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<v Speaker 1>Look at us. Yes, here we are at the Australian

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<v Speaker 1>Open living the dream. We are living the dream.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the best summer job of my.

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<v Speaker 1>Life, I think. So. Yeah. Yeah, we got new threads,

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<v Speaker 1>got new threads. They said, yeah, just get what you want. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a shopping spree. It was. And look

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<v Speaker 1>at your outfit. I have to say, you look amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I did panic.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was like, what am I going to get?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was just going to go shorts and a shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I saw this and I feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in the seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like seventies drug lord or that you have you

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<v Speaker 1>run a some kind of a Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a vape shop.

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<v Speaker 1>The big collar. Can you pop the collar and give

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<v Speaker 1>us a look? What that is? Oh my god? Look

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<v Speaker 1>at this? Is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this?

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<v Speaker 1>It is this? The look? That's the look. The color

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<v Speaker 1>is up.

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<v Speaker 2>It is giving Dracula.

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<v Speaker 1>It is giving Dracula. Yeah, count who count? Who? This

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<v Speaker 1>is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I just need a couple of gold chains. I need

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<v Speaker 2>some rings. Yeah, maybe a bum bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what would you keep in the bum bag of

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<v Speaker 1>the drugs? Should stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to pod a labor arena. It is right. My

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<v Speaker 1>name is Mike Goldstein. I am one of the hosts,

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<v Speaker 1>and my lovely co host is Lizzie who.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, we talk about tennis and I just got

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<v Speaker 2>a look of myself and the camera.

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<v Speaker 1>You're vamping. You don't like it. I love it. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it. I do love it. I think you love

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<v Speaker 1>it a little too much.

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<v Speaker 2>You're I'm gonna be wearing it every day, even in

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<v Speaker 2>forty degrees. I'm wearing this truck.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to think and uh yeah. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>first ever of the Pod Labor Arena podcast and it's

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<v Speaker 1>about to overtake every single podcast in the world, be

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<v Speaker 1>it sports related or not. We're coming for you. Joe Rogan, Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>Rogan, Mel Robbins Diary of the CEO. You're going to

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<v Speaker 2>get bumped.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say diarrhea of the CEO of the CEO? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you said diarrhea. It may as well be

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<v Speaker 1>called that. I really don't like that guy. I'd listen

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<v Speaker 1>to that one because the name is pod labor Arena. Yes, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the great yes, yes, yes, yeah. We're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>telling cracking jokes. We're going to be bringing you gossip,

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<v Speaker 1>gossip all the tea facts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, what we hear around the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>The gossip segment could be called serving down the tea.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just serving the tea, serving down, serving the tea,

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<v Speaker 2>serving the tea, serving the tea. Yeah, we'll get the

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<v Speaker 2>gossip from the holes because we're in the we're in

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<v Speaker 2>the medium.

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<v Speaker 1>We're out here where around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, people don't know who we are. Who are these

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<v Speaker 2>tennis chumps in their outfits?

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<v Speaker 1>We are posers, but we're also tennis fans from way back. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we're both stand up comedians that have a history of

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<v Speaker 1>tennis in our lives. Yeah. I used to play as

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<v Speaker 1>a kid. I stopped playing when my brother got way

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<v Speaker 1>better than me and would absolutely destroy me, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I turned to skateboarding and a life of crime. This

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<v Speaker 1>is sad. This is sad. You could skateboard around here, though.

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<v Speaker 1>Put the ball boys on skateboards. I'd watch that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah during the game, Yeah, love that. Just Allie into

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<v Speaker 2>a kickflip over the net. Yeah, it'd be sick.

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<v Speaker 1>There were other titles for the podcasts that were floated

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<v Speaker 1>around uh Andy Poddick.

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<v Speaker 2>When Mike says there were other titles, the only other

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<v Speaker 2>person floating other titles was Mike. Yes, he was a

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<v Speaker 2>really happy with pod Labora.

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<v Speaker 1>Look it's grown up. He told me, I don't hate him.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell us the other names that you want to I liked.

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<v Speaker 1>We cannot be serious.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I also did like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think McEnroe has some kind of trademark copyright

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<v Speaker 1>on the catchphrase you got served. Yeah. Yeah, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>like what you say when someone like dances up on you.

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<v Speaker 2>See you think that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it. I've never heard that before.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's when someone gives you, like a legal

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<v Speaker 2>thing or tries to sue you.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right, Oh that's it. Yeah, yeah, you got served

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<v Speaker 1>in that way. But also if someone like comes up

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<v Speaker 1>and starts like popping.

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<v Speaker 2>And locking serving.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you've been served. Wow. I could be wrong. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>this is an American thing. I didn't know that. Yeah, in

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<v Speaker 1>American schools we're all, you know, serving each other. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the final one, well, dropping a deuce?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think the Australian open I don't think, because

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<v Speaker 2>like we're part, we're under their umbrella. This isn't a

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<v Speaker 2>separate thing that you and I are doing. No, we're

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<v Speaker 2>employed by this.

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<v Speaker 1>We are we're wearing the gear. The gear.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think they would go for dropping.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the Australian Open brings you dropping a deuce. We're

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<v Speaker 1>giving an our editor and producer a lot of work.

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<v Speaker 1>They're really going to have to chop a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>this out.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you've got any complaints, email us all things

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<v Speaker 2>you want to say, or things you want to suggestions, suggestions,

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<v Speaker 2>general feedback.

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<v Speaker 1>Serve it down the tee to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, at at tennis dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want to hear all the feedback.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want dick pics. I want I'm actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Sends credit picks. Yeah, and I just want some friendly

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<v Speaker 1>you know, banter and feedback affirmation. Doing well, Mike hanging this,

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<v Speaker 1>but seriously, right in if you have anything for us

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<v Speaker 1>at Podlabor at tennis dot com dot au. I quite

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<v Speaker 1>like pod Labor, you do.

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<v Speaker 2>I like Rod and I've got a history with the

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<v Speaker 2>Labor family, do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was a tennis kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Also also very similar story to you.

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<v Speaker 1>My brother was a lot better than me.

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<v Speaker 2>And so he kind of took over per usual. No,

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<v Speaker 2>he was very good and I just kind of, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess so it's too small, small kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I didn't mean it to sound like were you

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<v Speaker 1>like you're huge.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I was a really tiny Like I'm normal now,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was a really tiny kid and then playing

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<v Speaker 2>like really tall kids, I just got dominated. Yeah. But

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<v Speaker 2>Rod Laver's nephew, Ken Lavor Ken Labor Ken Laver was

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<v Speaker 2>my coach.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And my mom Boston was like, are you any relation

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<v Speaker 2>to Rod? I have to ask, and he said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm his nephew. Wow, I know that's fact checked.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So he was coaching in Brisbane, Brisbane.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Laffy's Tennis Center, which doesn't exist anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Laffy's. Yeah, that sounds like a like the name of

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<v Speaker 1>a comedy club. Laffy's. Yeah. I'm Matt Laughy is all

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<v Speaker 1>weekend come check it out next week. I'm at the

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<v Speaker 1>Chuckle Hut.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the Laffy's Tennis Center. It was a beautiful tennis center. Yeah, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think it's houses.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was the club pro Ken Labor, he was

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<v Speaker 1>just one of them. He was just one of them. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was little, like he was coaching real little kids tennis.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know you were in the presence of absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>not someone's uncle's greatness.

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<v Speaker 2>No, absolutely, that went way over our heads. We didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know who that was. I've got something to show you, Mike,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, because I was home at Christmas time and

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<v Speaker 2>I went through my albums and I have a coaching

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<v Speaker 2>report from can Labor.

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<v Speaker 1>What I know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's mink and dish. It's been in like a sealed album.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Is this like an Asian thing where they

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<v Speaker 1>keep every test you've ever done your parents.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's not even a good report.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a good report. It's that good. You brought

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<v Speaker 1>shame on your family. Yeah. Well that's why my brother

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<v Speaker 1>was so much better.

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<v Speaker 2>I was the only thing he says that I'm okay

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<v Speaker 2>is my forehand shows good technique, right backhand, hit the

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<v Speaker 2>ball early. The rest is just feedback, serve more flexibility

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<v Speaker 2>on the power loop.

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<v Speaker 1>On the power loop, move.

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<v Speaker 2>Side on, smash, rack it down, back set plate shows

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<v Speaker 2>good technical ability. You can't teach that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all right, remarked.

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<v Speaker 2>Still developing the serve action more will improve your game.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not great. Great, it's not a great.

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<v Speaker 2>How old were you though, I don't know, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>reckon it might have been like ten nine or ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So if there was a like a letter marek

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<v Speaker 1>on this.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon, this is a bee.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a bee. Yeah, that's tough. Would your dad

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<v Speaker 1>have been proud of this? Why did they save this?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's just in one of my albums.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad probably wasn't proud of it. He used to

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<v Speaker 2>hide in the bushes, It's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched me play and I couldn't see him, and

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<v Speaker 2>all I would hear was his comments like hit harder,

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<v Speaker 2>more killer instinct from the bushes, from the MUSHes, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, oh my god, my dad's here somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>This is so camouflage.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's just dark skins.

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<v Speaker 1>You couldn't see him in the bush. So why is

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<v Speaker 1>he hiding in the bushes? Was there no refer to to?

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<v Speaker 2>I think he just wanted to put me off right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my dad used to hide in the bushes outside

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<v Speaker 1>the tennis courts at our high school, but for very

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<v Speaker 1>different reasons.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister doctor goldstin doctor ghosted.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he didn't go to five years of medical school

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<v Speaker 1>to be called mister when he's in his trench coat

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<v Speaker 1>outside the tennis courts, bring back the flasher. You never

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<v Speaker 1>see him anymore? Yeah, so all right, Yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the laffy Tennis Center. Good for them. The coaching report

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<v Speaker 1>and it was signed off by Ken Labor. This is huge.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll put her on the wall. Good tactical ability.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>That is good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm happy with that, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this is all kind of good advice. Move

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<v Speaker 1>side on to the volley. That's all fair enough. I

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<v Speaker 1>think this is more of a bat plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'd still I would still be disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not best in the class, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>This is quite serious though, this show. There's some serious

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<v Speaker 2>segments in it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can't wait we do. I guess. There's

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<v Speaker 1>some thoughtful, sophisticated segments on this show throughout the AO,

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<v Speaker 1>none more so than this one. I was not expecting

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<v Speaker 1>that that sounded like Arnie chop On.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a segment obviously called whose grunt is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Whose grunt is this? We'll be going through various grunts

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<v Speaker 1>and if you could pick the player, where do you win?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly more grunts?

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<v Speaker 2>You can email us and tell us you pick the player?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, should we do well? Reply? Should we do a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of test grunts? Yes? All right, let me see

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<v Speaker 1>if you can tell me who this girl. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know who it is, so I'll be playing as well.

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<v Speaker 1>First grunt? Mm, should we do it again?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that? I know who it is is? No? One

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<v Speaker 1>more time. He's been called out for this. People have

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<v Speaker 1>made memes and they write that as b w e

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<v Speaker 1>h exclamation point. What I know who it is? Should

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<v Speaker 1>I say? Yeah? That is Andre rube Lev correct? Whoa mike?

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<v Speaker 1>What so that?

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's how he says.

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<v Speaker 1>It's another thing he's been made fun of because they

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<v Speaker 1>reckon he's saying, it becomes in the pod. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I got the first grunt? Not too boe boy?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we good?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do one more as a tester, but we have

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<v Speaker 1>many more grunts to come. One more grunt? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>go again? Okay? So that starts as a do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that's a dude or not? No? That ends like

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<v Speaker 1>a higher pitched one more time. Okay, I think this

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<v Speaker 1>is a deep cut. You might not know this well.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure she's retired, But I just I have

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<v Speaker 1>that low grunt to the high imprinted in my memory

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<v Speaker 1>from watching a lot of matches from at least six

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<v Speaker 1>or seven years ago. Does that help it all? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you'll get Yeah, I think this is Francesca

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<v Speaker 1>Skia Vona.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you put these grunts together?

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<v Speaker 1>I did not. I did not do the grunt compilation. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I just in my spare time listen to grunts in

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<v Speaker 1>isolation to prepare from the bushes. I get in the

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<v Speaker 1>bushes and I just I'm a big grunk guy. Never

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<v Speaker 1>knew that about you. They used to call me Michael Grunstein.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's cool, that is cool the first time. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the segment. We are calling.

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<v Speaker 2>Headline Calls famously made that one up.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Michael, use my phone name please, Sorry Michael, No, God,

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<v Speaker 1>damn sorry, thank you Headline Calls. This is all the

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<v Speaker 1>news going on in the tennis world at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot to cover, a lot of drama. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're in the opening week right now of the Australian Open.

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<v Speaker 1>There's tournaments obviously happening in the lead up the I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it was a tournament. It was more of an

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<v Speaker 1>exhibition match. Yeah, it wasn't a tournament at all. The

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<v Speaker 1>Battle of the Sexes happened at the end of twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five. Nick Kurrios versus Arena, Sabolenka, did you watch

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<v Speaker 1>any of it?

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<v Speaker 2>I watched the highlight. I watched a mini match.

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<v Speaker 1>A mini match, Yeah, what is it? What's your takeaway?

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<v Speaker 2>Look, it was entertaining. I think it did what it

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<v Speaker 2>was meant to do. I mean, I don't love the concept.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't like that her court was smaller, right, I

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<v Speaker 2>felt that you could have just played normal court.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hers was nine percent smaller, which is in keeping

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<v Speaker 1>with the peg. The pay gap, yeah, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>But generally the pay gap.

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<v Speaker 1>The pay gap and then the it was six three

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<v Speaker 1>six three to Curyos. So how do you feel that

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<v Speaker 1>the patriarchy is back?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they're back in a big way.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they have a left I think, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>this was not a great look for anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I think it did like they're managed by

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<v Speaker 2>the same people. Their management put this event on and

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<v Speaker 2>then everyone was talking about it. Yeah, so tick done that.

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<v Speaker 2>They did the job.

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<v Speaker 1>So for promo resh yeah, but for women's tennis maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Not maybe not so great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean I just think, you know, Curios being

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<v Speaker 1>whatever he is in the world six hundred and seventy one,

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<v Speaker 1>playing the world number one, But it was they were

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<v Speaker 1>just messing around out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I feel like they're quite friendly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Also to the other thing is, yeah, not a good

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<v Speaker 2>look for women's tennis, But we can't keep telling women

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<v Speaker 2>what to do if she wants to play the game,

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<v Speaker 2>play the game. True.

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<v Speaker 1>She was all in, yeah, I guess, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably got a pretty good paycheck from it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but got paid nine percent less.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah the losers feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah. Yeah, so the battle of the sexes happened. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what if it was necessary, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>it was just a big paycheck for both of them

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<v Speaker 1>and then just kind of screwing around out there. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just happy to know that, you know, men, men

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<v Speaker 1>are superior, are superior. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, the other big news story was that Nairobi tournament.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm true with the wild card, Yes, the it F

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<v Speaker 1>Nairobi tournament. The lot of people are calling this the

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<v Speaker 1>wild card that got in the ray gun of tennis.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a great analogy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think I think so. Yeah, it's a low

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<v Speaker 1>key flex here. She is she is. I mean, she

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<v Speaker 1>just looks like she's going to.

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<v Speaker 2>The gym, I go on a power walk. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think it's not her first time.

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<v Speaker 1>No, and I feel like if someone filmed me, I

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<v Speaker 1>would look like this on a few shots.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you look better than this. She's still got

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<v Speaker 2>her spectacles on what were regular glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not even put in contacts. Yeah, what about the

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<v Speaker 1>other girl?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, would she stayed pretty calm throughout all this?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Yeah, because she's like she only lost three points.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was two double faults on her end

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<v Speaker 1>and then maybe one unforced air and then you'd be like, sweet,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm through to the second round, Like this is just

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<v Speaker 1>like a walkover basically, and then I mean it's gone

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<v Speaker 1>crazy fires.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty funny. It's also not a good look for

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<v Speaker 2>women's tennis.

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<v Speaker 1>Women's tennis is really taking a beating. I would do

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<v Speaker 1>a Battle of the sexes against that wildcad that's like

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<v Speaker 1>the only one. So let us know if someone has

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<v Speaker 1>the contact details for the wild card player and Iirobi

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll get her on the show. We Curios has

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<v Speaker 1>pulled out of the Australian Open Singles More Curios News.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he always was going to.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm okay with that. Yeah, I want to see

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<v Speaker 2>the doubles. Him playing doubles is yeah, special case, the

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<v Speaker 2>special case.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if he can conserve his energy for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Did they love the nickname the special case, did they? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>If they had, if they add a third player with

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<v Speaker 1>a caw.

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<v Speaker 2>And where all what with a special match hood?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean then they could be a Kardashian. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I was going for. But I think you took

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<v Speaker 1>it in a different direction, Lizzie, who always problematic? Am

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<v Speaker 1>I really? Yeah? So he's out of the singles. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he wasn't you know, going to be a match

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<v Speaker 1>fit to play five setters? And but the wild card

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<v Speaker 1>went to stan Varenka, who I'm a huge which is

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<v Speaker 1>that's cool? That rules?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that was well. Curios said he wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to give up his spot for someone more deserving, more

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<v Speaker 2>you know, young and up and comers coming through.

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<v Speaker 1>But I reckon it was young up and comers stan Varenka,

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<v Speaker 1>who I thought it had already retire. Yeah, this is

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<v Speaker 1>his last year. Yeah, man, get around stand the man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking hopefully he gets hopefully third.

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<v Speaker 2>He looks all right. He played the United.

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<v Speaker 1>He played the United Cup, So that just happened. I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>In very recent tennis news, the United Cup was won

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<v Speaker 1>by Poland last night e Svantek and Huby her Cats

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<v Speaker 1>her Cats? Yes, yes, do you like Huby? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>like him? Yeah. Have you heard him speak? It's like

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<v Speaker 1>Polish Ray Romano. It is like, well, I just think

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<v Speaker 1>there are other players were they played very good in

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<v Speaker 1>de Yeah, we'll get him on us. If you met

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<v Speaker 1>a man named Hubert, would that be a deal breaker?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so, especially if he's Polish.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, what would like to come with me for dinner?

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<v Speaker 1>Let that girl that.

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<v Speaker 2>Your white truck like your big color in my country

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<v Speaker 2>colors small.

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<v Speaker 1>So Poland won the United Cup last night and also

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<v Speaker 1>the Brisbane tournament. Medvedev is back. He's looking good, He's

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<v Speaker 1>looking like he's in form. He's also starting to embrace

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<v Speaker 1>his baldness a little more. Well, yeah, it comes for

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<v Speaker 1>us all.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, are there any tournaments in Turkey coming up?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Maybe, yeah, we should have a segment.

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<v Speaker 2>Who then who's gonna make the second round?

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<v Speaker 1>They get the surgery on day one at the tournament

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<v Speaker 1>and they have to compete in the rest of the

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<v Speaker 1>tournament wearing a diaper on with those marks. Oh gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>MEMBERV won the Brisbane Tournament and the lead up to

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<v Speaker 1>the AO, taking out Brandon Nakashima, an American player, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the women. Sable Anka dominated the whole tournament. I think, dominating,

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<v Speaker 1>always dominating. She's my favorite for the AO. I like her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I like CoCom to see Coco.

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<v Speaker 1>Win, Okay, yeah, I don't as Coco hasn't won this before.

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<v Speaker 1>She's won the US and she's won the French.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks serious.

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<v Speaker 1>She does look serious.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks like she's real focus, real zoned in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, I think she would be good to see

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<v Speaker 1>go far. But I think Sabolenca is the hot favorite. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not encouraging people to bet, but if you do

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<v Speaker 1>Sabolenka Ceblenka, Yeah, and if you lose, that's on you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>bet response kind of responsibly. Ah yeah, So I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>forward to the doubles with Coconakas and kyriosed well, they

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<v Speaker 1>had that.

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<v Speaker 2>They were at the Brisbane International as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they went out early though, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they won their first game and then they went

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<v Speaker 2>out to some frenchmen. I remember their names. This is

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<v Speaker 2>the kind of intel I've bring him.

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<v Speaker 1>They were French.

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<v Speaker 2>They played well, they beat the Special Case, but after

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<v Speaker 2>Cokakis's first game. That was his first That doubles game

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<v Speaker 2>was his first game back since having surgery. So that

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<v Speaker 2>was his first game back in twenty twenty five. He

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<v Speaker 2>hadn't played for a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, and he cried, he cried.

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<v Speaker 2>We love to see a king cry. It's beautiful, it's

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<v Speaker 2>good for women.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he cried, but he's also playing with a dead

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<v Speaker 1>man's ligament in his chest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he had a peck operation. Yeah, and he got

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<v Speaker 2>a cadava tendon from someone's achilles inserted into his peck.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, So who is that guy?

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<v Speaker 2>That's who I want to know, is who is the

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<v Speaker 2>dead man that we can attribute Coki Nascus has come back.

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<v Speaker 1>To Yeah, and you'd want like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Some sort of pluck on your gravestone exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>He owes any coming victory.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of my body in this ground except my achilles,

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<v Speaker 2>which can be found.

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<v Speaker 1>My chest achilles. If you could have any dead person's

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<v Speaker 1>body part, who and why i'd have?

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<v Speaker 2>I think i'd have piano players fingers. Okay, what about you, Mike,

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<v Speaker 2>if you wanted a dead man's body part or dead

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<v Speaker 2>woman's oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Dead one.

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<v Speaker 2>Equal opportunity opportunity famously.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I think I would take Margaret Thatcher's brain. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. I think any person's body part for

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<v Speaker 1>my own dead would have to be. I would do

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<v Speaker 1>Marilyn Monroe's personality. He's going to be mister present that

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<v Speaker 1>anyone else that you would do well.

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Jackson's feet, I would do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. I was worried you're going to say Michael Jackson's hands, Lizzie.

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<v Speaker 1>Another segment we'll be doing for pod Labor or Arena

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<v Speaker 1>will be fashioned Please.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to be out in the grounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Too, are Now we're going to be judging people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and talking to you and giving you real time feedbus.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen a few interesting fits already, I have.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen some great ones.

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<v Speaker 1>And then for our listeners, this is Stefano Sits a

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<v Speaker 1>pass turning up to the Adelaide Airport dressed in a

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<v Speaker 1>leopard print ensemble.

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<v Speaker 2>Brown leopard print.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think? Wow? This is it?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it looks like is he had a

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<v Speaker 2>one night stamp like an older woman and he had

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<v Speaker 2>to get out really quickly, and he's like, just grab

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<v Speaker 2>the fuzzing easel and he's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Well this will do. Yeah. So he's thinking he stole

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<v Speaker 1>this from like an Miami grandmother. Yeah for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly we have the same clothes algorithm on the iconic

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<v Speaker 2>always pops up for me.

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<v Speaker 1>The flare at the bottom y is wild. It does

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<v Speaker 1>look very uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. I don't mind it. It does look

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<v Speaker 2>like fun mom doing school pickup. She's recently divorced.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, loves the rose.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, she's trying to get it like she still

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<v Speaker 2>parties on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Still parties on the weekend, loves cutting loose those flares.

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<v Speaker 1>They should make them play in that So I mean, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think since a pass outfit leading the charge

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<v Speaker 1>not a fashion faux pae, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going to give it an eight out of ten. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>eight out of ten. Brilliant, Yes, eight out of ten.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got a bit of a mystery one here for

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<v Speaker 2>Weird we got Oh look, I agree that is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>What we're seeing is a lady in a boda hat

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<v Speaker 2>is that what you can boda hat? And she's put

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<v Speaker 2>AstroTurf all over it and made it into a court.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I'm into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that she got the glue gun out and

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<v Speaker 2>she went crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crafty, it's very crafty. Did you wear that? I

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<v Speaker 1>think I would, just because it's it's so bit barbershop,

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<v Speaker 1>barbershop quartety yeah. So yeah. This is the opening week

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<v Speaker 1>of the Australian Open Heaps going on the musical acts

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<v Speaker 1>including Presets and Hot Chip and others.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It is pretty cool mid two thousand. I'm looking forward

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<v Speaker 1>to and others.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you want to be an and other day.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen plenty of comedy posters where I'm and more.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is there a sad button?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there like a yeah? Sore? Looking forward to that.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know what I'm looking forward to. I've never

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<v Speaker 2>had before.

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<v Speaker 1>What's a shake shack? Wow? I never had it? Never never.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna love it? Yeah? What can I expect? You

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<v Speaker 1>Your foot will fall off you sorry, shake check mouth

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<v Speaker 1>watering burgers, and then obviously some of the best milkshakes

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<v Speaker 1>you've ever had.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think they'll have milk alternatives? I should not

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<v Speaker 2>be drinking any fool cream milkshake.

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<v Speaker 1>Shake Check actually described the portable toilet that once you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Once you're done, that's where you go and you're out

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<v Speaker 2>the side of a portal shaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, the cheeseburgers are fantastic and it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>pair well with a piper hide seat.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it will actually a bit of champagne cheeseburger.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not. That's the best of both worlds.

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<v Speaker 2>And the other thing happening this week, which I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to watch on Wednesday night is the one million dollar

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<v Speaker 2>one point Slam. Properly, I think so, yeah, one million dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right. The one million dollar one point Slam

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<v Speaker 1>is on. It is amazing. It's basically, everyone plays one

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<v Speaker 1>point and if you win the one point, you can

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<v Speaker 1>move on to the next round of the tournament. Everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>competing in it, pros, amateurs, celebrities, celebrities, yes, I think

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<v Speaker 1>Karl Stefanovic.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've seen the clips from last year's one point

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<v Speaker 2>Slam and the pro players get really nervous, right because

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<v Speaker 2>they don't want it because they can they can only

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<v Speaker 2>hit one serve, so if they fault on the first serve,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>The amateurs are playing in this. So this is a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people from clubs.

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<v Speaker 2>They've been vetted, they've been they have gone through the competition.

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<v Speaker 1>I know they're better than the wild card player from

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<v Speaker 1>Nairobi can guarantee. Yeah, so anyone amateurs pros. I mean basically,

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<v Speaker 1>you could have some guy from the Laffey's Tennis center

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<v Speaker 1>playing Alcoraz in the final.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, mister Laffie, mister Laffi. He would actually do pretty well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and your dad will be watching from my dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Who could give it a shot?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, get him in there, I know. So. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>one million dollars one point slam, and off the back

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<v Speaker 1>of that, we are doing our own little one point

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<v Speaker 1>slam in studio. In studio, we have our own little

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<v Speaker 1>makeshift ping pong table over there. I would describe it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the size of a small door, small door, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's quite narrow, yes, but long.

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<v Speaker 1>We actually took that off of Grant ten years dressing room.

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<v Speaker 1>He's very angry. He is angry. Now he has to

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<v Speaker 1>get changed in the everyone season to decide who's serving

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<v Speaker 1>in the one point slam. They're doing rock paper scissors. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's ridiculous. Yeah, for a million bucks. I starting it

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<v Speaker 1>with rock paper sure, and I say paper rock scissors.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, yeah, what do you say this? Paper rock?

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<v Speaker 1>So we have all three permutations paper rock, rock, paper scissors.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's some yeah, right in and tell us what you.

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<v Speaker 2>Think it is.

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<v Speaker 1>There's only three genders, rock papers. And we will be

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<v Speaker 1>doing the same for our pick pok turners. Not only

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<v Speaker 1>will we be playing one point slams in.

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<v Speaker 2>Here every day, every episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Every episode, right, and we're going to keep tally somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe ace Man can be across that. Yeah. And then

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<v Speaker 1>we will be challenging our.

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<v Speaker 2>Guests, yes, and some hopefully some very important tennis guests. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we can actually play against. That'll be pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. And you want to play against get fed? Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all crazy competitive though, so if they lose in

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<v Speaker 1>this little ping pong match.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think the table will throw them there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right, So should we do the inaugural one

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<v Speaker 1>point slam between us and decide who's going to serve

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<v Speaker 1>by rock paper scissors? Do you have a strategy? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I say what I'm going to do before.

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<v Speaker 1>I do it, So you saying what you're going to do, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I throw you with something else. But now

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<v Speaker 1>that I've told you, because but now maybe you're playing

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<v Speaker 1>mind games and what you say you get, you're actually

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do. Okay, so I have to take that into

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go Okay, I'm gonna go rock whoa ready

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<v Speaker 1>on three? Who all tangled up? Ready?

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<v Speaker 2>God?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? All right, So Lizzie serve And should we play

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<v Speaker 1>it pain pong style or should we pay? Alright? So

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<v Speaker 1>any listeners who are or anybody watching who's not familiar

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<v Speaker 1>with pain.

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<v Speaker 2>Pong otherwise called sting pong pong.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, uh, the losing player the winning player gets to

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<v Speaker 1>hit the ball at them their back as hard as

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<v Speaker 1>they can. Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And we've done a few practice rounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Already, and I have some Weltz and I plan on suing. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's like like I'm hanging out like h