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Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: This morning, wrote me up the phone lines.

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Speaker 3: Then, I hope this doesn't kick off too much in

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Speaker 3: your relationships today, but we just want to ask you

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Speaker 3: the question, if you could you.

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Speaker 2: Love your partner?

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Speaker 3: Oh, my god, if anything, today's show is a celebration

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Speaker 3: of love in all our various forms of the relationships

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Speaker 3: that we find ourselves in.

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Speaker 2: You love your partner.

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Speaker 3: But an alien has landed. Oh this is good, this

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Speaker 3: is effect to attitude. No, I've got the iPad.

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Speaker 2: An alien has landed, and he said that he can

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Speaker 2: change just one thing about your love.

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Speaker 3: The alien knows, my god, he's so in love. He

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Speaker 3: said to bet if I could give you a power,

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Speaker 3: I'm an alien.

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Speaker 2: I can do anything. If I could change one thing

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Speaker 2: about your partner, what would it be?

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Speaker 3: The alien would do it straight away with his big

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Speaker 3: old pointing finger, and then go back to and he

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Speaker 3: take off, and they would not know that they've been

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Speaker 3: probed and reprogrammed.

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Speaker 2: If you could change one thing, just one thing about

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Speaker 2: your other half, what would it be.

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Speaker 4: Jack, Mine's quite simple and innocent, mister alien. I would

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Speaker 4: simply go my wife, especially as it gets into the

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Speaker 4: coldon months. Where's my hoodies?

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Speaker 2: A lot?

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Speaker 4: That's fine. When she takes off the hoodie, she pulls

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Speaker 4: So when I go to put the hoodie on, I've

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Speaker 4: got to reach into the sleeve, pull it out of

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Speaker 4: the jumper both sides. By the time I've got it

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Speaker 4: on time, not well spent.

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Speaker 2: Not just that Sarah is the same thing, but something worse. Jack.

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Speaker 2: She will also borrow my hoodies, so now I have

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Speaker 3: If I'm getting a hoodie, sometimes buy a size down

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Speaker 3: a DECA.

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Speaker 2: Won't bet you have that one? She go, Oh, no,

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Speaker 2: I like your one because they like it when it's baggy.

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Speaker 2: When she sat watching TV, she draws her knees in

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Speaker 2: it to my hoodie, stretching it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, as I say, distorting the essential shape and framework

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Speaker 3: of it. It's no longer my hoodie. I can't then

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Speaker 3: snap it back into space, all right. So if Patsy,

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Speaker 3: what would it be for you if you could change

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Speaker 3: one thing about your other half Crystal?

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Speaker 5: He just sleeps too much in the armchair like last night,

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Speaker 5: and let the dinner burn. I went and had a shower.

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Speaker 5: He just attention to details sometimes.

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Speaker 2: Was he cooking dinner?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he just went.

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Speaker 5: To sleep, to sleep, And I got out of Sharon.

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Speaker 5: I thought I can smell burning saucer, unbelievable, and went

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Speaker 5: out and he's catching fly his head right back, mouth right.

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Speaker 5: I've been snoring at like five to seven gone. Chris

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Speaker 5: took about two minutes to rouse him. I thought he

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Speaker 3: Oh no, what is it also? Charcoal moment? You can't

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Speaker 3: get it off?

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Speaker 5: Yes, point of no return?

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Speaker 2: Oh no? And what was he supposed to be cooking for?

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Speaker 5: He's just just so carrots and beans, some beans.

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Speaker 6: You're listening to the Christian o'kyl's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You love your other half, but if you could change

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Speaker 3: just one thing about your partner, what would it be?

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Speaker 2: Nine four one four one o four three.

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Speaker 3: No matter how much you love your and a half,

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Speaker 3: there's always there's always at least one thing. My wife

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Speaker 3: would actually be here about five hours if she was

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Speaker 3: going through a very large drop down menu of things

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Speaker 3: that she's been working on. Well, she's naively thinking that

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Speaker 3: over time she can eradicate all those things, but twenty

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Speaker 3: four years of marriage she not changed anything yet.

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Speaker 2: Good luck with that. If I could change one thing about.

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Speaker 3: My wife, I'm aware that we are one week away

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Speaker 3: from our twenty fifth wedding anniversity will be one thing.

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Speaker 2: It would be the volume, lack of control. Holy crap.

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Speaker 3: The other day, I'm having a nice chat with her neighbor.

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Speaker 3: It's it's moved in right, and then I'm like, oh god,

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Speaker 3: it's my mind. I love my wife, but she will yell, yell.

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Speaker 3: I'm not exaggerating yell whether I'm you know, next to

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Speaker 3: I'm going to be going into the house. Shortly she

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Speaker 3: sees me talking to another being. Right, even he goes,

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Speaker 3: I said, I even said, sorry, that's my wife. I

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Speaker 3: didn't want to yeel back because while I don't know

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Speaker 3: to play that game.

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Speaker 2: Right, why those on the street bends out.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm gonna have to go now. Her mum is

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Speaker 3: the same as well. I'm married into a line of yellers.

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Speaker 3: I don't know whether there were sprookers in some former lifetime,

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Speaker 3: but in the house I'll be sat quietly, just minded

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Speaker 2: From somewhere else in the house out on the grass.

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Speaker 4: How often, be honest, how often do you get called

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Speaker 2: Then my wife goes, well, we do talk. Why are you?

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Speaker 2: But if you didn't ignore that, j I'll have that.

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Speaker 2: Oh my grave, you should have listened the first time.

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Speaker 2: All right? Nine four one four oh four three.

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Speaker 3: You love the other half, but if you could just

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Speaker 3: change one thing about them, what would it be?

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Speaker 2: Nine four one four one o four three? Good morning, Catherine,

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Speaker 2: Good morning?

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Speaker 7: How are you doing.

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Speaker 2: I'm good, Catherine? So what would you change about your

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Speaker 7: He's adorable and he's such a great guy. But god,

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Speaker 7: he snows likes to change saw.

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Speaker 2: Really really loudly.

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Speaker 5: Huh.

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Speaker 7: He try to sleep for Nixon. I sometimes have to

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Speaker 3: I thought you second to go down the other end

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Speaker 3: of the bed.

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Speaker 7: I'm not judging, but he's very He's very kindly. Gone

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Speaker 7: to Yarrawonga. So I'm having a brilliant week so far.

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Speaker 7: But when he gets home, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Has he gone there just to snore?

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Speaker 4: Good luck?

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Speaker 2: If you live in the area, and you're not saving

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Speaker 2: very well. It's Bears Katherine's husband.

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Speaker 7: I can still hear him from me. He's just not

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Speaker 2: Katherine us to go and have a good day. Thanks

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Speaker 2: to you on the show too.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 2: Four one four one o four three Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 2: If you could change just one thing, just one thing.

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Speaker 3: About your other half who you love deeply, love you

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Speaker 3: at the half, but if you could change just one

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Speaker 3: thing about them, what would it be? Nine four one

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Speaker 3: four one four three Jason, Good.

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Speaker 1: Morning here, Christian. I love my life, I really do,

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Speaker 1: to the bottom of my heart. But the one thing

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Speaker 1: I would change is ACD.

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Speaker 6: How do you mean, Well, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Put something down that I want to use and go

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Speaker 1: away for a season to hit something else. I when

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Speaker 1: I come back, it's gone.

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Speaker 2: So what she's trying to sort of tidy up after

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Speaker 2: you and around you?

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Speaker 1: She always knows. And it's like, I play video games

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Speaker 1: to d stress, So I put my games in order.

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Speaker 1: I want to play them, and then she'll come back

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Speaker 1: and put them in out a bit of care order

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Speaker 1: and put them somewhere else.

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Speaker 2: How many of these games have you got?

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Speaker 1: I've got a bit of fifteen.

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Speaker 3: Fifteen, and so say for it today for example, right

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Speaker 3: one today? You want to go home? And Jason needs

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Speaker 3: to distress. What game would you like to play?

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Speaker 2: First of all, call the duty?

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Speaker 3: And are you playing with mates or with that that

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Speaker 2: What do you do? Were you playing with friends or strangers?

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Speaker 1: I play solos?

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Speaker 2: Gotcha? And that is how you are unwind?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Gotcha? All right, Jason, thank you very much. You cal

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Speaker 1: Thank you, grown man.

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Speaker 4: We're all thinking, yeah, putting your games in order and

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Speaker 4: the order you want to play now, if that's.

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Speaker 3: A twelve year old, thirteen year old, that's okay, we

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Speaker 4: Grown man's adults do like you.

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Speaker 5: They love that.

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Speaker 2: Same thing man boys, you know. Justine, good morning, good

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Speaker 8: I justise, I truly truly love my husband. He's a

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Speaker 8: great father and he's a great husband. But I know

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Speaker 8: change the way he eats popcorn.

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Speaker 8: He's got really good table manners, but the first the

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Speaker 8: and I don't know how many more times I can

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Speaker 8: keep canceling movie night, Like I'm running out of excuses.

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Speaker 2: So what is it?

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Speaker 2: The first couple of bites.

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Speaker 8: So like that, Yeah, and I've said it to him before,

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Speaker 8: you eating popcorn really loud and.

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Speaker 1: He goes Ah.

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Speaker 8: All my exes have told me this too. I'm thinking, so,

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Speaker 8: why haven't you changed?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: This is what happens when you've been in a relationship

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Speaker 3: a while, isn't it. You know, at first it's like

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Speaker 3: meat and popcorn. It's like, can you do that.

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Speaker 8: Exactly?

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Speaker 2: Justine, Thank you very much for cool mat. I have

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Speaker 2: a good day. Thank you too, Johnny Boy, Johnny Boy,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: Hurry Christians, What did you change? Half as much as

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Speaker 6: I like my wife, she's a shocker for talking with

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Speaker 6: a mouthful at the table. She rolls. She rolls a

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Speaker 6: to a cheek by and she's.

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Speaker 3: Chowning tobacco out in the old Wild West.

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Speaker 6: Very similar. It's not too bad when we're just myself

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Speaker 6: and the kids, but we have gifts and stuff over and.

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Speaker 2: You're really you're going to be in a spare room, John.

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Speaker 6: I pull her up on a lot of time, and

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Speaker 6: it's a lifelong habit.

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Speaker 4: At least seeing the food get munched up. If she's

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Speaker 4: putting it over in the cheek, you don't have to

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Speaker 4: look at it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've seen someone like that, Master Kine. What

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Speaker 3: it was cool where they put it.

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Speaker 2: There's an animal that does that in his better or.

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Speaker 6: Something and talking at the same time.

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Speaker 2: come around for dinner to see this at the human Zoo.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, be interesting. You can see what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much, John, See you later.

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Speaker 6: Thanks Christian, take it you guys.

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