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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Our

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Speaker 2: family lives under a reign of terror. Big Larry, the

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Speaker 2: big cat we have right.

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Speaker 3: His big cat, big cases.

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Speaker 4: He looks like he's eating, oh the other cats. He's

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Speaker 4: like a cow. Morning was actually sort of scraping the floor.

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Speaker 2: Now I get emails that someone sent me angry email

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Speaker 2: phone to me an enabler, like I had some sort

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Speaker 2: of issue and I was something gone wrong in my

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Speaker 2: head where I got my kicks from overfeeding.

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Speaker 3: You, baking cakes and feeding with creed.

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Speaker 4: Larry, never leave me, fat Larry. It's every another pie

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Speaker 4: we've taken Clavett. They say, he's just that's just how

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Speaker 4: he is. That's his breed. He's he's Persian.

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Speaker 2: He is a big head, long haired cat, beautiful boy.

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Speaker 2: But this thing likes to eat. If you're that kind

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Speaker 2: of bob, you've got to keep you got to keep

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Speaker 2: it coming in. He's not the rock, just not as jacked.

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Speaker 2: So he's constantly I know, you know a lot of

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Speaker 2: cats they're scravengers. But this is how bad it is.

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Speaker 2: And I suddenly went on a Sunday morning, this is insane.

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Speaker 2: This has gone too far, right, this cat rattles our

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Speaker 2: bedroom door at six am, right on a Saturday morning,

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Speaker 2: because I obviously feeding when I get up for work,

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Speaker 2: but come.

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Speaker 4: A Saturn and a Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Old Tubby still wants his early morning breakfast at four

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Speaker 2: point thirty. And obviously I was the stat presumably to

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Speaker 2: have it a lion, so at least half six or

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Speaker 2: half seven fat there. He's like he literally that big

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Speaker 2: old bulk against his shoulder, barge and the door.

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Speaker 3: He needs to wake up early to eat.

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Speaker 4: He's like, he's like rattling the door.

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Speaker 2: We've got the we've got the spray now right that

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Speaker 2: you white water the plants with it.

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Speaker 4: We opened the door and it's quite as nice. But

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Speaker 4: now he knows about that's what he does. He does the.

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Speaker 2: Old rouser door. Then I figure over with the square.

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Speaker 2: He's down the hallway looking at me, Hey, get out

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Speaker 2: of the bed, just walk down here.

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Speaker 4: Open up that mankey old food for Larry.

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Speaker 2: Right, So we've recently started to barricading ourselves in put

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Speaker 2: it you see on Instagram.

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Speaker 4: It literally is a barricade.

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Speaker 2: There's there's a couple of carp on boxes and then

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Speaker 2: Pilate's ball.

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Speaker 4: For some reason, my wife thinks cats fear pilate moreto

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Speaker 4: and working out.

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Speaker 3: His big bulk will just bounce off the.

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Speaker 2: Ball, he'll eats it, and that boll starts rumbling towards

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Speaker 2: him like Indiana Jones. So we've got with literally my wife.

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Speaker 2: I then have to like Australian Ninja over the drop

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Speaker 2: and roll, drop and roll into bed. And it's still

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Speaker 2: not working. The cat's found some way to get a

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Speaker 2: fat oul pull around it and start the old rapping.

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Speaker 4: So this morning I want to know, and also he

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Speaker 4: will win eventually.

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Speaker 2: I just have to get up because the other week

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Speaker 2: and that I hadn't been feeding at the weekend. He

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Speaker 2: just in the morning, he just could dump in the bath.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it's disgusting, right, he's got a leap in there.

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Speaker 3: Nice of him to get in the bath.

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Speaker 2: It's a statement, right, it's a statement. Okay, he knows

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Speaker 2: what he's doing.

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Speaker 4: He knows us.

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Speaker 5: It's the equivalent of the horsehead in the bed.

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Speaker 4: We get it, Larry, no more fun sized mars.

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Speaker 2: Bas just has to stop fat Larry. It's turn Cornelius

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Speaker 2: and Planet the Apes is basically my new fat cat overlord.

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Speaker 2: Larry this morning, who has a high maintenance pet. He

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Speaker 2: needs we need an intervention. I need a cat expert,

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Speaker 2: something kind of cat whisperer that's gonna have a word.

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Speaker 2: Would now need to eat up on the old galleries.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a high maintenance pet?

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Speaker 5: Something like what you're building the fort that you're buildings

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Speaker 5: the cat barricade? Young and I went through an open

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Speaker 5: house inspection and we saw a four poster bed in

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Speaker 5: the master bed room that had a dog ramp carpeted

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Speaker 5: dog ramp up onto the bed with guardrails.

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Speaker 4: Not for one of the people. Is it some sort

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Speaker 4: of game?

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Speaker 3: I think it was the couple's bed.

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Speaker 4: Who knows what goes on in the bedroom.

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Speaker 3: I assume it's for a dog. I don't know for sure.

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Speaker 2: You can look at things manyf this. Oh, I'm sure

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Speaker 2: it wasn't. I've taken a show somewhere else.

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Speaker 4: Let's get it back. Let's say, yeah, it's for the.

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Speaker 3: Dog, for the dogs.

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Speaker 4: Of course it's with the dog. Okay. Do you have

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Speaker 4: a high maintenance pet? Christian Connell's show podcast you got

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Speaker 4: this care called Larry.

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Speaker 2: My wife and I have the barricade are souse into

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Speaker 2: our bedroom to try and prevent some kind of barrier

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Speaker 2: between Larry and the dawn, rattling it six am, demanding

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Speaker 2: that we get up.

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Speaker 4: And feed him. So anyone else in a siege with

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Speaker 4: their pets.

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Speaker 2: Christian, we got three cats who start being I've taken

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Speaker 2: a swear word out here. Let's just say idiots for him.

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Speaker 2: But I agree with the word you use. That just

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Speaker 2: think it's good to sell the radio right the middle

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Speaker 2: school room. This is a three man team. Mickey, that's

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Speaker 2: one of the cats. Can open doors that are barricaded.

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Speaker 2: Caspar rattles the blinds. Sukie walks up and down the

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Speaker 2: hallway crying. This is a three person rain of terror,

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Speaker 2: isn't it.

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Speaker 5: At It's like some sort of Disney film where each

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Speaker 5: of them have a different skill set and.

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Speaker 4: They're timing it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, start with the blinds, if you got me, Come on, Sookie,

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Speaker 2: stop get the walk now.

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Speaker 3: I feel like the Great Escape music should play.

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Speaker 2: Christian, we have ghetto. This is from Adrian. We have

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Speaker 2: a fan outside our bedroom door set to full blast.

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Speaker 2: Plugged him viro an extension cord that runs into a bedroom.

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Speaker 2: As soon as our cat starts ring the door, we

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Speaker 2: turn on the fan.

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Speaker 4: He lects it again. All of this sets up.

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Speaker 2: We have a gas log fireplace that to buy a

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Speaker 2: screen to put an avront of it, not to get

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Speaker 2: the kids away, stop the cat licking the fake charcoal

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Speaker 2: and throwing up black vomit on my wife's pride of joy,

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Speaker 2: Herbie carpet. Women's installed CCTV cameras are in the house

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Speaker 2: so he can chat to his dogs and cats at work.

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Speaker 2: He's got intercom.

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Speaker 5: I used to work with a guy like that kid.

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Speaker 5: He could he had webcams. He was the it guy

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Speaker 5: at the last radio station I worked out. Have webscam

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Speaker 5: set up and he could talk to the dog on

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Speaker 5: the intercom.

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Speaker 4: Oh way, come on, all right, let's take some cours. Jenny, Jenny,

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Speaker 4: have you got a high maintenance pet?

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Speaker 6: I've got a chat that really demand him that he'll

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Speaker 6: get me from whatever I'm doing, whether it's I'm sleeping

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Speaker 6: or wherever I am but hanging out the clothes to

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Speaker 6: come and watch him eat and how.

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Speaker 4: He gets his kicked.

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Speaker 5: You watch, so if he starts eating and you walk away,

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Speaker 5: what will happen?

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Speaker 6: You'll stop me and followed me till where I've gone

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Speaker 6: and just shared this staring at me, intil her control

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Speaker 6: of weeks back to the ball.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you had a mate to do that, they

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Speaker 2: would not be your friend anymore.

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Speaker 4: That is hot. That's unbelievable, Jenny, thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: She cool, take care, No, thank you. The cat is

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Speaker 4: driving that car right now. She's in a great speed

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Speaker 2: Take her to the nearest macers. If we get some

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Speaker 2: more foot you say, you sit in that bag seat.

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Speaker 4: You watch me shovel these nuggets. All right, we've got

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Speaker 4: Scottie Scott come oning, bdding.

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Speaker 7: So we've got a we've got a delicate kavoodle who

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Speaker 7: in the middle of the night when she needs to

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Speaker 7: go and have a drink, we'll sit at the bottom

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Speaker 7: of sort of four internal stairs and bark and still

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Speaker 7: I go and turn the light on for her. She guys,

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Speaker 7: has their drink, walk back to her bed, straight back

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Speaker 7: to bed, turn the light off.

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Speaker 4: That is unbelievable, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: That's it's outrageous.

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Speaker 4: It is outrageous.

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Speaker 2: And now that you've kind of tolerted that behavior, that's it.

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Speaker 4: That's sealed in, isn't it. Oh?

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Speaker 7: Absolutely yes, yeah, definitely Yeah. Taps on the back door

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Speaker 7: to let herself out at all hours. Yeah, very well, trained.

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Speaker 1: I am.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome. You're working, you're working for her. That's great. Scott,

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Speaker 4: have a good week. Thanks for calling.

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Speaker 1: Jeez you Stevie, Hey Gang, Hey gang, there he is Stephen.

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Speaker 4: Steve's Carl Alarms.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for your generosity with the money you donated for backpacks.

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Speaker 1: All about the kids. So listen. My wife has got

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Speaker 1: a King Charles. She's got two King Charles spaniels, and

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Speaker 1: which I bought for about five years ago and quite

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Speaker 1: frankly got a million points for that, but did go

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Speaker 1: down two rungs on the important ladder in our hashole.

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Speaker 1: And these two dogs they've got anxiety issues. So she

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Speaker 1: bought them an anxiety and anti anxiety bed and not one,

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Speaker 1: she's brought them four anti anxiety.

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Speaker 4: Bid King Charles.

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Speaker 1: My lord, they're just they're just insane dogs. They love

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Speaker 1: each other and we loved them blah blah blah, but

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Speaker 1: what they.

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Speaker 2: Do is anxiety. You've got a guy like Stevens going

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Speaker 2: blah blah.

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Speaker 4: Blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: You should see how these got dogs get looked after.

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Speaker 1: They go to the dog grooming every two weeks and

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Speaker 1: they love all that. If we happen to go away

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Speaker 1: on a trip. They go to the Pets Hotel Resort. Now,

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Speaker 1: at the Pets Hotel Resort, you've got to understand the

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Speaker 1: isn't for dogs. These not for people. They get a

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Speaker 1: two bedroom p executive suite, which and they have a

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Speaker 1: two inch so they can watch reruns. They're watching Hasty

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Speaker 1: rerun Bloody Love.

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Speaker 4: I really love succession into them, get into it. It's

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Speaker 4: so good.

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Speaker 1: They run around in Central Park and they have Yappy

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Speaker 1: Hour and it's it's not over there holidays.

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Speaker 2: Those dogs that that sounds like a great break for them.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, it's cheaper than going to the

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Speaker 1: Grand Height.

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Speaker 4: Let me tell that, Steve, thank you very much and cool.

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