WEBVTT - MINI: Choose One Thing

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<v Speaker 1>Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>This morning, wrote me up the phone lines.

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<v Speaker 3>Then, I hope this doesn't kick off too much in

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<v Speaker 3>your relationships today, but we just want to ask you

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<v Speaker 3>the question, if you could you.

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<v Speaker 2>Love your partner?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my god, if anything, today's show is a celebration

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<v Speaker 3>of love in all our various forms of the relationships

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<v Speaker 3>that we find ourselves in.

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<v Speaker 2>You love your partner.

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<v Speaker 3>But an alien has landed. Oh this is good, this

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<v Speaker 3>is effect to attitude. No, I've got the iPad.

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<v Speaker 2>An alien has landed, and he said that he can

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<v Speaker 2>change just one thing about your love.

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<v Speaker 3>The alien knows, my god, he's so in love. He

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<v Speaker 3>said to bet if I could give you a power,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm an alien.

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<v Speaker 2>I can do anything. If I could change one thing

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<v Speaker 2>about your partner, what would it be?

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<v Speaker 3>The alien would do it straight away with his big

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<v Speaker 3>old pointing finger, and then go back to and he

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<v Speaker 3>take off, and they would not know that they've been

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<v Speaker 3>probed and reprogrammed.

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<v Speaker 2>If you could change one thing, just one thing about

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<v Speaker 2>your other half, what would it be.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack, Mine's quite simple and innocent, mister alien. I would

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<v Speaker 4>simply go my wife, especially as it gets into the

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<v Speaker 4>coldon months. Where's my hoodies?

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<v Speaker 2>A lot?

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<v Speaker 4>That's fine. When she takes off the hoodie, she pulls

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<v Speaker 4>it in a way where the sleeves pull into the

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<v Speaker 4>inside of the jumper, and she'll just leave it like that.

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<v Speaker 4>So when I go to put the hoodie on, I've

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<v Speaker 4>got to reach into the sleeve, pull it out of

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<v Speaker 4>the jumper both sides. By the time I've got it

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<v Speaker 4>on time, not well spent.

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<v Speaker 2>Not just that Sarah is the same thing, but something worse. Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>She will also borrow my hoodies, so now I have

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<v Speaker 2>to buy.

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<v Speaker 3>If I'm getting a hoodie, sometimes buy a size down

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<v Speaker 3>a DECA.

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<v Speaker 2>Won't bet you have that one? She go, Oh, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I like your one because they like it when it's baggy.

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<v Speaker 2>When she sat watching TV, she draws her knees in

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<v Speaker 2>it to my hoodie, stretching it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, as I say, distorting the essential shape and framework

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<v Speaker 3>of it. It's no longer my hoodie. I can't then

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<v Speaker 3>snap it back into space, all right. So if Patsy,

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<v Speaker 3>what would it be for you if you could change

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<v Speaker 3>one thing about your other half Crystal?

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<v Speaker 5>He just sleeps too much in the armchair like last night,

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<v Speaker 5>and let the dinner burn. I went and had a shower.

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<v Speaker 5>He just attention to details sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>Was he cooking dinner?

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he just went.

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<v Speaker 5>To sleep, to sleep, And I got out of Sharon.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought I can smell burning saucer, unbelievable, and went

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<v Speaker 5>out and he's catching fly his head right back, mouth right.

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<v Speaker 5>I've been snoring at like five to seven gone. Chris

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<v Speaker 5>took about two minutes to rouse him. I thought he

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<v Speaker 5>was dead. And my scan pan's ruined.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, what is it also? Charcoal moment? You can't

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<v Speaker 3>get it off?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, point of no return?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no? And what was he supposed to be cooking for?

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<v Speaker 5>He's just just so carrots and beans, some beans.

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<v Speaker 6>You're listening to the Christian o'kyl's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>You love your other half, but if you could change

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<v Speaker 3>just one thing about your partner, what would it be?

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<v Speaker 2>Nine four one four one o four three.

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<v Speaker 3>No matter how much you love your and a half,

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<v Speaker 3>there's always there's always at least one thing. My wife

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<v Speaker 3>would actually be here about five hours if she was

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<v Speaker 3>going through a very large drop down menu of things

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<v Speaker 3>that she's been working on. Well, she's naively thinking that

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<v Speaker 3>over time she can eradicate all those things, but twenty

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<v Speaker 3>four years of marriage she not changed anything yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck with that. If I could change one thing about.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife, I'm aware that we are one week away

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<v Speaker 3>from our twenty fifth wedding anniversity will be one thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be the volume, lack of control. Holy crap.

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<v Speaker 3>The other day, I'm having a nice chat with her neighbor.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's moved in right, and then I'm like, oh god,

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<v Speaker 3>it's my mind. I love my wife, but she will yell, yell.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not exaggerating yell whether I'm you know, next to

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<v Speaker 3>her five hundred meters away. So I'm out on the road,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to be going into the house. Shortly she

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<v Speaker 3>sees me talking to another being. Right, even he goes,

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<v Speaker 3>I said, I even said, sorry, that's my wife. I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't want to yeel back because while I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>to play that game.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, why those on the street bends out.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I'm gonna have to go now. Her mum is

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<v Speaker 3>the same as well. I'm married into a line of yellers.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know whether there were sprookers in some former lifetime,

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<v Speaker 3>but in the house I'll be sat quietly, just minded

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<v Speaker 3>my own business.

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<v Speaker 2>From somewhere else in the house out on the grass.

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<v Speaker 4>How often, be honest, how often do you get called

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<v Speaker 4>from other rooms in the house and pretend you don't

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<v Speaker 4>hear every day?

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<v Speaker 2>Then my wife goes, well, we do talk. Why are you?

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<v Speaker 2>But if you didn't ignore that, j I'll have that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my grave, you should have listened the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Nine four one four oh four three.

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<v Speaker 3>You love the other half, but if you could just

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<v Speaker 3>change one thing about them, what would it be?

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<v Speaker 2>Nine four one four one o four three? Good morning, Catherine,

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 7>How are you doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good, Catherine? So what would you change about your

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<v Speaker 2>other half?

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<v Speaker 7>He's adorable and he's such a great guy. But god,

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<v Speaker 7>he snows likes to change saw.

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<v Speaker 2>Really really loudly.

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<v Speaker 5>Huh.

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<v Speaker 7>He try to sleep for Nixon. I sometimes have to

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<v Speaker 7>go to on the other end of the house to

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<v Speaker 7>get a good night's sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you second to go down the other end

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<v Speaker 3>of the bed.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not judging, but he's very He's very kindly. Gone

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<v Speaker 7>to Yarrawonga. So I'm having a brilliant week so far.

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<v Speaker 7>But when he gets home, oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>Has he gone there just to snore?

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<v Speaker 4>Good luck?

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<v Speaker 2>If you live in the area, and you're not saving

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<v Speaker 2>very well. It's Bears Katherine's husband.

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<v Speaker 7>I can still hear him from me. He's just not

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<v Speaker 7>quite so loud.

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<v Speaker 2>Katherine us to go and have a good day. Thanks

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<v Speaker 2>to you on the show too.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Four one four one o four three Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>If you could change just one thing, just one thing.

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<v Speaker 3>About your other half who you love deeply, love you

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<v Speaker 3>at the half, but if you could change just one

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<v Speaker 3>thing about them, what would it be? Nine four one

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<v Speaker 3>four one four three Jason, Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Morning here, Christian. I love my life, I really do,

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<v Speaker 1>to the bottom of my heart. But the one thing

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<v Speaker 1>I would change is ACD.

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<v Speaker 6>How do you mean, Well, I'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Put something down that I want to use and go

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<v Speaker 1>away for a season to hit something else. I when

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<v Speaker 1>I come back, it's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>So what she's trying to sort of tidy up after

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<v Speaker 2>you and around you?

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<v Speaker 1>She always knows. And it's like, I play video games

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<v Speaker 1>to d stress, So I put my games in order.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to play them, and then she'll come back

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<v Speaker 1>and put them in out a bit of care order

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<v Speaker 1>and put them somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 2>How many of these games have you got?

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a bit of fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifteen, and so say for it today for example, right

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<v Speaker 3>later on today after work or where have you've got

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<v Speaker 3>one today? You want to go home? And Jason needs

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<v Speaker 3>to distress. What game would you like to play?

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, call the duty?

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<v Speaker 3>And are you playing with mates or with that that

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<v Speaker 3>headset that you will get on?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do? Were you playing with friends or strangers?

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<v Speaker 1>I play solos?

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<v Speaker 2>Gotcha? And that is how you are unwind?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Gotcha? All right, Jason, thank you very much. You cal

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<v Speaker 2>take care of mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, grown man.

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<v Speaker 4>We're all thinking, yeah, putting your games in order and

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<v Speaker 4>the order you want to play now, if that's.

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<v Speaker 3>A twelve year old, thirteen year old, that's okay, we

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<v Speaker 3>get it.

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<v Speaker 4>Grown man's adults do like you.

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<v Speaker 5>They love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Same thing man boys, you know. Justine, good morning, good

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<v Speaker 2>morning everyone, Justin.

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<v Speaker 8>I justise, I truly truly love my husband. He's a

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<v Speaker 8>great father and he's a great husband. But I know

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<v Speaker 8>it sounds really trivial, but I just wish I could

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<v Speaker 8>change the way he eats popcorn.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, what is it too loud?

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<v Speaker 8>He's got really good table manners, but the first the

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<v Speaker 8>popcorn in his mouth in the first few bites, like

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<v Speaker 8>and I don't know how many more times I can

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<v Speaker 8>keep canceling movie night, Like I'm running out of excuses.

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<v Speaker 2>So what is it?

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<v Speaker 6>Is?

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<v Speaker 2>The first couple of bites.

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<v Speaker 8>So like that, Yeah, and I've said it to him before,

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<v Speaker 8>you eating popcorn really loud and.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes Ah.

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<v Speaker 8>All my exes have told me this too. I'm thinking, so,

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<v Speaker 8>why haven't you changed?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>This is what happens when you've been in a relationship

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<v Speaker 3>a while, isn't it. You know, at first it's like

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<v Speaker 3>you can do no wrong, and then afterwards you can

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<v Speaker 3>do no right. Well even just the sound of the

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<v Speaker 3>meat and popcorn. It's like, can you do that.

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<v Speaker 8>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>Justine, Thank you very much for cool mat. I have

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<v Speaker 2>a good day. Thank you too, Johnny Boy, Johnny Boy,

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 6>Hurry Christians, What did you change? Half as much as

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<v Speaker 6>I like my wife, she's a shocker for talking with

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<v Speaker 6>a mouthful at the table. She rolls. She rolls a

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<v Speaker 6>field up and sort of pops it in one side

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<v Speaker 6>to a cheek by and she's.

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<v Speaker 3>Chowning tobacco out in the old Wild West.

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<v Speaker 6>Very similar. It's not too bad when we're just myself

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<v Speaker 6>and the kids, but we have gifts and stuff over and.

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<v Speaker 2>You're really you're going to be in a spare room, John.

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<v Speaker 6>I pull her up on a lot of time, and

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<v Speaker 6>it's a lifelong habit.

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<v Speaker 4>At least seeing the food get munched up. If she's

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<v Speaker 4>putting it over in the cheek, you don't have to

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<v Speaker 4>look at it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I've seen someone like that, Master Kine. What

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<v Speaker 3>it was cool where they put it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's an animal that does that in his better or.

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<v Speaker 6>Something and talking at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Is not real pretty a picture there. We'd love to

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<v Speaker 2>come around for dinner to see this at the human Zoo.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, be interesting. You can see what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much, John, See you later.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks Christian, take it you guys.

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