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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Got a prank call for everyone that we're going to

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Speaker 2: make Will.

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Speaker 3: But before we get to that, tasty tubes are back

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Speaker 3: in Australia. It's a chip. It's a very popular chip chip.

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Speaker 3: I think so it's a tubula chip. I never had

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Speaker 3: one of these tubes, but apparently they're amazing, so amazing

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Speaker 3: that when the tubes came back, people were just buying

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Speaker 3: supermarkets out of tasty tubes, to the point where a

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Speaker 3: Woolworth store had to say put a limit on how

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Speaker 3: many Tasty tubes people were having. Now, look, that's pretty boring,

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Speaker 3: Gonna be honest with everyone. Pretty boring story, very boring,

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Speaker 3: but it leads to some fun. Well, I want you

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Speaker 3: to summon your old man character and buy all the

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Speaker 3: pens at a news agency. It's a loose link, but

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Speaker 3: I think it'll be really funny. Now you can come

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Speaker 3: with the reason why you need all the pens, all

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Speaker 3: the pins. Yeah, but it's an old old culture. You

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Speaker 3: play an old culture. You want all the pens now.

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Speaker 3: If you haven't heard the old Man before, by the way,

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Speaker 3: it's it's brilliant. You once called a fans store because

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Speaker 3: you'd overheard your granddaughter talking about only fans. Yes, and

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Speaker 3: you were interested in buying her a fan?

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Speaker 4: How was it of this?

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Speaker 5: The thing is, I know that I need to get

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Speaker 5: her some fans because she keeps mentioning only fans, So

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Speaker 5: I need to make sure I just get her only fans.

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Speaker 6: Okay, all right?

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Speaker 2: So that read badly, it did, but god it was funny.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I've got the number here for cows News, which

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Speaker 3: is a small news agency.

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Speaker 8: Are you Philip Island?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Are you open to calling them as the old man

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Speaker 3: and buying them out of their pens?

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Speaker 8: And I'm just buying them out of their pens?

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Speaker 9: Like what maybe like I'll choose a pen, I'll take

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Speaker 9: all your red pins and buy all their pens.

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Speaker 8: They're gonna laugh me out, Okay, all of the ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Enough, it's completely outrageous, and you want all your pens.

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Speaker 4: I haven't really thought this through any further.

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Speaker 8: Than that, and all of your red pins, all your.

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Speaker 4: Red pins.

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Speaker 10: All.

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Speaker 4: Who knows what's going to happen here?

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Speaker 11: Guys?

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Speaker 4: Here we go?

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Speaker 12: Sil No, Arthur Smith, good afternoon, care speaking.

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Speaker 11: Sorry man, what was your name?

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Speaker 12: Donna?

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Speaker 11: Good evening, Donna. My name's Arthur Smith, and.

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Speaker 5: I'm ringing because I'm in need of Do you have

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Speaker 5: any red pins?

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Speaker 12: You where you're from?

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Speaker 11: I'm living silver leaves? Oh now on the island?

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Speaker 12: Are ye now.

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Speaker 11: Down the business? Do you have any red pins? Oh?

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Speaker 11: What the hell?

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Speaker 4: What have been they.

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Speaker 10: Have?

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Speaker 11: She just put me in the two hard.

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Speaker 4: You didn't even ask for all the red peans. You

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Speaker 4: didn't even get out of.

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Speaker 11: Rageous for a single red pin.

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Speaker 4: We're calling back.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I didn't get my phone. Busy care if

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Speaker 3: she's busy. We've got an old man and needs a

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Speaker 3: lot of red pens. Let's go to a song. Sorry, everyone,

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Speaker 3: let's go to a song. We're gonna try get up next.

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Speaker 3: All the pinch get to the point next time.

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Speaker 9: Got another totally incomprehensible phenomenon in people buying entire trays of.

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Speaker 3: Tubes, tasty tubes to chip that everyone loves. Will Works

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Speaker 3: are putting bands on people buying them out of tasty tubes.

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Speaker 4: So it's inspired us will for you.

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Speaker 8: It is buying a whole tray of the thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if there's tasty tubes there, the people want them

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Speaker 3: and they take all of them. I don't think they

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Speaker 3: had a tasty tube, tasty tube, send us, send us

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Speaker 3: a couple of tubes.

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Speaker 11: Dudes.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, anyway, giving us an idea? Will it is

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Speaker 3: getting late, we do a show for two hours, very stressed.

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Speaker 3: We should we should really reduce it to an hour.

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Speaker 3: It's given us an idea. Will for you, as your

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Speaker 3: old man character to call a news agency and buy

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Speaker 3: all of their pens?

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Speaker 2: Okay, but you've changed specifically to buy all of their

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Speaker 2: red pens.

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Speaker 13: Now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we did try to call them before the song.

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Speaker 3: They hang up on us pretty quickly, but I think

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Speaker 3: we've left enough time now to crack right back in there.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: That if we fail, we just try. All right, Here

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Speaker 4: we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 15: Good afternoon, news Amy speaking.

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, good afternoon. I'm sure we have some sort

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Speaker 11: of in connection, is shoe.

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Speaker 5: You're talking to one of your colleagues here now, and

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Speaker 5: I'll just wondering if one of you lovely women won't

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Speaker 5: be able to help an.

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Speaker 11: Old boy out.

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Speaker 15: So in regards to.

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Speaker 11: What, yes, I was getting to that.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, I tend to have a bit of a meandering

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Speaker 5: sort of a way about my conversation these days. Tend

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Speaker 5: to have lost my directness somewhere back in seventy five,

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Speaker 5: I think, but pins, have.

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Speaker 11: You got any red pens?

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Speaker 15: Any red pens?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 5: I wonder if you had any red pens down to

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Speaker 5: the news agency. And I'd also like to know them

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Speaker 5: in what quantity have you got them?

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Speaker 9: Because there is a few years.

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Speaker 11: How many do you think that you possess at the establishment?

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Speaker 15: There there's a few there. I don't think I'm going

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Speaker 15: to count them all, but there is there. There is

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Speaker 15: enough to get you by. That's what you really after.

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Speaker 11: Could you give me an estimate.

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Speaker 15: There'd be less than sixty, they'd be.

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Speaker 11: Less than sixty, right, Okay, we'll take all of them.

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Speaker 15: If I can, because they're coming to pick them up.

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Speaker 11: Well, no, no, here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: I'm a little bit afraid about venturing out off the

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Speaker 11: And what not going on. So I was wondering if

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Speaker 11: you could deliver the pends to me.

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Speaker 15: We don't deliver. You have to come to the shop

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Speaker 15: yourself and get them.

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Speaker 11: What if I send it to the courier or a

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Speaker 11: pigeon of some sort. Maybe the pigeon here's a good bird, though, archie,

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Speaker 11: here's a good bird. He's swift, he'd be in and

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Speaker 11: out you're there.

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Speaker 12: No, no, we don't.

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Speaker 15: We won't accept like career or anything like that either.

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Speaker 11: So a courier to carry a pigeon?

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Speaker 15: Really no, okay, I'm all right, No, no, we don't

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Speaker 11: Sorry, sorry, I'm trying to make you're laughing at my bird?

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Speaker 9: Are you there?

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Speaker 11: You're laughing at my bird? He was a state champion once.

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Speaker 8: Sorry, he was once a state champion.

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Speaker 5: I was sent into Flinders and back in under forty

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Speaker 5: five minutes. Once it was a red hot It was

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Speaker 5: a hot bird, very good.

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Speaker 15: You can order you could order some red pens online

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Speaker 15: from a company something.

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Speaker 11: What's online?

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Speaker 15: You'd be able to order some red pens online?

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Speaker 11: What's on the line? What do you mean on the line?

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Speaker 11: I'm on the line right now. I've got you on

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Speaker 11: the line. That's what I'm doing. I'm making the order

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Speaker 11: over the line. Are you there?

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Speaker 15: You can't put the order through on the line.

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Speaker 11: You're on the line. You just told me to go

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Speaker 11: on the lines.

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Speaker 8: I'm currently on the line on the web on the

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Speaker 8: cuter like you can.

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Speaker 11: You want me a good COVID.

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Speaker 15: Because I'm busy, But you like you can order them all.

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Speaker 15: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: She's stayed on the Life's a good bird, a hot bird.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 8: Will Anderson in the studio.

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Speaker 11: Now, mate, what have you have you been because I

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Speaker 11: mean you're up.

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Speaker 8: In and around Byron Bay.

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Speaker 9: Have you had any clashes with the that COVID demon

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Speaker 9: that managed to slip through the police's web.

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Speaker 13: Well, I mean, obviously you know he's been up staying

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Speaker 13: at my house.

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Speaker 16: I probably shouldn't have invited him up, but I said,

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Speaker 16: there's some great real estate around this area.

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Speaker 13: You are sick anyway, I said, in the hospital, what

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Speaker 13: are you going to do? Bring the kids?

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Speaker 16: I said, no, No one believes in the QR codes.

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Speaker 16: Don't check in against people. That's what people love in

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Speaker 16: byron By. Join a drum circle, get a massage, is fine.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad we got to the bottom of it.

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Speaker 16: I mean, I live near a place called Mullumbimbi, which

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Speaker 16: everybody knows is the scientific capital of Australia. And it's

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Speaker 16: great there because like there's no vaccine hesitancy. Because there's

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Speaker 16: no vaccines.

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Speaker 13: They didn't allow them of the town in the first place.

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Speaker 16: Mullumbimbi is the only place where the supermarket didn't sell

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Speaker 16: out of toilet paper, sold out of apple, side of vinegar.

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Speaker 4: No anti vaxx with no vacs. They've mailed at hey Will.

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Speaker 3: Was there anything that you found out about COVID nineteen

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Speaker 3: which shocked you that isn't true?

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Speaker 16: I mean, because of this is unfolding as it goes right, Like,

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Speaker 16: there are so many elements of what you mean by

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Speaker 16: isn't true. Because I had very sensible people early on.

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Speaker 16: You know, we all got that WhatsApp message saying, Oh,

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Speaker 16: you've just got to drink hot liquids all the time

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Speaker 16: and everything's going to be fine. COVID apparently can't deal

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Speaker 16: with hot liquids. The thing that we've been ignoring worldwide

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Speaker 16: is not enough cups of tea and coffee.

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Speaker 6: Guys.

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Speaker 13: I want to get on the milows. This stuff out.

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Speaker 16: One of the most famous stories, of course about like

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Speaker 16: COVID is the horny security guard. You're the most famous

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Speaker 16: of all COVID stories. Is not true, absolutely not really

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Speaker 16: not true.

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Speaker 13: Has never been substantiated. Was clearly a rumor in the

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Speaker 13: mainstream media, and it went everywhere.

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Speaker 9: Do you think the reason that rumor was so attractive

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Speaker 9: is because there's like, I don't know, there's something alluring

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Speaker 9: about the idea of, you know, maybe having sex with

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Speaker 9: your security guard.

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Speaker 8: Is it like a hidden fantasy of people?

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Speaker 11: This is a bit forbidden.

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Speaker 13: I think we've unlocked a hidden fantasy for you.

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Speaker 4: They out of the station.

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Speaker 13: Will get to the door of the nightclub and goes,

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Speaker 13: I'm done.

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Speaker 4: Please don't let me please.

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Speaker 13: I might not be on your list right now.

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Speaker 2: Podcast thirty six five.

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Speaker 3: If you're a parent and you want to be honest

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Speaker 3: right now, give us a call with a parental shortcut

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Speaker 3: you've taken. So maybe you just took the easy option

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Speaker 3: with looking after your kids. Very safe space obviously. And

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Speaker 3: the reason we're talking about it is because that is

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Speaker 10: I trust the kids in their school clothes the night

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Speaker 8: You make him sleep in their school clothes, Lee?

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Speaker 4: Perfect?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you sleep in their school clothes and they just

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Speaker 4: Like shoes? Shoes and socks on as well?

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Speaker 1: The Women Woody podcast, it's Believe or not.

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Speaker 4: He's got some weeet fact stories.

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Speaker 12: Some of them real.

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Speaker 3: I'm always inspired by a topical story, will and today

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Speaker 4: Courtney, well done, well well done, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 11: Been doing my research. You spent an hour and a

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Speaker 17: Bloody.

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Speaker 8: How do you feel about that? Though? Like, I'm going

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, and I'm proud of that, and I

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Speaker 3: Travis Barker, he flew on a plane today and that's

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Speaker 13: You didn't prep your audio.

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Speaker 4: Go, Here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Fine Zach Efron he wants friend for an early morning

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Speaker 2: Efron almost died when he got hit by a bus.

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Speaker 4: That is a true story. Really yeah, true story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, early morning ride with Hugh Jackman got hit by

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Speaker 3: Life and death situation. Jack Nicholson has been one. In

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Speaker 9: I feel like he's the kind of guy who did

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Speaker 8: Will just talking facts, baby, that's logic.

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Speaker 9: You'd hear the horns. We've got to get the horizon.

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Speaker 9: We're coming for you, will we love you?

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Speaker 4: Are you done?

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Speaker 8: We're gonna have to go over the traffic? Or we

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Speaker 4: Oh, bloody, bloody hell, this is dense. I hate you

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Speaker 11: Let's look what over the traffic?

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Speaker 4: Baby, I'm not looking over the traffic. I'm not going

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Speaker 4: to bloody do it. Will I'm not going to bloody

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Speaker 3: Jamie dury Yep had a life and death experience. It

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Speaker 8: A real story.

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Speaker 4: I got him with the Jack Camery.

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Speaker 8: I'm so happy. We're going to the traffic.

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 8: Bad luck if you miss it, it's over. Who knows?

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Speaker 8: Who won? Will Mud have won? Who knows?

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: The big celebrity that no longer Where's a bra is?

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Speaker 11: Of course?

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Speaker 4: Here we put back baby back.

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Speaker 2: None of us then Gillian Anderson.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully we all know who Gillian Anderson is made very

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Speaker 4: She played Scully.

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Speaker 8: I can't wear a bra.

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Speaker 15: I can't.

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Speaker 7: No, I can't, there's no I'm sorry, but I don't

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Speaker 9: It's just too uncomfortable.

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Speaker 4: Now, I'm sure. Wow.

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Speaker 9: Do you think that maybe her newfound breast freedom is

454
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Speaker 9: after given that she probably had to wear like a

455
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Speaker 9: steel corset when.

456
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Speaker 8: She was playing Thatcher in the Crown.

457
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Speaker 4: Oh that would have been a fact. I reckon.

458
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Speaker 8: I don't think Thatatcher actually wore a steel course it mate.

459
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Speaker 4: There was a German. I thought, you're the history of

460
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Speaker 4: buff Man. I just go with it.

461
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Speaker 8: I was like, wow, just as a steal, just an

462
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Speaker 8: iron bra.

463
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Speaker 3: That's why they got her the iron lady. I get

464
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Speaker 3: it now, I finally get it. Well, no, then it's

465
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Speaker 3: the answer to your question. But I am sure there

466
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Speaker 3: are thousands of women in their cars right now that

467
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Speaker 3: are just going, oh my god, preach sister.

468
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Speaker 4: I hate wearing a bra.

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Speaker 3: And can I just say, if you society that would

470
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Speaker 3: ever suggest that you have to wear a bra, or

471
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Speaker 3: put makeup on, or do anything uncomfortable. I hate that,

472
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Speaker 3: and I hope that changes. But I want to focus

473
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Speaker 3: back on bras real quick, because what I'd love to

474
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Speaker 3: do right now is given that I'm sure there's a

475
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Speaker 3: whole bunch of women in their cars that have been

476
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Speaker 3: wearing a bra all day. They're super uncomfortable, having the

477
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Speaker 3: worst time. They cannot wait to take that bra off.

478
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Speaker 3: What I would love to do with this, What I

479
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Speaker 3: would love to do, yeah, is this.

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Speaker 8: It's the great Australian Bra.

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Speaker 4: Picture it.

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Speaker 3: Well, thousands of women in their cars right now. Give

483
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Speaker 3: us a call right now, thirteen one oh sixty five

484
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Speaker 3: if you are a woman and you are currently wearing

485
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Speaker 3: a bra, and then all at the same time, we're

486
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Speaker 3: gonna whip that bad boy off. Oh wow, we're going

487
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Speaker 3: to We're going to release, release ourselves.

488
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Speaker 4: We're going to take the bra off.

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Speaker 3: We're going to enjoy, enjoy this euphoric moment together with

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Speaker 3: you and your sisters on the roads. And we also

491
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Speaker 3: have a whole bunch of people on the phone. Hello, Eva, Beck,

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Speaker 3: Diane and Christina.

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Speaker 9: Hello, Hi guys.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'll ask you Eva, how uncomfortable are you right now.

495
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Speaker 4: In that bra?

496
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Speaker 17: I am so uncomfortable.

497
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Speaker 8: Let's get this off all right.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So.

499
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Speaker 3: Australia with the four ladies that we've got on the phone,

500
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Speaker 3: I'm going to do a countdown from five, all right,

501
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Speaker 3: and then it has won every to release the bras.

502
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Speaker 3: Take the bras off, and for the ladies I've got

503
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Speaker 3: on the phone here, if you can give some sort

504
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Speaker 3: of sound as to how it feels to be released,

505
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Speaker 3: that'd be great for us.

506
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Speaker 9: And then we're going to play a bit of George

507
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Speaker 9: Michael for you as well, So for everyone who's not

508
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Speaker 9: on the radio, you can have a bit of a

509
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Speaker 9: celebration moment as you whip yours off.

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Speaker 8: All right, woods, count it down, babying.

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Speaker 4: Okay, five, four, three, two.

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Speaker 8: One, release, Oh god, your kid. That was the greatest

513
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Speaker 8: traian bra offs.

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Speaker 10: Right. I have no idea what some of you women's

515
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Speaker 10: heading there, but that was sheer relief pouring down the

516
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Speaker 10: phone line.

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Speaker 11: Great to hear.

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Speaker 9: Hope you guys all enjoyed the greatest train bra off

519
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Speaker 9: right now one.

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Speaker 8: Of six five.

521
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Speaker 9: Do people with the fires a vaccine look down on

522
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Speaker 9: those with astrazenica?

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Speaker 4: I think they do.

524
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Speaker 2: I had to take my astrosenic a stick her off.

525
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Speaker 8: Well, first of all, you had a sticker so well.

526
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Speaker 4: I was proud. I was very proud. I have my lollipop,

527
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Speaker 4: had my little chocol because I passed out. But let's

528
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Speaker 4: get the needles. And then I had my I've had

529
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Speaker 4: the a Z. And there I think people.

530
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Speaker 8: Were looking down on me. Someone spat on you, didn't

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Speaker 8: they hm.

532
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Speaker 4: Which is very UNCOVID friendly.

533
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Speaker 8: You're vaccinated. It was a safe spit.

534
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Speaker 4: It was a spito.

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Speaker 8: Get the jab guys. But let's get down to it.

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Speaker 11: Woods.

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Speaker 9: You and I both got a Z. You know, at

538
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Speaker 9: the end of the day, there are people looking down

539
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Speaker 9: on us. There are people looking down on us.

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Speaker 4: I'll be honest.

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Speaker 3: Before I booked in my vaccination, there was a part

542
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Speaker 3: of my brain that was going, gee, maybe I should

543
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Speaker 3: get one of the parses. Are you a better person

544
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Speaker 3: if you get the fires? I mean, is the father

545
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Speaker 3: a better one? And I called a clinic. I called

546
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Speaker 3: a clinic, CALLEDMANI he there's a room. You got some

547
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Speaker 3: fars with just some farza. And then I got quite

548
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Speaker 3: aggressive about it, and she was like, stop calling. I

549
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Speaker 3: guess the seventh time today mister White lostop calling us.

550
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Speaker 3: Please anyway, So I got the extras eneka and by

551
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Speaker 3: the way, I feel great. Yeah, I feel amazing. I'm vaccinated.

552
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Speaker 8: At the end of the day, you've vaccinated.

553
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Speaker 9: But there are those people out there who've got the fires,

554
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Speaker 9: who I feel are looking down on us. I'd like

555
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Speaker 9: to consider us like the working class were, like the

556
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Speaker 9: proletariat during the Communist Revolution.

557
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Speaker 8: Lenin would be proud of.

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Speaker 2: Us, bloody oath, he would be. Lenin were the foundation

559
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Speaker 2: of his community.

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Speaker 8: We are we are, absolutely we are.

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Speaker 4: We're the a is out There would be nothing.

562
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Speaker 9: Transparent answer out of us. I feel like a pizar, haughty,

563
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Speaker 9: tordy wanker.

564
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Speaker 4: It's all the show.

565
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Speaker 8: They're hanging out.

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Speaker 9: At these rank events, sipping champagne champagne talking about their fires,

567
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Speaker 9: are still wearing their stickers.

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Speaker 8: Probably, I don't think anyone else got a stick.

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Speaker 9: Look, just approve the point here, keV. Tell us a

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Speaker 9: bit about yourself. Boys.

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Speaker 14: I'm one of you guys. I've had the astros.

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Speaker 5: Ay, what a man, What a man?

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Speaker 6: All those that have had astros, and they tend to

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Speaker 6: drink bourbon, maybe a bit of spice rumps. Wankers, can

575
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Speaker 6: they drink you know?

576
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Speaker 14: Like him?

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Speaker 17: Asked rick O. Donald.

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Speaker 10: Those yeah, standard flies. A wanker, not bad not bad.

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Speaker 10: We've got mad.

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Speaker 9: Who's called uh Now, Matt, tell us a bit about yourself, Matta,

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Speaker 9: I want to try and pick what vaccine you've had.

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Speaker 6: I'm a courier driver in one of those affects l

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Speaker 6: g A.

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Speaker 8: I can.

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Speaker 4: Speaking very maker.

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Speaker 8: There's nothing about it, Matt. What do your flies? A wankermedi?

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Speaker 6: I am a's it's it's it's a turn of your voice.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, do you do? You do you think?

589
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Speaker 4: Where are scum?

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Speaker 17: Mad?

591
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Speaker 2: Because it's a couple of a Z boys.

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Speaker 6: Look, I want to call you scum. I'll just for

593
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,679
Speaker 6: you just beneath the.

594
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Speaker 8: Matt, you maybe sick. Just beneath it, you may be sick.

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Speaker 10: Matt.

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Speaker 8: Sorry, very quickly, Matt. Were you a toss up before

597
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Speaker 8: getting fires?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

599
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and that's the.

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Speaker 8: Born that way, born that way.

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Speaker 9: Michelle's called good a Michelle, don't tell us what vax.

602
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 9: Don't tell us what vax you'll have.

603
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Speaker 8: We'll try and guess. Tell us a bit about yourself.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so I'm a forty five year old.

605
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Speaker 7: I work around a.

606
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Speaker 17: Lot of people.

607
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Speaker 8: But what's your favorite music? Michelle? Give us something like that.

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Speaker 14: I love pink, you love pan the Pink Girl.

609
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Speaker 4: Okay, let's run a line about it. Pink's on the line,

610
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Speaker 4: say what's your favorite meal? Michelle?

611
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Speaker 14: Oh goodness, Tiger and curry.

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Speaker 9: You are, Michelle, you're feeling a bit of shame about

613
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Speaker 9: being a fis a wanker?

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Speaker 17: Now it all starts with the stickers, right like you said.

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Speaker 5: Blue.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, we're traditionally got blue blood enw okay.

617
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Speaker 8: I reckon my blue bloodiness.

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Speaker 4: God, my stick was pool brown was the worst.

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Speaker 8: It was a scratch and sniff and stick like.

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Speaker 1: It's the Woman Woody podcast.

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Speaker 9: If you're just joining us, you'd be new to the

622
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Speaker 9: fact that wood he thinks he is the boss of

623
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Speaker 9: goss and he wants to prove it by taking down

624
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Speaker 9: every gossip reporter in the country.

625
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Speaker 17: The boss.

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Speaker 8: Brooke Pony make it her pony renee bug. She went bug,

627
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Speaker 8: but I went for begging. It was too hard.

628
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Speaker 3: IgE nice barge, a barrage carnage.

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Speaker 8: Anyway, we're done with the buge play on words, no doubt.

630
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Speaker 9: But anyway, Brooke Bunny is stepping up to the plate today.

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Speaker 14: Are you ready to get t bone?

632
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Speaker 4: Oh that's an early winter you.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 9: I almost dishing out a bonus point for that. A

635
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Speaker 9: bit of a bonus point someone who's all right, Brooks,

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Speaker 9: So welcome to the chauffeurs.

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Speaker 8: Well, how are you. How's your lockdown going?

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Speaker 14: I'm pretty good. I just woke up from a nap

639
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 14: and actually, anytime now I'm getting some kffee dropped off.

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00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 4: So all right, what do you order from KFC?

641
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Speaker 2: Do you just got the classic bucket or what are

642
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Speaker 2: we talking?

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Speaker 15: Oh?

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Speaker 14: You know, normally I'll get a twisters a bit of

645
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Speaker 14: popcorn chicken. Today I actually specifically felt like the skin

646
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Speaker 14: I've got through Steeds.

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Speaker 4: You just you just ordered chicken skin?

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Speaker 8: No, no, no, she felt like the skin. Right, she's

649
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 8: not a mass murderer, that is sick.

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Speaker 4: That's like buffalo bill on the skin.

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Speaker 8: Oh wow, that'd be a terrifying call. They'd call the police.

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Speaker 4: They've called the police.

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Speaker 8: All right, let's do it, Brooks.

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Speaker 9: So the way this is going to work is you

655
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Speaker 9: and Woods are having a gossip off best of five.

656
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Speaker 9: It's going to be a best of five scenario.

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Speaker 11: Now.

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Speaker 8: The way it works here, so I'll ask the question.

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Speaker 9: Obviously that there is a correct answer to each question,

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Speaker 9: but I am open because the way gossip works, if

661
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Speaker 9: you can we're trying to prove that you are a

662
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Speaker 9: better gossip reporter than Woody or vice versa. And so

663
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Speaker 9: you can trump the person's answer if you have an

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Speaker 9: additional tidbit to add to an answer.

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Speaker 8: Yes, and I will reward that with a reversal and

666
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Speaker 8: the point going your way. So that's good to keep

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Speaker 8: in mind. Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: I'm ready.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here we go. You're going down Burns cheer whiz.

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Speaker 8: Brook only skin Bony Pudy the boss of goss. All right,

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Speaker 8: first question.

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Speaker 4: So it's name is Buzzer.

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Speaker 8: I'm a bad quiz master. All right, names and buzzers.

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Speaker 9: Who did Adrian Brodie kiss when he accepted his oscar.

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Speaker 8: For Best Actor?

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Speaker 14: Brooke?

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Speaker 10: Was it?

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Speaker 14: Gwynneth Pultrow?

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Speaker 8: Incorrect?

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Speaker 9: He so Adrian Adrian Brody kiss when he accepted his

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Speaker 9: oscar for Best Actor, youngest person ever to win Best Actor,

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Speaker 9: apparently at the seventy fifth Academy Awards.

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Speaker 4: Woods. I think, I don't know why this is come

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Speaker 4: into my head. But Jeffrey rush.

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Speaker 8: So incorrect.

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Speaker 10: She is.

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Speaker 8: We're off to a stinker. Should either of you be

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Speaker 8: entertainment rewards? I mean, this is your job at the

690
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Speaker 8: end of the day.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't a big moment, and Adrian body is I

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Speaker 2: don't care about it.

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Speaker 8: He won the Academy Award for Best Actor.

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Speaker 9: He was the youngest man to ever win Best Actor,

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Speaker 9: and he made out with Hailey Berry on stage at

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Speaker 9: the Oscars.

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Speaker 8: Here's her talking about it.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what the happening? I was there the

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Speaker 1: year before, and I know the feeling of being out

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Speaker 1: of your body.

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Speaker 4: I just went with it.

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Speaker 8: Whether of you get that no fair enough.

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Speaker 4: I think I was closer.

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Speaker 14: You would have got that either to be I think

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Speaker 14: Brooke was close.

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Speaker 8: At least she said a woman. You went for j.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey Rushby awarding Best Actor at the Oscars.

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Speaker 8: I mean he's good, But all right, look the GOSSU

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Speaker 8: is gonna have to continue up next to you.

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Speaker 10: Guys'll find ourselves have a little bit of a think

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Speaker 10: about your career.

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Speaker 9: I would swelling, what do you got more?

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Speaker 11: With Brooke Brady?

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Speaker 8: Channel Nine's Enteritate reporter right up next on the goss Off.

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Speaker 8: What do he thinks he can be?

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Speaker 9: The boss of goss is trying to prove it by

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Speaker 9: taking down every Goss reporter in the country.

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Speaker 8: The boss.

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Speaker 4: Will Brooks Bonie make it her Bony.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's right, Renee Bars. She was swept aside. She

721
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Speaker 8: was swept aside the ultimate.

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Speaker 9: I mean you said to me before that the biggest

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Speaker 9: fish in the pondier is Dickie Wilkins.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Would you agree with that? Bones?

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Speaker 14: Oh yeah, absolutely, without a doubt.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Dickie is the king. The crown is with Dickie.

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Speaker 9: So, Brooke, you have Dickie's old job effectively as the

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Speaker 9: Channel nine in Saint reporter.

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Speaker 14: Yes, that's correct.

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Speaker 8: So are you confessing that there's a they.

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Speaker 9: They kind of scaled down their goss reporter when they

733
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Speaker 9: employed you.

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Speaker 14: That goes throughout saying I know you're trying to sledge

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Speaker 14: me right now. I'm not trying to take That's what

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Speaker 14: I'm already distructed because my KC just arrived. Thank you,

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Speaker 14: thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, if you're just joining us, both Brook and what

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Speaker 9: he didn't get the first question. So we're going to

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Speaker 9: move on to question two here. Names is your KFC

741
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Speaker 9: quietly Bones names as buzzers? What do Cold playfront man

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Speaker 9: Chris Martin and Glee have in common?

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Speaker 10: Uh?

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Speaker 12: Brook?

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Speaker 14: When is Pultrow?

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Speaker 8: That's correct?

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Speaker 9: Bonie, Congratulations, I'm in trouble Wow was she?

748
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Speaker 11: Was she in Glee?

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Speaker 9: She was married to the co creator bal ful Chuck

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Speaker 9: foul Chruk at some stage.

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Speaker 8: I'm sure it's not foul chruck.

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Speaker 9: But.

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Speaker 4: Bony's having a foul truck right now though.

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Speaker 8: All right, So yeah, Brooke wis one zero.

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Speaker 9: Moving on, next question, cheers the boss of Goss Trouble,

756
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Speaker 9: which Naughty's heart throb turned down the role for Batman begins.

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Speaker 14: Naughty's heart throbs. Can we say that Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

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Speaker 8: Or something you can to be incorrect?

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Speaker 4: Nicholas Cage was Superman.

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Speaker 3: Don't want to give me a bonus point there, but

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Speaker 3: he wanted a fitting for Superman.

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Speaker 4: Nicholas Cage. But look, it's got to be Brad Pitt.

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Speaker 9: That's incorrect. That's incorrect, But I will give you a

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Speaker 9: bonus point for that. Nicholas Cage Superman gigs. I think

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Speaker 9: that was pretty good. Giar, that's a nice tidbit. We

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Speaker 9: didn't see it coming. He had a costume fitting for Superman.

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Speaker 4: Yes he did. Photos are online, looks good words.

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Speaker 9: Hanging in there by the skinny your teeth and a

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Speaker 9: favor from good friend opposite you.

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Speaker 8: Moving on, So it's one.

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Speaker 9: All last year, Jim Carey revealed one of his co

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Speaker 9: stars was the love of his life.

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Speaker 17: Who was it Brooks, the lady.

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Speaker 14: Who played like Mary Swanson in Dumb and Dumber.

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Speaker 9: That's incorrect, jeez, brook You just shoot from the hip

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Speaker 9: with Juste rank answers.

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Speaker 4: Me and bone you guys.

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Speaker 14: I interviewed him last year. He spent like five minutes

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Speaker 14: talking about cooking fish with fish.

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Speaker 4: What was his big thing on cooking fish?

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Speaker 13: Oh?

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Speaker 14: He was just like, I had the loveliest dinner last night,

783
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 14: and I'm like, yeah, all right, mate, let's wrap up

784
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Speaker 14: the dinner shafts and talk about the Sonic.

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Speaker 9: Wow, you got him for Sonic. Obviously I was going

786
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Speaker 9: to say you wouldn't get him for a big.

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Speaker 4: Excuse.

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Speaker 13: Everyone got him for Sonic.

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Speaker 9: All right, let's final question here to award you a

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Speaker 9: bonus point for that couldn't carry fish fact.

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Speaker 8: But you were close. You were close. This is the decider, guys.

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Speaker 4: I just don't know how you guys are going to

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Speaker 4: kill him hard questions. He's barely make headlines.

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Speaker 8: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 9: If I was interviewing to Wilkins right now, he wouldn't

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Speaker 9: be blaming the questions he'd just be pinning him from

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Speaker 9: three final questions.

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Speaker 4: So this is this is when twin it takes this,

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Speaker 4: This is when it takes ago.

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Speaker 16: Yeah yea.

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Speaker 9: What movie was originally called untitled teenage sex comedy that

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00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 9: can be made for under ten million dollars that most

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Speaker 9: readers will probably hate, but I think you will love.

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Speaker 4: Woody American Pie.

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Speaker 8: It was it was wow, wow, wow wow. Oh my god,

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Speaker 8: unless you got a tidbit for a reversal there, Bony.

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00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 14: So the dad is actually the inventor of the COVID vaccine.

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00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 11: We'll just tell your mother that that that guy.

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00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 9: Did definitely not invent the common vaccine. Unfortunately, Woody has swept.

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Speaker 8: You out of his way.

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Speaker 4: Coppod Bones serves on enjoy your chicken skin, Bony.

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Speaker 9: Another day, another entertainment reported down as the boss of

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Speaker 9: gospers for it Brook. Thanks so much for joining you

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Speaker 9: so you can always see book on Channel nine for

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Speaker 9: Breaking TV.

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Speaker 8: She is believing or not the entertainment reporter.

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Speaker 17: How long I.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't be going back.

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Speaker 8: It's been a pleasure to talk to you mate. The

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Speaker 8: speech you so take care, guys.

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Speaker 1: It's the Yam Woody podcast.

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Speaker 8: That we aren't taking your calls. What's the meanest thing

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Speaker 8: that a kid has said to you?

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Speaker 2: I had a shock her when I was baby saying,

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Speaker 2: you know I was trusted to baby said once.

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Speaker 3: First of all, yeah, only happened once idiots hired you,

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Speaker 3: and they regretted it immediately because I didn't think their

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Speaker 3: kids could talk. You know, I really struggle to figure

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Speaker 3: out when the child can talk, and I thought they

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Speaker 3: couldn't speak.

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Speaker 8: Do you think is the age that a child can

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Speaker 8: talk at?

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Speaker 11: Like?

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Speaker 8: I thought, now, what do you think now?

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Speaker 4: Three?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Have I mailed that?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 4: Where is it?

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Speaker 8: Where is it at? It takes about one and a

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Speaker 8: half two?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, early early bloomers we call them.

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Speaker 8: I thought it standard.

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Speaker 4: I thought it happened really late.

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Speaker 2: And I was babysitting these kids who could clearly talk,

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Speaker 2: but were they like six or seven?

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Speaker 4: And that they were clearly They didn't talk to me

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Speaker 4: all night.

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Speaker 3: Then I I d all the food in the kitchen,

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Speaker 3: and then when the parents came home, all of a sudden,

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Speaker 3: mister chatterbirth was like this porker ate all the food.

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00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 4: I was like, where to learn the word porker fat?

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Speaker 9: Anyway, let's go to yes strange Yes, I'm thirty one

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Speaker 9: or six five.

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Speaker 8: What's the meanest your kids said to you?

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Speaker 7: So I'm a freeschool teacher and I've got a few,

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Speaker 7: but one that hurt me the most because I'm twenty

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Speaker 7: seven and very single. Yeah, a child asked me if

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Speaker 7: I have children, and I said no. And then she

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Speaker 7: looked around the room and she saw it and she goes, oh,

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Speaker 7: so does everyone else have a wedding ring.

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Speaker 14: On except for you?

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Speaker 7: Is that why you don't have children? And I was like, thanks, sweetheart,

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Speaker 7: but yeah, that's why.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god.

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Speaker 7: And that was so very very observers. So if I

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Speaker 7: don't wear makeup one day, yeah, they'll come up to

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Speaker 7: me and ask me, oh, what are all the spots

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Speaker 7: on your face?

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Speaker 11: Oh oh wow?

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Speaker 16: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Nice?

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Speaker 9: Sounds like a great job teacher, primary school teacher, that's

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Speaker 9: off to him, pre school teacher, even war every day?

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Speaker 11: War?

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Speaker 17: Is it is?

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Speaker 8: I used to teach swimming to infants and toddlers?

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Speaker 4: Actually, oh yeah, anything more to them.

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Speaker 8: No, it's just more of a flex. Let's go. Let's

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Speaker 8: go to Kieren. Kieren, what did the students say to

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Speaker 8: you when you were a swimming teacher?

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Speaker 18: Oh?

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Speaker 9: Here we are one of my own fashion blood fellow

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Speaker 9: fellow man of the pool.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Kieren talked to me, you're you're you're teaching swimming.

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Speaker 8: What age group were we talking?

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Speaker 4: We're gone about four, that's my specialty.

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Speaker 11: Nice?

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Speaker 8: Nice, And what happened what we said.

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Speaker 3: To you.

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Speaker 6: Probably the worst thing anyone's ever said to you. That

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Speaker 6: it's just kid coming out before the class even started,

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Speaker 6: and just said, mate, you are quite honestly the worst

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Speaker 6: teacher I've ever had, and probably just the whole planets

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Speaker 6: have ever had.

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Speaker 10: So that.

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Speaker 8: And the whole planets have had.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, killed me.

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Speaker 6: I was a broken man, and I didn't I didn't

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Speaker 6: teach too much after that.

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Speaker 9: Really really well great, sorry, right, well the whole and

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Speaker 9: probably the whole it's just let's go to Jess on

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Speaker 9: thirty one and six five jests the meanest thing is

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Speaker 9: kids ever said to you?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, Hi, I still work in a kindergarten and I

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Speaker 14: didn't wear makeup for the first time ever, and a

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Speaker 14: four year old girl asked me if I was dying.

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00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,919
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wow, how did you had your responded that, Jess,

909
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 2: I was like, what.

910
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 14: Makes you say that? And she just said, you just

911
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 14: look very, very different, And I said, oh, I don't

912
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 14: have any makeup one, and she said, well, can you

913
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 14: please wear some tomorrow?

914
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 8: And Jez, but you can't punish a four year old

915
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 8: like that, can you?

916
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 10: Like?

917
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 14: It was honestly so innocent. I didn't know what to do.

918
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, still burns, go straight to get yourself a face mask?

919
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 19: What I thought, whack, Well that's that's what I have done,

920
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 19: a face mask. Well that's what she's saying. Like, is

921
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 19: she she just put some makeup on tomorrow? Making put

922
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 19: a mask on afternoon?

923
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 17: How face?

924
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 11: I've put a face mask on?

925
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 8: But that wasn't that savage? That was pretty savage, was Jess? Jess?

926
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 8: Was she saying that your face looked.

927
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 2: Was she saying I don't know if she's double down here, man, No, I'm.

928
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 8: Not doubling down.

929
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 9: I'm just saying, was she saying that she could see

930
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 9: things on your face without the makeup or she didn't

931
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 9: like to look at your face without the makeup?

932
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 14: So you just point blank said that I looked weird?

933
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, so you didn't get a face Okay, cool?

934
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 4: I need for a face man.

935
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 8: Let's go to Carlie.

936
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,280
Speaker 9: What's the meaning thing your kids ever said to your callie?

937
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 9: Get me out of it, get me out.

938
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Speaker 14: Well, it was actually my my daughter said my best

939
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 14: girlfriend on her wedding day with a hand on her

940
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 14: hip and her eyebrow round. Why are you boobs so long?

941
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Speaker 4: Wow?

942
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: Dear me?

943
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 12: Yeah, reading two kids and were like.

944
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Speaker 8: On her wedding day?

945
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 13: Yeah was she?

946
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 7: Was she nude?

947
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 11: Yeah?

948
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 14: Well she was getting changed into her wedding dress and

949
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 14: she didn't need a brath of her dress.

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Speaker 12: And you think more.

951
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 14: All girls were there together and she was seven at

952
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 14: the time, and it was just straight out like, why

953
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:27,879
Speaker 14: are your boobs so long?

954
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 3: Oh?

955
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Speaker 11: Whizz?

956
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Speaker 14: Yeah, she was out of that room quick.

957
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 8: The kid or the or the bride.

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Speaker 17: The kid, oh, the.

959
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 3: Kid was if the bride left her boobs b three

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Speaker 3: seconds behind her?

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