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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody Podcast. A bit of a selfish

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Speaker 1: phone topic here, but I think I'm a victim at

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Speaker 1: the moment, so I haven't seen a lot of the

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Speaker 1: TV that everyone's talking about right now. You're a busy guy.

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Speaker 1: You're a busy you do think you let up the

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Speaker 1: whole team.

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Speaker 2: Know that you you quite like engaging socially going out.

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Speaker 1: I go to gigs, I like going restaurants. I've got

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Speaker 1: I've got a solid group of friends. You're a man

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Speaker 1: about town. I am man about town. As a result,

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Speaker 1: I'm not watching several I am. I'm just behind. So

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Speaker 1: I'm behind on Severan, I'm behind on White Lotus, I'm

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Speaker 1: behind on Shrinking. I mean, I had to stymy a

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Speaker 1: chant between you and junior producer a and Eli Cilia

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Speaker 1: because you were talking about everyone's lying now. We were

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Speaker 1: talking about White Lotus. Are the priests? What's the one

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Speaker 1: we were talking about? Tell me, lies, tell me what

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Speaker 1: is that?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, but I'm watched the either Don't Bother, but I

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Speaker 2: heard it was the one that you should bother with?

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Speaker 2: Is obviously White Lotus, which new episode was dropped last

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Speaker 2: night week.

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Speaker 1: We were just texting.

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Speaker 2: Each other in the airlock they're just outside around me,

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Speaker 2: because people get very up and about and very tense

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Speaker 2: when we're talking about boilers.

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Speaker 1: And like last night, this really did come to our

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Speaker 1: a separate meeting that had to happen in the studio

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Speaker 1: about severance chat yep, because I didn't quite finished season

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Speaker 1: one life to take it elsewhere, and I'm a bit

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Speaker 1: sick of it, to be honest, having to tell you

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Speaker 1: guys to curb your chats. Would I just think that

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Speaker 1: the onus is on you to be aware and to

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Speaker 1: be sensitive of the fact that there are people around

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Speaker 1: you who haven't seen it. We moved away from you

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Speaker 1: and bunk it only after direction. Yeah, that's only after direction.

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Speaker 1: So I just think, and I really want to open

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Speaker 1: be a little bit of a debate across the country

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Speaker 1: right now. How long how long can you playing the

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Speaker 1: no spoilers card for? Like should there be a statute

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Speaker 1: of limitations? I think you get like, I think you

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Speaker 1: get the week. I think if a new episode has

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Speaker 1: come out, like people have got lives, No, you don't,

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Speaker 1: people are do people have got their mixed netball on

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Speaker 1: a Monday night week You've got seven days. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: you know what a lock in one night work. You know,

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Speaker 1: I was in here at nine thirty this morning. I

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Speaker 1: was here at nine thirty. You were, but everyone else

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Speaker 1: they weren't. And we were in here at nine thirty

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Speaker 1: doing a chat with Larry and Kylie on channel nine,

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Speaker 1: which you know we're working. It was a very difficult correct,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, channel seven, we're in it. He was, he was.

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Speaker 1: That was a very hard four and a half minutes

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Speaker 1: what we worked for. But I came in early, so

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Speaker 1: I obviously got to go to bed early, so I

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Speaker 1: And I just think that the onus is on the

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Speaker 1: little bit more wary of how much chat is flying

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry if we're not, as you.

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Speaker 2: Know, time free, but we all want to talk about

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Speaker 2: it will so I otherwise I forget what's happened in

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Speaker 1: That's fine, I understand, and I understand that white LOADUS

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Speaker 1: is a big deal right now. But I just reckon

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Speaker 1: You know, like if you know in those meeting rooms

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Speaker 1: where you got those little iPads outside, just put a

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Speaker 2: You could actually split the workplace for innis a bit

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Speaker 1: The episode who have not seen? If you want to

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Speaker 1: that cram it like, shut in your mouth. It's not

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Speaker 1: fair that we could have our TV show spoiled because

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Speaker 1: You know you've got a child, and you work like

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Speaker 1: watch any television recently. So look, yeah, I agree. Time

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Speaker 1: season of sevens came out, and it's just a tragedy

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Speaker 1: It's actually my daughter's two and a half years old.

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Speaker 2: Nice, you're in inspiration of the community. Will I tell

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Speaker 2: you I don't know how you doing it? How long

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Speaker 2: do you want though, before I can talk freely? Because

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Speaker 2: I said to you a week you've you've smashed that back.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you should be able to openly run

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Speaker 1: two years, no time limit? Two years? So to you think?

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Speaker 2: So I need to wait two years before I talk

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Speaker 1: Yeap? Why don't want talk about it in two years?

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Speaker 1: I would have forgotten. Well, then find a private room.

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Speaker 1: long should you have to wait? Or should people who

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Speaker 1: You know, I've had a chance to sit in front

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Speaker 2: You're doing gigs, you're looking after a young child, you work, cooking,

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Speaker 2: piano sound production anyway, go honestly for a long time

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Speaker 2: and the things that you do. But I going, I

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Speaker 2: do agree with you that right now, severance and white

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Speaker 1: To be fair, I do it. Don't get me wrong.

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Speaker 2: However, I think asking me to hold the discussion for

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Speaker 2: two years, yeap is absolutely abhorrent. Well, and I'm giving you,

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Speaker 2: I'm giving you month I've im I thought was reasonable.

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Speaker 1: I want to be a part of the conversation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I want you there to mate, But you

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Speaker 2: just need to start canceling some of your activities.

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Speaker 1: Can't do that? Yeah? All right? Well what gylie things? Kylie?

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Speaker 2: How long do you think there should be just a

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Speaker 2: rule a blanket ban on spoilers on a TV show.

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Speaker 4: Look.

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Speaker 5: To be honest, I do think there should be. I

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Speaker 1: You know, hang on, surely you feel that your nick

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Speaker 1: is in a not about a number of TV shows?

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Speaker 2: Woulds when I was a busy man's busy when I

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Speaker 1: Exactly right? And Kylie, can I just say, surely you

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Speaker 1: feel guilt. I never want to spoil a TV show

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Speaker 1: for someone. That's the worst feeling in the world.

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Speaker 2: I once ruined the sixth sense for a good friend

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Speaker 1: And like he he never he never forgave me. He

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Speaker 1: never forgave me. So sure you yeah, Have you had

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Speaker 1: a show spoiled before, Kylie? For you?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Look I have. But you know that's my fault,

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Speaker 5: you know, if I didn't stay up and watch it,

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Speaker 5: and other people are going to talk about it.

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Speaker 1: I suppose this is the topic, isn't it? Like who's

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Speaker 1: have you spoiled the show for someone? Kylie?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Look I probably have. I'm gonna lie, but you know,

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Speaker 5: like will you said, you've got a chew and a

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Speaker 5: half year old, So do I mate? But you know

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Speaker 5: if she's say up, well let's leave that spy fault.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, fair enough, Kylie. But it sounds like

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Speaker 1: So which is which is what I do? Like, I'm

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Speaker 1: You spoiled Breaking Bad for me once delately. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: But often we say no spoilers because we have a

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Speaker 1: not mine, obviously, I have a life, but for a

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Speaker 1: It's just curious. I'm actually going out to go to

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Speaker 1: We're looking forward to going to it. And about you

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Speaker 1: don't you feel tired? Never? Unbelievable? You know, life? You know,

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Speaker 1: life gives you get a little bit zesty off life

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Speaker 1: and you give it back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a wheel. It's a never evolving wheel. If

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Speaker 1: you know, and you live your life in a faux reality.

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Speaker 1: It's nice like the matrix. Yeah, I will take my

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Speaker 1: I just take it with me. It's not called babysitting

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Speaker 1: and it's your child, Massy.

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Speaker 1: How long did it rule on? No spoilers, mate?

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Speaker 3: I think a difference some movies and TV show. So

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Speaker 1: Is the movies some months give it a good run

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Speaker 1: in the cinema before I think it's I think that's reasonable.

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Speaker 2: I also think two weeks is reasonable for a TV

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Speaker 2: What really, you're so busy that you can't put aside

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Speaker 2: forty minutes within a two week period.

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Speaker 1: Like honestly, Like okay, so I know that. Okay, look,

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Speaker 1: I know I'm obviously taking them in here a little

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Speaker 1: bit with me, like, you know, having a life and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know you can stop saying that because

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Speaker 1: because because I am buying into it too much. But

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Speaker 1: there are actually people out there who are very busy

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Speaker 1: and who can't get a chance to watch TV. So

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Speaker 1: but who deserve a chance to be able to watch

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Speaker 2: Reckon Elbow is running that rule and he's out.

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Speaker 1: There doing the doing the tour. Yeah, but he'd have

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Speaker 2: Children are incredibly gifted and they're very advanced than YadA, YadA, YadA,

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to call right now.

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Speaker 2: to ask Remy some questions that are of a year

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Speaker 1: You're blown away.

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Speaker 1: Hello Hio, Hi, Remy, What.

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 1: It's Data.

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Speaker 6: We're talking about potatoes.

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Speaker 1: Classic classic afternoon chat.

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Speaker 7: Hey, Remy, Daddy wants to ask you something.

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Speaker 3: Can you come here?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Gosh, how quick you are taking the free.

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I think you said that you that's will, that's will

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Speaker 2: What have you done today? Where did you go this morning?

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Speaker 2: You went and saw Penny, Penny and Rosie that's her friend.

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Speaker 5: And I remmy?

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Speaker 2: She may have forgotten the but yeah her, Hi Remy.

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Hi Remy. What animal says me?

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Speaker 3: How?

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Speaker 4: No? No? Not you?

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Speaker 1: What animal says me?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 3: Cat?

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Speaker 6: Amazing?

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Speaker 1: Hi Remy? What color is an apple?

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Speaker 1: We're just repeating the question. That's fair enough.

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Speaker 3: An apple waish?

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Speaker 1: Very fun, Hi Remy. What do you wear on your feet?

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Speaker 1: A poppy?

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Speaker 3: She did, poppy shoes.

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Speaker 2: Poppy shoes. Yeah, you might wear poppy shoes. That's your grandfather,

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Speaker 2: Very good, Remy. How many fingers do you have?

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Speaker 1: You little things?

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Speaker 1: How many little fingers.

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Speaker 6: Do you have? Cheat? Father?

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Speaker 5: I will cheat?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Your pink?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pink exactly kind of not exactly what I asked,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe. How are you doing here? One more questions?

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Speaker 5: One more question?

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Speaker 7: Yeah you're listening, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You're listening ring. Don't get two year olds on the radio.

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Speaker 1: Might just try and count to ten?

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Speaker 6: Can you count to ten? Do you count to ten?

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Speaker 6: Remy or not?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: She's jumping, yeah jumping? No fair enough?

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Speaker 5: Okay, well we got to I mean I can count

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Speaker 1: But you don't embarrass yourself, mim. You know you get

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Speaker 1: locked after five. Thanks very much.

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Speaker 5: Can you say goodbye to Will and Daddy?

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Speaker 1: so that is the number you have to beat today, Alana.

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Speaker 3: Hello, gooday, guys, take going.

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Speaker 1: Very very good. Did you hear this yesterday?

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Speaker 5: Alana?

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Speaker 3: I did? Yeah, and I'm a little bit nervous if

445
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Speaker 3: I'm honest.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't play a great game yesterday if I'm

447
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Speaker 2: being honest. But again, the score to beat is three.

448
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:43,080
Speaker 2: You're gonna have thirty seconds. First question to ask you, though, Alana,

449
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,879
Speaker 2: is who would you like to unite with me?

450
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Speaker 5: Or will you Woodie? I would like to please, right.

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Speaker 2: Perfect, Even though I was horrific yesterday, I like that

452
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Speaker 2: you're giving me a redemption round you need one. So

453
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Speaker 2: the way this works, Alana, I'm gonna I'm gonna disappear

454
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Speaker 2: for a bit. I'm gonna listen to some music. You

455
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Speaker 2: do your thirty second and then I'll be back. Best

456
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Speaker 2: of Like, just just go with what you think of

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Speaker 2: first and think of me all right.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, Okay, are you ready to go?

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Speaker 5: I'm ready, I'm ready.

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Speaker 3: Let's do this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, thirty seconds starts now. Jennifer Hudson, Harry Potter, Donald.

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Speaker 4: Trump, Miranda k Kelly, Roland, Chris Taylor, Swift, Robert Irwin,

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Speaker 4: Emma Robert, Adam.

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Speaker 1: Sandler, Ryan, Jessica, Ms Simpson, Kim Brittany, Laura Gee. We're guessing, Alana,

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Speaker 1: great work, well done, all right, lend me just have

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Speaker 1: a look here. So you've got Woody is just joining

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Speaker 1: the conversation again and he's tapped out woods Yes, Alana

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Speaker 1: guest fourteen wow names, So good speed, Alana, great cracking pace,

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Speaker 1: very good chance for you to unite with her on

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Speaker 1: at least three and for her to take the lead

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Speaker 1: and get the trip to l A. Here we go,

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Speaker 1: the flights, the ACM, the spending money, all thanks to

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Speaker 1: United Airlines. So I'm answering fourteen names, truth, fourteen names.

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Speaker 1: First name Jennifer Aniston. I'm going to tell you live here.

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Speaker 1: Oh God incorrect? Oh no, I thought that was a guinea.

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Speaker 1: She went Hudson. Harry. Second guest was Harry Harry styles incorrect.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Alana went Potter. Oh yep, yep, Donald Trump, Bang,

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Speaker 1: here we go, there's one. He's got one. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Miranda Bang, here we go to alright? Wow wa Kelly Slater.

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Speaker 5: Rolling?

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Speaker 1: Oh, Roland, she's good. Chris Hemsworth, Oh, Bugger Pratt? Okay,

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Speaker 1: g is okay, here we go. Robert DeNiro, Oh god,

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Speaker 1: when did you go? Sorry? Okay, you need one out

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Speaker 1: of five? Okay, come on, we got this. Alana, Emma

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Speaker 1: Stone you kiddinghu'd you go for? Emma Wiggle? Emma member Roberts?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I don't know who Emma Roberts. She's a good actress.

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Speaker 1: She's a good actress. Four togoye, Ryan Gosling You went Reynolds?

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Speaker 1: Didn't you went Renolds?

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Speaker 2: God?

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Speaker 1: Okay? One out of three? Come on wards, two out

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Speaker 1: of three. She's definitely the champ. Yeah. Jessica Simpson, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: come on, here we go. So investing to go one.

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Speaker 1: She's in the lead to go to la Kim Kardashian, Well,

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Speaker 1: very good, you've got four. Let's get to five. Two

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Speaker 1: to go. You've got four currently in the lead to

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Speaker 1: go to l A all thanks to the airlines, Alana.

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Speaker 1: Two more will extend your lead to six. Massive, Alana,

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Speaker 1: let's do this. This is a lot of names to

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Speaker 1: unite on in thirty seconds. As far as I'm concerned.

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Speaker 1: Okay Wood he yes, Adam Sandler, Yeah, she's out to five,

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Speaker 1: She's out to five. Okay, Final one here for six

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Speaker 1: names to unite on and the undisputed lead Britney Spears.

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Speaker 1: Bang work, guys, Great work, Alana, hot work, mate? Do

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Speaker 1: you flow through the world done? I mean really, I

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Speaker 1: mean you got what six out of fourteen?

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Speaker 2: But still and I don't mean to point fingers, but

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Speaker 2: I feel like I lane to drop the ball with

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Speaker 2: Emma Roberts. Clearly that was Stone and also, come on,

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Speaker 2: we're going Hemsworth.

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Speaker 1: Over Pratt, aren't we. I feel like but Irwin, I'll

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Speaker 1: give you that one. I'll give you that one. We

513
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Speaker 1: love Robert, don't work one of your own the lead guys,

514
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Speaker 1: if you want to play, head along to Willemwood dot com.

515
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Speaker 1: If you would like to try and unite with one

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Speaker 1: of us, flying night at Airlines sticks were more of

517
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Speaker 1: the USA boot your trip at United dot com, flights ACM,

518
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Speaker 1: spending money to LA. If you can beat six names,

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Speaker 1: I'll be back tomorrow. Jesus Christ. Sumstar is back in

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Speaker 1: the theater here in Australia. You're gonna get tickets. Head

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Speaker 1: along to Jesus christis the musical dot com dot au.

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Speaker 1: We've got one of the stars of the show in

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Speaker 1: Reuben K who joins us in the studio right now.

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Speaker 1: I saw Reuben on stage on the weekend. Jesus, you

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Speaker 1: looked good. I did so good. I couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 1: What ripped and thin? Massive and thin?

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Speaker 3: What did you?

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Speaker 6: I don't know how I fitted in, but I folded

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Speaker 6: him real good. Also, how dare you say one of the.

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Speaker 1: Stuff. Yeah, yeah, he's got a big part in terms

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Speaker 1: of crucifying Christ, no doubt about it. You had a

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Speaker 1: big role.

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Speaker 6: Don't spoil this a word. Don't tell them how it ends.

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Speaker 6: It is a very fun role to do. I get

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Speaker 6: five minutes on say to just let all hell break loose.

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Speaker 6: I'm in a fabulous outfit. I redesigned the outfit in London,

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Speaker 6: and I didn't tell the producers that I made the

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Speaker 6: whole thing see through and the underwear just a jockstrap.

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Speaker 6: So when it received, showed them everything I do is

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Speaker 6: received brilliantly.

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Speaker 1: And then okay, so people don't know Ruben Rubin is

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Speaker 1: doing comedy festival shows as well. So Ruben k dot

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Speaker 1: com being sort of a queer icon being asked to

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Speaker 1: go and be in Jesus Christ Superstar.

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Speaker 6: They called me almost a little scared, saying, is there

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Speaker 6: any world in which you have any interest in this?

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Speaker 1: And the first thing I thought of, apart apart.

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Speaker 6: From the money, was no, no, no. The first thing

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Speaker 6: I thought of was how many people will this piss off?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because you did about a year ago. You did piss

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Speaker 1: off a number of people with a joke about a

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Speaker 1: year ago? Was it two years on the project?

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Speaker 6: It's whichever makes it more relevant and more appropriate to

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Speaker 6: charge more for gigs now, last year year.

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Speaker 1: Last year, earlier this year? It was last week, it

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Speaker 1: was it was two years ago.

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Speaker 6: I was on promo for one of my shows, which

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Speaker 6: was just meant to be this like chilled out, let's

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Speaker 6: just do some stand up and some songs. And I

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Speaker 6: went on the project and I said, this joke.

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Speaker 1: But you you you got like death threats and stuff. Didn't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we had, we had.

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Speaker 6: We had to cancel shows that were like fifty men

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Speaker 6: outside my gigs. Sniffer dogs went through my venue and

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Speaker 6: the band were really nervous until we found out they

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Speaker 6: were just looking for explosives. We can really hear everyone

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Speaker 6: relax hectic moment, which is one of the reasons I

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Speaker 6: think this casting is cool, kind of cool cool, cool,

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Speaker 6: cool cool.

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Speaker 2: Right now, when when they cast you, did they refer

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Speaker 2: to this, this moment, this incident as like a do

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Speaker 2: you know what?

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Speaker 6: No, because they're so polite, they're so lovely, and they're

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Speaker 6: so sort of like, we're going to we're putting on

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Speaker 6: this show in the best of all possible worlds, and

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Speaker 6: they're doing it in this way. Whenever they would look

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Speaker 6: at me, I just would raise an eyebrow and they go,

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Speaker 6: we might not let Ruben do the live TV interview.

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Speaker 4: This time.

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Speaker 1: Radio anyway.

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Speaker 6: Where there's a dump button, where there's a beat button.

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Speaker 1: That's what he's on. So I think it's kind of

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Speaker 1: worth referencing over if I haven't seen Jesus Grosser that

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Speaker 1: it's an incredible it's a rock musical, right, but it

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Speaker 1: was I mean, even at the time that it was

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Speaker 1: brought out, it was progressive because it really is kind

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Speaker 1: of diving into the idea of Jesus being a human,

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Speaker 1: of him struggling with the fact that he's betray getting

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Speaker 1: betrayed by his best friend, he's fallen in love with

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Speaker 1: someone that he probably shouldn't fall in love with. I mean,

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Speaker 1: the god things they ever really touched upon. It's about

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Speaker 1: the relationships between these people, these people who are trying

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Speaker 1: to do this revolutionary thing, which are really just trying

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Speaker 1: to save themselves from slavery.

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Speaker 6: Correct. And this show also taught because of the way

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Speaker 6: it's choreographed, the way it's directed. It has a lot

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Speaker 6: to say about mob rule and how a mob can

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Speaker 6: build up an icon and then be complicit and tearing

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Speaker 6: them down.

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Speaker 1: And we see that all.

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Speaker 6: So there's so much in this thing that was written

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Speaker 6: fifty years ago, which is nuts because I'm only twenty two.

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Speaker 1: You shut your mouth.

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Speaker 6: Just because pride is over, it's not being we stop

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Speaker 6: showing up. It's got a lot to say about.

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Speaker 1: The world today. Yeah, correct, nice.

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Speaker 6: And it does so I think with some of the

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Speaker 6: most well known songs in all.

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Speaker 1: Musical they're unbelievable tunes. They have big rock numbers all

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Speaker 1: the way through it.

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Speaker 6: But elsewhere a sea through outfit or is that just

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Speaker 6: you and no one else looks as good and a

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Speaker 6: sea through outfit as me, it looks like a duvet

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Speaker 6: full of mincemeat.

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Speaker 1: He's doing all the Comedy first Melbourne International and Sydney

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Speaker 1: Comedy Festival. You can go and see him two different shows.

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Speaker 1: So you got the parties over which is your actual show,

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Speaker 1: and then you've got this improv show called the k Hole,

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Speaker 1: which is a variety show.

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Speaker 6: It's a lineup show where I take my favorite acts

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Speaker 6: from the Comedy Festival and tell them to get angry,

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Speaker 6: get drunk, get naked, get on stage.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's a loose naked.

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Speaker 6: In London, we had my friend Marshall Arkley come up

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Speaker 6: and do a whipping routine, whip cracking routine and Neil

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Speaker 6: Patrick Harris audience. I heard about this and Marshall whipcracks

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Speaker 6: their heads off. Roses. Roses have to be somewhere, so

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Speaker 6: sometimes with my teeth or I'm holding the rose. And

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Speaker 6: we convinced Neil Patrick Harris to stick a rose in

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Speaker 6: his sunset shall we say sunset.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot, but in his new Bear sunset.

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Speaker 6: In the Bear sunset, Wow, you had Neil.

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Speaker 2: Patrick Harris bear bottom revealing sunset with a rose sticking

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Speaker 2: out of it and.

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Speaker 6: It was a beautiful sunset. We get people to do

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Speaker 6: the most insane things, the funnest things, that's all with

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Speaker 6: the live band, and I mean it's just a wild time.

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Speaker 6: I can't explain it.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: So it's at the Melbourne Jaster Conney Festival. We got

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Speaker 1: a chance to go and see the K Hole and

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Speaker 1: then you've got your actually show. The party is over

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Speaker 1: as well, which that's what we can go to the theater.

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Speaker 1: That's it's it is huge, man. Congrats.

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Speaker 6: Maybe we sold out full comedy theater, so we both

647
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Speaker 6: want the second in one week in Melbourne. I'm then

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Speaker 6: be performing at the Princess Theater in Jesus Christ Superstar,

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Speaker 6: the comedy theater with the parties over, and then the

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Speaker 6: malt House Theater with the K Hole.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my congrats, oh my god. Thickly spread

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Speaker 1: across this culture. It couldn't be like more like your

653
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Speaker 1: name is truly in lights at three different shows, even

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Speaker 1: the biggest theaters in Melbourne.

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Speaker 6: I'm essentially a monopoly. Now I'm part of the problem.

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Speaker 6: I always wanted to be part of something. Now I've

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Speaker 6: got a story to tell you will and.

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Speaker 1: Woody present.

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Speaker 7: Almost strongly aussy strong boat made right here in Australia

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Speaker 7: for eighteen plus, drink responsibly.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of your shows, I've heard that you've got a story.

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Speaker 1: We've got our Talls Tails competition coming up Pe. We

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Speaker 1: can register with them. You dot com ten thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: for a great story. At the Adelaide Fringe, you can

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Speaker 1: be performing. And I know that you've got a story

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Speaker 1: about a show you did in Hobart, Is that right?

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Speaker 6: So I did a show in Hobart at the Rest

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Speaker 6: Point Casino because if there's one thing I love, it's

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Speaker 6: the sound of people losing their children's inheritance on blackjack.

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Speaker 6: And I'm a gentleman who might one day admit that

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Speaker 6: they are approaching forty from one end. So my face

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Speaker 6: has been touched by an angel very sly.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell.

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Speaker 6: No. I just had a pair of breast put on

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Speaker 6: my back so I straighten. Have something to play with.

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Speaker 6: The advice is drink loads of water and get lots

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Speaker 6: of rest. We go to the casino, we do the tech,

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Speaker 6: my band and I, and then as we're leaving to

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Speaker 6: go to our rooms, we just see the bar and go, oh,

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Speaker 6: we'll have a drink. We eat, We have a drink,

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Speaker 6: turns into another drink, turns into another drink, and we

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Speaker 6: all think to ourselves Okay, we've got to show tomorrow,

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Speaker 6: and we have to drink loads of water and get

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Speaker 6: loads of rest. Two am, we are jumping into the

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Speaker 6: ocean outside the Hobart Casino.

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Speaker 1: Which is Arctic.

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Speaker 6: I fall flat on the bed in my clothes, face down,

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Speaker 6: and when I wake up in the morning, my.

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Speaker 1: Whole face hurts.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, why does my whole face hurt? And I

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Speaker 6: saw my face in the mirror.

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Speaker 1: I look like a dog that swallowed a bee. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's it. It's it. My forehead.

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Speaker 6: My forehead squished with my fingers when I pushed down

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Speaker 6: on my forehead squished. I hadn't drunk enough water, and

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Speaker 6: water helps flush things out and helps reduce swelling. Alcohol's inflammation.

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Speaker 6: Everything around the injection sites had just swelled and swelled.

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Speaker 1: And then you have a showed that night.

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Speaker 6: How to show that night? By the way, public holiday

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Speaker 6: Sunday in Hobart. Guess what's open?

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Speaker 1: Nothing? Oh no, nothing?

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Speaker 6: So I WhatsApp my surgeon, because that's what a professional

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Speaker 6: surgeon does.

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Speaker 1: I love that you would love that, and sent the photos.

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Speaker 6: And they're like, oh, yeah, you've had that's a reaction.

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Speaker 6: We're in an emergency course of steroids. Founder pharmacy. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: we get to show time. I opened my suitcase to

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Speaker 6: up my makeup. I got my lashes, I've got my brushes.

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Speaker 6: I look and I go, I've left my makeup in

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Speaker 6: Melbourne Sunday Public Holiday ho a but nothing A six pm.

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Speaker 6: As I'm going down the lift to meet my mates

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Speaker 6: and explain to them how dramatic the situation is, I

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Speaker 6: realized that there was a children's talent competition, dance competition

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Speaker 6: happening with all of these tiny toddlers and tiers and

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Speaker 6: the mothers being like Janelle.

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Speaker 1: It's part of Beret, part of Beret step and touch, but.

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Speaker 6: There's so much makeup. They have makeup cases bigger than mine.

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Speaker 6: At which one I had to say to one of them,

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Speaker 6: I'm a drag queen in need you must and I

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Speaker 6: put my face.

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Speaker 1: On nous todd ti makeup and a ho and hot dam.

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Speaker 6: Girl, So can I say? And they say, drag queens

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Speaker 6: are dangerous around kids. If anything, kids helped me that day.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Alright.

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Speaker 1: If you want to go and see Rubn, Rubn, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for the story. Thanks you don't for

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Speaker 1: your time. It's a pleasure.

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Speaker 6: Now if someone tell me which one is Will and

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Speaker 6: which one is RUBENKM.

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Speaker 1: If you want to go and see him at the

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Speaker 1: comedy festivals, you're a legitimate. Thank you so much please