WEBVTT - MINI: Hiding

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them, Christian no Common Show podcast this week. Then,

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<v Speaker 1>we've had so many great calls south from Ago. We

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<v Speaker 1>were giving away a thousand dollars to Dennis for a

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<v Speaker 1>call of the week. Lisa had a great story and

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<v Speaker 1>as we were listening to her, thought that she's given

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<v Speaker 1>us another idea about hiding as a grown up. You

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<v Speaker 1>know when you've hid them, when it might be someone

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<v Speaker 1>coming round, or even when you're out and about. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>may I would say I'm habitual hider. I often sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>hide in supermarkets if there's someone I know, when you

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<v Speaker 1>can't be bothered, sometimes to make spattle, yes that I

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<v Speaker 1>hain't got the energy. That's about seven calories I cannot

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<v Speaker 1>burn off right now I'm hearing this very brightly little supermarket.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just looking for the yogurt light and I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to know. How are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I must owe me up and go out again.

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<v Speaker 1>So Lisa was talking about she was living on an

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<v Speaker 1>expat lifestyle living abroad and had to host some fancy dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>That was myself and husband and we'd organized this big

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<v Speaker 4>progressive dinner and we were on the main meal I

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<v Speaker 4>was very young, and I was just in tears because

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<v Speaker 4>we had no clue on what to make. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>there was about half an hour before and my husband saying, look,

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<v Speaker 4>just give them back beans.

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<v Speaker 5>That I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>It's too embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't give another doubt.

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<v Speaker 4>So we ended up just turning out all the lights

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<v Speaker 4>and hiding under the tables and pretending.

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<v Speaker 6>We were not.

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<v Speaker 1>I love stories about hiding right as a grown up,

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<v Speaker 1>because actually the thing here is grown up with grown ups.

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<v Speaker 4>Me.

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<v Speaker 1>Hiding in the supermarket from someone I like is a

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<v Speaker 1>ridiculous situation to be encounter with. But I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>really hope I'm not alone that other people, as a

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<v Speaker 1>grown up you have hidden, And is the even someone

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<v Speaker 1>you don't like, or if they're not, that you're any

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<v Speaker 1>any danger or peril. It's actually just because you can't

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<v Speaker 1>be bothered. And a lot of our day to day

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<v Speaker 1>lives are really reluctantly doing stuff or engaging conversations that

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<v Speaker 1>we don't really want to be part of. Hiding as

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<v Speaker 1>a grown up. Jack, you've done this. I know you're

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<v Speaker 1>like me, You've done it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I hid from Bianca's friend came to drop something off,

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<v Speaker 7>and I was in the toilet, and I thought, I'll

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<v Speaker 7>just wait in here till she goes.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that is a hiding place for a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of man, isn't It is actually just going into the

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<v Speaker 1>toilet when you don't really need to go, just to

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<v Speaker 1>get away from people. It's my kind of spa when

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<v Speaker 1>I retreat to mine just to get away, just for

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of minutes. Remember I used to have a

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<v Speaker 1>lock on the toilet, right, and I would always lock

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<v Speaker 1>it even if I was just doing nothing, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just sitting down. Until one day I came over my

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<v Speaker 1>wife had the lock had broken right during the day,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure my wife just dismantled that lock. It

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<v Speaker 1>was working just so I wouldn't lock myself away and hide.

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<v Speaker 2>So what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously you like the friend, but you just couldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>able to come out, and you've been doing business in

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet.

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<v Speaker 7>The problem is the toilet is on the kitchen. So

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<v Speaker 7>they sat around in the kitchen for hours, and I

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<v Speaker 7>have the longer that she stayed there.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a great plan. Jack did his own renovation.

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<v Speaker 1>Who has a toilet that opens onto the kitchen? Those

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<v Speaker 1>two should not be connected. When we make that four million.

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<v Speaker 1>Don a Carwick, you want a kitchen, and hey, don't

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<v Speaker 1>worry if you need to go to the dump while

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<v Speaker 1>chopping onions, walk through a door, drop your cacks.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all good.

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<v Speaker 7>It is hard to have a dinner party and tell

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<v Speaker 7>people and that the toilets just that help would be

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<v Speaker 7>behind a thin layer of wood. Yes, from whatever, You've.

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<v Speaker 1>Got a silence between courses if someone's in their straining.

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<v Speaker 2>So how long were you in there while a frame

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<v Speaker 2>was lying to wipe it out?

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<v Speaker 7>At least an hour and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, get the old chat on.

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<v Speaker 1>You could be in their days tunneling out like Shawshank

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<v Speaker 1>behind a boaster rack out.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I actually I actually did look at the window

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<v Speaker 7>and think would I will.

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<v Speaker 2>Come to this well Christian Connell's show podcast. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's get straight into it. Good morning, Haley, h.

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<v Speaker 5>I have gone to the extremes. I dropped to the

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<v Speaker 5>floor and crawled across the ground to hide from an

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<v Speaker 5>ex boyfriend who was walking past my cafe.

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<v Speaker 2>Drop and roll, say yes Australia.

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<v Speaker 7>All of a sudden in the cafe, did patrons at

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<v Speaker 7>the cafe see what you're doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Luckily it was more of a takeaway cafe in a

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<v Speaker 5>shopping center, so no one was like sitting down watching me.

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<v Speaker 1>Even so I'm giving you my audi and you suddenly

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<v Speaker 1>spy someone outside and drop and stop crooking.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking we're under attack. Everyone get down. Ho styles

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<v Speaker 2>I likely I.

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<v Speaker 5>Had my friend Weregho had been. She was signaling me

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<v Speaker 5>to fall across the ground.

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<v Speaker 4>And where to go.

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<v Speaker 2>A lookout.

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<v Speaker 1>HEYI that's a great story. You have a lovely weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for calling.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye Jake.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning Jake. We could hear the hazards and know

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<v Speaker 2>you pulled over nice and safe.

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<v Speaker 8>Sorry, guys, I didn't use.

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<v Speaker 4>So.

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<v Speaker 8>When I was an apprentice, I had a big night

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<v Speaker 8>on the beers the night before, and then obviously I

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<v Speaker 8>had to get up early and go to work while

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<v Speaker 8>I was absolutely buggered, and.

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<v Speaker 1>For a hangover, isn't it absolutely buggered?

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<v Speaker 8>So the boss said to start the day, you're up

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<v Speaker 8>in the ceiling. So I said, okay, yep, no worried.

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<v Speaker 8>So I jumped up in the ceiling, put up hamm

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<v Speaker 8>and noises on my phone on YouTube, and so I'll sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>What a genius. Everybody listening right now, especially the men.

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<v Speaker 1>What a great way to say yeah, I saw that

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<v Speaker 1>out this weekend, you know, and then just put sound

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<v Speaker 1>effects from YouTube of hammering soaring you the other half,

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, good god, he's a one man industry

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<v Speaker 1>in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Today, Darling.

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<v Speaker 1>You know this was seventh but they might hear an

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<v Speaker 1>advert after an hour.

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<v Speaker 8>That is what actually set me up, so Arthur an

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<v Speaker 8>hour and a half lay that. When the phone actually

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<v Speaker 8>did a ad, the boss come upstairs and was BI

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<v Speaker 8>like right yep, started screaming at me. He goes, yep,

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<v Speaker 8>no worry, if that's you done to the day, I said, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 8>I understand.

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<v Speaker 2>No worry, Jake, very good call.

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<v Speaker 1>I send him by tickets Villa Cinema's Gold class double pass.

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<v Speaker 2>Love that you.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Adam. Good morning, Adam.

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<v Speaker 6>How are you Christian?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good, Adam. How are you having a good week?

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<v Speaker 6>Not too bad? My little I'm a bit of a

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<v Speaker 6>family man, and I love my wife dearly and my

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<v Speaker 6>teeth and that match. I've got five of them, wow, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Another one on the way. Yeah, why not round it

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<v Speaker 2>up to half a dozen?

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<v Speaker 6>Five oldest one is twelve and a bit and their

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<v Speaker 6>youngest daughter is turning three next month, and she's a terror.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're going through the terrible twos and the threes

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<v Speaker 2>now five.

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<v Speaker 6>Terrible twos at about sixteen months.

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<v Speaker 1>And how do you move around?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got like several sort of you know, su

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<v Speaker 2>V's a family, My wife's.

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<v Speaker 6>Got a clear carnival. And with this baby that's coming

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<v Speaker 6>next within the next month, that'll fill us up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I love that. Within the next month.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>When I get home from school from work, I usually

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<v Speaker 6>just hang out.

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<v Speaker 3>At the front door for a couple of seconds and

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<v Speaker 3>listen intently, And if the wife's yelling at the kids,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll quickly dart in, put my lunchbox on the kitchen bench,

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<v Speaker 3>and all of a sudden, I've got a pain in

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<v Speaker 3>the belly that takes me about forty five minutes to

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<v Speaker 3>get rid of.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I saw that toilet's there for us, guys, so

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<v Speaker 1>I can teleportation dea an escape pod. I've got the

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<v Speaker 1>image of you, like with a DTR stethoscope at the door.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, someone's trying to crack a safe in

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<v Speaker 1>a movie to really hear even the rumblings of an

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<v Speaker 1>early argument.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, you know, as soon as you hear the wife

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<v Speaker 6>yelling at one of the kids. It's like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 6>better go to the toilet when I walk in.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember once I was trying having passed my house,

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<v Speaker 1>and I saw my two teenage daughters and my wife

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<v Speaker 1>getting out of the car having a full on blazing

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<v Speaker 1>rounde and I duck down in the seat and just

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<v Speaker 1>drove for by. That's what we do, yes, anything to survive.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't need to get involved in that war. Is that

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<v Speaker 2>your dad driving by? Really lonely? Adam?

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you what we need you in our league

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<v Speaker 1>of dads, this support group I'm making for Jackie boys

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<v Speaker 1>seven days away from baby number one, little junior.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you fancy coming in our league of dads?

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<v Speaker 6>Might love to I've got got a perfect dad joke

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<v Speaker 6>for jack while we're at it. That's plain, so we.

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<v Speaker 8>Can do it now.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of people when they say it's clean,

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<v Speaker 1>there's radio clean, and then there's actually keeping them job clean.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it clean?

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<v Speaker 6>This is plain quain. It's just funny. What's the first

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<v Speaker 6>thing a baby does when it's born? Yeah, MAT's room

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<v Speaker 6>for the next one.

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<v Speaker 2>When's the punchline coming? Wait? We just had it?

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<v Speaker 1>Who Welcome to the dad Clow.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a kind of dad Joe. With these in

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<v Speaker 2>the league of dads, you're in one condition. We must

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<v Speaker 2>have no more dad jokes. Where is the humor? This

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<v Speaker 2>is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast