1
00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,800
Speaker 1: Look at us. Yes, here we are at the Australian

2
00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:06,480
Speaker 1: Open living the dream. We are living the dream.

3
00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:08,000
Speaker 2: This is the best summer job of my.

4
00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:10,719
Speaker 1: Life, I think. So. Yeah. Yeah, we got new threads,

5
00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:13,760
Speaker 1: got new threads. They said, yeah, just get what you want. Yeah.

6
00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,040
Speaker 1: It was like a shopping spree. It was. And look

7
00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,160
Speaker 1: at your outfit. I have to say, you look amazing.

8
00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:19,040
Speaker 1: I did panic.

9
00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:20,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, what am I going to get?

10
00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,240
Speaker 2: And I was just going to go shorts and a shirt.

11
00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,720
Speaker 2: And then I saw this and I feel like I'm

12
00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:27,560
Speaker 2: in the seventies.

13
00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,680
Speaker 1: It's like seventies drug lord or that you have you

14
00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:37,880
Speaker 1: run a some kind of a Yeah, thank you.

15
00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000
Speaker 2: I've got a vape shop.

16
00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,919
Speaker 1: The big collar. Can you pop the collar and give

17
00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,400
Speaker 1: us a look? What that is? Oh my god? Look

18
00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,800
Speaker 1: at this? Is this?

19
00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:48,320
Speaker 2: Is this?

20
00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:51,880
Speaker 1: It is this? The look? That's the look. The color

21
00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:52,279
Speaker 1: is up.

22
00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,040
Speaker 2: It is giving Dracula.

23
00:00:54,160 --> 00:01:01,840
Speaker 1: It is giving Dracula. Yeah, count who count? Who? This

24
00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:02,240
Speaker 1: is it?

25
00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,640
Speaker 2: I just need a couple of gold chains. I need

26
00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,760
Speaker 2: some rings. Yeah, maybe a bum bag.

27
00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,080
Speaker 1: Oh what would you keep in the bum bag of

28
00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:16,560
Speaker 1: the drugs? Should stuff?

29
00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,160
Speaker 2: I don't know what?

30
00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:26,399
Speaker 1: Welcome to pod a labor arena. It is right. My

31
00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:30,800
Speaker 1: name is Mike Goldstein. I am one of the hosts,

32
00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,320
Speaker 1: and my lovely co host is Lizzie who.

33
00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,880
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, we talk about tennis and I just got

34
00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,800
Speaker 2: a look of myself and the camera.

35
00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:45,320
Speaker 1: You're vamping. You don't like it. I love it. I

36
00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,959
Speaker 1: love it. I do love it. I think you love

37
00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:47,800
Speaker 1: it a little too much.

38
00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,640
Speaker 2: You're I'm gonna be wearing it every day, even in

39
00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,200
Speaker 2: forty degrees. I'm wearing this truck.

40
00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:56,200
Speaker 1: You have to think and uh yeah. This is the

41
00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,560
Speaker 1: first ever of the Pod Labor Arena podcast and it's

42
00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:03,360
Speaker 1: about to overtake every single podcast in the world, be

43
00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:10,320
Speaker 1: it sports related or not. We're coming for you. Joe Rogan, Joe.

44
00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,959
Speaker 2: Rogan, Mel Robbins Diary of the CEO. You're going to

45
00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:14,800
Speaker 2: get bumped.

46
00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,520
Speaker 1: Did you say diarrhea of the CEO of the CEO? Oh?

47
00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:22,360
Speaker 1: I thought you said diarrhea. It may as well be

48
00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,040
Speaker 1: called that. I really don't like that guy. I'd listen

49
00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:29,240
Speaker 1: to that one because the name is pod labor Arena. Yes, uh,

50
00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:35,000
Speaker 1: the great yes, yes, yes, yeah. We're going to be

51
00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,760
Speaker 1: telling cracking jokes. We're going to be bringing you gossip,

52
00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,440
Speaker 1: gossip all the tea facts.

53
00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,400
Speaker 2: Yes, what we hear around the ground.

54
00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:47,000
Speaker 1: The gossip segment could be called serving down the tea.

55
00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:53,120
Speaker 2: We're just serving the tea, serving down, serving the tea,

56
00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,640
Speaker 2: serving the tea, serving the tea. Yeah, we'll get the

57
00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:57,680
Speaker 2: gossip from the holes because we're in the we're in

58
00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,560
Speaker 2: the medium.

59
00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,520
Speaker 1: We're out here where around.

60
00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, people don't know who we are. Who are these

61
00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:05,000
Speaker 2: tennis chumps in their outfits?

62
00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:12,000
Speaker 1: We are posers, but we're also tennis fans from way back. Yes,

63
00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:16,840
Speaker 1: we're both stand up comedians that have a history of

64
00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:19,480
Speaker 1: tennis in our lives. Yeah. I used to play as

65
00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,799
Speaker 1: a kid. I stopped playing when my brother got way

66
00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,800
Speaker 1: better than me and would absolutely destroy me, and so

67
00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,960
Speaker 1: I turned to skateboarding and a life of crime. This

68
00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,639
Speaker 1: is sad. This is sad. You could skateboard around here, though.

69
00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:35,840
Speaker 1: Put the ball boys on skateboards. I'd watch that.

70
00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,440
Speaker 2: Yeah during the game, Yeah, love that. Just Allie into

71
00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,640
Speaker 2: a kickflip over the net. Yeah, it'd be sick.

72
00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:48,320
Speaker 1: There were other titles for the podcasts that were floated

73
00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,360
Speaker 1: around uh Andy Poddick.

74
00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,520
Speaker 2: When Mike says there were other titles, the only other

75
00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:59,960
Speaker 2: person floating other titles was Mike. Yes, he was a

76
00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,640
Speaker 2: really happy with pod Labora.

77
00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:08,560
Speaker 1: Look it's grown up. He told me, I don't hate him.

78
00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,800
Speaker 2: Tell us the other names that you want to I liked.

79
00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,560
Speaker 1: We cannot be serious.

80
00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,560
Speaker 2: Yes, I also did like that.

81
00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:19,719
Speaker 1: But I think McEnroe has some kind of trademark copyright

82
00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:26,640
Speaker 1: on the catchphrase you got served. Yeah. Yeah, but that's

83
00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:30,120
Speaker 1: like what you say when someone like dances up on you.

84
00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,120
Speaker 2: See you think that.

85
00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:36,080
Speaker 1: I think it. I've never heard that before.

86
00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,920
Speaker 2: I think it's when someone gives you, like a legal

87
00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,240
Speaker 2: thing or tries to sue you.

88
00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,640
Speaker 1: Right right, Oh that's it. Yeah, yeah, you got served

89
00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,680
Speaker 1: in that way. But also if someone like comes up

90
00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,040
Speaker 1: and starts like popping.

91
00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,960
Speaker 2: And locking serving.

92
00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:52,080
Speaker 1: Yeah you've been served. Wow. I could be wrong. Maybe

93
00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,080
Speaker 1: this is an American thing. I didn't know that. Yeah, in

94
00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:59,880
Speaker 1: American schools we're all, you know, serving each other. Yeah,

95
00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:03,760
Speaker 1: the final one, well, dropping a deuce?

96
00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:11,680
Speaker 2: Do you think the Australian open I don't think, because

97
00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,640
Speaker 2: like we're part, we're under their umbrella. This isn't a

98
00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,480
Speaker 2: separate thing that you and I are doing. No, we're

99
00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:19,240
Speaker 2: employed by this.

100
00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,880
Speaker 1: We are we're wearing the gear. The gear.

101
00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think they would go for dropping.

102
00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:28,520
Speaker 1: No, the Australian Open brings you dropping a deuce. We're

103
00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,640
Speaker 1: giving an our editor and producer a lot of work.

104
00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,039
Speaker 1: They're really going to have to chop a lot of

105
00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:36,479
Speaker 1: this out.

106
00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:40,600
Speaker 2: But if you've got any complaints, email us all things

107
00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,800
Speaker 2: you want to say, or things you want to suggestions, suggestions,

108
00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:46,000
Speaker 2: general feedback.

109
00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,239
Speaker 1: Serve it down the tee to us.

110
00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, at at tennis dot com dot au.

111
00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to hear all the feedback.

112
00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want dick pics. I want I'm actually.

113
00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:12,080
Speaker 1: Sends credit picks. Yeah, and I just want some friendly

114
00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:17,520
Speaker 1: you know, banter and feedback affirmation. Doing well, Mike hanging this,

115
00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,440
Speaker 1: but seriously, right in if you have anything for us

116
00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:24,800
Speaker 1: at Podlabor at tennis dot com dot au. I quite

117
00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,120
Speaker 1: like pod Labor, you do.

118
00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,240
Speaker 2: I like Rod and I've got a history with the

119
00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,480
Speaker 2: Labor family, do you.

120
00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was a tennis kid.

121
00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:34,160
Speaker 2: Also also very similar story to you.

122
00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,760
Speaker 1: My brother was a lot better than me.

123
00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:41,080
Speaker 2: And so he kind of took over per usual. No,

124
00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,600
Speaker 2: he was very good and I just kind of, yeah,

125
00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,640
Speaker 2: I guess so it's too small, small kid.

126
00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,599
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't mean it to sound like were you

127
00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:50,559
Speaker 1: like you're huge.

128
00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,800
Speaker 2: No, No, I was a really tiny Like I'm normal now,

129
00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,880
Speaker 2: but I was a really tiny kid and then playing

130
00:06:55,920 --> 00:07:00,080
Speaker 2: like really tall kids, I just got dominated. Yeah. But

131
00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:07,839
Speaker 2: Rod Laver's nephew, Ken Lavor Ken Labor Ken Laver was

132
00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:08,400
Speaker 2: my coach.

133
00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:09,680
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.

134
00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:13,240
Speaker 2: And my mom Boston was like, are you any relation

135
00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,960
Speaker 2: to Rod? I have to ask, and he said, yeah,

136
00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,040
Speaker 2: I'm his nephew. Wow, I know that's fact checked.

137
00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

138
00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

139
00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:23,720
Speaker 1: So he was coaching in Brisbane, Brisbane.

140
00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:27,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, Laffy's Tennis Center, which doesn't exist anymore.

141
00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:30,200
Speaker 1: Laffy's. Yeah, that sounds like a like the name of

142
00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:34,520
Speaker 1: a comedy club. Laffy's. Yeah. I'm Matt Laughy is all

143
00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,040
Speaker 1: weekend come check it out next week. I'm at the

144
00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:37,760
Speaker 1: Chuckle Hut.

145
00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:43,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Laffy's Tennis Center. It was a beautiful tennis center. Yeah, actually,

146
00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,200
Speaker 2: but I think it's houses.

147
00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:47,120
Speaker 1: And he was the club pro Ken Labor, he was

148
00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,280
Speaker 1: just one of them. He was just one of them. Yeah, okay,

149
00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:49,800
Speaker 1: I mean I.

150
00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,440
Speaker 2: Was little, like he was coaching real little kids tennis.

151
00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,400
Speaker 1: Did you know you were in the presence of absolutely

152
00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,600
Speaker 1: not someone's uncle's greatness.

153
00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:03,600
Speaker 2: No, absolutely, that went way over our heads. We didn't

154
00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:06,240
Speaker 2: know who that was. I've got something to show you, Mike,

155
00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,640
Speaker 2: all right, because I was home at Christmas time and

156
00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,960
Speaker 2: I went through my albums and I have a coaching

157
00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,240
Speaker 2: report from can Labor.

158
00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:15,560
Speaker 1: What I know.

159
00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,600
Speaker 2: It's mink and dish. It's been in like a sealed album.

160
00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,480
Speaker 1: Is this Is this like an Asian thing where they

161
00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,760
Speaker 1: keep every test you've ever done your parents.

162
00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not even a good report.

163
00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,560
Speaker 1: It's not a good report. It's that good. You brought

164
00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,400
Speaker 1: shame on your family. Yeah. Well that's why my brother

165
00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:34,120
Speaker 1: was so much better.

166
00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:37,840
Speaker 2: I was the only thing he says that I'm okay

167
00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:42,040
Speaker 2: is my forehand shows good technique, right backhand, hit the

168
00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:45,880
Speaker 2: ball early. The rest is just feedback, serve more flexibility

169
00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,120
Speaker 2: on the power loop.

170
00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:51,439
Speaker 1: On the power loop, move.

171
00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:56,480
Speaker 2: Side on, smash, rack it down, back set plate shows

172
00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:58,360
Speaker 2: good technical ability. You can't teach that.

173
00:08:58,360 --> 00:08:59,960
Speaker 1: That's all right, remarked.

174
00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:04,240
Speaker 2: Still developing the serve action more will improve your game.

175
00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:09,280
Speaker 1: It's not great. Great, it's not a great.

176
00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,360
Speaker 2: How old were you though, I don't know, Yeah, I

177
00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,000
Speaker 2: reckon it might have been like ten nine or ten.

178
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:19,720
Speaker 1: Right, So if there was a like a letter marek

179
00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,120
Speaker 1: on this.

180
00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:22,880
Speaker 2: I reckon, this is a bee.

181
00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,520
Speaker 1: This is a bee. Yeah, that's tough. Would your dad

182
00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:28,400
Speaker 1: have been proud of this? Why did they save this?

183
00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,640
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just in one of my albums.

184
00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,680
Speaker 2: My dad probably wasn't proud of it. He used to

185
00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:38,600
Speaker 2: hide in the bushes, It's true.

186
00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:39,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

187
00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:43,559
Speaker 2: I watched me play and I couldn't see him, and

188
00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,480
Speaker 2: all I would hear was his comments like hit harder,

189
00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:51,240
Speaker 2: more killer instinct from the bushes, from the MUSHes, and

190
00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,199
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh my god, my dad's here somewhere.

191
00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,640
Speaker 1: This is so camouflage.

192
00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,800
Speaker 2: No, he's just dark skins.

193
00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,320
Speaker 1: You couldn't see him in the bush. So why is

194
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,640
Speaker 1: he hiding in the bushes? Was there no refer to to?

195
00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,840
Speaker 2: I think he just wanted to put me off right.

196
00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:08,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad used to hide in the bushes outside

197
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,679
Speaker 1: the tennis courts at our high school, but for very

198
00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:11,480
Speaker 1: different reasons.

199
00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:17,720
Speaker 2: Mister doctor goldstin doctor ghosted.

200
00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't go to five years of medical school

201
00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,720
Speaker 1: to be called mister when he's in his trench coat

202
00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:29,880
Speaker 1: outside the tennis courts, bring back the flasher. You never

203
00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,600
Speaker 1: see him anymore? Yeah, so all right, Yeah, this is

204
00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,240
Speaker 1: the laffy Tennis Center. Good for them. The coaching report

205
00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,400
Speaker 1: and it was signed off by Ken Labor. This is huge.

206
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,040
Speaker 1: We'll put her on the wall. Good tactical ability.

207
00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:44,600
Speaker 2: That's good.

208
00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,320
Speaker 1: That is good.

209
00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,360
Speaker 2: I'm happy with that, I know.

210
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,280
Speaker 1: And then this is all kind of good advice. Move

211
00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:53,200
Speaker 1: side on to the volley. That's all fair enough. I

212
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,880
Speaker 1: think this is more of a bat plus.

213
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,560
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'll take it.

214
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,400
Speaker 1: But I'd still I would still be disappointed.

215
00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:02,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not best in the class, that's for sure.

216
00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:08,439
Speaker 2: This is quite serious though, this show. There's some serious

217
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:09,120
Speaker 2: segments in it.

218
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't wait we do. I guess. There's

219
00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:14,959
Speaker 1: some thoughtful, sophisticated segments on this show throughout the AO,

220
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:25,359
Speaker 1: none more so than this one. I was not expecting

221
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:30,959
Speaker 1: that that sounded like Arnie chop On.

222
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,920
Speaker 2: This is a segment obviously called whose grunt is this?

223
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,320
Speaker 1: Whose grunt is this? We'll be going through various grunts

224
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,240
Speaker 1: and if you could pick the player, where do you win?

225
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,800
Speaker 1: Exactly more grunts?

226
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,400
Speaker 2: You can email us and tell us you pick the player?

227
00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,520
Speaker 1: Well, should we do well? Reply? Should we do a

228
00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:54,760
Speaker 1: couple of test grunts? Yes? All right, let me see

229
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,800
Speaker 1: if you can tell me who this girl. I don't

230
00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,120
Speaker 1: even know who it is, so I'll be playing as well.

231
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:05,920
Speaker 1: First grunt? Mm, should we do it again?

232
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh?

233
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:13,080
Speaker 1: Is that? I know who it is is? No? One

234
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:17,960
Speaker 1: more time. He's been called out for this. People have

235
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:22,520
Speaker 1: made memes and they write that as b w e

236
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:32,520
Speaker 1: h exclamation point. What I know who it is? Should

237
00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:39,440
Speaker 1: I say? Yeah? That is Andre rube Lev correct? Whoa mike?

238
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,720
Speaker 1: What so that?

239
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,320
Speaker 2: That's that's how he says.

240
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,320
Speaker 1: It's another thing he's been made fun of because they

241
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:52,080
Speaker 1: reckon he's saying, it becomes in the pod. Yeah, so

242
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:57,839
Speaker 1: I got the first grunt? Not too boe boy?

243
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:58,480
Speaker 2: Are we good?

244
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,120
Speaker 1: We'll do one more as a tester, but we have

245
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:08,920
Speaker 1: many more grunts to come. One more grunt? Can you

246
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:15,480
Speaker 1: go again? Okay? So that starts as a do you

247
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:20,840
Speaker 1: think that's a dude or not? No? That ends like

248
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:29,200
Speaker 1: a higher pitched one more time. Okay, I think this

249
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:36,560
Speaker 1: is a deep cut. You might not know this well.

250
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:40,760
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she's retired, But I just I have

251
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:46,280
Speaker 1: that low grunt to the high imprinted in my memory

252
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:50,600
Speaker 1: from watching a lot of matches from at least six

253
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,760
Speaker 1: or seven years ago. Does that help it all? I

254
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:58,480
Speaker 1: don't think you'll get Yeah, I think this is Francesca

255
00:13:59,160 --> 00:13:59,959
Speaker 1: Skia Vona.

256
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:06,000
Speaker 2: What did you put these grunts together?

257
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:10,920
Speaker 1: I did not. I did not do the grunt compilation. Wow,

258
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:14,480
Speaker 1: I just in my spare time listen to grunts in

259
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:19,960
Speaker 1: isolation to prepare from the bushes. I get in the

260
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:25,280
Speaker 1: bushes and I just I'm a big grunk guy. Never

261
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,320
Speaker 1: knew that about you. They used to call me Michael Grunstein.

262
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:39,320
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool, that is cool the first time. Welcome

263
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,960
Speaker 1: to the segment. We are calling.

264
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:46,120
Speaker 2: Headline Calls famously made that one up.

265
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:52,320
Speaker 1: Thank you, Michael, use my phone name please, Sorry Michael, No, God,

266
00:14:52,440 --> 00:15:00,080
Speaker 1: damn sorry, thank you Headline Calls. This is all the

267
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,360
Speaker 1: news going on in the tennis world at the moment.

268
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,120
Speaker 1: There's a lot to cover, a lot of drama. Yeah,

269
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:10,640
Speaker 1: we're in the opening week right now of the Australian Open.

270
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:15,600
Speaker 1: There's tournaments obviously happening in the lead up the I

271
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,280
Speaker 1: guess it was a tournament. It was more of an

272
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,920
Speaker 1: exhibition match. Yeah, it wasn't a tournament at all. The

273
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,800
Speaker 1: Battle of the Sexes happened at the end of twenty

274
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:28,840
Speaker 1: twenty five. Nick Kurrios versus Arena, Sabolenka, did you watch

275
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:29,400
Speaker 1: any of it?

276
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,560
Speaker 2: I watched the highlight. I watched a mini match.

277
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,680
Speaker 1: A mini match, Yeah, what is it? What's your takeaway?

278
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,280
Speaker 2: Look, it was entertaining. I think it did what it

279
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,000
Speaker 2: was meant to do. I mean, I don't love the concept.

280
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:43,240
Speaker 2: I didn't like that her court was smaller, right, I

281
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,440
Speaker 2: felt that you could have just played normal court.

282
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:49,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, hers was nine percent smaller, which is in keeping

283
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:54,640
Speaker 1: with the peg. The pay gap, yeah, is it?

284
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,480
Speaker 2: But generally the pay gap.

285
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,760
Speaker 1: The pay gap and then the it was six three

286
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,360
Speaker 1: six three to Curyos. So how do you feel that

287
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,120
Speaker 1: the patriarchy is back?

288
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,000
Speaker 2: Oh, they're back in a big way.

289
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:11,680
Speaker 1: I don't think they have a left I think, honestly,

290
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,440
Speaker 1: this was not a great look for anybody.

291
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:19,120
Speaker 2: No, but I think it did like they're managed by

292
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,760
Speaker 2: the same people. Their management put this event on and

293
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,640
Speaker 2: then everyone was talking about it. Yeah, so tick done that.

294
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:26,760
Speaker 2: They did the job.

295
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:32,000
Speaker 1: So for promo resh yeah, but for women's tennis maybe.

296
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,920
Speaker 2: Not maybe not so great.

297
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:37,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean I just think, you know, Curios being

298
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,960
Speaker 1: whatever he is in the world six hundred and seventy one,

299
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,240
Speaker 1: playing the world number one, But it was they were

300
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,320
Speaker 1: just messing around out there.

301
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I feel like they're quite friendly.

302
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

303
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:50,160
Speaker 2: Also to the other thing is, yeah, not a good

304
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,320
Speaker 2: look for women's tennis, But we can't keep telling women

305
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,080
Speaker 2: what to do if she wants to play the game,

306
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,360
Speaker 2: play the game. True.

307
00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:00,600
Speaker 1: She was all in, yeah, I guess, and.

308
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,560
Speaker 2: Probably got a pretty good paycheck from it.

309
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but got paid nine percent less.

310
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,760
Speaker 2: Yeah the losers feet.

311
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,239
Speaker 1: Ah. Yeah, so the battle of the sexes happened. I

312
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:16,520
Speaker 1: don't know what if it was necessary, and it was

313
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,680
Speaker 1: it was just a big paycheck for both of them

314
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,359
Speaker 1: and then just kind of screwing around out there. But

315
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,840
Speaker 1: I'm just happy to know that, you know, men, men

316
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,520
Speaker 1: are superior, are superior. Yeah.

317
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,840
Speaker 2: Also, the other big news story was that Nairobi tournament.

318
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:37,640
Speaker 1: Mm true with the wild card, Yes, the it F

319
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:41,119
Speaker 1: Nairobi tournament. The lot of people are calling this the

320
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,920
Speaker 1: wild card that got in the ray gun of tennis.

321
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great analogy.

322
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think so. Yeah, it's a low

323
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,199
Speaker 1: key flex here. She is she is. I mean, she

324
00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:53,360
Speaker 1: just looks like she's going to.

325
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,960
Speaker 2: The gym, I go on a power walk. I don't

326
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,639
Speaker 2: think it's not her first time.

327
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:04,960
Speaker 1: No, and I feel like if someone filmed me, I

328
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,880
Speaker 1: would look like this on a few shots.

329
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,680
Speaker 2: I think you look better than this. She's still got

330
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,879
Speaker 2: her spectacles on what were regular glasses.

331
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,119
Speaker 1: She's not even put in contacts. Yeah, what about the

332
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:17,640
Speaker 1: other girl?

333
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,879
Speaker 2: Like, would she stayed pretty calm throughout all this?

334
00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:24,200
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, because she's like she only lost three points.

335
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,560
Speaker 1: I think that was two double faults on her end

336
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:30,080
Speaker 1: and then maybe one unforced air and then you'd be like, sweet,

337
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,120
Speaker 1: I'm through to the second round, Like this is just

338
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,440
Speaker 1: like a walkover basically, and then I mean it's gone

339
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,359
Speaker 1: crazy fires.

340
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,000
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny. It's also not a good look for

341
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:39,960
Speaker 2: women's tennis.

342
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,960
Speaker 1: Women's tennis is really taking a beating. I would do

343
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:50,639
Speaker 1: a Battle of the sexes against that wildcad that's like

344
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:54,320
Speaker 1: the only one. So let us know if someone has

345
00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:58,040
Speaker 1: the contact details for the wild card player and Iirobi

346
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:02,040
Speaker 1: and we'll get her on the show. We Curios has

347
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,679
Speaker 1: pulled out of the Australian Open Singles More Curios News.

348
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,399
Speaker 1: I think he always was going to.

349
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm okay with that. Yeah, I want to see

350
00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:14,639
Speaker 2: the doubles. Him playing doubles is yeah, special case, the

351
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,399
Speaker 2: special case.

352
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,080
Speaker 1: That's fun.

353
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, if he can conserve his energy for that.

354
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:26,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did they love the nickname the special case, did they? Yeah?

355
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,760
Speaker 1: If they had, if they add a third player with

356
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,680
Speaker 1: a caw.

357
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,480
Speaker 2: And where all what with a special match hood?

358
00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:41,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean then they could be a Kardashian. That's

359
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,720
Speaker 1: what I was going for. But I think you took

360
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:48,560
Speaker 1: it in a different direction, Lizzie, who always problematic? Am

361
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,679
Speaker 1: I really? Yeah? So he's out of the singles. I

362
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,760
Speaker 1: think he wasn't you know, going to be a match

363
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,480
Speaker 1: fit to play five setters? And but the wild card

364
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,600
Speaker 1: went to stan Varenka, who I'm a huge which is

365
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,880
Speaker 1: that's cool? That rules?

366
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that was well. Curios said he wanted

367
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,240
Speaker 2: to give up his spot for someone more deserving, more

368
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,560
Speaker 2: you know, young and up and comers coming through.

369
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:15,080
Speaker 1: But I reckon it was young up and comers stan Varenka,

370
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,240
Speaker 1: who I thought it had already retire. Yeah, this is

371
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,600
Speaker 1: his last year. Yeah, man, get around stand the man.

372
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:26,760
Speaker 1: I'm thinking hopefully he gets hopefully third.

373
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:30,359
Speaker 2: He looks all right. He played the United.

374
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,920
Speaker 1: He played the United Cup, So that just happened. I mean.

375
00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:36,760
Speaker 1: In very recent tennis news, the United Cup was won

376
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:41,320
Speaker 1: by Poland last night e Svantek and Huby her Cats

377
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,359
Speaker 1: her Cats? Yes, yes, do you like Huby? Yeah? I

378
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:49,000
Speaker 1: like him? Yeah. Have you heard him speak? It's like

379
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:53,440
Speaker 1: Polish Ray Romano. It is like, well, I just think

380
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,920
Speaker 1: there are other players were they played very good in

381
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:08,200
Speaker 1: de Yeah, we'll get him on us. If you met

382
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 1: a man named Hubert, would that be a deal breaker?

383
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,600
Speaker 2: I don't think so, especially if he's Polish.

384
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what would like to come with me for dinner?

385
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,159
Speaker 1: Let that girl that.

386
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 2: Your white truck like your big color in my country

387
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,520
Speaker 2: colors small.

388
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:42,679
Speaker 1: So Poland won the United Cup last night and also

389
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:48,120
Speaker 1: the Brisbane tournament. Medvedev is back. He's looking good, He's

390
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 1: looking like he's in form. He's also starting to embrace

391
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 1: his baldness a little more. Well, yeah, it comes for

392
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:55,280
Speaker 1: us all.

393
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:59,479
Speaker 2: Well yeah, are there any tournaments in Turkey coming up?

394
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 1: Oh? Maybe, yeah, we should have a segment.

395
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 2: Who then who's gonna make the second round?

396
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 1: They get the surgery on day one at the tournament

397
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,479
Speaker 1: and they have to compete in the rest of the

398
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 1: tournament wearing a diaper on with those marks. Oh gosh.

399
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: MEMBERV won the Brisbane Tournament and the lead up to

400
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 1: the AO, taking out Brandon Nakashima, an American player, and

401
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:40,920
Speaker 1: then the women. Sable Anka dominated the whole tournament. I think, dominating,

402
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 1: always dominating. She's my favorite for the AO. I like her.

403
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like CoCom to see Coco.

404
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: Win, Okay, yeah, I don't as Coco hasn't won this before.

405
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,879
Speaker 1: She's won the US and she's won the French.

406
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 2: She looks serious.

407
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,640
Speaker 1: She does look serious.

408
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 2: She looks like she's real focus, real zoned in.

409
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I think she would be good to see

410
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: go far. But I think Sabolenca is the hot favorite. Yeah.

411
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 1: We're not encouraging people to bet, but if you do

412
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 1: Sabolenka Ceblenka, Yeah, and if you lose, that's on you. Yeah,

413
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 1: bet response kind of responsibly. Ah yeah, So I'm looking

414
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: forward to the doubles with Coconakas and kyriosed well, they

415
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: had that.

416
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 2: They were at the Brisbane International as well.

417
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, they went out early though, I think.

418
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, they won their first game and then they went

419
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 2: out to some frenchmen. I remember their names. This is

420
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 2: the kind of intel I've bring him.

421
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,120
Speaker 1: They were French.

422
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,439
Speaker 2: They played well, they beat the Special Case, but after

423
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 2: Cokakis's first game. That was his first That doubles game

424
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 2: was his first game back since having surgery. So that

425
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,040
Speaker 2: was his first game back in twenty twenty five. He

426
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 2: hadn't played for a year.

427
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: Wow, and he cried, he cried.

428
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 2: We love to see a king cry. It's beautiful, it's

429
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 2: good for women.

430
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 1: Well, he cried, but he's also playing with a dead

431
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 1: man's ligament in his chest.

432
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had a peck operation. Yeah, and he got

433
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 2: a cadava tendon from someone's achilles inserted into his peck.

434
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 1: Wow, So who is that guy?

435
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 2: That's who I want to know, is who is the

436
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:28,440
Speaker 2: dead man that we can attribute Coki Nascus has come back.

437
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 1: To Yeah, and you'd want like a.

438
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 2: Some sort of pluck on your gravestone exactly.

439
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: He owes any coming victory.

440
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 2: Most of my body in this ground except my achilles,

441
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 2: which can be found.

442
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 1: My chest achilles. If you could have any dead person's

443
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: body part, who and why i'd have?

444
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 2: I think i'd have piano players fingers. Okay, what about you, Mike,

445
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 2: if you wanted a dead man's body part or dead

446
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 2: woman's oh.

447
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 1: Dead one.

448
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 2: Equal opportunity opportunity famously.

449
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 1: Right, I think I would take Margaret Thatcher's brain. No, no, no,

450
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 1: not at all. I think any person's body part for

451
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 1: my own dead would have to be. I would do

452
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe's personality. He's going to be mister present that

453
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 1: anyone else that you would do well.

454
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson's feet, I would do this.

455
00:25:51,680 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: Right. I was worried you're going to say Michael Jackson's hands, Lizzie.

456
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: Another segment we'll be doing for pod Labor or Arena

457
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: will be fashioned Please.

458
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 2: We're going to be out in the grounds.

459
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: Too, are Now we're going to be judging people.

460
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, and talking to you and giving you real time feedbus.

461
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: I've seen a few interesting fits already, I have.

462
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 2: I've seen some great ones.

463
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: And then for our listeners, this is Stefano Sits a

464
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 1: pass turning up to the Adelaide Airport dressed in a

465
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: leopard print ensemble.

466
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 2: Brown leopard print.

467
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: What do you think? Wow? This is it?

468
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,879
Speaker 2: You know what it looks like is he had a

469
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 2: one night stamp like an older woman and he had

470
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 2: to get out really quickly, and he's like, just grab

471
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 2: the fuzzing easel and he's like.

472
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: Well this will do. Yeah. So he's thinking he stole

473
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 1: this from like an Miami grandmother. Yeah for sure.

474
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 2: Honestly we have the same clothes algorithm on the iconic

475
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 2: always pops up for me.

476
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: The flare at the bottom y is wild. It does

477
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: look very uh.

478
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 2: I like it. I don't mind it. It does look

479
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 2: like fun mom doing school pickup. She's recently divorced.

480
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, loves the rose.

481
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, she's trying to get it like she still

482
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 2: parties on the weekend.

483
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: Still parties on the weekend, loves cutting loose those flares.

484
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: They should make them play in that So I mean, okay,

485
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: do you think since a pass outfit leading the charge

486
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: not a fashion faux pae, I don't.

487
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to give it an eight out of ten. Yeah,

488
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 2: eight out of ten. Brilliant, Yes, eight out of ten.

489
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: Pipa hides of course, our sponsor, our sponsor for the podcast.

490
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: We've got a bit of a mystery one here for

491
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: the fashion Police.

492
00:27:54,040 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 2: Weird we got Oh look, I agree that is brilliant.

493
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: Okay.

494
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 2: What we're seeing is a lady in a boda hat

495
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 2: is that what you can boda hat? And she's put

496
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 2: AstroTurf all over it and made it into a court.

497
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 2: It's I'm into it.

498
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

499
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 2: I love that she got the glue gun out and

500
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 2: she went crazy.

501
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: It's crafty, it's very crafty. Did you wear that? I

502
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 1: think I would, just because it's it's so bit barbershop,

503
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: barbershop quartety yeah. So yeah. This is the opening week

504
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: of the Australian Open Heaps going on the musical acts

505
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: including Presets and Hot Chip and others.

506
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 2: Yes, that's pretty cool.

507
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: It is pretty cool mid two thousand. I'm looking forward

508
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,959
Speaker 1: to and others.

509
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you want to be an and other day.

510
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: I've seen plenty of comedy posters where I'm and more.

511
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,719
Speaker 2: Oh is there a sad button?

512
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: Is there like a yeah? Sore? Looking forward to that.

513
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 2: So you know what I'm looking forward to. I've never

514
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 2: had before.

515
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: What's a shake shack? Wow? I never had it? Never never.

516
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna love it? Yeah? What can I expect? You

517
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: can expect diabetes? Diabetes, Our major sponsor will give you diabetes.

518
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: Your foot will fall off you sorry, shake check mouth

519
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: watering burgers, and then obviously some of the best milkshakes

520
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: you've ever had.

521
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 2: Do you think they'll have milk alternatives? I should not

522
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 2: be drinking any fool cream milkshake.

523
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: Shake Check actually described the portable toilet that once you're.

524
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 2: Once you're done, that's where you go and you're out

525
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 2: the side of a portal shaking.

526
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, the cheeseburgers are fantastic and it's going to

527
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: pair well with a piper hide seat.

528
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 2: I think it will actually a bit of champagne cheeseburger.

529
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: Why not. That's the best of both worlds.

530
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 2: And the other thing happening this week, which I'm going

531
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 2: to watch on Wednesday night is the one million dollar

532
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 2: one point Slam. Properly, I think so, yeah, one million dollars.

533
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. The one million dollar one point Slam

534
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: is on. It is amazing. It's basically, everyone plays one

535
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: point and if you win the one point, you can

536
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: move on to the next round of the tournament. Everyone's

537
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: competing in it, pros, amateurs, celebrities, celebrities, yes, I think

538
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: Karl Stefanovic.

539
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 2: So I've seen the clips from last year's one point

540
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 2: Slam and the pro players get really nervous, right because

541
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 2: they don't want it because they can they can only

542
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 2: hit one serve, so if they fault on the first serve,

543
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 2: that's it.

544
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: The amateurs are playing in this. So this is a

545
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: lot of people from clubs.

546
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: They've been vetted, they've been they have gone through the competition.

547
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: I know they're better than the wild card player from

548
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: Nairobi can guarantee. Yeah, so anyone amateurs pros. I mean basically,

549
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: you could have some guy from the Laffey's Tennis center

550
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: playing Alcoraz in the final.

551
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, mister Laffie, mister Laffi. He would actually do pretty well.

552
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, and your dad will be watching from my dad.

553
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 2: Who could give it a shot?

554
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, get him in there, I know. So. Yeah, the

555
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: one million dollars one point slam, and off the back

556
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: of that, we are doing our own little one point

557
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: slam in studio. In studio, we have our own little

558
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: makeshift ping pong table over there. I would describe it.

559
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 2: It's the size of a small door, small door, so

560
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 2: it's quite narrow, yes, but long.

561
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: We actually took that off of Grant ten years dressing room.

562
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: He's very angry. He is angry. Now he has to

563
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: get changed in the everyone season to decide who's serving

564
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: in the one point slam. They're doing rock paper scissors. Yeah,

565
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. Yeah, for a million bucks. I starting it

566
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: with rock paper sure, and I say paper rock scissors.

567
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: By the way, yeah, what do you say this? Paper rock?

568
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: So we have all three permutations paper rock, rock, paper scissors.

569
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: Now it's some yeah, right in and tell us what you.

570
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 2: Think it is.

571
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: There's only three genders, rock papers. And we will be

572
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: doing the same for our pick pok turners. Not only

573
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: will we be playing one point slams in.

574
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 2: Here every day, every episode.

575
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: Every episode, right, and we're going to keep tally somehow.

576
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: Maybe ace Man can be across that. Yeah. And then

577
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: we will be challenging our.

578
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 2: Guests, yes, and some hopefully some very important tennis guests. Yes,

579
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 2: we can actually play against. That'll be pretty cool.

580
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: I know. And you want to play against get fed? Yes.

581
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 1: They're all crazy competitive though, so if they lose in

582
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: this little ping pong match.

583
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the table will throw them there.

584
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, So should we do the inaugural one

585
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: point slam between us and decide who's going to serve

586
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: by rock paper scissors? Do you have a strategy? Yeah?

587
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 2: I say what I'm going to do before.

588
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: I do it, So you saying what you're going to do, yeah,

589
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: and then I throw you with something else. But now

590
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: that I've told you, because but now maybe you're playing

591
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: mind games and what you say you get, you're actually

592
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: gonna do. Okay, so I have to take that into

593
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Okay, I'm gonna go rock whoa ready

594
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 1: on three? Who all tangled up? Ready?

595
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 2: God?

596
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:26,919
Speaker 1: Yes? All right, So Lizzie serve And should we play

597
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: it pain pong style or should we pay? Alright? So

598
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: any listeners who are or anybody watching who's not familiar

599
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:34,720
Speaker 1: with pain.

600
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 2: Pong otherwise called sting pong pong.

601
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: Yes, uh, the losing player the winning player gets to

602
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: hit the ball at them their back as hard as

603
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: they can. Yes.

604
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 2: And we've done a few practice rounds.

605
00:34:50,920 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: Already, and I have some Weltz and I plan on suing. Yeah.

606
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like like I'm hanging out like h