Speaker 1: People do some weird ship it food in young people,
Speaker 1: inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to
Speaker 1: get high. Some feelings make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: I've done everything for you, but my career on hold.
Speaker 1: I could have been anything if I'd had the talent.
Speaker 3: Brace yourself for observations.
Speaker 1: You didn't ask for his leadership. I think he's one
Speaker 1: of the greatest leaders we've ever had.
Speaker 3: You well, good, Just a couple of mitches you, one
Speaker 3: of us be and the other be Mitchell. Just to
Speaker 3: make things easier.
Speaker 1: Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 3: You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitch.
Speaker 3: Julie and Mitchell kou good.
Speaker 1: And in the same room once again.
Speaker 3: Look at you all. You look younger and refreshed.
Speaker 1: Do you think so?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You do.
Speaker 1: I was actually thinking your hair looks darker. Is there
Speaker 1: something wrong with the lighting? Or have you done something
Speaker 1: to your little permit?
Speaker 3: I just haven't washed it in the day. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you've said this to me before, and she's got oil
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, it actually looks good to be honest than yeah,
Speaker 1: because usually it's just that little bit too fluffy. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Oh, do not like it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I like it, but I'm looking at it now and
Speaker 1: I'm going, yeah, that's better.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah it's on camera if you can no.
Speaker 1: One can see.
Speaker 3: That's great way to start.
Speaker 1: But yes, we're here, back in the same studio after
Speaker 1: our Easter isolation episode last week. Let's just double check everyone,
Speaker 1: two arms length apart social distancing, we're obeying. We're all good.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm touching Jenna's fingernails, but they are twelve inches long.
Speaker 3: That doesn't count. It's good to be back. My god,
Speaker 3: I haven't seen Jenna in a couple of weeks. Mitch
Speaker 3: and I we we chat daily. Best friend. Well you're
Speaker 3: my best friend.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Last week I didn't say it enough, so we did.
Speaker 1: We did discover that during gold Digger last week, the
Speaker 1: new segment where I interview you, and now you're the
Speaker 1: one interviewing me for some gold story you haven't heard before.
Speaker 3: Tracy Grimshaw just kicking a kelpie under the desk. She
Speaker 3: didn't kick a kelpy.
Speaker 1: Are you going into this with some sort of agenda
Speaker 1: of what you want to know about me? Or you
Speaker 1: just going to wing it. Here's the thing, because I
Speaker 1: went into yours going I'm going to ask about his relationship,
Speaker 1: I think, But I.
Speaker 3: Didn't expect you to go there. And I have to
Speaker 3: say I got so many dms like I reckon, like
Speaker 3: at least upwards of forty of people being like that
Speaker 3: was so cute. That was beautiful. People I knew followed
Speaker 3: me that I didn't even realize. Listen to the podcast.
Speaker 3: It was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Melted my heart.
Speaker 3: It was beautiful. Hayten listened and he actually really liked that.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 3: So you've got some good stuff out of me. So
Speaker 3: I've been I've been thinking long and hard, but I
Speaker 3: think I've got some good questions. I think it's going
Speaker 3: to get deep. I mean, I think this segment will
Speaker 3: naturally just go to places.
Speaker 1: Yes, I suppose you're not going to ask me relationship questions,
Speaker 1: are you? There's not much to say that.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to ask you questions that I know
Speaker 3: the answer.
Speaker 1: To, surely. Fun fact, here's something I haven't told you.
Speaker 1: I went on a social distance date during the week.
Speaker 1: You tell me, I am telling you.
Speaker 3: When you called me before you went on.
Speaker 4: The day, he thought you were best friends.
Speaker 3: I thought we were best friends. Too.
Speaker 1: Well, who knows, but I just didn't come up.
Speaker 3: But yeah, was it on zoom?
Speaker 1: No, No, we actually met up. Like the only reason
Speaker 1: you're allowed to go outside and be with one other
Speaker 1: person is to exercise, So that's literally all we could do.
Speaker 1: We just went for a stroll in our active wear
Speaker 1: and we kept the distance the whole time.
Speaker 3: God well, I mean also, the exercise could be class
Speaker 3: of so many other things, Jenn, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: as long as you're bound the calories.
Speaker 1: No hope, speaking of that, can I tell you it's
Speaker 1: actually it was really bizarre going on a date where
Speaker 1: there's literally no physical contact involved. I don't mean sexy time.
Speaker 1: I mean like we couldn't even like do the oh
Speaker 1: my god, hi hug thing. Couldn't even do that. Oh no,
Speaker 1: because obviously, like we're not going to take risks and
Speaker 1: his mum actually works in healthcare. There was not worth
Speaker 1: the risks. So we respected it the whole time, and
Speaker 1: even when we parted ways and said goodbye, when usually
Speaker 1: on a normal date you'd be like, oh, do we
Speaker 1: go in.
Speaker 3: For the kids? There're a kid?
Speaker 1: No, we'll obviously not. He literally stuck his foot out
Speaker 1: to do like a you know, the foot shake or
Speaker 1: a foot five whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the willhn tap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I said to him ufterwards, I was like,
Speaker 1: h see, I respect you for following the rules, but
Speaker 1: little part of me also hates you for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I fucking hate you for it. It was just a weird,
Speaker 1: like a lot of pressure on the banter. Put it
Speaker 1: that way because that's the only gauge we had of
Speaker 1: whether it went well.
Speaker 3: I was just about to say, did you was it banter?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: You know it what it was. But we spoke about
Speaker 1: it afterwards and we both acknowledged, yeah, that was really weird.
Speaker 3: So what did you do the Bondida Bronte then go home?
Speaker 1: No, we're not the bondider Bronte. It was in my
Speaker 1: area near the bay Rum. But yeah, that's really all
Speaker 1: we could do. That's better than nothing. Right second day, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going to see it. Don't make a thing about it.
Speaker 1: We're going to cheat other again. But yeah, I think
Speaker 1: everyone needs to follow my example. It's not worth the
Speaker 1: risk just because your horny as fuck. Oh you can't
Speaker 1: be spreading the COVID all right.
Speaker 3: I know what you're meaning. Congratulations you show me photos?
Speaker 1: Actually no, no, we're not showing your photos.
Speaker 3: I might prove a bit deeper during gold Dig Up.
Speaker 3: We're going to do that at the end of the show.
Speaker 3: I'm also going to call you out on something that
Speaker 3: you've been mispronouncing.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I know what this is about. And I
Speaker 1: still may maintained that I'm correct.
Speaker 3: Don't say it you you even when you're wrong. And Jenna,
Speaker 3: this baffles me, even when you're blatantly wrong. He pretends
Speaker 3: that he's in the right.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, it makes no sense.
Speaker 1: He's er idiot les Normally, I'm normally copping this is.
Speaker 3: All right? Big show. Also, if it's your first time listening,
Speaker 3: welcome this is Is it just me? We start to
Speaker 3: show the same way every week with and is it
Speaker 3: just me? You have to call him an Jim. It's
Speaker 3: something that we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. My
Speaker 3: is it just me? Is interesting? It's something that you
Speaker 3: I don't think you've ever done, which is which is
Speaker 3: you know you've done it? All think you've ever done
Speaker 3: it either? But I think everyone else on earth right
Speaker 3: now is doing it. But let me tell you it's
Speaker 3: it's really grand of a gears.
Speaker 1: Are you doing it?
Speaker 3: I haven't done it. Oh, I've done it once, but
Speaker 3: not I'm not not personally, I've done it through someone else. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a strong hook hook of me.
Speaker 1: Sounds like laundering.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, mass murder. All right, why don't we say
Speaker 3: ready to go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll kick it off.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Thank you badly? Have you found yourself doing a lot
Speaker 1: more online browsing these days?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: God, not so much online spending because poor. But I
Speaker 1: just feel like a switch has been flicked in my
Speaker 1: brain that tells me I need this. I need that.
Speaker 1: I did get a treadmill, which I would say is
Speaker 1: necessary bargain. I did, and it's the money I'm saving
Speaker 1: on a gym membership seeing it's COVID closed that thank
Speaker 1: you so much. But apparently I saw something that Australia
Speaker 1: Post is actually busy than they would be at Christmas.
Speaker 1: So I know for a fact it's not just me.
Speaker 1: Heaps of people are buying stuff or even chemist stuff
Speaker 1: even though chemists are open. People are ordering chemist stuff
Speaker 1: online now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of home workout stuff being ordered online.
Speaker 1: I thought that even alcohol is up two hundred percent
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad runs an alcohol company. Yeah, tell wine
Speaker 3: cheap rose does the job. He said, they've made more
Speaker 3: money this quarter. Then jeez, sorry, they've made more money
Speaker 3: this quarter than they made in Christmas last year.
Speaker 1: Get here you go.
Speaker 4: My brother's the same, he works in for Lathweight's Wine.
Speaker 1: Bigger.
Speaker 3: They're making a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's over. I mean, there's nothing else to do.
Speaker 1: Everyone's it's constantly shopping, like I don't know, Like I said,
Speaker 1: I did the treadmill. I ordered scented candles from dust
Speaker 1: without snipping them. That with an era after yep, I've
Speaker 1: been looking up. I was like, oh, I need a
Speaker 1: brand new pair of headphones with a Google Assistant in it.
Speaker 1: I was shopping for that. I was researching all the
Speaker 1: different models that I would need, and then I decided
Speaker 1: against that and thought, no, I'll get a new TV instead.
Speaker 1: And then I found a new TV that I wanted.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't end up buying Oken coganin you go
Speaker 3: on Cogain.
Speaker 1: No, it was good, guys, and I found I did
Speaker 1: all the research. I found the one I wanted, but
Speaker 1: then it was only available for click and collecting. Dubbo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but then how am I supposed to get
Speaker 1: to it? I don't know, And so I thought, if
Speaker 1: I can't get the TV I want, I made so
Speaker 1: it just adopt a cat. And so that was the
Speaker 1: next rabbit hole I went down.
Speaker 3: You can't even have a cat in your apartment?
Speaker 1: Can you can? Can you?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should actually get a cat. You'd love a companion.
Speaker 3: I've done it, not that you, but while you're living,
Speaker 3: you know, with on your own.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not living by myself.
Speaker 3: I have a house, I know, but when you're not,
Speaker 3: when there's no you know, a companion for yourself.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you so much. I love it. I love
Speaker 1: this condescending lecture from a person that is in a relationship.
Speaker 3: It could be good for you.
Speaker 4: Fish helps.
Speaker 1: But look, I actually did go online and start looking
Speaker 1: around for what cat threat for adoption, and I found
Speaker 1: the most relatable bio ever, Like, seriously, how could you
Speaker 1: say no to this? Reready? So listen to this? Isabella
Speaker 1: the oasis of calm. It says, my ideal home, A safe,
Speaker 1: secure place where I can lay in the sun, watch
Speaker 1: some birds and be myself. I mean, isn't that the
Speaker 1: dream I'm.
Speaker 3: Going to call it? How did the cat write this?
Speaker 1: Well, obviously someone wrote it for the news your brain
Speaker 1: Mitchell's assumeing. No, shut up, it's actually really fine. Okay,
Speaker 1: this person clearly knows her and has written it on
Speaker 1: her on her behalf my energy level. I'm a couch
Speaker 1: potato but love a good pounds when I'm in the mood.
Speaker 1: She only does it on her terms. My suitability to
Speaker 1: other cats and dogs. I might be okay with a
Speaker 1: low key pet that won't get in my face, but
Speaker 1: I'd prefer to be your one and only. Oh I
Speaker 1: like this one. My suitability to children a family home
Speaker 1: won't be a good match for me. I don't like
Speaker 1: being cuddled or followed around.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're all you.
Speaker 1: I I love her, it says. While I appreciate human company,
Speaker 1: I'm also happy left to my own devices, but I'll
Speaker 1: often wait outside your door to accept a quick pat
Speaker 1: with queenly dignity. I don't have any outlandish requirements. I'm
Speaker 1: just happy being in your orbit. You're not that cat,
Speaker 1: Yes you are.
Speaker 3: You are not that cat.
Speaker 1: I was just I was instantly drawn to that cat,
Speaker 1: as if I could say, no, did.
Speaker 4: You get Isabella?
Speaker 3: Yeah, look you got them.
Speaker 1: That's my cat. I'm just handing generous selfie.
Speaker 3: No kidding.
Speaker 1: Isn't she cute?
Speaker 3: You got a cat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my cat. Oh my god, it's a sassy,
Speaker 1: groovy owl cat. Look give me to the phone.
Speaker 3: That's photos.
Speaker 1: There's photos of me with her.
Speaker 3: Which one was this the sassy one or Isabella?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Isabella? I call her bell Bell.
Speaker 4: Oh she's so cute.
Speaker 3: When did you get this cat?
Speaker 1: She moved in over the weekends. I've only had her
Speaker 1: a few days. It's our first day apart.
Speaker 3: Actually, you went on a date and you got to
Speaker 3: pussy without telling me. Yeah, thought we were best friends.
Speaker 1: I'm saving it for the podcast base.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I deliberately didn't put anything on social media about this,
Speaker 1: any reaction from you, you piece of ship. I wanted
Speaker 1: to bring it up really nonchalantly.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I dropped something off to your house
Speaker 3: the other day, and all I didn't realize I was
Speaker 3: a door between a cat and you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do you think I didn't let you in?
Speaker 1: I was like, thank you, just drop the SD car
Speaker 1: and go.
Speaker 3: I ever said that I'll come in. He said no, no,
Speaker 3: no social distancing. He's been quite good. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I got a pussy behind that door.
Speaker 1: I do and she's so hold on, give me, I'll
Speaker 1: let me find a phod if we Apparently she had
Speaker 1: kittens when she wasn't fully grown herself, and I didn't
Speaker 1: know that that. Apparently if a cat has kittens before
Speaker 1: it's fully grown, its stunts its growth permanently. So I've
Speaker 1: just got this permanently tiny cat. Look at how close
Speaker 1: to the ground she is. She's got the shortest, dumpiest
Speaker 1: legs you've ever seen.
Speaker 3: She looks like grumpy cat.
Speaker 1: She's so cute.
Speaker 3: What's her name?
Speaker 1: Is a BELLA is a bell?
Speaker 3: What do you call a bell?
Speaker 1: Isabella Marie? Actually, no, I call a bell bell?
Speaker 3: And she didn't cost you a fee?
Speaker 1: Of course she costs me a thing. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what do your mouth like?
Speaker 3: You've got it for free adoption.
Speaker 1: No, you have to pay to adopt because they do
Speaker 1: all the desexing in the worming and all that stuff,
Speaker 1: and the micro chipping and stuff. Oh, but it was
Speaker 1: worth it. Apparently it's an essential service. They give you
Speaker 1: a letter so that if you get pulled over you
Speaker 1: can say, no, animal rescue is an essential service. I'm
Speaker 1: allowed to be out of the house.
Speaker 3: Well, I was reading the animal you know they're euthanizing
Speaker 3: rescue animals at such a high rate. These days, people
Speaker 3: aren't adopting and.
Speaker 1: That's what made me want to adopt the cat, because
Speaker 1: with all the jobs being lost, people are surrendering their
Speaker 1: pets because they can't afford to feed them as well.
Speaker 3: That's awful.
Speaker 1: And yes, I don't know. I'm a fragile mess these days.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I need a cat.
Speaker 3: I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 1: I'm actually really that's really cuetale. Oh my god. I
Speaker 1: had to jump through some fucking hoops for that girl.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I had to do. A FaceTime
Speaker 1: with the cat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did the did the breeder behind the camera
Speaker 3: talk for her?
Speaker 1: She was in a foster home. So this particular charity
Speaker 1: you can actually sign up. I think other charities do this,
Speaker 1: so anyone interested look it up. You can sign up
Speaker 1: to be the foster care so you look after the
Speaker 1: cat while it's waiting to be adopted. Oh got it,
Speaker 1: So you have it in the interim, yes.
Speaker 4: Similar to my greyhound.
Speaker 3: You don't know your ground, yes I do.
Speaker 4: But she had a foster family, yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And so in all seriousness, I actually think
Speaker 1: that if anyone out there has been considering getting a
Speaker 1: hat for a while, and you're in a position to
Speaker 1: do so. Now would be a good time, because it
Speaker 1: actually is a bit of a The COVID has even
Speaker 1: impacted animal shelters.
Speaker 4: Make sure you know that you can look after a life.
Speaker 3: Yes, quarantine, Yeah, well you're isolated now. It seems like
Speaker 3: a good idea, But when you have to go back
Speaker 3: to work exactly, don't leave it in a two bedroom unit.
Speaker 1: Well no, little Bell Bell is very self sufficient and
Speaker 1: says she doesn't.
Speaker 3: So how long have you had her at this point?
Speaker 1: Not even a week?
Speaker 3: How's it been? Has she been crying at night? Has
Speaker 3: there been dramas bonding?
Speaker 1: She well, she's warm to me quite quickly, actually, which
Speaker 1: is nice. She she doesn't like new people and she
Speaker 1: doesn't like masculine voices, so it's fine. She creates men.
Speaker 1: She makes like no noise. But when she does, it's
Speaker 1: like this really butchered me out. She's like, oh she's
Speaker 1: a lesbian for sure. Bells pussy do. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh now the thing I'm the genuine question. Don't cats
Speaker 3: get heat whatever it's called.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they go and heat. But she's interfect.
Speaker 3: Oh, because my dog still humps a toy, but and
Speaker 3: there's jaculate on there. He's been desexed and I want
Speaker 3: to pick it up. The other day, no joke, and
Speaker 3: I went, it's crunchy, and I went, what's happened to
Speaker 3: someone spilled milkonte?
Speaker 1: Oh the dog was humping up Mitchell. I want you
Speaker 1: to feel like this is a safe space where you
Speaker 1: can share anything. But in the same breath, I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear about your dog spoffing to Okay, I
Speaker 1: just don't. Sorry, you don't hear from me, old fashioned?
Speaker 1: I don't no, I.
Speaker 3: No, no, I feel you. You don't want to hear
Speaker 3: about my kvoodles doodle no stand? I understand. Oh, congratulations,
Speaker 3: are very happy for you.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Jenna got to show fish. You've got a show cat.
Speaker 3: I need to get something.
Speaker 1: You've got a fucking horny dog.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my turn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: It's Bradley all right into him this week?
Speaker 3: It's change isolation made him go crazy.
Speaker 1: Brad tone it down a bit and go again.
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Is everyone with an Instagram account
Speaker 3: suddenly going.
Speaker 1: Live multiple times?
Speaker 3: I'm so over it. I don't want to know what
Speaker 3: Hugh Sheridan is doing. I ain't thirty at night. I
Speaker 3: couldn't give a shit about a penny long.
Speaker 4: Senator tell you that Delta Gooodrim has just started a.
Speaker 3: Live I bet she's singing put it to the microphone.
Speaker 1: In that moment and feeling like, okay, this is the song.
Speaker 3: Turn that dribble off. I am so over it, Jenna,
Speaker 3: I'm over Delta. Everyone has decided to use the live feature.
Speaker 3: And don't get me wrong, when Isolation first started, I
Speaker 3: actually was all around it. Everyone was like, I'm doing
Speaker 3: the Isolation Hour, or I'm doing We've got a good
Speaker 3: friend Nick Kelly who is doing the Isolation Hour, and
Speaker 3: he interviews as the artist, like Nick is a music
Speaker 3: person in the industry.
Speaker 1: Great, That's the thing. I don't mind when there is
Speaker 1: something planned and happening in the Instagram live. But I
Speaker 1: don't like when people just get up there and go, hey,
Speaker 1: Janis I know it was.
Speaker 3: The worst, Hey Alex David, Hey hey Jacob. It's like
Speaker 3: for ten minutes they say hi to everyone you join.
Speaker 1: There's no guarantee those people are actually watching. When you
Speaker 1: say hi, just click their notification and swiped away.
Speaker 3: They've always got three people watching my good friend. We
Speaker 3: all know it, Zoe Marshall. Right, lovely lady, massive influencer,
Speaker 3: always has upwards of ten thousand watching her lives. She's
Speaker 3: just sitting there with a baby, and I'm like, God,
Speaker 3: give him a fucking rusket and shove him in the closet.
Speaker 3: No one wants to see. We're friends. I can say that,
Speaker 3: and just no.
Speaker 1: I did a TikTok live for the first time the
Speaker 1: other day. It actually went rather well. I joined it
Speaker 1: and said, hih, that's right. It's awkward that you brought
Speaker 1: this up because I was going to suggest that we
Speaker 1: do more Instagram lines.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, here's the thing. I haven't got
Speaker 3: to my point yet. If you have a reason to
Speaker 3: be live, I love it. But when you're nobody, don't
Speaker 3: fucking go live.
Speaker 4: But some celebrities, they're just reading the comments as well.
Speaker 4: They're like, funny, well.
Speaker 3: She's see Michael Buboy went live. Now he's coming backlash
Speaker 3: because he punched his wife. What can you get the
Speaker 3: footage up to show me?
Speaker 1: Bring it up on newser so I can hear the
Speaker 1: sound tie me to the what.
Speaker 3: No, apparently I haven't actually seen heard the audio, but
Speaker 3: I've seen he elbows that Swedish woman in the break
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I actually can I play something I've
Speaker 3: got loaded very quickly? Then we'll get the boob blog. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this was my example. You don't watch the Kardashians, but
Speaker 3: I do. Mason dissick right. He is the eldest kit,
Speaker 3: the Kardashian kid, the first one ever born, so he's
Speaker 3: like ten now, and he just got Instagram, right, so
Speaker 3: he knows the ins and outs of the Kardashian family,
Speaker 3: which they make their money on. They hold it, they
Speaker 3: do it on the reality TV show. They sell the
Speaker 3: story Kylie and I got who have a child together?
Speaker 3: You can tell him about that, on and off, on
Speaker 3: and off, on and off. TMZ reported on again. Great
Speaker 3: Mason gets Instagram, goes Instagram live without telling anyone, and
Speaker 3: this is what happens. Kileen Travis are not back together
Speaker 3: live and someone said Kylie and Travis together, No, they're
Speaker 3: not together, Like it doesn't mean anything to him, but
Speaker 3: that is a million dollar story they could have told.
Speaker 3: And then Courtney gets up and just has to pretend
Speaker 3: that it was because you know, he was too young.
Speaker 5: And he started in Instagram like yesterday and what didn't
Speaker 5: ask us? And so I did delete it because Scott
Speaker 5: and I just felt like he is in.
Speaker 4: He's ten.
Speaker 3: That's not the reason.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, giving out family secrets.
Speaker 3: Just be honest.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if the Kardashians were a strawling youth
Speaker 1: would have heardson? Don't you talk about Hornie Coyly without
Speaker 1: her permission?
Speaker 3: Don't you mean what happened on Christmas?
Speaker 1: It's funny you say that. I don't watch the Kardashians.
Speaker 1: Literally last night I got how You. I'm on the trial.
Speaker 1: I started watching Kardashians. God, it's great switching off with
Speaker 1: the it's brilliant. I don't have to think at all.
Speaker 3: You should use my log and I get it for free.
Speaker 3: If yeah, I get how You, Disney Plus for free,
Speaker 3: Netflix for free, Stand for free. I get all of
Speaker 3: them for free.
Speaker 1: Oh god, Jenny, you could never accuse him of not
Speaker 1: being relatable, could you?
Speaker 3: I just offered you my login. Sorry, it's fine, but
Speaker 3: Disney Plus I got it for free last week and
Speaker 3: they sent me a baby Yoda. Sorry, I'm really digressing.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I got added to that list. Yeah,
Speaker 3: of course they send me to Disneyland.
Speaker 1: For free.
Speaker 4: I'm not an influencer that happens to the best.
Speaker 3: I could billy walk around the park. I was exhausted.
Speaker 3: I'm not a good poster child for Disney. I'm over
Speaker 3: there anyway. I'm over live. I'm gonna get you the
Speaker 3: Michael Bubay to finish on because this is a prime
Speaker 3: example of going live isn't always the best option, because
Speaker 3: he's got a whole lot of negative press. Come over here, Midge.
Speaker 1: Can you not bring it up on the YouTube? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jenna found it. Play it through the desks. Everyone else
Speaker 1: fucking here.
Speaker 3: Jenna turned that off.
Speaker 6: He was too aggressive.
Speaker 1: I love those hollow report That an welcome to Clever news.
Speaker 3: Yeahs my favorite of the ones. It's like welcome to
Speaker 3: watch Mojo.
Speaker 6: I watch defends her husband Michael Bouble after video spark
Speaker 6: concern for her safety. Like many other Luisana and Michael
Speaker 6: are doing their part to entertain the coronavirus outbreak by
Speaker 6: going live on social media from their home. In one
Speaker 6: of their recent Instagram live videos, you saw the singer
Speaker 6: elbow his wife in her side after she spoke over him,
Speaker 6: prompting her to apologize. He then pulled her into an embrace,
Speaker 6: but some believe he was too aggressive guys on Forever.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, not such a spunk after all, and.
Speaker 3: Then a bit of a terrible Sorry, I'll move on.
Speaker 3: Here's a question for you.
Speaker 7: Is this podcast better than listening to the sound of
Speaker 7: screeching breaks? If you ends, yeah, you should leave a
Speaker 7: five star rating on the Apple podcast app you're listening to.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: That was woefall.
Speaker 1: Don't forget to follow us me Spotify too.
Speaker 3: He was a five star review. Please. You can also
Speaker 3: follow our secret Facebook group, Enduring Idiots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have to listen to the show in
Speaker 1: order to be able to answer the entry question. We
Speaker 1: can't say too much.
Speaker 3: It's like a year two rubric. It's not that hard
Speaker 3: to get in. The questions are very simple, very secret though, Yeah,
Speaker 3: very true. We should stop talking about it. So I
Speaker 3: actually wanted to bring something up with you, Mitch. I
Speaker 3: don't really have a bone to pick with you. As
Speaker 3: you know, I say biens and I stand by it.
Speaker 3: I mean that's my speech impediment.
Speaker 1: Which is something we discovered in the middle of this show.
Speaker 1: You would just say talking about blind normally, Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I noticed that there was an extra syllable, and I
Speaker 1: don't recall you ever admitting that you were wrong, even
Speaker 1: though it's quite clear to everyone that blions is not
Speaker 1: how you say it.
Speaker 3: But I'm not adding an extra syllable, Mitchell, curse it's
Speaker 3: a lions blions.
Speaker 1: That's two you've added too, but it's only one.
Speaker 3: This is your segment, Melanie Smith, throw it into injury.
Speaker 3: Idiot's a great fan of the show, love it a bit,
Speaker 3: she says, Mitchell, I've got a bone to pick with you.
Speaker 3: Remember a little while back you made a point of
Speaker 3: pormitch couldn't bring more Melanie a little any orphan, saying
Speaker 3: bien's which is so wrong by the way, bitch, I
Speaker 3: should have read forward. Well, I was scrolling through TikTok
Speaker 3: and came across your Corona dad joke. You say extremely
Speaker 3: you give it an extra syllable, she said. It got
Speaker 3: me wondering, what do people have trouble saying you do
Speaker 3: you put an extra syllable in extremely.
Speaker 1: So she's saying that I say it with four syllables
Speaker 1: extremely yes, which to me sounds extremely correct. No, when
Speaker 1: you say it an insentence like that, Mitchell, I'm extremely
Speaker 1: disappointed in you. It doesn't sound wrong, and I maintain
Speaker 1: that I'm correct.
Speaker 3: You sound like a library teacher when you forgot to
Speaker 3: give back del to request at the library. This is
Speaker 3: extremely late.
Speaker 1: You're putting too much emphasis on the extra syllable. You're extremely.
Speaker 3: I don't like you realize how you talk after.
Speaker 4: Hearing you say I don't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound wrong, But apparently everyone.
Speaker 4: Like extremely or something.
Speaker 1: I think extremely with three syllables sounds too rushed. It
Speaker 1: sounds like you've tripped over and you've like skipped a breath.
Speaker 1: You're like extremely, Yeah, that's how it said me. No,
Speaker 1: it sounds incorrect to me. Extremely.
Speaker 4: Can you say it extremely?
Speaker 1: I heard an extra syllable in Genda's one go again Extremely.
Speaker 3: No, she's changing it all more time.
Speaker 1: Okay, close your eyes, don't pick it. Don't pick a
Speaker 1: loyalty sentence.
Speaker 4: Using the sentence I was extremely excited.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm kind of getting a bit of a skew.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it's because I said it slowly in
Speaker 1: this particular tip top.
Speaker 3: I said extremely, can you use it in a sentence?
Speaker 1: Go Mitchell? I am extremely frustrated right now that sounded
Speaker 1: that was a bit much because I said but.
Speaker 3: It doesn't sound bad.
Speaker 1: But you just because it's correct. That's why it doesn't
Speaker 1: sound bad.
Speaker 3: A poll on your Twitter. I did get the results up.
Speaker 1: They weren't in my favor, but that just means everyone
Speaker 1: on twitter's wrong.
Speaker 3: Give us the percentage.
Speaker 4: No, it does goodne I.
Speaker 1: Put a Twitter poll in ninety one percent say that
Speaker 1: I'm incorrect, But fuck them. That's what I have today.
Speaker 1: That's a massive majority because Twitter clowns are always correct.
Speaker 3: Don't get me said on Twitter. Clouds not this week.
Speaker 3: Check out a lot this Instagram pushed in.
Speaker 1: The comments speaking of clouds. No, go look at the
Speaker 1: photo of me with the bunny on on Instagram. Oh
Speaker 1: you'll understand how you're been thinking about it.
Speaker 3: I get like a little rat. Okay, I think you're wrong,
Speaker 3: and I've even found the Oxford Dictionary YouTube and they're
Speaker 3: going to pronounce extremely in the Oxford Dictionary correct. Ready,
Speaker 3: here we go.
Speaker 1: Extremely. Yep, extremely, she's from posh British bitch, fucking as
Speaker 1: if she's gonna know extremely incorrect?
Speaker 2: Did you hear that? What?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Where is that coming from?
Speaker 3: Auto played the next video. I thought Boltimort was in here.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was terrifying guys. Go back and
Speaker 3: listen to that. There is a spirit in the studio,
Speaker 3: But it's actually just this guy saying, sir, chare ready,
Speaker 3: what's going on? Holy ship?
Speaker 1: Okay, you're wrong, beacha for the first time, running extremely late?
Speaker 1: Can we can we move this along?
Speaker 3: I'd meet you're wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 3: I've got a sad effects. You're wrong. Jesus Christ. Oh
Speaker 3: we love you though for all your faults, even though
Speaker 3: you're extremely wrong.
Speaker 1: Let's jump here, extremely did I?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm a gold digger.
Speaker 1: And moved along very swiftly.
Speaker 3: There, jan to put your jacket on, you'll get you
Speaker 3: put it.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm not I wasn't committed to the theater of
Speaker 1: the mind. Play the opener again. It's a gold digger time.
Speaker 3: I'm a gold digger.
Speaker 1: Lad's first yet and you get out of the lift.
Speaker 4: Oh it's cold down here.
Speaker 3: I'm putting on my bestis jacket.
Speaker 1: The other day.
Speaker 3: I think I've got the black lung Papa all these
Speaker 3: days down here.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what are we are doing today?
Speaker 3: Like panini at Cafe Sydney I'm grilling, yeah, all right?
Speaker 3: Or at Jamaica blue, but the lunchtime special, We're getting
Speaker 3: the club sandwich and I'm pressing you down.
Speaker 1: So the aim of gold Digger, if you haven't heard it,
Speaker 1: it's where we interview each other, searching for golden stories
Speaker 1: that we didn't already know about each other. I have
Speaker 1: hit you with two you didn't know. This week. I
Speaker 1: have a cat and I went on a social distance day.
Speaker 1: Is that not enough for you? I feel it was?
Speaker 3: Yould just ended the segment. Now should we just go home?
Speaker 3: See you, guys, we got what we needed.
Speaker 4: We're down in the mine, and of.
Speaker 3: Course we're down here. It takes a while to get
Speaker 3: back up there. So sit down, relax, hard, hats on
Speaker 3: the two of you.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 3: Don't be nervous. Don't be nervous because these are actually
Speaker 3: questions that I don't know the answer to and our
Speaker 3: listeners don't know the answer to. So I'm just going
Speaker 3: to quickly start. Let me pick it up.
Speaker 1: Jenna, did you the pick axe? I told you to
Speaker 1: pack it?
Speaker 4: No, I told Mitch too.
Speaker 1: Have you got it? Okay, we're good. We're good.
Speaker 4: For goodness sake, there we go.
Speaker 3: Alright, I'm digging in. Watch out, watch your eyes, all right, this, Mitch,
Speaker 3: is how our origin.
Speaker 1: Story, our origin story. A lot of people don't actually know,
Speaker 1: but this is meant to be things that you don't know.
Speaker 1: You were there, bro, No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Asking about me. I know where I was. Oh, I
Speaker 3: had to know where you were when you met.
Speaker 1: Little old Jenner, Little old Jenner, Little old Jenner.
Speaker 3: I know you guys are friends. Don't worry. We're getting deeper,
Speaker 3: just starting now. If this is we get through the error.
Speaker 1: We worked at a social media startup company together. I
Speaker 1: was like, you know those bloody videos we just watched
Speaker 1: in fact where it's like a pop culture update with
Speaker 1: it like welcome to Clever News. It was like that,
Speaker 1: but it was me being like, this is amplifying our
Speaker 1: Troy Savanna's released a new song blah blah blah, and
Speaker 1: so I was on camera and then they brought in
Speaker 1: this new editor because the editor was going on hold.
Speaker 1: And I think I've told this story.
Speaker 4: Before and I was not an editor, and I told
Speaker 4: everyone I do not edit.
Speaker 3: So you were the new editor?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, And she wasn't an editor, so she learned
Speaker 1: how to edit in the weekend before she started the job.
Speaker 1: And I remember saying to a colleague. This bitch can't
Speaker 1: edit for shit. But now I know that she was
Speaker 1: literally just winging it because she wanted to work at
Speaker 1: the same company. So I was like, that's impressive. And
Speaker 1: then I don't know, we just kind of got to
Speaker 1: know each other from work, and then we went on
Speaker 1: a trip together. And then when I was at KISS
Speaker 1: and then a couple of digital producers left the business. Here,
Speaker 1: I said, I put her forward for a job. I
Speaker 1: was actually her referee. I could have fucked this for
Speaker 1: you dinner. Really, Then she was hired at the same company,
Speaker 1: and then she's been moved to WSFM. So now with rivals,
Speaker 1: what do they ask you when that for the interview?
Speaker 1: What was she like to work with?
Speaker 3: Did you get nineteenth century? Which vibe? Ye, yep, yep.
Speaker 4: I remember the first time I met you, I was
Speaker 4: sitting in the gutter outside because they wouldn't let me in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't have a pass to the office at
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 4: I was sitting in the gutter and then I like,
Speaker 4: where are you?
Speaker 3: Oh see there was a short, little sweet nugget the
Speaker 3: nuggets out. I put it in my little knapsack and
Speaker 3: I've got it. And so of the listeners.
Speaker 1: I think I may have already told that story, but
Speaker 1: it's the right not on this podcast.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm not my cup of ship. Okay, I'd like
Speaker 3: to know me. You are famous.
Speaker 1: Sorry, fucking not multitask while you're digging. Just focus on
Speaker 1: the digging. You were talking at the same time you
Speaker 1: weren't even looking week.
Speaker 4: Last week was fine, and now we're dealing with this.
Speaker 3: I scared the dogs with the digging. I didn't realize,
Speaker 3: Oh that wasn't your cat but dead or whatever it's
Speaker 3: I'm moving on to bogan Gate.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Now, for those of you who don't know our beloved
Speaker 3: Mitchell as much as Jenna and I do, and much
Speaker 3: of the listeners do. You were from a small Australian
Speaker 3: regional town known as bogan Gate.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How many hours out.
Speaker 1: Of Sydney, about six or seven.
Speaker 3: That's rural and it's like Inland.
Speaker 1: Yeah west, so like if you pinpoint where you think
Speaker 1: the middle of North South Wales. He's on a map
Speaker 1: about there.
Speaker 3: Really Yeah, so population is.
Speaker 1: Two hundred according to the sign, but I don't think
Speaker 1: there's actually that many.
Speaker 3: Oh you think there's less, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent, maybe not two hundred people in that town.
Speaker 3: Did they just overshoot it hoping that it attract tourists.
Speaker 1: I really don't know how that happened.
Speaker 3: Oh it was one ninety nine. Now you're in the
Speaker 3: big city, boy. Now I want to know about bog
Speaker 3: and Ga. I want to know a lot of people
Speaker 3: know you as the bog and Gate boy. And I
Speaker 3: know you try to live it down, but you did
Speaker 3: release a video when you were how old now nineteen?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was in twenty fifteen that I
Speaker 3: did that, and you were just literally you'd never made
Speaker 3: videos before. Yeah, you want a video, guy, you put
Speaker 3: it up and tell us the origin story of the video.
Speaker 1: So for a group of assignments when I was studying radio,
Speaker 1: we had to make a Facebook page and post digital
Speaker 1: content onto it as just like practice. That was part
Speaker 1: of the assignment. And I made all the videos for
Speaker 1: that because I wanted practice to do my job that
Speaker 1: I do today, which is making videos for radio. And
Speaker 1: then the course finished, we went home for summer. I
Speaker 1: was bored and I made a video giving a two
Speaker 1: of bogen Gate so that my friends back in Sydney
Speaker 1: could see where I lived. And so I just made
Speaker 1: a quick video put it on the Facebook page, and
Speaker 1: it just kept escalating from there. It just kept getting
Speaker 1: more and more views, and then it spread and then
Speaker 1: the little Facebook page that we made literally for an assignment,
Speaker 1: went from two hundred likes to like, I think it
Speaker 1: was six thousand. And that's when I started posting my
Speaker 1: own videos.
Speaker 3: You put the girls into a boardroom and cut them worse.
Speaker 1: I tried. I tried. I was like, can I change
Speaker 1: the Facebook page name? Just my name? Because they didn't
Speaker 1: even have admint access to the page. So I was like,
Speaker 1: they won't mind, I'm the one that does all the
Speaker 1: videosn they refuse, So I started my own Facebook page,
Speaker 1: which now has seventy five thousand likes. So I do
Speaker 1: want to need them anyway.
Speaker 3: Interesting, that's such a cool story, and you've been making
Speaker 3: videos ever since.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Still refer to as the Vogue gay boy, right or
Speaker 3: know you from there? That's where their first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of cose. Sometimes people they run into me, usually
Speaker 1: when they're drunk. They just look at me and they
Speaker 1: put the hand out like wait, wait.
Speaker 3: Sarah Michelle Geller.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, bog Gate or it's Bogainville.
Speaker 3: Well see that's why when I tell people about that
Speaker 3: I work with you Mitchell Kob's funny videos Bug and Gate.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they know instantly.
Speaker 1: That's one of them that people recall, like some people
Speaker 1: haven't ever seen that. They're like, oh, you're the toe
Speaker 1: now polished kid.
Speaker 3: Oh that interesting. I'll get the pickaxes out because it's
Speaker 3: still the same topics basically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there could be more golden.
Speaker 3: I want to know about bog and Gate late week.
Speaker 4: We haven't finished sticking.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you have to wait till we
Speaker 3: get the goal?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I was still sorry. I want to know about bog
Speaker 3: and Gate and what it was like being gay in
Speaker 3: a very small town, and also what it was like
Speaker 3: in high school and how you came out because you
Speaker 3: have a very supportive family, but coming from a small
Speaker 3: town that can be rough.
Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't really open when I was at home,
Speaker 1: So I think I started coming out to a handful
Speaker 1: of friends in like July before in the year I
Speaker 1: finished school, and by like September, your classes are over,
Speaker 1: You've just got exams. So I know I was never
Speaker 1: out and proud in high school, and then I didn't
Speaker 1: tell my family until January of twenty fifteen, and I
Speaker 1: moved out in February. How did you do that? I
Speaker 1: drunk texted my brother on.
Speaker 3: New Year's Were you nervous about your brother?
Speaker 1: Yeah, not because I thought that he was not going
Speaker 1: to be happy about it or not supported, but he
Speaker 1: just doesn't Actually, the whole family really doesn't handle awkward well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I was like, it's not that I'm worried that
Speaker 1: they're not going to be supportive, They're just going to
Speaker 1: They're not going to know what to say, so they're
Speaker 1: going to avoid the topic and it's just going to
Speaker 1: be tense. So my brother when I went home the
Speaker 1: next day, he literally didn't look at me, not because
Speaker 1: he was like disgusted, but he didn't know what to say, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I was just it was just very awkward.
Speaker 3: Then when did the ice break? Did you bring it
Speaker 3: up or did he?
Speaker 1: I don't remember, to be honest, he just went back
Speaker 1: to normal.
Speaker 3: What about being in a town and being gay? Were
Speaker 3: you the only gay kid in the population of maybe
Speaker 3: two hundred.
Speaker 1: Well to my knowledge, yeah, And then I actually I
Speaker 1: got the shits that my dad and Lee when I
Speaker 1: was home because he mentions, oh, yeah, I can't remember
Speaker 1: his actual name, and oh, you know Ken down the road. Yeah,
Speaker 1: his husband passed away or something. I was like, sorry,
Speaker 1: there's a gay couple in bogen Gate. Yeah, they've always
Speaker 1: lived here. And I was like, really, and you didn't
Speaker 1: think to tell me that while I was living here,
Speaker 1: like that would be some source of extraordinary comfort to me.
Speaker 1: I was like, why the fuck did I not know that?
Speaker 1: And then he goes, oh, there's a couple of gay
Speaker 1: couples around the area. I was like, what, I had
Speaker 1: no idea. I thought I was the only game in
Speaker 1: the reality and that's what I've been rolling with. But
Speaker 1: apparently there's others.
Speaker 3: And since can you tell me there was someone in
Speaker 3: like what what's the neighboring town, parks or someone that, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's also gay, Like, hi, were the two gay people in.
Speaker 1: A fine Parks has plenty, But.
Speaker 3: You're there, the famous one from bogan Gate. You really are?
Speaker 1: I mean sure?
Speaker 3: When you go back, though, is it a bit of like,
Speaker 3: you know, the Kardashians in Los Angeles? What do you mean,
Speaker 3: glad do they sort of stopping michel cams?
Speaker 1: No, it's not no like people do say, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I watched you videos. That's very nice. And I say, oh,
Speaker 1: thank you whatever, But like that happens in Sydney too.
Speaker 1: Sorry that sounds like I'm bragging, but you know it's
Speaker 1: not that different. I'm asking you questions. Yes, did you
Speaker 1: really put them on the map?
Speaker 3: I feel like you did.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess the place has more recognition than
Speaker 1: it did before.
Speaker 3: Right, they've got you to thank.
Speaker 1: The pub people told me that they have had a
Speaker 1: few people bring the video up and say that that's
Speaker 1: where they first heard of the place. So I guess
Speaker 1: it's helped him with That's sweet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so did you take girls in high school? Do
Speaker 3: you have girlfriends?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hold on, we got girl.
Speaker 1: No, that's not that good.
Speaker 3: Some people didn't realize it's not that goal.
Speaker 1: Nothing happened. At most there was like a kiss at
Speaker 1: a school disco. Like it was nothing.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to name their names. Poor girls.
Speaker 3: They're ashamed, not a shame of famous in the town.
Speaker 3: Are they They're still? Are they still in bogen Gate?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well let's move on from bogen Gate, because I
Speaker 3: mean there was maybe some platinum, some silver, I don't
Speaker 3: know about gold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't feel like anything was that interesting. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about your career now. I want to know personally,
Speaker 3: do you have accomplished a lot in the twenty four.
Speaker 1: Years you've been around twenty three? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Shit, you have achieved heaps, and you work at a
Speaker 3: massive radio station, you have a massive online following. But
Speaker 3: I really don't know what the endgame is for you,
Speaker 3: and I genuinely want to know what it is in
Speaker 3: your head, like, honestly where you see yourself?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I often get stressed about the fact
Speaker 1: that I don't know what I want to do next.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, should I have some sort of long
Speaker 1: term plan? But not really. This is the job I wanted.
Speaker 1: I wanted to work for caland Decio, and that's happened.
Speaker 1: That's what I I wanted to work for them by
Speaker 1: the by the time I was twenty five, and then
Speaker 1: when it happened at twenty one, I was like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 1: I do I have to have a goal of what's next,
Speaker 1: which I don't really.
Speaker 3: Are you a goal setter? Do you set them in
Speaker 3: your head or write there?
Speaker 1: You usually yeah, but then I haven't really come up
Speaker 1: with one since the career wise, like hobby wise, like,
Speaker 1: obviously I've had side projects with the podcasts and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's really all I have goals around. I don't really
Speaker 1: have goals around my social media followers. This is when
Speaker 1: I'm bored, I make a video.
Speaker 3: So you don't see that as you career. God, No,
Speaker 3: you just see to something that you've got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I don't make money off my social media.
Speaker 1: I probably could if I was more savvy in that area.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to get Instagram sponsored posts.
Speaker 1: I don't really know how it works. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I just feel fine.
Speaker 3: So you like, you could definitely get management or get
Speaker 3: someone to represent you to push you out for sponsored
Speaker 3: content or to you know, host things or be an
Speaker 3: MC or is that something that you want to do?
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. I wouldn't really know how to
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: But see you right now, have like a desk job,
Speaker 3: and you work for someone as like an employee. You
Speaker 3: could easily just be like your own brand, as like
Speaker 3: Mitchell Coombs and do it. Does that? Is that what
Speaker 3: you want to do?
Speaker 1: I the idea of human beings being referred to as
Speaker 1: brands has always weirded me out. I don't know. It depends,
Speaker 1: like I this sounds like I'm a slat, but I'm
Speaker 1: not very good at selling myself, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go out and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you should hire me, you should employ me, you should
Speaker 1: give me this gig. But I don't know. I'm just
Speaker 1: happy doing what I'm doing, all right?
Speaker 3: What is your ultimate career goal? Because I know what
Speaker 3: I like endgame, I can sort of picture what I
Speaker 3: want to do like a job. What about your what's
Speaker 3: ultimate dream? And might be embarrassing to say, but.
Speaker 1: No, I actually don't really have anything like I don't.
Speaker 3: So fast forward fifty years and there has a been
Speaker 3: much thirty years in your prime? Where do you see yourself?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Am I supposed to know?
Speaker 3: Well, didn't get any gold there, j don't Jesus crist Sorry,
Speaker 3: you have to come back down in his mind tomorrow
Speaker 3: to him on the weekends.
Speaker 1: You're coming with me, I'm cold, I given.
Speaker 3: I know I've got twenty more. I've written things down
Speaker 3: in ballpoint inc. I also know about Breakfast TV. I
Speaker 3: know you're obsessed with Breakfast TV. Do you look at
Speaker 3: that and go, oh my god, I want to be
Speaker 3: the next Koshi or you want to host a show
Speaker 3: like that or be on TV.
Speaker 1: At No, I'm not very good. I said this. Well,
Speaker 1: people wouldn't know, actually, because we had to delete the
Speaker 1: episode when we had that producer from Sunrise in to
Speaker 1: talk about behind the scenes goths and then apparently apparently
Speaker 1: we had to pull the episode because he said one
Speaker 1: too many things the both of them weren't happy about.
Speaker 1: Apparently in that episode, I remember saying I would suck
Speaker 1: at that job because I'm not very good at pretending
Speaker 1: that I'm interested in things. To say, the producers come
Speaker 1: to you and said, we're gonna we've got a story
Speaker 1: about the importance of fencing the pool this summer, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, don't give a fuck, and I'm not going
Speaker 1: to be able to muster up the energy at this
Speaker 1: hour to pretend that I do.
Speaker 3: Okay, Bradley Jackson, I do that, you know the news.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that I would get the job, and
Speaker 1: then a few stories. I'm just I wouldn't go for
Speaker 1: the job because I know that I'm not good at
Speaker 1: pretending to be really engaging.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, for you see you know what you want?
Speaker 3: I find that interesting. Not many people do, like you know,
Speaker 3: who you are. So you just got to just that
Speaker 3: is it? That's good? Yeah, that brings it right next
Speaker 3: to point. Relationships.
Speaker 4: Okay, we have to do digging.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you haven't had any substantial long term relationships.
Speaker 1: He understands the game.
Speaker 3: But what if I don't get gold?
Speaker 1: The sound effect was still No, you dig and then
Speaker 1: you go, right, what's here? We have to see what
Speaker 1: we all right?
Speaker 3: Oh, I get it, So Mitch, wait till we find it.
Speaker 1: Jane and I will do already hit it again. Okay,
Speaker 1: So okay, hopefully we get something on the other side
Speaker 1: of this one. I have a good about this. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: what's that?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's a good?
Speaker 1: Is that is that copper? No, it could be gold.
Speaker 1: Let's have a look.
Speaker 3: Oh I've been doing it wrong.
Speaker 1: I thought you got it. Bro, you're the sound of
Speaker 1: that guy ship.
Speaker 3: Yell every time I yell, I come back. All right,
Speaker 3: I've got there's a nice little.
Speaker 1: Spot up here, Jenna, he needs more room. Can you
Speaker 1: need that wheelbarrow?
Speaker 4: No, it's heavy.
Speaker 3: Here we go get something up here.
Speaker 1: God. Okay.
Speaker 3: Relationships, yeah, relationship. Sorry, I thought I have been something else.
Speaker 3: You haven't had any long term serious relationships. Not not
Speaker 3: knocking it, just a fact of the matter.
Speaker 1: You never had a boyfriend, never had a boyfriend.
Speaker 3: I remember when I met you. I was like, here
Speaker 3: is the floozy of this century of people would think
Speaker 3: that you you know you're active, okay, not think you're
Speaker 3: not active.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say there's a difference between having a
Speaker 1: boyfriend and not being actually correct.
Speaker 3: No, correct, and I'll say that, but I thought you
Speaker 3: would have been like, oh, ten boyfriends down, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. I don't know why now I know you,
Speaker 3: I know that's nothing but false. Do you think do
Speaker 3: you think there's a reason why do you not want
Speaker 3: a partner?
Speaker 1: It's not that I don't want one, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't really go out of my way to find one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because the longest I've been with someone is like three months,
Speaker 1: and it always seems to end at that point where
Speaker 1: it's at like a cross the throat. Okay, we can
Speaker 1: either become more serious or we cannot. And I don't
Speaker 1: have much patience. If I don't actually like someone, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to pretend.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, and also it just comes down to the fact
Speaker 1: that there's a lot of really valuable single adults in
Speaker 1: my life, and I would be quite happy to be
Speaker 1: that person, you know, the single fun aren't figure for.
Speaker 3: A Yeah, loves Rosan an art class.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if that's what it comes to, then I'm happy
Speaker 1: with that. But also if I meet someone and we
Speaker 1: say together, then great, Like I don't really I'm happy
Speaker 1: either way, So I'm not really going out of my
Speaker 1: way to find someone.
Speaker 3: What does your ideal partner look like?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: What would their name be?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Mitchell, what would their birthday be? What
Speaker 1: street they live on? Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Just think about it.
Speaker 1: What is the dream job?
Speaker 3: You can go? My boyfriend's a fighter pilot.
Speaker 1: I don't care what his job is. That doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: but it shapes a lot of the person. Well, No,
Speaker 1: that's very shallow to judge them for their job. I
Speaker 1: don't care what they do, but what is important to
Speaker 1: me is the sense of humor. Also, they would probably
Speaker 1: have to be quite patient and understanding of me being
Speaker 1: a bit of a nut job at times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 3: there's more in there, Jenna, what do you think.
Speaker 1: I think we could go for another tasking me about
Speaker 1: relationships I've never had.
Speaker 3: I know, but I want to know what your dream
Speaker 3: relationship is. Like you get slipped off your feet and
Speaker 3: you go to Maui and you have a you know,
Speaker 3: a dull coconut plantation run, and.
Speaker 1: That's not how my mind works. I don't imagine what
Speaker 1: my ideal partner's going to be in it.
Speaker 3: Are you looking like currently looking? Or if it happens,
Speaker 3: it happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it happens, it happens. Like I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I'm like on Tinder and stuff. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: go out of my way.
Speaker 3: Now, do you want to talk about it?
Speaker 1: You know what I actually realized one of the big
Speaker 1: reasons that I might be single is there's two factors actually,
Speaker 1: One I don't like public transport, and two I'm too
Speaker 1: much of an alcoholic to drive and not drink. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to catch a fucking bus
Speaker 1: to a date, and if I drive means I can't
Speaker 1: drink and I'm probably gonna end up drink driving home.
Speaker 1: Do you know the amount of times I've like lined
Speaker 1: up a date and then I've just bailed because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't be bothered. I'm not getting on a fucking
Speaker 1: bus and I'm not driving because that means I can't drink,
Speaker 1: so like it clearly just can't be that important to me.
Speaker 1: If that's where I'm at, Yeah, I can't be bothered
Speaker 1: getting on a bus or giving up rose for one night.
Speaker 3: All right, Well I've got another one. If you want
Speaker 3: to talk about guy X, the guy that you potentially
Speaker 3: went on ISO date with.
Speaker 1: There's something to talk about. I just met up with someone.
Speaker 1: No kissing, obviously, we went over that.
Speaker 3: What about family, Mitch, do you want to have kids?
Speaker 1: I don't not want to have kids, but I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be abuleset if it doesn't happen.
Speaker 3: Can you see yourself getting married?
Speaker 1: Perhaps? But again, it's one of those things where I'm
Speaker 1: not mad if it doesn't happen, Like it's like, whatever
Speaker 1: happens happens.
Speaker 3: This is I'm perplexed because you're saying your day by
Speaker 3: day and you just go with the punches. But I
Speaker 3: feel like it's one of the most organized people I know,
Speaker 3: and you have everything planned and.
Speaker 1: Then like I'm organized in the short term. I've organized
Speaker 1: my dinner for tonight when I go home, it's all
Speaker 1: laid out and the ingredients are measured and whatever and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. But like, it's not worth the stress
Speaker 1: of planning of forward years in advance, because even two
Speaker 1: years ago I was different to how I am now,
Speaker 1: so I can't guarantee I'm gonna want the same shit
Speaker 1: in even two years time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, fair enough. Interesting. I don't know if I've
Speaker 3: got anything.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to offer you a suggestion sop asking
Speaker 1: about what I'm going to do in the future, and
Speaker 1: ask about things I've done in the past, because clearly
Speaker 1: I think I've made it clear that I'm not planning
Speaker 1: ahead I'm going to do I've been through so much
Speaker 1: and he's only asking about the future.
Speaker 3: Oh, your first time gay clubbing ever? He's sitting in
Speaker 3: the big smoke Yeah wow, would you did? You got
Speaker 3: a stone wall cliche?
Speaker 1: SBS took me and they filmed the whole thing.
Speaker 3: What now, you're such an influencer.
Speaker 1: They reached out to me and said, hey, you're that
Speaker 1: bogn Gate kid, aren't you. We want to do a
Speaker 1: piece with you for our Mindigragh coverage where we take
Speaker 1: a country kid gay clubbing for the first time, and
Speaker 1: I originally said no, Well, I was like that sounds terrifying.
Speaker 1: I never been to like a club before, let alone
Speaker 1: a gay club. And I was still a bit insecure
Speaker 1: at that point. Yes, and I was like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do it. I can't do it. And
Speaker 1: they were like, okay, what if we pay you? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's not about that, it's about I just
Speaker 1: don't imagine that being good content where I'm just me
Speaker 1: in a club, like it be so awkward. Okay, what
Speaker 1: if we send a reporter with you? And they sent
Speaker 1: Patrick Aboard too. I think that guy that does the
Speaker 1: Mardiguar coverage and stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I do know Patrick. I genuinely know Patrick.
Speaker 1: And he was awesome, Like he made me feel really comfy,
Speaker 1: nice and like it was really nice about it. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure it's still on line if you were to.
Speaker 3: I think I've actually seen it. You've shown yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: The goo. It's not even you haven't even struck old
Speaker 1: because you've heard the story. No, yeah, it was. It
Speaker 1: was very It was very, very, very awkward, and I
Speaker 1: was so anxious. But obviously I got over that and
Speaker 1: I still go out club in these days. Every time
Speaker 1: I run into Patrick, he's like, ah, I knew you'd
Speaker 1: warm up to it.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cute, big hard.
Speaker 1: We're like, oh, darling, you brought me here, thank you.
Speaker 3: What about your first hook up at a gay club
Speaker 3: was terrifying?
Speaker 1: I don't remember, really, I couldn't. I don't remember which
Speaker 1: one was the first? Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember I saw an Interey with Courtney Act
Speaker 3: and the first night she was in Sydney she went
Speaker 3: to Stonewall and she lost her virginity.
Speaker 1: That definitely didn't happen real. I'd already lost it.
Speaker 3: So did you lose it in Bugen Gate? No? Really,
Speaker 3: in the big Smoke?
Speaker 1: Yeah, once i'd moved to Sydney.
Speaker 3: You don't want to say who it was with I.
Speaker 1: This is not me being as slight. It's actually just
Speaker 1: that we didn't exchange names. It was just some random
Speaker 1: gronk on grinder. It was not fun, but I was like,
Speaker 1: I need to get this over and done with.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh really, see, I was like, I wanted to
Speaker 3: be romantic. Candles candles, candles.
Speaker 1: I mean, that'd be ideal, but I just want to
Speaker 1: because I was already quite a late bloomer.
Speaker 3: I was on.
Speaker 1: I was like eighteen by the time i'd come out,
Speaker 1: which I suppose it's not that late really compared to you.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to be awful and
Speaker 1: like be totally unfamiliar with the fucking by the time
Speaker 1: it happened. So I'm like, I need to get some experience,
Speaker 1: even though it's gonna be awful.
Speaker 3: Well, that's all right, I do homework, you know, try
Speaker 3: before you buy and not good.
Speaker 1: Obviously first time it's never good.
Speaker 3: But you know, have you had a fuck buddy? No,
Speaker 3: So no one that you really go back to.
Speaker 1: Only people that I've been dating, Yeah, but no.
Speaker 3: One that you're like, I remember that time that Persian guy.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go back to them and back back. Really, mother,
Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm shock. I wouldn't ever have
Speaker 3: one really interesting?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hmm, is that really?
Speaker 3: I think that's interesting.
Speaker 1: We're talking about things that I haven't done yet.
Speaker 3: You all you want to talk about the things you
Speaker 3: have done, right?
Speaker 1: I think that's more interesting, isn't it.
Speaker 3: What do you think is the most interesting story you
Speaker 3: have to tell?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: That is such lazy interviewing. Why the whole point of
Speaker 1: this segment is for you to keep digging and asking
Speaker 1: the right questions to uncover some gold. You're just going
Speaker 1: give me some guls. What's the best story you got.
Speaker 3: I'm robbing you at gunpoint.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We will uncover if you ask the
Speaker 1: right questions.
Speaker 3: Oh god, there's like a riddle. General, I hate riddles.
Speaker 1: You do interviewed through a living bro surely, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: they can send me a press sheet like ask about
Speaker 1: this press in the right spots.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're best friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but I feel like I don't even
Speaker 3: know where to go.
Speaker 1: Well, that's all we've got time for you.
Speaker 3: I want to get one more nugget. I feel like
Speaker 3: there is I don't know what to ask.
Speaker 1: All right, Dan, we can't do this.
Speaker 3: Is you anything you want to tell?
Speaker 1: No, that's not how it works, Babe.
Speaker 3: Jenna, what do you have any questions?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, am I that uninteresting?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: But I feel like we know everything about you.
Speaker 1: So we've walked away from this establishing that I have
Speaker 1: never had a boyfriend. I don't necessarily want one, but
Speaker 1: I don't not want one.
Speaker 3: What do you want to talk about?
Speaker 1: You have to dig, bro, That's that's the point.
Speaker 4: Okay, let me let me see sixty minutes right here?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 1: Should we do Jenner next week? I feel like this
Speaker 1: the segment started strong, but this week sucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think we this week didn't suck. I feel like
Speaker 3: we got everything we could.
Speaker 1: Up to you. You have the pick axe is in
Speaker 1: your hand, Brothers, I.
Speaker 3: Have a pick axe. I can see some difference.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying you can put it down if you want.
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 3: I don't want to put it down. I feel like
Speaker 3: you've got things you want to say.
Speaker 1: No I don't. I don't.
Speaker 3: All right, Maybe we didn't get enough out of you.
Speaker 3: Maybe we have to do this segment again next week.
Speaker 3: Who knows?
Speaker 1: No, next week, isn't it going to Are we both
Speaker 1: going to grill Jenna?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the two of us. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do it, don't you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No? Why don't want to?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: Now it's now just occurring to me that we never
Speaker 1: once asked her. We just said that that's how it
Speaker 1: was going to work.
Speaker 3: Jenna, Do you want to do it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: Really? Nah?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Another fun show, guys, another fun show.
Speaker 3: I feel like, are you furious at us?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: For not getting more goal?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: No, I've got my clearly, maybe I'm just not that interesting, Jenna.
Speaker 3: My pockets are full of yours.
Speaker 4: They're pretty full.
Speaker 3: Listen, there's both my pockets. There's a lot going on
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 4: But I'm also I'm as really hungry as well.
Speaker 3: I'm fucking starving. I need to go. I'm exhausted to
Speaker 3: you for listening.
Speaker 1: Guys, don't forget to follow us at a couple of
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Speaker 1: the secret entry.
Speaker 3: Question correct questions plural is two of them?
Speaker 1: There there is.
Speaker 3: It's getting harder. A lot of people in that group
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Speaker 1: Now, I know, isn't it? Isn't it beautiful?
Speaker 3: They will post a lot. It's actually very sweet.
Speaker 1: It's a great little community. I love it all right.
Speaker 3: And I want to meet Burt. What's the cats made? Bella? Bella?
Speaker 3: I want to meet Bella.
Speaker 1: I'm not bringing her in here, I allerd, your god.
Speaker 3: Now we can FaceTime, but you could see get your
Speaker 3: housemate to put the phone near Beller. It'll love to
Speaker 3: talk to her.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you're lucky. He doesn't like strangers.
Speaker 3: I want to hear a guttle gutter all me ow
Speaker 3: from her. Let's go. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 1: Everyone, All right, thanks for listening, guys, catch you seeing
Speaker 1: my baya. Okay, Welcome to ad Debrief, our secret segment.
Speaker 1: The reason we call it add Brief is because I
Speaker 1: actually have diagnosed add which means my attention span is
Speaker 1: not great. I've actually gone to rehabit to learn how
Speaker 1: to get better at having a bad attention span. You,
Speaker 1: on the other hand, no diagnosis, but God, I swear,
Speaker 1: I swear it must be a thing.
Speaker 3: There's something swelling up there.
Speaker 1: Your attention spans not great, and that's why we've put
Speaker 1: aside time just to go row here on the show.
Speaker 1: But we don't want anyone to know about it. That's
Speaker 1: why it's a secret segment.
Speaker 3: Also, I really believe this should be a short one
Speaker 3: because we really robbed on that towards the end, but
Speaker 3: a long.
Speaker 1: Long show it has been.
Speaker 3: Hey, I was just letting you do the talking. Last week,
Speaker 3: we for the very first time, weren't able to play
Speaker 3: what people are claiming to be sound effects.
Speaker 1: And I really think that it was lovely. Don't you
Speaker 1: reckon gend it? It was beautiful, and so Mitch and
Speaker 1: I were actually talking about it. We were like, he said,
Speaker 1: I actually think it's nicest to have a human conversation,
Speaker 1: especially especially in Rome A season, Like people just want
Speaker 1: human connection. They don't need the fan fare and the
Speaker 1: carry on. So you said, right, I agree.
Speaker 3: I said that I actually don't think we need the
Speaker 3: sound effects. I believe human to human three best friends.
Speaker 3: Can you sit there and chat?
Speaker 1: So I'm not going to do just shoot this shit.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3: Thing is, I can't control the phone lines. They just
Speaker 3: go off and that's how it works, and they're connected
Speaker 3: there officially on I'm not I said to you, I
Speaker 3: won't play sound effect. Oh god, they're coming. This is
Speaker 3: the this is my job.
Speaker 4: I thought last week's episode was one of our best.
Speaker 3: I think it was one of the best.
Speaker 4: Com halljah pathetic sounds.
Speaker 3: They're good, they're saying, love the show. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to play any dumb sound effects because.
Speaker 1: You've already done that, Jenna.
Speaker 3: That is just natural. That's the automation system that I
Speaker 3: built in. I wrote the code for.
Speaker 1: All Right, do you actually want me to faith time
Speaker 1: my house mate? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Please? I want to see the cat Okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's ringing. Oh, this is FaceTime audio? How do
Speaker 1: I do it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: You're a video.
Speaker 3: I want to see the fucking cat.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 3: It's like the final episode of Modern Family.
Speaker 1: Put on show me? How are you buppy girl?
Speaker 3: She hates?
Speaker 1: Are you being good for Jordan?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: Yu, Now, don't be alarmed, Bell Bell, I'm going to
Speaker 1: put a scary man on. She wants to meet you.
Speaker 4: Oh she's looking at the camera.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's beautiful, High Bell, Hi Bell. She's
Speaker 3: making direct eye contact. We're in the same orbit, that's all.
Speaker 3: She's skinny. She's looking at the window, looking at to
Speaker 3: sorry ship. Hi Bell, Hey Bell, Bell. She's fucking sure,
Speaker 3: isn't she?
Speaker 1: Goodness me, she's very gorgeous.
Speaker 3: She's looking out the sliding doors, just walking at the well,
Speaker 3: probably looking at those rap back kids that cycle up
Speaker 3: and down your neighbor.
Speaker 1: She doesn't like kids. I bet all leaf.
Speaker 3: She's got one little pour up like she's doing that
Speaker 3: little gay hand like. Oh, she's beautiful, Jenna. Do you
Speaker 3: want to say Bell? Yes?
Speaker 1: I would, Hi Baby, I think she liked me.
Speaker 3: It's weird, wee maternal.
Speaker 4: Thanks for what bel Bell. I was just trying to
Speaker 4: be nice. Oh she's coming.
Speaker 1: Cat, Yep, she's gone, She's gone.
Speaker 3: Well that was beautiful, Thank you, Thanks Jordan.
Speaker 1: Be good for Jordan, Bybee.
Speaker 3: Do you feel safe knowing she's with him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a good house man even, But the idea.
Speaker 3: What do you feed him her?
Speaker 1: What do you feed Jordan's cat food?
Speaker 3: Cat food? But is she on fancy feace my dog?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she only likes the fancy feast fish flavored salmon.
Speaker 1: And I got a big can of the good whiskers. No,
Speaker 1: won't have a bar. No, So she's on the little
Speaker 1: fancy feat which I'm not sure how long she's gonna be,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to try and wean them off.
Speaker 3: You know what my name gives her cat, She gives
Speaker 3: her party mix. They're like the natural confectionery co version
Speaker 3: for cats. It's called party mix and it's little lollies.
Speaker 3: But for cats they're like kibble and stuff. It's fishing rights.
Speaker 3: It's called party mix, and my name's like did you
Speaker 3: want some party? Misna now in the nursing home, so
Speaker 3: she can't play the cat.
Speaker 1: Where'd the cat go?
Speaker 3: The cat's still living at the house. And mum feeds
Speaker 3: it every day. Oh okay, yeah, but the poor cat
Speaker 3: missing human interaction. Talk about gutter on me ow. I
Speaker 3: walked in the other day to get some stuff from
Speaker 3: this poor thing needs.
Speaker 1: Speaking of human interaction, I saw there was a heartbreaking
Speaker 1: TikTok the other day. There's this woman in Melbourne. I
Speaker 1: think she said she was forty four years old and
Speaker 1: she has a TikTok and she posted this video that
Speaker 1: came up in my four year page and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's about the whole rowing situation. I
Speaker 1: put it over there on your soundfacting.
Speaker 2: Yet it Hi, everybody. I've just gone shopping there my
Speaker 2: bags for Prus. I'm on my way home. Just wanted
Speaker 2: to say that I stopped at some like an intersection
Speaker 2: thing and let someone go past or waved and they
Speaker 2: waved back a though. That was really nice.
Speaker 1: And then I let.
Speaker 2: Another couple of people go and waved and smiled and stuff,
Speaker 2: and it was really nice. I'm missing interacting with people.
Speaker 4: It's so hard.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I know we're all in the same spot, and
Speaker 2: you know, it just sucks. Really so I've only got.
Speaker 8: A cat to talk to.
Speaker 2: But oh well, gotta do what we got to do.
Speaker 2: Stay safe and take care and I'm here if you
Speaker 2: need to talk.
Speaker 4: Okay, thanks, thanks?
Speaker 1: Oh meegs seventy five, I get you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on the poor thing, that would be tough. I
Speaker 3: think we take for granted the fact that you've got
Speaker 3: a housemate now, kat Jenner, you're at home alone, though,
Speaker 3: would be tough for you, right, Sylvia, You've got Sylvia
Speaker 3: of course she doesn't shut up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenna. You go home on the weekends though, so
Speaker 1: you're not spending like forty eight hours in isolation by yourself.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, but I'm spending Monday at Friday.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you find it rough?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet just over Netflix.
Speaker 4: I don't have time to do Netflix.
Speaker 3: You're just working around the clock.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: That's probably keeping you busy though.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 3: See, I'm still going into work, so nothing. Nothing has
Speaker 3: changed for me other than the fact that I don't
Speaker 3: go anywhere other than work at home. But I still
Speaker 3: come to the office.
Speaker 1: It's given you a very legitimate reason to be a
Speaker 1: flaky person, and not through your friends.
Speaker 3: I'm absolutely loving it. No one's messaging me. It's brilliant,
Speaker 3: mad at me. It's going to give you a fresh
Speaker 3: slate and I'm going to get Rod's gonna be over
Speaker 3: and everyone's gonna make that haang out.
Speaker 9: I'm like, oh, I still think I've got it. I
Speaker 9: think I got it, Guys, I don't get the vaccine.
Speaker 9: I think I got it for the next five years.
Speaker 9: I think I've remember Corona. Think Mitch has been a
Speaker 9: vaccine for five years.
Speaker 3: I think I've got it. Though, I think I've got
Speaker 3: a new pandemic. Let's split spread it. I feel upset, Mitchello.
Speaker 3: I didn't get enough gold out of you, and I
Speaker 3: feel like you wanted to get more gold. You wanted
Speaker 3: me to get more gold.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to have this, like really deep internal doubt,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, do I even have gold?
Speaker 3: If you don't, I can't say that we can go
Speaker 3: back down to the mind I can get there.
Speaker 1: No, we spent so much time. At some point you
Speaker 1: just need to give up. Did they ever find Howard Holt?
Speaker 1: You just give up?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: They didn't.
Speaker 1: You stop searching when it gets to a point of ridiculous,
Speaker 1: We'll we'll find him.
Speaker 3: Well insecuit, we both I feel bad that I didn't
Speaker 3: grill your hard enough.
Speaker 4: I think next week we should go back down and
Speaker 4: really more.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we can't know if a segment flops, a
Speaker 1: segment didn't flop.
Speaker 3: I was just asking questions and we didn't get gold.
Speaker 4: Do you have a gully part of me? A ghollie?
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: Just saur seeing some talent.
Speaker 1: I don't come into this Kiss studio and start flogging
Speaker 1: your WSFM rubbish.
Speaker 3: Are you trying to get content out of us? For
Speaker 3: Jones and Amanda?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 3: Know what's a goolie?
Speaker 1: I'm pet peeve And you think that they're that desperate
Speaker 1: they need to cast on our tiny podcast.
Speaker 4: You just have to ring a hot line and tell
Speaker 4: too much.
Speaker 3: We'll put this on the actual their show.
Speaker 1: Will And what's the hot line?
Speaker 3: I'm on air the competition?
Speaker 1: What is it? Jones? Amanda's get your ghoulies? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's their thing where people ring in with like their
Speaker 1: things that piss them off.
Speaker 4: Yes, precisely.
Speaker 1: What should mine be?
Speaker 3: I've got one?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 3: I've just got a ghoulie that I reckon we air?
Speaker 1: No, you can't. You are contracted. You can only speak
Speaker 1: on Kiss FM. I have no such obligation. My old
Speaker 1: voice is good Week nine zero six one nine zero
Speaker 1: six one seven four.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a story because my voice
Speaker 3: can't go on. This is how I do.
Speaker 8: Amanda Bernadett here from Cholorili. I have a grup with
Speaker 8: coon Keith bi family pack of twenty four slices in
Speaker 8: the box, and I find that the lid, once you
Speaker 8: open it once, you can't close it fully again, and
Speaker 8: then the cheese goes off and the corners curled up
Speaker 8: and they get hard. I have to cut around the
Speaker 8: quite too much work.
Speaker 3: I won't go. They could do a zip lock around
Speaker 3: the corners, maybe could potentially do it good, and they
Speaker 3: could do a box or maybe a plastic cardboard. But
Speaker 3: I think the lid is outdated, and.
Speaker 8: I just think that you could even maybe potentially get
Speaker 8: onto them and talk to the coon.
Speaker 1: The that's all.
Speaker 3: That's all I guess.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can top that.
Speaker 3: Oh I can't ring again.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't can't do that.
Speaker 1: No, you nailed at that time. So what give me another one?
Speaker 3: Another story which just call them don't don't you actually
Speaker 3: do that? Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that Scott Morrison saying don't go Overseve, don't say
Speaker 1: don't here we go? He's doing it his dialect.
Speaker 3: They know what number it comes from. Jenna, I don't
Speaker 3: think Hello, it's Jonesy and Amanda. If you have a
Speaker 3: problem you'd like to share with us, this is your
Speaker 3: gul's hotline. Why are you talking about something's happened to you?
Speaker 1: It's more official when you have to put it on
Speaker 1: a tape. Don't you think they're just talking?
Speaker 3: We're on tape now. Yeah, that's why I'm trying to
Speaker 3: sound official. Okay, ready join me.
Speaker 1: Please sound professional.
Speaker 3: Leave your message after the deep, don't We're out. They're
Speaker 3: not going to appreciate this.
Speaker 1: Please tell us next week how their executive producer reacts
Speaker 1: to these faults. As soon as you hear her talking
Speaker 1: about then pop a voice memo and I just want
Speaker 1: her in the office being like, I've got these weird calls?
Speaker 3: Yeah, were things? Should we get out of here? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1: I've started eating.
Speaker 3: He's thirty at nine, I've got to get up at
Speaker 3: three point thirty.
Speaker 1: Welcome to my life.
Speaker 3: Can you put a cat pick cat pig? Shows your
Speaker 3: cat pig?
Speaker 1: I'll put on our Instagram a couple of me.
Speaker 3: Can you put a puss pick up? Yeah? Okay, of
Speaker 3: course we didn't new photo up anywhere to filtrate all
Speaker 3: those clown emergencies. All right, we'll see you next week. Bye, guys,
Speaker 3: love your work.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Bye.
Speaker 3: Is it just wait?
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