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Speaker 1: Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now you reject things off air more so I just

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Speaker 2: bring these things up with you on air.

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Speaker 3: That that's clever, clever. I'm just not happy about the situation.

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Speaker 3: But of course we've said it now and let's carry on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're going to be trying to stitch up

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Speaker 2: your beautiful partner, Sam.

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Speaker 4: Don't try and order it while we're doing this.

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Speaker 2: It was revealed that Nicole Kidman pulled off a riper

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Speaker 2: prank a number of years ago on jay Leno. She

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Speaker 2: was telling jay Leno about the Australian term cracking a fat,

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Speaker 2: and then jay Leno just continued to use it during

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Speaker 2: the interview incorrectly, Yes, even through an ad break, saying

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Speaker 2: we're going to go to a break and up next

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Speaker 2: we're going to crack a fat with Nicole Kidman.

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Speaker 4: Great gear.

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Speaker 2: So look, I just thought you were doing some work

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Speaker 2: on your house at the moment, or you're about to do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, now we're about to do a bit of work

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Speaker 3: in the house. And yeah, Sam, Sam, My girlfriend is

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Speaker 3: the one who's fielding all the phone calls and doing

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Speaker 3: all the organizing, and yeah, she's expecting a call from

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Speaker 3: builders all today who are sort of quoting on the job.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: She also yeah, like we're taking advantage of the fact

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Speaker 3: that English is her second language and she struggles with

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Speaker 3: Australians slang, particularly building terms.

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Speaker 4: I would think, yeah, this should be really easy.

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Speaker 2: So I'm thinking the idea.

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Speaker 5: Is obviously, but my very manly voice obviously, maybe I'll

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Speaker 5: go with the name like Roy yeah or something yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: and then I'll call and I'm thinking, I've spoken to you,

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Speaker 5: and you've arranged all this work to be done, and

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Speaker 5: I'm just running it through her, yes, and just but

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Speaker 5: making up words, making up the work that's getting done

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Speaker 5: with random expressions, and let's see how long we can

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Speaker 5: make her believe it.

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Speaker 3: I have her on the hook for too long, like

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Speaker 3: I've got the whole weekend with her. Okay, so no,

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Speaker 3: but seriously.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, of course, Darling. Okay, here we go. Yep, right, Hi,

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Speaker 4: good Sam going, it's Roy.

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Speaker 5: Hi.

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Speaker 4: Hi, I'm really good. Thanks. Listen.

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Speaker 5: I just spoke to you husband Will on the fine

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Speaker 5: no never mind, Yes, yeah, I spoke to him and

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Speaker 5: he went through a couple of things that I'm doing

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Speaker 5: in the house. Lock on the side gate, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 5: And do I have access to the.

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Speaker 1: Side gate yeah, yeah, absolutely, yep.

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Speaker 5: Great, I'll do that first. Next one here is clean

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Speaker 5: out your pipes. Yes, yes, so are they blocked now?

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Speaker 1: Or well are they? I seeing we had a structural

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Speaker 1: engineer coming to our house and he basically said, just

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Speaker 1: get someone to check your pipe.

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Speaker 4: Now, I'll get that. That's just a plumbing thing. That's

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Speaker 4: all good.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 5: Next one, really easy whisking job. Whisking the wallpaper in

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Speaker 5: the back room.

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Speaker 1: Whisking the wallpaper in the back room. Ye, I don't

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Speaker 1: think we have wallpaper in the backroom.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, well, well look that's what we'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: Let me see if there is wallpaper.

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Speaker 5: No, no wallpaper right now? Well he's excuse sorry, excuse

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Speaker 5: my language.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's when he's whisky. It's just so funny,

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Speaker 1: like he just calls in, he's like, yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: this needs to be done. And then meanwhile I'm just

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Speaker 1: turning here and I'm like, I don't think. I don't

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Speaker 1: think we need the whisky in the back room. Do

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Speaker 1: you help?

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Speaker 4: Do you want me to cancel the whisking, because okay.

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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, cancel the whisking.

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Speaker 4: I'm just going to go through what he's told me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, that's okay.

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Speaker 5: The next one here is a is a prostration job.

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Speaker 5: So prostrate the share wall and the reinforcement themes.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? Uh?

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Speaker 5: Look, basically, it just gets the house back on an

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Speaker 5: even even playing field effectively in language, you're.

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Speaker 1: Doing that a typical wheel thing to do. I'm really

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Speaker 1: sorry that you're calling me and that I'm just not

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Speaker 1: in the loop for this. I'm so sorry. Absolutely, do

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Speaker 1: you know how much work that is to level the house?

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Speaker 5: It's me it's a substantial job. Has Will spoken to

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Speaker 5: you about where you're staying next week while we're doing

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Speaker 5: the work. Well, if I'm going to prostrate the share

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Speaker 5: well and the reinforcement games, then you're not gonna be

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Speaker 5: able to stay in the house.

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Speaker 1: And no, surely, sorry, this is just so ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: Say it's going to finish the list and then I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna I'll let you talk to Will. Good sounds you're.

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Speaker 1: Gona talk about. I just can't be.

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Speaker 4: The next one here is I'm going to circumnavigate your ventilation.

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Speaker 1: What an English?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? That that means that that that is? That is an

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Speaker 4: excessive job.

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Speaker 5: To be honest, I haven't circumnavigated many ventilations, but he

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Speaker 5: wanted that done. And then the next one, here is

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Speaker 5: restraining the rabbits in your reticulation?

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Speaker 1: What the noise that we have in the what sorry?

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Speaker 1: What was the lasts of rabbits.

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Speaker 4: Restraining the rabbits in you restrained rabbit?

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Speaker 1: Will Will?

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Speaker 4: Hey, Sam, hey g? What are you?

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Speaker 1: Oh? My god, your mother?

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Speaker 3: Will you?

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Speaker 4: Are you sure you don't want to restrain the rabbits

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Speaker 4: in the reticulation?

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Speaker 3: My god, oh god.

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Speaker 1: No, you're kidding.

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Speaker 4: That was no worries.

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Speaker 1: How are you so familiar with all the bloody.

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Speaker 5: Terms, simm The terms the terms were all made up.

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Speaker 4: They're not real terms. See what you're hearing.

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