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Speaker 2: Good morning and welcome to Friday show. It's the Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell Breakfast Show. Two minutes past six. So have you
Speaker 2: well this morning? This morning show. Then, as always, every
Speaker 2: time I press play, it's a song for you. Nolvin,
Speaker 2: you're picking music again, only on this show we let
Speaker 2: you have control of the music for in the next
Speaker 2: four hours six till ten. Make these brilliant songs. We
Speaker 2: have loads of songs lined up. However, now we've been
Speaker 2: doing this a couple of weeks. You went in a
Speaker 2: little meeting we had yesterday. You were getting ready the
Speaker 2: Jack sings the Week song. A lot of the songs
Speaker 2: keep coming up. People are requesting the songs that we
Speaker 2: we've played before the Friday. On the Friday all request
Speaker 2: so we want a few surprises. So this morning, if
Speaker 2: there are any songs you think that white surprise us.
Speaker 2: I want this every Friday to be like the best
Speaker 2: songs on the radio. So if there are a few surprises,
Speaker 2: and actually it's quite hard sometimes when people just ask
Speaker 2: you your favorite songs. I get asked this all the
Speaker 2: time on the spot. You know, oh, I need a
Speaker 2: bit of time. But remember there's a song which is
Speaker 2: your go to power up song that feels like a
Speaker 2: Friday song to you that the weekend's coming. Then let
Speaker 2: us know about it. On this morning show, we've got
Speaker 2: loads of stuff, the big thing. At seven point thirty,
Speaker 2: Hamish McLoughlin is back on with a brand new phrase
Speaker 2: that pays what we're gonna do this morning. There's gonna
Speaker 2: be a whel that we are gonna pin on and
Speaker 2: put your names by them. All I want for you
Speaker 2: this morning this wheel has to be built by seven
Speaker 2: thirty this morning. I want that will. I think there
Speaker 2: are about twenty seven or twenty eight slots. I just
Speaker 2: want a line from a song. A line from a song.
Speaker 2: That's all I wanted to donate to our wheel off
Speaker 2: Hamish today. A line from a song. You're gonna imagine
Speaker 2: him saying that tonight live on TV. Though, So the
Speaker 2: first one I want to donate to it is thunderbolts
Speaker 2: and lightning, very very frightening. But the weather we've had
Speaker 2: here is he is he tonight in the Etty had
Speaker 2: for the bombers going against the swan saw.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's right. The roof will be shut. So hard
Speaker 3: to talk about that because you.
Speaker 2: Can't say the roofs shut because actually this week thunderbolts
Speaker 2: are lightning, very very frightening.
Speaker 3: I might add to the wheel, Yeah, the very next
Speaker 3: line Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, bigger row.
Speaker 2: What's the line in there as well? The fandango Galileo din.
Speaker 3: Let's do it off here.
Speaker 2: Make sure you add it on exactly how Jack said
Speaker 2: it with the mumbling and Freddie didn't sing like that.
Speaker 2: How Rudey's spinning in his Freddie grave right now. So
Speaker 2: give us a call, then donate a random line from
Speaker 2: a song. Give us a call nine four one four
Speaker 2: one o four three. The wheel can land on yours. Listen.
Speaker 2: You obviously know how I'm going to make this work.
Speaker 2: When Hamish is on, don't you are.
Speaker 3: You going to fake the wheel again?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 2: Something? You're going to back me up and go It's
Speaker 2: going to be fairly done. He could be listening right now.
Speaker 3: Well, last time you put me in charge of spidding
Speaker 3: a wheel, I actually felt like I added some responsibility
Speaker 3: on this show. And then we spun something up and
Speaker 3: you said it something completely different.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no no no no, no no,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do it like that. But that's
Speaker 2: exactly how it's going to be. But I just need
Speaker 2: you to say when I'm going to nod at you,
Speaker 2: and I need you to just stop the will on
Speaker 2: the one that we want it to land on again.
Speaker 3: Jam my fingers in there.
Speaker 2: Yes, So that's on today's show. Jack is going to
Speaker 2: be singing the week as well. We've got a brand
Speaker 2: new Friday game to play with you in about half
Speaker 2: an hour's time. Also Fine Day Fridays back yesterday email.
Speaker 2: I was going through your emails on the way home
Speaker 2: after our movie club We're to talk about right, got
Speaker 2: a great email from one of you called Sarah. She goes, oh,
Speaker 2: just I've just filled out the form online for Fine
Speaker 2: Day Friday. Please do not read it out on air.
Speaker 2: I feel so embarrassed. My husband doesn't know any of this.
Speaker 2: I don't know what form she's relating to, right, but
Speaker 2: I don't want to read it on a surname, but
Speaker 2: we have to find this form. What a great cliffhanger.
Speaker 2: She wants to retract her application and the whole my
Speaker 2: husband doesn't know about this. What's Sarah done?
Speaker 3: Well? I love the fact fact that she thought we
Speaker 3: were doing a whole lot of off air fines as well,
Speaker 3: like I will do three callers on air, and then
Speaker 3: obviously we told through and pen another thousands of dollars
Speaker 3: going through everybody's fins.
Speaker 2: All right, so we got that on this morning show
Speaker 2: as well. Let's get the first first request up. We
Speaker 2: have Georgia. Good morning, Good morning Christian, Good morning Georgia.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. How's your weep? Ben? You had
Speaker 2: a good week?
Speaker 4: Oh well, I haven't been sure of me well, but
Speaker 4: I'm getting good of now.
Speaker 2: Oh pleased to hear that. What have you had a
Speaker 2: flu or something?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, bronchitis and lois cod that's pretty rough, Pats. I've
Speaker 2: got a cough at the moment. Paraps gave me some
Speaker 2: strange cough medicine earlier, and she did right, And I
Speaker 2: didn't have any label or anything like that, And so
Speaker 2: I've got that we'd puzzle. I feel pretty good at one.
Speaker 3: I saw the box with that car came in.
Speaker 2: And you should have a shot of it as well.
Speaker 2: It came like a shot guss. I feel I as
Speaker 2: a kite right now. I don't even know where I am. Now,
Speaker 2: all right, listen, what song are we going to kick
Speaker 2: off this morning show? Georgia? What have you got for us?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Wake me up before you go go by?
Speaker 6: When?
Speaker 2: Awesome song? And why have you gone for this? Well?
Speaker 5: If that doesn't make you just want to get up
Speaker 5: and it bag on a Friday morning, what does?
Speaker 2: All right? Okay, I'll do that. The remember of the
Speaker 2: cough medicines. Give me the bus. Have a great weekend
Speaker 2: thanks to Corn, the Show.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Oh sorry, sorry?
Speaker 7: Long have you been doing this?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Something was happening off air that distracted me. I'm telling
Speaker 2: you now, you're know what I'm blaming.
Speaker 3: The cough medicine. Medicine you give him paths.
Speaker 2: I don't think that was cough medicine over the counter.
Speaker 2: I don't know what she's brought in this morning? All right.
Speaker 2: So last night we did our first ever Christians movie club,
Speaker 2: and this is where every three months we're going to
Speaker 2: do this and we're going to put a movie on
Speaker 2: that Jack hasn't seen. The first one. I wanted to
Speaker 2: go to a classic comedy movie. So it broke out
Speaker 2: Dumb and Dumber and it was. It was amazing last night.
Speaker 2: I loved it, and I hope the people that came
Speaker 2: along loved it. And what was great is the last
Speaker 2: time I saw Dumb and Dumber in the cinema was
Speaker 2: when it came out. I've seen it quite a few
Speaker 2: times since then. Showed it to my kids. They love it.
Speaker 2: But you're watching it in your front room on a
Speaker 2: TV screen, selling me back in a cinema with there
Speaker 2: was a seventy eight people there yesterday and hearing people
Speaker 2: start to laugh as they know the next line that's coming,
Speaker 2: and you realize what a truly brilliant, classic comedy movie
Speaker 2: that is, because every single scene, there's no moment of
Speaker 2: comedy that is wasted. There are just visual gangs that
Speaker 2: they quickly refer to. And just seeing it again on
Speaker 2: the big screen, it was great. Everyone was just laughing
Speaker 2: and I know I was sitting next to you. You seem
Speaker 2: to enjoy it.
Speaker 3: I loved it, and it made me think as I
Speaker 3: was actually driving home, that is there a better genre
Speaker 3: to watch in a city them are full of people,
Speaker 3: then a really good comedy, because it just bought it alive.
Speaker 3: And I don't think you get the same thing even
Speaker 3: with an action film or something like that. I feel
Speaker 3: like we always for the movie Clars. Isn't it a
Speaker 3: great comedy?
Speaker 2: I know because because it was? It was a nice
Speaker 2: thing being in a room with people all laughing together
Speaker 2: at the same bit. So I know you'd never seen it,
Speaker 2: So did you find it funny?
Speaker 3: You would see right next to me, I was laughing
Speaker 3: about loud so much.
Speaker 2: It was relentless.
Speaker 3: The hit rate was so good, and I think if
Speaker 3: we just.
Speaker 2: Screamed like a modern In terms of movies that have
Speaker 2: made me laugh for the last say, five or six years, right, Hangover.
Speaker 2: Hangover is a great comedy movie, but it's not as
Speaker 2: relentlessly every single scene funny. Is dumb and dumber?
Speaker 7: Ye, that diary thing gets me every time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you hear?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: What does your daughter say? I heard her ask for
Speaker 2: the rewind button, which the thought was.
Speaker 9: Awesome, rewind it rewinded. It's like we're not at home
Speaker 9: in the lounge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my kids do that something where they try and
Speaker 2: touch a screen because I think everything these days is
Speaker 2: I think they do that with my story sometimes they
Speaker 2: try and touch my face just to move me on
Speaker 2: during a story. How do we just pass forward to
Speaker 2: the end. But yeah, we really enjoyed it. The pressure
Speaker 2: is now. I was thinking of that last night because
Speaker 2: afterwards there was going this was great. Can we come
Speaker 2: to the next one? What's the next movie? It needs
Speaker 2: to be something funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's got to be a great comedy
Speaker 3: or unintentionally funny.
Speaker 9: I love The Birdcage with Robin Williams. That was one
Speaker 9: of the funniest movies in a cinema i've seen. Everyone
Speaker 9: was in hysterics with that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love Robert Williams. So I mean, anyway,
Speaker 2: missus doubtfire is another flat But have you seen Top Gun?
Speaker 3: I haven't seen Top Gun.
Speaker 2: See that wasn't made as a comedy, but is high comedy.
Speaker 2: I mean watching that in a room full of people again,
Speaker 2: I think would get last. Do you think you would
Speaker 2: laugh at Top Gun? Or you'd actually enjoy it as
Speaker 2: a movie?
Speaker 9: Pats No as a movie, I think because he was
Speaker 9: like the quintessential heart throb, wasn't he in?
Speaker 7: What year was it released? Late eighties nineties?
Speaker 2: I would say eighty nine something around them.
Speaker 7: No a movie to me, Okay.
Speaker 2: Give us score this on. Then we're gonna wear in
Speaker 2: our wheel of hamous McGlaughlin. We're looking for your phrase
Speaker 2: that pays is. We're going to put the various song lyrics.
Speaker 2: We just need a line from a song. Give us
Speaker 2: a call, donat a line from a song nine four
Speaker 2: one oh four three.
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Speaker 2: You now have the will, I've got it.
Speaker 3: There's a little problem with it to match in with
Speaker 3: the station colors. Who's made the wheel has made it
Speaker 3: black and gold, and I can't ride on the black parts,
Speaker 3: so we've just lost half the wheel too.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a really nice way to motivate the staff,
Speaker 2: isn't it, by shame them on air? And who's made
Speaker 2: the will is a lady called Collette who's working late yesterday.
Speaker 3: I wasn't going to say her name, so you've shamed her.
Speaker 2: No, I'm actually defending her. Okay, I want human resources
Speaker 2: to play this back in court as we get you fired.
Speaker 2: Collette was just doing a bit best. It's early in
Speaker 2: the morning, Okay, she's rushing. Sorry that we haven't got
Speaker 2: our art department that you must have had with Haymish
Speaker 2: and Andy. You know, we're just trying our best right now,
Speaker 2: mister Jack, I just don't now we're going to have
Speaker 2: Do you know what I met your mum and dad yesterday?
Speaker 2: Lovely people.
Speaker 3: They loved me and you.
Speaker 2: Actually I love meeting them. Lovely people. Okay, and your dad,
Speaker 2: m I get it, get what I get? I get it.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't get it path Worth funny, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Did you speak to his dad?
Speaker 7: They are the loveliest couple.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very very cool, young looking couple.
Speaker 7: Can I say your mother striking? She is stunning?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And his dad. Did you spend any time chat
Speaker 2: to his dad?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He's a lovely man, great guy, cultured man. Two things.
Speaker 2: Within a minute of meeting the guy, you know, bear
Speaker 2: in mind he's aware, you know of what I do
Speaker 2: and so of that. He's moaning about my movie choice.
Speaker 2: He's come along to my free event. He's eating a
Speaker 2: hot dog that's on me and having a beer and
Speaker 2: straight Away yet high Christian. What an odd choice of movies.
Speaker 2: It's not what I would have gone for. Then I say,
Speaker 2: what kind of movies are you intwo Okay, he's not
Speaker 2: telling me how he enjoys those adult movies.
Speaker 3: He said, foreign films on SBS.
Speaker 2: He wants to call them foreign movies. I know the
Speaker 2: movies your dad likes to watch late at night alone
Speaker 2: at one in the morning on SBS, classics or smut,
Speaker 2: whatever it's called. You know where. It's just because it's
Speaker 2: got subtitles. You know, I know why a gentleman might
Speaker 2: want to watch that alone in the couch. Okay, But yeah,
Speaker 2: as soon as I loved your dad, but as soon
Speaker 2: as I met him, I was like, ah, right, okay,
Speaker 2: I get it now.
Speaker 7: Well into play, all right?
Speaker 2: So the will We've got lots of slots. We're looking
Speaker 2: for song lyrics, a line from a song to go
Speaker 2: on him. The reason why we're doing this is this
Speaker 2: Hamies for Godlin has been doing this game with this
Speaker 2: the last couple of weeks called the phrase that pays
Speaker 2: I give him something. He has to go live on
Speaker 2: TV tonight. So is he calling the game or is
Speaker 2: he part of the pre entertainment show or was he
Speaker 2: dancing at halftime?
Speaker 3: He's doing the bids and pieces. Yeah, so he does
Speaker 3: the pre game, halftime, in the post game and then
Speaker 3: that you know, almost one am, goodbye to the play.
Speaker 2: Well, as we did last week where I gave him
Speaker 2: the phrase Gandalf's beard and he did it as sort
Speaker 2: of like one minute midnight, just before the late night
Speaker 2: movie that your dad was up waiting for. So we
Speaker 2: need a new phraser base. And what we're gonna do
Speaker 2: this week, We're gonna build this wheel and it's a
Speaker 2: will of song lyrics. We'll spin the wheel and it
Speaker 2: will randomly land, randomly land on any song lyric and
Speaker 2: then hamish we'd have to get that in tonight's TV
Speaker 2: work on Channel seven. At the moment, I've done it
Speaker 2: the first one, which is Thunderbolts and Lightning, very very
Speaker 2: frightening from Bohemian Rhapsody.
Speaker 3: Can I change mine? Yeah, because you change who let
Speaker 3: the Dogs Out?
Speaker 2: Oh that's a great one.
Speaker 3: Are they both going on the wheel?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What number you bring it by? Because we got
Speaker 2: twenty eight spots.
Speaker 3: Well, this is the other thing is like I don't
Speaker 3: want to throw collect under the bus. Again's who's made
Speaker 3: the wheel. But she's made each column cover about three
Speaker 3: or four numbers, so we don't actually have twenty eight options.
Speaker 3: Now we've got about six.
Speaker 2: I could have been honest. That wheel is a mess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, and I love collect And she did
Speaker 3: a fantastic job at the cinema night last night at
Speaker 3: your movie club.
Speaker 2: It looked fantastic, Collett. It's not about being a one
Speaker 2: hit wonder. You know. It's all very well to do
Speaker 2: in the movie club. But now you know, the more
Speaker 2: I think about this, Collete's going to have to go
Speaker 2: today and take that well with your car. I'm joking,
Speaker 2: I joking, right, give us a call then lend us
Speaker 2: your song lyrics nine four one four one four three
Speaker 2: if you want to give us a call.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Now this is a request. Elvis Costello pumpered up Sue
Speaker 2: in Benley, this is for you, great song, that's a
Speaker 2: Friday song. A couple of years ago, I was lucky
Speaker 2: enough to I'm a big Elvis Costello fan and the attraction,
Speaker 2: so I was lucky enough to interview him. And it's
Speaker 2: only one of the the third artists where I've brought
Speaker 2: stuff in to the interview to ask them afterwards if
Speaker 2: they would sign it. I brought him four of his
Speaker 2: albums and he did it gladly. Then he noticed in
Speaker 2: my bag I had a book there, and it was
Speaker 2: an advanced copy of Bob Dinnan's books came out probably
Speaker 2: about eight or nine years ago, maybe longer. And he went, oh,
Speaker 2: is that is that? That's not even out yet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I've been sent an advanced copy by the publishers
Speaker 2: and he went, ah, oh, I'd love to read that.
Speaker 2: I'd love to read that. I then said, cashally have
Speaker 2: that cop if you want. I could probably get another one.
Speaker 2: Didn't think he'd actually take my book. He goes, could
Speaker 2: I thank you? He walked out with my book. I
Speaker 2: didn't think he's actually say, Elvis Costello has got my
Speaker 2: Bob Dinner book.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, you were a greedy boy too, asking for him
Speaker 3: to sign four records one boy the end.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the lines. Then we're looking
Speaker 2: for phrases that pays today, we're looking for song lyrics
Speaker 2: from you totally good morning, good morning, the morning. Sounds
Speaker 2: like you're walking there getting ready this morning. You're busy.
Speaker 2: You've got a lot going on, Tony. What's your song
Speaker 2: lyric for our Wheel of Hamish?
Speaker 4: All I want to do is make love to you
Speaker 4: from heart?
Speaker 2: Great song line, that's a great one. How the hell
Speaker 2: does he get that in tonight? I mean, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: That would be him leaving that job if we made
Speaker 2: do that one away. He can reader that in somehow suddenly.
Speaker 3: All right, Tony, it's going on the wheel.
Speaker 2: Okay, Bill, here you go. Bill, I'm good, Happy Friday,
Speaker 2: and welcome to the show. What's the song line?
Speaker 4: A push it startled Pepper?
Speaker 2: Oh, well, push it, push it real good?
Speaker 6: Yes, one.
Speaker 2: So I guess if there was a breakdown in play
Speaker 2: or with the ball, you could go come on essend
Speaker 2: and push it, push it.
Speaker 6: Real good, exactly like the song though.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Yeah, okay, Bill, thank you very much for that.
Speaker 2: Have you got anymore? Nine four one four one O
Speaker 2: four three We've got one more? Hey, welcome back to
Speaker 2: the show. DJ Steve Strange. How are you mate? You
Speaker 2: got the boss back then? Yes?
Speaker 6: I really wish you would have kept it.
Speaker 2: No, I can't. It was valued at about five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: That is yours.
Speaker 6: I've realized it's a secondhand record. Now we've played it
Speaker 6: thousands of listeners who for proof.
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't take that from you. I hope you well, mate. Anyway,
Speaker 2: nice to hear from you. What listen to all the songs?
Speaker 2: You know, what's the lyric you want to donate to
Speaker 2: our willl.
Speaker 8: Do you have to let it linger?
Speaker 2: Oh? Cranberries? Yeah? Do you have to let it linger? Yeah?
Speaker 2: How's he going to get that one in? All right, Steve,
Speaker 2: have a good weekend.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Allie.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Oh no, not you again, Niko na in whereby what
Speaker 2: of that one of that bands? The tracks you never
Speaker 2: hear enough on the radio. You're right, Actually that is
Speaker 2: a great one, Nicola. That's the kind of songs we
Speaker 2: want on a Friday. There a few of those surprises.
Speaker 2: Six p forty two, So you can take this early
Speaker 2: morning game off. All right, Okay, it's been tough this
Speaker 2: week for you stealing other radio stations ideas. It is exhausting,
Speaker 2: you know, listen to all those podcasts, some shows around
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 3: I tell you the games are from a distance look similar,
Speaker 3: but when you actually look at them up close, you're like, well,
Speaker 3: this is very two, very distinct and different games.
Speaker 2: So as songs with a connection and your version is different,
Speaker 2: it's songs with a connection.
Speaker 3: No, everybody else's is current a common theme between songs.
Speaker 3: Mine is a common word. See.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so different. I'm glad you cleared that up. Anyway,
Speaker 2: this is how this game works.
Speaker 3: I'm a movie, I'm a movie. I'm the Navy.
Speaker 2: I'm a movie too? What movie? Never?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: All right, you love movies like us, So this is
Speaker 2: your chance on a Friday to stump the show. We
Speaker 2: got ten seconds. You call up, you jump on air,
Speaker 2: you give us a cryptic clue in one line to
Speaker 2: a movie. We got ten seconds me, Jack and Pats
Speaker 2: to guess what the movie is. If we don't get
Speaker 2: it in ten seconds, you win a prize. So, for example,
Speaker 2: if I was calling in and I went big, Ape
Speaker 2: goes Crazy, King Kong Bae, All right, what's this movie?
Speaker 2: How my mom fancies me?
Speaker 3: Oh my mom chances me? Oh Batch in the future.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. All right. Doesn't have to be
Speaker 2: a clue to the title, just the story of the
Speaker 2: Movie's as simple as that only in one line, though,
Speaker 2: try and stump the show. You get ten seconds. If
Speaker 2: you beat the show, I'll give you a prize. We'll
Speaker 2: go to lines next nine, four, one four, one oh
Speaker 2: four three.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: I'm a movie the movie in.
Speaker 2: The movie flor movie too?
Speaker 3: What movie?
Speaker 2: All right, Friday Morning game, this is gonna be. We're
Speaker 2: gonna do sory Friday with you. As you trying to
Speaker 2: stump us, We'll give you ten seconds. You come on,
Speaker 2: are describe a movie in one line? Cryptic clue to
Speaker 2: what happens in the movie in one line? We get
Speaker 2: ten seconds. Me Jack and Parts to try and guess
Speaker 2: what it is. If we don't, let's week tickets to
Speaker 2: go and see the big new tom Cruise Mission Impossible
Speaker 2: six out next week, August the second. Let's get Rodney on.
Speaker 2: It's the first one to ever play. Good morning Rodney, Yeah,
Speaker 2: good morning guys. What a voice those pipes? Why aren't
Speaker 2: you on the radio.
Speaker 8: Oh don't know, you got a job.
Speaker 3: What do you use Rodney for something?
Speaker 2: Rodney? What do you do for a living?
Speaker 8: Finance?
Speaker 2: Do you know whatever? Whatever kind of loan you're offering.
Speaker 2: If I heard a voice like that, I would just
Speaker 2: sign up on it, whatever the teas and seeds or
Speaker 2: the interest rates. You know, if Rodney says you should
Speaker 2: be voicing the adverts for whoever you work.
Speaker 8: For, no, no, no things, I'll do you a deal though.
Speaker 2: Okay. One of Rodney's deals. Okay, Rodney, we're all is
Speaker 2: what's your movie clue? If you go? Good luck?
Speaker 8: All right? A freak cyclone hits Los Angeles causing water spouts.
Speaker 2: Oh, go straight in with a tough one ten seconds
Speaker 2: of start causing water sprouts. That's the bit that's got me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'll go. I'll take a guess and
Speaker 3: go Twister, though I don't think it's Twister.
Speaker 2: No, what is it?
Speaker 8: Sharknado? Oh, be a great film for your movie night.
Speaker 2: Actually, Sharknader would be. Yeah. Okay, listen, we'll give you
Speaker 2: a pair of my six tickets where I'm Rodney.
Speaker 8: Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: Have a nice wee can't counting, Hi and I mate off.
Speaker 2: You go, what's the what's your clue?
Speaker 6: Coach?
Speaker 3: Hangar rage, Air.
Speaker 2: Hang a coat, hangar Raige.
Speaker 7: That's a classic movie, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Might be What do you think of that?
Speaker 9: I'm thinking, you know that, what's that classic movie? Where's
Speaker 9: no wire hangers?
Speaker 1: What? What?
Speaker 2: What? What? What movie? Are no? What is it counting?
Speaker 2: What is it? What's the movie? What is it?
Speaker 3: Are we going past ten seconds? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Mummy Dearest?
Speaker 3: That's never heard of it.
Speaker 7: Oh no, it's a classic.
Speaker 6: I don't know why it is classic.
Speaker 4: It's one one award no wire hangers?
Speaker 3: What genre movie is Mummy Dearest?
Speaker 4: Mummy Dearest is the story of Joan Crawford.
Speaker 2: Oh right, I'm not seeing it.
Speaker 4: It's like it's fantastic and all the film, but it's fantastic.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, you want your tickets. Well done, let's go
Speaker 2: with Scott. Good morning, Scotty, Good morning there, Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. What's your clue?
Speaker 6: If you go, Leslie coppying?
Speaker 3: Lots of laughs, Leslie hopping, lots of lass?
Speaker 7: Is it naked gun?
Speaker 3: That's what I?
Speaker 2: Oh? Wow, jump.
Speaker 3: As well?
Speaker 2: Get come on. That's a great I can give you
Speaker 2: a pair of tickets anyway, Scott, because that is a
Speaker 2: really weirdly smart clue. It's the first time I played
Speaker 2: this game. These are really good. Well, don't Scott have
Speaker 2: a nice weekend. One final one, Matt, good luck, Hello, Matt,
Speaker 2: off you go. What's your clue?
Speaker 4: Streets clothes, Pizza boys find another way home.
Speaker 3: Streets closed. Peza boy find another way home. Pizza boy
Speaker 3: find another one.
Speaker 2: He knows it's counted down in ten seconds. Streets clothes,
Speaker 2: Pizza boy finder another way home.
Speaker 7: It's got me stumped.
Speaker 2: I don't know what is it?
Speaker 6: Yep, faster Oh.
Speaker 3: Okay, never would have got that. I can't imagine a
Speaker 3: pizza boy in Fast and the Furious.
Speaker 2: To be the next movie. That's what it's about. Domino's driver. Matt. Well,
Speaker 2: don't you one? You mentioned a possile six tickets? Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you, all right, well played everyone. We'll bring it
Speaker 2: back next Friday.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Gold one four point three.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Melbourne. It is seven minutes past six, and no,
Speaker 2: the other way round is seven minutes past seven Friday morning.
Speaker 2: I've been on too much cough medicine, the Patsies game,
Speaker 2: and I don't know what it was. Some kind of
Speaker 2: under the counter jobby in a just a glass bottle,
Speaker 2: no label on the front. Okay, So every Friday on
Speaker 2: the show, we'll let you pick all the music. Hamis
Speaker 2: mcgolan coming up in thirty minutes time with a brand
Speaker 2: new phrase that pays. Justine, you get the honors to
Speaker 2: kick off this hour. Good morning, good morning, Christian high
Speaker 2: pretty good and what can I play for you this morning? Mate?
Speaker 4: I would love to hear Iris by the googlesoles please.
Speaker 2: And why have you gone for this song?
Speaker 3: Oh? It's a beautiful song and it just reminds me
Speaker 3: of my feelings for my husband.
Speaker 4: It's a beautiful love fung.
Speaker 2: You're getting me. He's setting me off. You're setting me
Speaker 2: off what you're doing? Really, No, it's nothing. There's nothing
Speaker 2: wrong with having a big heart. That's fantastic. How many
Speaker 2: years you've been married? Fifteen? Ah, fantastic. Well, congratulations and
Speaker 2: enjoy your song together, have a lovely weekend and thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So he is back. Hamish McLaughlin the feature he hates.
Speaker 2: We love the phrase that pays. It's a wheel of
Speaker 2: them this morning. We'll have random song lyrics donated by you.
Speaker 2: We're going to spin it. When Hamish is on at
Speaker 2: about seven forty five, it will land on a random song.
Speaker 2: Lyric could be anything. It could be are we human?
Speaker 2: Are we dancer? Someone says texted that kill us human?
Speaker 2: It could be anything, and then Hamish has to get
Speaker 2: it on live TV tonight. That is the deal. It's
Speaker 2: the phrase that pays. It's a must win situation for him.
Speaker 2: On the fourth outing after the botched effort last week
Speaker 2: with a very easy one Gandal speard really easy to
Speaker 2: get that into live TV. So Hamish back in half
Speaker 2: an hour's time find a Friday just after eight, And
Speaker 2: yesterday we had a chat on the show, kind of
Speaker 2: came out of nowhere with Jack asking Pats about lady business.
Speaker 3: Well, I got in a bit of a sex education
Speaker 3: yesterday on the show.
Speaker 2: Which is great at thirty.
Speaker 3: Well, I know, I know, I've learned it in high
Speaker 3: school and actually feel in theory or like looking back
Speaker 3: on it, I know it sounds stupid that I didn't
Speaker 3: know that you have a finite amount of eggs for
Speaker 3: a woman, and even as I say it now so
Speaker 3: it sounds obvious, But yesterday I didn't know that. I
Speaker 3: thought you made a new egg every month. But we
Speaker 3: were chatting during the songs and we had. We came
Speaker 3: back from a song just before I got to hear
Speaker 3: the end of the story. But you said you didn't
Speaker 3: get a vasectomy, and you had a reason why you didn't.
Speaker 2: Get you you spoke to Chris about you're gonna have an.
Speaker 7: A visect to me the snip, no, not really.
Speaker 2: See about two years ago I fought the successfull him.
Speaker 2: My wife was king for me to get one right,
Speaker 2: and so much so that one day I opened up
Speaker 2: something in the post, like a big brochure addressed to me,
Speaker 2: and I think I haven't order anything, it must be spam.
Speaker 2: Open up and there's a brochure about for a vasectomy.
Speaker 2: Cleic on the front of it. To sell it to
Speaker 2: me was a gray haired old dude with his leg
Speaker 2: up on the front of a yacht. He's got to
Speaker 2: do with the said, say to me, that's the future
Speaker 2: that awaits me. Are you? I've been able to put
Speaker 2: my leg up on the front of it and just
Speaker 2: look out to the sea. I think I'm not being
Speaker 2: gone by this, and I was, genuinely. We had an
Speaker 2: argument for a couple of months about this, and I
Speaker 2: was I can say this now, I was actually worried,
Speaker 2: right that would have an effect on me, like maybe
Speaker 2: less testosterone, and that it would make me less be wrong,
Speaker 2: there's annoying so much that it was more. But I
Speaker 2: was worried that it would make me. My genuine theory
Speaker 2: was I was worried and this is going stupid, okay,
Speaker 2: but this is where my head was up because of
Speaker 2: what I do for a living. I was worried it
Speaker 2: would have an impact on me, my essence. I was
Speaker 2: worried it would make me less funny, Pats, I mean
Speaker 2: you laugh at that. This was the argument, right. So
Speaker 2: on in one day we're round at some friend's house
Speaker 2: and we're talking about Sarah starts bringing up asking the
Speaker 2: guys if you had the snip, and one of them,
Speaker 2: thank god this guy did this. He goes, oh, no,
Speaker 2: should never get that done. Thank you, right, And this
Speaker 2: guy is a very smart, successful man. He works for
Speaker 2: a big law firm in the UK, and he went no,
Speaker 2: one the partners did this. And he has never been
Speaker 2: the same since it happened two years ago. We all
Speaker 2: talk about it. His earnings are way downs, he's winning
Speaker 2: less cases. And I'm telling you now it was after
Speaker 2: he had to snap. And then Sarah goes, oh, got
Speaker 2: it done, Chris, you can't have it done. I said
Speaker 2: we could be homeless within two months. A wee getting
Speaker 2: this time.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of it.
Speaker 2: Ratings, Plumber, everything and the boss all going in listen,
Speaker 2: what did he On the fifth of May we had
Speaker 2: the for sex. Well, since then the show'smen in the gutter.
Speaker 3: The accounts are furious again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet there's people listening right now. They've had
Speaker 2: the operation and maybe it altered them in some way.
Speaker 2: I've got no science to back this up, but I've
Speaker 2: just got a feeling that I think it alters people.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what the our Vett said would happen to
Speaker 3: our dog at six months when she got sex, that
Speaker 3: her personality would change. I've never heard it for a
Speaker 3: human though.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, we're all animals, aren't we. I remember
Speaker 2: taking years ago my old dog who passed away, bless him,
Speaker 2: Lord Digby. Three years ago. I remember taking him one day.
Speaker 2: He thought, this is great, We're going for a walk.
Speaker 2: It was the worst walk he ever went on. He
Speaker 2: got his he had snip. I remember then picking her
Speaker 2: up and driving him back and he could barely look
Speaker 2: me in the eyelight. What do does that to another dude.
Speaker 2: I mean, who does that? Just takes a friend, you know,
Speaker 2: it's just a man's best friend, and you get someone
Speaker 2: to do that to me and then stick this cone
Speaker 2: in my head. This is the worst day trip ever. Anyway,
Speaker 2: one of those warning who's had of a set to me?
Speaker 2: Can you back up my theory or say, look, it's
Speaker 2: had no difference whatsoever other than the obvious physical.
Speaker 3: Yeah, has a change of personality and especially if you
Speaker 3: got less funny after it. If you walk in here
Speaker 3: one day, Pats will look out for it and he's
Speaker 3: not yourself what happened and making cracking jokes will go ah.
Speaker 2: Snip And then if I go, hey, guys, I've just
Speaker 2: got a yacht as well, give us got nine one
Speaker 2: four one four three. Shaney Milbart wants to hear this.
Speaker 2: He sticks it on every single Friday when he leaves
Speaker 2: work to drive home. It is his Friday song. It
Speaker 2: is now ours writ it song, The Clash Rot, the
Speaker 2: Kaswar and God Won a four point three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: If you just tuned in, how the hell do I
Speaker 2: recap what we're doing here? I'm actually asking you. Have
Speaker 2: you had of a sex to me? Has it changed you?
Speaker 2: Has it made you less funny? Because that was my
Speaker 2: fear a couple years ago when my wife is trying
Speaker 2: to make me have this done. All right, let's go
Speaker 2: to all let's take some more calls on this, and
Speaker 2: people have had it done. Brendan, Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, buddy, So you've had to snip?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had done eleven twelve months ago.
Speaker 2: Yep. And how have you found things since?
Speaker 6: It hasn't changed me at all except I've got a
Speaker 6: stranger to buy.
Speaker 3: Are you still funny? Brendan?
Speaker 2: He's made us love so yeah, you're right, it's worked
Speaker 2: out fine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I haven't lost me humor.
Speaker 2: And my wife.
Speaker 6: My wife still complains the same as she did before.
Speaker 2: So and so any other side effects or no?
Speaker 6: Nothing? All working well?
Speaker 2: And tell me this then, without going to the kind
Speaker 2: of detail that might put people off. This morning, early
Speaker 2: in the morning, might be having a sausage or something.
Speaker 2: Right now, in terms of the actual procedure itself, is
Speaker 2: it quick painless? You walk in, stagger out whatever it
Speaker 2: is or carried out?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, walk in I to get knocked out, so I
Speaker 6: don't really remember that.
Speaker 2: In other ways, it's knocked out that some big heavyweight
Speaker 2: boxer came out, boosh, Anthony Joshua came out. Put you
Speaker 2: to sleep.
Speaker 6: Well, it's an option. You can have it done under
Speaker 6: local or get put under general. So and I didn't
Speaker 6: really want to sit in the chair and have it done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's strange because it's just a little minor procedure,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 6: Yeah it is, but yeah, nah, I couldn't imagine that.
Speaker 2: No, it is.
Speaker 3: Sorry, is it a bed or a chair? I'm always
Speaker 3: imagined like you'd lie down in a bed or are
Speaker 3: you in a chair and in like stirrups?
Speaker 6: Oh well, I presume you lie in the bed.
Speaker 2: I didn't have I think, actually check, you're right. I
Speaker 2: think you're in stirrups to get access easily to let's
Speaker 2: just say the undercarriage. You know, if it was a plane,
Speaker 2: you've got to get up on wheels or so maybe
Speaker 2: some thing that they carriage. So they they jackie up,
Speaker 2: they jack you up in the air and walk underneath there.
Speaker 2: And so they use a soldering iron something like that.
Speaker 2: All right, there's a guy with a welders mass going
Speaker 2: under your under the undercarriage. Have we got here mort yes? More,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show. Have you had of a second?
Speaker 6: Yes, I have a long time ago.
Speaker 2: Yep. And how have you found life since the snip? Oh?
Speaker 2: Much better? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, more spontaneity.
Speaker 2: Was going to say, then with the old beginning of
Speaker 2: the spot, I thought that was meant to be the
Speaker 2: other effect.
Speaker 5: Nothing at all, nothing at all, as far as like
Speaker 5: I didn't get knocked out.
Speaker 4: And they use a little laser?
Speaker 2: Is that what they do next? Listen? You know what
Speaker 2: us guys are like, Oh, this.
Speaker 6: Is thirty This is like A said, this is a
Speaker 6: while ago.
Speaker 8: I don't know what they're doing now.
Speaker 2: But don't ever use the phrase little laser. You know
Speaker 2: us guys you want to buy. It's a massive one.
Speaker 2: It's like that Hubbub telescope they've got, you know, was
Speaker 2: a huge one. Eighteen guys had to wheel it in.
Speaker 2: It's more like a cannon. The more I think about it,
Speaker 2: when you know, when you say more, you know when
Speaker 2: you say it was thirty years ago, so obviously technology.
Speaker 2: Then when you say laser, it fields like that one
Speaker 2: that in the Bond movies. You know, where Sean Connery's
Speaker 2: there and they had that and Sean conne goes, you
Speaker 2: expect me to talk, and he goes, no, I expect
Speaker 2: you to die, mister bond that laser. That's what they did.
Speaker 2: More these one with more. That's a great call. Thanks
Speaker 2: to making this laugh this morning. Have a lovely weekend
Speaker 2: you too. One last one from Mike. Good morning, Mike,
Speaker 2: Good morning. Now on whoa if you just had a
Speaker 2: one this week?
Speaker 4: Yes, I have on a Monday.
Speaker 6: So I was slightly concerned about your comments that I'm
Speaker 6: going to change.
Speaker 2: I haven't ready helped the for sexti industry with it
Speaker 2: might make you less funny.
Speaker 6: This mean Christian and I'm going to start going to
Speaker 6: fourteen year old birthday parties and ordering oysters.
Speaker 2: Mike's funny as well. I was wrong, everyone, I was wrong.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Oh's good in the world. When you're playing horder Notes,
Speaker 2: you listen to Hordery Notes, Rich Girl on God one
Speaker 2: of four point three. It's a Christian O'Connell breakfast show
Speaker 2: that's actually picked by Linda who wanted to hear this
Speaker 2: morning a bit of holder Notes for you, Christian on
Speaker 2: a Friday. That is really kind of you to pick
Speaker 2: that for me. It has cheered me up. However, there
Speaker 2: is some sad recent breaking news about holder Notes and
Speaker 2: this show. Some of you have been listening to the
Speaker 2: last couple of weeks, you may have picked out the
Speaker 2: fact that I'm a massive Holder Notes fan, and this week,
Speaker 2: sadly Holder Notes were involved in a very bad piece
Speaker 2: of radio comedy from Jack. Jack came into work on
Speaker 2: the show that we were doing the midweek Mixtape and
Speaker 2: we were going to do an hour of music picked
Speaker 2: by you along the theme of sound effects in songs Jack,
Speaker 2: before the go show goes, I know you've got a
Speaker 2: load of like the thriller Door Opening. I know you've
Speaker 2: got those ready to given examples. I've got a funny
Speaker 2: one for you. Don't listen to an off air, hear
Speaker 2: it on air, but it's a funny one. Use it
Speaker 2: whenever you want on the show if you want some comedy.
Speaker 2: Every ten minutes, he kept leaning over when we say
Speaker 2: I think we'll try this next to go, I don't
Speaker 2: forget you got that funny thing that I've got for you.
Speaker 2: Ten to nine, I finally released what I thought was
Speaker 2: going to be funny, turns out Trade Subscriptions Act. There
Speaker 2: was nothing amusing about it. Do you want to set
Speaker 2: up again here?
Speaker 3: Well, we were playing.
Speaker 2: No, you don't need that, just don't do it. I've
Speaker 2: done all that. Just come straight into the setup with
Speaker 2: the gang.
Speaker 3: So I would go, hey, Christian, I know you like
Speaker 3: haull of No, it's a surprise you haven't picked rich
Speaker 3: girl yet because that rich girl has a sound effect
Speaker 3: in it, don't you remember's listen.
Speaker 2: Any Pats was laughing, Well, don't do that, all right,
Speaker 2: So that bad piece of business. For some reason, our
Speaker 2: social media team here Sophie and Tom, thought it was
Speaker 2: a good idea to send that to Hauler notes their
Speaker 2: official social media accounts on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. And
Speaker 2: then they've replied their official Twitter feed with the blue tick. Nice.
Speaker 2: That's what I said. I don't want their contacts with
Speaker 2: my love for them. They now think that that's they're
Speaker 2: gonna sit coming the Christian and Conor Breakford show. Think
Speaker 2: I'm the kind of jerk you get on a breakfast
Speaker 2: show right that does fart sound effects. I'm not that's you.
Speaker 2: And they're now aware of it. The only thing they
Speaker 2: know about the show is that clip with a comedy
Speaker 2: far in the middle of it.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 3: You've interviewed a lot of bands and artists never done
Speaker 3: Darryl and or Oates. Is this your first interaction it's
Speaker 3: your favorite band?
Speaker 2: Yes, and now you've ruined my whole relationship with them.
Speaker 2: They're never going to do anything for the show. They're
Speaker 2: going to go, oh, Connell, I'm not the guy with
Speaker 2: the comedy sound effects. They like it.
Speaker 3: They said nice No, no, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, that can be. That can be. It's all
Speaker 2: about intonation. That could be nice.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but then you would put an emoji and
Speaker 3: rolling eyes emoji on.
Speaker 2: Darryl and Or Hoast would not know that. They don't
Speaker 2: do emoja.
Speaker 1: They from the Soul The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: It's time for the phrase that pays. Hams McLaughlin comes
Speaker 2: on the show. I give him a phrase that pays.
Speaker 2: He says it live on TV. That's the channel. He
Speaker 2: has to work it in somehow on live TV last Friday,
Speaker 2: the phrase that pays Gandalf's beard. He had to do
Speaker 2: two attempts. First, one complete balls up.
Speaker 10: Here we go play it again, Nick Boston, he's served
Speaker 10: his week and he's playing good footy, decent, sort of
Speaker 10: a viednock. Randolf speared from the movies, Jack, but he's
Speaker 10: certainly growing it out.
Speaker 2: That's good from movies, and.
Speaker 3: Randolph speared from pause movies, so.
Speaker 2: Obviously he's got a lot he's got to. He's a
Speaker 2: professional custer, he's on the finest in this Country's a
Speaker 2: brilliant sports commentator and talker, you know, and a writer
Speaker 2: as well. But he knows a challenge. So he goes
Speaker 2: for a second time. What time of the show is this, Jack,
Speaker 2: What did you reckon? But for midnight?
Speaker 3: Just if it's in before midnight, I would be surprised.
Speaker 3: It feels like a more of a one am thing.
Speaker 3: The players are leaving walking home, They've had their shower,
Speaker 3: their post match meeting and everything.
Speaker 11: Nick Boston just heading home.
Speaker 10: Man, it's looking like he's trying to match a Gandalf's
Speaker 10: beard from Lord of the Rings, playing unbelievable for in a.
Speaker 3: Good football team.
Speaker 2: Chick again. The deal is, you can't mention anything off
Speaker 2: the back of it. It needs to be out of context.
Speaker 2: So today I'll try to engineer a game that hopefully
Speaker 2: will give him a chance for a win. Finally, in
Speaker 2: this ridiculous game, And we've got a wheel of and
Speaker 2: it's song lyrics, A line from a song that you've
Speaker 2: been donating to our wheel of are about to spin it?
Speaker 2: A couple of examples.
Speaker 3: Jack some more coming through on the text from Jody
Speaker 3: when a problem comes along, you must whip it. From Alex,
Speaker 3: how can you have any pudding if you don't eat
Speaker 3: your meat?
Speaker 2: Nice Pink Floyd reference.
Speaker 3: And I love this one from Luke the Bare Naked
Speaker 3: Ladies song Chicken did China the Chinese Chick?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Chicken to China the Chinese Chicken. Oh? Okay,
Speaker 2: spin the wheel, I mean actually spin spin the wheel? Yeah,
Speaker 2: go all right, this is a real wheel.
Speaker 3: Spin.
Speaker 2: There are twenty our suggestions from you what Lina, Lina line. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's right in the middle. The real will decide.
Speaker 3: Lina Liner.
Speaker 2: Oh the system. He's put the boaster nose in between.
Speaker 3: The number I tell you is collect didn't make the wheel?
Speaker 3: Probably who let the dogs out?
Speaker 2: That was fine, we can't have one of ours. Come
Speaker 2: on spin again? No, no, no, we can't have one
Speaker 2: of ours. Was that too easy. You could come off
Speaker 2: the back of a bulldog's reference.
Speaker 3: Oh it was Alex's one. How can you have any
Speaker 3: pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Speaker 2: Well, the will has decided. We're telling Hamish to great news.
Speaker 1: Next the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Is time to get Hamish mcglauklin back on the show.
Speaker 2: Good Morning, Hamish, Christian Jacko morning, how are you? We
Speaker 2: are always the better for catching up with you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is one of my least favorite parts of
Speaker 10: the week where I get bled to say something that's
Speaker 10: ridiculous jack O. And that jail chat yesterday went, well,
Speaker 10: did you decide what you wanted to take into jail?
Speaker 3: I was the one who told Christian that you don't
Speaker 3: get to pack a pack a box of things that
Speaker 3: you love to take in with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just wanted to understand that.
Speaker 10: But as I was driving around, I was thinking, what
Speaker 10: actually would you like to take? And I wife and
Speaker 10: I were driving around yesterday. I said I'd take you.
Speaker 10: She said, well, I don't want to go, and then okay,
Speaker 10: you sort of default to the next level and one
Speaker 10: of those you know, those things you can give yourself
Speaker 10: a head message with. Yes, yeah, I mean got a
Speaker 10: lot of ours just to sort of sit there and message.
Speaker 3: And then you could swap it for cigarettes and other
Speaker 3: currency in jail.
Speaker 11: Do you want to borrow my head message thing?
Speaker 2: It's a great way to use it as a bas
Speaker 2: if you want the top bunk. You say to big
Speaker 2: Barbara up there, I rub your head, you know, were
Speaker 2: to each other's and stuff like that. You've got a
Speaker 2: nice little relationship going on there. Exactly make friends in prison.
Speaker 2: You go up to a wing, you know, go to
Speaker 2: the biggest and hardest guy. Again, you look a bit tense.
Speaker 2: Would you like to borrow my head massager?
Speaker 10: The other thing I need to tell you is that
Speaker 10: the haw of Notes management team just shot med text
Speaker 10: and Jack.
Speaker 11: I've given them your mobile number.
Speaker 3: Did you like the new version of the song though?
Speaker 11: That was real sort of lowbrow stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, thank you, haymush it is. And you
Speaker 2: know this is why you come to show. You come
Speaker 2: because of me and the high brow stuff like the
Speaker 2: phraser pace exactly exactly, Oh right, are you ready for
Speaker 2: your phraser pace? Okay, all right, so we spanned the
Speaker 2: wheel earlier, and lots of different song lyrics on there,
Speaker 2: some brilliant once, but the one you're going to be
Speaker 2: going for is from this song, the Great Pink Floyd.
Speaker 2: So break it down, Jack, You're at the will, Live
Speaker 2: at the will.
Speaker 3: It was Alex who texted in and he simply wants
Speaker 3: you to say, how can you have any pudding if
Speaker 3: you don't eat your meat?
Speaker 11: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Deadly?
Speaker 3: Sadly?
Speaker 10: Another brick in the wall, Pink Floyd, Roger Waters. I
Speaker 10: think he must have been drinking heavily when he wrote that.
Speaker 10: That's got to come out in a broadcast.
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 11: So can I just can I the parameters you keep changing?
Speaker 2: So they've never changed? Can be?
Speaker 3: No body's never been any.
Speaker 2: You've got to work it any use in your expertise
Speaker 2: and skill and presh there, I say, And you can't
Speaker 2: then back reference it? Right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 10: So can I just ask you this tonight? I'm hosting pregame,
Speaker 10: halftime post game. I'm calling Sunday Dogs and port. At
Speaker 10: one point I think you said who let the dogs out?
Speaker 11: That was going to work?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 2: Too easy, dogs, too easy? Not so easy? But do
Speaker 2: you want it?
Speaker 10: During the call on Sunday or doesn't matter, just at
Speaker 10: some point tonight tomorrow's Sunday.
Speaker 2: What do we reckon?
Speaker 3: You know what I like some day of giving him
Speaker 3: Sunday is because he'll think about it all night tonight
Speaker 3: and try and get it in. He'll panic, he won't
Speaker 3: do it, and then he'll give him anxiety over the weekend.
Speaker 3: He'll have to do that.
Speaker 11: Can I just have the free I'll do it at
Speaker 11: some point. I'll do it at some point, but please.
Speaker 2: Don't force it on me.
Speaker 10: But so, just so I'm clear, if you don't eat
Speaker 10: your meat, you can't have any pudding.
Speaker 3: No, just the second half of that lyric we heard,
Speaker 3: so the second half of the lyric is, how can
Speaker 3: you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Speaker 2: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat
Speaker 2: your meat? I reckon it'll be funny, I reckon. That's
Speaker 2: the easiest one we've given you.
Speaker 3: How would you do that?
Speaker 11: How would that be easy? You've given me flying monkeys? Ooh,
Speaker 11: missus Miggins, I've made them all very clunky so far.
Speaker 11: This is easily the clunkiest.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Actually, if you do it right and
Speaker 2: you rise to the chance is that. I think this
Speaker 2: is the easiest one. You can easily use it as
Speaker 2: there's some kind of mangled metaphor and just do it
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah great.
Speaker 3: I always love hearing how Christian would work it into
Speaker 3: a post broadcast.
Speaker 2: See yeah, okay, all right, you know just say, look,
Speaker 2: you know we're heading into the final few rounds and
Speaker 2: everyone's all got their eyes on the big prize is
Speaker 2: a case of how can you have any pudding if
Speaker 2: you don't eat your meat? Exactly?
Speaker 11: That would be the thing to say into the fine offs.
Speaker 3: I would I think with you, I'd ask you what
Speaker 3: that meant.
Speaker 11: Yeah, everyone would look at me and think the poor
Speaker 11: kids drunk?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how you just.
Speaker 11: Quickly Saturday night foot Ea, demons crows now the tough
Speaker 11: road trick? While you watching it?
Speaker 2: Please? I see, well, at the moment, with what's going
Speaker 2: on back in the UK, I'd either be watching it
Speaker 2: in the front room alone with me and the dog,
Speaker 2: or I might be on a plane. So it's between
Speaker 2: those two at the moment. Why you're often to come
Speaker 2: round got heads.
Speaker 10: Bob Murphy, captain of the Dogs, has said he has
Speaker 10: a head message at the launch of his new book
Speaker 10: tomorrow leather Soul. So there's an open invite if you
Speaker 10: two would like to go. That's a pub on the
Speaker 10: north side, So that is an option for you. The
Speaker 10: other thing, just before I let you go, quick question,
Speaker 10: jim Ran Khan is said to become Pakistan's new leader
Speaker 10: prime minister. If the prime minister was going to be
Speaker 10: a former sportsman in the UK, give me a name,
Speaker 10: I mean, is it Freddie flint Off, Wayne Rooney, Paul Gascoyne,
Speaker 10: Vinnie Jones, Eddie the Eagle.
Speaker 11: Who do you think is most likely to take the
Speaker 11: reins of your country?
Speaker 2: Straightway? Two? I've met and a great guy's right. Flintoff
Speaker 2: is a legend on and off right, He's an amazing guy,
Speaker 2: very funny guy. Freddy in charge of a country would
Speaker 2: be a country you'd want to live in. Okay, it
Speaker 2: would be it would go to financial room by the
Speaker 2: end of a week. So or Eddie the Gledwards. But
Speaker 2: having met Eddie, he his glasses are so thick. If
Speaker 2: he goes anywhere near the sun, it could it could
Speaker 2: ruin the country. So I'm going to go with President
Speaker 2: elect Freddie flints Off. All right, good?
Speaker 11: I did you think either would be aware of what's
Speaker 11: happening with Brexit, or they'd just be.
Speaker 2: Sort of, well, do you know what, it's such a
Speaker 2: mess at the moment. They can only make it better
Speaker 2: to be on. So flints off to the cabinet, Flint
Speaker 2: off for number ten for me as he.
Speaker 10: Was being inducted, Freddie, how can you have any pudding
Speaker 10: if you don't eat your dinner.
Speaker 2: You've got to practice, you have got there's a stink
Speaker 2: about this already. This in good luck this weekend, buddy,
Speaker 2: I know you can do this one.
Speaker 1: Do it?
Speaker 2: Do it all right?
Speaker 1: Jeers were to go the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Everyone a student drumming to this so one of those songs.
Speaker 2: I can't drum, but I feel like I'm helping boss
Speaker 2: out with this song somehow, Lido Shuffle Francis brilliant song.
Speaker 2: Thanks for asking us to play that this morning. It
Speaker 2: is fourteen minutes past stake. I hope you last morning.
Speaker 2: Thanks for tuning in to the show. Fourteen minutes past
Speaker 2: eight on Gold one oh four point three. It is
Speaker 2: time for this.
Speaker 3: The people are real, the fines are real.
Speaker 10: Now Presiding Judge Christian O'Connell and Jackie, I've heard that.
Speaker 2: It's good. All right, it's time for fine out Friday.
Speaker 2: We pay your fines, no speeding fines.
Speaker 3: Maybe I can be the guy who brings Judge Judy
Speaker 3: the notices. You know, he's dressed in it, the warden
Speaker 3: of the court, the Bay.
Speaker 2: Bayliff or is it No, you're just like a car
Speaker 2: I think you'd be more like the janitor many cleans
Speaker 2: up after just Judy has actually done the stuff. You know,
Speaker 2: you've got to sort of come into the hoover or something.
Speaker 2: What's this over? What's his off air? Gotta be careful
Speaker 2: with that almost keyboard and has got smashed in with
Speaker 2: this cavil. So I was getting into that all right
Speaker 2: then call us now with your fines Melbourne nine four
Speaker 2: one four one O four three nine four one four
Speaker 2: one o four three. Tell us about your fine. We
Speaker 2: will hear your case in the court and decided whether
Speaker 2: we grant it, whether or not we're worthy to be
Speaker 2: paid off by us or not. No speeding fines. Do
Speaker 2: not waste your phone bill by ringing up with a
Speaker 2: speeding fine. Okay, and Lameeway's being blocked to why not
Speaker 2: Lameway has been blocked because someone told me the day
Speaker 2: what pain ass that is?
Speaker 3: What do you mean like if you park across the
Speaker 3: lame way?
Speaker 2: Well, you know you've got those those really confusing. There's
Speaker 2: about four different signs on one sign where it's not
Speaker 2: the P and it's like seven to seven oh one,
Speaker 2: then seven O two to four O nine. You know,
Speaker 2: there's about eighteen different signs out there parking in that
Speaker 2: little bit the side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, clear way, clear clear way?
Speaker 2: What call like you tell me a clear way? I
Speaker 2: see a lame way, you know, Yeah, yeah, Well that's
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 3: It's a lameway during the day and then the clearway
Speaker 3: and peak hour traffic.
Speaker 2: Why can't I just be one thing? Why would you
Speaker 2: complicate it?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I have had my car take god.
Speaker 2: Nine one four three. Give us a call, we'll take you.
Speaker 1: Finds next the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three.
Speaker 2: If you got one for us nine four one four
Speaker 2: one O four three. Court is in session.
Speaker 3: The fines are real now.
Speaker 2: Presiding Judge Christian O'Connell and Jack all Right, all rights
Speaker 2: in court now, Philip call a, Philip, good morning, Hey, yarn,
Speaker 2: pretty good, pretty good? Okay, needs you put your left
Speaker 2: hand on the speaker, left speaker and a pledge allegiance
Speaker 2: to the Britfisher and then we will hear your case
Speaker 2: if you go listener, Philip, good luck.
Speaker 5: So I was at the job site the other day
Speaker 5: and we had this guy come around a little white band,
Speaker 5: and I to start finding everyone for all the little
Speaker 5: things we're doing wrong about parking an edship at the
Speaker 5: job site, and I had nowhere else to pass within
Speaker 5: a k of the job site.
Speaker 3: You a lot of parking in the nature strip.
Speaker 6: Apparently not I do it. The job site was full.
Speaker 3: I park on the ship all the time. Do you, Philip,
Speaker 3: did you do that park where you go two wheels
Speaker 3: on the road, two wheels up on the nature strip.
Speaker 5: Or were you fully on all four wheels on the
Speaker 5: nature trip.
Speaker 2: That might be the problem, yeah, because maybe if you
Speaker 2: do the two, it's it's almost like you accept that
Speaker 2: it's not it's not the done thing. It's only half
Speaker 2: They can't you know, we're really going to fall out
Speaker 2: about half a camp. You know.
Speaker 5: He kept coming back. He turned back about four or
Speaker 5: five days in the row, just trying to get us
Speaker 5: for something.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, and he knows he's going to hit
Speaker 2: commission with you guys working there. It's easy, Pipkins, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So we gave him a tug one day as
Speaker 5: Kylie and we sort of just ignored him and then
Speaker 5: book do you.
Speaker 2: Like that one cooling out to you? He wants attention,
Speaker 2: doesn't he know? He's only.
Speaker 5: He wouldn't come on to the job site.
Speaker 6: But he's depagating.
Speaker 2: I Betty wasn't coming in with near you guys, given
Speaker 2: the sign, you might give him the sting guy and
Speaker 2: really escalate things there. Hey, listen, Philip, this sounds pretty bad,
Speaker 2: pretty unfair. What's the size of the fine? How much
Speaker 2: we're talking? Four faith? Yeah, I'm broken in new keyboard.
Speaker 2: I see you know? Okay, Philip, We play that for you, buddy, right,
Speaker 2: also play very earth. That's why man have a good weekend,
Speaker 2: Marking Judge, Hey, morning, Mark, what's your what's your fine?
Speaker 4: I gotta find from the council for a dog at large?
Speaker 4: It was it was actually my parents' dog. We were
Speaker 4: looking after it and we're building our garage out of
Speaker 4: the back and the skyped out the one night and yeah,
Speaker 4: apparently the council. You know, we looked around for it,
Speaker 4: couldn't find it. A few eye light of the council
Speaker 4: ring us up and said they had it, and yeah,
Speaker 4: then we took it back and then we got to
Speaker 4: find for two hundred and twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: Wow, this is incredible. Right, obviously I've got dog, got
Speaker 2: the permit. And what I like about this, what I'm
Speaker 2: surprised about. You're looking after mum and dad stork. This
Speaker 2: obviously their beloved dog. They love this dog, right, they
Speaker 2: do the thing, jumps, it escapes, It's like Steve McQueen
Speaker 2: in The Great Escape. It escapes, is going over right,
Speaker 2: But then a couple of days go by, You're okay
Speaker 2: with mom and Dad's dog just being out at large
Speaker 2: on the run. Somewhere on my.
Speaker 4: Maze that have got so far? It was or three
Speaker 4: guys away.
Speaker 2: It was on the tram. Got a little dog, mikey card.
Speaker 4: They picked it up in the middle of ancient so
Speaker 4: yeah it was. And it was only a minuture, little
Speaker 4: miniature Pomeranian. So yeah, I'm surprised I.
Speaker 2: Got that's a tiny little dog. Then it must have
Speaker 2: been exhausted.
Speaker 4: It's just it's like a little wet rat.
Speaker 3: Have you started making the missing posters yet?
Speaker 4: Now, I hadn't. I've don't run the straight sort of
Speaker 4: looking for it because I thought I wouldn't have got
Speaker 4: that far.
Speaker 2: But I've often thought, well, those dog missing posters, right,
Speaker 2: I always have a little look because I've got a
Speaker 2: dog and I'm walking the park. But I always think
Speaker 2: that actually they need two posters right, one up top
Speaker 2: I level for humans and one down below at dog level,
Speaker 2: so my dog can have a looking and go. I
Speaker 2: saw him the other day. It's just on the corner.
Speaker 2: I can eat you that. I know where he is.
Speaker 2: You know that's Dave. That's Dave. He's a good guy. Okay,
Speaker 2: he's going through some stuff at the moment, or some stuff,
Speaker 2: all right, Mark, Yes, we'll pay you a fine, okay,
Speaker 2: two hundred and twenty from Mark pay Jen. Good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Jen. Let's see Okay, So what's going on,
Speaker 2: Judge Christian O'Connell. You are amazing. It's a flattery always
Speaker 2: goes down well in courts. Jen, what's the fine?
Speaker 6: Well, actually it's a bit of a reverse.
Speaker 4: It's a bit of a council morning. But I want
Speaker 4: to find the council.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, this is an interesting case. Can you can
Speaker 2: you do this? So how how are you going about this? What?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 2: What do you want to find them for?
Speaker 11: Well, i'd drive a cute little mini.
Speaker 4: You're not good in the mini, thank you.
Speaker 2: It's British, it is, yeah, classic British design, been run
Speaker 2: for years. You think Michael Caine in the Italian Job
Speaker 2: as well with the cars, were the star of the movie. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Well, anyway, there's a huge hole in the road.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and my little tire has gone in and blown
Speaker 2: up and this is stranded.
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: This is a nightmare now, these potholes. I mean this
Speaker 2: obviously really dangerous. But yeah, Knacker's in your car. Yep.
Speaker 2: So you're and so you're finding the council for the
Speaker 2: whole yeah, yeah, you know we should do is why
Speaker 2: don't you Why don't we pay for some cement and
Speaker 2: then we're going fill in this whole for you so
Speaker 2: it's not there. You're doing the whole street of service.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've actually I've mixed out. I know the right ratio
Speaker 3: is for water cement. Now I've done something at my house.
Speaker 2: Rank you hope I hope building sits all around Melbourne
Speaker 2: are listening in right now? Yah?
Speaker 8: Can we can recycle our glass and put the crash
Speaker 8: glass into cemi?
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, I don't think crushed glass is what you
Speaker 2: put in, but things that tires are going to go over,
Speaker 2: we'll get even more problems then. Yeah, don't worry, Street,
Speaker 2: I've sorted out what's in there broken glass. Well, listen, Jan,
Speaker 2: what do you need from us? How can we support
Speaker 2: your case?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 8: Well, supporting my case would financial support would be wonderful.
Speaker 2: For some more rubber on my tire.
Speaker 6: So I can actually get around to actually get.
Speaker 2: This case happening, right, Okay, So how much for a
Speaker 2: mini tire these days?
Speaker 8: A mini tires?
Speaker 3: About two hundred bucks?
Speaker 2: She having us on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you can get one change over fully
Speaker 3: plus the service for one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 2: How'd you Where did you come up with that number?
Speaker 2: First of all, you know the ratio for concrete suddenly
Speaker 2: now one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 3: One fifty halfway now one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 2: Hundred and fifties and a half way you go two
Speaker 2: hundred all right, Jan?
Speaker 3: One hundred and twenty for the changeover of the tire
Speaker 3: and eight dollars for the bag of concrete. The water
Speaker 3: has to be supplied by you.
Speaker 2: Let's round it up. I tell you what, I will
Speaker 2: trust you. Let's do one hundred and fifty O.
Speaker 6: K okay for Darling.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three coming up in five minutes time Jack sings the
Speaker 2: week well format just sing email here about the shows
Speaker 2: this week? Still love. An email from Jimmy, one of
Speaker 2: our podcast listeners, catch up with yesterday's show. Christian. Sorry
Speaker 2: to hear about your news about your mother in law.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of you all, feel for your buddy. And
Speaker 2: I was just on the show yesterday and you're looking
Speaker 2: for someone to do you a very very big favor
Speaker 2: and bring your kids back from London to Melbourne. Now, Sandy,
Speaker 2: I can't help you out, but I've been having a
Speaker 2: good think about this. What you need? You need someone
Speaker 2: who has met your kids. Yeah, I do need that.
Speaker 2: Someone who has done this sort of thing before, gone
Speaker 2: over to London very quickly and then not spend that
Speaker 2: much time there and come back. Somebody who is always
Speaker 2: tired and could do with a very long sleep. Someone
Speaker 2: who is workshy and will do anything for a skyvof
Speaker 2: for a few days, someone whose wife is also away,
Speaker 2: and is it a bit of a loose end, which
Speaker 2: leads me to one person, Jack, You could also have
Speaker 2: plenty of time to think about a half decent early
Speaker 2: morning game on the flight that comes from Jimmy over
Speaker 2: in Scotland and Edinburgh. Great email. Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for that, Jimmy. I mean that's I'm not saying it's
Speaker 2: Jimmy said this.
Speaker 3: I mean I would never leave the show and.
Speaker 2: Any day you're constantly saying to me, how about we
Speaker 2: finish early? Why do we still have to go till
Speaker 2: ten am.
Speaker 3: I just wouldn't miss the whole thing.
Speaker 7: You could do it from the plane. We'll hook you up.
Speaker 7: We can do an obey from the plane.
Speaker 2: It's pretty clear he doesn't want to help.
Speaker 3: It's a simple no from me. Yeah, okay, it's a
Speaker 3: simple no, thank you, No, thank you.
Speaker 2: Cool. So probably not going to be here Monday or
Speaker 2: Tuesday because I have probably would have to go and
Speaker 2: do this. No, come on, well, I cost leave my kids.
Speaker 2: This is how it works.
Speaker 7: That's what happens when you've got chid.
Speaker 3: What about that guy caught up yesterday, he's going to
Speaker 3: drink fifty beers on the way over.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, no, bye bye. Kids will be absolutely
Speaker 2: fine with that. Yeah. Coming up next, then I should
Speaker 2: just say thank you by the way, yesterday so many
Speaker 2: people actually emailed me offering to go and do this,
Speaker 2: people who've never met who're just started to get to
Speaker 2: know me in the show. And I'm stunned by the kindness. Seriously,
Speaker 2: over about fifteen people. There were people who've got friends
Speaker 2: who are traveling in Europe that would go to London
Speaker 2: and go and bring them over. People that were prepared
Speaker 2: to go and fly from here and bring them over.
Speaker 2: And these are people that aren't reliant on me like you,
Speaker 2: or that I gave a job to like you, or
Speaker 2: you know, nothing much supportive like you. You know, you know.
Speaker 2: Isn't that amazing that that what those people are just
Speaker 2: called kind?
Speaker 3: I guess they have more free time.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Okay, Jackson's the Week Coming up next.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: What earth is that noise? Are you picking up a
Speaker 2: signal from like it's supposed to be your guitar?
Speaker 3: It sounds like ham radio? Maybe maybe parents talking to UFOs.
Speaker 2: What is it picking up? Who we got wired up
Speaker 2: with a mic?
Speaker 3: What is.
Speaker 2: Is this going out? Is it just in our headphone?
Speaker 2: So what are you? Sorry? But can you are you
Speaker 2: hearing that strange summary noise? What's happened?
Speaker 7: I think the Russians.
Speaker 2: I've taken a little costs here at the morning, so
Speaker 2: I don't know. But all we had is we wind
Speaker 2: up on extra microphone to get into Chat's guitar. Who
Speaker 2: is this talking right now?
Speaker 3: Aliens about my guitar on the way into the studio.
Speaker 3: Maybe I've I don't know where it's coming from. I've
Speaker 3: done something to the pick up and now it's play
Speaker 3: the guitar.
Speaker 2: It's turned it off now, But what does it sound like?
Speaker 3: What if you turn off Christians mic? Maybe it's his mike.
Speaker 3: This is so straight.
Speaker 2: Our microphones are on or off, calling engineers.
Speaker 3: It's another radio session. Sometimes it's another radio station.
Speaker 1: Work.
Speaker 7: I reckon play here?
Speaker 3: Well, Brian, you're not going to make me do my
Speaker 3: song with this alien speaking in the background. If there's
Speaker 3: ever a time where it soun's.
Speaker 2: Not going to work. It's so strange. I've never heard
Speaker 2: anything like this in twenty years on radio. Just everything's
Speaker 2: been working fine for the last three hours.
Speaker 3: It sounds like when you you know what it sounds
Speaker 3: like when you slide under the water in a bathtub
Speaker 3: and try and listen. Pats, have you got anything on
Speaker 3: the side to Mike in there?
Speaker 2: It has like a TV What you got in there?
Speaker 3: I've got no idea walking there with YouTube and she's
Speaker 3: on YouTube watching UFO stories.
Speaker 2: Yes, no idea? Wow, we goodness, what Pat's been watching?
Speaker 7: I think I've been into that coff Syrup.
Speaker 2: DVDs or something. During the show that what it was?
Speaker 2: All right? We still get Jack sings the week two
Speaker 2: minutes trying to work out what was happening. Were web
Speaker 2: being hacked? Was it another road station?
Speaker 3: No, Pats, sorry to take this week off.
Speaker 2: I had to get my kiss. Thank you? All right?
Speaker 2: So this every week we get Jack to tell the
Speaker 2: story of the week according to Jack as Jack sings
Speaker 2: the week this week, who knows, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: haven't heard the song. It's an original composition.
Speaker 3: All people have to knows that we were here for
Speaker 3: Tuesday show yep. And it was the first time my
Speaker 3: dad tried to listen to us. My dad tried. My
Speaker 3: dad tried to tune in for the first time since
Speaker 3: we've been on, but we weren't here for Tuesday shows,
Speaker 3: so we couldn't here is sun. I expected to get
Speaker 3: home the next day and ask Dad, did you try again?
Speaker 3: But he said, sorry, son, I listened to sn.
Speaker 2: So this song is for my dad.
Speaker 3: These are some of the things you missed this week.
Speaker 3: Pat's paid forty dollars for two hot dogs at Sovereign
Speaker 3: Hill to cover the cost. Her husband is up there
Speaker 3: panning for gold. Still. Christian told me about it. Cheese
Speaker 3: called the bishop's stinky finger. I didn't believe if. Hi man,
Speaker 3: I've looked it up and Google hasn't heard of it either.
Speaker 2: Sticky Bishop, I've got the finger wrong.
Speaker 3: Oh daddy boy. These are some of the things you
Speaker 3: missed this week. We had a collar Josh who made
Speaker 3: a shirt out of tracksuit bottoms. We tried to give
Speaker 3: him mission impossible tickets, but he said that he did
Speaker 3: and want them. This morning we spun the wheel but
Speaker 3: wasn't made as we desired. It was to let who
Speaker 3: put it together, and Christian asked for her to be fired.
Speaker 2: I was joking. I was joking. Finished a week then, go.
Speaker 3: Oh daddy boy, These are some of the things you
Speaker 3: missed this week. There's something from Monday show and the
Speaker 3: investigation is ongoing. I'm trying to get to the bottom
Speaker 3: of why Christian doesn't like sting. Maybe it's the way
Speaker 3: he dresses it, maybe it's the way he sings, or
Speaker 3: maybe there's something deeper, and the story will keep unraveling.
Speaker 2: There's no story. You've made this up.
Speaker 3: Oh daddy boy, thanks for trying trying to tune in.
Speaker 3: Oh daddy boy, I don't know why Christian don't.
Speaker 2: Last I said, you're making up fake facts. Everyone, Well done,
Speaker 2: Jack sings the week. Well done there thanks to the
Speaker 2: remix at the beginning by Pats.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, that's awful cough. At the moment Pats has
Speaker 2: given me some moonshine that she swears his cough medicine.
Speaker 2: I've had two shots this what cough medicine turns up
Speaker 2: with a shot glass. I've down two of them. I
Speaker 2: feel a little bit whacked out, but the cough's still
Speaker 2: here all right? Then, last out of the show. You're
Speaker 2: picking all the music still between now and ten o'clock
Speaker 2: and Gold one A four point three. We've got a
Speaker 2: here he kicks off this last hour Jim, good morning,
Speaker 2: pretty good Jim. I hope you had a good week,
Speaker 2: are you well? Oh? Yeah, along all right, Jimmy. And
Speaker 2: what can we play for you? What's the Friday song
Speaker 2: for you? Mate?
Speaker 6: Top mcgrange.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is a fantastic song, Jimmy, Thanks to colling
Speaker 2: the show. Have a lovely weekend.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three Jim.
Speaker 2: A couple of weeks ago we would do and have
Speaker 2: you got a famous cousin?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right, someone rang up and his third cousin
Speaker 3: was Yeah.
Speaker 2: We do a thing called late to the party where
Speaker 2: if you're catching up with an old podcast or you
Speaker 2: want to email the show about something you heard, whenever
Speaker 2: you can still, can we bring it back? Christian sending
Speaker 2: you good vibe slash prayers to take your pick, depending
Speaker 2: on what you believe him. Thank you for keeping it
Speaker 2: wide open with regards to your mother. And ah, that's right,
Speaker 2: kind thank you a bit late to the party, but
Speaker 2: you were looking for famous relatives. My second cousin is
Speaker 2: Hollywood actor Greg Knear.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's a huge one.
Speaker 2: Good actor too, funny guy and many Once when I
Speaker 2: was on holiday in the USA, he was shooting You've
Speaker 2: Got Mail, and I got to meet Tom Hanks and
Speaker 2: Meg Ryan as well. It's actually pretty cool. Meg and
Speaker 2: Tom were cool. This comes from Benjamin Downing Bachelor of
Speaker 2: or one of these guys. He's put down his degree
Speaker 2: at the end of an email. You know, they let
Speaker 2: you let you know all the qualifications. Have you got
Speaker 2: any formal qualifications?
Speaker 3: By the way, what Yes, I have a film diploma,
Speaker 3: a diploma, yes, you know, you know I went to
Speaker 3: Film and Television schools tertiary education.
Speaker 2: You've got a diploma so it's not a degree. But
Speaker 2: you've got to play. I went to TAFE, so I
Speaker 2: don't want to fish shamed.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 2: That's that you've done really well. You must be like
Speaker 2: one of their alumni. But they're like a poster boy
Speaker 2: for you could come to TAFE and you could end up,
Speaker 2: you know, like Jack.
Speaker 3: The man who knows so much about movie.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly circus on my friend Benjamin at the Queensland
Speaker 2: University of Technology and he's got a Bachelor of Law Honors,
Speaker 2: graduate entry degree.
Speaker 3: And second cousin to Greg Kenel See.
Speaker 2: If you ever got an email for the show, we
Speaker 2: love to get them. As Christian at god one four
Speaker 2: three dot com dot au the team have mad him.
Speaker 2: As when I said to me yesterday we've been offered
Speaker 2: a whole load of cheeses, I said, great, don't bring
Speaker 2: it in until after the show. Bring it in during
Speaker 2: the show. We will lose Jack. And already the eyes
Speaker 2: have gone to the cheese. We have lost you. And
Speaker 2: it's like a dog. If you bring food for the dog,
Speaker 2: the dog that the house could be burning down, the
Speaker 2: dog's only going to see the tray of ham, Jack Dog.
Speaker 3: I promise to leave them in their packaging until ten am. Sir.
Speaker 2: It's not that it's not about you eating them. It's
Speaker 2: about you just staring at them and losing the focus,
Speaker 2: which you've actually been doing about the last ten minutes
Speaker 2: during those songs.
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Speaker 2: Now that's a request November rain Guns and Roses. I
Speaker 2: love that song. It's a big, epic song. You know,
Speaker 2: the music video over like a billion views on YouTube.
Speaker 2: You've seen the music video.
Speaker 3: I have it's got slash outside of church and he's like.
Speaker 2: The middle of nowhere, middle of nowhere as a church.
Speaker 2: And you'll still got watched the video. Please this weekend
Speaker 2: you'll go down a YouTube wormhole of a lot of
Speaker 2: those eighties and nineties videos where they made very lot
Speaker 2: of sense, all the big guitar solo, you know, he said,
Speaker 2: got the helicopter sweeping shots. But it's a church. There's
Speaker 2: a wedding going on, but there are no cars there.
Speaker 2: It always concerns me how do they get there? Are
Speaker 2: they ben't picked up? Where they're just dropped off? But
Speaker 2: it's in the mid of the desert.
Speaker 3: It's before Ober as well, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: So, but there's no arrangements of car parking. I don't
Speaker 2: know why slashes there outside.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 2: It's an amazing video. Yeah, but over a billion shoes.
Speaker 2: But great suggestion for Brad in Seaford. Now, in all seriousness,
Speaker 2: I don't know what you've got planned this weekend. I
Speaker 2: do need a smaller favor from you. All right.
Speaker 3: Well I've already said thank you, but no thank you
Speaker 3: to going all the way over to Lenin.
Speaker 2: To pick up your girls and bring them back totally
Speaker 2: understand that one. I need to buy a bed this weekend,
Speaker 2: don't know where to go, and I need some help
Speaker 2: putting it together. Can you do that? And I've got
Speaker 2: the if you I thought you've got the ute, so
Speaker 2: we can buy the bed and then you can help
Speaker 2: me build it. What do you like at do you know?
Speaker 2: And you're doing this rent at the moment because I
Speaker 2: need some tools as well. You know they've told you
Speaker 2: earlier in the show. I know how to mix concrete.
Speaker 2: If you don't need that on the best, you're right,
Speaker 2: unless you really want it permanently, like on the note,
Speaker 2: it's a rental, so I don't want it sort of
Speaker 2: cemented into the floor. When Sarah finally comes back. You
Speaker 2: know you still we're in that spare bed. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: I've got one and Jack and I've actually cemented it
Speaker 2: into the rental floor. So yeah, we're going to get
Speaker 2: that deposit back.
Speaker 3: Well, don't worry about it. I'll bring over a few tools.
Speaker 3: I'll be able to help you out. It's not a problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And when we go to even get a bed,
Speaker 2: beds are Us Is that a place? Have you just
Speaker 2: created a still?
Speaker 3: Beds are Us real? Yeah? I think Beds are Us
Speaker 3: is real. Also snooze fantastic furniture, probably Adriatic furniture, camar.
Speaker 2: Right, So what we're going to do. You know, some
Speaker 2: guys at the weekend like to go on a pub crawl,
Speaker 2: you know, taking a cuple different ones. We're going to
Speaker 2: go on a bed crawl.
Speaker 3: So did you give up on gum Tree beds?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, good?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I told you no. One don't get a
Speaker 3: secondhand mattress. It's weird.
Speaker 2: You're quite right. It's a mattress that's got a story
Speaker 2: that doesn't need to be heard. You know, I really
Speaker 2: don't want it, just it's someone else's energy and goodness.
Speaker 2: And also a lot of them. I kept seeing this
Speaker 2: phrase at Kep saying please be where there are stays.
Speaker 2: I'm out. I don't know, and I don't believe that's
Speaker 2: coffee on there either. As well.
Speaker 3: If we find a bed frame on gum Tree, we
Speaker 3: could pick that up and go and get your fresh
Speaker 3: mattress from Mattresses are Us.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so you're prepared to do that, all right,
Speaker 2: Well we listen. You can help me make the bed.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: All right, that's the last song for us this week.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for all the requests. The ten
Speaker 2: k ne repeat work day still could go today, so
Speaker 2: Huggy is coming up next on Gold one at four
Speaker 2: point three. Thank you very much everyone who's not just
Speaker 2: listened to the show this week but actually supported me
Speaker 2: on the show this week as well. It's been incredible.
Speaker 2: I never know Jack and I would all about last
Speaker 2: night or for our cinema club having a couple of
Speaker 2: beers and it's saying it is like nothing we've ever
Speaker 2: experienced in our time in radio. You obviously you know
Speaker 2: a big show with Hamish Nandy who just knows what
Speaker 2: you must have experienced there been on that show twenty
Speaker 2: years in Breakfast Ready and in the UK. For me
Speaker 2: this week, the support you've given me with my wife
Speaker 2: back at a bedside of a critically still critically or
Speaker 2: Mum and my kids over there as well, and the
Speaker 2: support that this city has showing me has been humbling.
Speaker 2: It's been incredible, especially when I've only been here seven weeks.
Speaker 2: It's been amazing. So thank you very much.
Speaker 3: And Mae, thanks for the team as well, because You've
Speaker 3: been a strong leader for us this week, even under
Speaker 3: hard time. So thank you for what you've done. And
Speaker 3: as a congratulations, I've got you a board of cheeses
Speaker 3: which we said we were going to eat during the
Speaker 3: show yesterday, but we didn't get a chance. So the
Speaker 3: board of cheeses is yours.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great. It's odd because I also got obviously
Speaker 2: now I realized a separate email yesterday from a company
Speaker 2: who said they heard us talking about cheeses from the
Speaker 2: market and they were going to send them in to us.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is the same.
Speaker 2: You do an emotional speech for showing made the mistake
Speaker 2: of thinking that was genuine, and you're giving back to
Speaker 2: me the cheeses that have been sent into me. Plus
Speaker 2: it's all the box that had mine name on them. Anyway,
Speaker 2: you're taking someone else's gift and trying to make out
Speaker 2: in a desperate week up this So this has come
Speaker 2: from you, okay? I or a sad way to end
Speaker 2: the show, Toms, Today's show is prison massuse. We might
Speaker 2: be back Monday. Have a top weekend.
Speaker 1: I forget.
Speaker 2: Check out Hamish mclochin this weekend and his phrase that pays,
Speaker 2: which is this.
Speaker 3: You can't have any heaven. You're having it looking if
Speaker 3: you don't.
Speaker 2: Hear me, that's the phrase. It pays this weekend for
Speaker 2: Hamish mclochchin, Thanks for who have everything.
Speaker 1: This week The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
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