WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Petty Couples... What Did You Do To Get Back At Them? 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:14.520 Come on. 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:19.400 Happy Friday, everybody. 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:23.799 Hello Fria, my first Friday back? Can you say friya? 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:24.240 Still? 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:27.080 I mean you can do whatever I say? Volcano, lollodoby, Fria, 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:29.520 I say it all. I don't care about being canceled 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:29.920 and nothing. 0:00:30.000 --> 0:00:32.000 I don't care about being cool. God damn it. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:34.360 I can being cool years. You have never had any Sure, 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:38.160 I think you're kind of cool. Why are you looking at. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:38.280 Me like that? 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:40.560 Because you are cool? I just don't want to say anything. 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:41.839 You don't want to be compliments? 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:43.839 No, no, I do all compliment Brian. But it's just 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:45.480 your first Friday back since leaving the jungle. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:46.720 But how long can I do that? 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:48.440 Because I'm like all week, I being like, it's my 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:50.800 first day back, it's my first hump day, it's my 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:51.960 first I don't. 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:53.480 Care, So I think maybe now's the last. 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:55.600 I just thought I would sit in it for the 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:57.680 week and then it's oven well. 0:00:57.720 --> 0:00:59.120 To be honest, we are celebrating tonight. 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:01.040 We have a pickup team outing tonight, don't We're all 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:02.000 going to get some dinner together. 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:03.360 Oh it's our first you know what. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.640 We spend so much time together, but we actually don't 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:09.679 spend that much time outside of work doing friends friends stuff. 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:11.600 Yes, I will take credit for this one. 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:13.520 I did want to get the team together because I 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:15.800 felt I had fomo being in the jungle and I 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.080 had no I had no connection to anyone on the 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:19.880 outside world. So I wanted us to get out of 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.280 the work environment. We are going to eat and drink 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:22.960 and be merried. 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:26.760 Hey, listen for a Friday. We're discussing Laura, I believe 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:28.320 because we hold the best content to the end of 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:30.360 the week. Your toilet habits today. 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:33.199 No, well we are. We're not discussing my toilet habits. 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:34.560 Thank you. That was too far. 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:38.240 We're discussing what is public toilet etiquette. Oh, we have 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:39.360 some more important things to do. 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:41.639 First, Yeah, we definitely do. Next, we're talking petty couples. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.360 If you're in a relationship and you have petty arguments 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:46.000 with your part time. 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.960 Everyone has petty arguments, everybody when you have when you 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:50.720 have a fight with your partner, you know, you can 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:52.400 have the big fight, but then there's always like the 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:54.480 petty stuff that you do to try and get back 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.400 at them. I should be bigger than this, but we're 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:59.200 ne a long distance, so I mean moon perpetually. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:01.720 What's the pettiest thing you've done me. 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:08.519 I'm not petty Facebook, petty petty. 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:10.280 Couples Next thirteen one sixty five if you've got one, 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:13.720 we'll chat to your next here at the pickup now, Britt, 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:15.640 you weren't here for this last week because this is 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.080 your first week back from being in the army celebrity 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:19.120 to get me out of here, junk. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:20.080 Yeah, what did I miss? 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:20.240 Well? 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:23.120 Laura and we had Laura's beautiful husband, Mattie Jay on 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:25.800 the show. He's Got his podcast Two Doting Dads. A 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:29.760 segment on their podcast they Do is petty Couples. Matt 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:32.440 came on because he wanted to confront Laura on our 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:34.520 show with a petty couples gripe that he has with her, 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:37.000 because he felt it was the only safe space to 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:37.560 discuss it. 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:39.160 In me, it wasn't that. 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:41.440 It's because he told the story on his own podcast, 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:42.880 and then he was worried that I was going to 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:45.080 hear it and then pick a fight with him, although 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:46.040 we're backfight anyway. 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:46.800 This is what happened. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.800 So I had ruined address, which I was annoyed because 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:51.720 you didn't appreciate the fact that I was doing all 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:54.760 your washing. So what I've done now, and I'm not 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:58.359 sure if you've realized this, but I'm yet to wash 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:01.560 any of your items since we had that argument. So 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:03.359 whenever I do the washing now, I do my washing. 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:06.520 I did the kids washing. I purposely believe all of 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:11.640 your belongings in the dirty laundry basket as an active spie. 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:13.280 Oh my god. 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:15.200 Actually, the first thing a man should do when they 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:17.480 get married is sign the wedding studio, obviously, but then 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:18.280 learn how to wash. 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:21.040 Learn people should know how to wash before they get married. 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:24.600 But also, okay, I'm standing up for myself here. I 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:26.440 do a lot of washing in our household. I was 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:28.880 made out to sound like I don't do any cleaning 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:30.880 or anything, and that it's just they're doing everything the 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:32.959 poor man, Classic mat classic match. 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:34.560 So we wanted to inspire the country. 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:36.360 We actually had a lot of people messaging after we 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:38.480 had Matt on the show, and they wanted to share 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.720 some of their petty arguments they've had with their partners. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:42.440 Absolutely, I mean, we all know that we all have 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:44.640 kind of ever so often you'll have a big argument 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:45.080 with your partner. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.440 But this isn't about those moments. These are about the stupid. 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:49.640 Things you do to try and enact a little bit 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.040 of revenge that you can just kind of get past them, 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:53.760 but might pissy partner off that they knew you were 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:54.040 doing it. 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:56.000 And Ben, because you live long distance, surely you have 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:56.520 a little peace. 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:59.040 I was just thinking, I think the pettiest argument we 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.560 had was actually not even petty, it's dumb. Was he 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.760 I asked him to set an alarm so that he 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:08.880 wouldn't miss a flight to fly America, and he refused 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:10.520 because I don't do alarm. So I was like, please, baby, 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:12.080 can you just set it. I'll just feel more comfortable 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:13.280 if you said it for the morning so you don't 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:14.960 sleep through it. He's like, I'm not going to sleep 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.520 through I said, please, Ben, just just set the alarm. 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:19.760 And it turned into this huge fight because he's so 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:22.640 stubborn that he refused, and so you know what he did. 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:26.279 He just didn't go to sleep. He was so petty 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:27.680 about it that he just stayed it the whole night. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:32.360 He's punishing himself and not you anyway. 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:35.240 Jamie, Yeah, has caught on thirteen five. What's your petty 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:35.960 great with your partner? 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:36.120 Hi? 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:36.719 Jamie? 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:40.200 Hey, guys, we argue over like the smallest little thing. 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:43.200 There's never anything important that we argue over, but I 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:46.320 like to go into it. We have separate Netflix profiles. 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:49.400 I'll go into his profile and like different videos, and 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:51.880 I'll start episodes that he's nowhere near. So a message 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:52.560 with his algorithm. 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:54.400 But do you do this after you've had a fight. 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.400 They just do this to be a brat. 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:58.600 I've been doing it for about three years after I've 0:04:58.600 --> 0:04:59.960 every time we've had a little fi. 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:02.640 Yeah, but it seems like it takes more effort from 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:04.679 you in the search. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.560 Watch on my profile, start watching it. 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:11.240 Has he ever noticed? Does he ever say like how 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:13.240 did this have? How do has there's seven seasons of 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:14.680 selling Sunset on here a. 0:05:15.760 --> 0:05:18.360 Couple of times, but he's convinced, like, you know, how 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:22.000 does he let the iPhones are listening. He's convinced that 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:26.160 the TV and the PlayStation or whatever is listening picking up. 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:29.960 Ye, you should put like, you know, best bikini women 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:30.840 footage on. 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:34.400 And then pick a fight with him about that totally. 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:35.640 That's his favorite. 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:38.400 One is he doesn't like Melissa McCarthy, So I'll go in, 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:41.560 like any movie she's in, I'll like her as an actress. 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:43.320 If you want a red flag. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.760 If people have their preferences. Matt hates, my husband hates 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:50.960 some nicole kidman. Won't watching nicole kidman movie? 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:52.520 Really, and Hathaway does it for me? 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:55.600 I think that she's hard done by. I like her anyway. 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.920 Is called Hayley's what's your petty argument with your partner? 0:05:59.000 --> 0:05:59.200 High? 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:02.480 So petty thing that I do is we run two 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:06.920 toilets in my household, and each adult has ownership over 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:11.760 one toilet. And my partner is very religious with his timing, 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:16.120 So anytime we have a little bunny, I go out 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:17.800 of my way to make sure that there's no toilet 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:19.600 paper in his toilet. 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:21.440 Liz, what does he do? Does he call out to you? 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:23.599 Grovel? 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:24.000 Laura? 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:26.279 Oh my god, Liz, you want to anything funny? I 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:29.440 love that this is your petty argument. When I found 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:31.279 out that my ex had a double life and was 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:34.839 marrying someone else simultaneously after two years, my revenge was 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:36.599 to take the toilet paper from his house. That was 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:39.360 my revenge for the ultimate act. And you think it's petty. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:40.680 So I think I didn't do enough? 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:41.200 Did I? 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.719 I think a great mind think alive. 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.680 I took all the design of Aggs oh, that's a 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:49.080 big thing. 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:51.960 You should have done a pooh, any sink or something, 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:53.280 not just taking his toilet paper. 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:58.000 The most disgusting relationship. What you think is is I know. 0:06:58.200 --> 0:06:59.760 No, you should have ember heard it and just done 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:01.919 in his bed. The guy cheated on you with another 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.120 woman who he was engaged to, and I would have 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:07.760 shot in his bed so well on his pillow. I know, 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.920 das the toilet paper and poop in the bed. 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:11.800 That's the two things. 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:15.040 So speaking of partners, my current partner Ben and I, 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:18.840 if you ask the Australian media are having a huge fight. 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:21.520 Speaking of Barney's it is yes, it's not true. 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:22.160 I saw this. 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:23.680 Oh I'm really ticked off. 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:26.520 What's front page news about Brittany today and her partner? 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:27.800 You want to set the record straight. 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:29.960 I want to set the record straight because it's yeah. 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:31.160 Look I'm mad. I'm mad. 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:34.680 I'm mad at Australia Daily Mail. If you're listening, we're 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.680 coming for you after this. On the pickup. 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:39.160 That mentioned Laura. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.760 You guys know me very well better than anyone and 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:45.360 you'll know that it's not often I get mad, but 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.400 today I am mad. So Laura and I were discussing 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:51.800 on our podcast Life Uncut, we're discussing tattoos and like, 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:54.800 if your partner gets a tattoo, do you are you 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:58.080 allowed to give an opinion? Can you decide together? Et cetera, 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.720 et cetera. Anyway, I woke up and this is the 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:05.280 headline on the Daily Mail today bold headline. Brittany Hockley 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:08.360 has fight with boyfriend Benjamin Sigres after she makes a 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.280 demand about his body. 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.440 But is she in the right? So I demand about 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:13.840 his body? 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:17.320 That's what pissed me off, then it says Brittany Hockley 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:19.320 revealed on Life on Cut podcast this week, they have 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:21.960 been arguing about tattoos incorrect. 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:27.120 Explaining her situation to Laura Byrne, That's true, true. 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:31.560 She disagreed with Benjamin's taste in body art and bold 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:35.440 also demanded that he get tattoos only that she likes incorrect. 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:42.120 Laura immediately interrupted her correct arguing, arguing that ben should 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.760 get whatever tattoy wants, it's his body. 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:46.719 This goes on to. 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.080 Talk about how Laura says that I don't understand how 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.840 controversial it is to make demands over people's bodies. This 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:54.520 is so inaccurate and I want to have a discussion 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:55.640 about it because this came. 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:56.640 I would hate for people. 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:59.120 To think that I'm demanding anything of my partner's body. 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:02.200 Ben, my beautiful boyfriend wants to get a tattoo, and 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:03.520 he wants to make sure I like it. 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:04.680 Seem as though I have to. 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:07.720 Look at it every day for the rest hopefully of 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:08.360 our life. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.720 I think that is fine. At the end of the day. 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:12.199 The kid can get what he wants. 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:14.319 It's not a kid, but sure he can't. But it's 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:15.440 you know, it's a colleaquialism. 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:18.080 Laura Hey, kid, hold on, what was the discussion of 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:19.120 the tattoo? What does he want to get? 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:21.720 So we just we like different things in tattoos. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:26.600 He likes really big, dark, bold portrait style, you know, 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:28.800 like he has a Gladiator tattoo on him because it's 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.280 his favorite movie. So yes, he has Russell Crow's face 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:33.800 on his leg, things like that. I don't like big 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:37.120 portrait tattoos. I like quite fine, line, thin ones. 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:38.160 So he's got a. 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:40.200 Life sized Russell in his caff But I mean, it's 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:42.840 just it was more a discussion around him saying, hey, 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:44.840 I like this tattoo, what do you think? And you said, 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:46.280 I don't really like it. What do you think of 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.760 this one? It was a discussion around what he might 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:49.920 get as a tattoo. 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:52.400 One hundred percent, And now it's kicked off this discussion 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.880 about like, is it okay to put your two cents 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:58.440 in about your partner's tattoo. Now I stand by the 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:01.640 fact that, yes, I think it is okay, especially if. 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:04.200 Your partner has come to you and said, do you 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:04.719 like this? 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.320 Ben has said, I only want to get something that 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:09.440 we both like having a kid's name, right, you both 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:10.240 want to agree to it? 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:10.400 Oh? 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:12.280 I mean, like, firstly, I don't. 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:14.320 I wouldn't be getting too hung up on what the 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:15.840 utah I can tell. 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:16.440 I am hard. 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:18.440 I think that they hit a nerve and that's okay. 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:21.040 I think it's a bit unfair how they're are like. 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.920 Weaponizing this idea of body or autonomy, Like, of course 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:26.120 people can do whatever they want to their own body, 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:30.480 that's obvious. But the conversation that you were having was 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.240 him coming to you and being like, this is a consideration. 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:34.359 It was a conversation. 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:37.560 Whereas in my situation, my husband has gone to go 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:40.840 get a tattoo of a running turtle on his ass 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:43.000 because he lost a bet, and I don't get any 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:44.520 second that he's just stuff. 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.400 To go and get a tattoo of a turtle, I guess. 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:49.280 I guess The thing is, if it's on your butt, right, 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:51.120 you don't ever have to really look at it. 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:53.480 No one else has to see it. What do you think, Mitch? 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:56.280 Would you go get a tattoo without consulting your partner 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:57.400 knowing that they're gonna. 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:57.839 Have to look at it forever? 0:10:58.520 --> 0:10:58.600 No? 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:00.600 I wouldn't. No, but also my body actually, I mean 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:03.320 my tattoo would be tiny and big. Yeah, I couldn't do. 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.000 I've got a stupid one on my side. 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:07.680 No, But I mean, look, I think most people would 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:11.040 consult their partners before they went. Not everyone. Some people 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:12.719 have got lots and therefore it's not a big deal. 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:14.400 But I think most people before they go and get 0:11:14.400 --> 0:11:16.280 something permanently on their body would at least ask their 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:18.440 partner if they if they cared or they. 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:20.280 Liked it, just to get some feedback all. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:20.480 Of a sudden. 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:22.440 I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with someone 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:24.040 who turns up with a neck tatoo at dinner and 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:27.280 I go, oh, how is your day? You clearly wear Yeah, 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.320 I go neck tattoo, I'd be like, red flag I 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:30.880 want to do It's an open discussion. 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:32.800 I feel like it doesn't need like I don't need 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:34.599 to spout the fact that, of course your body is 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:35.920 your body and you can do what you want. 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:36.800 It's not about that. 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:38.680 It's it's also like you don't come home right and 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:40.720 say to your partner, Hey, pack up, we're going and 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:42.679 you moving to New York tonight, got a job without 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:44.760 you knowing, Like in a relationship. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:46.600 I just think they're things that you discussed together. 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.840 Okay, but what if you came home with two nipple piercings. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:53.240 He'd probably be turned. He'd be like, maybe you can 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:54.240 do that any day of the week. 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:56.000 All right, Well, coming up. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.040 I want to know what is when it comes to toilets, 0:11:59.080 --> 0:12:00.120 and I don't want this to get. 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:02.560 When it comes to toilets. 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.560 I want to know what is the public toilet etiquette 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:06.280 because when you have kids, you end up spending a 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.240 lot of time in public toilets unfortunately. 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:10.120 And I have a few thoughts. 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:11.960 Oh, do you need some lessons in toilet matters? 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:12.880 Toilets? 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:14.520 We can take you to the office and show. 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:16.040 You if we can do it. In the break if 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:16.319 you want. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.000 Yeah, good man, we don't do it on the radio, 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:22.760 but it's your time. Front to back. 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.880 See, this is the problem. People do things differently. You 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:28.000 can't do back to front. Some people stand up. You 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:29.520 actually can't. 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.440 You can't wipe the poop from the back to the front. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:32.840 You can get very unwell from that. 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:33.840 I've got different bits to you. 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:36.080 There we go, all right, coming up next. 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:40.319 I can't wipe this riveting discussion on the pickup. We're 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:43.080 getting out of here before. 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:44.640 Celebrity, get me out of here? 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:46.920 Just stop. 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:51.080 I actually thought you were saying. You said, I get 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:51.559 me out of here. 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:54.319 That is literally what you decided about to get out 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:55.160 of here. 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:56.320 The show's almost over. 0:12:56.600 --> 0:13:02.520 Wow, I'm really deaf celebrity. Okay, that's so nice of you. 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:07.760 Live along about Yeah, yeah, you've a strategy. Yeah, anyway, 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:10.880 look nowhere definitely Okay. I have a question for you guys. 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:14.040 So I had an experience just the other day with 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:17.320 I went into a public toilet and I don't know 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:18.959 why I got me thinking about this, but I think 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:20.280 that there is a bit of an etiquette when it 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:22.160 comes to using a public toilet, right, And I want 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.640 to know as an adult what you guys do. So 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:28.400 there's a couple of different techniques. One of those techniques 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:31.800 is putting the toilet paper down aground the entire rim 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:32.480 of the toilet. 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:35.480 Right, So, I have two little kids. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:37.040 When you have little kids, you spend a lot of 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:38.959 time in public toilets because they're always like, Mam, I 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:40.280 need to go to the toilet, even if you've just 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:43.000 been ten minutes before. You will use every public toilet 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.040 in the vicinity when you have little kids. So my 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.800 question is, do you put down the toilet paper? 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:50.000 Do you hover? What do you do? 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.000 Because I walked into a toilet the other day and 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:54.640 it was covered in the toilet paper, but the person 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:55.920 had just left it on the. 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:57.760 Rim of the toilet, and I know you scoop that in. 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:00.560 You flushed it at all? One you saw It's. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:03.160 Pretty obvious you don't just leave your toilet paper barrel. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:05.480 But then you're touching the toilet anyway, No. 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:09.160 You're not. You put your Why would you touch the toy? 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:10.240 Just put it in the toilet? 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:10.600 Okay? 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:12.240 Do you put toilet paper down or do you hobber 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:13.440 or do you sit go cold? 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:14.920 Do you braw dog it straight on? That seat. 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.920 No, I would ninety nine percent No, probably ninety five 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:21.080 percent toilet paper. And if I think it's going to 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:23.480 be a really super quick we I will hover, but 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:24.960 I probably what do you mean? 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:28.200 Paint me a squad forever? Like as as a woman. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.960 Guys get to you guys have such luxury walking into 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:32.640 a public toilet wian all over the place. 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:35.120 We have to squat hold. We have to squat hole 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:35.880 like you're at a gym. 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:37.560 You're like a trough is better. 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.920 I'm like Porky the pig, standing up with my pants 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.240 and my uncles wing onto a wall that. 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:44.200 Bounces back and hits you in the crotch. 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:46.720 It's not I don't know if many other men do that. 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:48.120 I've got a heavy flow. 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:50.880 You it's like a horse strong? Can I Can I 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:52.520 throw something out there? Can I throw out? 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:54.680 What I think is the dream public toilet set up? 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:55.600 Please? 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:56.600 You guys are gonna fall. 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:57.640 You've been thinking about this? 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:00.120 Yeah, let me tell you. You walk in, it's a 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:04.440 cornice cubicle. No cracks in the door. Oh, you walk in, 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.720 you shut the door. There's no light coming in. You 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.200 can barely see it. Why do you want to be 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:09.800 popping in the dark supreme privacy. 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:10.640 Okay, right, yeah. 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:12.160 You then see on the wall next. 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:14.760