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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast, minis. But when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: We are talking about the royal feud that continues to

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Speaker 2: make headlines and give us fodder for this show. And

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Speaker 2: I'm a little bit disappointed at the state of the

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Speaker 2: royal feud right now, if I'm going to be honest

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Speaker 2: wood Prince Harry comes out essentially says he's trapped in

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Speaker 2: the palace. You know, his family racists, pretty hectic stuff,

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Speaker 2: very wild with Oprah.

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Speaker 1: Dad's not talking to him, taking his phone call.

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Speaker 2: That's not talking to him. Sort of gear anyway, Gail

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Speaker 2: King or King Years, they call her over in La.

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Speaker 2: She's revealed on CBS that apparently William hasn't spoken to

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Speaker 2: Harry since the interview. But he will do, he will

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Speaker 2: he will do. Oh yes, a bit of the silent

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Speaker 2: treatment from Prince William. And look as an older brother,

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Speaker 2: I'm disappointed because I take great pride as being an

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Speaker 2: older brother in doing really mean things to my siblings.

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Speaker 1: That's what we're good at.

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Speaker 2: That we're good at, and so we're taking calls right

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Speaker 2: now for a bit of inspo for for the royal family,

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Speaker 2: for those brothers, well for will in particular, Mate Stitch

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Speaker 2: maup god dack him in front of the family, for christsake,

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Speaker 2: if he snuck out of the imagine if he dressed

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Speaker 2: up as a bush ye, hid in Roblow's house and

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Speaker 2: at the right moment just pulled his pants down. Unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: The press conference with him and Gi him a big

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Speaker 2: wet Willy, I mean, all of a sudden, it's great gear.

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Speaker 2: We don't anyway, Willy from Willie, I mean it works.

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Speaker 1: It's big.

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Speaker 2: Someone needs to get in touch with him. Hopefully, hopefully

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Speaker 2: he gets this podcast. Unlikely, but look, thirty one is

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Speaker 2: sixty five. What's the worst thing that your brother did

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Speaker 2: to you? What's the meanest thing Mason? You've called? Here?

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Speaker 1: You going guy?

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Speaker 3: I read My brother thought would be pretty cool to

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Speaker 3: jump off the roofs of my house onto our trampoline.

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Speaker 3: He went thirst Ye he went first, or as well,

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Speaker 3: landed and got off the trampoline. But when I jumped,

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Speaker 3: as soon as I hit the trampoline, he pulled the

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Speaker 3: trampoline from underneath me, and I'd done a summersault and

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Speaker 3: off the two frontages out on the metal rim.

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Speaker 2: That is hell. How old were you, Mason?

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Speaker 3: I'll probably about thirteen years old. He was about sixteen

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Speaker 3: seven eighty.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, geez, you would have gone from being thirteen

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Speaker 2: years old thirteen years old. Let's go to Emily on

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Speaker 2: thirty one and six five, am. Hi, Hey, what's the

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Speaker 2: meanest thing that your brother did to you?

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Speaker 4: Okay, it wasn't to me. I was just my younger

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Speaker 4: sister and she was about seven, and he used to

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Speaker 4: call uh this thing a healing tip where it would

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Speaker 4: fight under the blanket and he'd be like, hey, do

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Speaker 4: you want to come and get healed? And she'd have

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Speaker 4: to go and breathe in under the tent.

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Speaker 1: Who's buying that?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: How many times can he pull that off?

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Speaker 4: And she gush, happened once? It happened once that I remember.

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Speaker 4: But I was just like, what the hell?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is extraordinary? Is that a sister in the background, Emily?

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Speaker 1: Is that is that?

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Speaker 4: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Is that your sister in the background?

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Speaker 4: No, you guys have actually let me hold on that longer.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm in camed to say that in front of

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Speaker 2: Oh well, they might they might have learned something and

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Speaker 2: came out today, set up a healing tent to get home.

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Speaker 2: That is extraordinary. Now before we've got to go to Haley.

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Speaker 2: But I know that your brother. You had an older

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Speaker 2: brother Tom growing up. He and I think this is

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Speaker 2: one of the greatest long cons of all time.

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Speaker 1: It was a very long con. So basically, when I

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Speaker 1: was young, I had a few body issues. Thought I

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Speaker 1: was a bit bit tubby, which he let me know

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Speaker 1: about a fair bit, and he convinced me that a

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Speaker 1: way to lose weight was to effectively bend over on

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Speaker 1: the end of his bed while he took Specky's on me,

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Speaker 1: which for those that aren't sports fans, it basically means

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Speaker 1: he's just putting his knees to my back and pretending

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Speaker 1: he's taking a mark of for football for hours, hours

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Speaker 1: and months. So like every Thursday, it was like specy.

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Speaker 2: Time, and you want to lose a couple of killos.

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Speaker 1: How you're looking trim, you're looking trim. Let's get back

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Speaker 1: into the gym, bend over and I'll never forget. Like

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Speaker 1: six months into it, my dad walked in and realized

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Speaker 1: what was going on and say Tom got grinded.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I was still.

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Speaker 1: Tubby bud over the edge of the just in so

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Speaker 1: much pain because I hope I was losing the kg.

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Speaker 2: That's we're talking about the meanest thing your brother did.

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Speaker 2: But you got a bit of a revenge I did.

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Speaker 5: This is more so what I did to my brother,

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Speaker 5: as brothers do. He sat on me and did the dirtiest,

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Speaker 5: hottest fast and later.

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Speaker 2: Good for it, older brothers, Yeah great, so I know.

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Speaker 5: Thanks, So I planted my revenge. And I used to

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Speaker 5: work actually at Parliament House in the kitchens, and one

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Speaker 5: night they had a dinner and I kept all of

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Speaker 5: the seafood from a seafood like a buffet that they

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Speaker 5: were having all porn heads. I'm talking the most horrendous

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Speaker 5: left over seafood. And it was a middle of January.

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Speaker 5: And he went out one morning on a Saturday, and

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Speaker 5: I actually screwed off his door trimmings in his car,

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Speaker 5: and I filled his doors with seafood, put the screws

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Speaker 5: and think of what the hell was the death smell

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Speaker 5: in his car?

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Speaker 6: On believable, that is such a good stitch of wildly

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Speaker 6: disproportionate like he did not being started on you, Hayley,

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Speaker 6: you practically killed him.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 5: I went through a lifetime of it and stitches and

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Speaker 5: all BB guns being shot in the barm and all

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Speaker 5: sorts of things.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, I agree, he's interested on the revenge.

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Speaker 2: In more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: You know you want to