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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast minis.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour,

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Speaker 2: I got a great idea.

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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woodies rejected ideas. You and me repitch

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Speaker 1: an idea that didn't make the show.

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Speaker 2: This week Australia votes on what they want to hear,

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Speaker 2: and naturally, they have chosen my idea.

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Speaker 1: Will thirty one oh sixty five terrific tampon tales. You

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Speaker 1: already regret this? You turn me in the song, No,

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Speaker 1: I love this, and I'm coming to tell you what

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Speaker 1: happened this morning.

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Speaker 2: So, by the way, five hundred dollars worth of Cabri

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Speaker 2: Histories goes to the person with your best tampon tail now, Will.

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Speaker 2: This morning I had to buy some tampons from a girlfriend, Mim.

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Speaker 2: She was having pretty bad period pains in bed. She

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Speaker 2: had pretty sleepless night, which is really tough.

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Speaker 1: But I don't have any teen relatively private and I

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Speaker 1: spoke to her about it. I spoke to about today

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Speaker 1: if I could bring it up, because here's the thing,

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Speaker 1: just for her, I mean, you know, everyone else they're

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Speaker 1: driving home. I don't want to hear about it.

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Speaker 2: Probably, Well, you know what, if you disturbed by that,

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Speaker 2: grow up, It's very natural. Happens once a month anyway.

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Speaker 2: So she said, can you go on some tamp I said, no, ros,

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Speaker 2: what tampons do you want? And she goes, I want

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Speaker 2: the Lubra, sorry, the Libra super Lubra.

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Speaker 1: So it wont have gone for the different, the wrong product.

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Speaker 1: We've got that as well. I got the one of

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Speaker 1: the Libra super drip plugs five hundred mills.

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Speaker 3: Perfect.

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Speaker 1: Now have you heard of that one? Sorry? Mate, I

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Speaker 1: kept tuning out of your story because sorry, no, carry.

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Speaker 2: On anyway, Well you're not listening to the end of

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Speaker 2: the story was I went to the supermade to go

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Speaker 2: and look for these things, couldn't find them anywhere.

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Speaker 1: Turns out she was stitching me up.

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Speaker 2: There's no such thing as a super drip plug five

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Speaker 2: hundred mills, So when I brought it up with the

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Speaker 2: Coles manager, she obviously laughed in my face. Right, and

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Speaker 2: that was my tamponte. Now you would have enjoyed that

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Speaker 2: story if you weren't typing too. The producers think that

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Speaker 2: was a good GiB. Let's get to locky with.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm trying to have a good time, and you've

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Speaker 1: just been a dick. Let's go to locky.

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Speaker 4: Watch my mate one time at a party a few

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Speaker 4: years ago. Might have had a bit too much to drink,

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Speaker 4: and this girl's purse got kicked over and a tampon

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Speaker 4: rolled out. Go on, and this mate decided that he'd

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Speaker 4: try a party trick that he'd never tried before and

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Speaker 4: swallowed the tampon.

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Speaker 1: Oh bloody hell.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I kept drinking that night, you know it,

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Speaker 4: goes to go to bed and oh, I'm not feeling

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Speaker 4: too good. Yeah, gets to rush to the hospital twenty

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Speaker 4: stitches later and in hospital for a week. Instead of

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Speaker 4: a snail trail, he now has a massive scar.

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Speaker 1: Holy because it would have expand in your study. That's

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Speaker 1: a wild tale, lucky, thank you very much. Now Will

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Speaker 1: has been the deliberate toss up, so he's not gonna

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Speaker 1: laugh at it. I mean it wasn't worth last. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to laugh and he's got a scarwood. Let's go

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Speaker 1: to Charrell. Charrell, we're talking terrific tampon tails, which we're

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Speaker 1: all enjoying.

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Speaker 3: Go and go, hey, going good things. I was at

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Speaker 3: beauty school learning blacking and we had models coming in

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Speaker 3: one time and unfortunately, being students, one of the students said,

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Speaker 3: we're learning Brazilians and this woman actually at the same

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Speaker 3: time as the month, and unfortunately the the student had

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Speaker 3: actually put a bit of wax on the string of

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Speaker 3: the tampon and it's swung the wax off and the

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Speaker 3: tampon has gone flying through the room and has Landa's

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Speaker 3: platform before we then as students had to try and

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Speaker 3: not laugh. But it's the woman was not embarrassed, but

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Speaker 3: she was just like, it's never happened before. I don't

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Speaker 3: understand why he has made it happen now, So it's

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Speaker 3: blaming the students for doing it.

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, that's a wild towl cherrelle. She's whipped out

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Speaker 1: a tampon. Will with it with the wax. Strip strip,

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Speaker 1: let's strip.

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Speaker 2: There's some of the wild towls here right now, Dion,

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Speaker 2: tell us your tampon, te on, John, this.

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Speaker 5: Is this is a good one. A good friend of

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Speaker 5: mine many minutes ago was at the pub in the

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Speaker 5: cutoff denim short stage and was chatting and was like

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Speaker 5: pulling at the actual cutoff denim. But unfortunately she got

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Speaker 5: the stream in the bar and in the bar and

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Speaker 5: blow and behold. Yeah there was a mouse.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, thank you very much. There is a

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Speaker 2: mouse that's got to Amanda. Now, I mean, I don't

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Speaker 2: know who's taking over the five and doll cavary that's

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Speaker 2: at this point because they're great holding onto it, amandas

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Speaker 2: tell us your tampon tale.

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Speaker 6: Okay, So my mum told me about a story about

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Speaker 6: when her and her sister were at the club when

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Speaker 6: they were younger, and they were pretty drunk, and my

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Speaker 6: auntie was that time of the month, so she went

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Speaker 6: to go to the bathroom and she was that drunk

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Speaker 6: to put a hand inside a handbag and she pulled

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Speaker 6: out what she thought was a tampon. She put it

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Speaker 6: inside of us, woke up the next day and a

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Speaker 6: battery fell out, A triple a battery for a tampon.

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Speaker 1: You got very good. This a start discover a cavalry.

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Speaker 2: Good for that someone special And that sounds like man,

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Speaker 2: that's five hundred bucks worth of Cabre Easter chocolate.

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Speaker 1: Amanda. Well done. Hear more of the boys on the

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Speaker 1: Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: You know you want to