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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two Dotty Dards by Mattie Jay and

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Speaker 1: I'm Ash. This is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 1: And if you've come winning any advice whatsoever not from us,

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Speaker 2: We are sorry, don't you advice never had, we never will,

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Speaker 2: We don't try to if it's accidental. Anyway. We are drinking,

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Speaker 2: of course, stone and wood specific exactly right the world.

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Speaker 2: And do you know when a good time to drink

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Speaker 2: stone wood is other than right now? Is on a

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Speaker 2: Sunday afternoon when your footy team is flogging another team.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that feels like it because I

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Speaker 1: support the Broncos.

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Speaker 2: So I just want to say a big shout out

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Speaker 2: sitting back drinking a couple of Stone and Woods that

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Speaker 1: Did you did you really.

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Speaker 2: Manly listening? I'm sorry, but yes, stone and Wood. We

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Speaker 1: And can I just say, if you're not a huge

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Speaker 2: This is the stuff.

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Speaker 1: Is the drop for you?

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Speaker 2: Cheers my friend.

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Speaker 1: It is refreshing, it is bloody delicious.

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Speaker 2: It's got those galaxy hot which we love. That is delicious.

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Speaker 2: So thank you Stonewood as always for making these episodes

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Speaker 2: come to life, and for keeping us hydrated, yes at

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Speaker 2: all time, because like my grandfather, my late grandfather would say,

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Speaker 2: there's water in beer. He's now dead of old age,

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Speaker 2: not of dehydration. R p r op Michell, before we

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Speaker 2: do get into it, Matthew, it is the most wonderful

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Speaker 2: week of the year. Now, I know you're probably confused, confused,

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Speaker 2: know if you know what I'm referring to. It's better

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Speaker 2: Best week of best week for a parent with young

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Speaker 1: Why did we do it? Answer me? This, do you

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Speaker 1: And Marley, dude, it doesn't matter what I pick.

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Speaker 2: Are you wearing them? Cool for you? Or cool for them? Wait?

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Speaker 2: Whose pants? Are they? Yours or theirs?

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Speaker 2: Macie mc hammer. Pants. They're cool? Do you get us

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't even try them on.

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Speaker 2: I was looking at them before. They look good, look distinguished.

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Speaker 2: Terribly, absolutely terrible.

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Speaker 1: How many of you seen places?

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Speaker 1: And all of those three? What's wrong with them?

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Speaker 2: One had no parking, no garage. Okay, let me, you're

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Speaker 1: Because they're holding onto the garage spot or what.

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Speaker 2: There's a whole front area and they're like not willing

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Speaker 1: Yes, you give me the address and I'll do it.

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Speaker 1: Would you offer like another like cheeky fifty you have

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Speaker 2: I would if it was already over our budget and

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Speaker 1: Actually I say what in a shocked tone. But your

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Speaker 2: Anyway, it's going, let's just put it that way. It's

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Speaker 2: ticking along. I did want to share something with you, please.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you've seen it. It's not a

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Speaker 2: know if you've seen it. You probably have seen. It's

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Speaker 2: where you take your child into the bathroom and you say,

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Speaker 2: now you can say whatever you want in here. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: not condoning naughty words, but it's also a good place

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Speaker 2: like he's quite a sweet boy, is he? No, he is.

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Speaker 2: He's like he's Mummy's boy. He's not like Macy, who's

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Speaker 2: Macy's just looking at me, going fuck, fuck fuck, And

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Speaker 2: Oscar's like she's saying the air for word and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: you're signed their word or like duck, and she's like.

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Speaker 1: Fuck, he doesn't know what she's doing. She's like she

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Speaker 1: I feel like Oscar is the cheeky one. Macy's an

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Speaker 1: absolute sweetheart.

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Speaker 2: You're wrong. I know them, do you know? No? I

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Speaker 1: It was just it was beautiful.

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Speaker 1: So you said to me, let's both go for a

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Speaker 2: Shark biscuits a good one, fucking losers, joking and people.

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Speaker 2: Shark biscuits a good one sharks. One of my favorites

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Speaker 2: is coined by my father called the Lipton jiggler, the

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Speaker 1: You invited me out to a session. I was a

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Speaker 1: It's one of those things where it doesn't look like

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Speaker 2: How do you think you went?

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Speaker 1: Really well? I was really happy with this session. Started

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, let's have a quick look of what they've

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Speaker 1: You were very good. You're very good, very encouraging. One

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Speaker 2: But there was a lot of missed takeoffs. I'll put

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Speaker 1: But I persevered.

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Speaker 2: You did persevere. But do you know what the most

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Speaker 2: you're sweet. So it just goes to show perseverance. It

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Speaker 2: was good. I had fun. I had a lot of fun.

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Speaker 2: the events. Honestly, we did show just all of the

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Speaker 2: at a couple and you were getting some speed along there.

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Speaker 2: We were serving with someone who I would say is

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Speaker 1: Contract he should do petty couples.

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Speaker 2: We should before we do petty couples? Is this our

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Speaker 2: last petty couples?

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Speaker 1: Do you think Let's yeah, I think we've done petty couples.

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Speaker 1: This has probably been the longest running segment that we've

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Speaker 2: Tell me last, Tell me sweetly.

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Speaker 1: I also thought to me, I thought we could. I

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Speaker 1: don't have to do this because it makes more work

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Speaker 1: for us. There's a song, it's beautiful song which I

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Speaker 1: thought we could change. You know, it goes live.

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Speaker 2: Oh live lies, Oh lies, oh lies, Oh lads do

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Speaker 2: do do dolas? Oh yeah, I like it all right,

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Speaker 2: petty couples for the last time this year. Let's call

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Speaker 2: it petty couple. Welcome down the street, petty couple.

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Speaker 1: They can I like merty couple. I love you, but

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Speaker 1: imit you.

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Speaker 2: No one can push me quite like you.

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Speaker 1: These are all anonymous.

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Speaker 2: These are all anonymous. I'll go first, if you don't mind, please.

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Speaker 2: So my partner wouldn't let me watch the show on

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Speaker 2: and they've gone bo, change the channel with that spread.

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Speaker 2: You also just got on that. Did you see that

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Speaker 2: video on TikTok of that person going around people's houses

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Speaker 2: turning the TV OFFMT have a remote genius.

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Speaker 1: You have seen that video in the suburbs. Good range

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd be at the front and you've see the

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Speaker 1: This one is anonymous. This husband says, whenever I have

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Speaker 1: same time, I'll tighten the lid as hard as I

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Speaker 2: Oh that's Great's I've done a similar thing, but I

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Speaker 2: can you help me with the tap?

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Speaker 1: What look I came crawling back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I got one more here. This one's just childish. Okay,

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Speaker 2: they all childish they are. This one time my boyfriend

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Speaker 2: draw with mayonnaise. That's it. That's great, eggy whole egg mayonnaise.

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Speaker 2: It was CuPy. I'd be like, beautiful, why do you

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Speaker 2: keep bringing sushi to bed? Bit of soy sauce.

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Speaker 1: This is a short and sharp one. The wife here

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's brilliant. Do you know what's a really good

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00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 2: one too, If you were to, like, if you really

439
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 2: pissed off with your significant other, put an add on Facebook,

440
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 2: marketplace or something like that. Yeah, but like something really cheap.

441
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 2: Everyone did that for ages. It was like a thing

442
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 2: to do, like to your mates, where you'd put a

443
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 2: room to rant on gum tree but ridiculously cheap and

444
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 2: then put like a nice looking room on there, and

445
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 2: then they'd be like, what the fuck, that's fucking brill Anyway,

446
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 2: that's petty couples for the time being, will stockpile a

447
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,359
Speaker 2: heat more and bring it back At some point, I

448
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 2: would say, but if you have any lies, If you

449
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,879
Speaker 2: have any lies, you tell not your partner, because that's

450
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 2: a bit off.

451
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: Just little white lies to help make parenting easier, we

452
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,679
Speaker 1: would love to hear that.

453
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 2: Give us an example, Matt.

454
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: The one that I still use all the time is

455
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Speaker 1: is the food spicy? That weekend we were away in Jamberoo.

456
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 1: We had that little like travel pack of Cereal Love

457
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 1: you get the Coca pops and had the Fruity Loops

458
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 1: and I really wanted the fruity loops, but Lola also

459
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 1: wanted the fruity loops, so I had to tell her.

460
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: I was like, look, I'm really sorry. You can eat

461
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: them if you want very spicy. Oh not like it.

462
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: It will burn the inside of your mouth.

463
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 2: The chili flakes in this one. Really, that's a great one.

464
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 1: She then watched me eat the fruit loops and she

465
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 1: was like, is it spicy?

466
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 2: Dad?

467
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:36,679
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh.

468
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, spicy. Good. You would hate these those type of life, Yes,

469
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 2: we love that. Send them in. We'll put something on

470
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 2: stories as well, and we will do that from next week,

471
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,360
Speaker 2: maybe not the new theme song unless we can get

472
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 2: it dialed by hand. Probably not to be honest, plenty

473
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 2: of practice we need.

474
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,639
Speaker 1: But it's time for the one and only Ellie Johnson

475
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,679
Speaker 1: aka the Nana.

476
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 2: That's a there's a different akas We've got Ellie aka

477
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 2: Matt's mom aka Matt's roommate aka Lola Maali's nana aka

478
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 2: my best friend. Good morning, Ellie, and thank you for

479
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 2: joining us. This is a little segment we like to

480
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 2: call ask Ellie, no theme song yet.

481
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 1: Before we ask the questions earlie. A lot of people

482
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 1: do just want to know two things. A how are

483
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: you finding retirement? And B how are you adjusting to

484
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 1: life in Sydney living with your favorite son.

485
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 5: Former favorite son former after this, Well, retirement's been great.

486
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: Actually, because you've been traveling like everything.

487
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 5: I was just going to say, I've spent a lot

488
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 5: of time traveling.

489
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 2: No need to brag.

490
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 4: I've waited fifty years.

491
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 5: So yeah, eight weeks in Europe and then ten days

492
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,399
Speaker 5: in Bali, so it's been really tough.

493
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 2: I was joking that you went on the Kentucky tour

494
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 2: and then you came back and went straight off to school.

495
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 2: Is in Bali? Look at you go those young men

496
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 2: don't stand a chance. Young teenage boys.

497
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,639
Speaker 1: Don't do you miss working?

498
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 4: I do miss the people, and I do miss the kids. No, no, no.

499
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 5: I had a lovely year ten class and I missed them.

500
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 5: But it was time. There were lots of changes at school.

501
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 5: It was time to say goodbye. But I do miss

502
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 5: them because they were beautiful. They're beautiful teachers, a joy

503
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 5: to work with. We had a laugh every day.

504
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 2: This isn't a job interview, you know.

505
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 1: Actually Mom got offered, did you we're at She went

506
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 1: and got a coffee down down the road.

507
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 4: I went went down to get a coffee down and.

508
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: Chook can't tell me she's being hit on or being offered.

509
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 2: No, no, I take your pants off a look. That's

510
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 2: a job interview, now, I see it.

511
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,120
Speaker 1: I just came up to you.

512
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 5: Now he yeah, he knew Buster. He went up to

513
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 5: Buster and introduced himself and he was the deputy of

514
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 5: the school up the road, so he asked what I.

515
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 2: Did North Bond twelve.

516
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 4: You know, there's a.

517
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 5: Huge being serious now, a huge shortage of teachers everywhere,

518
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 5: especially for what we call supply days. So you go

519
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 5: in just for one day.

520
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 1: Which is a fucking pretty cushy job.

521
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 4: It is a cushy job. It can be.

522
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 5: It's what you make it. If you know the content

523
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,160
Speaker 5: of the curriculum, you can teach it. But I've been

524
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 5: in a classroom with senior physics. I can't teach that,

525
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 5: so you just have.

526
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 1: To movie day.

527
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 2: I considered, once this career is done and dusted, because

528
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 2: I'm a man of many careers. You were going to

529
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 2: be a teacher, I'm going to, I think, considering still

530
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: be a primary school teacher. Still considering it.

531
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 1: You would be right, Yeah, but I could see No,

532
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: I just I just can't. I can't imagine you.

533
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 4: I can, I can, I really can.

534
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see you being a pe teacher.

535
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 2: No, I would. I would like to do primary school kids,

536
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 2: not high school kids.

537
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 4: Well not high school.

538
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:26,679
Speaker 2: No, No, disrespectful little ship. When we went on that

539
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 2: school tour with Oscar Man, I was just like I

540
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 2: would fucking love that job, Like I just really something

541
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 2: struck me, Like I was like I could once I'm

542
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 2: canceled from this, if they'll have me, I'm not going

543
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 2: to study for it. It's going to be one of

544
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 2: those teachers like he just lives here. I have considered

545
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 2: it I have.

546
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: I can take it that strolled into a classroom, picked

547
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: up a whiteboard market and he's never left.

548
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 4: It is it's a very special job. And the primary kids.

549
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 2: I loved the vibe of the.

550
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: Off the record you told me you hate it them,

551
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: but be.

552
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 2: This is this is really awkward.

553
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: How are you finding life here? Had a few tips

554
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: Mama and I.

555
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,120
Speaker 2: You just had one a moment ago over the bag.

556
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,959
Speaker 4: That's us with our bounter.

557
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 2: Well you know, okay, you know when you were a

558
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 2: kid and you went to a friend's house and their

559
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 2: parents argued over that you were there, That's what it

560
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 2: felt like.

561
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: It was ash and I had a very important business

562
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: and I said to mom, I said, hang on, I said,

563
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 1: please just be quiet because we've got the phone call

564
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: in the background, and the kitchen table is riding to

565
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: the kitchen itself, and then Ellie starts fucking frying and.

566
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 2: It just goes.

567
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 4: I didn't expect.

568
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 2: It was like we were at a Tepan yaki restaurant

569
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 2: and you were throwing food at people's mouths. I don't

570
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 2: know what was happening there.

571
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: What was like? And I said, can you please be

572
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: ju knives?

573
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 2: And yeh, I was concerned.

574
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: But how are you finding it?

575
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 4: Aside from yeah, look, it's great.

576
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 5: I do appreciate how lucky I am.

577
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 2: No, it's true, though collectively all the listeners are.

578
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 4: It's true.

579
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 5: But you know, Matt and I, yeah, we have banter

580
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 5: and we have our sort of tips, but we do

581
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 5: get on. We do have a similar sense of humor,

582
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 5: so we can take a bit of criticism with a

583
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 5: with a joke.

584
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 2: He's a bit of a mummy's boy, isn't he.

585
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I told you that.

586
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 5: But but the other thing, which I did not expect

587
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 5: before Matt got married or got had a partner. And

588
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 5: again it's a bit but law is just the most

589
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 5: beautiful daughter in law. And she is not a daughter

590
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 5: in law, she is my second daughter. And we get

591
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 5: on super well. In fact, I do know there have

592
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 5: been times when Laura and I have been deep in conversation,

593
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 5: some fairly serious issue. We're discussing it. Matt's sort of

594
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 5: sitting down and I remember once you just said, gee,

595
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 5: you two get on really well, don't you, And.

596
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: It was almost as kissing.

597
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 2: A bit of a hallmark moment.

598
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 4: But I think you felt left out.

599
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: No, No, that's great, that's good.

600
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 2: It's good. It gives them rest.

601
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

602
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 5: But look, so that's that's important. Great to be with

603
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 5: the grandkids.

604
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 2: I think it's really important too, like as everyone gets

605
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 2: older of the family, that you get on with your

606
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 2: mum and your kids.

607
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 4: Yeah.

608
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 2: I think the circumcision really would have brought you guys

609
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 2: together back then.

610
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: And I was just steering at the barrel of moving

611
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 1: in with his father in law again. Actually, is he single?

612
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: Maybe soon?

613
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 1: No?

614
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 2: Oh, you could do better.

615
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: Okay, it is time to ask. Let's get into it.

616
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: We've been talking for too long.

617
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Ellie, I have a question for you if you

618
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,959
Speaker 2: don't mind, but this is ask Ellie. So you've got

619
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 2: no choice after five kids? I mean I was after two.

620
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 2: I knew I was done. How did you know you

621
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 2: were done after five?

622
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 4: Well?

623
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 5: I felt I wasn't done after five, and I would

624
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 5: have been quite happy to go to six.

625
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 2: You are crazy, that's I know.

626
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 4: I know. I look back and.

627
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 5: Think, geez, that's six too many desire. But I think

628
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 5: I just wanted my own football team.

629
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: You were addicted to kids.

630
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 4: I was addicted. Yeah, I wanted a really big family.

631
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 2: Oh my, I can taste that.

632
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: Buster, Okay, Buster, just was that Buster or was that Ellie?

633
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 2: Ellie? Oh my god, that is rank Id that vintage.

634
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 4: Discuss.

635
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 2: Oh my mouth, my mouth, my mouth, don't kiss me, Ellie,

636
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: my mouth thinks all right. Sorry, Yes, you're addicted to kids.

637
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I had lost my sperm donor. Oh so

638
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 4: was not going to happen?

639
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: Do you honestly do you think if you had a

640
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: partner who was willing and able, how many kids it

641
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: was up to you, how many kids would you have had?

642
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 4: Six?

643
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 1: Seven? Maybe?

644
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 4: No, it has to be an even number.

645
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 2: Do you hear that? Guy? If you're willing and able,

646
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 2: Matt wants a little brother or sister. Now, wow, do

647
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: you find that when you say you lost your sperm

648
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 2: donor you just still haven't found him. That's joke anyway, divorced, bro,

649
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 2: just get the violin that you won't call the ambulance.

650
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: I can't imagine anything worse than having six kids. That

651
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: to me, three even would be hell on earth.

652
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 2: Now.

653
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 5: But you think that because you have two usually close

654
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 5: in age, and they take up all your time. But

655
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 5: when you start to have multiple children of an age

656
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 5: where they can help, and if you remember you had

657
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 5: Tom Judy, all your older ones because Tom was the youngest,

658
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 5: you would put him in the bath.

659
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 4: Two of you what was.

660
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: Out there having wines bylf I put that child in

661
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 1: the bar, so you.

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Speaker 4: Know, you'd put them in and put him in the bar.

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Speaker 5: You would put pajamas on, and one of you would

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Speaker 5: lie down in bed and read a story.

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Speaker 2: So you can pay for you of this child.

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Speaker 1: Labor is chin clearing away on your second bottle of

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Speaker 1: self blind?

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Speaker 2: What region of South Australia is this bottle of wine from?

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Speaker 5: And you were quite happy you rotated the Tom Judy.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes you'd be playing with him outside and it worked.

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Speaker 5: And a lot of people don't experience that because they

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Speaker 5: stick with two kids and they're close.

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Speaker 2: I suppose you're right when they get to a certain

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Speaker 2: actu your little helpers. But still I.

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Speaker 1: People with three kids and they look broken, and doing that.

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Speaker 4: Three is the hardest if they're close in age.

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Speaker 2: There you go. If you're going to have a third,

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Speaker 2: have a fourth, least fifth.

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Speaker 1: Six.

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Speaker 2: Now there is one more question, but I think it

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Speaker 2: should come from Matt because it might be a little

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Speaker 2: bit awkward coming out of my mouth.

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Speaker 1: So Matt, very good, very good, I'm you sure you

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Speaker 1: have asked this question.

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Speaker 2: I am ready.

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Speaker 1: This is I never thought I would ask my mum

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Speaker 1: this question.

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Speaker 2: Let me take my pants off, but you are.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Ellie. The question is.

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Speaker 2: When did you get Come on, man, it's a bit

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Speaker 2: of that. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: When did you get your sex drive back after you

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Speaker 1: gave birth? Maybe this is like on average because you

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Speaker 1: had five kids?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, what the nitty gritty When did it happen? Now?

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Speaker 4: Well, I suppose, oh, make it stop right away, care

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Speaker 4: well in the hospital, you know.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I suppose if you look at after the

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Speaker 5: birth of my first chance, yes, within nine months I

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Speaker 5: was pregnant again, and then after the birth of my

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Speaker 5: second child, I was pregnant again within nine months, So

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Speaker 5: I think that was pretty quick. But then I have

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Speaker 5: to ask myself, was that the return of a sex

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Speaker 5: drive or was that my intense desire to have more.

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Speaker 2: Children, intense desire to have it?

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Speaker 1: But when when? Oh god, I'm asking this, like, at

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Speaker 1: what point you've give them birth? At what point are

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Speaker 1: you starting to think about sex?

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Speaker 2: When did you get back on the horse, so to speak?

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Speaker 4: I think it was Tuesday night.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Look, I don't I.

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Speaker 4: Can't answer that question specifically.

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Speaker 2: Would you say can you give us weeks months?

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Speaker 1: Are you like? Is it like two months afterwards?

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Speaker 5: Well, first it can be you know, a little harrowing,

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Speaker 5: a little more damage is done with the first.

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Speaker 1: One that courage.

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Speaker 5: So you have an favorite which has you know, has

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Speaker 5: to heal. But the thing with sex drive, I think

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Speaker 5: it is I think it's adversely related to tiredness. And

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Speaker 5: the problem is that when you are on pretty much

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Speaker 5: twenty four to seven, you are tired.

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Speaker 4: And that's when I talk to other women.

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Speaker 5: They get to bed and it's not that they don't

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Speaker 5: want to have intimacy, it's just they haven't got anything

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Speaker 5: else left to give. So my advice to a partner

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Speaker 5: out there, to.

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Speaker 4: A husband.

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Speaker 1: Who has not given birth, who.

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Speaker 5: Has not given birth, and I know this isn't you,

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Speaker 5: but it's so true. Housework is the greatest aphrodisiac. If

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Speaker 5: you came home and said to your wife, I want

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Speaker 5: you to go upstairs, have a shower, have a bubble bath,

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Speaker 5: whatever you want, relax, watch some TV. I am going

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Speaker 5: to prepare dinner. I'm going to feed the kids and

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Speaker 5: going to put the kids in the bath. I'll get

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Speaker 5: them ready for bed. You don't have to do anything.

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Speaker 5: I can guarantee that those hormones will be pumping, pulsating, pulsating.

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Speaker 2: But what you're saying is sure play.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I could have sex after doing

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Speaker 1: all those activities, though.

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Speaker 2: I honestly I think, Look, I don't think i'd get

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Speaker 2: anything after that.

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Speaker 4: I stop.

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Speaker 5: You expect her to have sex after all those activities.

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Speaker 2: We don't point your finger at us, but.

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Speaker 1: We believe in equal share, Ellie, ashion myself.

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Speaker 5: But there are many women out there who would do

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Speaker 5: all of that. Husband comes old, partner comes home from work. Look,

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Speaker 5: whether it's male or female.

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Speaker 2: I like the idea.

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Speaker 4: Just lift the load a little bit.

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Speaker 2: And that'll get the sex straw pumping your and then

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Speaker 2: there you go.

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Speaker 4: Gents, to be said.

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Speaker 2: For gragnificant others, she will be grateful. So you're going

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Speaker 2: for grateful sex. Beautiful. That's my favorite type.

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Speaker 4: But it is hard. It is hard.

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Speaker 2: Well, Ellie, thank you for that. I'm glad it wasn't

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Speaker 2: as icky as you thought it was going to be.

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Speaker 1: What else is hard?

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Speaker 5: Boys?

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Speaker 4: Settled?

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Speaker 1: Goodness me, I didn't think when I said this podcast,

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Speaker 1: I've been talking about sex my mother. But here we are.

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Speaker 4: We always talk about sex.

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Speaker 2: We haven't had my yet.

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Speaker 1: We're a weird family.

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Speaker 2: We haven't had on yet.

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Speaker 4: Jesus, No, we know the thing is though, Matt. Okay,

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Speaker 4: you know that pretty much.

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Speaker 5: We can talk about anything, and that's to me an

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Speaker 5: absolute joy that we're not inhibiting.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you enjoy it.

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Speaker 2: That's going to go crymeself to sleep now. That is

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Speaker 2: all we have time.

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Speaker 4: For Ellie to see you again.

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Speaker 2: It's good to see you. I'm glad you're back, safe

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Speaker 2: from your trip, all.

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Speaker 4: Those trips, still here, still picking.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for jumping on. We'll see you maybe next week,

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Speaker 1: maymbe the week after. We're not sure. We'll keep you posted.

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Speaker 2: We'll see. I've got to recover from that one.

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Speaker 1: So if you enjoyed this episode, we would love it.

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Speaker 2: jump on there, join you in the Facebook group.

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Speaker 4: I'll have to join. Come on, actually, face.

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Speaker 2: Which brand? Facebook?

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Speaker 4: On Instagram?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you follow us?

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Speaker 2: Let's not follow it back? Okay and we'll see you

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Speaker 2: guys next week.

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Speaker 1: See Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of

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Speaker 1: country throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Island

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