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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good afternoon everyone.

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Speaker 3: You know it's a it's a podcast, so you could

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Speaker 3: be listening to this at any time.

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Speaker 4: The afternoon and evening morning.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, in the end of this is probably pretty rank chat.

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Speaker 5: Welcome to the.

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Speaker 3: It could be anytime of the day. It could be

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Speaker 3: a job, it definitely could be. But anyway, down to

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Speaker 3: business here. Put out the vacs, for the dacks, for

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Speaker 3: the vax words.

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Speaker 5: Put on your ly. You take a needle in the arse.

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Speaker 6: That's I'm a bit scared of needles. Done like needles.

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Speaker 6: I've passed out before, just the side of needles. Don't

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Speaker 6: know why I've got it, but I've got it.

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Speaker 3: You need to take them in the ass, like, surely

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Speaker 3: you're gonna take it. You just needed something out of sight.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you just get it in your back or something.

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Speaker 6: I just like the big flesh because you can barely

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Speaker 6: feel the needle through your bum. If you ever taken

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Speaker 6: a needle in the ars, don't put.

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Speaker 5: That on me like I'm the one who's out of

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Speaker 5: sorts here.

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Speaker 6: You're weirdo, mate. You've never taken mine of the bump.

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Speaker 5: You never taking a needle in the ars needles. Have

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Speaker 5: you taken the.

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Speaker 4: Ass he's a kid. I was pa needles as.

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Speaker 7: Well there once when I was a child. I'm a

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Speaker 7: fully grown adult. I'm a children around age seven. It's

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Speaker 7: almost thirty seven exactly. So you've taken money in the

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Speaker 7: bum there was a child.

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Speaker 4: I remember.

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Speaker 7: I actually like I grabbed the needle out of the

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Speaker 7: doctor's hand and then they hold me down.

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Speaker 4: You gave it in your own bum.

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Speaker 5: I know my mom put me down.

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Speaker 6: But I'll do it myself.

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Speaker 5: I tried to. But I'm wondering.

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Speaker 4: I'm wondering, do you actually go up to your doctor now?

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Speaker 4: You said it wasn't weird on him when we talked

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Speaker 4: about it.

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Speaker 6: He knows me well enough that he knows I'm scared

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Speaker 6: of needles. So if I'm going there for for a

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Speaker 6: tetanus or a booster or whatever.

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Speaker 5: But no one's ever gone like how often?

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Speaker 6: Sorry?

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Speaker 8: Sorry?

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Speaker 5: Can I just how often do you go for tetanus

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Speaker 5: or a booster to get a needle? Not that often

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Speaker 5: do you get tanus? Like once bitten.

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Speaker 4: By the occasional dog.

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Speaker 5: And I think rusty metal.

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Speaker 6: I think my doctor is rinsing me. That's not like

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Speaker 6: a like a three four yearly thing.

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Speaker 5: I don't think.

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Speaker 4: So what am I doing?

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Speaker 9: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I feel like maybe he'd likes you. Just them off.

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Speaker 5: You just got water in tennis.

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Speaker 6: Not pinching you, no, Like I'll see there's a needle

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Speaker 6: that I'm pretty sure it's not pinching. I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 6: it just doesn't even Well, I'll watch him the next

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Speaker 6: time to make sure he's pinching my arse.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but anyway, if you're standing a rusty nail, you're

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Speaker 3: good to go in the in the bum, bloody earth mate.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, just if you standing and rusty oil for tendnus.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, man, I'm full of tennis. But tomorrow, don't

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Speaker 6: they inject tennis into you?

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Speaker 5: I don't.

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Speaker 4: I'm brimming with tennis. Anyway.

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Speaker 6: I am getting the vaccine tomorrow, the azy vaccine tomorrow.

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Speaker 6: That's why this podcast is called pull down your jacks

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Speaker 6: for the VAX because I was going to take it

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Speaker 6: in the bum, but you're.

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Speaker 3: Doing it at a big VAC center, so I don't

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Speaker 3: think you can just be dropping your dacks.

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Speaker 5: In a hole.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, inappropriate.

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Speaker 6: But Arnie did a great VAX vid where he said,

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Speaker 6: come with me if you want to live.

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Speaker 4: It's brilliant. So we want to try and beat him.

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Speaker 6: So one of our listeners, Tim Cott, if you got

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Speaker 6: to grab their.

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Speaker 8: I've got the perfect one. Right, You've got to dress

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Speaker 8: boardy up in leathers, head to toe leathers, go in

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Speaker 8: with the Arnold Schwarzenegger glasses on. Yes, tell him that

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Speaker 8: he's the vaccinator.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Once he's had he shot and he gets to turn

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Speaker 8: up and walk around, he's got to say, I'll be back.

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Speaker 6: It's a great idea. So I'm going in with the

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Speaker 6: panther just.

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Speaker 5: May or died.

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Speaker 3: Tim sound a little bit like a person whose identity

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Speaker 3: wanted to be masked on a current affair?

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Speaker 6: Did sound like right?

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Speaker 5: Wrong? Seriously?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I have to investigate that. Maybe I don't know

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Speaker 6: how anyway.

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Speaker 4: We're going to take his idea.

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Speaker 6: Even if he is on the run from the from

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Speaker 6: the government.

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Speaker 5: Why would he want to mask his voice?

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Speaker 3: It doesn't really make any could maybe jillianus Oune, who

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Speaker 3: knows he's.

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Speaker 6: Full of good ideas, that has arrange calling from the

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Speaker 6: Ecuadorian embassy. So he's still on the embassy. No, I

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Speaker 6: think he's in prison him and I'm pretty sure they

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Speaker 6: did anyway.

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Speaker 5: They did man pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what's that?

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Speaker 8: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're about to get onto something I think

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Speaker 3: really good. There we are going to do if you

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Speaker 3: could be locked down in an ECUADORI and embassy with anyone,

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Speaker 3: who would have been come on, that's a great question.

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Speaker 5: That's a great question for me.

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Speaker 6: Service the question for me, Nigella Lawson, because cooking boom,

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Speaker 6: what the other thing?

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Speaker 4: No, I don't don't make me do that.

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Speaker 6: I thought everyone could just join the dots themselves. Anyway,

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Speaker 6: let's start the podcast. Stuff you will she means mean

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Speaker 6: peach cobbler. She makes a mean peach cobbler.

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Speaker 3: We're talking right now about Harry Styles, who's getting himself

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Speaker 3: a bit of watermelon sugar right now. With Olivia Wilde.

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Speaker 4: That's just you know, oh, didn't that much to add

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Speaker 6: It's pretty controversial actually, so she Olivia Wilde had two

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Speaker 6: kids and was married to Jason Sedeikas they broke up middle.

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Speaker 5: Of last year.

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Speaker 6: All of a sudden, Olivia Wilde now been seen in

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Speaker 6: the public with the ten years younger Harry Styles, and

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Speaker 6: there's a lot of rumor floating around that there might

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Speaker 6: have you know, that may have been the reason that

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Speaker 6: the marriage actually broke up.

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Speaker 5: Oh it's Stylesy got in between them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're in a movie together. I don't know the movies.

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Speaker 3: Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles were, Yes, they were. What

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Speaker 3: else is Styles the acting in recently? He was in Dunkirk.

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Speaker 3: He was very good Dunkirk. She was in Dunkirk.

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Speaker 5: No, it wasn't exclusively men. It was one film.

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Speaker 6: She played a man soldier five. You barely say that

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Speaker 6: she's in the background there. She just runs from screen.

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Speaker 3: Olivia wild and Harry Styles obviously just met at the

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Speaker 3: coffee cart for the extras at some stage. They didn't

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Speaker 3: actually have a romantic on screen. What you meant to

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Speaker 3: tell me they did?

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Speaker 4: Don't worry Darling.

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Speaker 6: In the US last year, her movie Oh yeah, killed

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Speaker 6: at the box office.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I haven't seen so.

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Speaker 5: He was an extra.

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Speaker 4: He was in it.

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Speaker 5: He was starting there radio. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well they're hitting it off right now, and they're

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Speaker 3: they're just been busted wearing matching ripped jeans. Slow news day.

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Speaker 5: It's a slow news day. I'm going to be really

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Speaker 3: It's absolutely clickbait because it says that they're in a

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Speaker 3: PDA in matching outfits. They're not even wearing matching outfits.

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Speaker 3: Just they both have rips in their jeans at the

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Speaker 6: And white tops. Everyone different white tops. He's got a

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Speaker 6: branded white top, she's got. It's a shocking story. It's

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Speaker 6: a shocking story. Yep, it's lockdown. We're dealing with what

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that could cool.

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Speaker 3: Now what I would what I do want to focus

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Speaker 3: on those woods is doing because a lot of people

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Speaker 3: would say that wearing a matching outfit to your partner

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Speaker 3: incredibly lame, incredibly lame.

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Speaker 4: Which you do?

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Speaker 5: I wore a matching hat once with my partner.

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Speaker 6: I've clocked you a few times on your Sunday morning walk.

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Speaker 5: We have matching hats from the Lorne Anglers Club.

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Speaker 3: Yes you do. It's adorable, thank you. It's pretty lame.

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Speaker 3: And we're talking about things that you do that are lame.

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Speaker 5: In the name of love, is it? Someone damn label? So,

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Speaker 5: by the way, if anyone.

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Speaker 3: Else wants to get involved, here and put on your

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Speaker 3: vulnerability hat.

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Speaker 5: You're matching vulnerability hat.

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Speaker 3: Your partner won't have one as well, your absolute flock

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Speaker 3: no no, no, so put on your vulnerability hat on thirty

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Speaker 3: one oh six five, because I think if we're being

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Speaker 5: We all do very lame things in the name of love.

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Speaker 4: We just don't tell anyone about it.

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Speaker 5: Don't tell anyone about them. We hire them. Our partners

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Speaker 5: are going.

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Speaker 3: To tell us it's que yes, you know, and then

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Speaker 3: we're going to forge this beautiful relationship behind closed doors

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Speaker 3: and we're doing nice, cute, embarrassing things for each other.

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Speaker 5: Not now woards thirty one o six ' five.

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Speaker 3: If you want to put up your hand and admit

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Speaker 3: that you've done something very lame in the name of love,

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Speaker 3: give us a call.

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Speaker 6: But you and I are going to compete against each

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Speaker 6: other as to who is lamer.

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Speaker 3: Woody and I will be going toe to toe up

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Speaker 3: next to see who's lamer in the name of love.

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Speaker 6: Because I think I've got you. I'm still fresh in

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Speaker 6: a relationship. We're only six months into it.

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Speaker 5: Which means you are in trouble.

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Speaker 6: Mate, What do you My lame dar is huge? Wait,

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Speaker 6: who wins here, the lamer one or the not lame one?

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Speaker 6: I'm confused, Yeah, me too. Let's go to a song with'

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Speaker 6: re gather our thoughts. But if you guys, have done

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Speaker 6: anything lame for your partner?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's the key. I think what's that

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Speaker 5: If you've done something.

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Speaker 3: Lame in the name of love, who wins we find

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Speaker 3: out up next? Swell, we're talking about doing lame things

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Speaker 3: in the name of love.

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Speaker 5: God someone. That's a game we're going to be playing here.

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Speaker 3: So look, if you want to join us, if you

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Speaker 3: if you'd like to torture yourself live on radio, please

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Speaker 3: feel free to join the party here because we all

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Speaker 3: do lame things, and a lot of the time if

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Speaker 3: it is in the name of love, all of a

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Speaker 3: sudden it's transformed into something a bit cute.

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Speaker 5: I'll kick things off here. Woods. This is something you've done,

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Speaker 5: something I've done.

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Speaker 3: I wrote my girlfriend a haiku after the first weekend

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Speaker 3: that we met each other.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, Oh my god, kill me. Yes, I

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Speaker 6: Wow, all right, and that's because you guys the first

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Speaker 5: Festive, music festival.

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Speaker 3: We've made a bit check that we wouldn't leave each other,

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Speaker 5: Just wow, there's another one. You've doubled down on me.

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Speaker 4: That's what I'll join you in the vulnerable party.

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Speaker 6: When when my partner Min passes wind Yeah yeah, I

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Speaker 6: Because I am proud of her. Anything she does, I'm

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Speaker 4: Is that just weird?

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Sam, Sam, you've done something lame in

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Speaker 10: Ah yeah, boys, we are got the same pair of ugburts.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, pre lame?

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Speaker 4: What color are they?

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Speaker 12: Ah?

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Speaker 6: Tan color.

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Speaker 5: Nice one, Saman is pretty cool. But if you're gonna

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Speaker 5: That lame.

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Speaker 5: I don't think that's all that lame?

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Speaker 4: Is that just beautiful?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I think it's just a nice thing to do

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Speaker 4: Turns out I'm not lame.

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Speaker 14: I've done two things thus. One we found a really

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Speaker 5: That's adorable. That's your equivalent of the flame ball, Andre.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, pretty much. The second one is one of my

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Speaker 14: You know how I would get wrapped up on all

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Speaker 5: It's pretty boddy good.

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Speaker 4: That's that's not lame. That's awesome.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's awesome as well.

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Speaker 4: The best present I've ever heard in my life.

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Speaker 3: All of these have been awesome except for my hikers

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Speaker 5: Well, I think mine, No yours have been good.

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Speaker 3: Mate, you took a fire ball for her, So I'm

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Speaker 3: not going to finish this without you being a.

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Speaker 5: Little bit dirty.

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Speaker 1: Here.

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Speaker 3: You we had your girlfriend on the phone here, I'll

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Speaker 3: produce the Edward on the phone to your girlfriend Mim

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Speaker 3: and she was getting a haircut, and you yelled this.

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Speaker 4: You yelled, don't buy this, don't play this, you don't

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Speaker 3: But I bet your haircut isn't it as good as mine?

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Speaker 4: I think she's getting treatment done.

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Speaker 5: You never know.

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Speaker 6: Hello, hairdressers won't be as good as my hair?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god? What as good as my hand? O?

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Speaker 4: My god? Just when I thought I wasn't lame? Might

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Speaker 1: There it's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 6: Wiland Woodies alone. Thirteen one O six five is the

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Speaker 6: number you call us and convince us that you're in

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Speaker 6: is someone else actually there or are they just putting

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Speaker 4: We've got George who was giving us a ring?

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Speaker 6: Gooday, George, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good?

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Speaker 8: How are you?

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Speaker 13: Very?

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Speaker 15: Very well?

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Speaker 13: Man?

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Speaker 4: Who are you in the car with?

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Speaker 5: George?

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Speaker 14: I'm here with another George.

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Speaker 5: Another George very How do you know? George?

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Speaker 11: Me and Georgia go way back. We worked together at

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Speaker 6: Beautiful, what a story can you throw? George too on?

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Speaker 11: All right?

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Speaker 4: Hello, good a George too.

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Speaker 5: Very well?

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Speaker 4: What did you work with George as the other George.

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Speaker 11: Actually were working up together?

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Speaker 4: Gee, it sounds like a different person.

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Speaker 3: There's two people there, we reckon, there's actually two Georgia's.

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Speaker 5: You got there, George.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you would have made us think a

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, probably yeah.

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Speaker 6: No one's ever tried that before, the old fake clearing

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Speaker 4: Here I am about to put on a voice.

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Speaker 5: I believe I could not believe it.

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Speaker 3: All right, we're going to go to the next caller

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Speaker 3: here on thirteen one oh six ' five. We are no,

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Speaker 3: they've been taken away from us. We've got Carmella.

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Speaker 8: Here we go.

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Speaker 5: Good o Carmella. How are you going?

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Speaker 15: I'm good?

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Speaker 13: How are you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Well really well? Who a you in the car

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Speaker 5: with Kamela.

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Speaker 11: I'm just in the car with my sister, Brittany.

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Speaker 6: Brittany, Brittany okay, yeah, sorrow Brittany on the phone, please, Carmela, okay, Hello,

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Speaker 6: Hi Britney. Are you older or younger than Carmela.

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Speaker 4: I'm younger, you're younger.

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Speaker 6: Let's see what's your fondest memory of your sister Carmela?

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Speaker 14: Oh, always getting me into trouble with her.

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Speaker 6: Okay's a whole lot of memories that you've pulled together

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Speaker 6: there throwing a blanket over.

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Speaker 4: Can you can you put Carmela back on the phone, plase.

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Speaker 12: Brittany okay, bye bye, Hello Geez.

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Speaker 3: I mean they're really similar. All of a sudden, I

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Brittany is a bit squeakier though.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe that's the bit. I think it's just Camella Carmela.

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Speaker 4: We think you're alone?

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Speaker 6: Yes, that Will played Carmella because you know it wasn't

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Speaker 4: It was very, very similar.

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Speaker 3: I need to work on the backstory a little bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: let's go to Will on thirty one O six five. Will,

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Speaker 3: who isn't who you're in the car with?

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Speaker 8: I'm just with my mate, Peter, Peter, Peter.

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Speaker 4: I put Peter on the fine Will.

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Speaker 8: He's Peter.

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Speaker 12: Oh hated chair Peter.

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Speaker 5: He Peter had how do you know? Will?

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Speaker 4: How'd you make Will?

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Speaker 12: Well? I actually had jumped through his TV here one night?

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Speaker 5: You jumped through his TV? What do you do with yea?

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Speaker 12: We shooting in the lamp room, mate, and shrom pre

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Speaker 12: shang hai, you know, not too bad?

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Speaker 5: Not too bad? Will, that's the best.

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Speaker 3: That's the boldest Peter Griffin I've heard on this show

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Speaker 3: writes very good, damn matey, very very.

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Speaker 14: I've been practicing since I was giving you five, mate, So.

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Speaker 4: The hard work's paid off.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, no, got yourself fifteen for fifteen second bit

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Speaker 3: on final line and bunny, love it mate, the role

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Speaker 3: you were born to play.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: Now look, I want to start by saying that if

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Speaker 3: you're an anti vaxer, that's cool. That is cool. It's

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Speaker 3: your choice, it's your body, it's your life. In the

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Speaker 3: words of bon Jovi, it's we get it.

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Speaker 5: We get it, guys, we get it. Preach it's yours.

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Speaker 5: But but fuck, there are.

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Speaker 3: People around the world who are trying to get vaccinated

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Speaker 3: and trying to lift the levels of vaccination so that

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Speaker 3: it's really really the journey now woods are there are

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Speaker 3: these people on the fence who are like, hey, am

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Speaker 3: I going to get vaccinated? Maybe I'll wait a little

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Speaker 3: there arm. Yes, and one of the big players got

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Speaker 3: I just want to read what he actually said here,

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Speaker 3: the eyes. If you're on the fence about getting the vacs,

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Speaker 3: he said, I always say you should know your strengths

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Speaker 3: and listen to the experts. If you want to learn

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Speaker 5: True, we all have different specialities.

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Speaker 3: Then he gets he gets serious, says doctor Fauci, who's

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Speaker 3: virologists and epidemiologists and doctors have studied diseases and vaccines

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Speaker 3: for their entire lives. So I listened to them, and

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Speaker 3: I urge you to do the same. None of us

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Speaker 3: the quote that I think really hits home. It's simple.

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Speaker 3: If your house is on fire, you go on YouTube.

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Speaker 3: You don't go on YouTube.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, Oh Schwarzenegger's lost it.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, it was all going so well.

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Speaker 5: I'll try that again.

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Speaker 3: If your house is on fire, you don't go on YouTube.

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Speaker 3: You call the damn fire department. And then he did

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Speaker 3: this video.

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Speaker 2: All right, that just got my vaccine and they were

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Speaker 8: If you want him to do.

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Speaker 5: That's great stuff, great stuff, really great stuff.

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Speaker 3: Come with me if you want to live now Woods, Yes,

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Speaker 3: here's the thing I reckon. This is a great incentive

454
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Speaker 3: getting celebs to do hot vaccine videos because that's gone viral,

455
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Speaker 3: that's gone wild.

456
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,919
Speaker 6: Bo Ryan did a topless one nice, he revealed on

457
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Speaker 6: the phone to us, though apparently he was completely nude. Wow,

458
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Speaker 6: which is interesting confronting for the nurse. Now, I'm sure

459
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Speaker 6: he asked permission. What I want to do with you? Yes,

460
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Speaker 6: you're a celeb, you're an up and comer.

461
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Speaker 4: Let's go with up and comer.

462
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,280
Speaker 5: You know you're an up and comer.

463
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think because you're getting your vax tomorrow, eleven

464
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Speaker 3: o'clock tomorrow.

465
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Speaker 5: Okay, a Z BABYZ baby me up.

466
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Speaker 3: Now, I think we could make a viral video out

467
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Speaker 3: of your out of your vaccination.

468
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Speaker 6: Well, it's not exploited because you know, you know, I'm

469
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Speaker 6: a bit of a hypochondriac and I'm a bit scared

470
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Speaker 6: of needles.

471
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Speaker 5: So you know, that's a win.

472
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Speaker 3: Though maybe if you pass out, If you pass out

473
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Speaker 3: getting the JAB, that's gone viral.

474
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Speaker 5: Anyway, we don't have to do.

475
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Speaker 6: Anything to that runs right, what are you talking though,

476
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Speaker 6: I don't know.

477
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Speaker 5: I actually don't know.

478
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Speaker 6: So I'm happy because I'll harbily feel myself because I

479
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Speaker 6: was always I was already going to do that, take

480
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Speaker 6: a photo of myself, video myself to you know, get

481
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Speaker 6: the message out there. Let's all get jabbed whatever. But

482
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Speaker 6: like you want me to make some sort of gag.

483
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Speaker 5: I well, sure you can make a gag if you want.

484
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Speaker 5: I don't mind. When have you got any gags on

485
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Speaker 5: the top of your head that you're thinking?

486
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Speaker 6: No, not really, but as you know, I am a

487
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Speaker 6: little bit scared of needles. It's not a huge problem.

488
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Speaker 6: I'm still going to go and get the jab tomorrow,

489
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Speaker 6: but because you.

490
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Speaker 5: Normally get them in your tush.

491
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Speaker 6: Yeah, any inductions if I'm going to see my GP, yeah,

492
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Speaker 6: he just knows now that are we getting Needlewi to easy?

493
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Speaker 14: Mate?

494
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Speaker 6: You know where I like it and I you know,

495
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Speaker 6: I wouldn't say it like that, but I pull my

496
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Speaker 6: pants down and he does it in mass perfect. Don't

497
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Speaker 6: take that at a context, please, but you know what

498
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Speaker 6: I mean, like so so that that might go VI.

499
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Speaker 6: I'm not sure if you can take the vaccine in

500
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Speaker 6: the barn.

501
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Speaker 5: I think you could probably take the vaccine the arse

502
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Speaker 5: if you want to.

503
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Speaker 4: That might go viral.

504
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that actually might Look at this, look at.

505
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Speaker 4: This more on in Australia, he took the vacs in.

506
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Speaker 5: The art, particularly.

507
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Speaker 3: Particularly if we get you done in a vaccination or

508
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Speaker 3: just you bent over a chair like a five year

509
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Speaker 3: old is stolen a cookie about day's ars slapped.

510
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Speaker 5: All right, I don't mind that. Here's what I want

511
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Speaker 5: to do.

512
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Speaker 3: Though, because look thirty one and six five, if if

513
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Speaker 3: you're big on the vax, we'll go to a song.

514
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,960
Speaker 3: I'm going to have a bit of a brainstorm about

515
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Speaker 3: some ideas that I think could make your vax video viral.

516
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Speaker 4: Pull down your DACKX for the vax.

517
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Speaker 5: I think we're just sorry. You know you've got to

518
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Speaker 5: nurse you've never met before.

519
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Speaker 3: I think, you know, let's keep the pants up baby, right,

520
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Speaker 3: third and one o six five. If you've got any

521
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Speaker 3: ideas as to how we could make Woodies vax video viral, okay,

522
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Speaker 3: I'd love to hear from you, YEA, love to hear

523
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Speaker 3: from you. I want to beat Schwartzenegger.

524
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Speaker 5: Jesus. It's a tough. It's tough.

525
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Speaker 4: He's pretty well known.

526
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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a big name. Arguably, we'll do it up next.

527
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast thirty.

528
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Speaker 5: One O six five.

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Speaker 3: Woods is getting his vax tomorrow and we want to

530
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Speaker 3: try and beat Arnold Schwarzenegger's vaccination video. Arnie got vaxed

531
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Speaker 3: today and it's it's it's tough to beat.

532
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Speaker 5: All right.

533
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Speaker 2: That just got my vaccine and I were recommended to

534
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Speaker 2: anyone and everyone come with me if you want him

535
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Speaker 2: to do.

536
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Speaker 6: Oh, that's good. Plus, he is one of the biggest.

537
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Speaker 3: One of the biggest actors of all arguably the best

538
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Speaker 3: line from the best action film of all time.

539
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Speaker 4: He had that up his sleeve, no doubt. And we

540
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Speaker 4: were nothing.

541
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Speaker 5: So that's what we're working with.

542
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Speaker 10: Baby.

543
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Speaker 5: We've got a blake canvas.

544
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Speaker 4: With the underdogs.

545
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 5: Here we go. Let's get to work, shall we ya?

546
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Speaker 5: So what times you vaxd tomorrow?

547
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Speaker 3: Eleven o'clock eleven o'clock right, So I'll give you my

548
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 3: idea initially.

549
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Speaker 5: Oh please.

550
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Speaker 3: I should also stress as well that you have a

551
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Speaker 3: mortal fear of needles and most times you pass out, yes.

552
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Speaker 4: Have a number of us.

553
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Speaker 5: Could just could just be the video of itself, which is.

554
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Speaker 6: What well, I would be a happy man, I request

555
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 6: needles in the bum because I don't. I just get

556
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,239
Speaker 6: weird around looking at them, and it's easy when it's

557
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Speaker 6: all going on behind me.

558
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, perfect. That's a metaphor for your life, my

559
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 3: right mate. Alright, So so my idea, my idea, by

560
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Speaker 3: the way.

561
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 5: Would be to get you. So we get your arm, yes,

562
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 5: in a like you know dar dart boards. We put

563
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Speaker 5: your your arm like your shoulder in the center of

564
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Speaker 5: a dart board.

565
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Speaker 4: In the center of a dark board.

566
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Speaker 5: Yep.

567
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Speaker 3: So cut a hole in the dart board, you sed

568
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Speaker 3: down behind the dart board, put your shoulder on the

569
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,879
Speaker 3: dart board. Yeah, and we just get the nurses to

570
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Speaker 3: try and throw the needle into your arm.

571
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Speaker 4: I don't thin they'll do that.

572
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Speaker 6: Be good though, Yeah, it's a good vidy.

573
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Speaker 5: Screen.

574
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Speaker 4: Would that work?

575
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 5: Well, they have to go and finish it, like push it.

576
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 6: In there, finish it, finish it, so they throw it

577
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Speaker 6: like a dart into my arm.

578
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

579
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Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I'm pretty sure the're gonna say no to that.

580
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Speaker 6: But let's make the viral though.

581
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,919
Speaker 5: That'd be wild. Yeah. Yeah, let's go to Isaac on

582
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Speaker 5: thirteen one or six five.

583
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 3: Isaac, what do you reckon or what should would he

584
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:57,919
Speaker 3: do when he gets his vaccine?

585
00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 5: What do you reckon? Make the vid viral?

586
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 8: Mate?

587
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 12: What I was thinking is Olympic style yellow and gold.

588
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 4: Gimpsuit, gimpsuit, gympsuit.

589
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 5: What do you mean?

590
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Speaker 4: Why is that Olympics?

591
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 8: I mean no, no, not Olympics, just like Olympic colors,

592
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 8: like our Australian color.

593
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 3: Sorry sorry, so like I thought, I missed the bondage events.

594
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 4: Up late events in Tokyo.

595
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 5: You're watching, Isaac sick?

596
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 16: Okay, so wear a green and gold gimp suit, nothing

597
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 16: not themed around the nut a little, Isaac, Isaac, do

598
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 16: you just want to see Woody in a gimpsuit?

599
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 5: Mate?

600
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 12: Sort of?

601
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 8: Yeah?

602
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Speaker 5: Sure, thanks Isaac.

603
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Speaker 6: Thanks for I don't know I'm going to be able

604
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Speaker 6: to find a green and gold gimsuit before eleven o'clock.

605
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Speaker 5: To elevenlock tomorrow. Let's go to Tim.

606
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Speaker 8: Tim.

607
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Speaker 5: We're trying to make Woodies.

608
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Speaker 3: Vaccination video tomorrow, which will put up in Willhamwoody.

609
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Speaker 5: Obviously we're going to try and make go viral. What

610
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Speaker 5: do you got.

611
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Speaker 8: Boys, I've got the perfect one. Right, You're going to

612
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 8: try and go up against Arnie. You got to beat

613
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 8: him in his own game.

614
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 5: Yes, you've got to.

615
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,199
Speaker 8: Dress for the up in leathers, head to toe leathers.

616
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 8: What the hell going with the Arnold Swartzenegger glasses on, Yes,

617
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Speaker 8: and tell him that he's the vaccinator.

618
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Speaker 4: Jimmy, I'm the vaccinator.

619
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Speaker 8: Once shot, because tomorrow is his first shot, right, yeah, yeah,

620
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 8: Once he's shot and he gets to turn up and

621
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Speaker 8: walk around, he's got to say, I'll be back.

622
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Speaker 4: That's that's amazing.

623
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm doing this legit to hire a motorbike as

624
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 6: well as he drives down a motor can, rock up

625
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 6: on a motorbike, down the leathers on the vaccinator vaximine,

626
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Speaker 6: and then I'll be back.

627
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Speaker 5: I love that.

628
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Speaker 4: It's pretty good him.

629
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Speaker 5: That is red hot. Thank you.

630
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Speaker 8: You got to do it. You've got if we if.

631
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Speaker 5: We were a more reputable show and we had anything

632
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Speaker 5: to give you, we would.

633
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 4: You just have respects to him.

634
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 5: You have respect, nothing but our respect.

635
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Speaker 3: So tomorrow eleven o'clock Woods, and then it'll be on

636
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Speaker 3: our socials tomorrow at some stage.

637
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Speaker 4: Where do I get leather from? Where do I get

638
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 4: leather from?

639
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 5: I love to talk to that eyesact guy. I think

640
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Speaker 5: you might know.

641
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Speaker 6: The podcast got a prank call for everyone that we're

642
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 6: going to make will. But before we get to that,

643
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 6: tasty tubes are back in Australia.

644
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Speaker 4: It's a chip.

645
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Speaker 6: It's a very popular chip, I think, so it's a

646
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Speaker 6: tubula chip. I never had one of these tubes, but

647
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 6: apparently they're amazing, so amazing that when the tubes came back,

648
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 6: people were just buying supermarkets out of tasty tubes, to

649
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Speaker 6: the point where a Woolworth store had to say put

650
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Speaker 6: a limit on how many Tasty tubes people were having. Now, look,

651
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 6: that's pretty boring, gonna be honest with everyone. Pretty boring story,

652
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 6: very boring, but it leads to some fun. Well, I

653
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 6: want you to summon your old man character and buy

654
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 6: all the pens at a news agency. It's a loose link,

655
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Speaker 6: but I think it'll be really funny.

656
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Speaker 5: Pens.

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Speaker 4: Well, you can come up with the reason why you

658
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 4: need all the pens.

659
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 5: All the pens.

660
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's an old, old culture. You're play an

661
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 4: old culture. You want all the pens now.

662
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 6: If you haven't heard the old man before, by the way,

663
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 6: it's it's brilliant. You once called a fans store because

664
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 6: you'd overheard your granddaughter talking about only fans. Yes, and

665
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 6: you were interested in buying her a fan?

666
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 4: How was it of this?

667
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 9: The thing is, I know that I need to get

668
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 9: her some fans because she keeps mentioning only fans, so

669
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 9: I need to make sure I just get her only fans.

670
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 8: Okay, all right?

671
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 6: So that badly it did, but got it was funny. Yeah,

672
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 6: So I've got the number here for cows News, which

673
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 6: is a small news agency.

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00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 5: Are you Philip Island? Yes?

675
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Speaker 6: Are you open to calling them as the old man

676
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 6: and buying them out of their pens?

677
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 5: And I'm just buying them out of their pens? Like

678
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 5: what maybe?

679
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Speaker 3: Like old choose appen? I'll take all your red pins

680
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 3: and buy all their pens. They're gonna laugh out, Okay,

681
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,439
Speaker 3: all of the ridiculous is and.

682
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 4: It's completely outrageous.

683
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 5: And you want all your pins.

684
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 6: I haven't really thought this or anything. I want all

685
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 6: of your red pins, all your red pins. Who knows

686
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,719
Speaker 6: what's going to happen here? Guys, here we go?

687
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 13: No, Arthur Smith, good afternoon, speaking.

688
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 5: Sorry man, what was your name?

689
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 13: Donna?

690
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 5: Good evening, Donna. My name's Arthur Smith, and.

691
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 9: I'm ringing because I'm in need of do you have

692
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 9: any red pins.

693
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 13: Where you where you're from?

694
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 9: I'm living silver leaves? Oh now on the island, are ye?

695
00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 9: No moment down to business? Do you have any red pens?

696
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 5: Oh? What the hell?

697
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 4: Whateveren there?

698
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 5: You just put me in the two hard.

699
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 4: You didn't even ask for all the red pens.

700
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 5: You didn't even get out of rageous for a single

701
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 5: red pin.

702
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 4: We're calling back.

703
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 6: No, no, I didn't get my phone. Busy care if

704
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 6: she's busy.

705
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 4: We've got an old man and needs a lot of

706
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 4: red pens. Let's go to a song. Sorry, everyone, let's

707
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 4: go to a song. We're gonna try.

708
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 6: Get up next the bench, get to the point next time.

709
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 5: Woods.

710
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 3: We've got another totally incomprehensible phenomenon in people buying entire

711
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 3: trays of tubes.

712
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 4: Tasty tubes to chip that everyone loves.

713
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 6: Wireworths are putting bands on people buying them out of

714
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 6: tasty tubes. So it's inspired us will for you.

715
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 5: It is buying a whole tray of the thing.

716
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, if there's tasty tubes there, the people want them

717
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 6: and they take all of them.

718
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 5: I don't think they had a tasty tube.

719
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 6: Tasty tube, send us a send us a couple of

720
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 6: two tubes dudes. Oh god, anyway, given us an idea,

721
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 6: will it is getting late, we do a show for

722
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 6: two hours, very stressed, we should we should really reduce

723
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 6: it to an hour. It's given us an idea, will

724
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 6: for you, as your old man character to call a

725
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 6: a news agency and buy all of their pens. Okay,

726
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 6: but you've changed specifically to buy all of their red pens.

727
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 5: Now. Yeah, we did try to call them before the song.

728
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 6: They hang up on us pretty quickly, but I think

729
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 6: we've left enough time now to crack right back in there.

730
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, welcome to the show that.

731
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 6: If we fail, we just try to.

732
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Speaker 17: All right, here we go, Here we go.

733
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Speaker 13: Good afternoon, news Amy speaking.

734
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, good afternoon. I'm sure we have some sort

735
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 9: of in connection, is you. You're talking to one of

736
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,719
Speaker 9: your colleagues early am, and I was just wondering if

737
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 9: one of you lovely women mon't be able to help

738
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 9: an old boy out.

739
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 13: So in regards to what.

740
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 5: Yes, I was getting to that.

741
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 9: Sorry, I tend to have a bit of a meandering

742
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 9: sort of a way about my conversation these days. Tend

743
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 9: to have lost my directness somewhere back in seventy five,

744
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 9: I think.

745
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 5: But pens, have you got any red pens?

746
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 13: Any red pens?

747
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 5: Yes?

748
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 9: I was wondering if you had any red pens down

749
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,959
Speaker 9: to the news agency. And I'd also like to know

750
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 9: in them in what quantity have you got them?

751
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 13: Because there is a few years How many do.

752
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 9: You think that you possess at the establishment?

753
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 13: There there's a sew there. I don't think I'm going

754
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 13: to count them all, but there is there. There is

755
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 13: enough to get you buy. That's what you really after.

756
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 5: Could you give me an estimate.

757
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 13: There'd be less than sixty, there'd be.

758
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 9: Less than sixty, right, Okay, we'll take all of them

759
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 9: if I can.

760
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 13: Because they're coming to pick them up.

761
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 5: Well, no, No, here's the thing.

762
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 9: I'm a little bit afraid about venturing out of the

763
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 9: off my premises these days, with five jeez and what

764
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 9: not going on. So I was wondering if you could

765
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 9: deliver the pens to me.

766
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 13: We don't deliver to come to the shop yourself and

767
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 13: get them.

768
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 5: What if I send it to the courier or a

769
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 5: pigeon of some sort.

770
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 9: Maybe the pigeon here's a good bird, though, Archie, here's

771
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 9: a good bird.

772
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 5: He's swift. He'd be in and out. You're there.

773
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, no, we don't. We won't accept like career

774
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 13: or anything like that either, sot a courier to carry

775
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 13: a right really no?

776
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 5: Right, okay, I'm all right.

777
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 9: No, no, we don't do that after Sorry, sorry, I'm

778
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 9: trying to make you're laughing at my bird?

779
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 5: Are you there? You're laughing at my bird? He was

780
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 5: a state champion once. Sorry, he was once a state champion.

781
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 9: I was sent him to Flinders and back in under

782
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 9: forty five minutes. Once it was a red hot It

783
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 9: was a hot bird, very good.

784
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Speaker 13: You can order You could order some red pens online

785
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 13: from a company, say something, what's online? You'd be able

786
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 13: to order some red pens online?

787
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 5: What's on the line? What do you mean on the line?

788
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 5: All right, I'm on the line right now. I've got

789
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 5: you on the line. That's what I'm doing. I'm making

790
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 5: the order over the line. Are there?

791
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 13: You can't put the order through on the line.

792
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 9: You're on the line. You just told me to go

793
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 9: on the lines. I'm on the line.

794
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 13: On the web, on the computer. You can or.

795
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 5: You want me to good COVID.

796
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 13: Because I'm busy, But you like you can order them all.

797
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 5: She's staying on the line.

798
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:32,919
Speaker 9: It's a good bird, a hot bird podcast.

799
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 6: All moms try to hide something, will It was an

800
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 6: outlandish statement coming from someone who is neither a woman

801
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 6: nor has a child. Agree, But let me tell you something, mothers.

802
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 6: Isn't it true that all of you try to hide

803
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 6: it to your utmost ability, try to hide the fact

804
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 6: that you're losing your call with your children when you

805
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 6: are in public. I saw my mom struggle with that

806
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 6: through my entire childhood.

807
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 4: She wanted to crack it, but you knew to be

808
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 4: a bad look if you lost her call.

809
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 5: What's that about?

810
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:03,959
Speaker 4: Actually, I don't know.

811
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 3: Because it's almost like, as a mum, it's not cool

812
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 3: to lose your cool, is it?

813
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 5: Like?

814
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 6: It's a yeah because dad's dadds lose it at the.

815
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 5: Drop of vapp.

816
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't get a dim sim. If he doesn't

817
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 3: get his dim sim in the vision.

818
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 5: Chips loses his mom might not even his dinner.

819
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 4: Absolutely not.

820
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 6: But he felt like a dim sum all of a sudden,

821
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 6: and he's going to crack the ships.

822
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 5: Yeah.

823
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 6: Actually, if you are a mum thirty one O six five,

824
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 6: give us a cook. I wudn't mind is figuring out

825
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 6: what is what is the deal behind?

826
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 4: Why you don't want to crack it?

827
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 5: Why?

828
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 17: Why?

829
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:32,879
Speaker 5: Why is a mum?

830
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 3: Is it a prerequisite to have this massive bandwidth of patients?

831
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 8: Yeah?

832
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, so thirty one and six five fair.

833
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 3: It's unfair that we expect that, absolutely, but we do

834
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 3: expect it.

835
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 6: I don't expected you do as a kid. It's like

836
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 6: if your mum gets angry, you're like, whoa your mum?

837
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 6: Yeah no, it's true, you know, yeah, you're the voice.

838
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 3: Yeah I tied my shoelacers incorrectly.

839
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 6: Yeah no, that is so true. And the reason we're

840
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 6: talking about it actually is because there was a.

841
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 3: Direct button bush of Joel out of cracket his son.

842
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 3: I'm not telling you she was properly. That's not true

843
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:07,399
Speaker 3: at all.

844
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 4: It was it socks. It was socks. He couldn't put

845
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 4: his socks on. You didn't put them on very fast.

846
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 6: Jesus bloody Hell, you time your child. He's just learning

847
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 6: to do the thing. Jesus Christ. Anyway, the reason we're

848
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 6: talking about it is because Kate Middleton. There's an article

849
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 6: about her. It's a it's a harsh article. Apparently she

850
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 6: does her best work with a stern finger.

851
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 5: She's a strong finger, so I.

852
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 6: Definitely wouldn't say it like that, but she's there's been

853
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 6: a number of photos of her clearly when she's trying

854
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 6: to hide the fact that she's angry, she just she

855
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 6: just sternly gets that.

856
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 4: Finger up there.

857
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 6: And so there's all these photos of her, Charlotte, George

858
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 6: and Lewis. As soon as they lose it, she just

859
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 6: they see that finger like an umpiring cricket. The kids know,

860
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 6: the kids don't bloody l Kate's got her finger.

861
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 3: Up from Kate Middleton though, because Kate Middleton's got that

862
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 3: thing going on where she's so graceful. Yes that you know,

863
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 3: if you ever did ruffle the feathers, if there was

864
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 3: ever a bit of vinegar and pussy's milk.

865
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 5: There, you'd be worried. You'd be worried.

866
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 4: Sorry, is she the pussy there?

867
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 5: Yeah?

868
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 16: Absolutely she is. Well, no, it's an expressions. Okay, I

869
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:17,240
Speaker 16: think we think we need to she's a pussy gut

870
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,839
Speaker 16: and no.

871
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 5: It's an expression vinegar and pussy milk.

872
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 3: But you know, if if you've done something wrong, you

873
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 3: wouldn't want to You wouldn't want to ruffle her feathers wards.

874
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 5: Maybe that's a better way to put it.

875
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 3: Do you know what she's been angry at the kids

876
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 3: about her There's just just a few random shots that

877
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 3: someone tried to patch a story together about.

878
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 5: It's a crap story.

879
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna I'm not going.

880
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 5: To Middleton.

881
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 3: With her hand in front of her face and her

882
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 3: child about two feet from her hand.

883
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 16: It's out rageous, rageous, right, So there's no link, there's

884
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 16: no like Kate's having a nervous breakdown or anything.

885
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 6: It's just all I can take from this is that

886
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 6: she is, like a lot of mothers out there, for

887
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 6: whatever reason, feels the need to not lose their cool

888
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 6: in public.

889
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 4: So it's a big.

890
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 3: Scoop her in particular, like she can not be seen ever.

891
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 3: I mean that would be tough, like just for the

892
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 3: sake of your own embarrassment, But for her, she loses

893
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 3: a call.

894
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,879
Speaker 5: She's on the face of every tabloid all around the world.

895
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 4: Absolutely.

896
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 6: Anyway, I do want to hear from some mums. Thirteen

897
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 6: one oh six five. If you are a mother, give

898
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 6: us a call and we'll explore this more right up next.

899
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 5: We're talking to right now about mums losing their cool.

900
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 6: Mummies more specifically, why moms don't like the look of

901
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 6: losing their cool in public. We're talking about this because

902
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 6: Kate Middleton has been snapped a whole bunch of times

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Speaker 6: apparently losing her call at her kid's Charlotte George Louisa.

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Speaker 5: I think it's excuse.

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Speaker 4: Me, but apparently she just goes with a stern finger,

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Speaker 4: and I think that is.

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Speaker 5: A sign a couple of scals in there.

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Speaker 6: She's got a scale or a finger. And the thing is,

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Speaker 6: the reason she goes for a scale or a finger

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Speaker 6: is because that's subtle. Doesn't look like she's losing her

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Speaker 6: call if she's just doing a simple finger. So we've

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Speaker 6: got some mums to call on thirteen one oh six ' five.

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Speaker 4: We've got Anna here.

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Speaker 5: Anna.

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Speaker 6: Why don't you like to lose your cool as a

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Speaker 6: mum in public?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't like to lose my call because moms

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Speaker 11: just judge other moms like like they do. Like mums

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Speaker 11: can be pretty judgmental. I mean sometimes when you're in

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Speaker 11: coals and you want to lose it with your kids,

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Speaker 11: other moms can kind of tell when you've got the

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Speaker 11: ships and they give you either a bit of a

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Speaker 11: judgmental look, or they give you the knowing not they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 11: they know what you're going through too.

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Speaker 3: Yes, because that's one hundred percent of thing, is it?

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Speaker 3: But why is that different for dads though?

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Speaker 5: Anna, Like you know, I.

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Speaker 3: You know, seem to remember my dad locking me in

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Speaker 3: the freezer it calls at one stage because I was

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Speaker 3: being so annoying.

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Speaker 5: Why why is it different for dads? Do you think? Oh?

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Speaker 11: I just think, you know, I think the moms that

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Speaker 11: you know mainly do a lot of a child rearing,

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Speaker 11: you know. I just I think people expect theomen to

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Speaker 11: be soft and on with you, and they had to

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Speaker 11: be more rough. So I think it's just expected. That

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Speaker 11: works with me like my offen Italian background, and what

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Speaker 11: I do is my kids are pretty well behaved because

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Speaker 11: I give on me what I call Italian deathstiy, which

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Speaker 11: my mother used to do and my mother used to

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Speaker 11: do so if I was misbehaving, they just give me

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Speaker 11: that if you keep going and you're going to cop

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Speaker 11: it look, and that just shuts my kids up.

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Speaker 4: Like Middleton, it's all about the subtle ways to scare

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Speaker 4: your kids.

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Speaker 5: The Italian death stare.

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Speaker 4: I did not want to receive one of.

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Speaker 3: Them retably not Michelle, Hay, why do you think that

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Speaker 3: it is not allowed for mums to lose their cool?

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Speaker 15: It's because all mums want to be the cool mom.

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Speaker 3: Hyeah's because if you're out with your kids and you

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Speaker 3: are perceived as the cool.

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Speaker 15: Mom because you know, you let them get away with anything,

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Speaker 15: then their friends thinks, oh no, your your mom's really cool. However,

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Speaker 15: with me, my kids, their mates think I'm the scary mom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: No, that's one hundred percent so mama.

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Speaker 6: My mom was not as the scary mum as well,

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Speaker 6: but I think she quite enjoyed that. Do you like

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Speaker 6: being known as the scary mom?

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Speaker 5: Michelle?

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Speaker 15: I was a bit shocked when I was told I

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Speaker 15: was the scary mom because I thought I was the

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Speaker 15: cool mom.

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Speaker 5: Can we can we test to see if you are

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Speaker 5: the scary mom? Michelle?

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Speaker 10: Okay, can you give me.

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Speaker 13: A bit of it?

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Speaker 3: Can you give I'll tell you what we've got, the

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Speaker 3: I've got the I'll go a little bit of a light.

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Speaker 3: You'll hear the third light. You're being being like the

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Speaker 3: Mario Kart lights. When you hear the green light, then

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Speaker 3: give it.

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Speaker 15: A crack for me Okay, what the hell you haven't

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Speaker 15: done your remote learning. I've got an email from the

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Speaker 15: teacher saying you haven't done it. What the hell is

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Speaker 15: going on? You go to school when you do to

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Speaker 15: your work, why can't you do it at home?

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Speaker 5: Michelle?

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Speaker 6: Michelle, hold the line if you want to hear a

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Speaker 6: scary mom. I'll call my mom right now and within

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Speaker 6: ten seconds, paint will be coming off these walls. She's extraordinary.

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Speaker 6: Can you call my mobile though, because mum's very sass

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Speaker 6: on Frank call so if the radio shows up, I'm

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Speaker 6: going to call from my mobile. Have you called my mobile?

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Speaker 3: I feel like, because you're friends, it's my duty to

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Speaker 3: tell you that this is a bad idea.

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Speaker 5: I don't I don't want this.

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Speaker 10: Pink that people want to hear him. I'm really cracking

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Speaker 10: the ships.

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 10: You ready?

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Speaker 5: Well? Yeah, sure?

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Speaker 8: Have we got a number?

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Speaker 5: How long you think it's going to take?

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Speaker 10: Five seconds?

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Speaker 5: Five seconds?

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Speaker 8: Like it could be less than five seconds.

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Speaker 10: I've been talking to her about getting a dog. I

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Speaker 10: know she hates the idea of that. Yeah, I'm going

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Speaker 10: to say I got a dog.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, there we go.

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Speaker 3: Hell, yeah, I mean a clinic.

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Speaker 10: You're in the clinic. Yeah, I was just calling to say,

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Speaker 10: uh uh, I made a bit of a spontaneous decision

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Speaker 10: and picked up a.

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Speaker 14: Rescue dog yesterday.

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Speaker 15: Are they do that's penpable?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Well no, I think gonna be a great idea, like

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Speaker 10: during COVID and stuff.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, well, good luck to you.

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Speaker 15: Don't ask us to the god for it at all.

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Speaker 10: Well, I was gonna say him and I are gonna

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Speaker 10: get a lot of plenty this weekend.

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Speaker 11: Well, you can tag the dog with you, of course.

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Speaker 10: Well no, they've got cats.

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Speaker 12: Well, we are not a dog service.

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Speaker 11: Sorry, not our hair.

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Speaker 12: What sort of dog is it?

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Speaker 10: It's a little jack Russell.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, well it's great. I hope Mimmy's parents love it.

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Speaker 10: Seriously, I can't talk. I'm okay, okay, ok Bye, We're

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Speaker 10: not a dog service.

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Speaker 15: Bye.

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Speaker 5: That's a crack. That's officially a crack.

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Speaker 3: I've got to call went back.

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