Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: This morning, wrote me up the phone lines.
Speaker 3: Then, I hope this doesn't kick off too much in
Speaker 3: your relationships today, but we just want to ask you
Speaker 3: the question, if you could you.
Speaker 2: Love your partner?
Speaker 3: Oh, my god, if anything, today's show is a celebration
Speaker 3: of love in all our various forms of the relationships
Speaker 3: that we find ourselves in.
Speaker 2: You love your partner.
Speaker 3: But an alien has landed. Oh this is good, this
Speaker 3: is effect to attitude. No, I've got the iPad.
Speaker 2: An alien has landed, and he said that he can
Speaker 2: change just one thing about your love.
Speaker 3: The alien knows, my god, he's so in love. He
Speaker 3: said to bet if I could give you a power,
Speaker 3: I'm an alien.
Speaker 2: I can do anything. If I could change one thing
Speaker 2: about your partner, what would it be?
Speaker 3: The alien would do it straight away with his big
Speaker 3: old pointing finger, and then go back to and he
Speaker 3: take off, and they would not know that they've been
Speaker 3: probed and reprogrammed.
Speaker 2: If you could change one thing, just one thing about
Speaker 2: your other half, what would it be.
Speaker 4: Jack, Mine's quite simple and innocent, mister alien. I would
Speaker 4: simply go my wife, especially as it gets into the
Speaker 4: coldon months. Where's my hoodies?
Speaker 2: A lot?
Speaker 4: That's fine. When she takes off the hoodie, she pulls
Speaker 4: it in a way where the sleeves pull into the
Speaker 4: inside of the jumper, and she'll just leave it like that.
Speaker 4: So when I go to put the hoodie on, I've
Speaker 4: got to reach into the sleeve, pull it out of
Speaker 4: the jumper both sides. By the time I've got it
Speaker 4: on time, not well spent.
Speaker 2: Not just that Sarah is the same thing, but something worse. Jack.
Speaker 2: She will also borrow my hoodies, so now I have
Speaker 2: to buy.
Speaker 3: If I'm getting a hoodie, sometimes buy a size down
Speaker 3: a DECA.
Speaker 2: Won't bet you have that one? She go, Oh, no,
Speaker 2: I like your one because they like it when it's baggy.
Speaker 2: When she sat watching TV, she draws her knees in
Speaker 2: it to my hoodie, stretching it.
Speaker 3: Oh, as I say, distorting the essential shape and framework
Speaker 3: of it. It's no longer my hoodie. I can't then
Speaker 3: snap it back into space, all right. So if Patsy,
Speaker 3: what would it be for you if you could change
Speaker 3: one thing about your other half Crystal?
Speaker 5: He just sleeps too much in the armchair like last night,
Speaker 5: and let the dinner burn. I went and had a shower.
Speaker 5: He just attention to details sometimes.
Speaker 2: Was he cooking dinner?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he just went.
Speaker 5: To sleep, to sleep, And I got out of Sharon.
Speaker 5: I thought I can smell burning saucer, unbelievable, and went
Speaker 5: out and he's catching fly his head right back, mouth right.
Speaker 5: I've been snoring at like five to seven gone. Chris
Speaker 5: took about two minutes to rouse him. I thought he
Speaker 5: was dead. And my scan pan's ruined.
Speaker 3: Oh no, what is it also? Charcoal moment? You can't
Speaker 3: get it off?
Speaker 5: Yes, point of no return?
Speaker 2: Oh no? And what was he supposed to be cooking for?
Speaker 5: He's just just so carrots and beans, some beans.
Speaker 6: You're listening to the Christian o'kyl's show podcast.
Speaker 3: You love your other half, but if you could change
Speaker 3: just one thing about your partner, what would it be?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 3: No matter how much you love your and a half,
Speaker 3: there's always there's always at least one thing. My wife
Speaker 3: would actually be here about five hours if she was
Speaker 3: going through a very large drop down menu of things
Speaker 3: that she's been working on. Well, she's naively thinking that
Speaker 3: over time she can eradicate all those things, but twenty
Speaker 3: four years of marriage she not changed anything yet.
Speaker 2: Good luck with that. If I could change one thing about.
Speaker 3: My wife, I'm aware that we are one week away
Speaker 3: from our twenty fifth wedding anniversity will be one thing.
Speaker 2: It would be the volume, lack of control. Holy crap.
Speaker 3: The other day, I'm having a nice chat with her neighbor.
Speaker 3: It's it's moved in right, and then I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 3: it's my mind. I love my wife, but she will yell, yell.
Speaker 3: I'm not exaggerating yell whether I'm you know, next to
Speaker 3: her five hundred meters away. So I'm out on the road,
Speaker 3: I'm going to be going into the house. Shortly she
Speaker 3: sees me talking to another being. Right, even he goes,
Speaker 3: I said, I even said, sorry, that's my wife. I
Speaker 3: didn't want to yeel back because while I don't know
Speaker 3: to play that game.
Speaker 2: Right, why those on the street bends out.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm gonna have to go now. Her mum is
Speaker 3: the same as well. I'm married into a line of yellers.
Speaker 3: I don't know whether there were sprookers in some former lifetime,
Speaker 3: but in the house I'll be sat quietly, just minded
Speaker 3: my own business.
Speaker 2: From somewhere else in the house out on the grass.
Speaker 4: How often, be honest, how often do you get called
Speaker 4: from other rooms in the house and pretend you don't
Speaker 4: hear every day?
Speaker 2: Then my wife goes, well, we do talk. Why are you?
Speaker 2: But if you didn't ignore that, j I'll have that.
Speaker 2: Oh my grave, you should have listened the first time.
Speaker 2: All right? Nine four one four oh four three.
Speaker 3: You love the other half, but if you could just
Speaker 3: change one thing about them, what would it be?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one o four three? Good morning, Catherine,
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 7: How are you doing.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Catherine? So what would you change about your
Speaker 2: other half?
Speaker 7: He's adorable and he's such a great guy. But god,
Speaker 7: he snows likes to change saw.
Speaker 2: Really really loudly.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 7: He try to sleep for Nixon. I sometimes have to
Speaker 7: go to on the other end of the house to
Speaker 7: get a good night's sleep.
Speaker 3: I thought you second to go down the other end
Speaker 3: of the bed.
Speaker 7: I'm not judging, but he's very He's very kindly. Gone
Speaker 7: to Yarrawonga. So I'm having a brilliant week so far.
Speaker 7: But when he gets home, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Has he gone there just to snore?
Speaker 4: Good luck?
Speaker 2: If you live in the area, and you're not saving
Speaker 2: very well. It's Bears Katherine's husband.
Speaker 7: I can still hear him from me. He's just not
Speaker 7: quite so loud.
Speaker 2: Katherine us to go and have a good day. Thanks
Speaker 2: to you on the show too.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: Four one four one o four three Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: If you could change just one thing, just one thing.
Speaker 3: About your other half who you love deeply, love you
Speaker 3: at the half, but if you could change just one
Speaker 3: thing about them, what would it be? Nine four one
Speaker 3: four one four three Jason, Good.
Speaker 1: Morning here, Christian. I love my life, I really do,
Speaker 1: to the bottom of my heart. But the one thing
Speaker 1: I would change is ACD.
Speaker 6: How do you mean, Well, I'll.
Speaker 1: Put something down that I want to use and go
Speaker 1: away for a season to hit something else. I when
Speaker 1: I come back, it's gone.
Speaker 2: So what she's trying to sort of tidy up after
Speaker 2: you and around you?
Speaker 1: She always knows. And it's like, I play video games
Speaker 1: to d stress, So I put my games in order.
Speaker 1: I want to play them, and then she'll come back
Speaker 1: and put them in out a bit of care order
Speaker 1: and put them somewhere else.
Speaker 2: How many of these games have you got?
Speaker 1: I've got a bit of fifteen.
Speaker 3: Fifteen, and so say for it today for example, right
Speaker 3: later on today after work or where have you've got
Speaker 3: one today? You want to go home? And Jason needs
Speaker 3: to distress. What game would you like to play?
Speaker 2: First of all, call the duty?
Speaker 3: And are you playing with mates or with that that
Speaker 3: headset that you will get on?
Speaker 2: What do you do? Were you playing with friends or strangers?
Speaker 1: I play solos?
Speaker 2: Gotcha? And that is how you are unwind?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Gotcha? All right, Jason, thank you very much. You cal
Speaker 2: take care of mate.
Speaker 1: Thank you, grown man.
Speaker 4: We're all thinking, yeah, putting your games in order and
Speaker 4: the order you want to play now, if that's.
Speaker 3: A twelve year old, thirteen year old, that's okay, we
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 4: Grown man's adults do like you.
Speaker 5: They love that.
Speaker 2: Same thing man boys, you know. Justine, good morning, good
Speaker 2: morning everyone, Justin.
Speaker 8: I justise, I truly truly love my husband. He's a
Speaker 8: great father and he's a great husband. But I know
Speaker 8: it sounds really trivial, but I just wish I could
Speaker 8: change the way he eats popcorn.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what is it too loud?
Speaker 8: He's got really good table manners, but the first the
Speaker 8: popcorn in his mouth in the first few bites, like
Speaker 8: and I don't know how many more times I can
Speaker 8: keep canceling movie night, Like I'm running out of excuses.
Speaker 2: So what is it?
Speaker 6: Is?
Speaker 2: The first couple of bites.
Speaker 8: So like that, Yeah, and I've said it to him before,
Speaker 8: you eating popcorn really loud and.
Speaker 1: He goes Ah.
Speaker 8: All my exes have told me this too. I'm thinking, so,
Speaker 8: why haven't you changed?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: This is what happens when you've been in a relationship
Speaker 3: a while, isn't it. You know, at first it's like
Speaker 3: you can do no wrong, and then afterwards you can
Speaker 3: do no right. Well even just the sound of the
Speaker 3: meat and popcorn. It's like, can you do that.
Speaker 8: Exactly?
Speaker 2: Justine, Thank you very much for cool mat. I have
Speaker 2: a good day. Thank you too, Johnny Boy, Johnny Boy,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Hurry Christians, What did you change? Half as much as
Speaker 6: I like my wife, she's a shocker for talking with
Speaker 6: a mouthful at the table. She rolls. She rolls a
Speaker 6: field up and sort of pops it in one side
Speaker 6: to a cheek by and she's.
Speaker 3: Chowning tobacco out in the old Wild West.
Speaker 6: Very similar. It's not too bad when we're just myself
Speaker 6: and the kids, but we have gifts and stuff over and.
Speaker 2: You're really you're going to be in a spare room, John.
Speaker 6: I pull her up on a lot of time, and
Speaker 6: it's a lifelong habit.
Speaker 4: At least seeing the food get munched up. If she's
Speaker 4: putting it over in the cheek, you don't have to
Speaker 4: look at it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've seen someone like that, Master Kine. What
Speaker 3: it was cool where they put it.
Speaker 2: There's an animal that does that in his better or.
Speaker 6: Something and talking at the same time.
Speaker 2: Is not real pretty a picture there. We'd love to
Speaker 2: come around for dinner to see this at the human Zoo.
Speaker 6: Yeah, be interesting. You can see what I mean.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, John, See you later.
Speaker 6: Thanks Christian, take it you guys.
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