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Speaker 1: Everybody who's somebody adoscope, you like to go for an

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Speaker 1: evening stroll?

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Speaker 2: This is what It's an interesting thing what I've been

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Speaker 2: reading about. Lots of people like to have an evening stroller.

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Speaker 2: People see people out walking their dogs after dinner, just

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Speaker 2: strolling along. Yeah. Well, there's an influencer who has said

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Speaker 2: exactly what it is. It's a fart walk. This is

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Speaker 2: where you have a walk after dinner to just get

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Speaker 2: your digestive juices going and get the farts out. So

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Speaker 2: a fart walk is apparently a ten to twenty minutes

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Speaker 2: stroll at a moderate pace after your evening meal to

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Speaker 2: aid digestion. The influencer and wellness influencer Marilyn Smith posted

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Speaker 2: about fart walks and lots of people are now doing them.

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Speaker 2: So people have said she has said she eats a

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Speaker 2: lot of fiber. Yep, so she says she's got a

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Speaker 2: lot of gas. I had a lot of fiber. I

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Speaker 2: like eating a lot of raw onion.

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Speaker 1: You've got a lot of gas.

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe she said the beauty of fart walk is

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Speaker 2: that you fart when you walk, and therefore you're getting

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Speaker 2: rid of your father.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen you walking along enough thought you a

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Speaker 1: bit more choked that thing had start.

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Speaker 2: Why do people walk along with their dogs so you can,

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Speaker 2: you know, blame the dog though dogs don't do noisy ones.

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Speaker 1: That's handy.

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Speaker 2: Remember that time, to my shame, I was once walking

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Speaker 2: along with Liam and we're coming to an intersection on

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Speaker 2: the road and I passed a little bit of wind

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Speaker 2: and there's a person who came right around the corner

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Speaker 2: just then and I said, lim, please please, and I

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Speaker 2: blamed him.

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Speaker 1: Was it loud enough for stinky? Now?

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Speaker 2: It was never stinky? Mine are never stinky.

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Speaker 1: That's what you say.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's what I say. I don't think they're

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Speaker 2: ever stinky.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you ever had a situation you're in a

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Speaker 1: car and you rip one out and it's so bad and.

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Speaker 2: Other people are in the car, Brenda, I've never when

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Speaker 2: if you rip one out in front of other.

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Speaker 1: People in the car, you know, sometimes it happens. I

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Speaker 1: always remember time I was working in a radio station

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Speaker 1: and we had to go on one of those Remember

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Speaker 1: those car rally things you'd go on. It's a bonding thing.

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Speaker 1: You get in a car and I throw up and

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Speaker 1: you've got to go and get some clues and then

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Speaker 1: it's awful. So I had this hangover from hell. I'd

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Speaker 1: drunk about fifty thousand VBS the night before. Anyone who

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Speaker 1: knows anything about VB, you drink a lot of the

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Speaker 1: green can and it can really play havoc with the

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Speaker 1: gas in your guts. So we're in this car, and

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Speaker 1: I'm in a car with people I don't know, and

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Speaker 1: we're driving along and my guts are just roiling. And

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Speaker 1: it wasn't poopoo guts. It was just I just got

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Speaker 1: to let out a big one. And I knew that

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Speaker 1: I could control it to a silent but deadly. But

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Speaker 1: the deadly part of us worried about, well, you think

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Speaker 1: you can do the silent, You never know, because to

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Speaker 1: do a silent, what you do is you lift your

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Speaker 1: chair and you just grab one hand on your cheek.

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Speaker 2: As if they wouldn't see you doing that.

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Speaker 1: I was in the back, if they wouldn't see what

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Speaker 1: you do?

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Speaker 2: Do you do this? So I've never done it.

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Speaker 1: She gave in a bitness, so it opens up the area,

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Speaker 1: so it just comes out silent works every time. I

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Speaker 1: could do it. Now, if I did it to I

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Speaker 1: could go. I do it all the time in the studio. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I don't drink VB anymore, so.

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Speaker 2: When you're at work. Yeah, and so you did a

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Speaker 2: big stink.

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Speaker 1: So what no, what I couldn't. I thought, this is

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Speaker 1: going to smell like hell.

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Speaker 2: And I knew you were recording.

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Speaker 1: I knew, well, I was wearing a woman gold at

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Speaker 1: the time. And the Port Kembler steel Works, I could

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Speaker 1: see them in the distance, are about five k's from

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Speaker 1: the Port Kembler Steelworks. And I said, maybe the clues

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Speaker 1: that we need and near the so maybe the clues

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Speaker 1: in my barm. The guy driving the car said, well,

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Speaker 1: do you think the clue here is clearly his pontius

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Speaker 1: towards Kayama beach.

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Speaker 2: I said, yeah, but maybe no steel works?

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Speaker 1: Do you not see? And they went, actually, yeah, there

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Speaker 1: is a beach of Port Kembler. Have you ever been

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Speaker 1: to the beach of Port Kenbra doesn't just get to

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Speaker 1: the store, it's quite amazing. Got to beautiful water. This

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Speaker 1: is your water. And then you turn around and you're

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Speaker 1: facing you one hundred and eighty degrees this giant, horrible.

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Speaker 2: Looking steel works and what about your bottom?

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I've convinced them to go five k's out

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Speaker 1: of their way to Port Kemler, and because of the

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Speaker 1: steel works it was operating at the time that let's

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Speaker 1: add a great deal of sulfur and stuff and smelting steel.

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Speaker 2: So as we got in there, you smelted, it dilted,

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Speaker 2: and I.

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Speaker 1: Got a whiff of the sulfur. So I've just done.

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Speaker 1: The old guy says, gee, the steel works smelling off

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Speaker 1: to the.

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Speaker 2: Day steel works they smell like flatulins.

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Speaker 1: Know, they smell like sulfur, but combined with mine, it's

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Speaker 1: smellt like hell.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's funny. You should mention it because

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Speaker 2: when my dad years ago, it became family folklore that

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Speaker 2: we drive past the spot where horse had died because

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Speaker 2: when we were just little, dad had told us a

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Speaker 2: horse had died in there. And it's twenty a few

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Speaker 2: years ago. My brother said, you know, he farted in

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Speaker 2: the car. He put two and two together because it

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Speaker 2: was family folk for that's when as adults we say,

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Speaker 2: that's where the horse died. Yep, that's where it was.

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Speaker 2: He admitted. He just said it because he passed wind

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Speaker 2: in the tiny mini we were driving in. So that's

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Speaker 2: what you got to look out for. Stinky infrastructure.

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Speaker 1: So you can let one go.

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Speaker 2: All right, we'll all you just walk around the block

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Speaker 2: on your own.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Kids.

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Speaker 1: That's it. Ford, come back to

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Speaker 2: The man scope.