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Speaker 1: Thrilling podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now, now, look, you did a deal with me without me,

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Speaker 2: I should say you did a deal without me again,

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Speaker 2: which is run you into trouble because now you're cold

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Speaker 2: calling people on the radio who which is illegal. I'm

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Speaker 2: start by saying that it's illegal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, I just feel like you've got

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Speaker 3: to break a couple of laws to, you know, to

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Speaker 3: stand out and be successful in this world. You know,

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Speaker 3: you don't think Zuckerberg didn't, you know.

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Speaker 1: Break break, Well, we're not.

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Speaker 2: We're not gonna say anything about that. Let's just call

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Speaker 2: it with who you're calling.

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Speaker 1: Sure.

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Speaker 3: So basically I told Roughy Rustic Foods, amazing frozen food

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Speaker 3: company by the way, get around their stuff, that I

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Speaker 3: can do a live from the porch extravaganza here in

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Speaker 3: two weeks. Yes, we will have some incredible performers here

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Speaker 3: performing live, will be you know, streaming on Instagram and

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Speaker 3: Facebook and whatever. It's just going to be massive. And

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Speaker 3: now I've got two weeks to organize the acts.

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Speaker 2: So so you did the deal without locking in the acts,

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Speaker 2: and so we do.

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Speaker 3: I'm a cowboy. Well my business cowboys what.

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Speaker 2: We do right the next two weeks trying to get

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Speaker 2: people to come and actually do the thing here while

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Speaker 2: there's international and local flight restrictions.

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Speaker 1: Yep. Easy.

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Speaker 3: So I've managed to come across the number. Well look,

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Speaker 3: I mean I don't I don't say how I came

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Speaker 3: across the number. But of international comedian Ross Noble, he's

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Speaker 3: a genius, he's brilliant, he's very popular. He actually knows

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Speaker 3: me as well. We've interviewed him a couple of times,

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Speaker 3: so I'm pretty sure he's going to remember me. So

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Speaker 3: I've got his mobile here. Okay, it's going to give

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Speaker 3: him a tinkle and we're going to lock in our

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Speaker 3: first act. Everyone really exciting, so.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully keep saying that it's on all right, calling Ross

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Speaker 2: now Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, is that is that Ross speaking?

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Speaker 1: Yes? It is Ross Sweeking. Who is this?

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Speaker 3: This is our This is Woody from we've into I've

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Speaker 3: a couple of times from hey, hey go man, I'm

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Speaker 1: Will I'm good. Now. I want to say if you,

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Speaker 1: if you too, are me and you're both on the right.

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Speaker 1: Am I on the radio at the moment? Very good? Yes?

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Speaker 3: How are you going in these rough times of isolation?

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Speaker 1: Man? Being ambushed when I'm when I'm trying to trying

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Speaker 1: to fix a pig there, you know what it's I'm.

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Speaker 3: Sorry right now, so I'm gonna stop me there, Ralse,

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Speaker 3: you're you're you're trying to fix a pig's pen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well I've basically become a farmer. I

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Speaker 1: live on a farm, right, so, like, and I'd go

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Speaker 1: off and i'd do my gigs and that, and you know,

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Speaker 1: and then I come back and I'll have a couple

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Speaker 1: of days where I'll just you know, reconnect with nature

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Speaker 1: and all that. And then the difference is that I've

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Speaker 1: got that all the time, and I'm not sure if

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Speaker 2: Anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all the theaters are closed.

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Speaker 2: How are you going with that?

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, I've had easier times. Yeah, yeah, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: they basically even before kicked off, you know, they said

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Speaker 1: a theater. And you know there's some there's some college

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Speaker 1: And for years I've been all like high and high

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Speaker 1: for lutin and just going I wouldn't possibly do that adverts,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't possibly I wouldn't sup so low as to

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Speaker 3: Well that's actually perfect raft. That's that's what I've got,

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Speaker 3: your rubb. I need you and want you will. And

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Speaker 3: I wanted to put on a live from the porch

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Speaker 3: performance where we're going to have performers performing live from

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Speaker 3: house because that's where we're arcolating. So we are speaking

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Speaker 3: to a few commit the few musicians, and I wanted

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Speaker 3: to ask you Ross if you would potentially want to

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Speaker 1: So hang on. So the audience, what is the audience?

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Speaker 3: Well, me and Will my neighbor Michelle will probably pop

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Speaker 1: It's not so it's not a capacity crowd. Then no, no, right,

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Speaker 1: So here's the thing. Right, when I can do stand up,

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Speaker 1: its fight that's what I do. Right, But what about

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Speaker 1: I've been thinking, I thought, how can I make myself

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Speaker 1: you know a stand up which is you.

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Speaker 2: Know, labor intensive right, well, sure, but you know what, Ross,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but we've got to look to the future. All

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Speaker 1: about the Benjamin now right, what I've come up with

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Speaker 1: right this to come up with I've been working on

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Speaker 1: been working on a game show. And because did you know,

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Speaker 1: comedian Jasper Carrot, and jas for Carrot made a load

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Speaker 1: of cash office. So I come up with this. I've

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Speaker 1: come up with this game called ask Kicking Chicken and.

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Speaker 2: Wait whit I'm gonna start me there, Rols.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go to a song.

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Speaker 2: We need a bit of time to think about this.

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Speaker 2: You need a bit of time to have to put

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Speaker 2: your pitch together. Just before we go to the song.

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Speaker 2: You want to play ass Kicking Chicken on Buddy's porch?

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Speaker 1: We I mean, yeah, next.

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Speaker 2: Now, well, it's all thanks to Rafie Rustickford's helping people

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Speaker 2: me some cash to get some comedians celebrities to perform

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be called Live from the Porch.

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Speaker 3: And the first performer we've approached and he's on the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yea, and Ross just to few.

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Speaker 3: People in if they're just joining us.

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Speaker 2: You're currently fixing a pig pen.

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Speaker 3: Yep, that's that's good important information. But also you're stepping

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Speaker 1: The easiest of all cheesy. Yeah, I'm all. I'm all

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Speaker 2: Is, you see, can I I mean, like, you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm probably the more practical one out of Woody and

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Speaker 2: I like, mate, you stand up toward winning. I mean,

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Speaker 2: that's the kind of stuff the major household name. Is

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Speaker 2: there any chance we could just get some you know,

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Speaker 2: clean fun, Ross Noble stand up on what is porch?

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Speaker 2: I mean not to say the game show idea is

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Speaker 1: It wouldn't work because my stuff is just it's just

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Speaker 1: it's just nonsense. It's just streme consciousness. It's telling stories.

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Speaker 1: If there isn't an audience, I'm not saying I won't

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Speaker 1: But one saying is that I go on stage right

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Speaker 1: and I start talking about stuff and there's like thousand

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Speaker 1: me the big concert or they're all laughing. They're laughing,

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Speaker 1: all right, they're enjoying that. And then I'll talk about this,

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Speaker 1: and then I'll go off there and then you see

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Speaker 1: what I'm You see what I'm saying. We're me standing

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Speaker 1: on your porch with you soon next to me, and

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Speaker 1: one woman this this so called neighbor. There's here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: There's a fine line. But with an audience, it's a show.

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Speaker 1: Without an audience, he's just a man outside the train station,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, okay.

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Speaker 2: There's no feedback. There's no feedback for you. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you are you would get streamed to tens of thousands

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Speaker 1: What like, I don't I don't have any jokes. That's

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Speaker 2: Is so the idea is what you're telling us is

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Speaker 2: your game shows from the front porch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I'll bring up me wheel, right. I've built

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Speaker 1: this wooden wheel. We've been playing it at home with

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Speaker 1: the kids and they're loving it. Right, And the wheel

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Speaker 1: Billy Ray and it's also got the Deadly Corona there

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Speaker 1: shout out cyrus or virus, it's Billy Ray or it's Miley.

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Speaker 1: It's like Russian Roulette, it's like a it's an informative.

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Speaker 1: It's because I'm all about educating as well.

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Speaker 3: So, yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 2: It's all sounding Amazingbviously, might just need a bit of

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Speaker 2: fine tuning, but can we pencil you in to come

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Speaker 2: and perform on the porch.

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Speaker 1: Two things, when you see a fine tuning, does that

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Speaker 1: mean doing absolutely no work on my part whatsoever. No.

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Speaker 2: No, it's in a streamlined into a five to ten

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Speaker 2: minute spot on air. I think that's probably what we

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Speaker 2: need to work on. Just constructive feedback.

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Speaker 1: You know, I think I think you're ever thinking it?

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Speaker 1: He does this? Does you know? Ross? Are sounds ready? Ross?

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm going to come up with?

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Speaker 2: You've got lines again, Ross, Thanks for joining us. Look

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Speaker 2: after yourself. We'll see you on Monday week.

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Speaker 1: All right, lovely bye?

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Speaker 2: All right, see what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram

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Speaker 2: and Facebook search Will and Woody