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Speaker 1: Jump mission with Jones and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Your Olympics are going ahead, and athletes at the village

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Speaker 2: have been given anti sex beds to discourage them from

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Speaker 2: any contact that could indeed spread coronavirus.

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Speaker 3: Anti sex.

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Speaker 1: They're made of cardboard. They're quite ingenious, trust the Japanese

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Speaker 1: to come up with.

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Speaker 4: Something like that. So they made of cardboard because that's sufficient,

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Speaker 4: or and not having sex as a sideline, or they're

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Speaker 4: designed to stop relations.

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Speaker 1: I think a bit from column an, a bit from

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Speaker 1: column B.

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Speaker 3: And so are they two people? Is too heavy for them?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, they can only take a certain amount of

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Speaker 1: kilos two hundred kilos, and like if you put two hundred.

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Speaker 3: If a weightlifter, you know, or weightlift.

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Speaker 1: That weighs more than two hundred kilos, isn't there Well

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Speaker 1: hang on, when did lukem was in the Olympics he

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Speaker 1: weighed was he two hundred and twenty six kilos? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so maybe weightlifters so have you had put two weightlifters

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Speaker 1: on their.

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Speaker 4: But one weightlift and the bed would collapse. From what

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Speaker 4: you've just said, because you have to feel for the athletes.

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Speaker 4: There's no hugging, there's no high fives. They have to

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Speaker 4: wear master at all time. That's you know, that's fair enough,

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Speaker 4: but no saucy beers. So athletes are given condoms to

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Speaker 4: take home as a souvenir.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you do with that?

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Speaker 4: Because usually the Olympic village is just rife with relations.

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Speaker 2: It would be it would be riven with sex because

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Speaker 2: you're a sexy people athletes.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen them.

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Speaker 3: It's like a giant after party.

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Speaker 4: And also you fly in for your event fly out,

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Speaker 4: there's no loitering.

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Speaker 3: All their partners are going, oh, what a shame. It's

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Speaker 3: a shame, what a shame.

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Speaker 1: I've offered to donate my marital that seems to have

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Speaker 1: these amazing anti sex powers and as well have them

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Speaker 1: made a

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Speaker 3: Cardboard Jonesy and Amanda's