WEBVTT - MINI: High Maintenance Pets

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<v Speaker 1>Quest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Our

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<v Speaker 2>family lives under a reign of terror. Big Larry, the

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<v Speaker 2>big cat we have right.

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<v Speaker 3>His big cat, big cases.

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<v Speaker 4>He looks like he's eating, oh the other cats. He's

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<v Speaker 4>like a cow. Morning was actually sort of scraping the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I get emails that someone sent me angry email

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<v Speaker 2>phone to me an enabler, like I had some sort

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<v Speaker 2>of issue and I was something gone wrong in my

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<v Speaker 2>head where I got my kicks from overfeeding.

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<v Speaker 3>You, baking cakes and feeding with creed.

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<v Speaker 4>Larry, never leave me, fat Larry. It's every another pie

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<v Speaker 4>we've taken Clavett. They say, he's just that's just how

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<v Speaker 4>he is. That's his breed. He's he's Persian.

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<v Speaker 2>He is a big head, long haired cat, beautiful boy.

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<v Speaker 2>But this thing likes to eat. If you're that kind

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<v Speaker 2>of bob, you've got to keep you got to keep

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<v Speaker 2>it coming in. He's not the rock, just not as jacked.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's constantly I know, you know a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>cats they're scravengers. But this is how bad it is.

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<v Speaker 2>And I suddenly went on a Sunday morning, this is insane.

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<v Speaker 2>This has gone too far, right, this cat rattles our

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<v Speaker 2>bedroom door at six am, right on a Saturday morning,

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<v Speaker 2>because I obviously feeding when I get up for work,

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<v Speaker 2>but come.

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<v Speaker 4>A Saturn and a Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>Old Tubby still wants his early morning breakfast at four

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<v Speaker 2>point thirty. And obviously I was the stat presumably to

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<v Speaker 2>have it a lion, so at least half six or

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<v Speaker 2>half seven fat there. He's like he literally that big

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<v Speaker 2>old bulk against his shoulder, barge and the door.

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<v Speaker 3>He needs to wake up early to eat.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, he's like rattling the door.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got the we've got the spray now right that

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<v Speaker 2>you white water the plants with it.

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<v Speaker 4>We opened the door and it's quite as nice. But

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<v Speaker 4>now he knows about that's what he does. He does the.

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<v Speaker 2>Old rouser door. Then I figure over with the square.

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<v Speaker 2>He's down the hallway looking at me, Hey, get out

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<v Speaker 2>of the bed, just walk down here.

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<v Speaker 4>Open up that mankey old food for Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So we've recently started to barricading ourselves in put

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<v Speaker 2>it you see on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 4>It literally is a barricade.

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<v Speaker 2>There's there's a couple of carp on boxes and then

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<v Speaker 2>Pilate's ball.

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<v Speaker 4>For some reason, my wife thinks cats fear pilate moreto

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<v Speaker 4>and working out.

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<v Speaker 3>His big bulk will just bounce off the.

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<v Speaker 2>Ball, he'll eats it, and that boll starts rumbling towards

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<v Speaker 2>him like Indiana Jones. So we've got with literally my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>I then have to like Australian Ninja over the drop

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<v Speaker 2>and roll, drop and roll into bed. And it's still

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<v Speaker 2>not working. The cat's found some way to get a

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<v Speaker 2>fat oul pull around it and start the old rapping.

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<v Speaker 4>So this morning I want to know, and also he

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<v Speaker 4>will win eventually.

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<v Speaker 2>I just have to get up because the other week

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<v Speaker 2>and that I hadn't been feeding at the weekend. He

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<v Speaker 2>just in the morning, he just could dump in the bath.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, it's disgusting, right, he's got a leap in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice of him to get in the bath.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a statement, right, it's a statement. Okay, he knows

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<v Speaker 2>what he's doing.

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<v Speaker 4>He knows us.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the equivalent of the horsehead in the bed.

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<v Speaker 4>We get it, Larry, no more fun sized mars.

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<v Speaker 2>Bas just has to stop fat Larry. It's turn Cornelius

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<v Speaker 2>and Planet the Apes is basically my new fat cat overlord.

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<v Speaker 2>Larry this morning, who has a high maintenance pet. He

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<v Speaker 2>needs we need an intervention. I need a cat expert,

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<v Speaker 2>something kind of cat whisperer that's gonna have a word.

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<v Speaker 2>Would now need to eat up on the old galleries.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a high maintenance pet?

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<v Speaker 5>Something like what you're building the fort that you're buildings

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<v Speaker 5>the cat barricade? Young and I went through an open

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<v Speaker 5>house inspection and we saw a four poster bed in

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<v Speaker 5>the master bed room that had a dog ramp carpeted

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<v Speaker 5>dog ramp up onto the bed with guardrails.

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<v Speaker 4>Not for one of the people. Is it some sort

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<v Speaker 4>of game?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was the couple's bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Who knows what goes on in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>I assume it's for a dog. I don't know for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>You can look at things manyf this. Oh, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't. I've taken a show somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get it back. Let's say, yeah, it's for the.

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<v Speaker 3>Dog, for the dogs.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course it's with the dog. Okay. Do you have

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<v Speaker 4>a high maintenance pet? Christian Connell's show podcast you got

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<v Speaker 4>this care called Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife and I have the barricade are souse into

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<v Speaker 2>our bedroom to try and prevent some kind of barrier

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<v Speaker 2>between Larry and the dawn, rattling it six am, demanding

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<v Speaker 2>that we get up.

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<v Speaker 4>And feed him. So anyone else in a siege with

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<v Speaker 4>their pets.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian, we got three cats who start being I've taken

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<v Speaker 2>a swear word out here. Let's just say idiots for him.

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<v Speaker 2>But I agree with the word you use. That just

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<v Speaker 2>think it's good to sell the radio right the middle

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<v Speaker 2>school room. This is a three man team. Mickey, that's

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<v Speaker 2>one of the cats. Can open doors that are barricaded.

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<v Speaker 2>Caspar rattles the blinds. Sukie walks up and down the

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<v Speaker 2>hallway crying. This is a three person rain of terror,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>At It's like some sort of Disney film where each

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<v Speaker 5>of them have a different skill set and.

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<v Speaker 4>They're timing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, start with the blinds, if you got me, Come on, Sookie,

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<v Speaker 2>stop get the walk now.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like the Great Escape music should play.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian, we have ghetto. This is from Adrian. We have

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<v Speaker 2>a fan outside our bedroom door set to full blast.

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<v Speaker 2>Plugged him viro an extension cord that runs into a bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>As soon as our cat starts ring the door, we

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<v Speaker 2>turn on the fan.

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<v Speaker 4>He lects it again. All of this sets up.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a gas log fireplace that to buy a

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<v Speaker 2>screen to put an avront of it, not to get

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<v Speaker 2>the kids away, stop the cat licking the fake charcoal

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<v Speaker 2>and throwing up black vomit on my wife's pride of joy,

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<v Speaker 2>Herbie carpet. Women's installed CCTV cameras are in the house

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<v Speaker 2>so he can chat to his dogs and cats at work.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got intercom.

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<v Speaker 5>I used to work with a guy like that kid.

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<v Speaker 5>He could he had webcams. He was the it guy

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<v Speaker 5>at the last radio station I worked out. Have webscam

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<v Speaker 5>set up and he could talk to the dog on

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<v Speaker 5>the intercom.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh way, come on, all right, let's take some cours. Jenny, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 4>have you got a high maintenance pet?

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<v Speaker 6>I've got a chat that really demand him that he'll

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<v Speaker 6>get me from whatever I'm doing, whether it's I'm sleeping

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<v Speaker 6>or wherever I am but hanging out the clothes to

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<v Speaker 6>come and watch him eat and how.

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<v Speaker 4>He gets his kicked.

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<v Speaker 5>You watch, so if he starts eating and you walk away,

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<v Speaker 5>what will happen?

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<v Speaker 6>You'll stop me and followed me till where I've gone

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<v Speaker 6>and just shared this staring at me, intil her control

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<v Speaker 6>of weeks back to the ball.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you had a mate to do that, they

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<v Speaker 2>would not be your friend anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>That is hot. That's unbelievable, Jenny, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 4>She cool, take care, No, thank you. The cat is

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<v Speaker 4>driving that car right now. She's in a great speed

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<v Speaker 4>as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Take her to the nearest macers. If we get some

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<v Speaker 2>more foot you say, you sit in that bag seat.

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<v Speaker 4>You watch me shovel these nuggets. All right, we've got

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<v Speaker 4>Scottie Scott come oning, bdding.

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<v Speaker 7>So we've got a we've got a delicate kavoodle who

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<v Speaker 7>in the middle of the night when she needs to

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<v Speaker 7>go and have a drink, we'll sit at the bottom

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<v Speaker 7>of sort of four internal stairs and bark and still

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<v Speaker 7>I go and turn the light on for her. She guys,

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<v Speaker 7>has their drink, walk back to her bed, straight back

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<v Speaker 7>to bed, turn the light off.

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<v Speaker 4>That is unbelievable, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it's outrageous.

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<v Speaker 4>It is outrageous.

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<v Speaker 2>And now that you've kind of tolerted that behavior, that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's sealed in, isn't it. Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>Absolutely yes, yeah, definitely Yeah. Taps on the back door

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<v Speaker 7>to let herself out at all hours. Yeah, very well, trained.

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<v Speaker 1>I am.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's awesome. You're working, you're working for her. That's great. Scott,

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<v Speaker 4>have a good week. Thanks for calling.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeez you Stevie, Hey Gang, Hey gang, there he is Stephen.

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<v Speaker 4>Steve's Carl Alarms.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for your generosity with the money you donated for backpacks.

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<v Speaker 1>All about the kids. So listen. My wife has got

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<v Speaker 1>a King Charles. She's got two King Charles spaniels, and

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<v Speaker 1>which I bought for about five years ago and quite

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<v Speaker 1>frankly got a million points for that, but did go

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<v Speaker 1>down two rungs on the important ladder in our hashole.

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<v Speaker 1>And these two dogs they've got anxiety issues. So she

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<v Speaker 1>bought them an anxiety and anti anxiety bed and not one,

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<v Speaker 1>she's brought them four anti anxiety.

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<v Speaker 4>Bid King Charles.

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<v Speaker 1>My lord, they're just they're just insane dogs. They love

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<v Speaker 1>each other and we loved them blah blah blah, but

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<v Speaker 1>what they.

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<v Speaker 2>Do is anxiety. You've got a guy like Stevens going

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah.

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<v Speaker 4>Blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>You should see how these got dogs get looked after.

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<v Speaker 1>They go to the dog grooming every two weeks and

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<v Speaker 1>they love all that. If we happen to go away

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<v Speaker 1>on a trip. They go to the Pets Hotel Resort. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>at the Pets Hotel Resort, you've got to understand the

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<v Speaker 1>isn't for dogs. These not for people. They get a

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<v Speaker 1>two bedroom p executive suite, which and they have a

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<v Speaker 1>two inch so they can watch reruns. They're watching Hasty

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<v Speaker 1>rerun Bloody Love.

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<v Speaker 4>I really love succession into them, get into it. It's

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<v Speaker 4>so good.

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<v Speaker 1>They run around in Central Park and they have Yappy

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<v Speaker 1>Hour and it's it's not over there holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>Those dogs that that sounds like a great break for them.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, it's cheaper than going to the

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<v Speaker 1>Grand Height.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me tell that, Steve, thank you very much and cool.

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