1
00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,760
Speaker 1: This is Will and Wood.

2
00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:18,160
Speaker 2: Good afternoon everyone, Will and Body Tuesday afternoon. We will

3
00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,240
Speaker 2: be in your cars for the next couple of hours

4
00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:25,040
Speaker 2: all the way home, and we've got some iping hot gear. Woods.

5
00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:28,360
Speaker 2: Normally it's me that tells everybody what's coming up on

6
00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:29,600
Speaker 2: the show, but you know we're going to change it

7
00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,000
Speaker 2: up today. You're going to tell everyone what's coming up

8
00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,680
Speaker 2: on the show. Woards, come on, do your best. What

9
00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:34,640
Speaker 2: have you got for us?

10
00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:34,880
Speaker 3: Tight?

11
00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:35,240
Speaker 2: Willie?

12
00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,000
Speaker 3: Tight take tight Listen. We got five hundred bucks for

13
00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,440
Speaker 3: you guys five o'clock. Every single day you can win

14
00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:45,280
Speaker 3: five hundred bucks in Australia's Easiest Quiz. We were some

15
00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,480
Speaker 3: new segment. Will It's basically called that there are two

16
00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,680
Speaker 3: types of people in the world. We decide it now

17
00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:55,160
Speaker 3: that that's slipping. You're crappen to be honest, that's your gear.

18
00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,200
Speaker 3: We're also talking about coronavirus. That's your gear as well.

19
00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,920
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get into that, but what I

20
00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,880
Speaker 3: can say, awfully.

21
00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:03,720
Speaker 4: Home.

22
00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:10,400
Speaker 3: Up next, val Nith Valvo is going to be comedic superstar.

23
00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:15,679
Speaker 3: Nath Valvo is job my job. Up next, my entire family,

24
00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:19,200
Speaker 3: My entire family is coming over to my place. Tonight.

25
00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,759
Speaker 3: The first time they've been over to my place is grandparents, parents,

26
00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:28,200
Speaker 3: all the siblings. I'm terrified. I'm terrified about one part

27
00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,400
Speaker 3: of this. There's one part that I'm really scared about,

28
00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,840
Speaker 3: and I think everyone will be able to relate to it.

29
00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:37,280
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you about it right up next podcasting.

30
00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,120
Speaker 3: I'm really worried. My whole family is coming over for

31
00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:48,760
Speaker 3: dinner tonight. You know this sounds great, but there's one

32
00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:53,080
Speaker 3: thing that I'm always worried about with hosting, and that's cooking. Yeah,

33
00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,320
Speaker 3: they are coming over for dinner, and I'm just getting

34
00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,880
Speaker 3: really anxious about the meal that I'm going to dish

35
00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:58,280
Speaker 3: up tonight.

36
00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,240
Speaker 2: Have you prepped anything?

37
00:01:59,680 --> 00:01:59,880
Speaker 5: No?

38
00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:01,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're You're in a big trouble.

39
00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,160
Speaker 3: Well, I just forgot they were coming over until Dad

40
00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,680
Speaker 3: messaged me this afternoon offering to bring some crisps. I said, Dad,

41
00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,880
Speaker 3: I'd love you to bring some crisps, chucking a bit

42
00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,840
Speaker 3: of dip there, and you're my favorite dad. So Dad's

43
00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,000
Speaker 3: going to bring their snacks, which is great, but then

44
00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:16,600
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, strouth, I'm going to have to

45
00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:19,320
Speaker 3: cover the main meal. So I just thought i'd run

46
00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,600
Speaker 3: past you, which is generally, what.

47
00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,720
Speaker 2: Happens when you invite people over for dinner, you cover

48
00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,200
Speaker 2: the main meal.

49
00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,600
Speaker 3: That's the idea. Yeah, I just completely forgot. I was

50
00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,799
Speaker 3: having them all over right, but I've remembered now, so

51
00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,760
Speaker 3: I just want to run past you the menu I've

52
00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:30,880
Speaker 3: got if that's okay.

53
00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,880
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it might be paly frightfully boring, but

54
00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:34,680
Speaker 2: carry out.

55
00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,040
Speaker 3: I think you enjoyed it. I think it's a touch

56
00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:36,880
Speaker 3: of Italy.

57
00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:39,520
Speaker 6: Like.

58
00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,799
Speaker 3: So this is just what's in my kitchen right now. Okay,

59
00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:49,200
Speaker 3: carrots drenched in honey, just like honey drizzle. Just honey carrots,

60
00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:49,760
Speaker 3: honey on.

61
00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:50,519
Speaker 2: And bake them.

62
00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:51,200
Speaker 3: Bake them.

63
00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,200
Speaker 2: You bake the carrots with the honey. That's the idea.

64
00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,840
Speaker 2: You're doing like Dutch carrots or what you.

65
00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,919
Speaker 3: Have, no idea Australian carrot. It's an Australian carrot.

66
00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,280
Speaker 2: You can't put cold carrots with honey, man, Well.

67
00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,680
Speaker 3: I warm them up in the microwave. No honey on top. Well,

68
00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,320
Speaker 3: my meal mate, that's the entree for maine. And this

69
00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,080
Speaker 3: is where it really gets going. Okay, so tin of

70
00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:11,040
Speaker 3: tuna each happened to buy sixty tuna last worry, So

71
00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,160
Speaker 3: this is great on Chilian oil. Chilian oil.

72
00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,120
Speaker 2: No, I don't care what it is. Wait, wait, wait,

73
00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:15,920
Speaker 2: this isn't acceptable.

74
00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:17,800
Speaker 3: I'm going to sprinkle oregano leaves on top. I've got

75
00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,520
Speaker 3: a little thing of oregano leaves, salt and pepper and

76
00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,799
Speaker 3: vegan mayonnaise on the side. Yeah, that's the main meal.

77
00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,880
Speaker 2: So I've been to your house before and you've put

78
00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,320
Speaker 2: dumplings and nachos in the oven at the same time. Yeah,

79
00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,839
Speaker 2: it's delicious, it's disgusting. You need to lift your game.

80
00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,560
Speaker 2: And I think the worst part about your grandparents are

81
00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,760
Speaker 2: coming over tonight as well, right, yes, okay, the worst

82
00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,320
Speaker 2: part about this whole scenario is that they're going to

83
00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,200
Speaker 2: have to actually eat what you put in front of them.

84
00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,360
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, otherwise they're rude.

85
00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:40,920
Speaker 2: Guess exactly.

86
00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,280
Speaker 3: I heard my dessert. By the way, I don't want

87
00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,160
Speaker 3: to eat in blueberries with almond milk. Have you ever

88
00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,520
Speaker 3: tried that? It almost ends up being like a blueberry

89
00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,080
Speaker 3: ice cream? No milk, No, I haven't tried.

90
00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:50,800
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to try.

91
00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:51,640
Speaker 3: It gets coagulated.

92
00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,600
Speaker 2: I think you need to understand how annoying it is

93
00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,400
Speaker 2: when if you put yourself in your parents' shoes.

94
00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,240
Speaker 3: Well, I have that for dinner every night. I love that.

95
00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, es, you eat like a savage. I think that

96
00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:07,480
Speaker 2: for most people, For most people, particular parents, there's nothing

97
00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,360
Speaker 2: worse than having your child make you something which is

98
00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,600
Speaker 2: crap because you have to eat it.

99
00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:12,600
Speaker 3: That's pretty ungrateful.

100
00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,440
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not ungrateful. It's just it's not fair

101
00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,480
Speaker 2: that you're putting almond milk and blueberries in a bowl

102
00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,000
Speaker 2: and passing it off as something which is remotely normal.

103
00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:22,400
Speaker 3: It coagulates the milk.

104
00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:24,680
Speaker 2: You're putt drizzle, you're putting honey on cold carrot's mate,

105
00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:28,120
Speaker 2: that's not okay. I actually would you know what I'm

106
00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:29,800
Speaker 2: going to I'm gonna scare you a little bit. I'm

107
00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,080
Speaker 2: gonna scare you, just a bit of a bit of

108
00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,080
Speaker 2: a warning shot. A couple of flags here, Yeah, thirty

109
00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,000
Speaker 2: one oh six five. If you're a parent out there,

110
00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:40,800
Speaker 2: can you give us a call kids cooking? What's your

111
00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,800
Speaker 2: kid cooked for you that you had to eat? And

112
00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,520
Speaker 2: just just hear the pain in a few parents' voices

113
00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,480
Speaker 2: before you go out there and put tuna with vegan

114
00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:52,080
Speaker 2: mayonnaise in front of your eighty five year old grandparents.

115
00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:54,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, they might like eating like a cat mate.

116
00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,440
Speaker 2: You sound like my five year old brother when he

117
00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,479
Speaker 2: used to give my mum mudcakes, which was just dirt

118
00:04:58,520 --> 00:04:59,840
Speaker 2: and water. And then yeah, he used to be a

119
00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:01,840
Speaker 2: f ended when she didn't need it was. It's a

120
00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:02,400
Speaker 2: horrible time.

121
00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,560
Speaker 3: It's not a bad idea for dessert.

122
00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,279
Speaker 2: I hold it for some parents out there. What's something

123
00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:10,560
Speaker 2: that your kids made that you've had to eat in

124
00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,240
Speaker 2: front of them because you didn't want to offend them.

125
00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,320
Speaker 2: Let's just let's just so what you can hear both

126
00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,880
Speaker 2: sides of the story here before he starts continuing down

127
00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:20,039
Speaker 2: the menu other crap thirty one I six five love

128
00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,520
Speaker 2: to hear from the parents out there, the worst thing

129
00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:27,119
Speaker 2: a kid has made you eat? Podcasting what he's cooking

130
00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,440
Speaker 2: for his parents to dinner tonight.

131
00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,760
Speaker 3: It's pretty stressful. It's a pretty stressful domestic issue which

132
00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:33,800
Speaker 3: is going on in my house.

133
00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,960
Speaker 2: Are you saying that you're cooking your parents' dinner is

134
00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,440
Speaker 2: tantamount at the coronavirus in Italy?

135
00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,359
Speaker 3: I'm saying that. No, I'm definitely not okay perfect.

136
00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,760
Speaker 2: So what we're doing there thirty and one I six

137
00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,839
Speaker 2: five is we're asking people to dose the call because

138
00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,080
Speaker 2: you're cooking for your parents tonight, and you're having a

139
00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:49,719
Speaker 2: bit of a laugh about this.

140
00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:51,359
Speaker 3: I'm not having a laugh. I'm absolutely not having a lot.

141
00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,440
Speaker 2: Putting cold You're putting honey on cold carrots.

142
00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:56,600
Speaker 3: Bro have you ever had that before? Obviously it's huge

143
00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:01,200
Speaker 3: in Morocco. Tuning with Oragana, Le's thinking, you're making me.

144
00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:05,720
Speaker 2: Very well the sight of vegan mayonnaise and eighty five

145
00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,320
Speaker 2: years old, and you're going to give them a can

146
00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:07,800
Speaker 2: of tuna.

147
00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:11,960
Speaker 3: That's unacceptable with oregano, leave salt and pepper and vegan mayne.

148
00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,440
Speaker 2: The point I am trying to make here is that

149
00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,160
Speaker 2: I think it's a shocking position as a parent when

150
00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,359
Speaker 2: your kid makes you something which you don't want to

151
00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:22,279
Speaker 2: eat because you can't not eat it. It's a sign

152
00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:25,120
Speaker 2: of respect. Yeah, sure, so you're I just I just

153
00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,520
Speaker 2: think you need to hear from a few other parents.

154
00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,320
Speaker 2: Now in thirty one or sixty five, and Debbie's called Debbie,

155
00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,520
Speaker 2: what's the worst thing that your kids made you eat?

156
00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:32,840
Speaker 4: Oh?

157
00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,280
Speaker 5: They cooked me eggs on to the truth was cooked,

158
00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,200
Speaker 5: but the eggs were raw.

159
00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,760
Speaker 2: Oh how old were they?

160
00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,239
Speaker 7: How old were they sixty?

161
00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:42,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

162
00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:43,760
Speaker 2: And you had to and you had to get it

163
00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,480
Speaker 2: down in your deb I.

164
00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:46,840
Speaker 8: Got it down, but it came back up.

165
00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:51,320
Speaker 2: Oh thanks Debbie. See that's what I'm talking about woods. Wait, okay,

166
00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,480
Speaker 2: well put yourself in Debbie shoes. That's that's your mum

167
00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,080
Speaker 2: and dad tonight.

168
00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,800
Speaker 3: Probably I'm not putting raw eggs on toastmell. I'm simply

169
00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:59,080
Speaker 3: putting some tuna with some mayonnaise. So how dare you

170
00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,480
Speaker 3: compare the two? Let's go to Tiffany. Tiffany, what did

171
00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,960
Speaker 3: your kids make you eat?

172
00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:08,440
Speaker 9: Hi? My daughter was eight years old and trying to

173
00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,800
Speaker 9: be cute as they are, and my niece was over.

174
00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,480
Speaker 9: I just got them out of bed. They had a

175
00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:14,760
Speaker 9: cute note on the table saying love you mom, love

176
00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:18,800
Speaker 9: your auntie. And they made wheatbicks with tuna mixed together

177
00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:21,680
Speaker 9: for me. They seen me eat tuna for lunch and

178
00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,280
Speaker 9: they're like, why not just create brunch? And she's working

179
00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,239
Speaker 9: up put two and two together have brunch on the side.

180
00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:30,440
Speaker 2: It's adorable.

181
00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:38,360
Speaker 3: I don't mind that touch question question, Tiffany, the tuna

182
00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,320
Speaker 3: with the weepiks. I do have WeetBix in the cupboard.

183
00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:40,840
Speaker 3: What was it like?

184
00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:41,000
Speaker 10: Though?

185
00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:41,760
Speaker 3: I know the idea of it?

186
00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:46,720
Speaker 9: I had the spicy Jlipino tuna with the wheatbic. It

187
00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,080
Speaker 9: is a very weird combination. And I had to tell

188
00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,520
Speaker 9: them that because the two were mixed together. After trying

189
00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,720
Speaker 9: one mousel in front of them, the wheatbiks mustn't filled

190
00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,520
Speaker 9: me up. I can't eat anymore. And they believed me.

191
00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,520
Speaker 9: And they're like, oh, well, you can't have your skills, then.

192
00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:06,360
Speaker 2: That no skill on you. That's the sort of excuse

193
00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,120
Speaker 2: you'll get tonight.

194
00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:08,240
Speaker 3: M hmm.

195
00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,320
Speaker 2: If you put cold carrots with honey on them in

196
00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,680
Speaker 2: front of your grandparents, we've.

197
00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,200
Speaker 3: Already saent like a microwave them for a little bit

198
00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:13,880
Speaker 3: to warm them up.

199
00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,440
Speaker 2: That's not the issue, mate, That's not the issue.

200
00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:17,360
Speaker 3: We go to, Rachel.

201
00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,560
Speaker 2: We're talking. We're talking about kids cooking for their parents

202
00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,520
Speaker 2: and as a result, things that you've had to eat

203
00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,480
Speaker 2: as a parent, that your kids offered you. Woods is

204
00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,360
Speaker 2: putting together the worst menu I've ever seen for the

205
00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:30,559
Speaker 2: first time his parents coming to his new house tonight. Rachel, Hey,

206
00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:35,240
Speaker 2: your mom made you eat something? No, you made your mom.

207
00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:36,520
Speaker 2: You made your mom eat something.

208
00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,600
Speaker 8: When I was all eleven, we decided for her birthday

209
00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:44,080
Speaker 8: we'd make her some coupcakes, and we kind of mixed

210
00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,240
Speaker 8: up cocoa powder with gravy powder and we made her

211
00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:52,920
Speaker 8: gravy cakes instead. Yes, and she got about halfway through

212
00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,000
Speaker 8: them and she was not a fan.

213
00:08:55,600 --> 00:09:00,480
Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly what will go on tonight. I'm serious.

214
00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:01,760
Speaker 2: Do you'll have people getting up to go to the

215
00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,520
Speaker 2: bathroom and sliding things directly into the bin?

216
00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:05,600
Speaker 3: Well, I better not because the drain is actually really

217
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,680
Speaker 3: bad in my head seriously.

218
00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:15,520
Speaker 2: Watching podcasting now, I do want to talk to you

219
00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:27,080
Speaker 2: very quickly Woods about decision that Cadbury have made today. Ironically,

220
00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,440
Speaker 2: I am playing that song from that Cadbury ad because

221
00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:34,000
Speaker 2: Cadbury are about to release vegan chocolate. And at the

222
00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,079
Speaker 2: end of that ad, the boy takes a bite out

223
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:38,839
Speaker 2: of a chocolate dog. So do you remember that? Do

224
00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:41,160
Speaker 2: you remember that he bites the dog at the end.

225
00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,120
Speaker 3: It's a sick part of that.

226
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:46,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was stuff. Now, I've had vegan chocolate before. Yeah,

227
00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,480
Speaker 2: it's actually not bad.

228
00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.

229
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,080
Speaker 2: I just feel like I'm going to sound like an

230
00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,880
Speaker 2: old man here. We are moving very quickly down a

231
00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:57,120
Speaker 2: path where we're taking all the naughty stuff out of

232
00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,560
Speaker 2: the naughty things, and it just doesn't make them the same.

233
00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,319
Speaker 3: A lot of naughty things to do. If I want

234
00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,120
Speaker 3: to get naughty, will I I can get naughty if

235
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:03,480
Speaker 3: I want to.

236
00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,520
Speaker 2: You subscribe to this sort of stuff. You like naughty

237
00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:07,520
Speaker 2: stuff without the naughty.

238
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,400
Speaker 3: Give me an example, Well, you like coconut milk and

239
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,120
Speaker 3: almond milk and light me up.

240
00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,960
Speaker 2: We love all that business where I'm a full fat

241
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:15,440
Speaker 2: cream guy.

242
00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:16,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are.

243
00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,760
Speaker 2: See, for me, taking the dairy out of chocolate is

244
00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,760
Speaker 2: like taking the alcohol out of wine.

245
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,000
Speaker 3: So sorry, you're just saying it's the naughty that it's.

246
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,600
Speaker 2: The naughty factor. You're like, that's one of the reasons

247
00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,200
Speaker 2: I like eating chocolate because I'm like, oh, this is

248
00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,040
Speaker 2: so bad for me. You know, it's so so full

249
00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,840
Speaker 2: of fat and sugar. And but that's the whole point.

250
00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,120
Speaker 3: If it's not full of fat and sugar. You have

251
00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,480
Speaker 3: eight blocks, Well I have eight blocks, and you're like this.

252
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,640
Speaker 2: I could also have eight puffs of air. It's also

253
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,520
Speaker 2: not very nuts. It's also good for me. I mean,

254
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,400
Speaker 2: that's that's the same thing for me.

255
00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:42,360
Speaker 3: Puffing air.

256
00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:45,320
Speaker 2: No one hair made I breathe there. It's a weird

257
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:48,600
Speaker 2: thing to say. Well, you brought up the it's outrageous.

258
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,719
Speaker 3: If the chocolate tastes good still, well, like I don't

259
00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:52,560
Speaker 3: know what you doesn't.

260
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,480
Speaker 2: It doesn't taste that good. But I'm just sick of

261
00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,360
Speaker 2: society going like, oh god, you know what, we're gonna

262
00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,079
Speaker 2: gonna get the worst thing about that. We're going to

263
00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:00,440
Speaker 2: take out of it. That's why people like it. It's

264
00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,800
Speaker 2: like having the Black Pearl without Captain Jack's barrow, Like

265
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,440
Speaker 2: it's not a thing.

266
00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,720
Speaker 3: So when Jeffrey Rush was in charge of the Black Pearl,

267
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,680
Speaker 3: if you if you haven't seen parts of the Caraban,

268
00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,920
Speaker 3: you've lost us in too bad. But he was saying

269
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:13,880
Speaker 3: the vegan chocolate bar.

270
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,160
Speaker 2: When Captain Barbosa was in charge of the Black Pearl,

271
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,760
Speaker 2: that was equivalent to a vegan chocolate bar. You're best

272
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,360
Speaker 2: start pretty a little ghost Stori Smiss.

273
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,280
Speaker 3: Turner, you're in what I think they are a pretty

274
00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,280
Speaker 3: tight ship. I'm gonna be honest with you.

275
00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,560
Speaker 2: He was intimidating, intimidating.

276
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,600
Speaker 3: Getting rid of Sparrow was the best thing they I

277
00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:36,440
Speaker 3: think you need to start having vegan chocolate.

278
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:41,280
Speaker 2: Maybe I need to think of another analogy. God damn it.

279
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,240
Speaker 3: Barbosa was good. He was good some of Jeffrey Rush's

280
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:44,640
Speaker 3: best work.

281
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,600
Speaker 2: It's like For me, eating vegan chocolate is like having

282
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:51,040
Speaker 2: the Rolling Stones without Keith Richards. Oh, I mean, that's

283
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,120
Speaker 2: that's an old reference, but it just it takes out

284
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,199
Speaker 2: the spike. It's like having Barbie without Ken.

285
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,480
Speaker 3: What about Queen without Freddie Mercury, that's the current thing.

286
00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,000
Speaker 2: What are you saying about, Adam Lemmont?

287
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,240
Speaker 3: Well, what a use? I love vegan chocolate, so I'm

288
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,280
Speaker 3: saying I still love Queen without Freddie Mercury.

289
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:09,839
Speaker 2: But what are you saying? Podcasting?

290
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:10,440
Speaker 11: Now?

291
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:14,240
Speaker 2: Pretty serious stuff over in Italy right now. Fifty thousand

292
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:18,200
Speaker 2: residents in towns are under lockdown. They've been told to

293
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:22,560
Speaker 2: stay at home, avoid social contact. Two hundred and twenty

294
00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:30,120
Speaker 2: nine cases in Italy. Seventh person died in Italy, so

295
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,720
Speaker 2: really starting to reach pandemonium there. There are people that

296
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:37,600
Speaker 2: are running to and from the supermarkets with twenty to

297
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:41,839
Speaker 2: thirty kilo bags of pasta because they're fearing that they're

298
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,640
Speaker 2: going to have to stay indoors for such prolonged periods

299
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,520
Speaker 2: to stay away from other people. Pretty hectic stuff. I'll

300
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,720
Speaker 2: tell you what, if I was in Italy right now,

301
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,760
Speaker 2: I would be thinking to myself, I need to live

302
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:59,120
Speaker 2: right now, which may become tough if they start quarantining

303
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,240
Speaker 2: people at the bad Yeah.

304
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,800
Speaker 3: Just leave it, like I want to get on a

305
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,080
Speaker 3: plane as well. That's putting you in a space with

306
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,800
Speaker 3: a whole bunch of people. But if you could drive out,

307
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,040
Speaker 3: Yeah maybe, yes, I get out of there. Yes, it's

308
00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:12,680
Speaker 3: hard to know, isn't it really just lockdown anyway? Yeah?

309
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,079
Speaker 2: Yes, And we're not going to ask people thirty one

310
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,520
Speaker 2: and six five, how would you get out of Italy

311
00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:17,000
Speaker 2: if you were there?

312
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:17,160
Speaker 10: Right?

313
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,760
Speaker 2: No? No, no, what I would at my focusing on

314
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,560
Speaker 2: the woods, yeah, is I want to talk about moments

315
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,760
Speaker 2: because these are pretty extreme times when when where you're

316
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:29,600
Speaker 2: at a time in your life when you had a

317
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:36,520
Speaker 2: I need to leave right now moment. So, no matter

318
00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:39,400
Speaker 2: how hectic it is, you're in a position where the

319
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:42,040
Speaker 2: only option for you is to just leave as quickly

320
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,760
Speaker 2: as you can. Thirty one O six five. Here's the

321
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,800
Speaker 2: phone number. If you've ever had a we need to

322
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,400
Speaker 2: leave right now moment? Have you had one?

323
00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:49,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've actually got two. One of them is really

324
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,480
Speaker 3: quite serious, another one's a bit of a lighter one,

325
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,000
Speaker 3: but both I had to leave straight away. I knew

326
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000
Speaker 3: I had to leave straight away. To one of the

327
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,160
Speaker 3: serious one, I jo on the light one.

328
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,480
Speaker 2: I'll take the serious one.

329
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:04,320
Speaker 3: Serious, Okay. So I went to a friend's place. Her mom,

330
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,160
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, the mother of this person made a famous pasta,

331
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,320
Speaker 3: was really well known for their pastor made it from scratch. Okay,

332
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,679
Speaker 3: but unfortunately this is a serious one. I had a

333
00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:15,640
Speaker 3: couple of drinks though after dinner, and then when I

334
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,400
Speaker 3: was out the front, I accidentally vomited on the front door,

335
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,920
Speaker 3: and it was very clear that you know, it was

336
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,560
Speaker 3: her pastor that was all over the door. So rather

337
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,840
Speaker 3: than going in and explaining myself, I just I got

338
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:31,400
Speaker 3: out of it. Right, that's pretty sious. Tan to hear

339
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,240
Speaker 3: my light one? Yeah, yeah, my light one. Well, I

340
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:36,440
Speaker 3: was in Rio de Janeiro. Actually, I'll hook there's one over.

341
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:40,240
Speaker 3: I was in Rio de Janeiro and basically, the police

342
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,960
Speaker 3: raided a favella, which is like the slums of Brazil.

343
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:43,840
Speaker 2: This is the light one.

344
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,840
Speaker 3: This is the light one. The police raided the slums

345
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,400
Speaker 3: for drugs, and it's well known that when that happens,

346
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,800
Speaker 3: the gangs and the favelas will have revenge on the city. Right,

347
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,760
Speaker 3: So the question was did I leave or did I

348
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:56,160
Speaker 3: not leave?

349
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,600
Speaker 2: And this is lighter than newsviewing up your mate's mum's

350
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,400
Speaker 2: pastor on the front door.

351
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,000
Speaker 3: She made that pastor from scratch? Will she made the

352
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,120
Speaker 3: pastor from scratch? All right, I'll tell you what happened

353
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:04,720
Speaker 3: to me in Rita though.

354
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,560
Speaker 2: Up next, I better have a light ending, mate, because

355
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,200
Speaker 2: you really led me down the garden path there. Thirty

356
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,240
Speaker 2: one O six five is the phone number right now.

357
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,000
Speaker 2: I would love to hear from you, guys, if you've

358
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,680
Speaker 2: been in wood. It can be as serious, it could

359
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,560
Speaker 2: be as light and funny as you like. Just please

360
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,440
Speaker 2: make a little bit more sense than he did. Thirty

361
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:23,000
Speaker 2: one O six five. What was your we need to

362
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,880
Speaker 2: leave now moment? Podcasting?

363
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:27,720
Speaker 5: Now?

364
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:32,600
Speaker 2: What was your biggest we need to leave right now moment?

365
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,760
Speaker 2: The reason we're talking about this obviously there are people

366
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,240
Speaker 2: in Italy right now with the coronavirus. I imagine if

367
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,280
Speaker 2: I was there. I'm sure there are a lot of

368
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,080
Speaker 2: people right now thinking, if you're a tourist, we need

369
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,040
Speaker 2: to get the hell out of here. And these are

370
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,480
Speaker 2: often phenomenal, if not pretty intense stories.

371
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,600
Speaker 3: Woulds do you want to hear the end of my

372
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,360
Speaker 3: rio story?

373
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:51,480
Speaker 6: Well?

374
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,480
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear some calls. First time you

375
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,840
Speaker 3: go with the calls, just throw to me for rare

376
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:57,520
Speaker 3: when you want me back.

377
00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,720
Speaker 2: Okay, Now, worries we've got We've got Mark Mark here.

378
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,280
Speaker 2: Mark talked to us, what was your biggest we need

379
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,280
Speaker 2: to leave right now moment?

380
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:10,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, hey, gown boys. Yeah, listen. Four weeks ago, I

381
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,480
Speaker 7: was in king Do and we've been traveling around China

382
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,800
Speaker 7: for for five weeks and the missus was a little

383
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,600
Speaker 7: bit crooked and got worse and worse. So we ended

384
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,600
Speaker 7: up going to the hospital. Yeah, and she had all

385
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:27,760
Speaker 7: the symptoms off the coronavirus virus, and we're thinking, by god,

386
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,960
Speaker 7: you know, So we enter the hospital. Turns out it

387
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,880
Speaker 7: was a text next.

388
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:35,520
Speaker 2: Test infection you know, yes, infection.

389
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:39,080
Speaker 7: Yes, and so that we're talking to the doctor and

390
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,080
Speaker 7: the doctor said.

391
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,240
Speaker 3: Go home, just get out.

392
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,040
Speaker 2: You just got the hell out of their Mark.

393
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,920
Speaker 7: Yes, So we we booked two days later on a

394
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,640
Speaker 7: flight from king Great.

395
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,600
Speaker 2: Work, great work there, well done, mate, good to hear.

396
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,840
Speaker 2: Love the story, Cheese Woods, Yes, do you want you're

397
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,000
Speaker 2: ready with your Brazilian story?

398
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:57,240
Speaker 7: Yeah?

399
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,760
Speaker 2: You just you just you.

400
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely all right.

401
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,280
Speaker 2: Leana talked to us, what was your biggest we need

402
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,199
Speaker 2: to leave right now moment talk to us.

403
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,720
Speaker 5: Oh, I think your story of Trump's your Brazilian story. Okay,

404
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:16,080
Speaker 5: So nineteen ninety we were with ten, my twin sister

405
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,200
Speaker 5: and I. We went to Iraqa visit family, and I

406
00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:21,119
Speaker 5: like a week or two into the holiday, golf bour

407
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:25,200
Speaker 5: started and because we had Australian passport, you weren't allowed

408
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,280
Speaker 5: to leave the country. I'm story short. Ended up being

409
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,480
Speaker 5: a couple of months and we had to escape to

410
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,760
Speaker 5: the desert and go to Doorden. We're on the Darren

411
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,760
Speaker 5: Hion show, and then made it back to a show

412
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,639
Speaker 5: I've never left him.

413
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:43,560
Speaker 3: Wow, Trump your story definitely Yeah, so it doesn't beat

414
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,280
Speaker 3: my story of spewing on the door from before, but

415
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:50,200
Speaker 3: definitely Trump's my real one. So sorry, do you when

416
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,120
Speaker 3: you escape to the desert, well, what are we talking

417
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,560
Speaker 3: there in the middle of the night. You're just like

418
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,119
Speaker 3: you packed some stuff, don't you.

419
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had vans full of people in the middle

420
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,960
Speaker 5: of the night, went to the desert. I remember seeing

421
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,840
Speaker 5: snakes and dingoes and eating yogurt.

422
00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:05,920
Speaker 3: It was just eating eating yogat, wasn't you Probably should

423
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,960
Speaker 3: have led with maybe like yoga and then into dingoes

424
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,000
Speaker 3: and stuff. But you know, but that's incredible.

425
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,840
Speaker 2: The story Geez getting caught up at the start of

426
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:18,040
Speaker 2: a war currently leads the what was you we need

427
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,240
Speaker 2: to leave right now moment? Yeah, We've got Jared's callse

428
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,240
Speaker 2: on thurday and one and six five. Jared talk to us.

429
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,200
Speaker 2: What was your biggest we need to leave right now moment?

430
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,359
Speaker 10: Yeah? Yeah, guys, Yes, I want on a date with

431
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:29,760
Speaker 10: his cheek.

432
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,280
Speaker 5: And about twenty minutes into the day, she was telling

433
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,760
Speaker 5: me that you wanted me to have my kids and

434
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,240
Speaker 5: marry me.

435
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:40,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, So what you do Jared?

436
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,359
Speaker 5: Oh man, I just pretty well looked out.

437
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,280
Speaker 10: I said, yeah, sweet.

438
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,400
Speaker 5: Look over to g I said, well, feed my cat.

439
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,520
Speaker 8: I don't really have a cat.

440
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:53,920
Speaker 2: But you know, podcasting now right now, though, We've got

441
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,800
Speaker 2: a brand new segment for you guys on a Tuesday

442
00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:03,439
Speaker 2: afternoon after we can maguif were friends called there are

443
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,960
Speaker 2: two types of people in the world, which which we're

444
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,520
Speaker 2: finding more and more in this segment that there are. Yeah,

445
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,680
Speaker 2: definitely thirty one oh six five. All I want to

446
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,960
Speaker 2: know from you guys right now is how do you

447
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,480
Speaker 2: divide the world? What are the two types of people

448
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:17,920
Speaker 2: in the world.

449
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,159
Speaker 3: I'll go on for you. Yeah, those who wake up

450
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,600
Speaker 3: starving and those that don't have to eat until like

451
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:26,080
Speaker 3: mid day. Oh yes, super frustrating in relationships. Yeah, when

452
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,560
Speaker 3: you're at different sides there. Yes, I wake up starving.

453
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,840
Speaker 3: I need to eat straight away. Yes, you're not one

454
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,400
Speaker 3: of those people.

455
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,040
Speaker 2: No, I don't have to eat to like midday.

456
00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:34,359
Speaker 5: How is that a thing? I don't know.

457
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,800
Speaker 2: I'm just fool because I had dinner and I haven't

458
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,200
Speaker 2: done any.

459
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,160
Speaker 3: It was eight hours ago, was eight and a half hours.

460
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:43,199
Speaker 2: I haven't done anything. Words you slept. We'll drop that one.

461
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,960
Speaker 2: There are two types of people in the world, Yeah,

462
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,880
Speaker 2: those that remember their dreams and those that don't.

463
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm a bit mixed fashion if I'm being honest.

464
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,280
Speaker 2: So that was a bad example.

465
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,040
Speaker 3: How about this one? People who love Will Ferrell, people

466
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,440
Speaker 3: who love Will fare on those that don't.

467
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,240
Speaker 2: Yes, he's a polarizing figure.

468
00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:01,920
Speaker 3: No one really, No one likes Will fairly lonely hate it.

469
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,040
Speaker 2: Yes, one hundred percent. Would you say the same for Ellen?

470
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,119
Speaker 3: Oh good one. Yeah, No, you're right.

471
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,320
Speaker 2: People that love Ellen, people hate Ellen. People love to

472
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:09,840
Speaker 2: hate Ellen.

473
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,520
Speaker 3: People who dry with a towel, like drive themselves with

474
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,280
Speaker 3: a towel. Those that just walk around nude and drip dry.

475
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,560
Speaker 2: No, I see. I just think that they're a minority

476
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,880
Speaker 2: in their pests, and I know that you're one of them.

477
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,600
Speaker 3: Okay, bad example.

478
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,639
Speaker 2: I'd love to hear from some of you guys. Now,

479
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,080
Speaker 2: thirty one oh six five is the phone number. It

480
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,080
Speaker 2: is on your Australia Divide the world however you would

481
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,200
Speaker 2: like to. There are two types of people in the

482
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:39,159
Speaker 2: world podcasting now, right now, there are two types of

483
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:43,600
Speaker 2: people in the world. Two third one oh six five's

484
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,480
Speaker 2: of phone number. Finish that sentence. We've got Chloe on

485
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,680
Speaker 2: the phone here, Chloe. There are two types of people

486
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,160
Speaker 2: in the world.

487
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,600
Speaker 5: Yes, people who have to fill their car up even

488
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,760
Speaker 5: when there's still a quarter of a tangle more and

489
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,720
Speaker 5: those who let it run for the red light, go right.

490
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:03,399
Speaker 2: Down to the butttom, baby, you're always surprised with what

491
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,840
Speaker 2: sort of you know, petrol you've got left? I reckon,

492
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,680
Speaker 2: I agree with that last little quarter.

493
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,680
Speaker 3: Isn't it fun when it says ten kilometers to go

494
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,240
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, this is so exciting.

495
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I get the same thrill off my computer

496
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 2: battery as well. I'll write it right down.

497
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,240
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're bad boys. We've got Christina here, Christina.

498
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,280
Speaker 3: There are two types of people in this world.

499
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, those who put their tomato sauce in the cupboard

500
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,200
Speaker 8: instead of the fridge.

501
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 7: Yeah.

502
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:30,000
Speaker 3: I don't get the cupboard people. I'm a copveroed guy. Sorry.

503
00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 2: Why would you have ice cold sauce with it hot

504
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:32,640
Speaker 2: with a hot dog?

505
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,160
Speaker 3: It keeps it fresh and the dog will make it hot.

506
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 2: It remains on a dog.

507
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 3: It's a preservative. It's got preservatives in it. It's nice fresh,

508
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,679
Speaker 3: not my tomato sauce. Got it from tomatoes, fresh from

509
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,160
Speaker 3: my garden.

510
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 2: We'll go to Mike, now you don't. We've got Michael.

511
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,119
Speaker 2: It's outrageous, as no one. No one believed that, Michael.

512
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,159
Speaker 2: There are two types of people in the world finished

513
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 2: the sentence.

514
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,159
Speaker 9: People that spread them a tellow with a spoon, and

515
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,480
Speaker 9: people that spread it all a knife.

516
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, take one. I think that the utensil changes

517
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 2: if you're doing like a crepe for example. That's all

518
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 2: I'm all about. The spoon, of course, Michael.

519
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,359
Speaker 3: You're not someone who spreads in a teller with a spoon.

520
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 10: It's got to be a spoon.

521
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 7: Wow.

522
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 2: Might be a show banned for Michael. We've got Haley

523
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 2: on thirty one O six five. Hailey talk to us.

524
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 2: Two types of people in the world.

525
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 9: Hey, guys, how are you well?

526
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:22,760
Speaker 2: Thank you?

527
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 5: That's good toilet paper the way you your toilet paper.

528
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:34,159
Speaker 3: Under, I'm an underguy. I'm an underguy. To get more leverage,

529
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,639
Speaker 3: yeah under under my sense to me? Yeah, over, you

530
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 3: can't don't get any leverage on your puol there.

531
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. You know what sort of leverage

532
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 2: you need to pull toilet paper off a roll. But

533
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 2: it's starting to be concerning chat.

534
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,160
Speaker 3: You want to be efficient.

535
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 2: You're not lifting something out of the ocean, no, I know.

536
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,560
Speaker 3: But you just want to whip it down, don't you. Anyway,

537
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,359
Speaker 3: We've got Demi here, Demi. There are two types of

538
00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 3: people in this world.

539
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 5: People who love dogs.

540
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Demmy, thanks for the call. As always polarizing stuff.

541
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 2: Fush pressure.

542
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 1: This is will and Woody.

543
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 2: Care said, well then Woody Tuesday after no Nay, A

544
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,959
Speaker 2: huge thanks to the pancake filo who just sent us

545
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 2: an obscene amount of pancakes in his world Pancake Days

546
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,239
Speaker 2: to actually get in there and chomped down because they

547
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 2: are elite. I'll tell you what else is Elite Woods

548
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,879
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars at five o'clock every single day with

549
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 2: us on willing Woody with Australia's easiest quiz.

550
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 3: Eiesious Toys Plain Today we have got Kylie. Kylie. It's

551
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 3: really simple. There's thirty seconds on the clock. You've got

552
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 3: to get ten questions right. You can pass on any

553
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 3: question and we have to take your first answer. Speed

554
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,160
Speaker 3: is so and Kylie, how are you feeling?

555
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 5: I'm really nervous. I thought I had it in the bag,

556
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 5: but I'm now sitting myself.

557
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 2: Okay, where did that happen like in the last twenty

558
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 2: seconds or okay?

559
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 3: Okay, cool, wow, cool, Okay, let's get that confidence back, Kylie.

560
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 3: We've got this it it's the easiest quiz in Australia.

561
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 3: You've got this.

562
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 2: Just hit it with a quick practice question. Question wods

563
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 2: practice question?

564
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,120
Speaker 3: What am I? What am I wearing on my head?

565
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 3: Right now? I'm not worrying anything.

566
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 2: I haven't helped you at all. Off to a stinker.

567
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 2: All right, Well, look your thirty sikers on the clock.

568
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 2: Got to take your first answer. Speed is the key, Kylie.

569
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

570
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

571
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 5: I'm ready?

572
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 2: Okay, how many letters are in the alphabet.

573
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 5: Pretty much?

574
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 2: What's your favorite Olympic sport?

575
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 5: Doblas?

576
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:48,120
Speaker 2: What's your second favorite cereal? What sound is a swordfish bake?

577
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 2: In the film Stewart Little? What type of animal was Stewart?

578
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 5: Now?

579
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:52,919
Speaker 2: What countries?

580
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:53,160
Speaker 4: Pop?

581
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 2: Singer Sam Smith from out England? What is all the

582
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 2: YouTube or the iPhone.

583
00:24:58,840 --> 00:24:59,199
Speaker 3: YouTube?

584
00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 2: How many a's are there?

585
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 11: Ever?

586
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 2: What color is fanta? What's the second number of your

587
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 2: post code?

588
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 6: Seven?

589
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 2: I mean, did she get I'm antually rattled in here?

590
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 2: I lost count?

591
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 3: Do you want to go through?

592
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:18,360
Speaker 7: Yeah?

593
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, mate, Well that's your job, so.

594
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough, let's go through. How are you feeling? Kylie?

595
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 3: By the way, do you think you've got this?

596
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 8: No?

597
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 5: I don't know. I've got the amount of letters in

598
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 5: the alphabet? Correct?

599
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 3: How many letters are in the alphabet? You said twenty five?

600
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 3: In the background there, someone's furious. Is that your boyfriend

601
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 3: in the background?

602
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 5: Kylie's my husband?

603
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 4: He's mo.

604
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you are because twenty six you're wrong and

605
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 3: that does mean you missedad car. Every other question you

606
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:55,399
Speaker 3: answer was right?

607
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 2: Or quickly?

608
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 3: Go through? Favorite Olympic sport javelin bit controversial, but that's correct.

609
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 3: Second favorite cereal cocoa pops. Good stuff. What sound does

610
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 3: the swordfish make? Can you make the phone one more time?

611
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 6: Yeah?

612
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 3: It's perfect. Stuart Little is a mouse, great stuff. Saands

613
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,919
Speaker 3: with us from England. YouTube's otter than the iPhone. There

614
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 3: are two ways in Abba phant is orange and we're

615
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 3: going to go with it. The second number of your

616
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 3: postcode is seven, so everything else was white. Kylie really

617
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 3: unlucky though you miss out on the five hundred schmack

618
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 3: a mollin bad like Kylie.

619
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 7: You know what.

620
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 2: I'm also equally upset because I thought you got the

621
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 2: ab a question right and we had this song lined

622
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 2: up to play. It's a chun, it's a churn and

623
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 2: we were going to play it and now we can't.

624
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 2: So you've led Australia down, and you let yourself down,

625
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 2: you let your husband down. So show must go on.

626
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 3: I think the lowest moment in Math's history is going

627
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 3: to happen on tonight's episode. Well it is, really it's unbelievable.

628
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 3: When I read that this is going to happen to

629
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 3: I truly couldn't believe it. So apparently Dave is going

630
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 3: to be using his wife Haley's toothbrush to clean the toilet. Yeah, rank,

631
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 3: and like I'm talking, get right in there and clean

632
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 3: the toilet. And she she actually goes and uses it afterwards,

633
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 3: doesn't she? Yeah, it's been It was confirmed on the

634
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 3: three pm pick up That's the show just before us.

635
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 3: It was confirmed on their show. They spoke to Haley

636
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 3: about whether she actually used the toothbrush afterwards.

637
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: So did you end up using your toothbrush after that?

638
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: Did he tell you after it he'd done it, or

639
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: did you see that floor recently?

640
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 11: The girls told me that it had been done days after,

641
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 11: So you had used that toothbrush?

642
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

643
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, wild, gross, totally wild.

644
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 3: It's pretty childish. I would say.

645
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 2: It's disgusting. It's discussing a childish like it's gross.

646
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 3: You would assume that a kid did it because it's

647
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 3: so immature and gross, wouldn't you.

648
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 2: You would hope you were a child, that it was

649
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 2: a child, yes, and not a grown adult. That's one

650
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 2: of the rankest things I've ever heard.

651
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 3: I couldn't agree more, and shame on you, Dave. But

652
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 3: it's given me an idea to play a game where

653
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 3: it's inspired me to play a game, and this is

654
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 3: this is the rules of the game. Of course, it's

655
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 3: involving you. Guys. Give us a call on thirteen one

656
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 3: oh sixty five. This is the game. You just call

657
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 3: up and you tell us a story. Okay, it's probably

658
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 3: going to be an immature or silly story. Okay. And

659
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 3: then Will and I have to guess if you were

660
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 3: an adult or a child when the story happened. Right,

661
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 3: I'll give you an example right now. Yes you know

662
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 3: this story? Yes, so I'm going to play with the

663
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 3: producers outside. Okay, I once tobogganed down a snowy mountain

664
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 3: completely nude. Is this a story from when I was

665
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 3: a child or an adult?

666
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 1: We think you were an adult?

667
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're buddy adut their buddy nature. You're client easy

668
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 3: to do this here that well, yeah, because you know me.

669
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 2: So what child goes nude down a mountain on a toboggo?

670
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 6: Yeah?

671
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 3: What a bad example. Maybe it was a bad example.

672
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 3: We were actually kid in the nude. We were hosting

673
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 3: an event. Remember that you I do remember that.

674
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 2: I remember that, dude example of the James Bogus event.

675
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 2: And you might have had you might have soundled a

676
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 2: little bit too much of the product.

677
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 3: On the day I wouldn't have mentioned the brand. Do

678
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 3: you have an example of this, big boy.

679
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 2: I've got one. I'll tell you on the other side

680
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 2: that there's a load that there's loads of people that

681
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 2: want to call up and players. See if you can hoodwink.

682
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 3: Us Yeah, third, one oh six five.

683
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 2: You tell us a story, yes, and then Woods and

684
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,719
Speaker 2: I have to guess whether you were an adult when

685
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 2: it happened or whether you were a child. Podcasting, Wow,

686
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 2: we're playing a game called adult or Child. You just

687
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 2: have to tell us a story and then we have

688
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 2: to guess whether you were a child when the story

689
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 2: happened or whether you're an adult.

690
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 7: Yeah.

691
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 3: And it's because on tonight's episode of Maths Dave, Dave

692
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 3: is going to use his wife Hayley's toothbrush to clean

693
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 3: the toilet. And when I first heard it, I thought,

694
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 3: I thought a child did that, because that's that's what

695
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 3: a child would do. So anyway, that's that was the

696
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 3: inspiration behind the game. We've got Maddie here on thirteen

697
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 3: when I was sixty five. Maddie tell us the story

698
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 3: and Will and I are going to try and guess

699
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 3: if you're an adult or a child.

700
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 11: Okay, So We're away camping and we were having burritos

701
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 11: like Mexicans for dinner and bos and I had put

702
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 11: chili sauce on my brother's burrito, like this really hot

703
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 11: chili sauce that we got for my like a market classic,

704
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 11: like a week before, and I so my brother was

705
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 11: eating and he was like, why is this so hot?

706
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 11: Like it's so so hot, and we were like, it's

707
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 11: not that hot. And my mum was like, it's not

708
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 11: old taste jaws and she had a bite and she

709
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 11: was like, yours is really really hot. Yeah, and then

710
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 11: my brother was like, I'm going to go brush my teeth,

711
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 11: like this is ridiculous. But I'd also put chili paste

712
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 11: on his toothbrush, so when he was brushing. When he

713
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 11: was brushing his teeth, he was like I'm just brushing

714
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 11: in it getting hotter and hotter, and like I can't

715
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 11: figure out why.

716
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, amazing, great stuff. I can't say adult or child.

717
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 3: Great story, great stitch up.

718
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 2: Put on his toothbrush as well, you are the devil.

719
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 3: It's brilliant. We're putting the chili in the milk because

720
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 3: they usually go for milk when their mouth is hotting

721
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 3: is just funny the milk. Yeah, okay, we have to guess, though, Will,

722
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 3: What do you think in child or adults?

723
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 2: I think Maddie sounds genuinely sociopathic, forward slash evil. WHOA, Yeah,

724
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 2: I know, Maddy, you're the devil. I think it was

725
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: she was an adult. Wow, she's just getting too much

726
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 2: enjoyment out of it, and it's too calculating for a

727
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 2: kid to go to the toothbrush.

728
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 7: Yeah.

729
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 2: I tend to a great reality sort of stuff.

730
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 3: Maddie, we think you're an adult.

731
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 11: No, I was a child.

732
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 2: I apologize. Sociopathic or the devil?

733
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 3: Great story, Maddy, and smart as a kid to go

734
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 3: to the tooth smart evil. We've on mine.

735
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 2: We've got deby here in thirty one and six five dead.

736
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 2: Here's with this story. We'll have to guess whether you're

737
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 2: a child or an adult when it happened. Hey, how

738
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 2: are you going?

739
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 7: Guys? That's good?

740
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 5: If I told you I got my head stuck under

741
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 5: a toilet door and they had to call the fire

742
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 5: brigade to get me out.

743
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: Okay, Can I ask one question about it? What were

744
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 3: you like? What were you trying to achieve when you

745
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 3: got your head stuck under the door, and what were

746
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 3: you trying to do?

747
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 5: I was trying to get to someone.

748
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 3: Yeah okay, yeah, classic terrify the reason you're trying to

749
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 3: get It's like a scene from her He's actually Johnny. Okay.

750
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 3: Head gets stuck under a toilet door. The five Brigade

751
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 3: gets called.

752
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 2: This is pretty easy to sellve. I think woods.

753
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 3: Adult sized head, that's the only head that can get stuck.

754
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 3: I love you thinking, well we think you're an adult.

755
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 4: No, I was a CHILDE zero from two Yeah yeah, yeah,

756
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 4: all right, thanks the Cola Tula hit us with your story.

757
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 8: I will and lastly, I love you guys.

758
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 2: Oh thanks, sure, thanks, no worries.

759
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 5: Okay, you guys gotta guess if I'm an adult or

760
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 5: a child.

761
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 6: I guess yeseling all around Europe and I sat on

762
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 6: the escalator really tired getting from the top to the bottom, obviously.

763
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 8: And forgot to get off at the end, and my

764
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 8: track soup pants got eaten by the escalator.

765
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 3: So the pants got ripped right offula, not totally but

766
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 3: a nice on the no, sorry, but I'm just saying

767
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 3: that did did bid get torn off? Or did they

768
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 3: they did? They whip right off like a a comedy movie.

769
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 8: No, a little bit got torn off?

770
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 3: Got torn off? Okay, what are you thinking?

771
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 7: Will?

772
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 3: I think adults are better than getting the tracking is

773
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 3: caught in a in an escalator.

774
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 2: Adults are better than that.

775
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're better than that. They wouldn't let that happen.

776
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 3: And what adults wear tracks of pants? Also, that was

777
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 3: my question.

778
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 2: That was my question in Europe as well. Ivent. Surely

779
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 2: you're wearing your best jeans, never packed your tracking docks exactly.

780
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 2: We think you're a child.

781
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 8: Yep, you got.

782
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 2: Three now woods, Yes, I want to talk to you

783
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 2: about your dating life.

784
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 3: I'm so last, Yes, all right.

785
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 2: Do you think you're good at choosing partners?

786
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 3: Well, I you know, the last relationship I had been

787
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 3: for four and a half years. Yeah, tick tick tick, you.

788
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 2: Know, I'll say, I'll say since, I'll say, since then,

789
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:50,479
Speaker 2: well I haven't.

790
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 3: I've had dates in the last twelve months, but none

791
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 3: of them have become anything serious. No, No, it doesn't

792
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 3: a for the violin. What do you need for the viral?

793
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 2: It is a little bit violenty because.

794
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,479
Speaker 3: There's a whole bunch of reasons why a relationship doesn't

795
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 3: get seriously that there can be circumstances they can be

796
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 3: just like.

797
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why yours, I'll tell you why yours.

798
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 2: Don't get any further because you fall too hard.

799
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 3: That has been a common trend. And yes, I do

800
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 3: feel really really hard.

801
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 2: You fall too hard too soon.

802
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 3: Yes, and that can sometimes be a bit intimidating or

803
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 3: intense for the person, for the woman.

804
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 2: And also for your friends and family.

805
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 3: Well yeah, everyone has actually not.

806
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 2: Intimidating, just annoying because sorry, well that's I get very excited.

807
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 9: Yeah you do.

808
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 2: It's a week in, week out prospect. We go and

809
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 2: get a beer and are you coming skipping? You meant

810
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 2: to love your life?

811
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 3: Yeah?

812
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 2: You go too hard, you say too much. Yes, and

813
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 2: then the next couple of days you realize that you're

814
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 2: not actually in love with them. You just go a

815
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 2: little bit too excited, and then we all have to

816
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 2: deal with the fallout because you have to send them

817
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 2: a message, which is very hard for.

818
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 5: You to do.

819
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 7: Well.

820
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then then because then they get up as

821
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 3: well because you said that, and all they run to

822
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 3: the hills. That's that's happened as well. Yes, when I

823
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 3: showed that intensity, So either way, it doesn't go anywhere.

824
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and look to be honest, it's because you're

825
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 2: a good guy like you've got You've got a full heart,

826
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 2: you get very excited about things. You're a very positive person,

827
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 2: and you see the good in everyone. You just don't

828
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 2: see the snake under the rose in the bush. Well

829
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 2: sometimes i'd like to.

830
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 3: Think that they don't have a snake. Well, I mean,

831
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 3: there's no snake in.

832
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 2: You anymore.

833
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 3: To be honest, that's not what I mean. I mean,

834
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 3: I don't think you should look at people and always

835
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 3: assume there's going to be a snake there. Sorry to

836
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 3: keep using the snake reference, but that's okay.

837
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 9: No, I know.

838
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 2: But look, here's the thing. I think you're falling too

839
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,439
Speaker 2: hard for people at the moment, and as a result,

840
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 2: I think you're choosing the wrong people. And as a result,

841
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 2: I think you're unlucky in love. And I think I

842
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 2: need to start helping you with the vetting process. Essentially. No,

843
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 2: I think we all want you to do it. You

844
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 2: meet them, you're great, you hit it off, maybe you

845
00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 2: have one date and then you just go okay, look

846
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 2: this all going very well. You then hand them a card,

847
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 2: but it says will McMahon date doctor on it, and

848
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 2: then they come in I sit down, we interview them,

849
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 2: probably do it on the radio, and then everybody just

850
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 2: finds out, like you know, and then we just vet

851
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 2: them together. People can go, is this the right one

852
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,240
Speaker 2: for a snake in the grass?

853
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 3: It's not fair?

854
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,399
Speaker 2: And then they're on the on the girl and also

855
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 2: we entertaining stuff.

856
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 3: We have completely different tastes in women we've found over

857
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 3: the over the years we have we've been made since school,

858
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 3: and you and I will always go for different women.

859
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 2: Okay, so make but I've I've got your genuine, genuine

860
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 2: is just at heart here. Yeah, I think if you're

861
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 2: not if you're not letting, if you're not letting me,

862
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 2: you need a screening process because I'm just worried that

863
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 2: you're going to get to forty and even years away.

864
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 6: Yeah.

865
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 2: The pattern's not changing, mate, it's not changing anytimes. So

866
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 2: it's been the same pattern for a long time. And

867
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 2: I just think that you need somebody in between to

868
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 2: go like yes, good, no, not good, because you you're

869
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 2: you're too positive a person. You're not you know, you

870
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 2: fall into it too easily. If it's not me, is

871
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 2: there anybody else?

872
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 9: Like?

873
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 3: Surely I don't know of anyone in the in the world. Okay,

874
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 3: the one person who I discussed about is Dad. That's

875
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 3: like the only person just because I look at the

876
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 3: relationship with my mum and Dad and I love their relationship.

877
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 2: I've been married for thirty plus years and.

878
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 3: I probably haven't I haven't involved Dad that much in

879
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 3: discussions about because we don't really talk about that stuff. Yes,

880
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,319
Speaker 3: but he's one person might go, oh, yeah, okay, I'll

881
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 3: take your advice on.

882
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 2: Great, So have you had with that?

883
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 3: I'll talk to I'll talk to Dad more about that.

884
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 3: I'll I'll talk to you about No, you're not talking

885
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 3: to Dad about You're not involved. What the clear message

886
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 3: is You're not involved? And I'll talk to Dad more.

887
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 2: Okay, leave it with me.

888
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 3: You're heavy.

889
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 2: I am very very happy. I think people should stay

890
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 2: chuned here tomorrowcause I got an idea podcasting now, Woods

891
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 2: and I are interviewing a host, a swathe, a plethora

892
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 2: of comedians all across the comedy festivals all over the country.

893
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 2: And the next one we've got in in the studio

894
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 2: right now. His name is Nate Valvo.

895
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 12: This guy's a self confessed chatterbox, nominated for Most Outstanding

896
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 12: Show at last year's Melbourne Comedy Festival.

897
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 3: He's one of Australia's best opencoming comedians.

898
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,240
Speaker 2: He loves to tease people who make good life choices.

899
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 3: The joke's on him today.

900
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: He's made a great live choice to talk to us.

901
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 2: Fun fact. His childhood crush was.

902
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: Jafar, you know, the bad guy from Aladdin.

903
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 5: Weird fuck you.

904
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,760
Speaker 1: Here to tell us more about his new show, Chatty Kathy,

905
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: It's Nate Malva. Let's jump straight in. Jaafar is hot?

906
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 3: Wow, Wow, slow it down.

907
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's just let's just wind that back because

908
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 2: I think he's the most terrifying Disney villain.

909
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 10: Simon up, I'll fix him. That's the problem, isn't it.

910
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 10: You're like a broken man, ask Gaze. I think he

911
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 10: is my first crush. I remember being quite young and

912
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 10: I was one of those weird kids. I don't know

913
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 10: if either of you two.

914
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: Were this weird kid. I was always on the side

915
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: of the bad.

916
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 10: Guy watching movies growing up. I wanted Ursula to win

917
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 10: in The Little Mermaid. I thought Jafar was hot.

918
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: I was into Scar.

919
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 10: Something about him I thought was very interesting. I wanted

920
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 10: to see more of him. Is this weird am I

921
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 10: in therapy?

922
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 7: Yes?

923
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: Is this an intervention?

924
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 3: Did you here's the question of the sign if you're

925
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 3: really weird? Did you want Carilla de Ville to kill

926
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 3: the Dalmatians?

927
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: Okay? No, Okay, there's didn't go that far. I mean,

928
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 1: there's a difference.

929
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 10: Between having a crush on Jafar and wanted to kill

930
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 10: I mean, it's a fine line, but there is a line.

931
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: Happen to be here.

932
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 2: This is very much a thing with you, isn't it?

933
00:40:55,200 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 2: Within your shows, is you're very much deviating away from

934
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 2: the current social trends. Like I know, you've got a

935
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 2: boyfriend who is very much into the fitness. How do

936
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 2: you sit so comfortably outside that trend of fitness and

937
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 2: health and you know, looking after yourself, which is pretty

938
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 2: much the way that everyone tries to live.

939
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. Look a couple of years

940
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: ago I did.

941
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 10: I went on the Comedy First of All Gala, which

942
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 10: is quite a big thing every year for US comics,

943
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 10: and I spent my entire five minutes on stage going

944
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 10: to town on Cody for being a triathlete and he's

945
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 10: boring tr athlete friends and they're stupid watches.

946
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 1: That no one cares about I have.

947
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 10: I have a theory that the more things your watch

948
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 10: can do, the last time people want to spend with

949
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 10: your sticker.

950
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 3: I've got time for.

951
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 9: You.

952
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,959
Speaker 10: Thought this was an intervention about Jafar, It's actually about

953
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 10: your watch, mate.

954
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: I've had emails from all the stuff.

955
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 2: I guess what was the most insensitive thing he said

956
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 2: towards people apart from their watches.

957
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: Oh this is bad. Okay.

958
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 10: Look the day I was dragged along to the Cans

959
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 10: Triathlon to watch Cody do it. It takes a very

960
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 10: long time. It's not a spectator sport. No, that's like

961
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:17,439
Speaker 10: watching a play.

962
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: It's only good for the people in it. Everyone else

963
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: is bored anyway.

964
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 10: So we had to hang out for hours after everyone

965
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 10: else had finished because there was like an eighty year

966
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 10: old man who did the triathlon, which is very inspirational,

967
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 10: and here we go.

968
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 1: Are we ready?

969
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 10: We might be taken off air. But this is the

970
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 10: bit that really cut through. I was very happy the

971
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 10: man did it, but it took him a while. And

972
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 10: I just said, if you're over eighty years old and

973
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 10: it's not Anne Zac Day, get off the road.

974
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: Are we still on air? He's still on air?

975
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 7: Oh?

976
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 2: My god.

977
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 1: So look that particular job dud joke went worldwide. Guys,

978
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: that went viral.

979
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 2: We've got more with that. Valvoalau dot com four tickets

980
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 2: if you want to go and see Him's playing all

981
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 2: the comedy festivals all across the country. And we're going

982
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: to be playing a game with Nate exactly the same

983
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 2: we've played with Tom Ballard last week. Tom did relatively well.

984
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 2: I'm going to saying now we've got all the best

985
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 2: comics coming into the studio all across the comedy festival

986
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 2: dates so Perth Adelaide, Camera Brisbee, Melbourne, Nate Valvo is

987
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 2: who we've got in at the moment. Nate Balba dot com.

988
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 2: We've got to get tickets to go and see his show.

989
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 2: Look what we're doing with all the comedians that are

990
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 2: coming in across the comedy festival, playing the game, the

991
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 2: same game with all of you. Okay, it is based

992
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 2: on time, sounds fun. It's called it's called why So Serious?

993
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 2: Why so serious? All right? So the way this works

994
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 2: is Nate, you and me and what are you going

995
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 2: to be working as a team.

996
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 1: It's getting very serious in here all of a sudden, and.

997
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 2: It is why have the lights dim Well for exactly

998
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 2: this reason. It's a serious I mean, I.

999
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: Have thrown my keys in a bowl. I get it.

1000
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: What's going on.

1001
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, So what we're going to do is what he's

1002
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 2: gonna what He's got a couple of titles. I'm gonna say,

1003
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 2: headlines of stories that are in the news, and the

1004
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,280
Speaker 2: three of us have to have a serious conversation about it. Okay,

1005
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 2: that's all.

1006
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: It is fun for the listener.

1007
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right. The only the only deal, the

1008
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:37,280
Speaker 2: only deal here is that we can't break at any stage.

1009
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 2: You can't laugh, you can't kill you.

1010
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,360
Speaker 3: I smile, you can smile, but as soon as you laugh,

1011
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 3: you're out. So Tom Ballard lasted twenty six seconds.

1012
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 10: That finally does explain that I just saw Tom Ballard

1013
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 10: twenty six seconds on the board when I walked in

1014
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 10: and thought, what.

1015
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 3: On earth have they asked?

1016
00:44:54,200 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: What information have they asked? Don't know how they're going

1017
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:01,359
Speaker 1: to ask me to beat?

1018
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 7: It?

1019
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: All makes sense?

1020
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 3: Now here was John Ballad last week? All right, let's

1021
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 3: go with this story. Man comes down from pole after

1022
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 3: seventy eight days. So a South African man broke a

1023
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 3: record where he was on top.

1024
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 7: Of the pole.

1025
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: There's nothing funny about South Africa that much, absolutely not.

1026
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 3: He was in it was the so the pole was

1027
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 3: like it was a South African pole and he was

1028
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 3: on top of that pole for seventy eight days. Either

1029
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 3: of you two, if you've been on top of a pole.

1030
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 2: Absolutely twenty six secreds with Tom you read playwise serious

1031
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 2: note that.

1032
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: All right, as long as it's not poll themed. I reckon,

1033
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: We'll be right.

1034
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 2: You reckon. You got to be okay, all right, you're on.

1035
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 1: I have to look anywhere you have to look.

1036
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 2: We have to well having your conversation. So I think

1037
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 2: if you have to look at us in the eyes

1038
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 2: as always, and again, we're only as strong as our

1039
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 2: weakest link. So whoever breaks first, here the whole team down.

1040
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 3: Okay, they're pretty serious stories. The producers found these, so

1041
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 3: they're really simple. Here we go first one, all right,

1042
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 3: deer with big rack female It turns out all right.

1043
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 10: Well, the first thing I want to know is is

1044
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 10: it deer spelled D e A R or D double

1045
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 10: e R, because that really changes the headline.

1046
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 2: If you had a deer, if you had a deer

1047
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 2: with a big rack? Liss is it if it was

1048
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 2: your deer. Yeah, it's a D because your darling, it's

1049
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 2: a D.

1050
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 3: It's D double E R. So it's a deer with

1051
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:31,280
Speaker 3: big rack. Female. It turns out it's an animal. It's

1052
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 3: an animal with it with a huge rack. They've never

1053
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 3: seen a rack like it.

1054
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: Oh right, that's actually the story.

1055
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, So do you know what they're referring to when

1056
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 3: they talk about a deer's rack.

1057
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 10: Well, deers run into shops and like cause chaos, according

1058
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,879
Speaker 10: to YouTube videos. So I think the deer has gone

1059
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 10: into a gift shop and done something to the racks.

1060
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 10: You're asking a gay man about racks. They're the only

1061
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 10: ones I know, the ones that you put photo frames on.

1062
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, what are you across any other sort of rack?

1063
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 3: What they're referring to is the antlers the side of

1064
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 3: an antler. Right, he is referred to its rack perfect

1065
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 3: a really normal story.

1066
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: Are they real?

1067
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 3: Really?

1068
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 4: Good?

1069
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:16,439
Speaker 6: God? Good?

1070
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 10: You're talking to someone who pretended they were strength for

1071
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 10: twenty three years.

1072
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: I know I know how to hold things in, I

1073
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 1: know how to take my mind elsewhere.

1074
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 3: The strength of the man.

1075
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 2: He gets a minute seven as well.

1076
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 12: Wow, stack on that Tom Ballard brand new record series

1077
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 12: in the way night Valvo dot Com particuts if you

1078
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 12: want to see him and Pert Adelaide canbe Bridgemon or

1079
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 12: Melbourne all across the Comedy Festival season.

1080
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 3: Mate, He's coming in.

1081
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,400
Speaker 2: See what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram and Facebook

1082
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 2: search Will and Woody