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<v Speaker 1>Flex and Frooms, Flex and Frooms. This is the Flex

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<v Speaker 1>and Frooms catch up podcast, Happy Tuesday, tenth of October

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<v Speaker 1>on Today's show, Papers as rocks, paper rock, rock, paper scissors.

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<v Speaker 1>Either way, eat my aus. We're going to get to

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom of that. And there's a video of it

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<v Speaker 1>on social media. Hopefully you find it entertaining.

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<v Speaker 2>MAMMAE can I listen to Flex and Frooms Flex and

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<v Speaker 2>froms Okata.

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<v Speaker 1>We have heard the jokes okay boomer okay, boomer boomers

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<v Speaker 1>XYZ boomers x y z. It's time that we redress

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<v Speaker 1>this inequality miss ag ism and look at the facts,

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<v Speaker 1>the hard facts, and that is that Gen Z people

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<v Speaker 1>are being scammed at a higher rate than boomers as now,

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<v Speaker 1>can you believe it?

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<v Speaker 2>Flex? That is very surprising to be growing up with

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<v Speaker 2>the Internet, to be so savvy on how the Internet works,

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<v Speaker 2>learning all these micro languages and different ways of being

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<v Speaker 2>to interact with people, and you're getting scammed at a

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<v Speaker 2>higher rate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. They've just overtaken older Australians as the nation's most

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<v Speaker 1>financially impacted age demographic, so Gen Z age between eighteen

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<v Speaker 1>and twenty five are most likely to fall for these scams,

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<v Speaker 1>with twenty three percent of zoomers revealing their personal information

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<v Speaker 1>or money has been swindled when using an online marketplace.

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<v Speaker 1>Not marketplace, just say marketplace, just say it so. In

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty two, scam has managed to swindle over three

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<v Speaker 1>billion dollars from Australians, with Gen Z millennials emerging as

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<v Speaker 1>the primary targets even though they're considered more tech savvy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an eighty percent raise on the year prior. Washing

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<v Speaker 1>scams top the list eighty percent, remote access scams, threats

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<v Speaker 1>involving life for arrest, identity theft scams, employment related scams,

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<v Speaker 1>online shopping scams, and classified add scams. They all add up. Obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking straight away Facebook, Mark club Place with There

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<v Speaker 1>was a little period about six months ago where a

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<v Speaker 1>guy would be like, Yeah, I want to buy this thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and then my cousin's coming in ten minutes, like can

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<v Speaker 1>you wire me the money or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand those text based phishing skills where you think

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting a text message from oz Post about your

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<v Speaker 2>new package, you clink the link to follow the follow

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<v Speaker 2>the tracking. I get that. You know when you get

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<v Speaker 2>a text message from someone pretending to be the ato

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<v Speaker 2>pretending to be medicare pretending to whoever like those ones

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<v Speaker 2>feel like, oh okay, I can understand everything else though, hmmm,

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<v Speaker 2>so what do we do with this information? For me, be.

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<v Speaker 1>Cautious of deals that seem too good to be true.

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<v Speaker 1>Bargains are enticing, but if something is advertised as an

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<v Speaker 1>unbelievably low price, verified its authenticity. This happens in my

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<v Speaker 1>experience with home wears online. Like you'll see a beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>lamp on TikTok or like in the side of an

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<v Speaker 1>article and you'll click it. This has happened to my mum,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was something that I sent her. So I'm meditated.

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<v Speaker 1>I have been a victim of the scam, victim by proxy.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly was her money. You typically shouldn't have to and

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<v Speaker 1>you feel stupid when that happens.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't relate, but I imagine you will. I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I had, actually like second embarrassment. You typically shouldn't send

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<v Speaker 1>money to receive funds. That sounds obvious, but there have

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<v Speaker 1>been times where I have almost been enticed. Banks generally

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<v Speaker 1>do not require you a little.

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<v Speaker 2>Bit of trade. If you send me five hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 2>of you a thousand dollars gift card.

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<v Speaker 1>Just buy this Semmon gift card off me. Okay, exercise caution.

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<v Speaker 1>We're making electronic payments because PAYID is a legitimate payment method.

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<v Speaker 1>It's managed by banks. So if something goes all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you won't receive an email asking like verify your pay ID.

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<v Speaker 1>You will never get that from a bank. Verify the

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<v Speaker 1>credibility of the buyer or seller. So if they've got

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<v Speaker 1>no profile information, you can probably assume that something's not

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<v Speaker 1>quite right. Scrutinize what you're asked to download A click,

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<v Speaker 1>oh our download stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>Willy nilly, do you know what the thing is? I

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<v Speaker 2>think this is a consequence of not having enough distance

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<v Speaker 2>from the Internet and tech because everything we watch kind

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<v Speaker 2>of gets filtered with the same eyes entertainment. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think that we're trained enough to view to be discerning

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<v Speaker 2>about information individually, because how we use our phone is

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<v Speaker 2>mostly allegedly. We trust a lot of things that come

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<v Speaker 2>from it. It's our source of oneness and entertainment. I

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<v Speaker 2>think when you get a bit of distance, like, for example,

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<v Speaker 2>when someone sends me a screenshot and says, hey, is

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<v Speaker 2>this sus I could immediately be like, oh, wait, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that doesn't look right to me. Getting some distance in

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<v Speaker 2>this stuff really helps. But also people need to I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna say people need I found it helpful

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<v Speaker 2>talking more. What I say by this is like, for example,

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<v Speaker 2>talking to a friend the other day who got a

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<v Speaker 2>text message from TNT Express. We've been talking for weeks

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<v Speaker 2>about like how we're not shopping as much and being

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<v Speaker 2>more mindful of purchases. So I was like, why would

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<v Speaker 2>you get a message from TNT when you hadn't shopped

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<v Speaker 2>for anything. It was a scam, but you think I

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<v Speaker 2>might have the goodye that I forgot about. That's why

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying, because we talked more, she was able to

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<v Speaker 2>be like I knew what she was doing in her life.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew because imagine if you're here, like I'm furnishing

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<v Speaker 2>a hap, you don't tell me he's getting scam left,

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<v Speaker 2>right and center. Now a steple, check what you been

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<v Speaker 2>looking at recently? How's that going?

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<v Speaker 1>What I do is when I order stuff, I'll write

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<v Speaker 1>it a list in my phone. Just this the final thing,

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<v Speaker 1>which is actually a call to action of what you

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<v Speaker 1>guys can do if you are falling victim to a scam.

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<v Speaker 1>Reported to the A Triple C's scam Watch websites or

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<v Speaker 1>website called scam Watch.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done this, really, did I not tell you?

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<v Speaker 1>No, babe?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? Really quickly. So when I was finishing

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<v Speaker 2>my Hope Art House, majority of what I bought I

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<v Speaker 2>either got handmade or I got it from Facebook marketplace.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I kept getting these ads to one of

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<v Speaker 2>those really cool like interior design companies where everything is

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<v Speaker 2>like computer computer rendered and not real, but it come

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<v Speaker 2>up heaps off and I saw other influencers promoters. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, surely it must be real. I bought

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<v Speaker 2>a big amount of stuff and they'd even set me

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<v Speaker 2>like progress photos of it being made. But then it

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<v Speaker 2>just never came. After months, and I would call them,

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<v Speaker 2>call them, call them. Then they would call me and

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<v Speaker 2>be like, oh my god, yes, it's it's coming coming.

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<v Speaker 2>And then one day I was like, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna like storm the office. No, storm the office.

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<v Speaker 2>It was apparently in Surrey Hills. When I went to

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<v Speaker 2>go check the address, it wasn't in Surrey Hills. Their

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<v Speaker 2>land light and disconnected the whole thing anyway, So then

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<v Speaker 2>I reported them to the A Triple C. This whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember I was at Hayman Island luxury resort doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like a baddy slay. Anyway, fully reported them

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<v Speaker 2>to a Triple C. The racy either contacted them and

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<v Speaker 2>then they refounder the money straight away. Yep, okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>you can get a refund. Well, not from a Triple C.

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<v Speaker 2>The scammers were like, we wasn't a scam. We were

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<v Speaker 2>gonna deliver it to you. You just like you blew

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<v Speaker 2>out loads blah blah blah. But then I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>give me the money.

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<v Speaker 1>Bob, give me the bloody money. Paper scissors rock. It's

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<v Speaker 1>as old as time itself in terms of brokering deals

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<v Speaker 1>in the playground and beyond. I was in New York

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<v Speaker 1>the other day. It's giving freaking flyer. For some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>around this big table of like ten people, we decided

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<v Speaker 1>to do paper sciss as rock. I don't remember what

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<v Speaker 1>we were rocking off, but we did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Even that term rocking off, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it sexual? Isn't it? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Please continue?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know. So I said, paper scissors rock.

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<v Speaker 1>I put it on my story. Why am I getting

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<v Speaker 1>blowback in the DM.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm already confused with how you're approaching this topic.

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<v Speaker 2>Very serious, to be honest. Okay, well, it's scissors paper rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Paper scissors rock was never what it was. It's scissars

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<v Speaker 2>paper rock. You're crazy scissors paper rock.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would it be scissors paper rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Why wouldn't it be Caissar's paper rock.

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<v Speaker 1>It's paper scissors rock.

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<v Speaker 2>It's serious. It's a gradation. It's like slow picking up speed,

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<v Speaker 2>like climax. That's the vibe siss paper rock. It's climactic,

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<v Speaker 2>goes up. It's not papers rock. That's very brutish for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna add a little bit of a cultural context

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<v Speaker 1>lens to this glancation because it is uncreated. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>are from New South Wales, corect and that's quite literally

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<v Speaker 1>New South Wales thing. Every single person who says is

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<v Speaker 1>paper rock. I got on the profile Sydney moti A

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<v Speaker 1>give him monibil prima score paper scissars rock. But here's

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<v Speaker 1>a few other techniques very suggested Scissar's paper rock, like

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<v Speaker 1>the deep.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just play a game three two one go paper.

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<v Speaker 2>This is cross cultural barriers.

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<v Speaker 1>They do crop up from time to time on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Mickey, Let's play ready three to one. Go cissus, paper rock,

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<v Speaker 2>get out. That's fluid.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, come on, so you get girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Paper okayper three okay, ready three to one, goss Rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Get to the bar and there it is, and there

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<v Speaker 2>it is. It doesn't work. It was always paper rock.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't need more than one.

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<v Speaker 1>Go anyway, Guys, tonight go home to your family and

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<v Speaker 1>play the game and see the hurt larity ensue you

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<v Speaker 1>with friends on.

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<v Speaker 4>Cater Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for flexies.

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<v Speaker 2>Big question of the week, I ask you a question.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be like a moral dilemma or something that

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<v Speaker 2>has been just tickling at the edges of my brain

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<v Speaker 2>and I just want to know what you think and

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<v Speaker 2>why you think that way. So this question in particular

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<v Speaker 2>is a little secret one from a new edition of

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<v Speaker 2>my conversation card game Reflex. It's the fourth game, and

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<v Speaker 2>I really ate with this question, So listening is open comprehension.

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<v Speaker 2>Hats on. The question is if it was possible to

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<v Speaker 2>love every single person in the world like you had

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<v Speaker 2>the capacity to love them romantically, platonically, professionally, how would

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<v Speaker 2>you then pick your partner if you knew that everybody

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<v Speaker 2>was really an option? How would you pick me? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just posting the question, don't answer, just yeah. I

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<v Speaker 2>see you thinking though and I like that. What I

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<v Speaker 2>will say is that we are going to post this

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<v Speaker 2>question as well on our Instagram story. It's flex and rooms.

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<v Speaker 2>You can put your thoughts, in your feelings into the

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<v Speaker 2>question box in particular, and then on Thursday we're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>reveal all of your answers and see if there's like

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<v Speaker 2>a common denominator. I have a feeling. Actually no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna faint. I'm gonna try. They're gonna pick, well, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna pick with your heart, your mind, and your soul.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you what I think on Thursday?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, because I don't want people to listen to this

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<v Speaker 2>and just steal your answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>It happened. Alagiarism is real, It's very real.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty five Actually good Tinder Bios. There's an article from

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<v Speaker 1>Cosmo that our dear Mickeyani has brought in to make

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<v Speaker 1>we'd like to make sure that our listeners are informed

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<v Speaker 1>best quality you can have is my girlfriend being able

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<v Speaker 1>to tell me what moved your show. That one actor

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<v Speaker 1>is from on board, second one not from a family

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<v Speaker 1>that runs five k's on holidays. If I love that, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's good. This is really I think this is just

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<v Speaker 1>as important as asking someone if they're a Simpsons person,

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<v Speaker 1>because it will dictate how much you guys have in common.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, but that was my religion growing up free,

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<v Speaker 1>seeking something casual, like a life altering love affair that

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<v Speaker 1>forever shifts our understanding the world, in our place in it,

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<v Speaker 1>and makes us question the very nature of love it self. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing serious. I don't want anyone talking about love or romance.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see Yeah, I want to see you

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<v Speaker 1>do it in real such exactly four. We could talk

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<v Speaker 1>to our therapists about one another controversial take.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw you tick that one and you like that. No,

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<v Speaker 4>you are the same person said not to mention therapy

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<v Speaker 4>on dating. I'm ticking it off, saying done. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>have to say that out loud again, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Could talk to out the about each other. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to know. Okay five, if you haven't a side

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<v Speaker 1>about me about the social dynamics of the party we're at,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>And that just means that you're not interested in a

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<v Speaker 1>otherpological things, which is not cool in our show. Here

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<v Speaker 1>are some edgy bios.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they giving these us these bios as in like

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<v Speaker 2>repurpose them because they they're good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, But that's the issue with dating apps is that

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<v Speaker 2>when you scroll through all of these bios of seemingly

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<v Speaker 2>different peoples, they're all like poor versions of the one

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<v Speaker 2>you saw just before. And you know, you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this is like it's a sixth sense,

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<v Speaker 2>but you can match someone's humor, especially internet humor, to

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<v Speaker 2>what they look like and the photos that they're showing you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all a specific language. And I know when someone's

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<v Speaker 2>plagiarizing their jokes, yeah, you know, because like people are

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<v Speaker 2>so good at being charismatic virtually in a way they

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<v Speaker 2>can't alsen back up in real life. And I see

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<v Speaker 2>it too many times.

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<v Speaker 1>You're see it right now, you know, it's no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not true.

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<v Speaker 2>You're so charming. But you see those people, they know

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<v Speaker 2>the right memes to use, the right photos to use,

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<v Speaker 2>the right emojis to use, and then you meet them

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<v Speaker 2>in real life and you're like, oh, you were putting

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<v Speaker 2>on a mask and you didn't even know, and it's slipping.

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<v Speaker 2>It's slipping. Please read out some more.

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely do masking other ways, so don't worry. It

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<v Speaker 1>happens to the best of us. Sorry, but I actually

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<v Speaker 1>don't care that much about your dog. No, that is

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<v Speaker 1>a horrible that's rude. Even that's rude. Even I know

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<v Speaker 1>that's rude. Really mean, we could ruin each other's lives together.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very twenty seventeen.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're telling in yourself with that one. You're really

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<v Speaker 2>telling yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking for someone who will never ever suggests we go

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<v Speaker 1>on a hiking date. Just tell me you dried up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean you want to trying new things. I

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<v Speaker 2>personally want to go hiking, but you know, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna write it down. I like a girl that goes

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<v Speaker 1>to the gym. Okay, I'm not looking for someone to

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<v Speaker 1>ruin my life for me, So I'm looking for someone

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<v Speaker 1>to ruin my life me so I don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>do it for myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Weapon I know, I don't like these self deprecation ones.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this is what is the what

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<v Speaker 2>is the theme for these ones? Because they all have

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<v Speaker 2>the same negatively geared approach and it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's giving like the opposite of lady in the streets

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<v Speaker 1>freaking the bed. It's like you're freaking the streets and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Scared speaking the streets and liked in the sheet.

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<v Speaker 4>Off this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's do a couple more than I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>end it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's a threat.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is a great one.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>This is if you're like, I'm not a very funny person,

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<v Speaker 1>but you want a combo starter, seeking new songs for

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<v Speaker 1>my commute, hit me with the best from your playlist.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're a straight woman and you're looking for.

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<v Speaker 2>An artie boy that I know, is this a new

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<v Speaker 2>mating call.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not for me, babe.

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<v Speaker 2>This is you know you've you've said last time that

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<v Speaker 2>like it's really boring to hear about people's dreams if

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<v Speaker 2>you're not in them. I don't want to hear about

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want a music recommendation randomly, especially when someone

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<v Speaker 2>hasn't made an assessment about it, like you haven't already

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<v Speaker 2>seen my listen to someone just like raw, Hey, listen

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<v Speaker 2>to these five songs? No, that's twutes? What how are

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<v Speaker 2>you making that assessment? I don't want to hear. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want music recommendations from strangers. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>The last one confident Bios. This is for when you're

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<v Speaker 1>not afraid to show on what you got, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>what they'll be missing if they wipe left a threat.

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<v Speaker 2>They're missing saving money on therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, This is the last one. Don't swipe right

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<v Speaker 1>unless you've been to therapy, please and thanks. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>My final word on this whole saga that has taken

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<v Speaker 1>at least ten minutes off my life, Well, it literally has,

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<v Speaker 1>because I took about ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Just be yourself, you Frooms. It's really been listening to

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<v Speaker 2>the Flex and Frooms Daily podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>For more, Tune Indicator on DAB or stream it on iHeartRadio.