Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.
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Speaker 4: Goodbye and Jackie Boy, good to see you guys.
Speaker 5: Good in pats Morning, Patsy. How was your day?
Speaker 6: Yes, by the way, nice to see your glasses working today.
Speaker 2: I went and got fixed up at Opie Simmon whereby yesterday?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 2: Are brilliant?
Speaker 5: Goes the plug? No note plug, I don't pay.
Speaker 6: Maybe I'll give you a plug, but I don't pay.
Speaker 6: Where's the manager? Get Stephen out here?
Speaker 5: Is where's that? Where's he gone?
Speaker 4: Because they getting on air plug? And then I saw
Speaker 4: one on socials as well, so never in all pass.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They didn't respond though, so I had to physically go
Speaker 2: to the store. I'm a nobody, No, that's all right. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm a client. Yeah, that's fine. Anyway, they put it
Speaker 2: in that it.
Speaker 4: Is fine because they're giving you something and you should
Speaker 4: pay for it.
Speaker 2: Of course I didn't expect not to They put it
Speaker 2: in that warm bendy thing. Don't they to fix your frames?
Speaker 6: Was just amazing, and they've done that with mine, where
Speaker 6: they go, we just need to adjust this.
Speaker 5: They don't show us what's going on. They go at
Speaker 5: the back and the pharmacist does, but they don't want
Speaker 5: you've seen probably how easy is they do.
Speaker 6: I think they just got a giant hammer and just
Speaker 6: whack it in and go, oh lazers have just done
Speaker 6: this for umust O'Connell.
Speaker 2: You clearly go to some backstreet operation because no they've
Speaker 2: got this.
Speaker 5: Machine not all of us can go to.
Speaker 2: They put it in the machine in and write it.
Speaker 2: It's fabulous. They were quite out of shape, I have
Speaker 2: to say. And they put the lens back in like
Speaker 2: a pirate getting his glass eye back in, and I.
Speaker 6: Literally like throughout, w isn't it talking about corrective lenses
Speaker 6: and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: But it was frustrating yesterday because on the way home
Speaker 2: I was going through the main drag, through the main stream,
Speaker 2: there's a series of pedestrian crossings, which is fine, but
Speaker 2: I really don't have noticed.
Speaker 6: Increasingly when Patsy says, look with anyone went that's fine,
Speaker 6: it's far frow. It's like Liam neeson if he says, fine,
Speaker 6: you know you're dying only.
Speaker 4: A minute ago. We had it and I had to
Speaker 4: pay for them full price, which is fine.
Speaker 6: There's pedestrian crossings, which is fine if you must cross
Speaker 6: in front of me.
Speaker 2: No, I can't stand it when people just meander across
Speaker 2: a crossing.
Speaker 5: That does annoy me.
Speaker 6: It's just no, I was killed yesterday and this dude right,
Speaker 6: it was like trying to find someone's phone number in
Speaker 6: his boots. It's not there, and it was slowing down
Speaker 6: his pace. Yes, that you should have a set amount
Speaker 6: of time, almost like it started driving count and.
Speaker 5: Goes five four three two one, and then that's it.
Speaker 5: We're allowed to just go.
Speaker 4: Oh, what squid game.
Speaker 5: It's basically that's what they should have for all these crossings.
Speaker 5: It does. It drives me.
Speaker 2: Nas Yeah, there was this young young guy who was
Speaker 2: walking across, had his head buried in his phone, not
Speaker 2: concentrating on the traffic and just scrolling through the phone.
Speaker 2: I thought that's very dangerous. I nearly put my window
Speaker 2: down and said that's very dangerous. But it was like
Speaker 2: a sloth. He was going so slow. I thought, at
Speaker 2: least pick up the pace, Come on.
Speaker 6: Now, I agree, and I think we also that blinky
Speaker 6: light they get, is it that they need to quick
Speaker 6: up that as well? So it's almost like a stroke,
Speaker 6: like a nightclub, like a rave to come across.
Speaker 4: Let me mention one. I know you guys will hate.
Speaker 4: This happened to me this week when a teenager crosses
Speaker 4: it and not even a designated crossing, no zebra, no light,
Speaker 4: just across the road and they stare you in the eye.
Speaker 5: It's the book, isn't it.
Speaker 4: You have to you have to slow down because I'm
Speaker 4: walking here and you can't hit a position.
Speaker 5: Actually in the middle of the road. Aren't they like?
Speaker 6: How wild fellow animal has just gone out there? But
Speaker 6: it's a teenager.
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Speaker 6: Time Now for time waste extra time on National Nap Day.
Speaker 6: In fact, here from producer Rear on National Nap Day,
Speaker 6: researchers have discovered that your sleeping positions reveal so much
Speaker 6: about personalities.
Speaker 5: Really, what are you side front?
Speaker 4: No, I'm I think like a vampire. How do you
Speaker 4: mean on my back? Arms crossing?
Speaker 6: Interesting?
Speaker 5: It's amazing.
Speaker 6: I never knew that jacking boy and just did the
Speaker 6: arms have to be crossed?
Speaker 4: I find that the most comfortable way.
Speaker 5: Leave in my crips.
Speaker 4: I feel safe.
Speaker 5: That's what are you?
Speaker 2: I'm on my right side, only not on my left
Speaker 2: because my vertigo plays up and the room spins.
Speaker 4: Really, I thought was a thing when you're standing up,
Speaker 4: people can get it lied down.
Speaker 2: What about you?
Speaker 6: I'm curious how to so it'll only be one side?
Speaker 6: So have you got an ear problem about naps.
Speaker 5: Lanes sitting? Neil Mitchells says, going, guys, keep it light.
Speaker 2: No, I want to know how do you sleep?
Speaker 5: No, honestly, I don't think it's very interesting. Come on,
Speaker 5: no one wakes up in the morning, and I wonder.
Speaker 6: How those guys sleep. I'm glad they're finally getting to it.
Speaker 6: Come on, guys, and the mystery? Are you on your side?
Speaker 5: Why do you sleep? Both? See?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 4: At least tell us what it means about us, this
Speaker 4: sleeping astrology.
Speaker 5: It can be a great mystery.
Speaker 6: Al right, So snooze movies. Make a movie Sleepy. We
Speaker 6: brought a foot Tom Silver, the forty Winks Virgin and
Speaker 6: the Pillowcase of Benjamin Button.
Speaker 4: Yeah silver plus Yeah, okay, jackie boy, what have you got?
Speaker 5: Sleepy movies?
Speaker 4: Dial R E. M. For murder.
Speaker 5: That's very smart.
Speaker 4: For this room gold, this is spinal nap and that's bronze.
Speaker 4: And McCaulay Colkin is he's out of it in come alone.
Speaker 5: All that is good. I was trying to think of
Speaker 5: on that is very good.
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Speaker 6: Time, wast extra time working for your sleepy movies on
Speaker 6: National Nap Day. It's amazing as you get older, how
Speaker 6: much more concerned you. But like you and I and
Speaker 6: Ria and the studio just been talking about sleep. It's
Speaker 6: such a big talked about thing. Only in your twenties
Speaker 6: and as a teenager, you don't even give any consideration
Speaker 6: to sleep, do you? When you get older, it's like
Speaker 6: the biggest thing you talk about.
Speaker 4: Rio said just then, earnestly the phrase his sister the
Speaker 4: last night was on Would I Lie to You?
Speaker 5: The TV show goes, and it was nice of him
Speaker 5: to give it a plug.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're obviously trying to kick that ladder from under
Speaker 6: the sister to make sure you're the chosen one.
Speaker 4: Yes, I didn't watch it, obviously. It's on at eight thirty,
Speaker 4: so late.
Speaker 5: I was up at eight thirty. You're you're so much
Speaker 5: twenty years young. All right, so we're looking for your
Speaker 5: sleepy movies.
Speaker 6: Back to the Future becomes back to last night's dream.
Speaker 4: Bronze.
Speaker 5: Sorry Paul and Cooey Up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Buffy the Sandman Slayer.
Speaker 5: Don't take me to nap down so easily. When the
Speaker 5: Napman does come, there's no resistances that it just hates you.
Speaker 6: Snorassic Park Gold, The lie in King Silver plus the
Speaker 6: Waterbed Boy Gold, Planet of the Sleep, Apnea's Bronze, Good Snoring,
Speaker 6: Vietnam Silver Update Take two, Dozed and Confused Silver, Yawn
Speaker 6: of the Dead, Silver, Good Sleep Hunting, Bronze Alarm.
Speaker 5: I'm a Geddin.
Speaker 4: I like to go Silver plus.
Speaker 5: Yes, ten things I hate about Snooze, Silver and nan
Speaker 5: a nap now.
Speaker 4: Gap, Gold Gap, Gold, Football.
Speaker 6: The Empire, someone says Tom sending the Empire strikes back
Speaker 6: event absolutely nothing, that the force hasn't woken yet.
Speaker 4: Bronze, Yeah, I didn't get it.
Speaker 6: Mad Naps give Silver, Snoozelander, silver, and any which way
Speaker 6: but snooze.
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Speaker 6: That we got into nap FM with us listeners. Don't
Speaker 6: go towards the.
Speaker 2: Light Springsteen Smooth Light come of it.
Speaker 6: I like, I like Brian Owens, but that is a
Speaker 6: dreary old You don't get anyone going in the morning
Speaker 6: with that people.
Speaker 5: It's like hitting the snooze button. Brian. This is more
Speaker 5: like a song here Christ June jack We're God so.
Speaker 8: Right b r.
Speaker 6: One of four feet night, Yeah, it's almost here tomorrow night,
Speaker 6: Jackie boy one more seemed to go.
Speaker 5: Until we're out with the boys. Twenty four of us men.
Speaker 6: Boys man dragons, all assembling and flapping our wings from
Speaker 6: here in Richmond, I said, look up by seven you'll
Speaker 6: see a whole flying as one. Of course, twenty four
Speaker 6: become one the flying v high in the sky as
Speaker 6: we head to the rod Laver Arena.
Speaker 4: I forgot to tell you as well. Over the weekend,
Speaker 4: my dad's trying to inch his way into the Boys night.
Speaker 5: I'm happy for John Poster come on down.
Speaker 4: His way in, he said, he's I think he only
Speaker 4: wants to come to the pub. By the way. He goes,
Speaker 4: you guys at the London Yeah, Wednesday night. He's like yeah, Dad,
Speaker 4: He's like okay, am Ike, he's a private room or
Speaker 4: will you just be in the bar like Dad, you.
Speaker 6: Got to win you with your dad has come to
Speaker 6: a lot of our events, hasn't he movie screenings that
Speaker 6: you always see him lurking in the background.
Speaker 4: Anytime they're giving away a free beer. Yes, he will
Speaker 4: be there.
Speaker 6: But your dad can come down to the park the concert, okay,
Speaker 6: coming to the pub Okay, then we're saying goodbye to him,
Speaker 6: all right. So Jack and I are taking twenty four
Speaker 6: of you for our Backstreet Boys boys' night out tomorrow night.
Speaker 6: We aren't shouting you a couple of beers beforehand at
Speaker 6: the London here in Richmond, and then we're going to
Speaker 6: go and see the Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 5: So we've got three slots.
Speaker 6: Three last places to go, all right, So many emails
Speaker 6: from you Christian years ago.
Speaker 5: This is some steven years ago.
Speaker 6: I won a radio competition consisting of our family past
Speaker 6: the backs Boys. I took the four kids, myself and
Speaker 6: the youngest at the time was six years old. Just
Speaker 6: before the concert, I sit yearl fell asleep in my arms.
Speaker 6: He slept the He said that a whole show and
Speaker 6: in it was quite heavy. I had to just keep
Speaker 6: them going. Uh and I was moving constantly around the show,
Speaker 6: so everybody saw it. I'd love to go and this
Speaker 6: time see them. Would be awesome. If my now twenty
Speaker 6: six year old son, who was the baby in this
Speaker 6: story who missed a concert like me, if you could
Speaker 6: choose us.
Speaker 4: Well give away two flus with only three left. Maybe
Speaker 4: we give.
Speaker 6: Each other or they can they rotate, share a ticket,
Speaker 6: do a half each. Then there's this guy, Scott Christian.
Speaker 6: I'm willing to take my daughter Sarah to make her
Speaker 6: feel less guilty. We we've seen the Backtree Boys together before.
Speaker 5: She always sorts up the tickets.
Speaker 6: This year, ye, she she forgot to put the tickets
Speaker 6: because she was planning her wedding.
Speaker 5: She feels really bad about it. That's what Scott.
Speaker 4: Again, we can't give away two places.
Speaker 5: This is so rare.
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Speaker 5: You can tell us any about anything. We call it
Speaker 5: late La Party.
Speaker 6: Late Vicky sent us an email late to the parties
Speaker 6: actually early to the party. At some point on the
Speaker 6: Sauning Show, we want to hear stories about longest time
Speaker 6: from losing it to finding it. She's got a great
Speaker 6: one here. I lost my engagement ring, never thought i'd
Speaker 6: find it. Sixteen years later it was found. I'm dying
Speaker 6: to know what are you still with the same guys?
Speaker 6: It's still what's happened? And then a couple of other emails.
Speaker 6: This came in yesterday from Lincoln. This is an amazing story, Christian.
Speaker 6: In nineteen eighty nine, my dad had cancer. I was
Speaker 6: fourteenth the time. We were both mad golfers. Instead are
Speaker 6: not knowing to me. Dad wrote a letter to Jack
Speaker 6: Nicklaus asking if we could get invited to his golf
Speaker 6: tournament in Columbus, Ohio. At the Memorial Tournament. Dad was
Speaker 6: wired that his future was uncertain. I wanted to give
Speaker 6: me a memory of her lifetime. Dad didn't hear anything back,
Speaker 6: or so it seems. Six months later, my parents got divorced.
Speaker 6: Life on twenty eight years later. So twenty eight years later,
Speaker 6: his mum's cleaning out an old kitchen unit in the shed.
Speaker 6: She found the letter to Jerome my dad that she's
Speaker 6: put in there, not knowing what it was about, and
Speaker 6: just left it there and forgot all about it. She
Speaker 6: didn't even know that he wrote to Jack Nicholas. Dad
Speaker 6: opened it and the look was unbelievable. They've got an
Speaker 6: invite back from Jack Nicholas.
Speaker 4: Missed opportunity.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, So Christian long story short, Dad wrote back
Speaker 6: to Jack Nicholas to tell them the story about the
Speaker 6: lost reply thought nothing of it. However, two weeks later
Speaker 6: we get a call inviting us to come and meet
Speaker 6: Jack Nicholas.
Speaker 5: They mastually do it.
Speaker 6: Yeah to a long story short, Dad and I were
Speaker 6: flowing over to Ohio, United States, met Jack Nichols, had
Speaker 6: lunch with him and many other famous golfers. They were
Speaker 6: all amazed about the story. Let me tell you now
Speaker 6: that Jack Nicholas may be one of the greatest golf
Speaker 6: of all time, also an incredible human being. He posed
Speaker 6: for photos with my dad. Was amazed that my dad
Speaker 6: had actually survived counts as well when it looked like
Speaker 6: he was on his way out. Dad is now seventy three.
Speaker 6: I'm forty seven. I hope you know the story, Lincoln.
Speaker 6: I love the It's an amazing one. Thank you very
Speaker 6: much for sharing. As always, then we call a Lathtle
Speaker 6: party your home for anything you want to share with us.
Speaker 6: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
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Speaker 6: So yesterday I began a new weekly class with my
Speaker 6: six year old daughter Lois. So last year my oldest
Speaker 6: daughter Ruby. She was in the year twelve. It's gonna
Speaker 6: be our last year at home, so I want to
Speaker 6: do something together. She started this weekly thing going to pottery,
Speaker 6: and every time I picked her up right, she was
Speaker 6: so happy. She was clearly getting something on that, and
Speaker 6: so I said, look, do you mind if I join?
Speaker 6: If you want to do another term, would you mind
Speaker 6: if I came along on a Wednesday night we did
Speaker 6: together and she was like, yeah, I'd love that, So
Speaker 6: I'll end up doing three terms last year pottery I
Speaker 6: got no better. Right, I was genuinely, actually terrible.
Speaker 4: I'm still the proud owner a.
Speaker 6: Small ashtro But I loved it because you were just
Speaker 6: hanging out together and doing something together, and so it
Speaker 6: was a really nice thing to do. So Lois I said, look,
Speaker 6: you've got another two years at school. Okay, I want
Speaker 6: to make sure that we do something learn something together.
Speaker 6: But we neither of us have ever done it before.
Speaker 6: So she said, okay, I'll leave it to you. Last
Speaker 6: night we started our new eight week course in African drumming.
Speaker 6: Oh cool, now, she was, I had a very reluctant drummer.
Speaker 6: Yesterday it got to got to like five o'clock and
Speaker 6: she was going, I've got a lot of school. I went, yeah,
Speaker 6: because you're really worried about that. She just had the
Speaker 6: weekend just mainly on your phone. But now right before drumming,
Speaker 6: you know they're not almost look at it like they're related,
Speaker 6: but obviously they're not.
Speaker 5: And I go, look, tell you what I know.
Speaker 6: You love Macas. We go to maccas beforehand, right to
Speaker 6: and she goes, okay, okay, we have Macas. And then
Speaker 6: I get this one, Patsy, I'm not just saying this.
Speaker 5: I feel really ill.
Speaker 4: Come on, can't you can't accept the bribe and then
Speaker 4: not go through.
Speaker 5: Then this one?
Speaker 6: No, no, no serious, Dad, Gastro is going around with the star.
Speaker 6: And I said, people, how long have you felt ill
Speaker 6: like this? When actually don't want say anything, but all
Speaker 6: day people who have Gastro you get ready in the fetal.
Speaker 5: Position for the explosion. You are not, I said, you.
Speaker 6: You've got through ten nuggets, a coke and some fries.
Speaker 6: That is not the behavior, Oh no, of someone on
Speaker 6: the verge of exploding with Gastro.
Speaker 5: You and shoveling or that bie. Oh we're going drumming.
Speaker 6: She went, well, well, if I'm sick all over the drums,
Speaker 6: I said, I will apologize, explain, you've got gastro and
Speaker 6: we'll leave. But we are going drumming, so moody silence
Speaker 6: all the way there. We pull up, we walk in together.
Speaker 6: Even as we came in, the guy just went father
Speaker 6: and daughter.
Speaker 5: And I went yeah. Anyway, we did it, and she
Speaker 5: loved it. It was brilliant.
Speaker 6: It was I didn't realize all popularist and no bed
Speaker 6: of way to learn the music that originated in marle
Speaker 6: In in Africa than from an irishman in Saint Kilda. Generally,
Speaker 6: oh god, it's an Irish guy killer.
Speaker 5: African drumming. But I loved it.
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Speaker 6: As a part of that went to bed last night.
Speaker 6: I'm hoping that actually this is the start of my
Speaker 6: daughter and I I've been saying for her because she's
Speaker 6: into music and she's got a great voice. That my
Speaker 6: dream is that one day we formed a band together.
Speaker 4: Should be thrill. Okay, I can see this is all
Speaker 4: her dreams come true.
Speaker 5: I'm glad you've noticed it too.
Speaker 6: The name would be Generations, but the S is a
Speaker 6: Z and then the Z is in like the Bowie flash,
Speaker 6: the merch and the name, the brand is ready to go.
Speaker 6: I just need her to sign up on board.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: When you played live, are you playing an actual drum kid?
Speaker 4: Are you playing the Gemba?
Speaker 5: Just a gembe at the moment, Yeah, just just that
Speaker 5: one as well.
Speaker 6: But what I can do with mate, They've made that
Speaker 6: beautiful music scene with my friend from Ireland as well,
Speaker 6: chopping with as well.
Speaker 5: We've been like river dance.
Speaker 4: We got in here. We even got some to Kylie Minogue.
Speaker 6: Just then, yes, base tone tone, sap base. This is
Speaker 6: my homework I've been given for the next seven days.
Speaker 6: All right, yesterday, thank you very much. Everyone called the
Speaker 6: show that you were guiding Jack around his house trying
Speaker 6: to relocate him with his missing Apple TV remote. That
Speaker 6: is eleven month old son Gordon had handley paced somewhere. Patsy,
Speaker 6: you were, you were the winner.
Speaker 2: You mentioned it one of the million bucks.
Speaker 4: It was under the fridge as you suggested. Not only
Speaker 4: did we find that Bianca also had an ice and
Speaker 4: air wrap attachment that he'd put under the fridge as well,
Speaker 4: So we got.
Speaker 6: More than what we just Australian animal that steals stuffs
Speaker 6: and takes it back.
Speaker 5: To its like a magca is it or what is it?
Speaker 5: There's no bed. It takes stuff and takes it back
Speaker 5: to its legs.
Speaker 4: I think a magpie likes shiny things and then we'll
Speaker 4: take it back to its nest. The castilory is a
Speaker 4: huge like it's almost like ostrich sized, like it would steal.
Speaker 5: What's it called. That's it I found. I've seen the
Speaker 5: bower bird's nest. Let me get well, they have like
Speaker 5: glasses in there and everything. Yeah, they they This is
Speaker 5: just me off the dome.
Speaker 4: I haven't read this, but I think.
Speaker 5: We're back at your sixth form at Sydney University.
Speaker 4: Doublet is having off the Dome.
Speaker 5: Quadron Chiles, Charles. I'm gonna go off the doming.
Speaker 4: I've just been ripping in my mind about the this
Speaker 4: is this is my take.
Speaker 5: Pipe Wiggins.
Speaker 6: Trap Professor Garrotty, come here, you old just off the
Speaker 6: do make that podcast.
Speaker 5: Society of the Dome lads.
Speaker 4: Sorry you're alert, please Old Chap.
Speaker 9: Belbert steals random little bits and knickknacks for their nest,
Speaker 9: which with to impress the female Bauer birds and whoever
Speaker 9: has the better nest they'll mate with.
Speaker 5: That's a classic off.
Speaker 1: The I'm just rifferent to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: When you were trying to help locate Jack some TV
Speaker 6: remote yesterday. That is baby Sam Gordon does stuff somewhere.
Speaker 6: A lot of you start sharing stories about basically the
Speaker 6: damage your babies had done. And baby did a bad,
Speaker 6: bad thing bad.
Speaker 5: This must have happen with lady. I remember it must
Speaker 5: have cost about seven hundred dollars to get this fixed.
Speaker 5: So sat in the car.
Speaker 6: Lowis was about two at the time, and we were
Speaker 6: so stationary. I have to take a phone call some
Speaker 6: I'm on the phone. She's not wriggling around, so let
Speaker 6: her out the car and she just sort of slims forward.
Speaker 6: That's where they're like snakes. It comes slithering in sudden.
Speaker 6: She's in the passenger scene. I'm even sure how quickly
Speaker 6: she got there. Were like, yeah, fine, and then I
Speaker 6: just gave my wallet and she took the credit card
Speaker 6: out while I'm on the phone and shoved it, just
Speaker 6: rammed it immediately. Didn't even think about it, just instinct,
Speaker 6: don't what's much expensive thing? I can just screw up
Speaker 6: his life right now? Shoved it in a CD player
Speaker 6: right THEMB actually go.
Speaker 5: What did you do that for?
Speaker 6: As if a two year old is going to somehow
Speaker 6: let you out about the prefontled cortex and who did
Speaker 6: you do that? Far so to call you back? And
Speaker 6: I was like trying to get it out. You know
Speaker 6: in zoom Land, we're all bang on that computer like this.
Speaker 6: It's that tapping it presson at eject button. The CD
Speaker 6: players to have this thing ain't coming out the credit
Speaker 6: cards in and then you know we've got to you
Speaker 6: got to counsel the credit card right, And then I
Speaker 6: had to get someone to come out and had to
Speaker 6: strip away the whole dashboard had come out and had
Speaker 6: taken out and get it out.
Speaker 5: I got seven hundred dollars to get this card to
Speaker 5: come out that day.
Speaker 6: So yeah, that that kidd thing.
Speaker 5: Patty already do any baby damage when she.
Speaker 2: Was younger, there must be something about terrible too. She
Speaker 2: got into my make up, my foundation, the cover up,
Speaker 2: and we had a white or cream swede couch and
Speaker 2: I've come out from the shower and she had like
Speaker 2: painted it with her hands protest all down the back
Speaker 2: of it, all over the arms of it, and then
Speaker 2: on the walls on it was it took ages to
Speaker 2: get jiff on the walls and windows, and we actually
Speaker 2: had to throw the couch out. There was no I
Speaker 2: wasn't even going to attempt to get it out.
Speaker 4: Never get a light fabric couch. We actually went to
Speaker 4: buy one once and the guy at the store said,
Speaker 4: and this is one of the couches in your house
Speaker 4: that you wouldn't really sit on it, Like, how rich
Speaker 4: do you think we are that we have a good
Speaker 4: room that's just for show?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 6: Baby did a bout a bad thing? Baby Damage Stories,
Speaker 6: What did they do? Nine four one four one o
Speaker 6: four three.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 6: Baby Damage mentioned your Baby Do tell Us on nine
Speaker 6: four one four one four three Christian. We were invited
Speaker 6: to a business partner's house. We had to bring our
Speaker 6: kids with us. Eighteen month old came crawling in. Within
Speaker 6: five minutes had knocked over vas and broke it. The
Speaker 6: vase containing these brisons people we're trying to press recently
Speaker 6: dead grandpa's ashes.
Speaker 5: My little brother was obsessed with bean bags when he
Speaker 5: was three or four.
Speaker 6: He might actually get a holding one of beans when everywhere,
Speaker 6: for some reason he still can't explain, he decided to
Speaker 6: put one right into.
Speaker 5: His ear, push it all the way.
Speaker 6: In trip to hospital two, they decided to put one
Speaker 6: of those spiky, fluffy looking caterpillars up his nose. End
Speaker 6: up with a nose full of spiners. Again, another trip
Speaker 6: to the doctor. Baby damage stories. All right, let's take
Speaker 6: some of your stories now. China is up first. Good morning, Tania,
Speaker 6: Good morning, I'm good Tania. So baby damage, How so
Speaker 6: my daughter went?
Speaker 10: She was about nine or ten, put flower on the
Speaker 10: ceiling fan blades of her sister's bedroom.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Of course, why wouldn't you. I want to try it now,
Speaker 5: just to see the chaos.
Speaker 11: Yeah, definitely, Chas my younger one came into a room,
Speaker 11: tanneder on was covered in flower.
Speaker 8: Everything in a room was covered in.
Speaker 4: Flower, like a snow glow.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, China, that must have been a lot of
Speaker 5: fun clearing that up.
Speaker 12: The one who put the flower on the ceiling flan
Speaker 12: base had to do that.
Speaker 5: Jimmy, I thank you there, Nanny McPhee.
Speaker 6: Let's go to Julie Judy.
Speaker 13: Good morning, Good morning, Christin.
Speaker 5: Morning, Judy. Welcome to the show. Okay, baby damage, what happened?
Speaker 13: Well, my four year old did a really bad, bad thing.
Speaker 13: I was in the shower, and he brought him the
Speaker 13: sprinkle inside the house and put it on in the
Speaker 13: land room. No, the drape, the TV, the computer, everything
Speaker 13: had to be replaced, all because he thought he would
Speaker 13: clean up his two year old brothers and miss wow.
Speaker 6: He probably just saw it happening outside where clean stuff
Speaker 6: up its water.
Speaker 5: I'll have everything up, but just moving it indoors.
Speaker 4: Do you have a shower and everywhere else?
Speaker 13: Yeah? Yeah, he actually wild out of the window, put
Speaker 13: the chout cushion outside the window so he could jump out.
Speaker 13: So he did nerd himself, bring the sprints back in
Speaker 13: and turn it.
Speaker 6: On such saying Kevin did like home alone. This there
Speaker 6: was like an outtake from it. Julie, that's a great one. Yeah,
Speaker 6: thank you very much to share. I have a good week.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Buy Kate tell us about baby damage.
Speaker 14: So my two.
Speaker 13: Babies did a bad, bad thing.
Speaker 11: They decided that the spa needed a bit of chok food,
Speaker 11: just the chook pellets in it, and they poured nearly
Speaker 11: a whole bag of chook pellets.
Speaker 5: Into the bar and that filter and all that love.
Speaker 13: Chewing up that completely recked the filter.
Speaker 7: Never used the spar again.
Speaker 13: Couldn't afford to fix it.
Speaker 5: Just give it to the Chucks. It can add it
Speaker 5: to the Chuckhouse, can they.
Speaker 6: That's great, Kate, thank you very much, and let's get
Speaker 6: Amanda on now.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Amanda, Good morning.
Speaker 15: How are you.
Speaker 6: I'm good, Amanda. I hope you're having a good week
Speaker 6: so far. So Baby Damage? What happened? Ah?
Speaker 15: Yes, So several years ago my husband went to go
Speaker 15: and pick up our children from the family daycars and
Speaker 15: he left my two year old in his great, big
Speaker 15: land cruisy youth with a big bull barrow. We still
Speaker 15: be in the ignission and my two year old climbed over,
Speaker 15: turned the car on which lurched forward because it was
Speaker 15: in first gear, and smashed straight into the family daycare's car.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, God, yeah.
Speaker 15: It's great. We had to go back inside and apologize
Speaker 15: and then lodging insurance claims.
Speaker 4: Where do we even tick?
Speaker 5: Where do you? How old was the driver to he was?
Speaker 15: He's now nearly eighteen and thankfully legally learning to drive.
Speaker 5: That's such a great update.
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Speaker 6: Baby Damage, What damage did your baby do? Baby did
Speaker 6: a bad, bad thing? Christian late nineties thirty two thousand's
Speaker 6: cordless home phone with the big old rubber antenna. Do
Speaker 6: you remember that that home phone when it became cordless
Speaker 6: and mobile was just huge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well we can walk anywhere in the house and
Speaker 4: talk to them.
Speaker 5: Take you into my bedroom.
Speaker 6: Cordless home phone with a big, giant rubber antenna.
Speaker 5: Driving my mum nuts.
Speaker 6: That that was amazed, basically my number one job as
Speaker 6: a kid.
Speaker 5: She threw it in frustration. You know what we shouldalk
Speaker 5: about that one day? What got thrown at you?
Speaker 6: How much I remember my mum's things. She had incredible
Speaker 6: ninja like accuracy.
Speaker 5: She would she would just she wouldn't warm me.
Speaker 6: She just take off a slips like a ninja throne
Speaker 6: starf hear in our Christy just incredible. Uh, drive my
Speaker 6: mum nuts. She threw in frustration. It pole vaulted on
Speaker 6: the road and proceeded to score a perfect ten for
Speaker 6: the Giants as it went through a large front house window.
Speaker 6: Not cheaked to a players that I still hear about
Speaker 6: it all these years later. Winding up your parents, we
Speaker 6: need to go out tomorrow on what happened when your
Speaker 6: parents just flipped out?
Speaker 5: All right, So talking about baby damage, Sean, Good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning team. That baby did a bad, bad thing.
Speaker 12: What happened our eldest when he was just beginning to walk?
Speaker 12: The other sort of climb up on furniture and stay
Speaker 12: on their feet. Well, one night my wife squatted a
Speaker 12: huntsman on the wall and asked me to remove it,
Speaker 12: and I said, oh, they say, I don't bother you.
Speaker 12: There's nothing to worry about. Some ly, but there it's fine.
Speaker 12: Then we turned around a few minutes later and my
Speaker 12: son had actually climbed up, stood at the wall, grabbed
Speaker 12: the spider, and he's eating this spider. We're literally I've
Speaker 12: got my fingers in his mouth.
Speaker 11: Scooping.
Speaker 5: Coming time of eight.
Speaker 12: We eventually got it out from a rush. You refused
Speaker 12: to try to snappy for two weeks.
Speaker 5: Spider.
Speaker 6: It's kind of like burrowed eggs in there, like loads
Speaker 6: and them were going to come crawling out.
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Speaker 5: Baby Damage, What did your baby do? Well? Have it did? Reap?
Speaker 5: We're talking, of course once more about Pat. What have
Speaker 5: you got for us? What happened? Pat? Welcome to the show?
Speaker 14: Hi?
Speaker 8: How are we?
Speaker 4: You're a good part?
Speaker 12: I I was that five or six, though.
Speaker 8: Not necessarily a baby, but very young.
Speaker 12: We went out to all Room. Mom and dad took
Speaker 12: me on a holiday.
Speaker 8: Out there, and we were driving an old Ford fair
Speaker 8: Lane and I ran off after they was gone for
Speaker 8: a walk around the base of it. And my dad
Speaker 8: and Mama always into like James Bond Star things.
Speaker 12: I like spies and stuff like that.
Speaker 8: So I got back and I'm standing there impatiently wanted
Speaker 8: to get in the car. So I thought I'll try
Speaker 8: jimmying the like by serving a paddle pop stick into us,
Speaker 8: And so the car was blocked out. It's a thirty
Speaker 8: degree hate well plus, and they're all standing there trying
Speaker 8: working how to get in the car. We did split
Speaker 8: keys back at the hotel, but that was about an
Speaker 8: hour away.
Speaker 12: So the grandparents are.
Speaker 8: Driving down the road in their car, standing around waving.
Speaker 5: You're lucky. That is horrific part. That's something else.
Speaker 4: At least you can laugh about.
Speaker 5: Pat.
Speaker 4: His grandparents still melting into the fold in the car park.
Speaker 5: Pat, thank you very much. It's good a Joe, Good morning.
Speaker 11: Joe, good morning. How are you good?
Speaker 5: Joe? So baby damage? What happened?
Speaker 11: Yeah, So my then three year old son decided to
Speaker 11: break a hundred year old lamp that we'd sell, which
Speaker 11: from under an old pub that was on our land
Speaker 11: that had burnt down from the gold mining days.
Speaker 6: Lovely, it's great you kind of have anything nice for
Speaker 6: me our kids. You just to go around your home
Speaker 6: chats anything nice there and get rid of it. Get
Speaker 6: rid of it now before the inevitable heartbreak, liter your break,
Speaker 6: and then just trashing anything nice of yours all be destroyed.
Speaker 5: Jock, thank you for your cool.
Speaker 11: That's okay.
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Speaker 6: Podcast rubbing up right now our big book of listeners
Speaker 6: this week. The category we're looking to fill when I
Speaker 6: try and find who has gone the longest time from
Speaker 6: losing it until finding it nine four one four three
Speaker 6: So longest time from losing it until being reunited and
Speaker 6: finding it. Sarah, my daughter didn't want term grandpa to
Speaker 6: have the tea room. Hit it then could remember where
Speaker 6: she put it. I found it six years later. I
Speaker 6: didn't even have that TV anymore.
Speaker 5: Joe. This is incredible story from Joe.
Speaker 6: A friend of my dad's came over a swim one
Speaker 6: very hot day in summer. He remember taking his watch
Speaker 6: off to swim and putting it on top of our fridge,
Speaker 6: but when he returned it was on. We looked everywhere
Speaker 6: behind and underneath the fridge as well as other places
Speaker 6: around the house, just couldn't find it. Eight years later,
Speaker 6: my parents moved house and obviously emptied out their fridge
Speaker 6: and freezer to move.
Speaker 5: There was ice in the freezer and in amongst that.
Speaker 4: Was the watch frozen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, somebody must have opened the freezer and the watch
Speaker 6: has fallen in and then it stayed there. Anyway, it
Speaker 6: frozen into the ice and it still worked. Joe, that's
Speaker 6: an incredible story.
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Speaker 6: Looking for who has gone the longest from losing something
Speaker 6: to finding it? Nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 6: All right, let's get into some of your stories. Then
Speaker 6: about longest I've not entirely sure, Producer kent and said,
Speaker 6: I'll get your Rod Stewart for later on. I thought,
Speaker 6: what does she think I'm up to today? A date
Speaker 6: with the missus or something. Make sure I've got that
Speaker 6: ready for one o'clock. I've seen my wife. It's my
Speaker 6: walking music.
Speaker 5: Figure out quick.
Speaker 6: We'll find out in a minute what that actually is.
Speaker 6: All right, Longest Time from losing it to finding it?
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 5: Four one four one O four three Katrina, Good.
Speaker 1: Morning, Good morning.
Speaker 10: How are you.
Speaker 5: I'm good, Katrina. So what's your story for us? Mate?
Speaker 10: That words true, I'm responsible for that, I'm afraid. When
Speaker 10: I was about seven or eight, we were sick to
Speaker 10: death of a particular Rod Steward album that my parents
Speaker 10: would play all the time. So my sister and I
Speaker 10: hid it inside a Mappacho record and they won't.
Speaker 6: Be digging that out anytime soon, right, that's right there.
Speaker 10: About twelve years later, my sister and I were feeling nostalgic,
Speaker 10: so we opened we'll go through the records, and we
Speaker 10: found it. We never told mom and dad. Mom and
Speaker 10: Dad would dropping driven mad trying to find.
Speaker 14: This thing.
Speaker 10: That is devious up and they played our records not
Speaker 10: often at all. Uppish I wasn't played for twelve years either.
Speaker 5: Ah. Good, that's a great one this morning. Thank you
Speaker 5: very much for sharing.
Speaker 7: Not a prog.
Speaker 5: All right, let's go to a Stacey.
Speaker 6: Now, Stacey, we're looking for the longest time from losing
Speaker 6: it until finding it.
Speaker 14: Hi, guys, I did a good deed one day driving
Speaker 14: down a country road and found a turtle on train
Speaker 14: across the road. So I picked it up and took
Speaker 14: it home and put it in a box, but I
Speaker 14: was headed out, so I left it there for probably
Speaker 14: half an hour. When I got home, the box was
Speaker 14: tipped over and there was no turtle anywhere to be seen.
Speaker 14: We looked everywhere. Months and months and months later, at
Speaker 14: the other end of the house, my mum was getting
Speaker 14: changed in a walking robe which was dark and cool,
Speaker 14: and saw something moving right down the bottom. And yeah,
Speaker 14: further investigation, we found a turtle that had been hibernating.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my time watching in the wardrobe.
Speaker 6: What a show, living the turtle Lifeble.
Speaker 14: Never did bring another animal home.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, Ed gets it now gets it works.
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Speaker 6: This is from Alexis. I was plowing a pad it
Speaker 6: and unbeknownst to me, my wallet fell out. My pocket
Speaker 6: was plowed into the ground. Five years later, I was
Speaker 6: reworking the same patch of ground. I found my wallet,
Speaker 6: complete with the five dollars that were still in there.
Speaker 6: Christian mind Nan my nan lost my pot for an
Speaker 6: hour and I was little when he was inside the
Speaker 6: bird avery and I accidentally looked him in there, went
Speaker 6: off with Nan to lunch. I'm stuck in the bird
Speaker 6: Avery traumatic. Hi, guys, moved overseas A few weeks later.
Speaker 6: We're missing our good bath towels. Everyone has the good ones,
Speaker 6: don't you got those old knacking ones. He got the
Speaker 6: really nice sort of new bees that are all fresh.
Speaker 5: To the game.
Speaker 6: I looked everywhere I couldn't find them. Assume they'd been stolen.
Speaker 6: Nine years later, returning to Australia, unpacked, got out the
Speaker 6: white goods out of storage. But the dry on wall,
Speaker 6: open up lumberhold, the missing towels are in there. That's
Speaker 6: from Pete, Julie. What's your story for us?
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, so years ago my husband had a big
Speaker 11: night out. Woke up the next morning and he hasn't
Speaker 11: got his front denture.
Speaker 13: Scenes called his top dentures.
Speaker 5: Teeth.
Speaker 13: He had to go and get a new set made.
Speaker 12: Many years later, I was moving the bed.
Speaker 13: To clean and make the bed.
Speaker 6: Oh no, the furry haunted dentires. Oh people living at those.
Speaker 6: We'll end it there, Judy, Pete, Hello, Pete, go, we're
Speaker 6: good and what have you lost?
Speaker 5: And then found I wasn't.
Speaker 7: Actually my uncle was fishing in lostice wallet overboard, and
Speaker 7: he thought, well, that's never going to be showing again.
Speaker 7: A bit of nine years later, there was a knock
Speaker 7: on the door and a gentleman returned his wallet to him.
Speaker 6: That's incredible. Yeah, what a good citizen. That's amazing, Pete,
Speaker 6: thank you very much for story.
Speaker 7: No worries.
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Speaker 6: Christian talk about losing to finding it. Several years ago,
Speaker 6: after doing the weekly shore of grocery shopping, I misplaced
Speaker 6: my car keys. When I got home, searched everywhere, nothing
Speaker 6: because of fortune buying a new fob. Two years later,
Speaker 6: I was doing the obligatory pantry cleanou they found an
Speaker 6: open packet of barbecue shapes and amongst them all the keys.
Speaker 6: Still no idea how they got in there. That's great,
Speaker 6: Thank you very much. Janet on the time waste today
Speaker 6: today International Active Day, Get active, get your swollen. The
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Speaker 4: Jack?
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Speaker 6: So we're looking for your fitness movies. All right, Jackie boy,
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Speaker 5: That's very good one, I'm Lauren. Instead of Suicide Squad,
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Speaker 6: Yeah, Steve, that's smart one. Thank you. Not another protein movie.
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Speaker 5: On tomorrow's show.
Speaker 6: Then didn't have time for it today, but it is
Speaker 6: happening tomorrow, my friends, mark my words. That's not where
Speaker 6: it goes. We're looking for your STU. We understand what
Speaker 6: I'm talking about. Let me please just have a moment
Speaker 6: here with grown ups. With grown ups, okay, we all
Speaker 6: understand a story about where you found something or you
Speaker 6: put something where it shouldn't be.
Speaker 4: One the right place.
Speaker 5: Actually, the more you say it makes it worse. You
Speaker 5: know what I'm talking about. That's not where it goes.
Speaker 6: You can email me today, but then the subject heading
Speaker 6: police Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. And
Speaker 6: then it really is the last show before tomorrow nights
Speaker 6: two or three years in wait for this moment Our
Speaker 6: Backstreet Boys Boys Nights Out. The Boys are finally Here
Speaker 6: are twenty odd listeners that were assembling to go along
Speaker 6: and see the Boys our last three spots and must
Speaker 6: we go tomorrow. In fact, we've got someone trying to
Speaker 6: take one of the spots right now. Sarah, good morning,
Speaker 6: here you going, I'm going to Sarah, So are you Sarah?
Speaker 6: That I heard about We read out an email from
Speaker 6: your dad earlier where he said that you've been to
Speaker 6: the Backstreet Boys before. You were always in charge of
Speaker 6: sorting out the tickets. However, obviously you've had a lot
Speaker 6: going on, You've been planning your wedding. But the tickets
Speaker 6: are fulled to my mother's side.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Look, heead and let me forget about it.
Speaker 14: So he missed out.
Speaker 13: But I thought, yeah.
Speaker 11: He did slay this morning, he might miss out. I
Speaker 11: thought I'd just give a call and try and give
Speaker 11: a second push because he is a mega fan and
Speaker 11: I know he would just love this.
Speaker 4: Now, Sarah, you know he can't bring you along. He
Speaker 4: can't bring his daughter along to the boys night out.
Speaker 14: Yeah, ah, that's okay.
Speaker 13: He's way cooler than me.
Speaker 1: If I don't need to result his game.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, you make a very strong case.
Speaker 5: Dad is in. You can ring your dad, tell him
Speaker 5: he's in. He's part of the Backstreet Boys Boys Nights
Speaker 5: Out tomorrow.
Speaker 11: Oh he's going to be wrapped. I actually like he
Speaker 11: used to pull up at school when he picked me
Speaker 11: up with the windows open.
Speaker 13: And he'd blasts Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 11: I'm embarrassment, but anyway, he will be absolutely rapped.
Speaker 5: Great, okay, Well, Dad will see you tomorrow. Night. Okay, Sarah,
Speaker 5: thank you very much. You did a good thing.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
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