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Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian no Common Show podcast this week. Then,

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Speaker 1: we've had so many great calls south from Ago. We

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Speaker 1: were giving away a thousand dollars to Dennis for a

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Speaker 1: call of the week. Lisa had a great story and

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Speaker 1: as we were listening to her, thought that she's given

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Speaker 1: us another idea about hiding as a grown up. You

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Speaker 1: know when you've hid them, when it might be someone

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Speaker 1: coming round, or even when you're out and about. I'm

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Speaker 1: may I would say I'm habitual hider. I often sometimes

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Speaker 1: hide in supermarkets if there's someone I know, when you

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Speaker 1: can't be bothered, sometimes to make spattle, yes that I

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Speaker 1: hain't got the energy. That's about seven calories I cannot

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Speaker 1: burn off right now I'm hearing this very brightly little supermarket.

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Speaker 1: I'm just looking for the yogurt light and I just

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Speaker 1: want to get out of here.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to know. How are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I must owe me up and go out again.

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Speaker 1: So Lisa was talking about she was living on an

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Speaker 1: expat lifestyle living abroad and had to host some fancy dinner.

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Speaker 4: That was myself and husband and we'd organized this big

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Speaker 4: progressive dinner and we were on the main meal I

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Speaker 4: was very young, and I was just in tears because

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Speaker 4: we had no clue on what to make. So anyway,

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Speaker 4: there was about half an hour before and my husband saying, look,

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Speaker 4: just give them back beans.

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Speaker 5: That I can't.

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Speaker 4: It's too embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: I don't give another doubt.

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Speaker 4: So we ended up just turning out all the lights

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Speaker 4: and hiding under the tables and pretending.

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Speaker 6: We were not.

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Speaker 1: I love stories about hiding right as a grown up,

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Speaker 1: because actually the thing here is grown up with grown ups.

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Speaker 4: Me.

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Speaker 1: Hiding in the supermarket from someone I like is a

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Speaker 1: ridiculous situation to be encounter with. But I know, I

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Speaker 1: really hope I'm not alone that other people, as a

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Speaker 1: grown up you have hidden, And is the even someone

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Speaker 1: you don't like, or if they're not, that you're any

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Speaker 1: any danger or peril. It's actually just because you can't

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Speaker 1: be bothered. And a lot of our day to day

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Speaker 1: lives are really reluctantly doing stuff or engaging conversations that

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Speaker 1: we don't really want to be part of. Hiding as

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Speaker 1: a grown up. Jack, you've done this. I know you're

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Speaker 1: like me, You've done it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I hid from Bianca's friend came to drop something off,

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Speaker 7: and I was in the toilet, and I thought, I'll

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Speaker 1: I mean, that is a hiding place for a lot

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Speaker 1: of man, isn't It is actually just going into the

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Speaker 1: toilet when you don't really need to go, just to

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Speaker 1: get away from people. It's my kind of spa when

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Speaker 1: I retreat to mine just to get away, just for

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Speaker 1: a couple of minutes. Remember I used to have a

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Speaker 1: lock on the toilet, right, and I would always lock

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Speaker 1: it even if I was just doing nothing, you know,

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Speaker 1: just sitting down. Until one day I came over my

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Speaker 1: was working just so I wouldn't lock myself away and hide.

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Speaker 2: So what happened.

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Speaker 1: Obviously you like the friend, but you just couldn't be

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Speaker 1: able to come out, and you've been doing business in

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Speaker 7: The problem is the toilet is on the kitchen. So

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Speaker 7: they sat around in the kitchen for hours, and I

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Speaker 7: have the longer that she stayed there.

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Speaker 1: That was a great plan. Jack did his own renovation.

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Speaker 1: Who has a toilet that opens onto the kitchen? Those

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Speaker 1: two should not be connected. When we make that four million.

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Speaker 1: Don a Carwick, you want a kitchen, and hey, don't

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Speaker 1: worry if you need to go to the dump while

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Speaker 1: chopping onions, walk through a door, drop your cacks.

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Speaker 2: It's all good.

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Speaker 7: It is hard to have a dinner party and tell

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Speaker 7: people and that the toilets just that help would be

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Speaker 7: behind a thin layer of wood. Yes, from whatever, You've.

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Speaker 1: Got a silence between courses if someone's in their straining.

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Speaker 2: So how long were you in there while a frame

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Speaker 7: At least an hour and a half.

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Speaker 2: I mean, get the old chat on.

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Speaker 1: You could be in their days tunneling out like Shawshank

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Speaker 1: behind a boaster rack out.

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Speaker 7: Well, I actually I actually did look at the window

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Speaker 7: and think would I will.

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Speaker 2: Come to this well Christian Connell's show podcast. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's get straight into it. Good morning, Haley, h.

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Speaker 5: I have gone to the extremes. I dropped to the

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Speaker 5: floor and crawled across the ground to hide from an

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Speaker 5: ex boyfriend who was walking past my cafe.

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Speaker 2: Drop and roll, say yes Australia.

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Speaker 7: All of a sudden in the cafe, did patrons at

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Speaker 5: Luckily it was more of a takeaway cafe in a

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Speaker 1: Even so I'm giving you my audi and you suddenly

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Speaker 1: spy someone outside and drop and stop crooking.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking we're under attack. Everyone get down. Ho styles

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Speaker 2: I likely I.

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Speaker 5: Had my friend Weregho had been. She was signaling me

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Speaker 5: to fall across the ground.

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Speaker 4: And where to go.

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Speaker 2: A lookout.

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Speaker 1: HEYI that's a great story. You have a lovely weekend.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for calling.

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Speaker 1: Bye Jake.

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Speaker 2: Good morning Jake. We could hear the hazards and know

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Speaker 2: you pulled over nice and safe.

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Speaker 8: Sorry, guys, I didn't use.

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Speaker 4: So.

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Speaker 8: When I was an apprentice, I had a big night

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Speaker 8: on the beers the night before, and then obviously I

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Speaker 8: I was absolutely buggered, and.

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Speaker 1: For a hangover, isn't it absolutely buggered?

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Speaker 8: So the boss said to start the day, you're up

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Speaker 8: So I jumped up in the ceiling, put up hamm

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Speaker 8: and noises on my phone on YouTube, and so I'll sleep.

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Speaker 2: What a genius. Everybody listening right now, especially the men.

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Speaker 1: What a great way to say yeah, I saw that

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Speaker 1: out this weekend, you know, and then just put sound

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Speaker 1: effects from YouTube of hammering soaring you the other half,

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Speaker 1: and he goes, good god, he's a one man industry

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Speaker 2: Today, Darling.

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Speaker 1: You know this was seventh but they might hear an

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Speaker 1: advert after an hour.

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Speaker 8: That is what actually set me up, so Arthur an

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Speaker 8: hour and a half lay that. When the phone actually

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Speaker 8: did a ad, the boss come upstairs and was BI

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Speaker 8: like right yep, started screaming at me. He goes, yep,

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Speaker 8: no worry, if that's you done to the day, I said, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 8: I understand.

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Speaker 2: No worry, Jake, very good call.

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Speaker 1: I send him by tickets Villa Cinema's Gold class double pass.

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Speaker 2: Love that you.

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Speaker 8: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Adam. Good morning, Adam.

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Speaker 6: How are you Christian?

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Speaker 2: I'm good, Adam. How are you having a good week?

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Speaker 6: Not too bad? My little I'm a bit of a

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Speaker 6: family man, and I love my wife dearly and my

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Speaker 6: teeth and that match. I've got five of them, wow, and.

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Speaker 2: Another one on the way. Yeah, why not round it

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Speaker 2: up to half a dozen?

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Speaker 6: Five oldest one is twelve and a bit and their

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Speaker 6: youngest daughter is turning three next month, and she's a terror.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going through the terrible twos and the threes

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Speaker 6: Terrible twos at about sixteen months.

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Speaker 1: And how do you move around?

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Speaker 2: Have you got like several sort of you know, su

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Speaker 2: V's a family, My wife's.

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Speaker 6: Got a clear carnival. And with this baby that's coming

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Speaker 6: next within the next month, that'll fill us up.

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Speaker 2: Oh I love that. Within the next month.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: When I get home from school from work, I usually

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Speaker 6: just hang out.

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Speaker 3: At the front door for a couple of seconds and

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Speaker 3: listen intently, And if the wife's yelling at the kids,

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Speaker 3: I'll quickly dart in, put my lunchbox on the kitchen bench,

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Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, I've got a pain in

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Speaker 3: get rid of.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that toilet's there for us, guys, so

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Speaker 1: I can teleportation dea an escape pod. I've got the

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Speaker 1: image of you, like with a DTR stethoscope at the door.

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Speaker 1: You know what, someone's trying to crack a safe in

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Speaker 1: a movie to really hear even the rumblings of an

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Speaker 1: early argument.

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Speaker 6: Oh, you know, as soon as you hear the wife

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Speaker 6: yelling at one of the kids. It's like, oh, I

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Speaker 6: better go to the toilet when I walk in.

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Speaker 1: I remember once I was trying having passed my house,

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Speaker 1: getting out of the car having a full on blazing

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Speaker 1: rounde and I duck down in the seat and just

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Speaker 1: drove for by. That's what we do, yes, anything to survive.

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Speaker 2: Don't need to get involved in that war. Is that

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Speaker 2: your dad driving by? Really lonely? Adam?

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Speaker 1: I tell you what we need you in our league

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Speaker 1: of dads, this support group I'm making for Jackie boys

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Speaker 1: seven days away from baby number one, little junior.

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Speaker 2: Do you fancy coming in our league of dads?

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Speaker 6: Might love to I've got got a perfect dad joke

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Speaker 6: for jack while we're at it. That's plain, so we.

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Speaker 8: Can do it now.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of people when they say it's clean,

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Speaker 1: there's radio clean, and then there's actually keeping them job clean.

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Speaker 1: Is it clean?

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Speaker 6: This is plain quain. It's just funny. What's the first

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Speaker 6: thing a baby does when it's born? Yeah, MAT's room

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Speaker 6: for the next one.

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Speaker 2: When's the punchline coming? Wait? We just had it?

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Speaker 1: Who Welcome to the dad Clow.

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Speaker 2: This is a kind of dad Joe. With these in

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Speaker 2: the league of dads, you're in one condition. We must

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Speaker 2: have no more dad jokes. Where is the humor? This

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Speaker 2: is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast