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Speaker 3: App on the cutting room floor today.

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Speaker 1: I don't like banging on about it too much, but

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Speaker 1: you and I have been in the Guinness World Record

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Speaker 1: Book twice.

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Speaker 2: I think that's worthy of a bang on.

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Speaker 1: Well. Yes, the first time we did the world's longest

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Speaker 1: radio broadcast underwater yep, three and a half hours. Yeap.

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Speaker 1: Second time we did the world's biggest young char.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there was the most people eating youm jar simultaneously

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Speaker 2: at one.

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Speaker 1: Time, simultaneously at one time. That's how they worded it

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Speaker 1: in the Guinness World Record Book.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: What about this woman? What a champion? She's a Kiwi mum.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Gabrielle Wall. And the reason I say

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Speaker 1: that she's a mum because you don't always want to

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Speaker 1: be defined by being a mum. But I reckon if

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Speaker 1: she's a mum, this would have helped her. She has

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Speaker 1: broken a world record the fastest one hundred meters barefoot

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Speaker 1: on a bed of a lego. Ooh, yep, there were

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Speaker 1: It was twenty four point seventy five seconds for one

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Speaker 1: hundred meters. I couldn't even do that if I was

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Speaker 1: just running normally. The track was made of three hundred

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Speaker 1: kilograms of lego that had been donated, and she said, interestingly,

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Speaker 1: she's ticked this item off the bucket list. I don't

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Speaker 1: know whose bucket?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which bucket list would that be? I could think

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Speaker 2: of my more pleasurable things to put in my bucket?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Not lego, certainly.

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Speaker 1: No. I mean it is, as we all know, standing

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Speaker 1: on a piece of lego to be in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the night when you're not expecting it, incredibly painful.

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Speaker 2: Not as painful as when you kick your toe on

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Speaker 2: the corner of something and your barefoot.

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Speaker 1: Well, is that your bucket list? To win a gold

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Speaker 1: medal record for that?

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Speaker 2: You running kicking my toe on furniture around the house.

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Speaker 1: What about the toebar shin smashing championships, the paper cut Championship?

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Speaker 1: What about this one? Taking a kid to a birthday

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Speaker 1: party in a bowling alley while you've got a hangover?

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Speaker 1: Chapion that world record if you had to spend twenty

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Speaker 1: hours in a bowling alley while there was kids party

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Speaker 1: after kids party, you've got a constant hangover.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to come out and say it bowling.

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Speaker 1: What's the point.

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Speaker 2: You go along and it looks good and you go,

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Speaker 2: y'a'll give that a crack, just throw two balls and

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Speaker 2: then you say that's it for me.

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Speaker 1: Over it and you're wearing someone else's shoes, and the.

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Speaker 2: Sound, that clattery sound, and as you said, the shrill

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Speaker 2: noise of kids, the afore mentioned hangover.

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Speaker 1: It's all there, it's all there. What about When I

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Speaker 1: was younger, it was sort of a dating ritual. I

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Speaker 1: never did it, but you know, that's where you It

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Speaker 1: was a sanctioned safe place to go dating, to take

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Speaker 1: a girl out, just to go the bowling alley instead.

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Speaker 1: I think my very first date ever it was at

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Speaker 1: miniput Pa Poppa golf. I can't stand Mini putt pup

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Speaker 1: then or now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I could live a pop back off. I think bowling.

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Speaker 2: I do have a fun memory of my mate Cassa.

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Speaker 2: You know the story of Kassa. He was always you

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Speaker 2: know the.

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Speaker 1: Time that he messed up the floor. He was that

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Speaker 1: bowling No, no, no, he there.

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Speaker 2: Was always chaos that comes with Cassa. Uh. Just to

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Speaker 2: preface this, there was the time we went to seven

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Speaker 2: eleven and he goes, I'm so hungry.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so hungry. We went to seven Engs.

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Speaker 2: But then we got in there and he said, I've

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Speaker 2: got to go into a poo and there was no

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Speaker 2: toilet in the seven eleven. He went to the service

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Speaker 2: station across the road and the guy wouldn't let him

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Speaker 1: Because he had bought fuel.

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Speaker 2: And I thought, usually when you say to a service

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Speaker 2: station attended, come on mate, I'm going to crappy pants.

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Speaker 2: And so anyway, Cassa went behind the seven eleven to.

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Speaker 1: Do a number two. I don't want to hear anymore

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Speaker 2: And then he walked it back into the shop and

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Speaker 2: the shop giving said, you boys.

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Speaker 1: Are not even not even to the to the servo

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Speaker 1: that may have deserved it, because he didn't let him

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Speaker 1: in the shop. Across the road the seven eleven, he's

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Speaker 1: got to do with bowling.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, sorry to bowling alley, and there's some girls

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Speaker 2: and Cassa was showing these shoes.

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Speaker 1: Why you don't want to borrow anyone else's shoes are bowling?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I know what you're saying. Yeah, you've got to

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Speaker 2: get this back on focus. So he was standing there

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Speaker 2: and he said, look, oh shay, hey to bowl girls.

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Speaker 2: I used to be a great bowler when I was

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Speaker 2: in Singapore. Casser had come back from Singapore before his

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Speaker 2: parents were working over there for.

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Speaker 1: Two years, but that was his thing.

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Speaker 2: I learned to do this while I was in Singapore,

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Speaker 2: because the beauty of being an expat when you go

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Speaker 2: up to another country, you come back, no one knows

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Speaker 2: what you did over there. So Cassa's thing was always like,

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Speaker 2: I learned how to ride motorbikes in Singapore, and then

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Speaker 2: you get on a motorbike and run into a wall.

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Speaker 2: So I learned how to bowl in Singapore. So you

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Speaker 2: get this girl standing there and he goes, it's done,

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Speaker 2: gets the ball, throws it and slips over it, goes

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Speaker 2: into the air into the next alley and rolls down

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Speaker 2: and just goes into the gutter and he falls on

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Speaker 2: his back and cooks his head.

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Speaker 1: And with the girls impressed, it was just you couldn't.

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Speaker 1: I'll show you how to do it.

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Speaker 2: And the guy that owned the bowling alley there the attended.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if he owned it he was.

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Speaker 1: Because he would have dented it.

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Speaker 4: He looked, he went, what the hell you kind of

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Speaker 4: been planned that mate, how did you do that? Try

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Speaker 4: and do it again and everyone just went quiet. That's

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Speaker 4: how they bowl in Singapore. Obviously everything was in Singapore.

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Speaker 4: Casser in Singapore.

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Speaker 1: Well, he should say, he should go back, all this

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Speaker 1: should be a TV show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He goes back all these years later to.

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Speaker 4: That seven eleven, yes, and makes amends, makes amends and

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Speaker 4: I really put me off my microwave burger.

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Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, okay