Speaker 1: Look at us. Yes, here we are at the Australian
Speaker 1: Open living the dream. We are living the dream.
Speaker 2: This is the best summer job of my.
Speaker 1: Life, I think. So. Yeah. Yeah, we got new threads,
Speaker 1: got new threads. They said, yeah, just get what you want. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was like a shopping spree. It was. And look
Speaker 1: at your outfit. I have to say, you look amazing.
Speaker 1: I did panic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, what am I going to get?
Speaker 2: And I was just going to go shorts and a shirt.
Speaker 2: And then I saw this and I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: in the seventies.
Speaker 1: It's like seventies drug lord or that you have you
Speaker 1: run a some kind of a Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: I've got a vape shop.
Speaker 1: The big collar. Can you pop the collar and give
Speaker 1: us a look? What that is? Oh my god? Look
Speaker 1: at this? Is this?
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 1: It is this? The look? That's the look. The color
Speaker 1: is up.
Speaker 2: It is giving Dracula.
Speaker 1: It is giving Dracula. Yeah, count who count? Who? This
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 2: I just need a couple of gold chains. I need
Speaker 2: some rings. Yeah, maybe a bum bag.
Speaker 1: Oh what would you keep in the bum bag of
Speaker 1: the drugs? Should stuff?
Speaker 2: I don't know what?
Speaker 1: Welcome to pod a labor arena. It is right. My
Speaker 1: name is Mike Goldstein. I am one of the hosts,
Speaker 1: and my lovely co host is Lizzie who.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, we talk about tennis and I just got
Speaker 2: a look of myself and the camera.
Speaker 1: You're vamping. You don't like it. I love it. I
Speaker 1: love it. I do love it. I think you love
Speaker 1: it a little too much.
Speaker 2: You're I'm gonna be wearing it every day, even in
Speaker 2: forty degrees. I'm wearing this truck.
Speaker 1: You have to think and uh yeah. This is the
Speaker 1: first ever of the Pod Labor Arena podcast and it's
Speaker 1: about to overtake every single podcast in the world, be
Speaker 1: it sports related or not. We're coming for you. Joe Rogan, Joe.
Speaker 2: Rogan, Mel Robbins Diary of the CEO. You're going to
Speaker 2: get bumped.
Speaker 1: Did you say diarrhea of the CEO of the CEO? Oh?
Speaker 1: I thought you said diarrhea. It may as well be
Speaker 1: called that. I really don't like that guy. I'd listen
Speaker 1: to that one because the name is pod labor Arena. Yes, uh,
Speaker 1: the great yes, yes, yes, yeah. We're going to be
Speaker 1: telling cracking jokes. We're going to be bringing you gossip,
Speaker 1: gossip all the tea facts.
Speaker 2: Yes, what we hear around the ground.
Speaker 1: The gossip segment could be called serving down the tea.
Speaker 2: We're just serving the tea, serving down, serving the tea,
Speaker 2: serving the tea, serving the tea. Yeah, we'll get the
Speaker 2: gossip from the holes because we're in the we're in
Speaker 2: the medium.
Speaker 1: We're out here where around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people don't know who we are. Who are these
Speaker 2: tennis chumps in their outfits?
Speaker 1: We are posers, but we're also tennis fans from way back. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're both stand up comedians that have a history of
Speaker 1: tennis in our lives. Yeah. I used to play as
Speaker 1: a kid. I stopped playing when my brother got way
Speaker 1: better than me and would absolutely destroy me, and so
Speaker 1: I turned to skateboarding and a life of crime. This
Speaker 1: is sad. This is sad. You could skateboard around here, though.
Speaker 1: Put the ball boys on skateboards. I'd watch that.
Speaker 2: Yeah during the game, Yeah, love that. Just Allie into
Speaker 2: a kickflip over the net. Yeah, it'd be sick.
Speaker 1: There were other titles for the podcasts that were floated
Speaker 1: around uh Andy Poddick.
Speaker 2: When Mike says there were other titles, the only other
Speaker 2: person floating other titles was Mike. Yes, he was a
Speaker 2: really happy with pod Labora.
Speaker 1: Look it's grown up. He told me, I don't hate him.
Speaker 2: Tell us the other names that you want to I liked.
Speaker 1: We cannot be serious.
Speaker 2: Yes, I also did like that.
Speaker 1: But I think McEnroe has some kind of trademark copyright
Speaker 1: on the catchphrase you got served. Yeah. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 1: like what you say when someone like dances up on you.
Speaker 2: See you think that.
Speaker 1: I think it. I've never heard that before.
Speaker 2: I think it's when someone gives you, like a legal
Speaker 2: thing or tries to sue you.
Speaker 1: Right right, Oh that's it. Yeah, yeah, you got served
Speaker 1: in that way. But also if someone like comes up
Speaker 1: and starts like popping.
Speaker 2: And locking serving.
Speaker 1: Yeah you've been served. Wow. I could be wrong. Maybe
Speaker 1: this is an American thing. I didn't know that. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: American schools we're all, you know, serving each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the final one, well, dropping a deuce?
Speaker 2: Do you think the Australian open I don't think, because
Speaker 2: like we're part, we're under their umbrella. This isn't a
Speaker 2: separate thing that you and I are doing. No, we're
Speaker 2: employed by this.
Speaker 1: We are we're wearing the gear. The gear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think they would go for dropping.
Speaker 1: No, the Australian Open brings you dropping a deuce. We're
Speaker 1: giving an our editor and producer a lot of work.
Speaker 1: They're really going to have to chop a lot of
Speaker 1: this out.
Speaker 2: But if you've got any complaints, email us all things
Speaker 2: you want to say, or things you want to suggestions, suggestions,
Speaker 2: general feedback.
Speaker 1: Serve it down the tee to us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at at tennis dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to hear all the feedback.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want dick pics. I want I'm actually.
Speaker 1: Sends credit picks. Yeah, and I just want some friendly
Speaker 1: you know, banter and feedback affirmation. Doing well, Mike hanging this,
Speaker 1: but seriously, right in if you have anything for us
Speaker 1: at Podlabor at tennis dot com dot au. I quite
Speaker 1: like pod Labor, you do.
Speaker 2: I like Rod and I've got a history with the
Speaker 2: Labor family, do you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was a tennis kid.
Speaker 2: Also also very similar story to you.
Speaker 1: My brother was a lot better than me.
Speaker 2: And so he kind of took over per usual. No,
Speaker 2: he was very good and I just kind of, yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess so it's too small, small kid.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't mean it to sound like were you
Speaker 1: like you're huge.
Speaker 2: No, No, I was a really tiny Like I'm normal now,
Speaker 2: but I was a really tiny kid and then playing
Speaker 2: like really tall kids, I just got dominated. Yeah. But
Speaker 2: Rod Laver's nephew, Ken Lavor Ken Labor Ken Laver was
Speaker 2: my coach.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And my mom Boston was like, are you any relation
Speaker 2: to Rod? I have to ask, and he said, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm his nephew. Wow, I know that's fact checked.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he was coaching in Brisbane, Brisbane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Laffy's Tennis Center, which doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 1: Laffy's. Yeah, that sounds like a like the name of
Speaker 1: a comedy club. Laffy's. Yeah. I'm Matt Laughy is all
Speaker 1: weekend come check it out next week. I'm at the
Speaker 1: Chuckle Hut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Laffy's Tennis Center. It was a beautiful tennis center. Yeah, actually,
Speaker 2: but I think it's houses.
Speaker 1: And he was the club pro Ken Labor, he was
Speaker 1: just one of them. He was just one of them. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I.
Speaker 2: Was little, like he was coaching real little kids tennis.
Speaker 1: Did you know you were in the presence of absolutely
Speaker 1: not someone's uncle's greatness.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely, that went way over our heads. We didn't
Speaker 2: know who that was. I've got something to show you, Mike,
Speaker 2: all right, because I was home at Christmas time and
Speaker 2: I went through my albums and I have a coaching
Speaker 2: report from can Labor.
Speaker 1: What I know.
Speaker 2: It's mink and dish. It's been in like a sealed album.
Speaker 1: Is this Is this like an Asian thing where they
Speaker 1: keep every test you've ever done your parents.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not even a good report.
Speaker 1: It's not a good report. It's that good. You brought
Speaker 1: shame on your family. Yeah. Well that's why my brother
Speaker 1: was so much better.
Speaker 2: I was the only thing he says that I'm okay
Speaker 2: is my forehand shows good technique, right backhand, hit the
Speaker 2: ball early. The rest is just feedback, serve more flexibility
Speaker 2: on the power loop.
Speaker 1: On the power loop, move.
Speaker 2: Side on, smash, rack it down, back set plate shows
Speaker 2: good technical ability. You can't teach that.
Speaker 1: That's all right, remarked.
Speaker 2: Still developing the serve action more will improve your game.
Speaker 1: It's not great. Great, it's not a great.
Speaker 2: How old were you though, I don't know, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: reckon it might have been like ten nine or ten.
Speaker 1: Right, So if there was a like a letter marek
Speaker 1: on this.
Speaker 2: I reckon, this is a bee.
Speaker 1: This is a bee. Yeah, that's tough. Would your dad
Speaker 1: have been proud of this? Why did they save this?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just in one of my albums.
Speaker 2: My dad probably wasn't proud of it. He used to
Speaker 2: hide in the bushes, It's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I watched me play and I couldn't see him, and
Speaker 2: all I would hear was his comments like hit harder,
Speaker 2: more killer instinct from the bushes, from the MUSHes, and
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh my god, my dad's here somewhere.
Speaker 1: This is so camouflage.
Speaker 2: No, he's just dark skins.
Speaker 1: You couldn't see him in the bush. So why is
Speaker 1: he hiding in the bushes? Was there no refer to to?
Speaker 2: I think he just wanted to put me off right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad used to hide in the bushes outside
Speaker 1: the tennis courts at our high school, but for very
Speaker 1: different reasons.
Speaker 2: Mister doctor goldstin doctor ghosted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't go to five years of medical school
Speaker 1: to be called mister when he's in his trench coat
Speaker 1: outside the tennis courts, bring back the flasher. You never
Speaker 1: see him anymore? Yeah, so all right, Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the laffy Tennis Center. Good for them. The coaching report
Speaker 1: and it was signed off by Ken Labor. This is huge.
Speaker 1: We'll put her on the wall. Good tactical ability.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: That is good.
Speaker 2: I'm happy with that, I know.
Speaker 1: And then this is all kind of good advice. Move
Speaker 1: side on to the volley. That's all fair enough. I
Speaker 1: think this is more of a bat plus.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: But I'd still I would still be disappointed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not best in the class, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: This is quite serious though, this show. There's some serious
Speaker 2: segments in it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't wait we do. I guess. There's
Speaker 1: some thoughtful, sophisticated segments on this show throughout the AO,
Speaker 1: none more so than this one. I was not expecting
Speaker 1: that that sounded like Arnie chop On.
Speaker 2: This is a segment obviously called whose grunt is this?
Speaker 1: Whose grunt is this? We'll be going through various grunts
Speaker 1: and if you could pick the player, where do you win?
Speaker 1: Exactly more grunts?
Speaker 2: You can email us and tell us you pick the player?
Speaker 1: Well, should we do well? Reply? Should we do a
Speaker 1: couple of test grunts? Yes? All right, let me see
Speaker 1: if you can tell me who this girl. I don't
Speaker 1: even know who it is, so I'll be playing as well.
Speaker 1: First grunt? Mm, should we do it again?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that? I know who it is is? No? One
Speaker 1: more time. He's been called out for this. People have
Speaker 1: made memes and they write that as b w e
Speaker 1: h exclamation point. What I know who it is? Should
Speaker 1: I say? Yeah? That is Andre rube Lev correct? Whoa mike?
Speaker 1: What so that?
Speaker 2: That's that's how he says.
Speaker 1: It's another thing he's been made fun of because they
Speaker 1: reckon he's saying, it becomes in the pod. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I got the first grunt? Not too boe boy?
Speaker 2: Are we good?
Speaker 1: We'll do one more as a tester, but we have
Speaker 1: many more grunts to come. One more grunt? Can you
Speaker 1: go again? Okay? So that starts as a do you
Speaker 1: think that's a dude or not? No? That ends like
Speaker 1: a higher pitched one more time. Okay, I think this
Speaker 1: is a deep cut. You might not know this well.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she's retired, But I just I have
Speaker 1: that low grunt to the high imprinted in my memory
Speaker 1: from watching a lot of matches from at least six
Speaker 1: or seven years ago. Does that help it all? I
Speaker 1: don't think you'll get Yeah, I think this is Francesca
Speaker 1: Skia Vona.
Speaker 2: What did you put these grunts together?
Speaker 1: I did not. I did not do the grunt compilation. Wow,
Speaker 1: I just in my spare time listen to grunts in
Speaker 1: isolation to prepare from the bushes. I get in the
Speaker 1: bushes and I just I'm a big grunk guy. Never
Speaker 1: knew that about you. They used to call me Michael Grunstein.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool, that is cool the first time. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the segment. We are calling.
Speaker 2: Headline Calls famously made that one up.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Michael, use my phone name please, Sorry Michael, No, God,
Speaker 1: damn sorry, thank you Headline Calls. This is all the
Speaker 1: news going on in the tennis world at the moment.
Speaker 1: There's a lot to cover, a lot of drama. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're in the opening week right now of the Australian Open.
Speaker 1: There's tournaments obviously happening in the lead up the I
Speaker 1: guess it was a tournament. It was more of an
Speaker 1: exhibition match. Yeah, it wasn't a tournament at all. The
Speaker 1: Battle of the Sexes happened at the end of twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five. Nick Kurrios versus Arena, Sabolenka, did you watch
Speaker 1: any of it?
Speaker 2: I watched the highlight. I watched a mini match.
Speaker 1: A mini match, Yeah, what is it? What's your takeaway?
Speaker 2: Look, it was entertaining. I think it did what it
Speaker 2: was meant to do. I mean, I don't love the concept.
Speaker 2: I didn't like that her court was smaller, right, I
Speaker 2: felt that you could have just played normal court.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hers was nine percent smaller, which is in keeping
Speaker 1: with the peg. The pay gap, yeah, is it?
Speaker 2: But generally the pay gap.
Speaker 1: The pay gap and then the it was six three
Speaker 1: six three to Curyos. So how do you feel that
Speaker 1: the patriarchy is back?
Speaker 2: Oh, they're back in a big way.
Speaker 1: I don't think they have a left I think, honestly,
Speaker 1: this was not a great look for anybody.
Speaker 2: No, but I think it did like they're managed by
Speaker 2: the same people. Their management put this event on and
Speaker 2: then everyone was talking about it. Yeah, so tick done that.
Speaker 2: They did the job.
Speaker 1: So for promo resh yeah, but for women's tennis maybe.
Speaker 2: Not maybe not so great.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean I just think, you know, Curios being
Speaker 1: whatever he is in the world six hundred and seventy one,
Speaker 1: playing the world number one, But it was they were
Speaker 1: just messing around out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I feel like they're quite friendly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also to the other thing is, yeah, not a good
Speaker 2: look for women's tennis, But we can't keep telling women
Speaker 2: what to do if she wants to play the game,
Speaker 2: play the game. True.
Speaker 1: She was all in, yeah, I guess, and.
Speaker 2: Probably got a pretty good paycheck from it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but got paid nine percent less.
Speaker 2: Yeah the losers feet.
Speaker 1: Ah. Yeah, so the battle of the sexes happened. I
Speaker 1: don't know what if it was necessary, and it was
Speaker 1: it was just a big paycheck for both of them
Speaker 1: and then just kind of screwing around out there. But
Speaker 1: I'm just happy to know that, you know, men, men
Speaker 1: are superior, are superior. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, the other big news story was that Nairobi tournament.
Speaker 1: Mm true with the wild card, Yes, the it F
Speaker 1: Nairobi tournament. The lot of people are calling this the
Speaker 1: wild card that got in the ray gun of tennis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great analogy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think so. Yeah, it's a low
Speaker 1: key flex here. She is she is. I mean, she
Speaker 1: just looks like she's going to.
Speaker 2: The gym, I go on a power walk. I don't
Speaker 2: think it's not her first time.
Speaker 1: No, and I feel like if someone filmed me, I
Speaker 1: would look like this on a few shots.
Speaker 2: I think you look better than this. She's still got
Speaker 2: her spectacles on what were regular glasses.
Speaker 1: She's not even put in contacts. Yeah, what about the
Speaker 1: other girl?
Speaker 2: Like, would she stayed pretty calm throughout all this?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, because she's like she only lost three points.
Speaker 1: I think that was two double faults on her end
Speaker 1: and then maybe one unforced air and then you'd be like, sweet,
Speaker 1: I'm through to the second round, Like this is just
Speaker 1: like a walkover basically, and then I mean it's gone
Speaker 1: crazy fires.
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny. It's also not a good look for
Speaker 2: women's tennis.
Speaker 1: Women's tennis is really taking a beating. I would do
Speaker 1: a Battle of the sexes against that wildcad that's like
Speaker 1: the only one. So let us know if someone has
Speaker 1: the contact details for the wild card player and Iirobi
Speaker 1: and we'll get her on the show. We Curios has
Speaker 1: pulled out of the Australian Open Singles More Curios News.
Speaker 1: I think he always was going to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm okay with that. Yeah, I want to see
Speaker 2: the doubles. Him playing doubles is yeah, special case, the
Speaker 2: special case.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if he can conserve his energy for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did they love the nickname the special case, did they? Yeah?
Speaker 1: If they had, if they add a third player with
Speaker 1: a caw.
Speaker 2: And where all what with a special match hood?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean then they could be a Kardashian. That's
Speaker 1: what I was going for. But I think you took
Speaker 1: it in a different direction, Lizzie, who always problematic? Am
Speaker 1: I really? Yeah? So he's out of the singles. I
Speaker 1: think he wasn't you know, going to be a match
Speaker 1: fit to play five setters? And but the wild card
Speaker 1: went to stan Varenka, who I'm a huge which is
Speaker 1: that's cool? That rules?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that was well. Curios said he wanted
Speaker 2: to give up his spot for someone more deserving, more
Speaker 2: you know, young and up and comers coming through.
Speaker 1: But I reckon it was young up and comers stan Varenka,
Speaker 1: who I thought it had already retire. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: his last year. Yeah, man, get around stand the man.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking hopefully he gets hopefully third.
Speaker 2: He looks all right. He played the United.
Speaker 1: He played the United Cup, So that just happened. I mean.
Speaker 1: In very recent tennis news, the United Cup was won
Speaker 1: by Poland last night e Svantek and Huby her Cats
Speaker 1: her Cats? Yes, yes, do you like Huby? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: like him? Yeah. Have you heard him speak? It's like
Speaker 1: Polish Ray Romano. It is like, well, I just think
Speaker 1: there are other players were they played very good in
Speaker 1: de Yeah, we'll get him on us. If you met
Speaker 1: a man named Hubert, would that be a deal breaker?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, especially if he's Polish.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what would like to come with me for dinner?
Speaker 1: Let that girl that.
Speaker 2: Your white truck like your big color in my country
Speaker 2: colors small.
Speaker 1: So Poland won the United Cup last night and also
Speaker 1: the Brisbane tournament. Medvedev is back. He's looking good, He's
Speaker 1: looking like he's in form. He's also starting to embrace
Speaker 1: his baldness a little more. Well, yeah, it comes for
Speaker 1: us all.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, are there any tournaments in Turkey coming up?
Speaker 1: Oh? Maybe, yeah, we should have a segment.
Speaker 2: Who then who's gonna make the second round?
Speaker 1: They get the surgery on day one at the tournament
Speaker 1: and they have to compete in the rest of the
Speaker 1: tournament wearing a diaper on with those marks. Oh gosh.
Speaker 1: MEMBERV won the Brisbane Tournament and the lead up to
Speaker 1: the AO, taking out Brandon Nakashima, an American player, and
Speaker 1: then the women. Sable Anka dominated the whole tournament. I think, dominating,
Speaker 1: always dominating. She's my favorite for the AO. I like her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like CoCom to see Coco.
Speaker 1: Win, Okay, yeah, I don't as Coco hasn't won this before.
Speaker 1: She's won the US and she's won the French.
Speaker 2: She looks serious.
Speaker 1: She does look serious.
Speaker 2: She looks like she's real focus, real zoned in.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I think she would be good to see
Speaker 1: go far. But I think Sabolenca is the hot favorite. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're not encouraging people to bet, but if you do
Speaker 1: Sabolenka Ceblenka, Yeah, and if you lose, that's on you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bet response kind of responsibly. Ah yeah, So I'm looking
Speaker 1: forward to the doubles with Coconakas and kyriosed well, they
Speaker 1: had that.
Speaker 2: They were at the Brisbane International as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they went out early though, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they won their first game and then they went
Speaker 2: out to some frenchmen. I remember their names. This is
Speaker 2: the kind of intel I've bring him.
Speaker 1: They were French.
Speaker 2: They played well, they beat the Special Case, but after
Speaker 2: Cokakis's first game. That was his first That doubles game
Speaker 2: was his first game back since having surgery. So that
Speaker 2: was his first game back in twenty twenty five. He
Speaker 2: hadn't played for a year.
Speaker 1: Wow, and he cried, he cried.
Speaker 2: We love to see a king cry. It's beautiful, it's
Speaker 2: good for women.
Speaker 1: Well, he cried, but he's also playing with a dead
Speaker 1: man's ligament in his chest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a peck operation. Yeah, and he got
Speaker 2: a cadava tendon from someone's achilles inserted into his peck.
Speaker 1: Wow, So who is that guy?
Speaker 2: That's who I want to know, is who is the
Speaker 2: dead man that we can attribute Coki Nascus has come back.
Speaker 1: To Yeah, and you'd want like a.
Speaker 2: Some sort of pluck on your gravestone exactly.
Speaker 1: He owes any coming victory.
Speaker 2: Most of my body in this ground except my achilles,
Speaker 2: which can be found.
Speaker 1: My chest achilles. If you could have any dead person's
Speaker 1: body part, who and why i'd have?
Speaker 2: I think i'd have piano players fingers. Okay, what about you, Mike,
Speaker 2: if you wanted a dead man's body part or dead
Speaker 2: woman's oh.
Speaker 1: Dead one.
Speaker 2: Equal opportunity opportunity famously.
Speaker 1: Right, I think I would take Margaret Thatcher's brain. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not at all. I think any person's body part for
Speaker 1: my own dead would have to be. I would do
Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe's personality. He's going to be mister present that
Speaker 1: anyone else that you would do well.
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson's feet, I would do this.
Speaker 1: Right. I was worried you're going to say Michael Jackson's hands, Lizzie.
Speaker 1: Another segment we'll be doing for pod Labor or Arena
Speaker 1: will be fashioned Please.
Speaker 2: We're going to be out in the grounds.
Speaker 1: Too, are Now we're going to be judging people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and talking to you and giving you real time feedbus.
Speaker 1: I've seen a few interesting fits already, I have.
Speaker 2: I've seen some great ones.
Speaker 1: And then for our listeners, this is Stefano Sits a
Speaker 1: pass turning up to the Adelaide Airport dressed in a
Speaker 1: leopard print ensemble.
Speaker 2: Brown leopard print.
Speaker 1: What do you think? Wow? This is it?
Speaker 2: You know what it looks like is he had a
Speaker 2: one night stamp like an older woman and he had
Speaker 2: to get out really quickly, and he's like, just grab
Speaker 2: the fuzzing easel and he's like.
Speaker 1: Well this will do. Yeah. So he's thinking he stole
Speaker 1: this from like an Miami grandmother. Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2: Honestly we have the same clothes algorithm on the iconic
Speaker 2: always pops up for me.
Speaker 1: The flare at the bottom y is wild. It does
Speaker 1: look very uh.
Speaker 2: I like it. I don't mind it. It does look
Speaker 2: like fun mom doing school pickup. She's recently divorced.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, loves the rose.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, she's trying to get it like she still
Speaker 2: parties on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Still parties on the weekend, loves cutting loose those flares.
Speaker 1: They should make them play in that So I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: do you think since a pass outfit leading the charge
Speaker 1: not a fashion faux pae, I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to give it an eight out of ten. Yeah,
Speaker 2: eight out of ten. Brilliant, Yes, eight out of ten.
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Speaker 1: We've got a bit of a mystery one here for
Speaker 1: the fashion Police.
Speaker 2: Weird we got Oh look, I agree that is brilliant.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: What we're seeing is a lady in a boda hat
Speaker 2: is that what you can boda hat? And she's put
Speaker 2: AstroTurf all over it and made it into a court.
Speaker 2: It's I'm into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love that she got the glue gun out and
Speaker 2: she went crazy.
Speaker 1: It's crafty, it's very crafty. Did you wear that? I
Speaker 1: think I would, just because it's it's so bit barbershop,
Speaker 1: barbershop quartety yeah. So yeah. This is the opening week
Speaker 1: of the Australian Open Heaps going on the musical acts
Speaker 1: including Presets and Hot Chip and others.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: It is pretty cool mid two thousand. I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to and others.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you want to be an and other day.
Speaker 1: I've seen plenty of comedy posters where I'm and more.
Speaker 2: Oh is there a sad button?
Speaker 1: Is there like a yeah? Sore? Looking forward to that.
Speaker 2: So you know what I'm looking forward to. I've never
Speaker 2: had before.
Speaker 1: What's a shake shack? Wow? I never had it? Never never.
Speaker 1: You're gonna love it? Yeah? What can I expect? You
Speaker 1: can expect diabetes? Diabetes, Our major sponsor will give you diabetes.
Speaker 1: Your foot will fall off you sorry, shake check mouth
Speaker 1: watering burgers, and then obviously some of the best milkshakes
Speaker 1: you've ever had.
Speaker 2: Do you think they'll have milk alternatives? I should not
Speaker 2: be drinking any fool cream milkshake.
Speaker 1: Shake Check actually described the portable toilet that once you're.
Speaker 2: Once you're done, that's where you go and you're out
Speaker 2: the side of a portal shaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, the cheeseburgers are fantastic and it's going to
Speaker 1: pair well with a piper hide seat.
Speaker 2: I think it will actually a bit of champagne cheeseburger.
Speaker 1: Why not. That's the best of both worlds.
Speaker 2: And the other thing happening this week, which I'm going
Speaker 2: to watch on Wednesday night is the one million dollar
Speaker 2: one point Slam. Properly, I think so, yeah, one million dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. The one million dollar one point Slam
Speaker 1: is on. It is amazing. It's basically, everyone plays one
Speaker 1: point and if you win the one point, you can
Speaker 1: move on to the next round of the tournament. Everyone's
Speaker 1: competing in it, pros, amateurs, celebrities, celebrities, yes, I think
Speaker 1: Karl Stefanovic.
Speaker 2: So I've seen the clips from last year's one point
Speaker 2: Slam and the pro players get really nervous, right because
Speaker 2: they don't want it because they can they can only
Speaker 2: hit one serve, so if they fault on the first serve,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 1: The amateurs are playing in this. So this is a
Speaker 1: lot of people from clubs.
Speaker 2: They've been vetted, they've been they have gone through the competition.
Speaker 1: I know they're better than the wild card player from
Speaker 1: Nairobi can guarantee. Yeah, so anyone amateurs pros. I mean basically,
Speaker 1: you could have some guy from the Laffey's Tennis center
Speaker 1: playing Alcoraz in the final.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mister Laffie, mister Laffi. He would actually do pretty well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and your dad will be watching from my dad.
Speaker 2: Who could give it a shot?
Speaker 1: Yeah, get him in there, I know. So. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: one million dollars one point slam, and off the back
Speaker 1: of that, we are doing our own little one point
Speaker 1: slam in studio. In studio, we have our own little
Speaker 1: makeshift ping pong table over there. I would describe it.
Speaker 2: It's the size of a small door, small door, so
Speaker 2: it's quite narrow, yes, but long.
Speaker 1: We actually took that off of Grant ten years dressing room.
Speaker 1: He's very angry. He is angry. Now he has to
Speaker 1: get changed in the everyone season to decide who's serving
Speaker 1: in the one point slam. They're doing rock paper scissors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. Yeah, for a million bucks. I starting it
Speaker 1: with rock paper sure, and I say paper rock scissors.
Speaker 1: By the way, yeah, what do you say this? Paper rock?
Speaker 1: So we have all three permutations paper rock, rock, paper scissors.
Speaker 1: Now it's some yeah, right in and tell us what you.
Speaker 2: Think it is.
Speaker 1: There's only three genders, rock papers. And we will be
Speaker 1: doing the same for our pick pok turners. Not only
Speaker 1: will we be playing one point slams in.
Speaker 2: Here every day, every episode.
Speaker 1: Every episode, right, and we're going to keep tally somehow.
Speaker 1: Maybe ace Man can be across that. Yeah. And then
Speaker 1: we will be challenging our.
Speaker 2: Guests, yes, and some hopefully some very important tennis guests. Yes,
Speaker 2: we can actually play against. That'll be pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I know. And you want to play against get fed? Yes.
Speaker 1: They're all crazy competitive though, so if they lose in
Speaker 1: this little ping pong match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the table will throw them there.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, So should we do the inaugural one
Speaker 1: point slam between us and decide who's going to serve
Speaker 1: by rock paper scissors? Do you have a strategy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I say what I'm going to do before.
Speaker 1: I do it, So you saying what you're going to do, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I throw you with something else. But now
Speaker 1: that I've told you, because but now maybe you're playing
Speaker 1: mind games and what you say you get, you're actually
Speaker 1: gonna do. Okay, so I have to take that into
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Okay, I'm gonna go rock whoa ready
Speaker 1: on three? Who all tangled up? Ready?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: Yes? All right, So Lizzie serve And should we play
Speaker 1: it pain pong style or should we pay? Alright? So
Speaker 1: any listeners who are or anybody watching who's not familiar
Speaker 1: with pain.
Speaker 2: Pong otherwise called sting pong pong.
Speaker 1: Yes, uh, the losing player the winning player gets to
Speaker 1: hit the ball at them their back as hard as
Speaker 1: they can. Yes.
Speaker 2: And we've done a few practice rounds.
Speaker 1: Already, and I have some Weltz and I plan on suing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like like I'm hanging out like h