

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Speaker 4: and I really want the bag like I wanted Bat.

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing, though, I've had a pretty tough quarter

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Speaker 4: and cash flow is a little bit tight at the moment.

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Speaker 4: But Case, you've listened to us before, you've listened to

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Speaker 4: the radio show before.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 4: Okay, perfect, great. I mean there's things that I can

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Speaker 4: offer you, Like, surely you can ask me to do

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Speaker 4: something for your saying that's not necessarily cash.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. You know, if you could raise money

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Speaker 2: for our school for more, that would be cool. You

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Speaker 2: know we need some sausages for our for more fundraisers.

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Speaker 4: What if I provided the sausages? Casey actually, actually, Will

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Speaker 4: is a really good djeh go with me, Will. What

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Speaker 3: Case, I'm not flying to Tweensland to do a sausage

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Speaker 4: What do you mean like will DJs i'lmc. I can

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Speaker 2: Oh you know, I'd have to talk to my teacher

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Speaker 4: But okay, all right, well why don't we Okay, you

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Speaker 4: Perfect, We'll be in touch. Okay, all right, don't you

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Speaker 4: No, don't you don't you give that to me, Casey, don't.

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Speaker 4: Don't you do me like that. If someone sorry, I'm

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Speaker 8: Don't dog the boys.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but dog the boys. Don't dog the boys, Casey.

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Speaker 8: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: I'll be in touch, all right, huge, So I'm going

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Speaker 3: Yes, you've agreed to give a child one hundred dollars

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Speaker 4: A framed plastic bag from twenty eighteen. I hate you,

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Speaker 4: We'll have fun of the formal as well. I'm pumped

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 4: You're tuned in at the right time because we are

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Speaker 4: playing the match game Will and.

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Speaker 1: Woodies Speaker Match match Me.

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Speaker 3: Fine, all right, Well, so the way this works, we're

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Speaker 3: this week we have got Susan and Vash who join us.

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Speaker 3: We've got Susan on the phone to start with, Hey, Susan.

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Speaker 7: Hello you.

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Speaker 6: I'm good.

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Speaker 4: Tell us a bit about you and Vash.

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Speaker 6: We've been together for six years ish and married four

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Speaker 4: No kids or anything. No, no kids, not until I

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Speaker 4: finish your ah very So what are you studying at UNISEUS.

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Speaker 6: I'm doing in law and criminology.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, gee whiz nice. Nice Now, Susan, the vash Man.

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Speaker 3: You're obviously deeply in love with him, married, all that

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Speaker 6: Well, after four months, I'm just questioning whether I did

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know how you've roped him into doing it,

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Speaker 3: But in the meantime, let's crack into the questions, shall we.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's do it. First question here, which of

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Speaker 6: Oh it was the Baker.

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Speaker 4: The Baker, Baker, baked. Wow, did you know what the Baker.

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Speaker 6: Teresse?

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Speaker 4: The Baker.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to be honest, she sounds a lot like

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Speaker 4: We'll hear it depends who else did he have a

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Speaker 6: I don't think he had a connection with anyone. I

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Speaker 3: It's more entertaining, more controversial, and going to make him

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Speaker 4: So we'll keep that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, But look, you guys can clarify all this stuff

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Speaker 4: Remember that I'm married to get to go home with

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Speaker 4: him later on. The Baker, the Maker exactly. There are

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Speaker 6: She was apparently she made good stuff.

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Speaker 6: His sexiest feature?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 9: Oh god, never look at him like that.

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Speaker 2: That's all right, his brother.

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Speaker 9: Oh damn.

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Speaker 9: Oh his hair, his hair, because it exact same as

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Speaker 3: Oh Jesus stings as a bloke.

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Speaker 4: What's his name?

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Speaker 7: His brother?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Okay, I can't say it over the.

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Speaker 4: You couldn't think of anything to start into his steering

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what?

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Speaker 3: Have you got one word? One word to describe the

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Speaker 6: We were both kind of smashed.

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Speaker 10: All right.

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Speaker 4: Is the match came on?

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Speaker 3: We like to see if you're the perfect match with

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Speaker 5: Will and bodies speaking a match fine?

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Speaker 4: Always revealing this woods honest.

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Speaker 3: I think your gutsy if you do this, but I

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Speaker 4: Welcome back, Susan. Hello, how are you feeling about your answers?

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Speaker 9: Very confident?

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Speaker 4: Vash on the phone. Welcome Vash, here.

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Speaker 7: You God, here are you?

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Speaker 10: Vash.

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Speaker 4: He's end a bit flat, Vash. You're worried, Vash.

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Speaker 7: A little bit. Yeah. Put me in a situation now, yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? How many times you just slept there? Vash? Since

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Speaker 7: An, I'm not yet not.

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Speaker 10: So you've only been.

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Speaker 4: Is that right?

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Speaker 3: Two years to go and talk to Susan two whole years?

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Speaker 7: Uh no, you get.

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Speaker 4: We'll just say whatever comes to your mind. IM sure

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Speaker 7: Ah? I be saying that kind of stuff right now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the that's the program, mate. There is the butcher,

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Speaker 7: He was the baker was.

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Speaker 4: Okay, he was? It was he was the answer from you.

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Speaker 6: It was the baker.

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Speaker 4: Here we go. Well, you know what, Vash, what was

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Speaker 4: The baker that really, really really swept you up.

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Speaker 4: Was it the trade?

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Speaker 2: Was it?

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Speaker 4: Actually cooks bread in the morning. That really gets your game.

444
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Speaker 7: Hungry. You know that was going to be good at that.

445
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,600
Speaker 4: It's pretty good. But I'm sure you're like Susan's cooking

446
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,160
Speaker 4: as well. Bash.

447
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,480
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, this is a different style of cooking.

448
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, different, very political, very different.

449
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 3: All right, guys, Well, look you're on the same page there,

450
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Speaker 3: off to a crank eyes. Moving on to question two here, Vash,

451
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Speaker 3: what is in Susan's eyes your brother's sexiest feature?

452
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Speaker 7: Well, I think we've all got the same feature. This

453
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 7: is everyone always compliments us on our hair. I'm going

454
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,400
Speaker 7: to go for hair on your hair.

455
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Speaker 4: You have beautiful hair, do.

456
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:17,520
Speaker 7: You, yeah, saying my brother. We always spend you know,

457
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 7: all our time and money on our hairs, fresh haircuts

458
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaker 7: every week.

459
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 4: What have you got like a like a bit of

460
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Speaker 4: a faide or what we.

461
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, of course that's a two hour haircut once a week.

462
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,640
Speaker 3: Two hour haircut once a week, Yes.

463
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 7: Haircut once a week. And that's for each of us.

464
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Speaker 7: So we take fun in our hairs. I'm going to

465
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 7: go for hair.

466
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,560
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if this is just a player to

467
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 3: make me feel really jealous, but let's find out what

468
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:46,720
Speaker 3: Let's find out.

469
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Speaker 6: His sexes feature.

470
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Speaker 9: Yes, his hair, his hair, because it's the exact same

471
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Speaker 9: as my husband.

472
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Speaker 4: Very sold.

473
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Speaker 3: All right, final question here for the match game this Thursday, Vash,

474
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Speaker 3: if you could have one word to describe the first

475
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Speaker 3: time you slept with Susan, what would it be?

476
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Speaker 7: Oh, well, that's a big one.

477
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 4: That's that's what that's the word.

478
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say. I'm going to say, so I don't

479
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 7: slept in the doghouse.

480
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Speaker 2: So fun.

481
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Speaker 4: Where'd you go with their, Vash?

482
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Speaker 7: Fun? It has to be fun otherwise I slept in

483
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Speaker 7: the doghouse so fun?

484
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Speaker 4: It was, well, no, honest, be honest with us, they don't.

485
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Speaker 4: Don't just tailor this for for Susan.

486
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Speaker 7: No, it was no, Honestly, the first time I reckon

487
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,159
Speaker 7: it was it was fun because it was I was

488
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,959
Speaker 7: single before for around four years. Ye, so you know,

489
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 7: it was the first time I was intimate with someone

490
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Speaker 7: that I actually loved or wanted to be with, so

491
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Speaker 7: it was and then romantic.

492
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Speaker 4: So yeah, that's actually really lovely adorable. All right, let's

493
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Speaker 4: have listen to what Susan said.

494
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 2: Fun.

495
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 6: We were both kind of smashed.

496
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 4: That you didn't reveal how drunk you were. It's a

497
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 4: really beautifully romantic time we were both having yeah, romantic.

498
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Speaker 3: Congratulations for applying the match game this afternoon and bloody

499
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Speaker 3: entertaining for everybody, and.

500
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Speaker 4: Your answers were three out of three. Unbelievable, absolutely nailed

501
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 4: it first time. Congratulations.

502
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm I'm keeping you oh cute now A big fan, guys.

503
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 7: I listen to you guys on the way home every.

504
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Speaker 9: Day, every morning, every morning in the.

505
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 8: Morning morning, but it would be all I'm a big fan.

506
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Speaker 3: Thanks, thanks so much, Susan. Congratulations guys, well you got

507
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,160
Speaker 3: married four months ago. Everybody's a witty here, apart from

508
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 3: your brother Kay, who's only a good hair and Theresa.

509
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 4: The Baker who lost the love of their life. That came,

510
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 4: Moll be back.

511
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

512
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 4: Yesterday something happened on the show.

513
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 3: And occasionally things slip out on the radio that you

514
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 3: that you hope don't slip out, but that's definitely what

515
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 3: happened yesterday.

516
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Speaker 4: I hate that people would think that, what do you mean, man?

517
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,880
Speaker 4: You know people just assume you're a better driver because

518
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 4: you're all intelligent and stuff.

519
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 3: You wear knee pads to unpack a flat pack.

520
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll cover that another time now. I was careful

521
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 4: in sharing that information during a song yesterday. You dogged me. Yeah,

522
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 4: you stabbed me in the back.

523
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Speaker 3: You can't rock up to work and then tell me

524
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Speaker 3: offline that you wore knee pads to unpack a flat pack.

525
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 3: I didn't mean it, because you have sore knees.

526
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 4: You know I have sensitive knees, and I've always struggled

527
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 4: with things like that. It's not getting any better for you. No, no,

528
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 4: will let me let me put my case forward, because

529
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 4: any any job scrubbing the floors, gardening, assembling flat packs

530
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Speaker 4: where I'm spending a considerable amount of time in the

531
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,439
Speaker 4: neil position, very tough on my knees. Right, I'm not

532
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,120
Speaker 4: a spring chicken anymore. And I've I found myself going,

533
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 4: I'm not scrubbing their flors, I'm not lifting my you know,

534
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 4: I'm not doing enough around the house. All of a sudden,

535
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,679
Speaker 4: so these knee pads online at Bunnings, and I was like,

536
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 4: bloody hell anyway, whacked them on two nights ago. I

537
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 4: had the most extraordinary time putting together a bed, an

538
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 4: extraordinary time. No, there was no pain there. I could

539
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 4: be on my knees for hours. Greet me if I'm wrong.

540
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 4: But is the bed not on carpet? It's on carpet. Yeah,

541
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Speaker 4: but even though that tasts sensitive my knees, out that

542
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 4: tast sensitive my knees. You had knee pads on carp Yes,

543
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 4: but I could. But mate, I could drop from standing

544
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 4: down to knees in one fluid Moti. I was wrapping

545
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Speaker 4: to the floor, which, by the way, my partner MIM

546
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 4: very impressed when I was doing that. Absolutely, she was

547
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 4: looking at me with those eyes. You know those eyes

548
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 4: when I have my knee pads on.

549
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't and I don't want to know them.

550
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,439
Speaker 3: Now what I'd love to do here on thirty one

551
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 3: and six five because personally, looking for being honest with you,

552
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 3: I think you've ruined the reputation of men.

553
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 4: This is rich coming from you.

554
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 3: You wore knee pads on carpet to unpack a flat pack.

555
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 4: Ye, now, look, I I look.

556
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 3: I know there are a lot of guys out there

557
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 3: listening that have ruined the reputation of men previously, so

558
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 3: thirty one and six. If you'd like to put your

559
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 3: hand up and tell us that you've also ruined the

560
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 3: reputation of men, I'd love to hear from you, but

561
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 3: I'd also love to hear from people dobbing in men

562
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 3: as well.

563
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Speaker 4: Okay, well you know a guy who's ruined the reputation

564
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 4: of manly men. I'll dub you in the other morning

565
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,160
Speaker 4: when I surprised you with a Share my mood t shirt.

566
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 4: You having to be wearing a very fluffy gown and

567
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 4: pink socks. It was so comfortable pointing against you, isn't it? Also,

568
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 4: I'll go on, Yeah, sometimes I catch you at the park,

569
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 4: at the local dog park. We live quite close together. Yes,

570
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 4: you I've got a bum pack. You jog with a

571
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 4: bum bag. A jog with a bum bag. You get

572
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 4: treats to your dog Addy a little bit. It's appalling.

573
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 4: I do I pretend I don't know you when I

574
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 4: see you now, I'm going to come back for you.

575
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 4: You had a plumber come over to your house today?

576
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 4: Who told you this? I over heard you when you

577
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 4: rolled after work. I didn't think you were listening.

578
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 3: You had a plumber rock up at your house today

579
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 3: because you claim that you had a leaky sink. Plumber

580
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 3: rocked up, looked at the sink two seconds later was like, sorry, mate,

581
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,440
Speaker 3: I don't think he sinks leaking. I think that you're

582
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 3: just splashing water out of the sink when you're washing

583
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 3: your hands.

584
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 4: It cost me forty five bucks to take your forty

585
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 4: five bucks and get down out of here. I'll also

586
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 4: I also dub you in for ruining the reputation in

587
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,160
Speaker 4: men woods.

588
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 2: The uh.

589
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 3: And this is something I frequently enjoyed whenever you and

590
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 3: I used to travel together pre co over days. I

591
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 3: used to have a can of pink hair spray which

592
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 3: used to when people that whenever you try and slink

593
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 3: it through, and they always sorry, have got aosol and damn,

594
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 3: I have got my leave in can disher, which is

595
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 3: going to have to go in a separate TopWare as well.

596
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,439
Speaker 4: It was a volume miser. One time the guy questioned

597
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 4: me about it and I was like, stop.

598
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 3: Yes, so look one and six to dub yourself in

599
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 3: as well, because we've all been there, we've all, we've all,

600
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 3: we've all ruined the reputation of men. I got in

601
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 3: my sister's car the other day and I found myself

602
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 3: a sister ACTCD and.

603
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 4: Did I know every word? You better believe I did.

604
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 3: Baby one and six five we're talking ruining the reputation

605
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 3: of men?

606
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 4: Have you done it? Would you like to dub somebody?

607
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 4: And we'll take your calls right Nick, It's.

608
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: The Will and Woody Podcast.

609
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 3: Do you know a man who has ruined the reputation

610
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 3: of men? Obviously men by doing something significantly emasculating or unmanly,

611
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 3: which Woody did yesterday as we found out that he

612
00:28:55,640 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 3: unpacked a flat pack with knee pads on his carpeted floor.

613
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 4: I've got sensitive knees, serious condition. You're not doing yourself

614
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 4: any favor.

615
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 7: I think.

616
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 4: I think justifying it always makes it worse. I think you.

617
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 3: Unpacking your bed with a flat pat with knapepads is

618
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 3: the equivalent of going bowling and then requesting the bumpers

619
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 3: and then getting that a frame thing out the kids

620
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 3: and Jerry hat tricks used because they can't lift the ball,

621
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Speaker 3: which I have done. Now let's let's let's kind of

622
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 3: mark on six five. Mark, you want to dub yourself

623
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Speaker 3: in for ruining the reputation of men?

624
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, I sure do. I'll dub myself right in what

625
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 7: you do? Made? I wear clean nail polish?

626
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 4: Is that right? What? What?

627
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 7: What?

628
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 4: Why do you wear clean nail polish? Mates?

629
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 7: Simply because it makes my nail stronger? Yeah?

630
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 11: I have?

631
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 4: Is it mark mark? Is it? Is it called a shellacking?

632
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 4: Is that what it's called a shellak?

633
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: Oh?

634
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 7: No, no, no, it's just the standard stuff. You're buying

635
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 7: the bottle. But now I do it pretty much every day.

636
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 4: You follow your nails and put the clean nails on.

637
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 4: Because I broke an aile broke, maybe I'm also broken

638
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 4: all the other day done.

639
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 3: I know frequently moisturizes his hands.

640
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 4: Well, look because of the hand sanitizer we have in

641
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 4: the studio, the sanitizer.

642
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 3: Thank you were very drunk, you were you were moisturizing

643
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,479
Speaker 3: well before hand sanitizer was a thing.

644
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 4: He always officers.

645
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 3: Pretty sure we want to cring moisture like, no, thanks,

646
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 3: want to quick glitz on the back of your hands.

647
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 4: There, let's go to Anna.

648
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Speaker 2: Anna.

649
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Speaker 3: You want to dub in your partner for ruining the

650
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Speaker 3: reputation of men. Yeah, hi, I.

651
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Speaker 11: Absolutely love you guys, and you definitely make my afternoon

652
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 11: on the way home.

653
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you anna thank you?

654
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 11: That's okay. So yeah, I definitely wanted to stop in

655
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 11: my partner. He's absolutely scared of pop right chips, and

656
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 11: he jumps every time he faced it. And one day

657
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 11: he was doing the dishes and he saw approach. Yeah,

658
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 11: oh yeah, he was floating in the water and she

659
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 11: calls me to go and get it out.

660
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's right bottom. I get my girlfriend

661
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 4: to get spiders out of places. I tried to be

662
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 4: brave with a spider recently, did you?

663
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Speaker 3: But because you because you're also in a new relationship,

664
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Speaker 3: you're kind of in that frontier where you don't want

665
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Speaker 3: to admit that you are a bit of a bitch.

666
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Speaker 4: So I tried to be the tough guy and get

667
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Speaker 4: it off the roof. But I got startled by the

668
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Speaker 4: jump jump, it jumped, and I actually passed wind because

669
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Speaker 4: I was rattled. And then I flicked the spider onto

670
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 4: her face. She jumped out of the bed and she

671
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 4: was like, give me the cop out the spider. Wow,

672
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 4: we got mad here now thirty six five, Maddie, you've

673
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 4: ruined the reputation of men.

674
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Speaker 8: Yeah, boys, I've shaved me legs.

675
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Speaker 4: Oh is there any reason why? Like you were cyclist

676
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 4: matter or is it just for the feel just.

677
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 8: Down the street one day legs like they look really

678
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Speaker 8: good podcast?

679
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 3: Yeah it is Will And what do you hope you

680
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 3: guys are all having a wonderful Thursday afternoon woods as

681
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Speaker 3: you just.

682
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 4: Shove another mouthful of popcorn in your face. Sorry about that.

683
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 4: I thought there was another verse to go there, and

684
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 4: that's on.

685
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 3: Now let's get down to it, because I found an

686
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 3: article on seek dot com which is written by managing

687
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 3: director Alan McDonald from the employment law for McDonald merle Home.

688
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we've had a very unsuccessful time on seek.

689
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,479
Speaker 4: Just a little fun fact for everyone. Oh that's right.

690
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 4: At the time that you applying to be a bell boy,

691
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 4: the bell attendant at a famous hotel, I was going

692
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 4: to be the night shift bell boy twelve midnight until

693
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Speaker 4: seven am. I had a job interview, got to the

694
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 4: first round, which is very exciting, and they said, what

695
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 4: do you think the drop entails? I said, just the

696
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 4: guy that digs the bell when someone arrives hang up

697
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 4: on me. All right, So I've got that eight reasons

698
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 4: for that.

699
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 3: You may not realize you can actually be dismissed for

700
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Speaker 3: as part of the fair Work Act.

701
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 4: Good to know foreveryone who's listening, and then obviously for

702
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 4: me as well.

703
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 3: Absolutely, And given that I've been working with you for

704
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 3: ten or eleven years now, Woods, I've got a history

705
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 3: of all things that you probably should have been fired for.

706
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 3: So the first one here is dress code violations.

707
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can just move on pretty quickly, there can't.

708
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 3: We know, as a man who wears borschors without jocks

709
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 3: and no shoes most days.

710
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 4: Can I say there next one? Stealing that inclusive of

711
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 4: food food?

712
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 3: Because as a man who once stole the entirety of

713
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 3: the work beer fridge in a large polystyrene box and

714
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 3: then took it to a bush.

715
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 4: Do to be fair, you were working with me there.

716
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 3: I think you'd probably fall under that category.

717
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 4: You were working with me. You were very much my

718
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 4: right hand man in that operation. This is about you,

719
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 4: didn't We didn't realize. By the way, there were cameras

720
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Speaker 4: in the work common area.

721
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Speaker 3: Dragons, the manager, the manager, draggons injured, like, boy, we

722
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 3: know you fleeced the fridge on Friday, and we were

723
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 3: like it didn't prove it. She swung the monitor around

724
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 3: with a resounding thud as we watched ourselves hunch over

725
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 3: it like thieves in the night.

726
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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, next weenight, very good night, great time

727
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 4: at a great time. I hard to know what to

728
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 4: go here for.

729
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 3: Like it's a bit like shooting fish in a barrel,

730
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 3: to be honest, receiving gifts. Now, look, you and I

731
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 3: don't get sent anything, but you did receive an entire

732
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 3: day spars worth of soaps, shampoos and conditioners which were

733
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 3: destined for Kate Langbrook.

734
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I didn't receive them. I stole them. That

735
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 4: goes under the category of steal because cap got sent them.

736
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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Beautiful, by the way, really good. You gave me one

738
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Speaker 4: the way out of the world.

739
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Speaker 3: Fresh water, I believe, Yeah, gorgeous fresh poking out and honey.

740
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, pipewash. Moving on, risk to the business is

741
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 3: a is a way that.

742
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 4: You could get fired. I don't think i've heard to

743
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 4: the business, risked the business. I think I've added to

744
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 4: the business.

745
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 3: While I was going to say, attracting legal attention for

746
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 3: claiming that a particularly famous person had a small appendage.

747
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Speaker 4: We're not to talk about that. You're fired. Let's talk

748
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 4: about that. Let's talk about that. That was was fair.

749
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,399
Speaker 4: I was playing a character and business. I don't even

750
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 4: know the risks to risk the business to move past that.

751
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 3: General The other reason you can get fired here is

752
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 3: general social decorum.

753
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 4: Is to be kept. Generally a pretty socially affable guy

754
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 4: the office would say great when he I agree, I agree.

755
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 3: Hooking up with an employee at the Christmas party who

756
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 3: was engaged.

757
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 4: Did well, it didn't have it. No, it didn't even Okay,

758
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 4: you're fired. No, you shut up, Donald I They're not

759
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 4: get fired for that. And if what you are what

760
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 4: you are referring to is a Christmas party which was

761
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 4: twelve years ago, still an engage for another company, and

762
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 4: she was on a break, I hate to use.

763
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 3: Ross Geller's defense from friends.

764
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Speaker 4: She was for me.

765
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Speaker 3: Also under the banner of general social decorum to be kept,

766
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 3: I would also put in there farting into a breakfast

767
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 3: star's microphone when they're not here one you're fired up

768
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 3: on the desk with your pants down, and then turning

769
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 3: the volume up outside the airlock so that people in

770
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 3: the office can also hear you fart into that microphone.

771
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 4: I did not have my pants down, I'm going to

772
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 4: make that very clear. But Jesus was amazing when the

773
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 4: whole officer I find the one here dishonesty. I'm actually

774
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 4: a pretty honest person, yes, and I thought you were

775
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 4: as well.

776
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 3: It's going to be hard to pin you on this one,

777
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 3: apart from when you blocked the plumbing on one side

778
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 3: of the building for a week and then you blamed

779
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 3: our head of operations, Dicko.

780
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 4: Sticks doing. You're fired, Come on, get out. He didn't

781
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 4: hear that.

782
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Speaker 1: It's the r Wood Podcast.

783
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Speaker 3: I'd love to hear from you right now on third

784
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 3: one oh six five. If you're a person that prides

785
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 3: themselves on picking out something, that should be a freebie,

786
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 3: because I've got a brand new segment here, which i'd

787
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 3: like to call Woods freedom Fighters, which involves kicking off

788
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 3: with one of my favorite business audio, which is of

789
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:46,959
Speaker 3: course from the movie Braveheart. Have listened to this when

790
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 3: it gets loaded.

791
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 4: That's a good pad. This is what I call a

792
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 4: professional pad. And no one has noticed that the audio

793
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 4: wasn't ready, which is the great thing about a pad

794
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 4: because this is just normal chat. It's time for freedom

795
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,720
Speaker 4: fighters may take.

796
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 2: Our life, but they'll never take all right, Ell.

797
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, time for freedom fighters.

798
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 7: Now.

799
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 3: The reason I've bring this up with you because you

800
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 3: have a real knack for picking out something that should

801
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 3: be free.

802
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 4: You're you're you're a real campaigner for You're great. You're

803
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 4: a great freedom fighter.

804
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 3: And I know on any other day you are having

805
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,959
Speaker 3: a real dip about the fact that there are still

806
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 3: some places who are trying to charge for a tomato.

807
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 4: Sauce with a pie. It's disgusting. Actually be illegal to

808
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:33,720
Speaker 4: make people pay for sauce if you bought a product,

809
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,479
Speaker 4: if you walk into the store and just want source,

810
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 4: pay thirty cents if you've bought a pie from that establishment,

811
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 4: how dare you? Yeah, I stand by that, I know

812
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 4: you do. So look thirty one sixty five.

813
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 3: What do you think should be free? Please join the

814
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 3: freedom fighters? Give us a call here. How do you

815
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 3: feel about people charging for tartar sauce?

816
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 4: When you order a fish and chips, has another source

817
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 4: come with it? Have they provided a sauce? Generally not,

818
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 4: it's the same as we you get. And I hate

819
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 4: to name companies here because I love I love it's

820
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 4: not name companies. Well no, look, here's the thing.

821
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 3: Like I love like, I eat a lot of grilled Yeah,

822
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 3: I ate a lot of Nando's sure, Perry Naise chips

823
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 3: with Nando's is four dollars. A herbed Mayo with grilled

824
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 3: is four dollars.

825
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you eat in, I love that.

826
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, I like that should be free.

827
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 4: I like that they reward the people who eat in

828
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 4: because you get the full leader barrel. That's what they're

829
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 4: going for. Do you think you'll always find me eating eggs?

830
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 4: You get the free water and you get the free

831
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 4: rings them on the water. Has any grilled or Nando's

832
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 4: in the CBD. You'll see Woody looking there and they

833
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 4: give you the big sauce. But are you sure that

834
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 4: they charge four for the first sauce or is it

835
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 4: the second source that they charge. It's four for any sauce.

836
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 4: So if you get the chips, the first sauce is four. Yes, yeah,

837
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 4: we should probably have a chat them. Nothing product, nothing

838
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 4: against It's pretty bad. It's a great well.

839
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 3: I think the reason we've got issues on and the

840
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 3: reason it's coming up on Freedom Fighters this week is

841
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,760
Speaker 3: because we eat.

842
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 4: So much Nando's and grilled Buddy love it. Here's one

843
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 4: that gets up my goat will And this is a

844
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 4: bit of a controversial one, but you know, when you

845
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 4: get delivered something in a box and they don't take

846
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 4: the box, you have to you have to pay extra.

847
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 4: Or when you pay for the package, they say to

848
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 4: you they, if you pay an extra eighty bucks, will

849
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 4: take the box and something. Excuse me, yes, you brought

850
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 4: you brought the box here. You will take the box

851
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,720
Speaker 4: with you. And there's no room in the van. I said,

852
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 4: listen mate, if you can fit the bed in there,

853
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 4: you can probably fit the box in there.

854
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 10: Do you see that?

855
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 4: Conversation's hard?

856
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 3: I mean the other the other one on freedom fighter

857
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 3: is if they're one six five, you've got something that

858
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 3: you think.

859
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 4: Should be free. How do you feel about call out fees?

860
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 3: You know, like when you get a cop one this morning,

861
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 3: you've got the call out for this morning over there's

862
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 3: nothing wrong with the players, and they charge a call

863
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:46,959
Speaker 3: out fee.

864
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 4: No, that's fair enough, because what they've come to you,

865
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 4: if they've come to your home for an appointment, if

866
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 4: there's nothing wrong, they can't be paid nothing for that.

867
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 3: Well, I think you're just on the end of this

868
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 3: this morning though, because I was embarrassed because you always

869
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 3: wanted to pay you money because you came got him

870
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 3: to come over and.

871
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 4: Fix your sink.

872
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you saw water on the floor of your

873
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 3: kitchen and it turns out it was just the water

874
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,919
Speaker 3: splashback after you washed your hands. Yeah, yeah, that's very true.

875
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 3: Let's go to Truly Truy once to join us on

876
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 3: freedom Fighters. True, you got something you think should be free?

877
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 11: Well is not actually free. You go in and you

878
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 11: order a pizza and you go, okay, I want one

879
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,279
Speaker 11: with a lot, but I don't want the olives, and

880
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 11: I want extra cheese, and they go, that's an extra dollar.

881
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, get lost, because sometimes they charge you for the

882
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 4: for the for the removal, don't they even if she

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Speaker 4: didn't order extra cheese there.

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Speaker 3: It's because you're because you're tinkering with the order, and

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Speaker 3: I'm like, you're saving money. I'm yeah, although although arguably

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Speaker 3: there's a bit of manpower in there and typing into

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Speaker 3: the system. Please remove the olives we've got. Oh sorry,

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Speaker 3: we just we just had truly on freedom Fighters. Let's

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Speaker 3: go to Abby here on thirty one and sixty five. Abby,

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Speaker 3: We're welcome to freedom Fighters. You got something you think

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Speaker 3: should be free?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so I wrote with what you're saying.

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Speaker 9: If there's a product that's being sold.

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Speaker 11: The price of.

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Speaker 6: The source should just been included in the price of

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Speaker 6: the product and I wouldn't even know the difference.

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Speaker 4: That's very true.

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Speaker 3: So you're saying, like, if you order a large chips, right,

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Speaker 3: just make it eight Just make it eight dollars. Don't

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Speaker 3: make it four dollars and then pay an extra four

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Speaker 3: dollars for Tatar sauce.

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Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 6: So more so, if you're paying four dollars for your

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Speaker 6: chips as normal and an extra dollar for the sauce,

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Speaker 6: why don't you just meet halfway make it four fifty.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm following the logic. I just think if you

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Speaker 4: order anything, you should be getting a free sauce. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I agree. I think she's saying that the companies can

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Speaker 4: be tricky and they can just included in the price.

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Speaker 4: Which look, I'm against that as a principal. Sorry you

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Speaker 4: come home against the ultimate large chips has gone out

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Speaker 4: happen everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Mate, Well, you'd pay extra on your flight for free food,

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Speaker 3: like when you get a flight with Quantas, you're paying extra.

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Speaker 4: But don't tell me that though I don't want to know.

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