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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: The Chat today. We had audio of you yesterday. You'll

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Speaker 2: hear it a little bit later on. But you basically

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Speaker 2: said we let slip. I mean you didn't mean to

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Speaker 2: say it that you'd had a chat with your new

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Speaker 2: girlfriend Mimi, that you'd invited her to shave your ass.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting. This is what I didn't mention on air.

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Speaker 3: Shave you crack, I should say, not just assually my

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Speaker 3: ass is pretty smooth anyways, but within the Grand Canyon

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Speaker 3: there could be some work done.

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Speaker 2: So thistles and weeds, like any man's yeah, like any woman's.

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Speaker 3: Toush naturally, I should say as well, any humans.

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Speaker 2: Any humans toush, Well, any animal's toush as well.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's animals.

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Speaker 2: It's a ticket. But anyway, so's a nice part of

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Speaker 2: the body to think about.

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Speaker 4: I was lucky in that we were watching a Daniel

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Speaker 4: Sloss comedy special where he talked about the fact that

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Speaker 4: anyone who doesn't shave their crack, yeah, is just a

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Speaker 4: disgusting discussing Jimmy, he thinks that in years to come,

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Speaker 4: it has become the norm that we shave our bumps.

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Speaker 4: From a practical perspective, because there's something that goes on

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Speaker 4: which would be a.

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Speaker 3: Lot easier obviously if you shaved your crack.

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Speaker 4: So, yes, yeah, we saw this, which sparked the conversation.

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Speaker 4: I said to I've always wanted to do.

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Speaker 3: Hours later, in the shower together and she was shaving,

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Speaker 3: I actually said, and I do this a bit like

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Speaker 3: I brought it up as a bit of a joke, like, oh,

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Speaker 3: would you shave my crack? Anyway?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that was obviously very awkward, and we've

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Speaker 4: tabled the conversation, so we're going to talk about it

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Speaker 4: in a more appropriate environment. Maybe she wouldn't feel presured.

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Speaker 4: I never want a pressure and to shaving my crack,

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Speaker 4: so okay.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And then so we're not sure whether she's going to

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Speaker 4: shave my crack or whether I'll go to Brazilian blow

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Speaker 4: blows or whatever and get it professionally done.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So there's a couple of things about this. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: think first and foremost, I don't think every guy should

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Speaker 2: shave their crack. I don't think every woman should have

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Speaker 2: to shave their crack. To be perfectly honest with you.

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Speaker 3: I want to do it. This isn't her putting pressure

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Speaker 3: on me, and I would never put pressure on it.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to do it? Because, as I said,

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Speaker 2: it kind of mind me of being you know. It's

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Speaker 2: just I just feel like if you took out the

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Speaker 2: hair there, you're going to there's going to be a

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Speaker 2: whole lot of friction when you're running and stuff, which

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Speaker 2: is going to be really painful in the long run.

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Speaker 2: It's there for your hair's there for a reason.

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Speaker 6: I think.

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Speaker 4: I think there'd be a bit of chafing and things

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Speaker 4: like that. There'd be a transition period which would be

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Speaker 4: a bit difficult. But I'm willing to go through that

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Speaker 4: pain to enhance my experience of what I do every

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Speaker 4: single morning after my morning coffee, which would be so

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Speaker 4: much better if there was no hair there.

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Speaker 2: So that's the only reason that you want to do it. Yes,

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Speaker 2: Do you currently hide your crack from your partner? Because

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Speaker 2: I mean we had a bit of a chat in

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Speaker 2: the studio after this. I feel like like every woman

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Speaker 2: listening to this right now would be aware of the

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Speaker 2: fact that their partner, if they're dating a guy, or

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Speaker 2: if you're a guy dating a guy as well, obviously, well,

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Speaker 2: actually I take that back, Guys dating guys are probably

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Speaker 2: very well acquainted with their partners crack. But of course,

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Speaker 2: but I feel like guys because they are aware of

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Speaker 2: the fact that it's like, you know, the Bermuda triangle

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Speaker 2: in that part of your body.

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Speaker 3: Have you looked at it recently?

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Speaker 2: We do our best to hide it away from everyone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely we do, and I'll get that in the second.

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Speaker 3: But have you looked at it?

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Speaker 2: Reason? I don't know if that's yeah, well I have Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Terrific, isn't it? Anyway?

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Speaker 4: It always always throws you think it's going to be bad,

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Speaker 4: and then you look at it. You bend over in

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Speaker 4: the mirror and look at it, and you're like, oh, no,

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Speaker 4: one just needs to say a question.

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Speaker 3: Would have you heard of have you heard of vat?

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Speaker 3: Or there's a cream that can just go in there.

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Speaker 2: I cannot put that you can put that there because

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Speaker 2: it's like with DP used to nick your testicles. If

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Speaker 2: we played sport, Yeah, you know, I would burn liquid

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Speaker 2: give it a crack.

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Speaker 3: You see what happens give it a.

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Speaker 4: Crack is I would be worried about the burn or

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Speaker 4: any sort of scene damage being done to be very

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Speaker 4: sensitive skin down there, imagine.

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Speaker 2: But right now, so yeah, like have you ever exposed

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Speaker 2: the Bermuda triangle to to mimy No?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, And this is this is what every time after

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Speaker 4: getting out of bed, if I've been nude, for example, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you got to get your underwear of the ground. There's

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Speaker 4: no way you're just doing the bend over and touch

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Speaker 4: you to you do.

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Speaker 2: The very delicate squat down. Well, you maintained eye contact

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Speaker 2: with them, you know, just just either they're looking at

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Speaker 2: you bump. Yeah, that's like it's an awkward part of

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Speaker 2: your body you don't want in there.

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Speaker 4: Or you do the one leg straight and worry Warrior three,

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Speaker 4: Warrior three, or a bit of a half moon pose.

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Speaker 2: Actually it doesn't expose the ar Yeah, ladies, we do

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Speaker 2: a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we shield We shield you from it, and we

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Speaker 2: don't get enough appreciation. We're like a mother bear in

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Speaker 2: the woods, you know, like we're shielding our cups from

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Speaker 2: the ferocities of the rest of the woods. And the

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Speaker 2: woods is exactly the right work because it is.

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Speaker 3: A forest terrific.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it is. It's a gnarly forest.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we should both do it. I reckon from all

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Speaker 3: this chat, I'm not doing it. I'm thinking about.

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Speaker 4: Lasering I'll obviously shave or wax first, and then laser

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Speaker 4: laser man get rid of.

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Speaker 2: It less than a laser laser's relatively pain.

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Speaker 3: Laser is elite extraordinary.

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Speaker 4: If any laser companies listening to this hitting me up

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Speaker 4: but your alseholes gagging for him?

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Speaker 2: That was seriously DM me, if you're allowed to company?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, says Will, who's along and Will is Bobboddy doesn't

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Speaker 8: care what else?

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Speaker 2: Yell? I can listen, listen, listen, bueler bueler, Will and Woodies.

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Speaker 1: Lost plot.

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Speaker 5: I mean, we're not going to chance.

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Speaker 2: I explained a movie really badly. You guys have to

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Speaker 2: guess what the film is based on. That plot fund

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Speaker 2: going absolutely off their little dial as always the plot

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Speaker 2: first plot, country girl has to choose between guy who

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Speaker 2: wants to control her life and guy who wants to

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Speaker 2: keep her hostage. Now you asked me in the song,

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Speaker 2: does she have to choose between the guys? I feel

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Speaker 2: like that's relatively implicit.

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Speaker 3: I said, was she torn between them?

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Speaker 9: Now?

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Speaker 4: I have a guess m toy story. Now hear me out.

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Speaker 4: You're talking about bird poop. Would he trying to save

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Speaker 4: her but controlling? Let's be honest.

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Speaker 3: Is he and then Dunna who potato head keeping her hostage?

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Speaker 2: She's not choosing between potato, to choose between buzz and

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Speaker 2: would he actually saw a little bit of chemistry between potato.

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Speaker 2: That's good. She's your nowhere with this one.

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Speaker 3: Well, let's not say that might have a little surprise.

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Speaker 2: Anthany. What's the movie? What's the movie?

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Speaker 10: It's The Notebook?

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Speaker 2: Country girl?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Is she a country girl? Rachel McAdams, Yeah, I believe

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Speaker 2: she is? Would we call her a country girl? Would

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Speaker 2: you just believe she is? Beth need to try and

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Speaker 2: get that over the line. Yeah, definitely, that's increat I

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Speaker 2: mean it was a good guess we are. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's nice to have these fam fatowels in these positions

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Speaker 2: where they've got to choose between the two guys. Sure,

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Speaker 2: it's nice. It's actually finding out a bit of a

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Speaker 2: cinematic trope, given how many people have called up for this.

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Speaker 3: Will I've got a guess for you if you don't mind.

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Speaker 2: In other words, shut up about your movie? Yeh man,

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Speaker 2: Blue Crush, what's the name.

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Speaker 3: You know you're about? Forgot?

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Speaker 2: Jessica album No Deep Blue Sick.

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Speaker 4: Blue Crush In the NFL superstar, but he's a bit controlling,

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Speaker 4: and the person wants to keep her hostage is her

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Speaker 4: daddy wants her to train harder.

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Speaker 2: So you've gone for a little bit of a metaphor

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Speaker 2: on the keeping hostage thing. Yes, yes, incorrect. Kate Bosworth

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Speaker 2: is who were after in a Blue Crush by Away.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go to Pauline.

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Speaker 2: Paul teams up. Michelle Rodriguez is also in the movie.

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Speaker 2: Good movie Blue Crush actually underrated.

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Speaker 4: I'll take totally underrated. Watch it again if you don't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Pauline hung up. I think there, Paulinie there paul

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Speaker 2: So country girl has to choose between a guy who

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Speaker 2: her hostage. What's the movie?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gotta be sweeth Home Alabama with Reese's Sweet.

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Speaker 2: Home Alabama with Reese with a spoon. I'm gonna be honest, Pauline,

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen it, which doesn't bode well for you.

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Speaker 2: Given them I write these, will.

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Speaker 3: Yes win a date with Tad Hamilton.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know I haven't seen that, so I'm let

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Speaker 2: that one.

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Speaker 3: But it's perfect. It's perfect for this.

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Speaker 2: It's a much much, much better known film, much better

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Speaker 2: known story. Some might say, Sabrina, that the story is

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Speaker 2: so old that it is a tale. Sabrina, Hello, be.

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Speaker 11: Our guest, put our service through.

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Speaker 2: The now, Sabrina, I said to you, it is a

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Speaker 2: story so old that it might be known as a tale. Yes,

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Speaker 2: SABRAINA thank god second time around there. I mean sorry,

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Speaker 2: I just had to con finish that so I didn't

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Speaker 2: look like a bit of a nobe. Let's carry on

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Speaker 2: with the game, then, shall we. That's a good one,

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Speaker 2: isn't it.

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Speaker 3: That was good.

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Speaker 2: That was a good one. I didn't realize how strong

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Speaker 2: the themes of feminism and female empowerment are in that movie.

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Speaker 2: She really does fend off guys and sort of like

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Speaker 2: seek her own destiny. There.

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Speaker 3: Who is that Nabo in town?

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Speaker 6: There?

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Speaker 3: Chavon or something?

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Speaker 2: Gaston? No one fights like Gaston, No one writes likes ye.

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Speaker 2: No one dances around wearing tights like Gaston, I believe. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: Another movie pot, another movie plot here, Woods Woods one

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Speaker 2: for you. Okay, Scared father creates human contraceptive to prevent

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Speaker 2: daughter from using virginity. Yeah, gee whiz, I mean that

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Speaker 2: took me a while to write with the brains trust in.

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Speaker 2: Here is it's It's It is an incredibly well known movie,

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Speaker 2: scary movie. To increase Scared Father creates human contraceptive. Have

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Speaker 2: you think about what that might be to prevent daughter

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Speaker 2: from losing virginity?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Infinity? Will he kills kills always one of them? We

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Speaker 7: Plot?

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Speaker 10: Even we're.

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Speaker 2: So, I explained a movie plot really badly. You have

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Speaker 2: But I'm going this particular moment where nearly everybody is

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Speaker 3: There's your contraception. My friend, he's a bit scared about

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Speaker 3: he's goater losing the virginity. Yeah, anyway, lo and behold,

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Speaker 3: Pretty good, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: That's right?

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Speaker 4: You've got a right at before one one day and

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Speaker 2: My love it a hate boy? You got it right?

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Speaker 2: Everyone that called top and everyone this is sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Well done, Well you ruined the game guilty of me? No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: I did, yes to talk us through it run podcast.

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Speaker 4: I'm about to tell you or what Jeff Bezos has

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Speaker 2: Yes, so something they physically owned, like not like her,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it could be like an animal, It could be

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Speaker 4: I don't know who's dating the Bears Jeff Bezos at

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Speaker 4: Picturing picture him, that bold bastard at the height on

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Speaker 2: There wind on his head, not his head. Does it

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Speaker 2: hurt that he's bought a person? It would hurt you.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't hurt because you will resent us, all of you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but we've got hair and I will always have

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Speaker 10: There?

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Speaker 3: Is he still dating the woman who he was hooking

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Speaker 2: You couldn't be asking the worst person.

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Speaker 3: Going to produce a page in real quick on that one.

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Speaker 2: Is he still with the What do you know about her?

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Speaker 3: She she's a woman who.

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Speaker 6: Who Mackenzie Scott? But I think that was his wife?

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Speaker 6: Let me check.

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Speaker 4: All right, well everyone's off today. I just want to

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Speaker 4: let that everyone know that I including mate. Look, I'm

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Speaker 4: of but it's definitely not his ex wife, you're idiot.

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Speaker 2: So we've got so that's his wife. We know he divorced.

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Speaker 3: So but anyway, where.

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Speaker 2: We have so, he's got, he's brought a half a

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Speaker 4: He has bought a half a billion dollar yar and

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Speaker 4: I dare say anyone who's with him now a factor

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Speaker 2: The woman used to speak a client.

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Speaker 3: She wasn't a client. She wasn't a client.

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Speaker 2: She was a client.

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Speaker 3: You got the deal done. She worked, She worked on

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Speaker 3: You got the deal done. This isn't a bit.

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Speaker 4: What I wanted to talk about was another relationship when

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Speaker 4: I was much younger, fifteen or sixteen. I hated who

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Speaker 3: She used to get me freebies into clubs, which is

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Speaker 2: Who she ended up dating marrying.

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Speaker 4: We're not saying, but may have hosted The X Factor anyway.

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Speaker 4: I know where am I. When I was fifteen years old,

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Speaker 4: I would love. I feel terrible about that. It was

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Speaker 3: And I was like pad tie and tad pie tad

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Speaker 4: Anyway? Thirty one six five out number. I've loved some

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Speaker 2: what it was ghost. I didn't want to six five.

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Speaker 2: They didn't want to six five. Have you ever dated

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Speaker 2: And the rest. I mean, I feel a little bit

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Speaker 3: Shame on me for judging that on anyone.

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Speaker 2: I would say she might be a pure they might

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Speaker 4: Yeah, although yeah, I mean, look, his his his wife

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Speaker 3: She was with him when he.

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Speaker 4: That's pure love. What she don't know about Sanchez.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but just because he's got the cash now doesn't

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Speaker 3: No, that's actually a fair call. This is a deep chat.

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Speaker 4: But let's talk more about people being with people based

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Speaker 10: Hey, yeah, long story Shore boys. So I was eighteen

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Speaker 10: Screw you. I had my thirtieth and he came to

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Speaker 2: Bloody hell there between front wheel drive and him cheating

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Speaker 4: But even though you know he cheated on you because

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Speaker 4: I'm going to stay with you, you know what.

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Speaker 10: No, Okay, at the start.

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Speaker 2: I was again, shouldn't have asked the question. Responsible all

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Amy. Amy, you were with some because

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been with my boyfriend for about two years.

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Speaker 5: I wanted to break up with him, but then he

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Speaker 5: So I stuck around for another year, another.

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Speaker 2: Year, a whole nother year.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because it took me a year to buy my

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Speaker 2: Bye, thanks Amy, Thanks the cat Emma talking about.

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Speaker 2: A taxi taxi?

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Speaker 3: What what was the.

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Speaker 7: I got half half troops?

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Speaker 2: Surely you're getting free troops? Which boyfriend has going on?

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Speaker 3: Better turn the fair on?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, let's Sam. She thought that was a nice Either

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Sam. Now, Sam, you dated someone because

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Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I did? It was can you hear me?

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Speaker 12: All right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, I gotcha.

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Speaker 12: I dated her because her old man had the right

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Speaker 3: There'd be a bit of that. What you're saving a

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Speaker 2: How much how much would you have saved, Sam?

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Speaker 2: that's what you dated her for?

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Speaker 12: Well, the end of the story. Really she had confessed

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Speaker 12: that she was cheating on me, so I just said, well,

446
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Speaker 12: I was just going for your fee. Old Man's Excavator.

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Speaker 1: Podcast.

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Speaker 3: There is one thing that myself and everyone listening struggles with,

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Speaker 3: especially in this new COVID world. Right, you're a bit

450
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Speaker 3: of a rare beast in that you tend to navigate

451
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Speaker 3: this quite well.

452
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Speaker 4: But what I'm talking about is when you see someone physically,

453
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Speaker 4: not over zoomering, when you see someone physically and you

454
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Speaker 4: don't know whether to go for the hug, the kiss,

455
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Speaker 4: or the shake.

456
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Speaker 3: I just a very struggle.

457
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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, your chair is closer to the door than mine,

458
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Speaker 2: so when we have guests here, I have to.

459
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Speaker 4: Go for it first. Yeah, I'm the guinea pig for

460
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Speaker 4: one of a better word. Plus, I mean I used

461
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Speaker 4: to be someone who was a reactor. I was a reactor.

462
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Speaker 4: I would just sort of play defense and I'm waiting

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Speaker 4: for them to present a palm or a chest or

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Speaker 4: a mouth.

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Speaker 2: A chest.

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Speaker 4: Well, if they're going for a hug, that might present

467
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Speaker 4: a chest to cheeky motorboat to start things. Excuse me,

468
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,159
Speaker 4: not a motor boat. That's not an option. But I

469
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Speaker 4: waited for them to make the first move. Then I

470
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Speaker 4: would try and react, but that often leads to a

471
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Speaker 4: lot of awkwardness when you're not really.

472
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Speaker 3: Doing anything right for them.

473
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Speaker 4: So look what I'm like to do right now to

474
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Speaker 4: help me and everyone listening so overclapping.

475
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Speaker 3: I'm going to run through a that was weird.

476
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Speaker 4: I'm going to run through a whole bunch of you know,

477
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Speaker 4: hypotheticals here, and you tell me whether to go for

478
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Speaker 4: the hug, the kiss, or the shake.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: By the way, can I it's obviously like in the

481
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Speaker 2: workplace professionally, if you don't know someone, you go the handshake.

482
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Speaker 2: Let's just clear that up straight away.

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Speaker 4: I think, yeah, But so we we're interesting though, because

484
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Speaker 4: we so we're we this is a workplace right here,

485
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Speaker 4: But we have guests in that you could argue are friends.

486
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if we've met them more than once, yeah,

487
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Speaker 2: so then then then you go the handshake, and then

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Speaker 2: but then we then we'd essentially just wait and see

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Speaker 2: what they do. Then we reac then we can react.

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Speaker 3: I get weird there. I can't just sit back and react.

491
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Speaker 2: I need to need to is just about you.

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Speaker 4: Well, I think I'm not the only person who has

493
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Speaker 4: anxiety around how to greet people the.

494
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Speaker 3: Car going go through this.

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Speaker 2: I don't think anyone's ever done that.

496
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Speaker 4: Probably pulled over taking notes. Now, okay, here's here's one

497
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Speaker 4: for you, here's one. Okay, what do you do when

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Speaker 4: you see what? What greeting do you go for when you

499
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Speaker 4: see your ex partner when you're current partner is standing

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Speaker 4: right next to you, hug, kiss or shake?

501
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Speaker 2: Oh god, thank you? Starting with the real cookie. She

502
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Speaker 2: wouldn't go for anything.

503
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Speaker 3: You don't. You don't, you don't do anything if you're

504
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Speaker 3: seeing your ex partner?

505
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Speaker 2: Is this the first time that your current partner's seen them?

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Speaker 2: And you do not touch that person? My brother? You go, hey,

507
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Speaker 2: how are you going? Good to see you again?

508
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Speaker 8: Wow?

509
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Speaker 2: You incline the head.

510
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Speaker 3: You're good, You're good.

511
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Speaker 2: Okay, you I'm not touching that person unless you want

512
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Speaker 2: those arms to never touch anything again. Yeah, that's that

513
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Speaker 2: is a hands free interaction. And for your ex partner's

514
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Speaker 2: sake as well, why would you put them through that?

515
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Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I agree with it.

516
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Speaker 4: Good stuff, good stuff, all right, uh, your partner's female

517
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Speaker 4: friends when you're meeting them for.

518
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Speaker 3: The first time.

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Speaker 2: Partner's female friends meeting in female go the handshake, Go

520
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Speaker 2: the handshake?

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Speaker 3: You're really so, don't you think you come across a

522
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Speaker 3: bit cold when you're presenting a partner.

523
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Speaker 2: How do you read them? You read them though, if

524
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Speaker 2: they're getting up there and they're going, hey, come in

525
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Speaker 2: for the real thing. Can I just also caveat all

526
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Speaker 2: of this chat with effect? We are two guys.

527
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know, so we can work with baby, Yeah,

528
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Speaker 4: I know, change sex to Greek people after this interaction.

529
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Speaker 2: I am a woman. No, I'm not saying that, but like,

530
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Speaker 2: did you be careful around? Like how presumptuous we are

531
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Speaker 2: about physicality with women?

532
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Speaker 3: This is why it's hard.

533
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Speaker 2: Yes, so you've got sorry, bro, but you've got to

534
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Speaker 2: sit in the reactionary seat sometimes you do. It's too difficult.

535
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Speaker 2: You have got a bad history though, I mean, I

536
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Speaker 2: don't know, I didn't want to go there. But you

537
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Speaker 2: met Miley Cyrus on a video call once. I mean,

538
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Speaker 2: this is just on a video call with Cody Simpson.

539
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Speaker 2: Cody Simpson was filming us to send to Miley, and

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Speaker 2: your interaction with her I mean, you didn't even have

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Speaker 2: a choice hug, kiss or shake. You just had a

542
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Speaker 2: video interaction and you went with this.

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Speaker 4: We've we've redone the photo of Miley putting her hand

544
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Speaker 4: down your pants there, and you're now taking a photo

545
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Speaker 4: of that, Cody, which is great.

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Speaker 3: Are you going to send that to Miley?

547
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Speaker 2: What they just did? Yeah?

548
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Speaker 3: What was that, Maley? What happens there?

549
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Speaker 2: I don't Oh sorry, yeah I was.

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Speaker 3: I don't ever know what happens.

551
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 2: So it sounds worse coming here.

552
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was Milly take me out.

553
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Speaker 2: That is as bad as it gets.

554
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Speaker 3: That's not the first time I've done that, by the way.

555
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Speaker 2: Not the last time either, was working past the studio

556
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Speaker 2: the other day.

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Speaker 6: The grim is because.

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Speaker 2: There's three parts to this audio. There's three bus this audio. There's,

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Speaker 2: first of all, when you see her, which is a

560
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 2: little bit like if you're at Comic Con and you're

561
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Speaker 2: a huge Superman fan and the guy that played Clark

562
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 2: Kent walked out the guy from Ripley's Believe it or Not?

563
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: Is that Superman. That's your first bit. The second bit, then,

564
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Speaker 2: is the interaction you have with her while you're in

565
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Speaker 2: a soundproof studio. So she definitely can't hear you, but

566
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Speaker 2: you scream like a little girl from the playground, Hi Delta,

567
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Speaker 2: and then you really cap it off. And this is

568
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Speaker 2: my favorite bit with the cherry on the cake. Then,

569
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Speaker 2: which is the kiss right at the end where you

570
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 2: overdo the kiss so that she can hear you like

571
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Speaker 2: you've just bumped into a long lost friend at Mardi Gras.

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Speaker 3: That tells a god.

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Speaker 6: It is.

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Speaker 12: What is.

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Speaker 3: Go to traffic?

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

577
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Speaker 2: Yesterday I grilled you about being a fitness flog or

578
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Speaker 2: a wellness wanker, take your pick. Appreciate that you answered

579
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Speaker 2: in the affirmative to a series of questions found from

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Speaker 2: a random website from a foreign country. It was totally

581
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:44,120
Speaker 2: wild to get on the podcast. Now, something slipped through

582
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Speaker 2: the cracks as I was grilling you about being a

583
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Speaker 2: fitness flog. I'm gonna play the audio and then I

584
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Speaker 2: have a little bit of a chat about it afterwards. Okay, now,

585
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Speaker 2: before we play the audio, how long you've been downing

586
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Speaker 2: your your friend for?

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Speaker 3: Kind of four months? Three and a half months?

588
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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, but I asked my partner to actually shave

589
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 4: my bottom the other day, which was pretty interesting. Oh,

590
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 4: I did slip through the cracks, and I remember the

591
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Speaker 4: moment I said it, and I was so happy that

592
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 4: you clearly missed it because you were focusing on your ex.

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Speaker 2: Well, Luckily, our button bush of Joel sent me an

594
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 2: email last night was like it was like, mate, I'm

595
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Speaker 2: pretty sure it went over your head yesterday, but I'm

596
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Speaker 2: pretty sure what he said his girlfriend changed his ass.

597
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Speaker 2: We're gonna we're gonna have to cover it off.

598
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Speaker 3: And I was like, no, fair.

599
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Speaker 2: Enough, Joel, we will. So yeah, I mean, you are

600
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Speaker 2: wax wax like a porpoise from the neck down, not

601
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Speaker 2: not really very relatively hairless, but I'm I'm naturally very hairless.

602
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Speaker 3: But let's the.

603
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Speaker 2: Let's just get down to the sticking point if we can.

604
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Speaker 2: So you've been downning Mimi for four months. At what

605
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 2: point did you object to Did you just walk in

606
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Speaker 2: with the shape one day and no, You're like, hey,

607
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,479
Speaker 2: look it's not going to shave itself. You know what

608
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 2: to do?

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Speaker 3: No?

610
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 2: No, no, Luckily, because that was saying that was on

611
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 2: my mind for I really wanted to shave my ass.

612
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Speaker 3: Well, I've wanted to and I hope this isn't getting

613
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Speaker 3: to crass or whatever. But I want to.

614
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Speaker 4: Actually, it's not actually my bum. Yeah, no, I've got

615
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 4: a prely hairless bum. It's actually it's it's the in

616
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Speaker 4: the middle of it's the day. It's the Sorry I'm.

617
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Speaker 2: Trying to I'm trying.

618
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Speaker 3: I'm trying. You've got it out, but I'm not saying

619
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Speaker 3: that my barm.

620
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Speaker 2: Just because I brought it up doesn't give you a chance.

621
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Speaker 3: But I have to explain myself though, because.

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Speaker 2: I actually looking about the Yeah you crack, what's good?

623
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Speaker 3: Okay, cracks good crack because I want to I want

624
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Speaker 3: to shave the crack.

625
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Speaker 4: So and I've wanted to do this for a number

626
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Speaker 4: of years, but I've always been too nervous about going

627
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 4: to you know, Brazilian blowfly or whatever and going like,

628
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 4: not sure that's a business whatever it's called Brazilian waxy

629
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Speaker 4: fly or whatever it's go and going like just the

630
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Speaker 4: full Brazilian things, ladies, because I would be uncomfortable the steure.

631
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Speaker 2: It's got a sack, back and crack. But I don't

632
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Speaker 2: want the back all the all the we haven't any

633
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Speaker 2: here in the back.

634
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Speaker 3: No, No, I just want I just want the I

635
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 3: just want the crack.

636
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

637
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Speaker 4: But but I've always been like, is that a bit

638
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 4: uncomfortable for me to be? Well effectively, I know they

639
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 4: do it all the time, but I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say, like, for me, I would much rather,

641
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 2: you know, present the Amazonian Jungle to a total stranger

642
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 2: than to say to my partner who has to love me, Hey,

643
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 2: you know, do you just want to get in there

644
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 2: like Robin Williams rolls of five or eight. I mean,

645
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 2: it's a pretty pretty similar. I think when I love

646
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 2: you just to kiss you, like what the hell?

647
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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 4: I think when she sees the funnel product that she

649
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 4: will love me more like when you please the Amazonian Jungle.

650
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 3: They be like, wow, wow, you know what I mean.

651
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 2: And so she's actually done that for you.

652
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Speaker 3: So I brought it up in the shower.

653
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Speaker 4: We were showering together and she she was just shaving.

654
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Speaker 4: I was like, well, you're doing it, you know, because like,

655
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 4: would you consider Jesus anyways? And yeah, well naturally she

656
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 4: said yeah, yeah. But we're working on it. We've tabled

657
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Speaker 4: it a table the bum shave, and we'll probably bring

658
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Speaker 4: it up a dinner tonight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm probably bringing it up to it.

661
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Speaker 2: I think you're bringing up to she's avoided the first

662
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Speaker 2: time and just leave that. I don't think that it

663
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Speaker 2: should be anyone's job, apart from someone that you're paying

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Speaker 2: a substantial amount of money for. I'm sure we'll be

665
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Speaker 2: able to get you a voucher for Brazilian it.

666
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Speaker 3: Can we get me a voucher for Brazilian blow blow

667
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 3: blows or whatever? It's what's good.

668
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 2: I'm not sure they're current clients, but we can work

669
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 2: on that.

670
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, cool, I live with you. Yeah, I can do mornings.

671
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 3: Should I wax or shave?

672
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 2: I don't care. It's the podcast Woods. I already have

673
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 2: a lot of reservations about this. I'm gonna be honest,

674
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 2: totally fair enough.

675
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 3: I dropped the ball.

676
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 2: I sprung a tech millionaire on me at my only

677
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 2: pitch for cash to try and get our very important

678
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 2: mental health app off the ground. Yeah.

679
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 4: Jules Lung came on the show last Friday. If you

680
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 4: missed it, will you pitched and got it went badly.

681
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 4: The good news is a friend of ours has reached out,

682
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 4: has reached out to me. He heard the failed pitch,

683
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 4: so he's keen, luckily to hopefully help us out with

684
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 4: another pitch for someone. It's Gus Warren's all right, Gussie, Gussie,

685
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 4: how are you mate?

686
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 7: I am? I am so disappointed.

687
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, wow, he's.

688
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 7: Just really expected more. You're going to come up with

689
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 7: that type performance with my contact. Then we've got some

690
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 7: aerial real issues. So I needed to lift in ways

691
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 7: you heavily. You've only got the sixty five thousand for me. Yeah,

692
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,719
Speaker 7: you've got your for life one millionaire. You need to

693
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 7: do that. You need to go to you again, and

694
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 7: I'm not sure if you've got it in here to

695
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 7: be honest with you.

696
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 2: Wow, is okay? What the hell is this about us?

697
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: I don't even know who your contact is made, but

698
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 2: the only thing I know about our relationship so far

699
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 2: as we gave you sixty four grand man. So it's

700
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 2: better be spinning in a positive way somewhere.

701
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,959
Speaker 7: And that's why I picked up the phone call from

702
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:05,720
Speaker 7: you two plans. That's of course. I have a contact

703
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 7: with Chemis Warehouse. They've been my number one supporter since

704
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 7: got to fill I STANDD nearly five years ago. They

705
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 7: are absolutely supreme and there's some people in there that understand.

706
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 2: You actually listen to you Chemist Warehouse as in like

707
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 2: legitimately chemist legitimately chemists warehouse, like the biggest key.

708
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 7: Number one pharmaceutical mob in the country will obviously look

709
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 7: after your look after your physical helf, but only one

710
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 7: other one look after you. To let me put the

711
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 7: introductions together and we'll get the money for this foe

712
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 7: because it is such a good app it needs to

713
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 7: be done. It's such a simple way of looking after

714
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 7: and cheaping in with each other. So I want to

715
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 7: be a part of it that. But I just need

716
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 7: you guys to live when you actually get you know, war.

717
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 2: You're saying, this isn't like a guaranteed, Like we still

718
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 2: need to pitch for them to give us the cash.

719
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 2: Like we needn't get that done right, Like they're not

720
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 2: just going to give it to us.

721
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 7: They won't just give it to Yeah, that would have good.

722
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 2: Yes, So you're gonna you want to set out the

723
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: meeting and then we go in there they can moneyball

724
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 2: them and then we get the cash to together.

725
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 3: It's the brad baseball.

726
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 2: What do you need moneyball?

727
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 4: He cuts deals I don't know, to trade their players,

728
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 4: like we'll take your for.

729
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 2: That was the wrong tereminogy. We're going there with a

730
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 2: successful business pitch and then they go, wow, we love

731
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 2: the idea, and then hopefully they give us cash to

732
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 2: get to get the app off the ground.

733
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 7: That's that's exactly right, so simple that you don't to

734
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 7: complicate these things. You're going to keep it simple, silly,

735
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 7: hopefully do better than the last time.

736
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 2: And then alright, that is actually massive, mate, wow? Massive?

737
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 2: So how long we got like we were talking like

738
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 2: later in the week.

739
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 7: I think we need to sort of hiet at the

740
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 7: meeting in the next couple of days. Next week, I

741
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 7: think we're gonna have We're gonna have to have.

742
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 3: That movie huge, Gus. I love it.

743
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 2: Gus. I'm you're probably gonna have to say this to

744
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 2: wood He because I don't know if I can. I

745
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 2: don't think. I don't think you should be in the pitch. Wow. Well, well, Gus,

746
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 2: you saw a millionaire like he Wow.

747
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 7: You know, yeah, that's that's a maybe that's a conversation

748
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 7: going to take off there because it's going to be

749
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 7: some guys.

750
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 3: You guys are taking out your big player.

751
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, I mean, you don't go into a

752
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 4: grand final and take out your championship player.

753
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 3: This is ridiculous.

754
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 2: That didn't drops Jordan for game seven.

755
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 7: Come on, if you had an absolute disaster in the

756
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 7: premium then.

757
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 2: He then he bounces back, baby, he gets back on this.

758
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: Alright there, guys, honestly one of my hearts. Thanks so

759
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 2: much for being mate. Got for life like this is

760
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 2: without you right now, just your advice and stuff, and

761
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 2: now the fact that we're giving a chance to actually

762
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 2: pitch someone to make this real through you huge.

763
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 7: Thank you so much, man, it's close close you just

764
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 7: keep the love going and.

765
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

766
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: It's the Rhy Podcast.

767
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 4: A woman in California has been attacked by a big

768
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 4: pack of condors.

769
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 2: What is a condor? It's sort of like an eagle

770
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,760
Speaker 2: an area in Lord of the Rings. That's gondor.

771
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 4: Sorry close, so condors, which actually is interesting. So it's

772
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 4: a very rare bird, a condor. Apparently, according to these scientists,

773
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 4: ten of the condors in the world hang out at

774
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,240
Speaker 4: her house. What yeah, totally what there's only two hundred

775
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 4: condors in the world. Twenty of them are hanging out

776
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 4: at her house and trashing the house.

777
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 3: Extraordinary. I don't know what you did to piss off

778
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 3: the Gondor, but they're getting their revenge.

779
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 2: Maybe she has invited them. Maybe she's she's particularly welcoming

780
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 2: to them.

781
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 3: Well, they're terrible guests because they trash her house all

782
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 3: the time.

783
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 2: Like how big is a condor? Is it bigger than it?

784
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 2: Bigger than a pigeon? Oh wow, it's like a turkey.

785
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 4: It's like an angry turkey, like a like a more

786
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 4: mobile turkey. Is how I describe a condor?

787
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 2: Any mobile turkey? Yeah, like like turkey, significantly immobile.

788
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 4: I can't see them being very quick or agile, whereas

789
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,439
Speaker 4: a condor chacked that thing in an a jilly test,

790
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 4: and I think it to do all right. Anyway, when

791
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 4: she was talking about the condors at her house, she

792
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 4: described them as been like a big pack of rowdy teenagers.

793
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 4: And that has twigged something in my brain and may

794
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 4: have inspired a little game that I like to call.

795
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: Wasn't the teenage or animals?

796
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 2: Baby?

797
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 3: Was it the teenagers or animals baby?

798
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 2: All right? So I needed you to confirm that because

799
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 2: I was hoping that wasn't what I heard, but it was.

800
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 3: It is what you heard.

801
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 4: Thirty one six fives our number. I need you guys

802
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,280
Speaker 4: right now. Otherwise the idea falls very flat.

803
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 2: So an incident where it could be an animal or

804
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 2: a teenager. Yep, so you've I.

805
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 4: Think specifically, there's been some damage that's been done, whether

806
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 4: it's in your house or something you own, like some

807
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 4: something of yours has been damaged, stolen, stolen. I'll take stolen,

808
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 4: something of yours has been stolen or damage.

809
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 2: Nearly similar to the segment. Was that a child or

810
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:33,959
Speaker 2: your dad?

811
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 4: I don't remember that, or a baby or a dog? Okay,

812
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 4: I can't remember that. Might have another show you work.

813
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 4: So you call us something's been stolen or damaged, and

814
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 4: then will we try and guess was it a group

815
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 4: of rowdy teenagers that did it? Or was it a

816
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 4: teenager that did it?

817
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 2: Or was it an animal?

818
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 3: Was it an animal?

819
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: Was it the teenage or animals baby?

820
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 2: So thankfully, thankfully, they don't have to have a story

821
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 2: when they're calling the show right now, which is like

822
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 2: teenagers and animals, You just have to have had something

823
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 2: trashed by an animal or have had something trashed by

824
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 2: a teenager.

825
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,520
Speaker 3: Could be a kid obviously, could be your kid.

826
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean we're not excluding your children from

827
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 2: the teenager. I think we'll take whatever we can get

828
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 2: at this date, thirty one or six fives, a phone

829
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 2: number of calls, a flood. My friend, all right, we'll

830
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 2: wait and see us.

831
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 4: In Africa, play Toto for me? What about Sorry through

832
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 4: to audio. I did not organize.

833
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 3: It was rogue.

834
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 4: It's not fair enough. Button pushed out. But he's got it.

835
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 4: The calls are going to rain like they did in Africa.

836
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 2: You just need to focus on the phone. People are

837
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 2: struggling to get the screts to their heads at the moment.

838
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 2: Very sorry, you're trying to Toto. Sorry, give us a call.

839
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 2: You've had some damage received to you. Sorry, something your

840
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 2: own or something's been stolen. We guess was it a

841
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 2: teenager that did it? Or was it a bloody animal?

842
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 2: It's going to be bloody World Radio. I'm really excited

843
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 2: for everyoneho's on this journey together. Let's all hold hands.

844
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of tapping out with the journey. Get out.

845
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 4: She got married on the weekend around a grande wedding

846
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,919
Speaker 4: at her eight point seven million dollar month De Sicto home.

847
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 3: Congratulations.

848
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 2: When why does the value of the property have to

849
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 2: come into that? And I'm sorry to pull you out here,

850
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 2: but you know, just details, man?

851
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 6: Is it?

852
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 3: I don't know anyway, We're doing this.

853
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 1: Was it the teenage animals?

854
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 2: I've been inspired. Well, I'm just I mean, who did

855
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 2: Grande get married to? I want to say, Patrick, it's disgusting, Sure,

856
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 2: the guy from Star Trek.

857
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 4: It's not that he's a real estate he's a real

858
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 4: estate mogul, right, not a famous guy.

859
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 10: Right?

860
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 2: I like that? Yeah? Can I just say, I mean

861
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 2: you near the value of the house, but not the

862
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 2: name of her partner. That's not a reflection on you.

863
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 3: Well it sounds like it is mate having a direct

864
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 3: go and no.

865
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 2: It's a reflection on society, because that's what the article

866
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 2: would have said. Yeah, that's Grande gets married in eight

867
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 2: point seven million dollar home, rather than Grande finds love

868
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 2: with you know, Captain Kirk.

869
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 3: I said the guys they said the guys name in story.

870
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: I can't remember de Routers trying to play you a

871
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 2: bit again. We'll get back into it.

872
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: Was it their teenagees of animals?

873
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 4: Baby, a woman in California's house has been attacked by

874
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 4: a whole bunch of condors. She described them as a

875
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 4: big pack of rowdy teenagers. So question is, would it

876
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 4: be a bit of a fun game if we had

877
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 4: people calling up with damage that's happened to their house

878
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 4: or their property or something. And then we get we

879
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 4: put our heads together, will hopefully you will come on

880
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 4: board on this journey.

881
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 3: I'm here, man, I'm here, still undecided whether you really committed,

882
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 3: but we decide if the damage was caused by a

883
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 3: pack of teenagers or some animals or animal Let's go

884
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 3: to Felicity here on thirteen one oh six five.

885
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Speaker 6: Are you your.

886
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Speaker 2: Involuntary? Obviously totally. I tried to mask it. Let's go

887
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 2: to Felicity, Felicity. What damage was caused? Thanks for calling

888
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 2: by the my Felicity, but far away, no way.

889
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 5: I had my hot water service dummies, not once, but twice.

890
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 3: Hot water of this damaged? Now sorry? Yeah? Interesting now,

891
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 3: well for hot water to be damaged.

892
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 2: Make this more interesting.

893
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 4: That is because you'd have to go at the probably

894
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,399
Speaker 4: the gas tank on the side of the hot water

895
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,919
Speaker 4: on the side, which suggests animal for me early, because

896
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 4: it's outdoors. If you're going to attack the hot water,

897
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 4: like what what teenagers getting outside or crawling under the

898
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 4: house to get the hot water?

899
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 2: Whel teenager that sneaks out at night?

900
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 3: But why would they why would they attack the hot water?

901
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 2: They might have just stepped on it as they climbed

902
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 2: out the window.

903
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,800
Speaker 3: Would help it to the hot water on the ground.

904
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 2: No hot water, they're just outside the window on the side.

905
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 12: Of the house.

906
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 2: Just knocked it in the dark because you stumbled back home,

907
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 2: O button pusher Joel as he used to stumble, like

908
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,439
Speaker 2: would you call Joel the stabbing cabin at the baking

909
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 2: house and done?

910
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 3: This feels like a rogue story to bring up now,

911
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 3: But yes, that's what it was called.

912
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

913
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 3: Did you ever knock a hot water system when you're

914
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 3: sneaking out?

915
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you used to.

916
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 3: But my hot water system is outside my house, correct.

917
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 2: Like everybody's so sorry, window do you? I don't know

918
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 2: why you were trying to convince me the hot water

919
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,399
Speaker 2: systems anywhere else but outside near a window. That's where

920
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 2: they all are.

921
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 3: So you think of the teenager.

922
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 2: I'm saying it could be a teenager. I'm saying this

923
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 2: game is it's not. People are loving this alright, But

924
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 2: what are you going with now?

925
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 3: I'll go with you. List is anything it's done by

926
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 3: a teenager?

927
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 11: No, it was my dog.

928
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: I just wanted to be over. Well, I'm just.

929
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 3: I'm not listening to you now.

930
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 4: Let's got a Jeanette six five really want to clean

931
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 4: sweep there? Jeannette tell us the damage that was caused. Hi, guys,

932
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 4: a great time to call Jeanette.

933
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 3: What's the damage?

934
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 10: On holidays at the Queensland Islands and we come back

935
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 10: from the beach and the room has been thrashed. Lace

936
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 10: Nickers neither flod.

937
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:52,439
Speaker 2: Into all the minifire could have just said you could

938
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 2: have just said, Nickers, Jeannette, you're sick. You went for

939
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 2: the lacy numbers.

940
00:42:55,440 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 13: When everyone's know you where the laser ones. Yea lacey

941
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 13: g banger near the door. Boys, believe it is okay?

942
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 4: Now here's the thing, will given that the sexy, very

943
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 4: sexy lacey under it's.

944
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,879
Speaker 2: Very sexy lacy unders. Just in case anyone's wondering it.

945
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 4: Couldn't be the teenage son because I know you know

946
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 4: you could agree with me. Here, Mum's underwears like kryptonite.

947
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 4: You can't even touch it, nor can you look at it.

948
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 4: So I think a couple of animals are snuck in

949
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 4: there and toss the sexy underwear around with you.

950
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 3: Do you ever think it's an animal?

951
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 2: You're yah? I mean the game is starting to get

952
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 2: a bit of heat now.

953
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 3: Isn't it warm?

954
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,879
Speaker 2: It's warming now. We haven't got along for the last one.

955
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 3: We can do one all though.

956
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I tell you why we go to the traffic.

957
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 2: Well can come back if you're just joining us. We're

958
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 2: playing this was it?

959
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:56,399
Speaker 1: The teenage is of animals? Baby?

960
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 4: No context needed? I dare say, you tell us what

961
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 4: damage was caused. We guess if it was a teenager

962
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 4: or an animal. We've got Patrick here, Patrick, just off

963
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 4: the batman, Thank you so much for sticking through the

964
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 4: traffic and a song to play the game.

965
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: Well, let's be honest. He hung up.

966
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, Patrick, you did hang up there, did you? You

967
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 3: would like you've kept me waiting too long?

968
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 9: Got place to be.

969
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, at the end of the day, it's a sea

970
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 2: grade radio bit and we keep writing ten minutes. It's

971
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 2: totally fair enough, and I'm sure lots a bit of

972
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 2: it tuned out in that time.

973
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 4: I'm sure Patrick's bit could lift this up to Patrick

974
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 4: give us the details.

975
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 9: All right, So it's we're sticking around. It's a pretty

976
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 9: good story. We're out camping and we're in a two

977
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 9: men tent. Meet one of my mates and it was

978
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 9: too squishy to have our pack in there, so we

979
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 9: less them just in between our tent and the fly. Anyway,

980
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 9: halfway through the night we worked up to this noise

981
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Speaker 9: of something rummaging through our bag. We woke up in

982
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,720
Speaker 9: the morning and realize all of our food was gone.

983
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 4: Budy, Hell, okay, now here's the thing I mean, we'll

984
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 4: is at the end of the story, Patrick, that is

985
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 4: the end of the day. It's stinks, it stinks of

986
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 4: an animal, it's camping, it's rummaging through it. I mean,

987
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 4: what sort of teenager steals food out of the camper's bag.

988
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 3: But I got a feeling.

989
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 4: Patrick is trying to twist at nipples. I don't know

990
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,240
Speaker 4: if you're getting that vibe.

991
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.

992
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 3: But Patrick, we you think it's teenagers.

993
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 9: You wouldn't believe it. The next morning we see the

994
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 9: kids sitting up eating out beef jerky woo.

995
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 4: I mean, that could inspire a whole new topic tomorrow.

996
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 4: And what can't you believe they stole? Did you leave

997
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 4: that with the producers? I'll leave that with the producers, Patrick,

998
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 4: great story. Have a hundred all of eBay about your

999
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 4: mate because you're stuck around and told us a wild story,

1000
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,720
Speaker 4: lifted that bit to a beat, no doubt.

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