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Speaker 1: Are you ready to listen to a podcast? And Amanda

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Speaker 1: in the morning one w s f M. Good Morning

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Speaker 1: starts shine right now.

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Speaker 2: By the miracle of recording, We're going to go to

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Speaker 2: a recent Sunday morning service in the which two precious

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Speaker 2: little girl.

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Speaker 3: Were singing goodnight in a dungeon somewhere in Sydney.

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Speaker 4: Miss Keller, Amanda Amanda.

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Speaker 5: Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 6: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 7: I wrap and he's pulling off, he says to me Jones. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: personal friends, let's start wearing LIPSTI congratulations. You're the radio

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Speaker 7: right now.

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Speaker 3: Josie and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

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Speaker 7: I'm not drunk.

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Speaker 8: The legendary pirate Josie, Amanda, the actress.

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Speaker 3: Jos and Amanda. Those are names that you would never forget.

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Speaker 9: When those two go over your boy quickly.

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Speaker 6: No apology you could ever compensate Amanda for what happened

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Speaker 6: that night.

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Speaker 10: It could anyone but Selfiet.

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Speaker 7: Brendan, you done a really good pooh wear.

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Speaker 10: You want to be this job?

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Speaker 7: I am a self sourcing.

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Speaker 10: Shoot timing.

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Speaker 11: We're on there where, Hello there, how are you?

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Speaker 7: I'm very happy v D Day. Oh see this annoys

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Speaker 7: me because you know it's V Day, v D Day,

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Speaker 7: it's not it's not Valentine's Day Day. It's Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 11: I got you some chocks.

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Speaker 7: Look at this. We have Roses chocolates. Every caller on

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Speaker 7: air today, it's a box of Roses.

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Speaker 11: I like all of them.

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Speaker 7: What's your favorite? There is there a Turkish Delight, because

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Speaker 7: that's not do you? I don't? You can have my

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Speaker 7: Turkish Delight? Actually there isn't.

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Speaker 4: There is.

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Speaker 7: You can have my Turkish Delight. White raspberry. That's uga,

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Speaker 7: is it?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: That whitey ones? You know I've never seen that before.

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 7: Yeah all right, Well every caller gets there.

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Speaker 11: How good is that?

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Speaker 7: Now? Tell me I've been thinking about you. How are

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Speaker 7: you feeling? Morgan moved out?

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Speaker 11: Yeah there he was the little fella. He's gone.

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Speaker 7: Little fellow, he's twenty six, he's a big fellow's unit.

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Speaker 7: But he's a big tat. He's a man.

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Speaker 11: He's a man. He's a man.

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Speaker 7: You sent me a photo and you just said empty room.

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Speaker 11: I have these rooms all empty now.

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Speaker 7: And I texted back and I said sad, And then

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Speaker 7: I texted back and said, home gym, you've got a

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Speaker 7: spare room.

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Speaker 11: That's true. Running machine goes in the south.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I bet.

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Speaker 6: But he did come back last night to get his

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Speaker 6: sheets pillows because he left them behind.

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Speaker 7: But I guess it his agent. You got to move out,

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Speaker 7: but you've got to move out. But also he probably

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Speaker 7: wasn't there all the time, so you know the fact

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Speaker 7: he's not living there. It's not like a ten year

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Speaker 7: old kid is in your face all day and suddenly

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Speaker 7: he's not.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: I said to the others, you're all unnoticed.

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Speaker 7: So that's it, and had the sixteen year old feeling

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Speaker 7: he said, can I just finish school?

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Speaker 11: Suddenly started studying, which is good. You'll go through all this,

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Speaker 11: my love. This is going to happen to you.

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Speaker 7: Of course, of course it will, and there are huge

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Speaker 7: emotions that go with that. Doesn't matter how much child

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Speaker 7: is when they move out.

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Speaker 6: Exactly well, unless they're forty. Then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 6: you're going, okay, we've gone over the tipping point. I

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Speaker 6: think past thirty. That's tipping thirty.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I think God, I would have said younger than that.

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Speaker 11: Oh really, what aged you?

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Speaker 7: Wow? Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Your thirty twenty six is on the castle.

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Speaker 7: I think that's I think it's time to time. If

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Speaker 7: you met someone you're interested in and they're thirty and

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Speaker 7: they're living at home.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it's it's screamed serial killer.

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Speaker 7: Sort of say, mum's doing too much for you.

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Speaker 6: I think action packed Shaw Today, David Johnston's going to

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Speaker 6: be Johnnys. David Johnson is the guitarist with Elton John

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Speaker 6: and has been since nineteen seventy one.

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Speaker 7: He's been with him for fifty years. In the days

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Speaker 7: when it was the most exciting thing in my teenage life,

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Speaker 7: I'd get a new Elton john album and I'd be

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Speaker 7: looking at the liner notes and I'd know everything about

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Speaker 7: the bad and I just can't believe I'm going to

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Speaker 7: be talking to Davy Johnston.

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Speaker 11: Actually so exciting packed Magnificent seven.

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Speaker 6: Everyone gets chocks today And if you'd like to play

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Speaker 6: the mag seven thirteen WSFM at six past six ws

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Speaker 6: well on one point seven WSFM, Hello there, it's Jonesy

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Speaker 6: no matter of thanks to Clarendon Holmes, part of Cloudy Today.

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Speaker 6: Twenty five degrees in the city, twenty eight in our west.

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Speaker 6: Right now it is eighteen degrees. It is ten past six.

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Speaker 11: Happy v D Day.

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Speaker 7: You know you're doing this to annoy me now, not

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Speaker 7: doing anything to it. It's V Day or Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 7: VD day is a trutology. Valentine's Day day. You don't

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Speaker 7: like it when people say the ATM machine, because that's

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Speaker 7: ATM machine, a machine machine.

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Speaker 11: Well, well, do you want some romantic music for value?

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Speaker 10: Can?

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Speaker 7: I don't call that romantic. That's a man's version of romantic.

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Speaker 11: I know what you want? You want this, that's romance.

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Speaker 7: The mag seven Okay, the Magnificent seven is love thing.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, well that's cherry pie. Have you read the lyrics?

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Speaker 11: Romance are plenty here is there?

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Speaker 6: You know what warrant don't know about romance isn't worth knowing?

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Speaker 7: All right, Well, Marissa's in Riverston. Hello Marissa, good morning,

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Speaker 7: just for joining us today. You're getting a box of

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Speaker 7: Cadbury roses chocks. Happy Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 8: Thank you happy.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit Valentine's Day to you.

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Speaker 7: Too, Thank you. So all the all the questions sort

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Speaker 7: of love related. What does the X and oh stand

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Speaker 7: for in XO XO?

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Speaker 13: Uh, the exes kisses and the other hug.

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Speaker 6: Yes, so in the xosauce when you go to Chinese restaurant?

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Speaker 6: Is that kissing hug sauce?

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Speaker 7: That's a come on, isn't it?

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Speaker 11: What's the kiss and hug sauce? Let's play mad men?

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Speaker 11: Advertising is beast on one thing? Happiness? What sweet treat

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Speaker 11: features in this ad? Thank you very much for the

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Speaker 11: care you're taking.

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Speaker 7: Thank you very much, Thank you very very very much.

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Speaker 10: Thank you very much for the whole we thank.

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Speaker 4: You very much very much.

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Speaker 3: Raises Capri chocolate.

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Speaker 7: Very well done, You've done it. Question three and for

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Speaker 7: you Marissa in fairy tales? What animal turns into a

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Speaker 7: prince when kissed? Correct?

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Speaker 6: According to science? How long does it take to have

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Speaker 6: love at first sight?

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Speaker 11: Is it a point two seconds?

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Speaker 6: B one millionth of a second or ce one hour?

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Speaker 14: I'll go with point two.

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Speaker 11: It is point two of a second. You love first second?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they say love can strike as fast as lightning,

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Speaker 7: but that's not quite as fast as lightning. Lightning is

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Speaker 7: one millionth of a second. But point two of second.

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Speaker 7: That's that can't be love. But that's what science.

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Speaker 11: But that's what happens. What about one hour?

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Speaker 7: Just down there go and then fifty nine minutes I'm

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Speaker 7: tapping out.

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Speaker 11: Note oh, Hang on a minute.

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Speaker 7: Oh I hang on, hang on a minute. Yes, question

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Speaker 7: number five. I'm just a girl standing in front of

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Speaker 7: a boy asking him.

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Speaker 11: To love Amanda. That's sweet.

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Speaker 7: What film is that? From Marissa knockingham Hill, noting Hill?

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Speaker 11: Okay, that's it's right.

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Speaker 7: What are you be giving away? One box of chocks?

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Speaker 7: So that's good.

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Speaker 6: I'm not made of Cario money. Going all the way through, Melissa,

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Speaker 6: you could be all the way Marissa. What meal was

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Speaker 6: Meghan Michael cooking when Prince Harry proposed has no idea?

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Speaker 14: All right?

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Speaker 7: Stake bold ah, Marissa, Meghan, Marissa Mago to Marissa, Well

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Speaker 7: we've jinxed you there. I'm sorry. What meal was Meghan

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Speaker 7: Michael cooking? When Harry proposed thirteen WSFM?

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Speaker 11: Is that number to play the max seven? It's thirteen plus.

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Speaker 5: Six Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one on one

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Speaker 5: point seven w seven.

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Speaker 11: Good morning lovers of all fine things.

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Speaker 7: Well we've got the Magnificent seven. And because it is

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Speaker 7: Valentine's Day, every caller on he gets some Cadbury roses

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Speaker 7: and we're having a love theme Magnificent seven.

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Speaker 11: And I'm picking out some romantic for you.

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Speaker 7: I said no to this one. That's not romance. That's

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Speaker 7: synonymous with saucy business.

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Speaker 11: My cherry Pie by Warrant. I don't know why that's

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Speaker 11: that speaks romance?

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Speaker 15: Do you me?

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Speaker 3: And you?

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Speaker 11: What about this?

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Speaker 7: You know that's such a romantic song. No, but we

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Speaker 7: are up to question number six. What meal was Meghan

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Speaker 7: Markle cooking when Prince Harry proposed with those words? Roll over, lady, So.

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Speaker 6: You're in thirteen WSFM, Why don't you call us? It's

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Speaker 6: nineteen past six one on one point seven w S seven.

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Speaker 11: One on one point seven WSFM. Hello there, It's Jonesy

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Speaker 11: and Amanda Putler.

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Speaker 6: Cloudy today, twenty five degrees in the city, twenty eight

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Speaker 6: in the west, eighteen degrees. Right now, I'm sort of

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Speaker 6: I'm distracted because we played Bed of Roses by bon Jovi,

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Speaker 6: and I'm looking at cabre roses and I'm having like

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Speaker 6: this Pavlov's dog experience.

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Speaker 7: Are you salivating? I'm thinking, do I want to want

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Speaker 7: some pale or chocolates?

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Speaker 11: Well, I don't want to eat a chocolate now because

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Speaker 11: it'll ruin my voice and I'll sound.

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Speaker 7: Like you know, so in half an hour it will

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Speaker 7: be fine. You normally sound like that after six thirty,

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Speaker 7: so that should be all. It's Valentine's Day, you know,

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Speaker 7: could you could you pick some nice romantic music.

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Speaker 11: So you didn't like cherry Pie by Warrant, you didn't

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Speaker 11: like laid down bio status.

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Speaker 7: Quas a lot of romantic songs you could pick.

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Speaker 11: This is a romantic song.

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Speaker 7: Down the length of.

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Speaker 11: That's enough romance?

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Speaker 7: Do you give me stretch marks the length of my

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Speaker 7: back a scratch mark?

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Speaker 11: Oh, gets stretch.

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Speaker 10: That's what I was wondering.

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Speaker 7: Does he like that or not?

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Speaker 11: Put on a bit of condition. You make your eyes.

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Speaker 11: Evan has a romantic theme.

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Speaker 7: Well, Maddie's in Penrith, Hello, Maddie.

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Speaker 15: Good morning. Has he Valentine's down Vale?

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Speaker 7: A box of Cabrin Roses chocolates coming your way?

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Speaker 1: Lovely?

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Speaker 13: That would be appreciated.

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Speaker 5: Thank what this is?

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Speaker 7: Question six? What meal was Megan Markle cooking when Prince Harry.

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Speaker 14: Proposed it's a good old roast chop?

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Speaker 11: What was a beacon chicken? You know, the beacon chicken.

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Speaker 11: Sam showed up. He's got chicken pox and then he.

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Speaker 7: I felt sorry for him. What did you think, Maddie, Well,

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Speaker 11: Ah, that's a poor thing, Maddie. Congratulations.

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Speaker 6: You want a two hundred dollars Lot one Pots Point

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Speaker 13: That sounds absolutely wonderful.

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Speaker 16: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 7: We will discuss all of that. Don't you panic.

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Speaker 11: I think the scaffolding started to show.

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Speaker 6: I just think it's getting a little bit too jumping

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Speaker 7: Munsie's roundup today. Don't panic if you haven't brought a

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Speaker 6: Great headjam is back this morning at seven o'clock. Ten

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Speaker 1: Puffy cover, Joanesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 6: The Gentleman agg is our big book of musical facts,

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Speaker 6: and I'm just having a flick on Valentine's Day in

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Speaker 6: because it's not Doug viol from the neck passed away.

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Speaker 7: I started going on Valentine.

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Speaker 11: Id Doug died. I didn't know he was dead.

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Speaker 7: His heart gave out.

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Speaker 6: He was best known for the song My Sharona, which

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Speaker 6: She'd watch Doug sing My Sharona.

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Speaker 7: But the boyfriend Phil you reckon.

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Speaker 11: It got so awkward they broke up. She started dating Doug.

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Speaker 6: Doug and Sharona were together for four years, but they

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Speaker 11: Not someone else's. It turns out there's a lot of

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Speaker 11: Sharona's out there.

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Speaker 6: In nineteen seventy nine, of the year the song was released,

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Speaker 7: Hi, I am Sharona alprin I'm a relator at Southeby's

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Speaker 10: Yes, that's true, I am my Sharona.

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Speaker 7: Milking it much for someone who actually broke up with

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Speaker 11: Years later, yeah, she might want to back off the

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Speaker 11: Winnie Reds as well.

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Speaker 7: It sounds like sounds like Marge Simpsons.

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Speaker 6: System one of the twins, Paddy or Silver anyway, Rest

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Speaker 6: in peace, Doug. It's twenty four to seven pub tests

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Speaker 6: seven WSFM. Hello, it's Jensey Demanda Parl of Cloudy today.

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Speaker 6: Twenty five degrees in the city, twenty eight in our west.

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Speaker 6: Right now it is eighteen degrees. It is twenty to seven.

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Speaker 6: Let's go into these Jersey Demanda arms.

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Speaker 11: Nothing says romance like a frosty scoot or fish.

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Speaker 7: So we're talking Valentine's Day, Jim, aren't we?

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Speaker 11: Yes?

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Speaker 17: Jones g and Amanda? It is Valentine's Day, of course,

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Speaker 17: and does it pass the pub test? Can you believe

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Speaker 17: it's trillions?

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Speaker 11: Spend more than five hundred million dollars on Valentine's Day?

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Speaker 17: Really around sixty percent on dinner, twenty eight percent on drinks,

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Speaker 11: I think the young's the youngs.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, twenty six to thirty five year olds account for

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Speaker 17: thirty eight percent of all florists visits today and thirty

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Speaker 11: Who do you think spends more women or men? I

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Speaker 4: Obviously.

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Speaker 17: It suggested that women will splash out an average fifty

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Speaker 7: Do what do women buy men for Valentine's Day? I

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Speaker 11: But get anything.

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Speaker 7: I got a card this morning, which was nice. But

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Speaker 11: So it is what I do. I just leave a

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Speaker 11: I'll write a little note on it and then you're done.

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Speaker 11: You cover it.

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Speaker 7: Because my wife's flowers.

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Speaker 6: But my wife says I'm not into I'm not into

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Speaker 10: What did you get and get anything?

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Speaker 7: Married a pig?

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Speaker 11: If you leave a card, then I got you a

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Speaker 17: One of my mates that I play golf with, but

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Speaker 17: for his wife's birthday and for Valentine's Day, he keeps

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Speaker 11: He gives it to her, she reads it and then

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Speaker 11: and she's happy with that. I haven't.

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Speaker 7: I'm just taking she's not.

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Speaker 11: Does Valentine's Day past the pub test.

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Speaker 7: It is a cynical marketing exercise, but it does force

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Speaker 11: Give us a call thirteen WSFM. Thank you, Jim. It

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Speaker 7: Are they over?

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Speaker 12: Am?

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Speaker 7: I over the show so much to discuss.

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Speaker 6: I think there's a bit of people aren't just jumping

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Speaker 6: other people. People are jumping sharks on that show. We'll

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Speaker 5: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one on one point

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Speaker 6: Million dollar bonus nowt that's coming out for you at

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Speaker 11: Married at First Site last night. I don't want to

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Speaker 6: We'll dissect it next twelve to seven WSFN one on

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Speaker 15: How like that?

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Speaker 6: It's Jonesy demanded part of Cloudy today. Twenty five degrees

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Speaker 11: Like I was right on there, really in there.

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Speaker 6: But now I'm starting to see the chinks in the armor.

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Speaker 6: I'm just you know, I'm starting not believe it so much.

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Speaker 6: It's a little bit too actory.

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Speaker 7: There's a whole lot of things I struggle with here.

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Speaker 7: If they were so called psychologists, those pairings make no sense.

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Speaker 7: And last night here are the psychologists pretending they didn't

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Speaker 7: There were ten thousand applicants for that show, yep, how

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Speaker 7: many have they chosen twelve? And they didn't drill down

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Speaker 7: they seem surprised that they have pitted this woman who

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Speaker 7: who wants something more interesting, something with a virgin. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: come on, yeah, come on, play fair.

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Speaker 11: So Matthew, he's.

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Speaker 7: The virgin, and is it such a big deal. You

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Speaker 7: can't be the only twenty eight year old virgin. He's

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Speaker 7: the show did.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you were used by TV. I know you probably

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Speaker 7: What's something about you that most people find surprising when

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Speaker 4: I'm quite adventurous in that respect.

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Speaker 11: So, Bro, matt didn't know where to go. He's what

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Speaker 11: do you call a non virgin? A non virgin?

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Speaker 6: He was a virgin, that's a non version. Two days

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Speaker 6: I don't know, eighteen I've never had that proposalsian and threesomes.

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Speaker 7: Well for the would you like your wife to come

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Speaker 11: You go, great, great, I don't know how I deal

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Speaker 7: Well, that's the thing, I don't know how anyone.

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Speaker 11: I think i'd be better prepared than him is.

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Speaker 7: I don't know how anyone would deal with it. And

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00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,399
Speaker 7: it's all right for everyone to be taken aback by that,

448
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,720
Speaker 7: but poor old Matthew really can't deal with it, and

449
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,760
Speaker 7: they've thrown him in the deep end. It's interesting. Lauren,

450
00:19:59,160 --> 00:19:59,880
Speaker 7: really great woman.

451
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,320
Speaker 11: I just really like her, nice lady.

452
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,399
Speaker 7: But at the beginning she was painted as and she

453
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,240
Speaker 7: still is old fashioned and kind and respectful, and she's

454
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,880
Speaker 7: all those things. But then she's getting frustrated with him,

455
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,600
Speaker 7: and she's going, okay, well, I'm to tell you something

456
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,919
Speaker 7: about what i'd like. I need you to step up

457
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:15,600
Speaker 7: and ravish man.

458
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,159
Speaker 6: And then he went and explained what she wanted to

459
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,959
Speaker 6: the other couple. You know, that other couple, the nice one,

460
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,840
Speaker 6: the cricketer and that red at a girl that I

461
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:23,040
Speaker 6: like them.

462
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:27,080
Speaker 4: It's threesome open marriages. It's kind of like us swinging.

463
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:27,800
Speaker 4: I think as were you.

464
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,120
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, I just wanted to see if Matt would

465
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,240
Speaker 16: be willing to explore certain things.

466
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,639
Speaker 4: I'm feeling really overwhelmed.

467
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,680
Speaker 11: Think about Matt. He gets overwhelmed at everything. You know,

468
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,040
Speaker 11: he'd be terrible at subway. You know, that's the most

469
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,520
Speaker 11: overwhelming place in the world. All the questions they ask you,

470
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,160
Speaker 11: do you want to toast it or fresh?

471
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,280
Speaker 4: I'm feeling really overwhelmed.

472
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,560
Speaker 11: How does the kids live, how does it go outside?

473
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,440
Speaker 7: He's not going to be happy with the twelve prostitutes

474
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,400
Speaker 7: that the network has brought for him for his birthday.

475
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,560
Speaker 4: I'm feeling really overwhelmed.

476
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 11: I don't know maths. I just think you've jumped the shark.

477
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:08,159
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm losing the taste for it, the taste for maths.

478
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,360
Speaker 7: That's what Matthew said as well.

479
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,199
Speaker 6: It's five to seven, The big news is coming up

480
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,919
Speaker 6: at seven o'clock. Then do you want to win ten

481
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 6: thousand dollars?

482
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,080
Speaker 7: Ten thousand dollars is on the line.

483
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,400
Speaker 11: Actually, how do you think matt would go with playing headjam.

484
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 4: I'm feeling really overwhelmed.

485
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,800
Speaker 7: We're promising a box of chocks for all our callers,

486
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,960
Speaker 7: Roses Chocolate's. He'd be happy with that ship.

487
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:29,560
Speaker 11: It would be.

488
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:31,639
Speaker 10: The choice.

489
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,960
Speaker 4: See overwhelmed all the choices.

490
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 10: De light.

491
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:42,320
Speaker 11: Thirteen WSFMO, good morning, Let's join.

492
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,399
Speaker 1: The demand is ten thousand dollars.

493
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,679
Speaker 6: Hello there, I say, do you have the right answers

494
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 6: to our wrong questions? Thirteen WSFM is our number. There

495
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 6: is ten thousand dollars at the end.

496
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,440
Speaker 7: Of this well only if you do the following. Say

497
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 7: nothing when I ask you question number one, give me

498
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,680
Speaker 7: the answer to that. When I ask you QUI number two,

499
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 7: and so on until the buzzer goes off. The minute

500
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 7: you're wrong, you are out.

501
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 11: Bread is in Sandy Point.

502
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 7: Hi, Brett, good morning, a very well and to celebrate

503
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 7: Valentine's Day, every call today gets Roses chocolate winner. That's

504
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 7: more than you had ten seconds.

505
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 6: Now, Brett, absolutely fantastic, amand has taken all the Turkish

506
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 6: delights out of them.

507
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 7: No, I don't like the Turkish delight. You can have

508
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,120
Speaker 7: the extras.

509
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 9: They're my favorite.

510
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 7: Okay, we'd be a good couple bread, especially if you

511
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 7: win ten thousand dollars. You're ready to begin.

512
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 10: Yep, here we go.

513
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 7: How many grams are in a kilogram? Kevin Rudd was

514
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 7: the leader of which political party. Which country's famine inspired

515
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 7: Live Aid.

516
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 4: Labor?

517
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 7: Which city in the world has the largest population?

518
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 9: Canada?

519
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 7: But Canada having a famine inspiring Live Aid? No, you've

520
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 7: got out of whack here. Do you know which country's

521
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,120
Speaker 7: famine inspired Live Aid?

522
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 9: Hamon?

523
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 7: No, which country is famine inspired Live Aid?

524
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 11: Famine not Salmon.

525
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 1: Was beautiful?

526
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:12,919
Speaker 7: Would you.

527
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 18: Beautiful?

528
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 7: What a shame? And did you know the city in

529
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 7: the world with the largest population.

530
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 12: The city would be Tokyo?

531
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,719
Speaker 11: It is I thought that is Beijing.

532
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 7: Tokyo has thirty eight million, Beijing has twenty one million.

533
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 7: And what were their names? Is the next? Oh?

534
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 11: There you go? Well Brett, well, Brett, you've got.

535
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 9: Some shocks and we've got and send that salmon over

536
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 9: to we Should you.

537
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 11: Mail it today?

538
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 7: Thank you?

539
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:45,920
Speaker 10: It'll be back again.

540
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 7: Had an incident in the post office yesterday.

541
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 11: I was there.

542
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 7: I saved the day. Yeah, we'll talk about that next.

543
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 11: It's not what you think either.

544
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 6: Six past seven WSFM one on one point z WSFM.

545
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 6: Hello there, it's demanded thanks to Clarendon homes. Partly cloudy today,

546
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 6: twenty five degrees in the city, twenty eight in our west.

547
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 11: Right now to seventeen degrees. It's ten past seven.

548
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 7: So here's the thing. I had to renew my passport,

549
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 7: and you have to. They don't actually leave the country

550
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,159
Speaker 7: if you don't have six months on a passport. So

551
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 7: I thought, well, I'd better do it now in case

552
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 7: in the holidays, in the middle of the year or

553
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 7: something I want.

554
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 11: If you have got six months left.

555
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 7: You have to have you have to have six months

556
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 7: left on your past right. Really, yeah, why is that?

557
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,919
Speaker 7: I don't know what a stupid rule that is. Well,

558
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 7: don't blame me.

559
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 11: Well that's stupid.

560
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,360
Speaker 7: But this is the thing. Everything stupid. So I've had

561
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 7: a thousand passports, but every time you go to fill

562
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 7: out the paperwork, you know that the smallest thing.

563
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,360
Speaker 6: I witness store this Yesterday I came with you over

564
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 6: to the Post Australia post shop over.

565
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 11: There in Macquario Center.

566
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 6: And then while you're in there, I thought I'd go

567
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 6: over to Priceline Pharmacy and just peruse some goods.

568
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 11: That's my new favorite shop is going.

569
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 7: There and get youse piece.

570
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 11: Yeah. I put some some block and a great special

571
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 11: and I talk to people. I reckon. I was there

572
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 11: for about fifteen minutes. I thought you I better get

573
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 11: back to the moods. See what she's up to. You

574
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 11: were still in the queue, you were still at the counter.

575
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 7: Well, here's what happens is that I was very meticulous

576
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 7: with the paperwork, because you know you have to be.

577
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 7: I was so meticulous. I got Hardy to fill it

578
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 7: out because I'm bad at paperwork and he's meticulous. So

579
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 7: he filled my paperwork and I looked over it to

580
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 7: make sure it was fine, because you know that you

581
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 7: feel they're looking for any excuse to say sorry. You've

582
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 7: got to go away and start again. So I haven't

583
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 7: practiced my tiny signature to make it smaller to fit

584
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 7: on the back of a photo, so I could blah

585
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 7: blah blah blah blah. The best thing, though, was when

586
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 7: I last week got my passport photos done. The woman

587
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 7: who took the photo used a light and all of this.

588
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 7: Have a look at how good that photo is.

589
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 11: Well, that's a great fight. He looked like a Russian

590
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 11: bride's you do.

591
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 7: What does that mean?

592
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 11: That's good?

593
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 7: Well, because this passport last ten years, so I thought,

594
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 7: I'm going to be happy with that photo. You never

595
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 7: feel that normally with your photos. When you left me,

596
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 7: when you went to price line. I stood there at

597
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 7: the post office and I watched a woman having to

598
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 7: just stand against a beij wall and have a photo

599
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 7: token take. I thought, sucko, you're going to get a

600
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 7: passport photo. I've got a photo. Five minutes later, it

601
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 7: was me against that wall having my photo taken. Do

602
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 7: you know why they didn't accept this photo? Yeah, it

603
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 7: was too good.

604
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 11: It's too good, they said.

605
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 7: They said there was a chance at the post office

606
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 7: wherever that is, the post office gods might accept it.

607
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 7: But the photo was too flat. You can't see enough

608
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 7: bad eye bags and wrinkles. So I had to have

609
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 7: another photo taken where you could see eye bags and wrinkle.

610
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 6: That's when I walked in, and you look like the

611
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 6: life was sucked out of you because and then you

612
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 6: were saying, do I have to come back? And then

613
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 6: they said unless this man here can guarantee your passport.

614
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 6: So I'm your guarantee us.

615
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 7: Well, because you've known me for two years, or more than.

616
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 11: Two years, I've known you since nineteen ninety nine.

617
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 7: Because I started to panic, thinking I've got to go

618
00:26:58,119 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 7: back and get all of this done, get all of

619
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,360
Speaker 7: this resigned, get Harley to for new forms and blah

620
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 7: blah blah. But you stepped in.

621
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 11: Jonesy comes along as quick as a wink.

622
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 7: But look that's the actual photo. Now I've ended up

623
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 7: with you. Oh it's not that bad.

624
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 11: It's not my Russian bride.

625
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,679
Speaker 7: No, this is the Russian bride you think, are get.

626
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 7: This is the one that turns up at the airport.

627
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 11: I've got Now I've got older.

628
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 7: Back off the borsched.

629
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 6: You know, you know I blame I blame the terrorists,

630
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 6: those those two terrorists in two thousand and one. You

631
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 6: know the whole trade thing, well trade, you.

632
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 11: Know with that thing.

633
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 7: I know September eleventh, that's the event.

634
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 6: Of which you speak because before that I had a passport,

635
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 6: and I had the best passport photo that I've ever

636
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 6: had in my life.

637
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 7: Everything was great, welana I was.

638
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 11: I was like I was a Russian bride.

639
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 6: And then my family they all got their passports after

640
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 6: the September eleventh things, so they all look terrible. Why

641
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 6: they look like the Adams family because I can't smile, they.

642
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 7: Can't do any They changed all the rules.

643
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 11: But this is what happened.

644
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 6: Every time I got through pass control, they get mister

645
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 6: Jones off. You go straight through nothing to see here

646
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 6: my family, they'd be getting in a.

647
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 11: Search or something. There'd be some sort of press.

648
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 7: They look mean.

649
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 11: Yeah, And Helen said it with you. I said, have

650
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 11: a look at the passport foto.

651
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 6: And really, the passport fighter was the best photo that

652
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 6: I've ever had taken off the life.

653
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 7: I've had a previous passport photo that looked like I

654
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 7: was about to be hit by a bus. Because I

655
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 7: felt like I was about to be hit by a bus.

656
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 7: We'd been on holidays in New Zealand and Harley had

657
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 7: lost our passports and well they passports had mysteriously disappeared.

658
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 7: We had to fly from Queenstown to Wellington to get

659
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 7: new passports so I could make it back to Australia

660
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 7: to go back to work on time. And we had

661
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 7: to get a lecture about how losing passports blah blah blah.

662
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 7: Had to rush and get a photo and be rushed through,

663
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 7: and so we both looked dreadful in these photographs.

664
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 11: It's stress because you were working for Andrew Dent and

665
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 11: then not as forgiving as I am as a boss.

666
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 7: But two days after we got home, I just heard

667
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 7: Hardly go a that he's either having a heart attack,

668
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 7: or he's found those passports. They were in a hidden

669
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 7: compartment in his bag that he hadn't seen before.

670
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 11: Harley Rouge the day he made that noise.

671
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 7: I know he should have just burnt them and I'd

672
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 7: never have known. But everyone has a story about their passport,

673
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 7: their passport photo. You know, you have to show your ears. Now,

674
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 7: if you've got big hair, you have to pull it

675
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 7: back behind your head, so everyone looks like a rough

676
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 7: head photo that a Slash go hat off, hair pulled back,

677
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 7: Yoko Ono, get those glasses off.

678
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 11: Maybe Slash and Yoko are the same person who.

679
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 7: Would know to look at their passport photos and we'd see, well.

680
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 11: Maybe something the tribal drum would be for.

681
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 7: Tales of the past. One of the girls in the

682
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 7: typing pool said she went to Glastonbury and it poured

683
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 7: with rain. Her passport just ran her photo would mah,

684
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 7: just it looked like something from that.

685
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 11: Movie The ring look like your current feet.

686
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 7: She had to go and get all the pages replaced.

687
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 11: Let's do this if you're amagine the match, what about this?

688
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 6: A three hundred dollars Creniti's restaurant, vouch your book, Valentine's

689
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 6: dat cronidies dot Com. I go to at thirteen WSFM,

690
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 6: well on one point seven WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy

691
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 6: and Amanda fly to you Barley with Virgin Australia. Return

692
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 6: from three hundred and forty nine dollars when you book

693
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 6: five nights only for travel in March called flight Center

694
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 6: on one three one six hundred, part of Cloudy twenty five.

695
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 11: In the city twenty eight now west right now to

696
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 11: eighteen it is seven twenty four.

697
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 7: Tales of the Passport. Yesterday I went into the passport

698
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 7: office with a great photo for the first time ever

699
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 7: a great passport.

700
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 11: I had it take it it at next you Russian Bride.

701
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 7: Yes, I'd had it taken at an official photo place,

702
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 7: but for passports wasn't acceptable because I looked too good,

703
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 7: you look too dead. I ended up having to pose

704
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 7: against a beij war with bad Lune. I got that.

705
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 11: I'm not happy with my Russian bride anyway.

706
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 7: That's the Russian bride you think you're getting the first photo.

707
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 7: This is the one that turns up at the airport's

708
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 7: smelling of borsched.

709
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 11: That's the reality. Yes, Julie's in Oise today.

710
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 14: Hi Julie, Hello, My son was born in London and

711
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 14: we had to get his passport photo taken when he

712
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 14: was ten days old. He had to have his mouth

713
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 14: open and his eyes closed, which was pretty tricky.

714
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, why he had to have his mouth open and

715
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 7: eyes close? I thought it might have been the other

716
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 7: way around.

717
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 14: Im sorry, no, I've got it the wrong way around

718
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 14: yet eyes open, mouth closed.

719
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 7: Can you get a ten day or baby to open

720
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 7: their eyes?

721
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 14: I took him in when he was asleep and as

722
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 14: soon as you wake up he wanted to be said,

723
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 14: of course, But luckily the people knew what they were

724
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 14: doing and they put him on a bean bag and

725
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 14: it had to be like a certain instance away from

726
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 14: his head. And the funny thing was that he had

727
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 14: that passbook for five years. So everywhere in the world

728
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 14: everyone has looked at this baby and laugh like everywhere.

729
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 7: Well that's what my kids are too. So specific with

730
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 7: this photo of mine yesterday, but my kids have passport

731
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 7: photos from five years ago. They looked completely They look

732
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 7: like men. Now, what if you're.

733
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 11: Toying with a range of hipster mustaches.

734
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 7: No, no, you can't have a mostache as she can. Well,

735
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 7: they told me to shave mine.

736
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 11: What do they do with a burger to passport? What

737
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 11: happens with that? Do we know about that?

738
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 7: And I don't know what if you have extensive facial reconstruction?

739
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, what I feel like, Charles Manson, you have a

740
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 6: big swastigrow on your forehead.

741
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 7: Well that's his passport already, mister Manson.

742
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 11: Esther's in Springfel. I suppose he wasn't really traveling much though.

743
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 7: Hello, is their towels of the passport? What happened?

744
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 18: Hi?

745
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 16: Yes, So I went to the post office to get

746
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 16: my passport photos taken because I figured they know how

747
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 16: to do it and I didn't want to have to

748
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 16: do it twice. And that I took the comb and

749
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 16: got the got people to sign it, filled in my forms,

750
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 16: took it back to the post office and they turned

751
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 16: it down saying that I can't be wearing a scarf

752
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 16: on my hair. And I was like, well, you guys

753
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 16: took the photos, surely you know the rules. And anyhow,

754
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 16: they made me take the photos again, and they made

755
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 16: me pay for the next lot of photos and they yeah,

756
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 16: so my current passport photo is just me with really

757
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 16: like snarky expressions, a lot of faces.

758
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 7: The people at North Ryde Post Office. We should give

759
00:32:59,320 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 7: them a shout out.

760
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 11: There are lovely, very great.

761
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 7: But it does seem that Esther's experienced the rules. So

762
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 7: many crazy but they took the photo and then they

763
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 7: said they don't extend.

764
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 6: You read stories about some crazy terrors getting on a

765
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 6: plane with a bominy shoe and he gets through.

766
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 7: He had a good photo.

767
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 11: Though Esther's in spring we spoke to us, so we did.

768
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 11: Esther's not in Springfield.

769
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 7: We're going to rebeccaskirole, Hi, Rebecca, how are you?

770
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 13: I'm good, how are you very well?

771
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 7: Tales of the passport?

772
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 11: What have you got?

773
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 15: So I decided, Philly mate to take my three children

774
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 15: under six to Hong Kong Disneyland, so I had to

775
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 15: get post passports. And my middle child, who puts a

776
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 15: smiling photos, would not stop smiling, so they can't say

777
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 15: you can't smile, you can't smile, and I'm hotly stopped smiling,

778
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 15: stop smiling, And so she wouldn't stop smiling, and so

779
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 15: the lady that was taking the photo yells out, why

780
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 15: don't we tell her she's adopted? And her face went

781
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 15: to thunder and that's her total.

782
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 6: Ah, what a every day for you, Rebecca, Now are

783
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 6: you taking your kids to Disneyland?

784
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 11: Stop smiling.

785
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 7: I got some good news and bad news.

786
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 6: We might take some more of these seven twenty seven

787
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 6: tales of the Passport Office.

788
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 7: Which I got to mention. Also, every caller on air today,

789
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 7: because it's Valentine's Day, gets some Roses chocolates.

790
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 15: How good is that?

791
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 6: Bonus our for jones demands million dollar bright seven forty

792
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 6: five your chance to have a crack at a million dollars.

793
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: John There, Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

794
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 4: Not the best you've got.

795
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 6: Hello there, if you've just joined us, we're talking tales

796
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:37,280
Speaker 6: of the Passport Office.

797
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 7: I had a really great photo taken not an official

798
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 7: photography place for passports, but the Post Office said, look,

799
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 7: chances are they're rejected. They didn't phrase it such is

800
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 7: that it looks too good. But because I look, my

801
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,439
Speaker 7: face is washed out, which is why it looks good.

802
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 6: Blame bin Laden that you can't use that photo because

803
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 6: because we used to have great photos in the olden days,

804
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 6: now you have to showed out kite erected for everyone.

805
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 7: Wrinkles and bags is what you have to have now,

806
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,760
Speaker 7: which I did for the second time. Around.

807
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 2: I know.

808
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 11: That's yeah, that's a that's a totally different photo.

809
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 7: Tales of the passport office. Nikita's in Penrith, What happened

810
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,280
Speaker 7: to Kita?

811
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 13: Hey, guys, So my passport got returned because I had

812
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 13: a tin shadow, and I mean like it was the

813
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 13: smallest shadow you've ever seen. So I had to go

814
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 13: back to the post office and spend twenty minutes trying

815
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 13: to get a photo without my tin having a tiny shadow,

816
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 13: so my face the photo ends up being me looking

817
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 13: like the terminator because I'm so angry that I have

818
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 13: to pay for another photo again. So now I get

819
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 13: stopped at every single airport with the ugliest photo, angriest

820
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,720
Speaker 13: that you've ever seen, because of a tin shadow.

821
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 11: The chin shadow.

822
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 7: No, I think they must take perverse pleasure in saying no,

823
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 7: I'm not accepting that.

824
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 11: But don't you tell me this.

825
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 6: You know, whether you go to those nefarious places and

826
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 6: you buy a fake passport, do you well you see it?

827
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 11: You know, people to a bit of duck you can

828
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 11: get a fake pass How the hell do they do that?

829
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, sorry, you can't buy a fake passport because that

830
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 7: one's got a chin shadow. I'm being followed by a

831
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 7: chin Shadow.

832
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 6: Gin Shadow, Gin Shadow. Will keep this going, have some

833
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 6: more cause after eight o'clock this morning. In the meantime

834
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 6: the pub Test with Jim Dolan. That's coming up. Valentine's Day.

835
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 6: Does it pass the pub Test? It's twenty two to

836
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 6: eight one on one point seven WSFM. Hello there, it's

837
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 6: Jonesy and Amanda. Part of Cloudy today. Twenty five degrees

838
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 6: in the city, twenty eight in our west. Right now

839
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 6: it is eighteen degrees. It is seventeen to wait into

840
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 6: the Jonesy Demander arms for the pub test this morning.

841
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 7: We're talking Valentine's Day, Jim Duh. We hear stories about

842
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 7: how much Australians spend on Valentine's Day, and yet we

843
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 7: hear other people are cynical and saying, boo, I'm not

844
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 7: into it. Oh, it's crazy.

845
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 17: More than five hundred million dollars spent last year. They're

846
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 17: expecting the same again. Young people are more into it

847
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 17: with the romance. Men will spend almost twice as much

848
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 17: as women on Valentine's Day.

849
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 7: What are they spending it on? Say, say, there's some flowers?

850
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 7: What else do you spend the money?

851
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 17: Sixty percent of the money apparently goes on do you

852
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 17: know twenty eight percent around on drinks and ten percent

853
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 17: on flowers, And then there would be gifts as well. Gifts, well,

854
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 17: you get the teddy bears.

855
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,240
Speaker 11: And sexy underwear. Do you remember the sexy underwear stage?

856
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 11: I did not want to spend. Yeah, when how'd that

857
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 11: go for?

858
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 18: You?

859
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 12: Fit?

860
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 11: My wife wasn't happy at all?

861
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 4: No.

862
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 11: And then of course there's the other side of the things.

863
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 17: There's an anti Valentine's Day sentiment, sixty four percent of

864
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 17: Australians planning to boycott that day. The day altogether, Queenslanders

865
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 17: are the most likely to ignore Valentine's Day.

866
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 7: See, that's all right if you both want to ignore it.

867
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 7: If one of you wants to ignore it and the

868
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 7: other doesn't, that's trouble.

869
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 6: This is Jonesy surefire remedy for this. Just buy the

870
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 6: woman in your life a card. Then at the very

871
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 6: least they can't winge that.

872
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 11: You haven't got the men out them a guard.

873
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,959
Speaker 7: I used to work in an office years ago, TV

874
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 7: production office, and there was so competitive bunch of flowers

875
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,720
Speaker 7: that arrived for a girl. There a bunch of flowers

876
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 7: arrived by couriers somewhere else, and if you just sat

877
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 7: there with a car, you know.

878
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 11: It's sent us off a big bunch.

879
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 7: I have to order some for yourself.

880
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 17: I was at the florist yesterday and I said, must

881
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 17: be busy tomorrow, and she said, it's the most stressful

882
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 17: day of the year because not only do the flowers

883
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 17: cost more to buy for them today because as a

884
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 17: surprise surprise of everything gets jacked up.

885
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 11: She says, how do you know.

886
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 17: How many toward What if people don't come and you're

887
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 17: stuck with hundreds of red roses because tomorrow they're worth jack.

888
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 7: Interesting, isn't it what we took a couple of calls earlier.

889
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 8: I think Valentine's Day should be every day of the year,

890
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 8: not just one day that you have to go out

891
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,280
Speaker 8: and feel guilty because you have to buy a present.

892
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 8: Love is deeper than that if you're in a wonderful relationship.

893
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 8: I've got a wonderful man who supports me and everything

894
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 8: that I do and been there for my challenges. So

895
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 8: it should be every day.

896
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 11: Myself.

897
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 16: When we were first.

898
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 18: Married year we used to get flowers and trouble through

899
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 18: each other. Now we've been married, I don't know nearly.

900
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 18: It's thirty years or something time to time. He doesn't

901
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 18: remember our wedding anniversary.

902
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 19: It's only jan Esy reminding because we've been married.

903
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 18: On the same day. So Valentine's Day, I think.

904
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,240
Speaker 2: It's got out the window.

905
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 7: Now I'm providing a public service, all right, Well Valentine's Day?

906
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 7: Does it pass the pub test?

907
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 11: Why don't you call us? At sixteen away? Coming out,

908
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 11: I'm going to be joined by Davy Johnston.

909
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 6: Davy Johnston is the guitar behind Elton john and has

910
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,439
Speaker 6: been since nineteen seventy one.

911
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,879
Speaker 7: Fifty years. These guys have been performing together. We'll get

912
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 7: all the goss.

913
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,240
Speaker 11: It's got it away.

914
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 5: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. One oh one point

915
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 5: seven WSFM.

916
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 11: Million dollar bribe is happening. Why don't you call us?

917
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 7: Thirteen WSFM Coming up next, We're talking to Davy Johnston.

918
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 7: He's been Elton John's right hand man for fifty years.

919
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:42,479
Speaker 6: He played on Tiny Dancer seven times. Here's Davy coming

920
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 6: up now, Davy, what about bitches back?

921
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 7: That's him on the guitar.

922
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 11: There, that's Davy and what about this one.

923
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 4: All?

924
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 7: Davy Johnston, Davey Johnston join us next.

925
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 11: Tend away WSFF.

926
00:39:58,880 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 16: WHOA what I for?

927
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 10: Seven?

928
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 6: WSFM? Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda. Partly cloudy today,

929
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 6: twenty five in the city, twenty eight in the west.

930
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 6: Right now it's eighteen degrees, it's.

931
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 10: Six to eight.

932
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 7: Well, it's mixed emotions for me. Is Elton John embarks

933
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 7: on his farewell tour. He's meant so much to me

934
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 7: for so many years. But this tour is going to

935
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 7: be extraordinary, and we're about to talk to someone who

936
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 7: knows Elton better than most, Davy Johnston, who has toured

937
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 7: with Elton for half a century and has an incredible

938
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 7: story of his own. Welcome Davy, Thank you, my dear.

939
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 10: How are you?

940
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm so well. It was the most exciting thing

941
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 7: in my teenage life when I'd buy a new album,

942
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 7: a new Elton john album. I looked at all the

943
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:43,399
Speaker 7: liner notes, at photos of you. I knew everything back

944
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,399
Speaker 7: to front. I feel like I know you just through

945
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 7: the album covers at least.

946
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 9: Ah, that's all sweet. Well, you know, it's funny because

947
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 9: we're very fortunate, I mean to have been around this long.

948
00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 9: Obviously that's a major plus. But apart from that, when

949
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 9: people actually you know, come up and you know, just

950
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 9: to say excuse me, can I say something? They usually

951
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 9: say something like that, something nice, you know, like you know,

952
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 9: you've been part of my growing up or I was

953
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 9: listening to you in college or whatever, you know, and

954
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 9: so it's always really nice to hear stuff like that.

955
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 9: Thank you.

956
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 11: When did you first meet Elton?

957
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 9: I first met him. I met Bernie first. I did

958
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 9: a thing for Bernie. Bernie was making a poetry album

959
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 9: whereby the musicians was just simply make up whatever they

960
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 9: wanted as he was speaking. So it was kind of

961
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 9: a weird project. I thought, great, as that fun, and

962
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 9: I don't know about a week later, a guess, I

963
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 9: got a call saying would I come and play on

964
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 9: one of Alden's records. And at that time he was

965
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 9: reg you know, he was he was just kind of

966
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,800
Speaker 9: starting to things were starting to happen, and it was

967
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 9: nineteen seventy one, and they said, well, you come in

968
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 9: and play. He's been trying to get this guitar part

969
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,280
Speaker 9: happening on a song called mad Man Across the Water,

970
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 9: and I don't know whatever, you know, I said, I'll

971
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 9: come in and do whatever you want, you know, to

972
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 9: play on it.

973
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 4: And no.

974
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 9: I mean I was nineteen. It's like I'm going like, okay, fine, whatever.

975
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 9: And I showed up at the studio and with my

976
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 9: acoustic guitar and mandolin and my sitar, just just for

977
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 9: the hell of it, just to kind of just to

978
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 9: kind of impress them.

979
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was.

980
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:32,240
Speaker 9: It was the yeah, you had to have a gitar,

981
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 9: you know. Well, actually, the funny thing is I was

982
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 9: probably one of the only guys who played sitar part

983
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 9: from George Harrison in London in those days, so I

984
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 9: got I got all the citar gigs. But yeah, I

985
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 9: worked in the studio and I saw this little, shy,

986
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 9: very quiet guy behind the piano who turned out to

987
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 9: be Elton, and I said, so, what's that you want

988
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 9: me to do? What's the part you're looking for? And

989
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 9: he played me the riff on from Madman that he

990
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 9: wanted me to play on guitar, but he wanted me

991
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 9: to I add my own thing to it. So I

992
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 9: listened to it, played it once and he said that's it,

993
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 9: and I went to keep fine. So we cut that

994
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 9: song Madener across the Water. We cut that one first,

995
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,919
Speaker 9: and then we cut Tiny Dancer, and then we caught

996
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 9: Leave on. So we did three tracks and now that

997
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 9: first day, and I guess that helped, you know, I

998
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 9: guess he saw something in me that he really liked.

999
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 9: And shortly after I got a phone call saying, do

1000
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 9: you want to join his band?

1001
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 11: Wow, that's amazing.

1002
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 6: Three of the most iconic songs on your first meeting,

1003
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 6: and back then you wouldn't have had Did you have

1004
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 6: an inkling?

1005
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 15: Well?

1006
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 9: No, I I well, actually I did, I tell a

1007
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 9: lie because I'd watched I'd seen him one time on

1008
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 9: a British show called Top of the Pops and I

1009
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 9: remember I was watching it with my dad in Scotland

1010
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 9: and he was that border song came on and my

1011
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 9: kind of my ears pricked up and I went, oh,

1012
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 9: that's a good song. Plus that's a great singer. And

1013
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 9: then the other thing I noticed was wow, look at

1014
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 9: that guy. Look at his head of hair. He's got

1015
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 9: some amazing hair and he did have in those days,

1016
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 9: you know. Sadly it kind of waned rather quickly, but

1017
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 9: it was comical because I loved the song that I heard,

1018
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 9: and I didn't really put it together that that was

1019
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 9: the same guy till I went in the studio with him.

1020
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 9: And then I thought, Oh, this guy's this guy's got

1021
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 9: something that most of the other bands don't have, which

1022
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 9: is great songs and great lyrics. I mean, Bernie Taupin's

1023
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 9: an absolute genius. He's the you know, he's the real

1024
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 9: springboard for this whole thing.

1025
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 7: How have you sustained fifty years? By his side? Were

1026
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 7: his stories of the years he went through where he

1027
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 7: was notoriously difficult and the tantrums and the flavor of

1028
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 7: Elton is so rich? How did you survive fifty years?

1029
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 7: We were there times when you said, okay, I'm out.

1030
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,880
Speaker 9: All there were several times for all of us, you know,

1031
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 9: I checked out either one way or another, you know,

1032
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 9: from exhaustion and and just like too much touring and

1033
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 9: you know, too much partying and all the rest of it.

1034
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 9: I think, I think what happens is you reach a

1035
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 9: stage where you you have to kind of ask yourself, well,

1036
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 9: if I want to do I want to carry on

1037
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 9: doing this? Well, if I do, I've better clean my

1038
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 9: shit up, you know. And and I think a lot

1039
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 9: of people in the business who are still around, and

1040
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 9: unfortunately sadly not that many who've been around as long

1041
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 9: as us, but they've really had to get their game together,

1042
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 9: you know, and and you know, clean up and you know,

1043
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 9: we still have great fun. I mean, we're just we're

1044
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 9: still as mad as ever. But I mean the certain

1045
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 9: things that you don't really need, you think you need

1046
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 9: them because you think, well, I know, in my case,

1047
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 9: when I was asked to join out and my first

1048
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 9: reaction was, oh shit, I'm gonna have to behave like

1049
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 9: a rock and roll star and do drink a lot more,

1050
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 9: do a lot more drugs and and you know, shag

1051
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 9: as many women as possible and that kind of thing.

1052
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 9: But you know, that was that was a general conception

1053
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 9: back then. Whereas because we didn't really think it was

1054
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 9: going to last as long, we have no idea maybe.

1055
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 6: I should take up the sex and drugs and rock

1056
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 6: and roll, just get into that. Forget the music or

1057
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 6: just the sex and drugs and forget the Yeah, Davy,

1058
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 6: it's great to.

1059
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 11: Talk to you.

1060
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 6: Elton john is bringing his Farewell to It to Sydney

1061
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 6: twenty first and twenty third of December at ic C

1062
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 6: Sydney Theater and seventh of January Kudos Bank Arena.

1063
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 7: Tickets go on sound today to see.

1064
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 11: Elton john and particularly Davy Johnston thank you for joining us.

1065
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 9: You're so welcome. Look forward to you down there.

1066
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 7: I want you to get on right now.

1067
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 9: I'm taking pleasing go to your window.

1068
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 10: And yell.

1069
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 11: Into the joints of the man arms for our pub

1070
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 11: test this morning.

1071
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 7: Does Valentine's Day past the pub test? I was shocked

1072
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 7: to hear that Australian spend more than five hundred million

1073
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 7: dollars on Valentine's Day last year.

1074
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 6: That's a lot of What about a handmade Valentine's gift?

1075
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 6: Would you appreciate that Harley fashions something for you out

1076
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 6: of that?

1077
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 7: Would or if he made me a card? Really it's

1078
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 7: a gesture.

1079
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 11: I think women little mental, doesn't it?

1080
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 12: No?

1081
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 11: I think women like that.

1082
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 7: Men have given it a bit of thought.

1083
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 6: But if you make a homemade card Harley there, when

1084
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 6: he's tongue poking out step macaroni onto a bit of paper,

1085
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 6: I love view.

1086
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 7: I love that because it says that effort has been made.

1087
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 7: But five hundred million dollars, I don't think I was

1088
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 7: making homemade cards for that. Drinks, flowers, dinner, all this

1089
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,919
Speaker 7: kind of stuff. We're really going overboard, aren't we. People

1090
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 7: who get gifts on Valentine's Day.

1091
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 11: Don't know. Does Valentine's Day pass the pub test?

1092
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 8: Look, it was great when I was young, but I'm

1093
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 8: sixty now and it's absolute rubbish.

1094
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day a chance we can ask your secret admirer

1095
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 2: or crush, will you be my Valentine? Where you're already

1096
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,280
Speaker 2: a married couple, you've already popped the questioning you're married,

1097
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,320
Speaker 2: there's no need to do that extra work. So I

1098
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 2: believe no, it's a waste of time for married couples.

1099
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 18: Well, I think that Valentine's Day has becomes.

1100
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 2: Just like Halloween and Christmas.

1101
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 11: Where it doesn't excuse to have to buy flowers, that.

1102
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 2: All the normal price.

1103
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 10: That's it for you.

1104
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: We don't need any more.

1105
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:35,280
Speaker 10: Roman.

1106
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 14: I think Ford is just a made up day of

1107
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 14: the businesses to make money, and Valentine's every day.

1108
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Speaker 8: I think it's I got a.

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00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,799
Speaker 13: Bunch of flowers or even at present for Valentine's Day

1110
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 13: after being married for thirty five years, I'll be questioning why.

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00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 7: I think we're establishing that how Altis doesn't care that

1112
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 7: much about Valentine's.

1113
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 11: You're married, you got them, Why make more any more?

1114
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 7: And let's not forget According to Relationships Australia, forty percent

1115
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 7: of Australians are single. There you go, and I hope

1116
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 7: our thoughts to them.

1117
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 11: From your house. Harley's given up on the macaroni car.

1118
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 7: He's boiled it.

1119
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 11: He's going to eat it.

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Speaker 6: We've been discussing tales of the passport after Amanda's.

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00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 11: Incident yesterday, more calls. Next it's eleven past eight WSFM one.

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00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 11: At one point seven WSFM.

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00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 6: Hewe there instituting yet a matta thanks to Clarendon Holmes

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00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 6: partly cloudy twenty five degrees in the city, twenty eight

1125
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 6: in the west right now in his eighteen degrees.

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00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,760
Speaker 11: It's called a past eight tribal dramas beating.

1127
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 7: Tales of the passport for the first time ever. I

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00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 7: had a great passport photo. I had it done at

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00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 7: a passport place, you know, a photography place that does

1130
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 7: all this sort of stuff.

1131
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 11: That is the best photo of you in the world.

1132
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 7: And because it was so good, it wasn't accepted.

1133
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,439
Speaker 11: If you go Robin Banks, that's the one that they.

1134
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 7: Were well, I'd get away with it because I don't

1135
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 7: look like that.

1136
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 11: We can't we can't chutch her.

1137
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 7: She is beautiful it's Charlie's there on, but it's not

1138
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 7: how I look, and they said that it was too

1139
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 7: it is how you look. No, they said the photo

1140
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 7: was too good that you couldn't see all my bags

1141
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 7: and wrinkles. So I had to have another one taken week.

1142
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 7: Really love bags, So this is the one that I

1143
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 7: will now have for ten years.

1144
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 11: Woo.

1145
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, scare kids with that finer. It's not right, is it?

1146
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 7: It's not right.

1147
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 11: We've been discussing talents of the passport. We had a

1148
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 11: bunch of cars before.

1149
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 14: My son was born in London and we had to

1150
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,439
Speaker 14: get his passport photo taken when he was ten days old.

1151
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 14: He had to have his eyes open, mouth closed, which

1152
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 14: was pretty tricky.

1153
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 16: I went to the post office to get my passport

1154
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 16: photos taken, took it back to the post office and

1155
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 16: they turned it down, saying that I can't be wearing

1156
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 16: a sauce on my hair, like, well, you guys took

1157
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 16: the photo.

1158
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 13: So my passport got returned because I had a tin shadow.

1159
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 13: The photo ends up being me looking like the terminator

1160
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 13: because I'm so angry.

1161
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 11: More of your calls coming out? What about someone bin

1162
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 11: Laden's passport photo? How did that go?

1163
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, actually, all that facial hair and stuff. What if

1164
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 7: you ever thought of take away? Yeah, yeah, you have

1165
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 7: to now in Australia. I have your hair behind your

1166
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 7: ears so they can see your ears.

1167
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 11: Thirteen WSFM. If you're mad at the match, what about this?

1168
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 6: A three hundred dollars Cronities restaurant voucher Valentine's Day at

1169
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 6: Kronitis dot com.

1170
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 11: It's a quarter past.

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00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:08,839
Speaker 5: Eight Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one on one

1172
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 5: point seven WSFM.

1173
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 6: Hello to you because I went a little bit rogue

1174
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 6: on the internet the other day. Tomorrow we've got fifteen

1175
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 6: thousand dollars thanks to eBay. Everyone is a winner. Do

1176
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 6: you know what that means?

1177
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 7: Where you're giving away stuff? But it's new stuff, isn't it.

1178
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 7: It's not your old joint from the house joint.

1179
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 6: From six tomorrow morning, every caller that gets on the

1180
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 6: show will win a brand new prize back with up

1181
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 6: to one thousand dollars each or purchase from eBay.

1182
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 7: How great is that?

1183
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 10: It is great?

1184
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 11: Well?

1185
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 7: I get one, of course, No.

1186
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 6: With eBay's best price in money back guarantee, you won't

1187
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 6: find a more modern way to shop.

1188
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 11: At twenty nineteen, they even guarantee delivery in three days

1189
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 11: or less.

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00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 7: All right, well, in the meantime that's tomorrow. But right now,

1191
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 7: towels of the passport of.

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00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 6: Course coming out next WSFM one on one point seven WSFM,

1193
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 6: Good morning to you.

1194
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 11: It's Joensey Demanda. Partly cloudy today, twenty five in the city,

1195
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 11: twenty eight in our west.

1196
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 6: Right now it is nineteen degrees if you've just joined

1197
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,879
Speaker 6: us as a twenty six and the ol drummers.

1198
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 7: Beating tales of the passport. What's happened? Ruth is in Ingleburn? Hello, Ruth?

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00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 7: What happened with your passport?

1200
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 8: Hi?

1201
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 15: I wasn't actually me.

1202
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 2: I was a girl I worked with.

1203
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 19: She actually got run up by the Australian Passport Office

1204
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 19: because she had a sunken eye. She went she had

1205
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 19: the photo done and the actually questioned her why she

1206
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 19: had a sunken ike twenty three and now she went

1207
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 19: together see with a boyfriend and at eight or something

1208
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 19: she'd fall over and actually hit her eye and it

1209
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 19: has sunk him in, So that actually questioned why her

1210
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 19: eye was sunken. She's gonna have surgery. Hello, I been

1211
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 19: there for we think that actually Renger at work too.

1212
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,720
Speaker 7: Wow, that's outrageous.

1213
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 11: Better a sunken eye than a sunken chest, you know.

1214
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 7: That's if your photo shows that, that's what your face

1215
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 7: looks like. Yeah, Warren's in Mount Hi, Warren morning, You

1216
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 7: going very well? What happened at the passport office?

1217
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,879
Speaker 3: Back in ninety ninety four, My wife and I took

1218
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 3: the kids over to America. When I took my photograph,

1219
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 3: I had a bid, even the mustache. When I left

1220
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 3: the country in Australia, I didn't have my bid mustache,

1221
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 3: and that was fine. They were okay with that. Left there,

1222
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 3: went to La La was fine, and on the way

1223
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 3: back we stopped over via Hodeing Lulu. Trying to get

1224
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 3: back out of Honolulu with a different looking face took

1225
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 3: some convincing to that. We were about an hour and

1226
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 3: a half with the passport people talking to them, trying

1227
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 3: to establish that I had used to have a bid

1228
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 3: and now the BID's taken off. They were trying to

1229
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 3: get colored bits of paper to put around my face

1230
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 3: to make it even look like I had a bit

1231
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 3: if I resembled my passport photo.

1232
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 7: But you mustn't be the only person that happens too.

1233
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,839
Speaker 7: You've got ten years, facial hair, head hair, it's going

1234
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 7: to come and go.

1235
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 6: What about the whole hipster moment we're going through a

1236
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 6: new Mon's got those massive ned Kelly bad?

1237
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 7: What about people who go balled?

1238
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:55,799
Speaker 9: Ah?

1239
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 7: So many questions. Thank you, Warren, thank you.

1240
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,399
Speaker 6: It's eight twenty eight, coming up after eight thirty gets

1241
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 6: my goolies is back. If you've got something on your case,

1242
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 6: you come straight to us. Thirteen WSFM.

1243
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 11: I look at you. Failed to mention.

1244
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 7: I failed to mention once his roundup? Is that what

1245
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 7: you're talking about?

1246
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 11: Yeah, I came.

1247
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 7: And then before we get to that, there's also the

1248
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 7: Big Fact. The Big Fact is back.

1249
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 13: Again.

1250
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:32,959
Speaker 12: Jones friends friend Jones, jonesy chest Cho chohnesy Stra Johnsy Strat.

1251
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 6: Now before you right roll your eyes what you're about

1252
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 6: to do, I've got a big fact that's tailored for you,

1253
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 6: just for me, just for you. You're a big fan

1254
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 6: of the saying the welcome Stranger, the big Nugget, the

1255
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 6: big nugget, the Welcome Stranger.

1256
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 7: It was a big gold nugget about the size of

1257
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 7: a wom battle.

1258
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 6: It was, yeah, sixty six kilos worth of nuggsy. There

1259
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,879
Speaker 6: it was during this week back in eighteen sixty nine,

1260
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 6: Cornish minor on Deson in Victoria discovered the nugget that yawning.

1261
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 7: Sorry, but you like that.

1262
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 11: You'll use that saying constantly on the show. So anyway,

1263
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,280
Speaker 11: do you not want to know? How now you're inadvertently

1264
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:12,959
Speaker 11: give me the finger?

1265
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 7: Oh, come on, just do it. You know I get

1266
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,879
Speaker 7: up early occasionally. I'm sorry, it's during your segment during

1267
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 7: I was saying something earlier and you're rifling through the paper.

1268
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:27,760
Speaker 11: Come on, I was looking for this. So anyway, John's

1269
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:31,399
Speaker 11: come home to his wife and he said, honey, I'm home.

1270
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 11: I've got you a surprise.

1271
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 6: John had a predilection for bringing home strangers quite regularly,

1272
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 6: that we bring home strangers. And she said, oh, it's

1273
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 6: not another unwelcome.

1274
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 11: Stranger, is it?

1275
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:47,239
Speaker 6: And he went, no, it's a welcome stranger. And at

1276
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 6: that he flopped it out on the counter, sixty six

1277
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 6: kilo nugget.

1278
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 7: Wow.

1279
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 11: And then it became part of the vernacular, welcome stranger

1280
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:57,000
Speaker 11: is here.

1281
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 7: You're into it? Yeah, I'm very much into it.

1282
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:08,720
Speaker 12: Jest Jonesy Strategy, Chonesy Strach, cho Stray, Josey Strach, johnsy Strashe.

1283
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 7: Well, not all of us can get a big welcome

1284
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:13,879
Speaker 7: stranger nugget for Valentine's Day. I've got some options here

1285
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 7: for your Valentines, and some of them are for your exes.

1286
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 7: But we've still got time for you to buy something quirky.

1287
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 7: It's Mons's round Up coming up next.

1288
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 11: Twenty one to nine WSFM one on one point seven WSFM. Hello,

1289
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,760
Speaker 11: it's Jonesy and Amanda.

1290
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 6: Twenty five degrees our expected top today right now it

1291
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 6: is nineteen it is nineteen to nine.

1292
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 11: Originally this segment was.

1293
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:36,240
Speaker 7: Called I think it was called Amanda's Collation of related Events,

1294
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 7: and I.

1295
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 11: Said that's not going to wash. So we're went to

1296
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 11: human Nature. Human Nature came back with.

1297
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 10: Round what's rondom It's coming here today? Of course, it's

1298
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 10: Times round Up. She's an rya vest, she's a rudeness

1299
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 10: to disco' not here onus.

1300
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 7: Valentine's Day today. We've spoken a bit about it on

1301
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 7: the show today. There's still time to get your loved

1302
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 7: one as something if you don't have a loved one.

1303
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 7: This man in New Zealand is in his twenties. He's

1304
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 7: taken to Facebook to advertise himself and a number of

1305
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 7: romantic services Some of the packages is offering the friend Zone,

1306
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 7: a one hour friendly hangout it's only fourteen dollars. For

1307
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 7: forty three bucks, you get two hours friendly hangout, which

1308
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 7: includes a class in McDonald's. Combo, you get a medium

1309
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 7: meal and a Facebook photo or oh my, OMG, they're dating.

1310
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 7: For seventy one dollars, you get a meal to the

1311
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 7: value of twenty dollars, a kiss in front of family

1312
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 7: and friends, and an updated relationship status on Facebook.

1313
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 11: There you go, but they are also a lot of

1314
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 11: good looking.

1315
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 7: Oh I haven't seen his picture. I don't know how

1316
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 7: much you get for fourteen dollars. There's also a whole

1317
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 7: lot of gifts for people for their exes. One of

1318
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 7: the things that kicked this off was Sydney zoo Valentine's

1319
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 7: Day competition to name one of their brown snakes after

1320
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 7: your ex. This raises money for wildlife conservation. You donate

1321
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 7: one dollar and your name goes into the draw. Is

1322
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 7: your ex a snake? If so, now's you opportunity to

1323
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 7: cement their snaky status for Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 11: How many inneses would be in there?

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Speaker 7: Oh maagine, Well not just snakes? Then how about this?

1326
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 7: You can name a cockroach after your ex for Valentine's Day.

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00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 7: This is El Paso Zoo in Texas. Not only do

1328
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 7: you get their cockroach named after your ex, say Innes,

1329
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 7: then you watch it being fed to a mere cat

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Speaker 7: on Valentine's Day.

1331
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 11: Issues much a box of manure?

1332
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 7: A company is offering boxes of manure you can pick cow, pig,

1333
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,439
Speaker 7: or horse. They will deliver them anonymously to your ex.

1334
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 7: Also they sell dead lizards and an assortment of roadkill

1335
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 7: gift box you can What about this? Another e Taylor

1336
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 7: as they call them rather than a retailer, is mailing

1337
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:59,479
Speaker 7: out dead flowers, melted chocolate, and dead fish to your ex.

1338
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 7: This one's interesting. They don't all have to be manky animals.

1339
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 7: What about a glitter cannon to your ex? So it

1340
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 7: goes releases a glitter cannon and the glitter goes everywhere.

1341
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 7: So it sounds festive, but it's the most irritating thing

1342
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 7: you can think of. Everyone hates those things. I quite

1343
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 7: like that one. Or how about this pubic lice? It's

1344
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 7: called crab revenge. You you will be sent a bag

1345
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 7: of pubic lice to be that you sprinkle on the

1346
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 7: bedding or clothing of your ex. So be grateful you're single.

1347
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 7: And if you're Jones's wife, you just got a card.

1348
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 7: Don't complain.

1349
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 11: That's what the card said.

1350
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 7: At least I haven't given you pubic lice.

1351
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 10: What's it's coming today? Of course it's time random. She's

1352
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 10: an very best. She's a rudeness to DISCOUNTO.

1353
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 11: Here on, well done, chaps.

1354
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 7: Romantic gets my ghoulies.

1355
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 11: You got something on your case?

1356
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 6: You got straight to us thirteen WSFF one on one

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Speaker 6: point seven WSFM.

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Speaker 11: Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda public.

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Speaker 6: Cloudy twenty five degrees in the city today, twenty eight

1360
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 6: our west right now it's twenty degrees.

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01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 11: It's seven to nine.

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01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 7: Vile letter is in Abbotsbury. Hi vio letter. What gets

1363
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 7: your ghoolies.

1364
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,720
Speaker 13: Is when I'm at the coffee shop and I know

1365
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 13: what I want and people are just standing there looking

1366
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 13: at the board.

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01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 6: Come on, guys, move on.

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01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,240
Speaker 13: So annoying when I'm on a rush to go to

1369
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 13: work or go anyway anywhere.

1370
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 18: I know what I want.

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01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 14: You know, yeah, really annoys me.

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01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 11: You don't want to be behind a man or at

1373
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 11: a cafe. Have you got any soup? I'll go and check. Yes,

1374
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 11: what sort is it? I'll go and check.

1375
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 7: Shouldn't they have known when they come back and they.

1376
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 11: Say it's pumpkin. Oh, I don't like pumpkin.

1377
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 7: And they say we've got something else. I say, does

1378
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 7: it have cream in it? I'll go and check. If

1379
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 7: you give me the information up front, there'll be no

1380
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 7: more question. Just get a pie and at the end,

1381
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 7: I say, just a glass of water.

1382
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 11: I'll just have a sausage roll in a vanilla slice.

1383
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 6: Again, we get your vio letter out with the badam

1384
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 6: with the good Youube Dad does many can always email

1385
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 6: us JAMWSVM dot com, dot are you at six to nine.

1386
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 7: Our favorite call email or Facebook Friends get a three

1387
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 7: hundred dollars Crniti's restaurant voucher. You can book at crenitis

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Speaker 7: dot com.

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Speaker 11: WHAT'SO going to? Twenty nineteen? Jonesy amount of tea towel

1390
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Speaker 11: as well well.

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01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 7: Valentine's Day? Love is in the air or is it today?

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01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 7: I'm the pub test. We ask people if celebrating, if

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01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 7: they were celebrating Valentine's Day, if they just couldn't give

1394
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 7: a rat. Does Valentine's Day past the pub test? He's

1395
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 7: JOONI from Glemore Park.

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Speaker 14: When we were.

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01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 18: First married year, we used to get two hours and

1398
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 18: trouble through each other. Now we'd be married, I know,

1399
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:59,440
Speaker 18: nearly thirty years or something. Timmy doesn't remember wedding anniversary.

1400
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 18: Only Janes reminds you because we've been married on the

1401
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 18: same day.

1402
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 11: So maybe you should just have it all on one day,

1403
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 11: like the horse's birthday.

1404
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 6: Every day on that day it's the women's birthday adversary.

1405
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 7: The women's Do you make more of a fuss about

1406
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 7: your birthday than anyone?

1407
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 17: I know?

1408
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 7: You love presents, so don't pretend it's all the.

1409
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 11: Women's the women's third of aprils Way birthday.

1410
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 6: And then what we could do is just like you,

1411
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:28,959
Speaker 6: don't give them a sugar cane, a sugar cubanic carrot stick.

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01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:33,040
Speaker 7: I remember that for your birthday ride a Yet that's enough.

1413
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,959
Speaker 7: It's a million dollar bribe. Don't forget if you missed

1414
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 7: out with us, fear not, Mike has more chances. After

1415
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 7: nine o'clock.

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01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 11: We will be back tomorrow for fry Yate.

1417
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 7: And don't forget everyone's a winner tomorrow. Every caller on

1418
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 7: the show today you got chocks. Tomorrow you're getting one

1419
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 7: thousand dollar prize pack thanks to eBay.

1420
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 11: I make sure, I'm gonna make sure I listen.

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01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 7: I'll make sure you do.

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01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 10: Good day to you, well, thank god, that's over.

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Speaker 4: Goode.

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Speaker 3: Podcast of today's show is available for download from w

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Speaker 3: s f M dot com dot a U.

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01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:06,880
Speaker 11: All the cool kids are doing it.

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01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,280
Speaker 10: Whowing dor thing chimp.

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Speaker 7: Goodbye one o one point seven w s f M