WEBVTT - #81 Parenting Wipeouts and Toddler Potty Mouths!

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you know your car does this,

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<v Speaker 1>but I went outside after you arrived, maybe five minutes

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<v Speaker 1>after you arrived, and the fucking car just beats on

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<v Speaker 1>its own mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I might have accidentally pressed the lock key when

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<v Speaker 2>you're down there. It's actually a funny story on that.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was at school is once and I parked

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<v Speaker 2>like at the bottom of this resort and we were

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<v Speaker 2>like up on like the fourtieth level, and my card

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<v Speaker 2>used to beep if you try to lock it to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Times I'd get people walking past and they heavy, like

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<v Speaker 2>walking past crys.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to two Dotty Dards by Mattie Jay and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Ash. This is a podcast all about parenting.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you've come winning any advice whatsoever not from us,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry to say.

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<v Speaker 2>We are sorry, don't you advice never had, we never will,

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<v Speaker 2>We don't try to if it's accidental. Anyway. We are drinking,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, stone and wood specific exactly right the world.

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<v Speaker 2>And do you know when a good time to drink

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<v Speaker 2>stone wood is other than right now? Is on a

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday afternoon when your footy team is flogging another team.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that feels like it because I

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<v Speaker 1>support the Broncos.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just want to say a big shout out

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<v Speaker 2>to the family Seagules for that dominant win. I was

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<v Speaker 2>sitting back drinking a couple of Stone and Woods that

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<v Speaker 2>I may have snuck into the stadium.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you did you really.

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<v Speaker 2>Manly listening? I'm sorry, but yes, stone and Wood. We

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<v Speaker 2>are drinking the Pacific Al. That's what I was drinking

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<v Speaker 2>on that fine Sunday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>And can I just say, if you're not a huge

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<v Speaker 1>beer drinker, this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the drop for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Cheers my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>It is refreshing, it is bloody delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got those galaxy hot which we love. That is delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>So thank you Stonewood as always for making these episodes

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<v Speaker 2>come to life, and for keeping us hydrated, yes at

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<v Speaker 2>all time, because like my grandfather, my late grandfather would say,

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<v Speaker 2>there's water in beer. He's now dead of old age,

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<v Speaker 2>not of dehydration. R p r op Michell, before we

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<v Speaker 2>do get into it, Matthew, it is the most wonderful

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<v Speaker 2>week of the year. Now, I know you're probably confused, confused,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the deal? You're very You look confused. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if you know what I'm referring to. It's better

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<v Speaker 2>than Christmas, they say.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, wait, wait, let me get better than Easter.

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<v Speaker 2>Best week of best week for a parent with young

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<v Speaker 2>kids who go to daycare, no younger of kids that

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<v Speaker 2>go to daycare. This week, for a week, it is

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<v Speaker 2>honestly the best week of macy. This morning out of

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<v Speaker 2>bed into kindy, inner pajamas saved me like twenty minutes

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<v Speaker 2>of chasing around the house trying to get addressed.

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<v Speaker 1>My daycare hasn't done pajama week. Or maybe they have

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<v Speaker 1>and I haven't noticed. No, I don't think they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. What is pajama Week? Where does it come from?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did we do it? Answer me? This, do you

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<v Speaker 1>guys do it for the entire week? Explain to me?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they. I think personally, I think that that

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<v Speaker 2>has been created by the.

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<v Speaker 1>System just to give the parents a week of just

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<v Speaker 1>to give it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you know what, it's the best week ever

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<v Speaker 2>all week. Oscar's on school holidays, but he goes to

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<v Speaker 2>kindy for Thursday Friday. This week, everyone in pajamas.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think we spoke about this last year, So

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<v Speaker 1>forgive me if I'm repeating myself, but doesn't it like

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<v Speaker 1>I've only got two sets of pajamas for the girls.

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<v Speaker 2>And we had these exact same thing as.

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<v Speaker 1>Still she isn't happy, but she loves a bottle of

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<v Speaker 1>water through the nights. Yeah, quite oftens herself. Yeah, bless

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<v Speaker 1>her cotton socks. So how do you guys go keeping

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<v Speaker 1>the clean pajamas because they must come back.

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<v Speaker 2>And they come back, they go straight in the wash, back,

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<v Speaker 2>straight in the wash, new pair on. Well, thankfully, Mason

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<v Speaker 2>goes a couple days a week, so it's not a

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<v Speaker 2>big deal. She can get through the couple of things

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<v Speaker 2>of pajamas. I also don't mind going and seeing all

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<v Speaker 2>the teachers in their pajamas.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to ask the teachers are into it

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<v Speaker 1>all the.

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<v Speaker 2>Teachers, Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do a fantastic bang up job.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone is in usually, I mean, at this time of

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<v Speaker 2>the year, it's definitely winter pajamas. Everyone's in their flannel etts.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone looks very cozy. Macey fucking loves it. She loves it,

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<v Speaker 2>she loves it. This morning, I was like, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to eight thirty and Oscar's like, where are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going I'm going to Maddie Jay's house. Maddie j

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<v Speaker 2>And I go have you got a crush on Maddie Jay?

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<v Speaker 2>And she goes no?

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<v Speaker 1>How is asking go? When Macy gets to go to

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<v Speaker 1>pajamas and he doesn't see where pajamas a home? How

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<v Speaker 1>do you enforce that? Do you allow him to say

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<v Speaker 1>pajamas for the whole day.

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<v Speaker 2>If he's sick and he wants to have a pajama day?

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<v Speaker 2>For example, today he was going to hang out with

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<v Speaker 2>Popper and going on a playdate, so it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>gotta get your fast shoes on. I can't go that

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<v Speaker 2>fast in pajamas. But if he said to me, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to go my pajamas all day, We're

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<v Speaker 2>going out? Like whatever, bro, you do you.

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<v Speaker 1>When you get your kids dressed in the morning. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you choose the items and just throw it on them

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<v Speaker 1>or do you let them choose their outfit?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a combination of both. But today they had no

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<v Speaker 2>choice because it's pajama day.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you fucking lolla? Sorry? I shouldn't swear.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't swear as much as.

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<v Speaker 1>And Marley, dude, it doesn't matter what I pick.

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<v Speaker 2>They hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, that is disgusting. I don't want to wear that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, man, that seems like a you problem, my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to work on your style choices.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I bought. I bought a pair of pants

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<v Speaker 1>which I thought I thought was very very cool, very cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I can I show you quickly?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you wearing them? Cool for you? Or cool for them? Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Whose pants? Are they? Yours or theirs?

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<v Speaker 1>I happen to be shopping all right, a standard and

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<v Speaker 1>I walked past the store and it's obviously winter right now.

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<v Speaker 1>The girls have a lot of summery dresses, not many pants.

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<v Speaker 1>And I saw something on sale and I thought, that

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<v Speaker 1>is bloody cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I thought, I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll buy them, and I'll buy two pairs. They're nothing outrageous,

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful color, vibrant, both of them. Marley and Laula

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<v Speaker 1>looked at it and said, Nah, that sucks. We're not

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<v Speaker 1>wearing it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna hand them down to meet give them to

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<v Speaker 2>Macie mc hammer. Pants. They're cool? Do you get us

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<v Speaker 2>some mate? Right? If Marley and Laula are listening, I say,

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<v Speaker 2>were not daycare. They're epic I feel your pain.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't even try them on.

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<v Speaker 2>Pink parachute pants, and I, honestly, I thought you did

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<v Speaker 2>a really good job there.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought so too. I may be old and thirty seven,

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<v Speaker 1>but I still have my fingers. I know I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>fucking that many grays coming through right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I was looking at them before. They look good, look distinguished.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing that cuts me deeper then the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>they wouldn't even try them on, wouldn't even entertain the

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<v Speaker 1>thought of putting them on for a split second.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very heartbreaking. When you think I'm going to do

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<v Speaker 2>this really cool thing, They're gonna love it, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>bond over this, and then you don't. Oscar and I

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<v Speaker 2>were getting shoes, these red shoes, okay, fast shoes, fast shoot.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, I'm going to get these

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<v Speaker 2>red ones. You can get the kids ones at match.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, no, I want these ones instead, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, do you don't want to match? He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>nut shit, kids are brutal. Also, what Oscar did yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>said to his grandmother, why do you look so old?

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking fearless?

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<v Speaker 1>She was looking tired the other day, joking.

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<v Speaker 2>Meredith heard that. They came out of MAT's mouth, not mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, how's it going with the house hunting?

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<v Speaker 2>Terribly, absolutely terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>How many of you seen places?

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<v Speaker 2>Three? April's seeing one today.

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<v Speaker 1>And all of those three? What's wrong with them?

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<v Speaker 2>One had no parking, no garage. Okay, let me, you're

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<v Speaker 2>offering up a three bedroom. It was like a granny

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<v Speaker 2>flatty thing, quite big, good space and not going to

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<v Speaker 2>offer a car spot. Like, who do you think is

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<v Speaker 2>moving in there? Someone with a car, dickhead and kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they're holding onto the garage spot or what.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a whole front area and they're like not willing

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<v Speaker 2>to give up any of the front area. And it

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<v Speaker 2>was on the main road. Fucked anyway. One of them

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<v Speaker 2>too small shit. One we really liked, but then they

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<v Speaker 2>rang us and said we want more money, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like that's illegal. Fuck you. And now they've re

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<v Speaker 2>advertised it for more money. Would would I burn it down?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you give me the address and I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you offer like another like cheeky fifty you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do that? I think the days.

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<v Speaker 2>I would if it was already over our budget and

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<v Speaker 2>it was like, look, I don't know what we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to do this round. I'm moving back to my father

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<v Speaker 2>in law. I think I don't know. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I say what in a shocked tone. But your

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<v Speaker 1>mum lives here as someone who lives with their mother.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, it's going, let's just put it that way. It's

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<v Speaker 2>ticking along. I did want to share something with you, please.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you've seen it. It's not a

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<v Speaker 2>new trend. It's a it's certain like an oldish sort

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<v Speaker 2>of trend that you do with your kids. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if you've seen it. You probably have seen. It's

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<v Speaker 2>where you take your child into the bathroom and you say,

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<v Speaker 2>now you can say whatever you want in here. Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to close it. I'm going to leave. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not condoning naughty words, but it's also a good place

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<v Speaker 2>to be, like, you can't say these words outside of

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom. I think it's still a teaching April has

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<v Speaker 2>decided to do that with young Oscar. You know. Oscar's

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<v Speaker 2>like he's quite a sweet boy, is he? No, he is.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like he's Mummy's boy. He's not like Macy, who's

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<v Speaker 2>a terror. And I think you've got it all wrong, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I walked in the other day to the laundry and

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<v Speaker 2>Macy's just looking at me, going fuck, fuck fuck, And

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<v Speaker 2>Oscar's like she's saying the air for word and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>you're signed their word or like duck, and she's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck, he doesn't know what she's doing. She's like she

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<v Speaker 1>barely knows where she is and what date is. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like, I know not to talk ill of your children.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like Oscar is the cheeky one. Macy's an

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<v Speaker 1>absolute sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 2>You're wrong. I know them, do you know? No? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know if they're mine. Actually, we had the

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<v Speaker 2>IV lady over saying Oscar was there and she was like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's you. I was like, yeah, pretty much, that's pretty

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<v Speaker 2>much me. I want to show you April has taken

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<v Speaker 2>Oscar make you so really bad, taking him to the

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<v Speaker 2>bathroom and explained to him he's allowed to see whatever

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<v Speaker 2>you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to town.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so give you the video.

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<v Speaker 3>You can say any naughty words, any bad words for

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<v Speaker 3>one minute while I drop outside.

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<v Speaker 4>Whatever you like.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll close the door and you say it. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>you go ahead do whatever you like. For one minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Son, up fucking fucking stupid, fucking ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Done. Very good, isn't that? Watch at He's very good.

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<v Speaker 3>You can say any naughty words, any bad words, for

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<v Speaker 3>one minute while I drop outside.

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<v Speaker 4>Whatever you like. Okay, well I'm not here, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>You go ahead do whatever you like for one minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Son, up fucking fucking stupid fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Ship done finished, How good?

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to ask you to do that with Mary,

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<v Speaker 2>Mary and see what the results are. I didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>they were doing this. I've got home and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>look at this and he loves rewatching it and hey, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was with my mate Adsy and we were walking

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<v Speaker 2>to the football and I was telling Addie about that.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, what words did you say?

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like, I'm not saying it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not that And they looked at me and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, gave him the nod of approval and he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, fucking ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually like credits to OSCO the fact that he knows

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<v Speaker 1>those words, but he's withholding.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he knows not to say it, he knows not

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<v Speaker 2>to say it outside. I really want to do it,

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<v Speaker 2>So do it tonight and then maybe next week when

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<v Speaker 2>we catch up.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll just update you give me the part of me things,

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<v Speaker 1>my sweet precious little man. Surely she's so innocent that

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<v Speaker 1>she'll say, like spicy bananas or something like that. That's as

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<v Speaker 1>bad as she knows.

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<v Speaker 2>She'd be like, fuck you, what do you know? What

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<v Speaker 2>are you look at? And I got in there, Tom,

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<v Speaker 2>just a staunch in the mirror, cigarette mouth. What are

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<v Speaker 2>you looking at?

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<v Speaker 1>Come out here and say that? Very good?

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<v Speaker 2>Very good? Now, well, you did tease in last week's

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<v Speaker 2>episode that we went on a business trip to the

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<v Speaker 2>shops to.

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<v Speaker 1>Buy new surfboards.

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<v Speaker 2>We did. I forgot the repair kit. Sorry, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>For those of you who are wondering, ash happens to

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<v Speaker 1>be an extremely good surfer.

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<v Speaker 2>Extremely is a very long stretch.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't see yourself short. You know, he doesn't look like

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<v Speaker 1>an athlete that I can move like one. Very good?

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<v Speaker 1>When did you start? It's ten, and your dad's a

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<v Speaker 1>very good surfer.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad's an award winning surfer.

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<v Speaker 1>He's obviously passed down everything that he knows. Yeah to

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<v Speaker 1>young Ashton, and it's to watch you in the water.

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<v Speaker 1>I liken it to watching like a like a Russian

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<v Speaker 1>professional ballet dancer.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow on the main stage Russian.

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<v Speaker 1>The Russians are very good at dancing, aren't.

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<v Speaker 2>They usually doping?

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<v Speaker 1>It was just it was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>I glide.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like it's weird. It's like times slows down. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>time does slow down and you kind of get lost

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<v Speaker 1>in the moment and all of a sudden you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>has it been thirty seconds or has it been a day?

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<v Speaker 1>I look at my watch and I'm like, fuck, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a Sunday. Now. I started watching ash Surf on a Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't describe it any better.

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<v Speaker 1>If I was like, where have you been? And I've

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<v Speaker 1>just been watching ash Surf?

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<v Speaker 2>And when you showed her, what did she say? And

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<v Speaker 2>then she just like, obviously she's now pregnant. You are welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>So you said to me, let's both go for a

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<v Speaker 1>session together. Do it. And for those people who don't

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<v Speaker 1>know me that well, I grew up in Brisbane, so

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<v Speaker 1>I only started kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of surfing South Bank.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nice to been like. I bodyboarded from the age

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<v Speaker 1>of fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know it got any nicknames for body boarders?

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<v Speaker 1>Escalad?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? What else?

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<v Speaker 1>You got?

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<v Speaker 2>Shark biscuits a good one, fucking losers, joking and people.

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<v Speaker 2>Shark biscuits a good one sharks. One of my favorites

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<v Speaker 2>is coined by my father called the Lipton jiggler, the

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<v Speaker 2>lip so you know, with a tea bag because they've

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<v Speaker 2>got the cord. Yeah, it looks like a tea bagh.

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<v Speaker 2>And another personal favorite is the dick dragger because you

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<v Speaker 2>dicked not on them. Yeah. So anyway, so, cousinue I

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<v Speaker 2>interrupted you.

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<v Speaker 1>You invited me out to a session. I was a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit nervous. I have honestly not really served that

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<v Speaker 1>much since Marley was born.

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<v Speaker 2>To be fair, I silver tongued you a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>on how easy it was going to be because I

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<v Speaker 2>really wanted to go, and I was like, how do

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<v Speaker 2>I get this session on the business? Oh, I'll just

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<v Speaker 2>tell mat it's easy. We booked in advanced. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>should have known.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of those things where it doesn't look like

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<v Speaker 1>it's that hard until you're out there. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>a bitterly cold Monday night.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you think you went?

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<v Speaker 1>Really well? I was really happy with this session. Started

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<v Speaker 1>off strong, a little bit nervous, but just hit the

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<v Speaker 1>ground running.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we go to some footage then, because we've got

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<v Speaker 2>the footage from the wavepart.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can only imagine what it must have

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<v Speaker 1>been like for the spectators watching.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, let's have a quick look of what they've

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<v Speaker 2>provided of Matthew Jay's first surf in three years. Fuck outstanding.

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<v Speaker 2>The dismount is great. I would say you struggled a

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<v Speaker 2>bit to start off with.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so close to packing it up and.

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<v Speaker 2>Going so many times I looked in and you were.

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<v Speaker 1>Like head down.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, but also I took it so personally like I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you were angry with me. I was like, oop,

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<v Speaker 2>You're like no. I kept trying to pep talk you in.

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<v Speaker 1>You were very good. You're very good, very encouraging. One

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<v Speaker 1>of the issues was one of my first or second waves.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to take off quite close to this is

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<v Speaker 1>the Olympic Park by the way. I for anyone doesn't know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's called urban serf, so it's like a man made

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<v Speaker 1>wave and you have to take off next to a

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<v Speaker 1>concrete wall. My board, brand new, first time riding. It

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<v Speaker 1>flung out like a boomerang into the concrete wall, smashed

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<v Speaker 1>in the nose, and that was very upsetting.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't a good start.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it was a hard start and.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll see the visuals because you'll put it on socials.

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<v Speaker 2>But there was a lot of missed takeoffs. I'll put

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<v Speaker 2>it bluntly where it was like you took off and

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<v Speaker 2>the board was gone.

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<v Speaker 1>But I persevered.

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<v Speaker 2>You did persevere. But do you know what the most

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<v Speaker 2>encouraging thing about it was you persevere. And then we

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<v Speaker 2>regrouped and I said, how about this. The last wave

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<v Speaker 2>of the set is actually half the size. Let's get

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<v Speaker 2>let's let's get confident that it's twice the size. So

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<v Speaker 2>let's get confidence up on that one. And straight away

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<v Speaker 2>you're sweet. So it just goes to show perseverance. It

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<v Speaker 2>was good. I had fun. I had a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I've booked in for the expert session because you dominated

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<v Speaker 2>the events. Honestly, we did show just all of the

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<v Speaker 2>bad highlights then, but you know, you did get up

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<v Speaker 2>at a couple and you were getting some speed along there.

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<v Speaker 2>We were serving with someone who I would say is

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<v Speaker 2>a professional as well, who just absolutely tore the shit

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<v Speaker 2>out of the pool, and we were considering being our

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<v Speaker 2>first ever two doting dads sponsored surfer. So if I

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<v Speaker 2>see him out there again, I will provide him a.

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<v Speaker 1>Contract he should do petty couples.

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<v Speaker 2>We should before we do petty couples? Is this our

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<v Speaker 2>last petty couples?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think Let's yeah, I think we've done petty couples.

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<v Speaker 1>This has probably been the longest running segment that we've

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<v Speaker 1>had for a while. So let's maybe I'm thinking we

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<v Speaker 1>swop back to life.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me last, Tell me sweetly.

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<v Speaker 1>I also thought to me, I thought we could. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to do this because it makes more work

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<v Speaker 1>for us. There's a song, it's beautiful song which I

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<v Speaker 1>thought we could change. You know, it goes live.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh live lies, Oh lies, oh lies, Oh lads do

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<v Speaker 2>do do dolas? Oh yeah, I like it all right,

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<v Speaker 2>petty couples for the last time this year. Let's call

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<v Speaker 2>it petty couple. Welcome down the street, petty couple.

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<v Speaker 1>They can I like merty couple. I love you, but

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<v Speaker 1>imit you.

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<v Speaker 2>No one can push me quite like you.

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<v Speaker 1>These are all anonymous.

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<v Speaker 2>These are all anonymous. I'll go first, if you don't mind, please.

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<v Speaker 2>So my partner wouldn't let me watch the show on

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<v Speaker 2>the big TV because the football is on. Little did

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<v Speaker 2>he know that I can control the TV from my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>So every now and then when he was watching football.

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<v Speaker 2>I would change it to ABC News right when the

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<v Speaker 2>pressure was building up in the game. So like, if

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<v Speaker 2>they're in the attacking zone ten meters out, very good

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<v Speaker 2>and they've gone bo, change the channel with that spread.

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<v Speaker 2>You also just got on that. Did you see that

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<v Speaker 2>video on TikTok of that person going around people's houses

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<v Speaker 2>turning the TV OFFMT have a remote genius.

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<v Speaker 1>You have seen that video in the suburbs. Good range

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<v Speaker 1>on that remote.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they'd be at the front and you've see the

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<v Speaker 2>TV and you'd see they go.

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<v Speaker 1>This one is anonymous. This husband says, whenever I have

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<v Speaker 1>a big argument with my wife, I'll go downstairs and

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<v Speaker 1>have a moment to think for myself, and at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time, I'll tighten the lid as hard as I

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<v Speaker 1>can on every single in the fridge and in the pantry,

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<v Speaker 1>knowing full well that she require my help.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's Great's I've done a similar thing, but I

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<v Speaker 2>did it with the outside tap, just like I knew

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<v Speaker 2>that she just needed to use the tap. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like a little bit shitty with her, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like tightened it right up, and it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>can you help me with the tap?

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<v Speaker 1>What look I came crawling back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I got one more here. This one's just childish. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>they all childish they are. This one time my boyfriend

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<v Speaker 2>was really pissing me off, so I filled his bedside

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<v Speaker 2>draw with mayonnaise. That's it. That's great, eggy whole egg mayonnaise.

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<v Speaker 2>It was CuPy. I'd be like, beautiful, why do you

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<v Speaker 2>keep bringing sushi to bed? Bit of soy sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a short and sharp one. The wife here

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<v Speaker 1>says that whenever she's feeling really pissed off at her husband,

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<v Speaker 1>she signs them up with Scientology. The amount of phone

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<v Speaker 1>calls that he gets.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's brilliant. Do you know what's a really good

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<v Speaker 2>one too, If you were to, like, if you really

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<v Speaker 2>pissed off with your significant other, put an add on Facebook,

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<v Speaker 2>marketplace or something like that. Yeah, but like something really cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone did that for ages. It was like a thing

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<v Speaker 2>to do, like to your mates, where you'd put a

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<v Speaker 2>room to rant on gum tree but ridiculously cheap and

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<v Speaker 2>then put like a nice looking room on there, and

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<v Speaker 2>then they'd be like, what the fuck, that's fucking brill Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>that's petty couples for the time being, will stockpile a

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<v Speaker 2>heat more and bring it back At some point, I

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<v Speaker 2>would say, but if you have any lies, If you

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<v Speaker 2>have any lies, you tell not your partner, because that's

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<v Speaker 2>a bit off.

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<v Speaker 1>Just little white lies to help make parenting easier, we

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<v Speaker 1>would love to hear that.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us an example, Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>The one that I still use all the time is

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<v Speaker 1>is the food spicy? That weekend we were away in Jamberoo.

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<v Speaker 1>We had that little like travel pack of Cereal Love

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<v Speaker 1>you get the Coca pops and had the Fruity Loops

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<v Speaker 1>and I really wanted the fruity loops, but Lola also

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<v Speaker 1>wanted the fruity loops, so I had to tell her.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, look, I'm really sorry. You can eat

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<v Speaker 1>them if you want very spicy. Oh not like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It will burn the inside of your mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>The chili flakes in this one. Really, that's a great one.

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<v Speaker 1>She then watched me eat the fruit loops and she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, is it spicy?

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<v Speaker 2>Dad?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, spicy. Good. You would hate these those type of life, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we love that. Send them in. We'll put something on

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<v Speaker 2>stories as well, and we will do that from next week,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe not the new theme song unless we can get

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<v Speaker 2>it dialed by hand. Probably not to be honest, plenty

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<v Speaker 2>of practice we need.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's time for the one and only Ellie Johnson

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<v Speaker 1>aka the Nana.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a there's a different akas We've got Ellie aka

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<v Speaker 2>Matt's mom aka Matt's roommate aka Lola Maali's nana aka

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<v Speaker 2>my best friend. Good morning, Ellie, and thank you for

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<v Speaker 2>joining us. This is a little segment we like to

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<v Speaker 2>call ask Ellie, no theme song yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we ask the questions earlie. A lot of people

0:24:29.040 --> 0:24:32.439
<v Speaker 1>do just want to know two things. A how are

0:24:32.440 --> 0:24:35.800
<v Speaker 1>you finding retirement? And B how are you adjusting to

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<v Speaker 1>life in Sydney living with your favorite son.

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<v Speaker 5>Former favorite son former after this, Well, retirement's been great.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, because you've been traveling like everything.

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<v Speaker 5>I was just going to say, I've spent a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of time traveling.

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<v Speaker 2>No need to brag.

0:24:55.000 --> 0:24:56.760
<v Speaker 4>I've waited fifty years.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, eight weeks in Europe and then ten days

0:25:00.160 --> 0:25:02.399
<v Speaker 5>in Bali, so it's been really tough.

0:25:03.320 --> 0:25:06.080
<v Speaker 2>I was joking that you went on the Kentucky tour

0:25:06.240 --> 0:25:08.040
<v Speaker 2>and then you came back and went straight off to school.

0:25:08.160 --> 0:25:11.119
<v Speaker 2>Is in Bali? Look at you go those young men

0:25:11.160 --> 0:25:13.840
<v Speaker 2>don't stand a chance. Young teenage boys.

0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:15.639
<v Speaker 1>Don't do you miss working?

0:25:15.880 --> 0:25:23.200
<v Speaker 4>I do miss the people, and I do miss the kids. No, no, no.

0:25:23.280 --> 0:25:26.440
<v Speaker 5>I had a lovely year ten class and I missed them.

0:25:26.800 --> 0:25:30.159
<v Speaker 5>But it was time. There were lots of changes at school.

0:25:30.200 --> 0:25:32.960
<v Speaker 5>It was time to say goodbye. But I do miss

0:25:33.000 --> 0:25:36.399
<v Speaker 5>them because they were beautiful. They're beautiful teachers, a joy

0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:38.920
<v Speaker 5>to work with. We had a laugh every day.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't a job interview, you know.

0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:45.880
<v Speaker 1>Actually Mom got offered, did you we're at She went

0:25:45.920 --> 0:25:47.720
<v Speaker 1>and got a coffee down down the road.

0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:49.840
<v Speaker 4>I went went down to get a coffee down and.

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<v Speaker 1>Chook can't tell me she's being hit on or being offered.

0:25:53.040 --> 0:25:58.720
<v Speaker 2>No, no, I take your pants off a look. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a job interview, now, I see it.

0:26:01.240 --> 0:26:02.120
<v Speaker 1>I just came up to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Now he yeah, he knew Buster. He went up to

0:26:05.600 --> 0:26:09.280
<v Speaker 5>Buster and introduced himself and he was the deputy of

0:26:09.400 --> 0:26:13.159
<v Speaker 5>the school up the road, so he asked what I.

0:26:13.040 --> 0:26:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Did North Bond twelve.

0:26:18.119 --> 0:26:18.760
<v Speaker 4>You know, there's a.

0:26:18.880 --> 0:26:24.920
<v Speaker 5>Huge being serious now, a huge shortage of teachers everywhere,

0:26:25.160 --> 0:26:29.000
<v Speaker 5>especially for what we call supply days. So you go

0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:30.680
<v Speaker 5>in just for one day.

0:26:30.440 --> 0:26:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Which is a fucking pretty cushy job.

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<v Speaker 4>It is a cushy job. It can be.

0:26:35.200 --> 0:26:38.080
<v Speaker 5>It's what you make it. If you know the content

0:26:38.160 --> 0:26:41.160
<v Speaker 5>of the curriculum, you can teach it. But I've been

0:26:41.720 --> 0:26:46.159
<v Speaker 5>in a classroom with senior physics. I can't teach that,

0:26:46.960 --> 0:26:47.960
<v Speaker 5>so you just have.

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<v Speaker 1>To movie day.

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<v Speaker 2>I considered, once this career is done and dusted, because

0:26:55.359 --> 0:26:57.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm a man of many careers. You were going to

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<v Speaker 2>be a teacher, I'm going to, I think, considering still

0:26:59.880 --> 0:27:03.840
<v Speaker 2>be a primary school teacher. Still considering it.

0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:07.399
<v Speaker 1>You would be right, Yeah, but I could see No,

0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:10.280
<v Speaker 1>I just I just can't. I can't imagine you.

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:12.640
<v Speaker 4>I can, I can, I really can.

0:27:13.680 --> 0:27:15.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I could see you being a pe teacher.

0:27:16.119 --> 0:27:18.400
<v Speaker 2>No, I would. I would like to do primary school kids,

0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:19.280
<v Speaker 2>not high school kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Well not high school.

0:27:21.320 --> 0:27:26.679
<v Speaker 2>No, No, disrespectful little ship. When we went on that

0:27:26.800 --> 0:27:30.200
<v Speaker 2>school tour with Oscar Man, I was just like I

0:27:30.240 --> 0:27:33.480
<v Speaker 2>would fucking love that job, Like I just really something

0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:35.960
<v Speaker 2>struck me, Like I was like I could once I'm

0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:40.280
<v Speaker 2>canceled from this, if they'll have me, I'm not going

0:27:40.320 --> 0:27:41.600
<v Speaker 2>to study for it. It's going to be one of

0:27:41.640 --> 0:27:45.760
<v Speaker 2>those teachers like he just lives here. I have considered

0:27:45.800 --> 0:27:46.159
<v Speaker 2>it I have.

0:27:46.520 --> 0:27:49.520
<v Speaker 1>I can take it that strolled into a classroom, picked

0:27:49.560 --> 0:27:51.960
<v Speaker 1>up a whiteboard market and he's never left.

0:27:51.920 --> 0:27:55.280
<v Speaker 4>It is it's a very special job. And the primary kids.

0:27:55.359 --> 0:27:56.560
<v Speaker 2>I loved the vibe of the.

0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Off the record you told me you hate it them,

0:28:01.960 --> 0:28:02.399
<v Speaker 1>but be.

0:28:04.200 --> 0:28:06.439
<v Speaker 2>This is this is really awkward.

0:28:07.280 --> 0:28:09.520
<v Speaker 1>How are you finding life here? Had a few tips

0:28:09.600 --> 0:28:10.760
<v Speaker 1>Mama and I.

0:28:11.200 --> 0:28:14.120
<v Speaker 2>You just had one a moment ago over the bag.

0:28:14.720 --> 0:28:15.959
<v Speaker 4>That's us with our bounter.

0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Well you know, okay, you know when you were a

0:28:19.520 --> 0:28:20.919
<v Speaker 2>kid and you went to a friend's house and their

0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:24.879
<v Speaker 2>parents argued over that you were there, That's what it

0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:25.320
<v Speaker 2>felt like.

0:28:25.800 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 1>It was ash and I had a very important business

0:28:29.160 --> 0:28:31.960
<v Speaker 1>and I said to mom, I said, hang on, I said,

0:28:31.960 --> 0:28:33.920
<v Speaker 1>please just be quiet because we've got the phone call

0:28:34.160 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 1>in the background, and the kitchen table is riding to

0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:40.480
<v Speaker 1>the kitchen itself, and then Ellie starts fucking frying and.

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:41.280
<v Speaker 2>It just goes.

0:28:41.360 --> 0:28:42.320
<v Speaker 4>I didn't expect.

0:28:42.440 --> 0:28:44.720
<v Speaker 2>It was like we were at a Tepan yaki restaurant

0:28:49.440 --> 0:28:51.960
<v Speaker 2>and you were throwing food at people's mouths. I don't

0:28:51.960 --> 0:28:53.000
<v Speaker 2>know what was happening there.

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 1>What was like? And I said, can you please be

0:28:56.520 --> 0:28:57.880
<v Speaker 1>ju knives?

0:28:57.920 --> 0:29:00.760
<v Speaker 2>And yeh, I was concerned.

0:29:00.800 --> 0:29:02.280
<v Speaker 1>But how are you finding it?

0:29:02.320 --> 0:29:04.480
<v Speaker 4>Aside from yeah, look, it's great.

0:29:04.800 --> 0:29:09.040
<v Speaker 5>I do appreciate how lucky I am.

0:29:11.720 --> 0:29:15.280
<v Speaker 2>No, it's true, though collectively all the listeners are.

0:29:16.320 --> 0:29:22.080
<v Speaker 4>It's true.

0:29:22.880 --> 0:29:25.520
<v Speaker 5>But you know, Matt and I, yeah, we have banter

0:29:25.720 --> 0:29:28.160
<v Speaker 5>and we have our sort of tips, but we do

0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:31.120
<v Speaker 5>get on. We do have a similar sense of humor,

0:29:31.280 --> 0:29:34.440
<v Speaker 5>so we can take a bit of criticism with a

0:29:34.520 --> 0:29:35.080
<v Speaker 5>with a joke.

0:29:35.160 --> 0:29:36.680
<v Speaker 2>He's a bit of a mummy's boy, isn't he.

0:29:38.920 --> 0:29:40.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I told you that.

0:29:42.400 --> 0:29:47.400
<v Speaker 5>But but the other thing, which I did not expect

0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:52.640
<v Speaker 5>before Matt got married or got had a partner. And

0:29:52.720 --> 0:29:58.240
<v Speaker 5>again it's a bit but law is just the most

0:29:58.520 --> 0:30:01.760
<v Speaker 5>beautiful daughter in law. And she is not a daughter

0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:05.880
<v Speaker 5>in law, she is my second daughter. And we get

0:30:05.960 --> 0:30:08.760
<v Speaker 5>on super well. In fact, I do know there have

0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:13.080
<v Speaker 5>been times when Laura and I have been deep in conversation,

0:30:13.720 --> 0:30:18.040
<v Speaker 5>some fairly serious issue. We're discussing it. Matt's sort of

0:30:18.040 --> 0:30:21.400
<v Speaker 5>sitting down and I remember once you just said, gee,

0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:25.760
<v Speaker 5>you two get on really well, don't you, And.

0:30:25.640 --> 0:30:27.760
<v Speaker 1>It was almost as kissing.

0:30:29.600 --> 0:30:30.880
<v Speaker 2>A bit of a hallmark moment.

0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 4>But I think you felt left out.

0:30:34.280 --> 0:30:35.880
<v Speaker 1>No, No, that's great, that's good.

0:30:36.120 --> 0:30:37.960
<v Speaker 2>It's good. It gives them rest.

0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:30:39.240 --> 0:30:42.240
<v Speaker 5>But look, so that's that's important. Great to be with

0:30:42.440 --> 0:30:43.320
<v Speaker 5>the grandkids.

0:30:43.560 --> 0:30:46.400
<v Speaker 2>I think it's really important too, like as everyone gets

0:30:46.400 --> 0:30:48.840
<v Speaker 2>older of the family, that you get on with your

0:30:49.240 --> 0:30:50.600
<v Speaker 2>mum and your kids.

0:30:50.680 --> 0:30:50.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:30:51.040 --> 0:30:53.360
<v Speaker 2>I think the circumcision really would have brought you guys

0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:54.160
<v Speaker 2>together back then.

0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:57.000
<v Speaker 1>And I was just steering at the barrel of moving

0:30:57.000 --> 0:31:02.240
<v Speaker 1>in with his father in law again. Actually, is he single?

0:31:03.560 --> 0:31:04.160
<v Speaker 2>Maybe soon?

0:31:05.480 --> 0:31:05.720
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you could do better.

0:31:12.520 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, it is time to ask. Let's get into it.

0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:16.120
<v Speaker 1>We've been talking for too long.

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Ellie, I have a question for you if you

0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:19.959
<v Speaker 2>don't mind, but this is ask Ellie. So you've got

0:31:19.960 --> 0:31:25.160
<v Speaker 2>no choice after five kids? I mean I was after two.

0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:27.280
<v Speaker 2>I knew I was done. How did you know you

0:31:27.320 --> 0:31:28.320
<v Speaker 2>were done after five?

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:28.920
<v Speaker 4>Well?

0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:34.840
<v Speaker 5>I felt I wasn't done after five, and I would

0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:37.920
<v Speaker 5>have been quite happy to go to six.

0:31:38.080 --> 0:31:39.760
<v Speaker 2>You are crazy, that's I know.

0:31:40.000 --> 0:31:41.720
<v Speaker 4>I know. I look back and.

0:31:41.680 --> 0:31:45.160
<v Speaker 5>Think, geez, that's six too many desire. But I think

0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:48.080
<v Speaker 5>I just wanted my own football team.

0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 1>You were addicted to kids.

0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 4>I was addicted. Yeah, I wanted a really big family.

0:31:54.960 --> 0:31:56.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh my, I can taste that.

0:31:57.960 --> 0:32:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Buster, Okay, Buster, just was that Buster or was that Ellie?

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Ellie? Oh my god, that is rank Id that vintage.

0:32:13.880 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 4>Discuss.

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:20.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh my mouth, my mouth, my mouth, don't kiss me, Ellie,

0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:26.120
<v Speaker 2>my mouth thinks all right. Sorry, Yes, you're addicted to kids.

0:32:26.400 --> 0:32:32.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I had lost my sperm donor. Oh so

0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:33.640
<v Speaker 4>was not going to happen?

0:32:33.840 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 1>Do you honestly do you think if you had a

0:32:37.880 --> 0:32:41.720
<v Speaker 1>partner who was willing and able, how many kids it

0:32:41.800 --> 0:32:43.720
<v Speaker 1>was up to you, how many kids would you have had?

0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 4>Six?

0:32:45.800 --> 0:32:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Seven? Maybe?

0:32:46.600 --> 0:32:48.360
<v Speaker 4>No, it has to be an even number.

0:32:49.120 --> 0:32:51.280
<v Speaker 2>Do you hear that? Guy? If you're willing and able,

0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:55.280
<v Speaker 2>Matt wants a little brother or sister. Now, wow, do

0:32:55.360 --> 0:32:57.800
<v Speaker 2>you find that when you say you lost your sperm

0:32:57.880 --> 0:33:05.400
<v Speaker 2>donor you just still haven't found him. That's joke anyway, divorced, bro,

0:33:07.520 --> 0:33:09.320
<v Speaker 2>just get the violin that you won't call the ambulance.

0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:12.320
<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine anything worse than having six kids. That

0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:15.080
<v Speaker 1>to me, three even would be hell on earth.

0:33:15.120 --> 0:33:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Now.

0:33:15.320 --> 0:33:20.960
<v Speaker 5>But you think that because you have two usually close

0:33:21.040 --> 0:33:24.120
<v Speaker 5>in age, and they take up all your time. But

0:33:24.280 --> 0:33:27.840
<v Speaker 5>when you start to have multiple children of an age

0:33:28.320 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 5>where they can help, and if you remember you had

0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:36.840
<v Speaker 5>Tom Judy, all your older ones because Tom was the youngest,

0:33:37.280 --> 0:33:38.840
<v Speaker 5>you would put him in the bath.

0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:40.320
<v Speaker 4>Two of you what was.

0:33:40.320 --> 0:33:42.880
<v Speaker 1>Out there having wines bylf I put that child in

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:44.160
<v Speaker 1>the bar, so you.

0:33:44.120 --> 0:33:46.800
<v Speaker 4>Know, you'd put them in and put him in the bar.

0:33:47.040 --> 0:33:49.280
<v Speaker 5>You would put pajamas on, and one of you would

0:33:49.280 --> 0:33:51.560
<v Speaker 5>lie down in bed and read a story.

0:33:51.840 --> 0:33:53.760
<v Speaker 2>So you can pay for you of this child.

0:33:53.800 --> 0:33:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Labor is chin clearing away on your second bottle of

0:33:58.680 --> 0:33:59.160
<v Speaker 1>self blind?

0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:02.520
<v Speaker 2>What region of South Australia is this bottle of wine from?

0:34:02.600 --> 0:34:05.960
<v Speaker 5>And you were quite happy you rotated the Tom Judy.

0:34:06.080 --> 0:34:09.520
<v Speaker 5>Sometimes you'd be playing with him outside and it worked.

0:34:10.400 --> 0:34:14.279
<v Speaker 5>And a lot of people don't experience that because they

0:34:14.320 --> 0:34:16.040
<v Speaker 5>stick with two kids and they're close.

0:34:16.360 --> 0:34:18.080
<v Speaker 2>I suppose you're right when they get to a certain

0:34:18.120 --> 0:34:20.000
<v Speaker 2>actu your little helpers. But still I.

0:34:20.160 --> 0:34:23.480
<v Speaker 1>People with three kids and they look broken, and doing that.

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:26.160
<v Speaker 4>Three is the hardest if they're close in age.

0:34:26.320 --> 0:34:27.640
<v Speaker 2>There you go. If you're going to have a third,

0:34:27.680 --> 0:34:30.080
<v Speaker 2>have a fourth, least fifth.

0:34:30.440 --> 0:34:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Six.

0:34:31.120 --> 0:34:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Now there is one more question, but I think it

0:34:33.440 --> 0:34:36.040
<v Speaker 2>should come from Matt because it might be a little

0:34:36.040 --> 0:34:38.000
<v Speaker 2>bit awkward coming out of my mouth.

0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:44.600
<v Speaker 1>So Matt, very good, very good, I'm you sure you

0:34:44.600 --> 0:34:45.399
<v Speaker 1>have asked this question.

0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:46.560
<v Speaker 2>I am ready.

0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:48.880
<v Speaker 1>This is I never thought I would ask my mum

0:34:48.960 --> 0:34:49.480
<v Speaker 1>this question.

0:34:49.680 --> 0:34:51.720
<v Speaker 2>Let me take my pants off, but you are.

0:34:52.320 --> 0:34:54.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Ellie. The question is.

0:34:56.520 --> 0:34:59.120
<v Speaker 2>When did you get Come on, man, it's a bit

0:34:59.160 --> 0:34:59.839
<v Speaker 2>of that. Let's go.

0:35:01.680 --> 0:35:05.560
<v Speaker 1>When did you get your sex drive back after you

0:35:05.680 --> 0:35:09.560
<v Speaker 1>gave birth? Maybe this is like on average because you

0:35:09.560 --> 0:35:10.160
<v Speaker 1>had five kids?

0:35:10.200 --> 0:35:12.319
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, what the nitty gritty When did it happen? Now?

0:35:13.040 --> 0:35:21.759
<v Speaker 4>Well, I suppose, oh, make it stop right away, care

0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:23.520
<v Speaker 4>well in the hospital, you know.

0:35:24.040 --> 0:35:28.600
<v Speaker 5>Oh no, I suppose if you look at after the

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<v Speaker 5>birth of my first chance, yes, within nine months I

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<v Speaker 5>was pregnant again, and then after the birth of my

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<v Speaker 5>second child, I was pregnant again within nine months, So

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<v Speaker 5>I think that was pretty quick. But then I have

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<v Speaker 5>to ask myself, was that the return of a sex

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<v Speaker 5>drive or was that my intense desire to have more.

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<v Speaker 2>Children, intense desire to have it?

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<v Speaker 1>But when when? Oh god, I'm asking this, like, at

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<v Speaker 1>what point you've give them birth? At what point are

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<v Speaker 1>you starting to think about sex?

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<v Speaker 2>When did you get back on the horse, so to speak?

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was Tuesday night.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Look, I don't I.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't answer that question specifically.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you say can you give us weeks months?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you like? Is it like two months afterwards?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, first it can be you know, a little harrowing,

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<v Speaker 5>a little more damage is done with the first.

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<v Speaker 1>One that courage.

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<v Speaker 5>So you have an favorite which has you know, has

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<v Speaker 5>to heal. But the thing with sex drive, I think

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<v Speaker 5>it is I think it's adversely related to tiredness. And

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<v Speaker 5>the problem is that when you are on pretty much

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<v Speaker 5>twenty four to seven, you are tired.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's when I talk to other women.

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<v Speaker 5>They get to bed and it's not that they don't

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<v Speaker 5>want to have intimacy, it's just they haven't got anything

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<v Speaker 5>else left to give. So my advice to a partner

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<v Speaker 5>out there, to.

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<v Speaker 4>A husband.

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<v Speaker 1>Who has not given birth, who.

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<v Speaker 5>Has not given birth, and I know this isn't you,

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<v Speaker 5>but it's so true. Housework is the greatest aphrodisiac. If

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<v Speaker 5>you came home and said to your wife, I want

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<v Speaker 5>you to go upstairs, have a shower, have a bubble bath,

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<v Speaker 5>whatever you want, relax, watch some TV. I am going

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<v Speaker 5>to prepare dinner. I'm going to feed the kids and

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<v Speaker 5>going to put the kids in the bath. I'll get

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<v Speaker 5>them ready for bed. You don't have to do anything.

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<v Speaker 5>I can guarantee that those hormones will be pumping, pulsating, pulsating.

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<v Speaker 2>But what you're saying is sure play.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I could have sex after doing

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<v Speaker 1>all those activities, though.

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly I think, Look, I don't think i'd get

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<v Speaker 2>anything after that.

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<v Speaker 4>I stop.

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<v Speaker 5>You expect her to have sex after all those activities.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't point your finger at us, but.

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<v Speaker 1>We believe in equal share, Ellie, ashion myself.

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<v Speaker 5>But there are many women out there who would do

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<v Speaker 5>all of that. Husband comes old, partner comes home from work. Look,

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<v Speaker 5>whether it's male or female.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Just lift the load a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>And that'll get the sex straw pumping your and then

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<v Speaker 2>there you go.

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<v Speaker 4>Gents, to be said.

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<v Speaker 2>For gragnificant others, she will be grateful. So you're going

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<v Speaker 2>for grateful sex. Beautiful. That's my favorite type.

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<v Speaker 4>But it is hard. It is hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Ellie, thank you for that. I'm glad it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>as icky as you thought it was going to be.

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<v Speaker 1>What else is hard?

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<v Speaker 5>Boys?

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<v Speaker 4>Settled?

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<v Speaker 1>Goodness me, I didn't think when I said this podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been talking about sex my mother. But here we are.

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<v Speaker 4>We always talk about sex.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't had my yet.

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<v Speaker 1>We're a weird family.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't had on yet.

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<v Speaker 4>Jesus, No, we know the thing is though, Matt. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>you know that pretty much.

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<v Speaker 5>We can talk about anything, and that's to me an

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<v Speaker 5>absolute joy that we're not inhibiting.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's going to go crymeself to sleep now. That is

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<v Speaker 2>all we have time.

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<v Speaker 4>For Ellie to see you again.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good to see you. I'm glad you're back, safe

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<v Speaker 2>from your trip, all.

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<v Speaker 4>Those trips, still here, still picking.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for jumping on. We'll see you maybe next week,

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<v Speaker 1>maymbe the week after. We're not sure. We'll keep you posted.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see. I've got to recover from that one.

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