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Speaker 1: We live in crazy times. So I was just listen

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Speaker 1: to the news, so was Jackie Boy about the comedian

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Speaker 1: who I believe he's a friend of us, Lewis Spins.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: So what happened to im Pat?

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Speaker 1: I only heard his name come up.

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Speaker 2: So he in Melbourne Comedy Festival is on. He's playing

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Speaker 2: at the Rubber Chicken in South Melbourne and part of

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Speaker 2: his stand up routine at the moment includes just a

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Speaker 2: dig at the Dalai Lama. He was very sick.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's a dig at him. They're called

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Speaker 1: jokes pantsy. Yes, it's about that recent video clip where

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Speaker 1: the Dala Lama encouraged a young child to suck at

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Speaker 1: the time. This is a very strange thing for the Dallai.

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Speaker 1: You know, you go all those years of eternal wisdom

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Speaker 1: and reincarnation and get canceled right near the end.

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Speaker 2: Delai.

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Speaker 1: That's the way they world, buddy, that's the way the world.

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Speaker 2: And they're about one hundred Buddhists gathered outside the pub

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Speaker 2: last night and the silent protest in support of their leader.

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Speaker 1: Silent protests a protest, but that's the Buddhist way, that's right.

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Speaker 1: But Buddhism doesn't believe in the past, don't they know?

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Speaker 1: So therefore they can't be retroactively offended, so they're not

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Speaker 1: representing the Dalai Lama. And also I thought a passive

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Speaker 1: peaceful people. Were they actually Buddhas? Or was your friend

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Speaker 1: Lewis has got a hundred friends to sort of go

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Speaker 1: out the front there because would be good for tickets

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Speaker 1: sales last week and now everyone's talking about Lewis space. Also,

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Speaker 1: in news reporting, there's always one hundred people, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: They're really a hundred? It going, guys, there's only ninety

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Speaker 1: seven of us. What's the plural of the buddhets bud i?

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Speaker 1: We need a hundred otherwise we won't make it. Aunty

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Speaker 1: passes news, So find someone, shove them in an orange

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Speaker 1: river and get them to go down.

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Speaker 2: If you'll notice my scripts say around which gets me

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Speaker 2: over the line. If it's one hundred and four or

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Speaker 2: ninety two?

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Speaker 1: Gotcha news? Rolling there? Hearing behind the news curtain,