Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast Showtime.
Speaker 2: The pickings were a few this week.
Speaker 3: My finger's getting sought Fine hack.
Speaker 1: Me Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Show one two hundred and twenty.
Speaker 5: Seven, Christian O'Connell's Show. So what are you making do with?
Speaker 5: What we're going to talk about right now? Then? What
Speaker 5: do you make him do with? Might be at home,
Speaker 5: might be in your car, or at work right now
Speaker 5: in our in our house to flush the toilet system
Speaker 5: has been removed and I've installed two cable ties that
Speaker 5: you pull one of them up, it pulls another one
Speaker 5: attached to it. It lifts list of things you can flush
Speaker 5: the toilet. It looks really really good. It looks really
Speaker 5: like a deconstructed toilet, and my wife is really happy
Speaker 5: with it. She brought the toilet. She said that she
Speaker 5: was trying to mend it and that some internal parts
Speaker 5: disintegrated in her hands. Disintegrated in her hands. So I
Speaker 5: want to know what are you making with. You've got
Speaker 5: this giant mirror at the moment you may can do with.
Speaker 3: I measured it up to fit perfectly between Biancer's wardrobe
Speaker 3: and trade.
Speaker 5: Who's just jumped out? All right, Scotty can measured it.
Speaker 5: That was cuts ice measure once.
Speaker 3: What I didn't account for is measuring the thickness of
Speaker 3: the mirror. So now that when Bianco opens her wardrobe door,
Speaker 3: it only opens three quarters of the way, so she
Speaker 3: still has to reach in and get things off the
Speaker 3: clothes hook.
Speaker 5: I'm going to ask then, before Christmas last year, you
Speaker 5: brought in a circular saw, added a very basic demonstration
Speaker 5: to a team member here rho about how to use it.
Speaker 5: The circular saw is still here. What do you make
Speaker 5: in deal with where the circular saw has not been
Speaker 5: used for purpose?
Speaker 6: So I bought some timber decking for my balcony to
Speaker 6: like make it a bit nicer. But the edge pieces
Speaker 6: need to be sowed because they're like specific custom pieces.
Speaker 5: And again, is that a technical term, the edge piece?
Speaker 5: If you're even saying that, get a pro it.
Speaker 6: It may shock you, But I am not well versed
Speaker 6: in I.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't know what the other word is either for edge pieces.
Speaker 6: And so Jackson, oh, I'll just bring in the circular
Speaker 6: saw and you can give it a crack.
Speaker 5: You two would beyond that advert we're playing not about
Speaker 5: half an hour ago. About knowing what you're doing.
Speaker 3: I think that's made us a bit shy about using
Speaker 3: the circular sword.
Speaker 5: The ad machinery that should be. That's so good. It's
Speaker 5: great to be shy around machinery.
Speaker 6: It's hard to know whether it's the fact that we're
Speaker 6: hearing ads about it or also just general laziness and
Speaker 6: disorganized because it's been there for like.
Speaker 5: At least you got some half finished deck.
Speaker 6: Now I've got a half finished deck on my balcony,
Speaker 6: and so it's sharp edges.
Speaker 3: It's good for suspendly the edges that you can't it's
Speaker 3: the center of the deck perfectly to start.
Speaker 5: In the middle. That's great, and you've got form here.
Speaker 5: What else?
Speaker 6: When I was in Sydney living in a sharehouse, my
Speaker 6: bathroom light or our bathroom light just stopped working probably
Speaker 6: about three or four months into our tendancy there. And
Speaker 6: we lived there for probably two or three years and
Speaker 6: never ever change that light because it was quite it
Speaker 6: was just a bit high. So we just went to
Speaker 6: the bathroom in darkness because.
Speaker 4: You actually know, you get used to it.
Speaker 3: It's actually quite nice to have. It's nice, men, it's
Speaker 3: nice to have an option.
Speaker 5: We've seen what men do in toilets, right, they have
Speaker 5: not got the best nam in a fully lit toilet.
Speaker 4: In the dark, you become like Batman.
Speaker 5: You have very horrible you're in football, don't know and
Speaker 5: don't see.
Speaker 6: It doesn't hurt the shadows until you've done number two
Speaker 6: in the darkness.
Speaker 4: It's very serene, all right.
Speaker 5: What are you making do with nine four one four
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Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell Show. What are you making do with nine
Speaker 5: four one four one O four three? Cursed in Christian,
Speaker 5: my car gets stuck in park, so I have a
Speaker 5: screwdriver in the passenger seat that I used on the
Speaker 5: release switch to get out of park. That's amazing, Janine,
Speaker 5: Christian can only use the hot tap in the en
Speaker 5: Sweet Casanzi. How you took the tap off to try
Speaker 5: and fix it? Now we need to help someone to
Speaker 5: fit so you can only use the hots out. That's incredible.
Speaker 5: But Linda, my fifteen year old fridge died in June
Speaker 5: last year, so we just starting to use the bar
Speaker 5: fridge in the backyard as our only fridge. I'm getting
Speaker 5: quite used to walking out. They're in all hours. This
Speaker 5: is some janey. My fridge store is broken, so we
Speaker 5: have to kick it shut. But what powerful thigh is?
Speaker 5: You're gonna have this your workout system? Tak a punch bang,
Speaker 5: Fiona the TV has died watching staff on a laptop
Speaker 5: via monitor. A lot of us set up that, Angela,
Speaker 5: welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hey, how are you, Christian?
Speaker 5: I'm good, Angela. I hope you well. So make him
Speaker 5: do what do you make him do with?
Speaker 7: Look?
Speaker 8: I say, and spoil compared to some of those other people.
Speaker 9: All right, the number two button on my microwave no
Speaker 9: longer number twos?
Speaker 5: Oh no, now what is the number two? Is that defrost?
Speaker 5: What is that for?
Speaker 7: We lock the number So if you wanted to.
Speaker 5: Twenty minutes or two minutes, you can't know.
Speaker 2: No, we are now a house of intervals, just odd
Speaker 2: numbers only.
Speaker 7: Well you two minutes noodles are now interval.
Speaker 5: Noodles, you know. But it's good for Matt, Yes it is.
Speaker 5: You're right minutes constant. Yeah, that's great, and so thank
Speaker 5: you very much for sharing. May have a good day
Speaker 5: you too, So you buy now.
Speaker 1: Morning Christian?
Speaker 5: Morning mail mail? What do you make and do with me.
Speaker 10: Well, my shower is in a bit of a state.
Speaker 10: The tiles are falling off, the bases come away from
Speaker 10: the bottom of the shower, so it's just being held
Speaker 10: together with glue and silicon the moment.
Speaker 5: Now that sounds like a death trap and the additional
Speaker 5: water added to it just sounds like really safe situation.
Speaker 10: We've had floods in the bathroom, in the bedroom getting
Speaker 10: glued and siliconed again, and I can't actually clean it properly.
Speaker 5: Every time you go to clean yourself and have a shower,
Speaker 5: it's costing you money.
Speaker 10: And at home Reno, well it is, yeah, and I've
Speaker 10: just got to get in there and spray it with
Speaker 10: exit molds because if I use a brush or a
Speaker 10: sponge or something and put that pressure on it, it
Speaker 10: just pushes in and puts holes in there.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I think we should do? We
Speaker 5: should do like a makeover week where we go from
Speaker 5: these mate do to makeover and like hearing about that,
Speaker 5: you know, I'd love to send someone around just sort
Speaker 5: out for you. Let's get a Jess here now. Good morning, Jess,
Speaker 5: Good morning, how are we all. I'm good, Jess. Welcome
Speaker 5: to a show. That's to call it mate and what
Speaker 5: do you make and do with?
Speaker 11: So we're making do with our bathroom. So we bought
Speaker 11: a house and realizing we went to renovate the bathroom
Speaker 11: that was actually missing most of the floor sub floor underneath.
Speaker 11: So we've got a family of four currently using an
Speaker 11: on suite who's one by three meters because we can't
Speaker 11: renovate our bathroom.
Speaker 3: One buys three.
Speaker 5: I mean maybe even people in port for at present.
Speaker 5: Right now, we're going that's pretty bad.
Speaker 3: Don't even stretch out your arm.
Speaker 5: Basically, you're living and using a toilet facility's in Guantanamo
Speaker 5: Bay there. Just that I got orange.
Speaker 11: Jumpsuits and come down from Queensland because it's six of us.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, that's a terrible toilet based reality show.
Speaker 5: Big System.
Speaker 1: Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian o'connall show. The drawer I'm most friend off in
Speaker 5: the kitchen is the tup Aware drawer. It's Jesus like
Speaker 5: a spider's nests. I panic opening it because it's like
Speaker 5: a check in the box. Everything's just a tup aware.
Speaker 5: You can't find the right lid with it. It's my
Speaker 5: wife's favorite drawer of the house. I can always tower.
Speaker 5: It's can be one those days on a Sunday afternoon
Speaker 5: when she starts getting it all out and trying to
Speaker 5: find the lids with it, you know, like missing socks.
Speaker 5: People talking about pairing up the socks, pairing up the
Speaker 5: tup of wak the lid with the main thing is
Speaker 5: my dear hell.
Speaker 3: That's where we don't have any tubes in that tupe
Speaker 3: away drawer that matched their lid except for you know,
Speaker 3: it's a one fits one scenario.
Speaker 5: What are yours? Is a mac at the ordered pass?
Speaker 2: Well, you know what the secret is. You just put
Speaker 2: the lids back on them so when you get them
Speaker 2: out of the dish stack.
Speaker 12: Oh easy.
Speaker 5: So I used like a nesting thing, you know, one
Speaker 5: goes in, one goes in, so like that like the
Speaker 5: bush godles.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, No, we've got we've got a really big pantry,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 3: Just I've got three peoples nice you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: In the bottom of it, humble bro apigs a pantry
Speaker 5: calling now one four one o four three, Why don't
Speaker 5: you rent it out? Make some money on the side
Speaker 5: of there, got some backpackers, some island living in there.
Speaker 2: I've got three big After twenty five years of being
Speaker 2: in the house, I've perfected the tupperwair cupboard. I just
Speaker 2: have three big troughs. Like you know, there's big containers.
Speaker 2: You get it kmart for storage storage containers.
Speaker 5: Not really seeing a trough there, you mean like a
Speaker 5: horse feeds out.
Speaker 2: It's just about as big. So I've got three next
Speaker 2: to each other, so I can just put the lids
Speaker 2: on top of them and they're all neatly all in there.
Speaker 5: I don't have that kind of just ad in my life.
Speaker 5: We got one drawing and you're shoving it the yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: it doesn't even close fully because some of them are
Speaker 5: like peeking out, trying to get out, like some sort
Speaker 5: of toy story escape thing going on.
Speaker 3: When was the last time you actually tried to buy Tupperware?
Speaker 3: The brand Tupperware.
Speaker 5: We've got some kind of thing.
Speaker 3: There's a whole lot of look alikes. Now, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: so expensive. Well, I don't know where I was shopping
Speaker 3: for it, but I went to find some tupperware and
Speaker 3: the vintage stuff that looks like the stuff that we
Speaker 3: had in our houses thirty years ago. One hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty bucks for five.
Speaker 2: Bars because it's retro.
Speaker 3: It's all back in.
Speaker 5: Remember did your mom ever go to those Tuperware parties?
Speaker 5: Host them?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Constantly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she'd see the next day, where were you a
Speaker 5: Tuperware party?
Speaker 3: It is good stuff.
Speaker 5: The top of Wear party still exists. I'd love to know.
Speaker 3: If someone's throwing a party this long weekend.
Speaker 5: Someone committing right now, who is a Tupperware salesperson, because
Speaker 5: they're go into a demonstration, don't they, and that they
Speaker 5: go around houses and then they start selling this stuff.
Speaker 5: I'd love to know if anyone does actually sell that
Speaker 5: and they still have Tupperware parties on nine four one
Speaker 5: four one oh four three, So this stuff was on
Speaker 5: hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 3: It's so expensive. We should host if no one's doing
Speaker 3: tupperwear parties anymore.
Speaker 5: We're coming on the show part of that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I might miss that one show.
Speaker 2: I'd love doing that.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: I was talking about how we had a ant problem
Speaker 5: in our letterbox.
Speaker 3: How's it going.
Speaker 5: Let's just say they ain't coming back soon. I laid
Speaker 5: down yesterday the ant traps these sort of double sided trays.
Speaker 5: A lot of people recommended this. You get ten of them.
Speaker 5: You break them off, and they've got some sort of
Speaker 5: sugar you know what, It's a jair. You can place
Speaker 5: them anywhere, right, They're double sided. So I'm laying these
Speaker 5: traps like them in the essay, Yes, going. These guys
Speaker 5: have picked the long letter box my friends, and they're
Speaker 5: like guys part of that, all over it. Thousands of
Speaker 5: them believe yeah yeah, and they're like running off with it.
Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, run all you want to the queen? Wait,
Speaker 5: does she get to know this stuff? You ain't coming back?
Speaker 5: They've all gone yeah, And as I'm doing it right,
Speaker 5: but one of my daughters comes back, she goes, what
Speaker 5: are you doing when I'm Laney's an traps and there's
Speaker 5: going to be no more problem, Like God, it's so
Speaker 5: sad being a grown up. We actually, I can't believe
Speaker 5: how I am disapportionately happy right now.
Speaker 3: I'm happy for you. I'm kind of jealous. I don't
Speaker 3: have it, and so I can't see the look on
Speaker 3: their faces when they carry that Gelbert.
Speaker 5: I took photos to put on our group WhatsApp chat,
Speaker 5: and I went, what are they going to do with this?
Speaker 5: Would they be happy for me? Or would they go
Speaker 5: with everything after.
Speaker 3: I would have enjoyed that given you a lie, but I.
Speaker 5: Was so happy I felt I didn't texted my wife
Speaker 5: going I've put those an traps down, and she was like,
Speaker 5: well done, Chris, high five in each other from various suburbs.
Speaker 5: I like, this is what it is to be grown up.
Speaker 5: I'm taking a strange disaportion to light to laying down traps.
Speaker 5: I'm being a functioning adult for once.
Speaker 3: Oh I've got one from Justin for the weekend. Something
Speaker 3: I've noticed I've done this summer that I've never done before.
Speaker 3: When I get home from a holiday, now I get
Speaker 3: my suitcase out straight away, unpack it. The clean clothes
Speaker 3: go back in the drawer. Dirty clothes go in the wash.
Speaker 3: First thing I do when I get home. Whereas I
Speaker 3: used to be leave it for a week.
Speaker 5: I'm still it's a week or two. You see that,
Speaker 5: and it's all like strewn out there. Even start rummaging
Speaker 5: to wear something down there. It's an ugly reminder, isn't
Speaker 5: that suitcase? Yeah? So you did it straight to work out.
Speaker 3: Before I even have a drink of water and go
Speaker 3: to the toilet, there's a load on the washing.
Speaker 5: This has been a grown up Patsy. What do you
Speaker 5: do when you know you're grown up?
Speaker 2: I love when plans are canceled. Say you're going out
Speaker 2: for dinner with friends and one of their kids is
Speaker 2: sick or something. Oh gee, sorry, guys, we can We don't.
Speaker 5: Need to lie in that kids is sick.
Speaker 3: It's going to be in the hospital for.
Speaker 5: That little Tommy kids ill. God is so good being
Speaker 5: an adult at work.
Speaker 3: That's stuff we've been putting in his drinks.
Speaker 5: When those ant traps, it's lunch, it's your shocking, shocking
Speaker 5: years when kids are sick.
Speaker 2: You took it out of context. Canceled, And I was
Speaker 2: giving an example. If a kid's sick or something's happened
Speaker 2: and they can't go, and.
Speaker 5: I can talk who the kid being sick, we can
Speaker 5: get confused and the phone is about six kids it's not.
Speaker 2: And I think, yay, I can be in my pj's
Speaker 2: at eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: No, you're right. It is a delight when people cancel something,
Speaker 5: even if they're good friends. You're just like, great, that
Speaker 5: is one less thing I have to do or show
Speaker 5: up for, be presental. What's the opposite to pomos? They're
Speaker 5: a joy? Of missing out. Yeah, I know you're all
Speaker 5: out that I don't care. I'm okay, all right? What
Speaker 5: do you do? Signs? You know? You know when you're
Speaker 5: an adult nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 5: Jack empty in his suitcase the moment he comes back,
Speaker 5: Me laying down and trapped. Patsy celebrating kids being ill?
Speaker 5: What is it for you?
Speaker 1: But Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: You know you're an adult when what's it for you?
Speaker 5: Nine four one four one o four three. This was
Speaker 5: my wife last week they changed the layer of our
Speaker 5: local supermarket. My wife came back and was in such
Speaker 5: was so pissed. Just why would they do this to
Speaker 5: something I've already complained. I've already complained it's too much,
Speaker 5: you know when they changed the layout. It just fries
Speaker 5: our mind as a pooring adult, doesn't it? What hol
Speaker 5: on a minute? The groceries used to why would you
Speaker 5: do this?
Speaker 3: We had? I remember when I went at Hoyt's. We
Speaker 3: changed from being a free for all seating arrangement too.
Speaker 3: You had to get allocated seating and people like your
Speaker 3: life complaining we like the old sister.
Speaker 5: You tell us why what I was in the other
Speaker 5: and I heard these poor like teenagers, you know, don't
Speaker 5: really care. It's just a joorge to them. They can't white.
Speaker 5: Why would you do this? They were talking about head office.
Speaker 5: Don't the old people what is it? Something ahead of this?
Speaker 5: And do they realize that the chaos this is causing
Speaker 5: always comes our five to get the right?
Speaker 2: You know, when you ask for something in the supermarket,
Speaker 2: they are obliged apparently they have to like take you
Speaker 2: to where it is and I'll say, oh, no, it's.
Speaker 5: All and they're always real happy about doing that. They've
Speaker 5: got to get that crappy thing out their pants, you know,
Speaker 5: they chap and they go, oh nine, they walk you
Speaker 5: there to get right.
Speaker 3: Well, I know that you're you're the rules. Are you're
Speaker 3: meant to walk.
Speaker 11: Rules?
Speaker 5: Rules? Okay? What is peak? Adult team? Nine four one
Speaker 5: four one o four three Tamia? Come morning.
Speaker 10: I know I am excited when I am an adult
Speaker 10: adults because I buy pots and pans when they're definitely
Speaker 10: on sale.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what is it? The joy of a cell?
Speaker 5: It's the joy of a cell. And you're right, pots
Speaker 5: and pants? So are you going this weekend shopping for
Speaker 5: pots and pants?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: I've actually got my whole kitchen already.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, well done. This is peak being a grown up,
Speaker 5: isn't it to me? Thank you very much? You call
Speaker 5: let's go Shane now, good morning Shane.
Speaker 13: You get Chris. I can't below on SI and it's
Speaker 13: but I'm watching the IB Yeah I can remember when
Speaker 13: my parents used to watch it. You think three? Why
Speaker 13: now I'm doing on MILF.
Speaker 3: So what are you watching? Shane?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Oh that's a good show called back Ride. You don't
Speaker 13: have to leave the town to know what's going on
Speaker 13: around the rest of Australia.
Speaker 5: And what is it like a travel show?
Speaker 13: Yeah? Are not really alike? You just get your k about.
Speaker 13: Other night there's a show on Narracle. We don't have
Speaker 13: to go to Narra cook.
Speaker 5: Because I'm on TV. You stay there YC TV.
Speaker 2: It's that old news theme that reminds me of my grandparents'
Speaker 2: house every time I hear it.
Speaker 5: The old.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah income you who got it? My friend? I heard it? Shane.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much? You cool?
Speaker 1: Wait, take care good on your bike.
Speaker 5: Thank you. I thought it was a cliche. The people
Speaker 5: actually sayham that guy rocks fed income. Amazing scenes Andrew
Speaker 5: Coome morning. Good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you going?
Speaker 5: I'm good, Andrew, welcome to the show. So you know
Speaker 5: you're an adult when.
Speaker 7: Well, no, no, you started getting old when I was
Speaker 7: originally used to throw away out the catalogs for the
Speaker 7: coals and wools now and actually start flicking through them
Speaker 7: and get excited. Want to see bus at half price?
Speaker 5: I'm not there yet, but I don't judge you. I'm
Speaker 5: sure when my wife loves.
Speaker 3: A catalog, those catalogs for us is still getting fold
Speaker 3: straight to the recycling before they go inside. But I
Speaker 3: know pats you like to bring.
Speaker 2: I love the junk mail.
Speaker 5: I bet you are a coupon girl as well, Patsy coupons. Yet,
Speaker 5: oh my word, my wife loves those coupons. You's got
Speaker 5: a special pouch. And then I creep out the house
Speaker 5: going to super Micro because I think.
Speaker 3: It's she'll make you take the.
Speaker 5: Good and.
Speaker 3: Be painful.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna wear it. Let me just get the pouch.
Speaker 5: It only says that twenty says, because I hate when
Speaker 5: when they hate you, we go I've got to say
Speaker 5: I've got a couple. You've got coopon. She said that
Speaker 5: before we start ringing this all up. They go I'm
Speaker 5: just gonna get my supervisor. See, no, I didn't tell
Speaker 5: this guy from the radio. Obviously he's not going very
Speaker 5: well on that shot. He just came watching the church
Speaker 5: and he was to take ten cents of somebody just
Speaker 5: ringing that out for tight Wood.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: God only four point three. It's the Christian O'Connell Show
Speaker 5: Monday Morning for Harris Scarf. On this show, anything you
Speaker 5: hear us talking about, we move on, but we never
Speaker 5: leave it completely behind. You can pick up anything you've
Speaker 5: heard us talk about, whether it's an old podcast or
Speaker 5: any of the shows over the last six years. We
Speaker 5: called it late to the party Late Now. Last week
Speaker 5: on the show, we were stories of what you left
Speaker 5: behind Christian our team. Years ago, I was traveling back
Speaker 5: and forth. Sorry, this is from Mark Smith my Manners.
Speaker 5: Years ago. Mark Smith was traveling back and forthwardween the
Speaker 5: US and hear Australia. Two girls I live with decided
Speaker 5: to have a trip to the US and I played
Speaker 5: tall guy. One day. I took them to Alcatraz. You
Speaker 5: guys ever done that tour? And it's fantastic, Oh my god,
Speaker 5: it's so good. It's one where you want to get
Speaker 5: the audio. Yes, terrifying. You know.
Speaker 3: The day we went, they had an ex prisoner there
Speaker 3: who was signing books, which is a bit of a
Speaker 3: weird person a signature from. Yes, I don't remember what
Speaker 3: he did, but he was the it's.
Speaker 5: Not really a question. You can ask him he was
Speaker 5: if you're there. It was a maximumsegurinity.
Speaker 3: Prisoner's murderous, they said, the worst people there. But he
Speaker 3: was the last person left in our last prisoner in Alcatraz.
Speaker 5: But it must have been very lonely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's a lonely you know.
Speaker 5: No one ever escaped.
Speaker 3: Well they tried, but they don't know because the three
Speaker 3: people escape, but they weren't sure if they drowned or not.
Speaker 5: Because shark confested waters. Yes, anyway, we was Mark smith
Speaker 5: tour guide. He takes them to Alcatraz. We had fun
Speaker 5: there and when when we were down in the big
Speaker 5: shower area think about the movie The Rock where the
Speaker 5: Special Ops team is killed, we heard big, heavy keys
Speaker 5: and rattling and then even heavier doors slamming shut behind us.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 5: I remember we all look at each other with a
Speaker 5: sense of horror, realizing what just happened. We were locked
Speaker 5: in at Alcatraz. No, Oh, my god, you'd be so scared.
Speaker 5: It was the middle of winter and all I could
Speaker 5: think was that we'd be found the next day is
Speaker 5: frozen popsicles in sync. We all just yelled at the
Speaker 5: top of our lungs, petrified that this is where we die.
Speaker 5: After about five long minutes, we hear the keys and
Speaker 5: sign and relief. We were lucky that someone figured out
Speaker 5: that the numbers coming in did not match the numbers
Speaker 5: coming out. It was the last ferry of the day.
Speaker 5: That's terrifying. Mark Mark, great email, though, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: This comes from Daniel and Rovial Christian. I don't know
Speaker 5: if your parents did this, or Jack or Patsy's did,
Speaker 5: but my parents and grandparents and the friends, which is
Speaker 5: way before the internet, did this when newspapers used to
Speaker 5: rule the world, go through the death notices come in
Speaker 5: to other people that they knew.
Speaker 3: I remember, Mum and Dad.
Speaker 5: No, no, I remember what I when I would do
Speaker 5: sometimes is you know those are like the wedding announcements.
Speaker 5: I'd always work out who might split up. Maybe that
Speaker 5: was just just based off their names alone or hotel photo.
Speaker 5: You know, sometimes you see wedding photos. You're like, what
Speaker 5: if you is getting a better deal than the other. No, no,
Speaker 5: you could just speculate. In fact, let's do this so
Speaker 5: they still do that. You can look at those photos
Speaker 5: Nina Christian, where we're talking about secret stashes last week
Speaker 5: on the show where my kids were youngest, to stash
Speaker 5: my chocolates in places they would never go to, in
Speaker 5: amongst the frozen peas and beans from the freezer. You're right,
Speaker 5: no kids are going rummaging round there. That's from Nina Christian.
Speaker 5: I've been catching up with the old podcast. Is keeping
Speaker 5: me sane this year, but a tough year lost my dad.
Speaker 5: I'm very sorry to hear that, Jennifer, and so I've
Speaker 5: been catching up on shows. You were talking recently about
Speaker 5: wanting to launch a grilled cheese pop up. Still very keen.
Speaker 5: How about the next best thing where I live? It's
Speaker 5: a food truck here in Denver, Colorado that's called what
Speaker 5: would Cheesus Do?
Speaker 2: Oh brilliant.
Speaker 5: The sandwiches are so good. Even though I love cheddar,
Speaker 5: every time I find myself for getting this one forbidden
Speaker 5: fig Bree Granny Smith apple slice, paper thin fig jam,
Speaker 5: caramelized onions and the bread is drizzled with Boo sammic vinegar.
Speaker 5: I am starving now. This is cruel, Jennifer. I always
Speaker 5: had a tiny bit of turkey and it shouldn't work
Speaker 5: with Christian. It melts in the mouth. I've attached the
Speaker 5: links so you can get even hungry. Look at the menu.
Speaker 5: This is crawl Jennifer and Colorado. Thanks to Jack and Patson,
Speaker 5: you guys and all the listeners at corn Tape part
Speaker 5: of the show for being my happy place in America
Speaker 5: this year. Jennifer. I hope you're right. Are you going
Speaker 5: to support you need right now in a tough year?
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Speaker 6: Sometimes you want to play the TV guide synopsis game.
Speaker 4: I read the blurb.
Speaker 5: You say the.
Speaker 12: Name first, I'd say this shows about US naval lawyers.
Speaker 4: Then you would say that is Jack.
Speaker 6: That's how you play the TV guide synopsis game.
Speaker 5: You could have got a job on Session Street. It
Speaker 5: so beautifully in song and rme so lucky.
Speaker 3: We had an example there because I couldn't comprehend the
Speaker 3: complex of the game.
Speaker 5: Unknown TV show called Jack. All right, so uh me,
Speaker 5: Jack and Pat's taking each other on Rio. You've got
Speaker 5: some TV shows the description.
Speaker 6: Yes, I've got descriptions from the original TV guides from
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Speaker 4: Also read them.
Speaker 6: You will say the correct answer using your mouth buzzers.
Speaker 3: O'Connell giants post great.
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Speaker 6: Question number one, A street wise, poor young man from
Speaker 6: Philadelphia is sent post post.
Speaker 3: It is fresh Prince of Belair's Philadelphia.
Speaker 5: First a Rocky movie Philadelphia? Why did they make Rocky?
Speaker 5: The TV show? Tragedy? Fun fact?
Speaker 6: This was Will Smith's first ever acting gig, and in
Speaker 6: the first season you can see mouthing along to some
Speaker 6: of the other characters lines while he's on camera.
Speaker 5: Nicely done, all right. Second question the.
Speaker 6: Comical everyday life of Whiney Mummer's boys sports columnists, and
Speaker 6: he's dispost post Everybody loves Raymond.
Speaker 5: It's very good, very good. I have a fun fact
Speaker 5: and a sad fact, which is what the fun fact.
Speaker 7: That was.
Speaker 4: The sad fact was.
Speaker 6: Unfortunately both of raised parents have now died.
Speaker 4: But the fun fact is Romana's time on the.
Speaker 6: Show made him the highest paid sitcom actor of all time,
Speaker 6: and that record still.
Speaker 5: Stands today, more than any of the Friends cost Yes.
Speaker 6: From the original payments, it's estimated he's made over two
Speaker 6: hundred and thirty million just his base salary.
Speaker 5: It was a huge show, brilliant show as well, very
Speaker 5: very funny, well done Jack.
Speaker 6: Question number three, the daily trials and tribulations of a
Speaker 6: TV show host raising three mischievous boys with help from.
Speaker 5: His lone O'Connell Fuller House.
Speaker 3: No, it has to be Home Improvement.
Speaker 5: Three from three for the Postman.
Speaker 12: I've also got a fun fact that a sad thing
Speaker 12: that show no One, but he did go to jail
Speaker 12: for a Yes.
Speaker 6: In nineteen seventy eight, Tim Allen was arrested with three
Speaker 6: kilograms of narcotics, but snitched out the people he did
Speaker 6: it with to get away.
Speaker 3: With it, so avoided and then we got Home Improvement.
Speaker 3: So we're all, what a blessing?
Speaker 5: For all Santa.
Speaker 2: He was Santa in some movie.
Speaker 3: What was yes, the Santa Claus.
Speaker 5: Great Blue. Okay, I think Patsy and I need to
Speaker 5: take a break to regroup and get our heads in
Speaker 5: the game. We're barely in this. Jack is running away.
Speaker 1: With it The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Jack is up? What three nail Now? In the TV
Speaker 5: Guide game, Patsy and I yet to score a point.
Speaker 5: I know you're playing along as well. How are you
Speaker 5: getting on it? You're doing better than Patsy and I.
Speaker 5: All right, Rio, let's get back into it. Let's see
Speaker 5: if we can win some points. Patsy all right?
Speaker 4: If any of you two want to start playing there,
Speaker 4: I like him SATs.
Speaker 6: This series follows the adventures of a train and Allconnell, who.
Speaker 3: Was actually post Thomas the Tank Engine.
Speaker 5: Thomas the Tank I didn't even know this is going
Speaker 5: to bind myself time and go train time.
Speaker 4: Thomas the tank Engine Ringo Star.
Speaker 5: That's right, have a little clip if you'd like to play, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: it's a love watching this when the kids were younger.
Speaker 5: Thomas is a tank engine lives at a big station
Speaker 5: on the island of Soldo. He's a cheky little engine.
Speaker 5: It sounds like on the outsakes, So sergeant album.
Speaker 6: Alright, question number five, we have got nothing is too
Speaker 6: hot today?
Speaker 4: This is more in your era.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, well all.
Speaker 3: Those nineties ones? Was I watched so much TV as
Speaker 3: a kid, honestly, so home improve.
Speaker 5: Reading the news, hillbilly radio.
Speaker 4: What an ugly creature who loves eating cats?
Speaker 5: You can't say? Yeah, Garfield, no post post by.
Speaker 3: Definitely definitely.
Speaker 5: Stop the vote.
Speaker 4: While Garfield, who is a cat cats.
Speaker 5: In the UK, We've got a very extreme version of it.
Speaker 5: He was a cat cannibal catable.
Speaker 3: What's the fact about alf It's.
Speaker 5: Actually not that good.
Speaker 6: But on the fourth season, tensions were so high that
Speaker 6: Matt's wright, who played Alfa, attacked the alf puppet and screamed,
Speaker 6: put us all on sticks.
Speaker 4: We're all puppets for you.
Speaker 3: Wow, very checkered past that actor. That fact. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: it's interesting. There's a biography. It's really interesting.
Speaker 2: He had a shocking life for it anyway.
Speaker 5: Fun fact again, listen, no one sad facts otherwise. The
Speaker 5: old Toper.
Speaker 4: All right, last two questions.
Speaker 6: A whimsical and adventurous children's series that follows an eccentric
Speaker 6: family who lives in.
Speaker 4: A lighthouse.
Speaker 3: Post post post Round the Twists Around the Twist, which
Speaker 3: is now a production in Brisboe Come Back, a stage production,
Speaker 3: a musical that's better than my fun facts.
Speaker 5: Let's go with that.
Speaker 3: What's yours?
Speaker 6: There's an episode titled Little Squirt where the boys at
Speaker 6: school lineup and try.
Speaker 3: To pee over a giant ball. I remember, and then
Speaker 3: he gets a spirit in his WII.
Speaker 4: Yes, a spirit haunts him.
Speaker 3: We have the prediious.
Speaker 6: All right, this is an episode synopsis, not a series synopsis.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 6: After fleeing East Berlin by posing as a corpse and
Speaker 6: escaping in a coffin turned jet.
Speaker 14: Ski O'Connell O'Connell mcgiver, what a great episode.
Speaker 4: He also once made a.
Speaker 6: Hot air balloon out of just a soccer ball, kerosene
Speaker 6: and newspaper.
Speaker 5: That's why he escaped him maximum security prison. And as
Speaker 5: a kid, I was like that guy. So ball.
Speaker 4: Post two weeks in a.
Speaker 5: Row, Jackie boy. That is the TV guide sarknops is
Speaker 5: game for this week.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: We want to know about food. So when you were
Speaker 5: a kid, used to consider fancy. To me, fancy was Viennetta.
Speaker 5: I actually thought like, this is what the Queen Muss
Speaker 5: have because it seems such a It was like maybe
Speaker 5: once the only birthday you can have Vanetta. It was
Speaker 5: a very common thing, it was seeing it's very posh.
Speaker 3: The commercials were they the same in the UK Australia
Speaker 3: it was very fancy silver plates.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and a buttler with white gloves bringing out basically
Speaker 5: ice cream. Wow, to live like that, you know there's
Speaker 5: people that have this like weekly or something. Aren't just annually, Patsy,
Speaker 5: what are you consider posh food?
Speaker 2: When you were a kid, it was always a staple
Speaker 2: after dinner Mints at a dinner part party or if
Speaker 2: you're at a wedding that have wedding cake, and it
Speaker 2: was just a given you would serve red shul up
Speaker 2: after dinner mints, which you can no longer get any.
Speaker 5: You're right. It was a really big treat, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: All laid down on a.
Speaker 3: Silver I've had a mint that they put a new
Speaker 3: hotel pillow.
Speaker 2: This was These were like a chocolate square jack that
Speaker 2: was sort of rippled and in the middle was a beautiful.
Speaker 5: Very fine, sort of thin chocolate, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: It was and like in a little envelope sleeve.
Speaker 5: And so the big brand we had in Europe was
Speaker 5: called after eights. So it was like from late night
Speaker 5: dinner party, the sky's a tempa seat. I just go
Speaker 5: and get the requis at choppers. But after age? What
Speaker 5: lazy branding? After eight? Because they probably have them after eight,
Speaker 5: after eight, so I'll go and get them. And they
Speaker 5: came in this prediculously pretentious or scentatious wrapping and stuff
Speaker 5: like that. But again, if you ever work around someone's
Speaker 5: house I have that, you would always go.
Speaker 3: That's like a ferrero y because of the wrapping, the wrapping.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, give us call. Then, when you were
Speaker 5: a kid, what food did you consider I remember pineapple slices.
Speaker 15: I just consider really fancy. Have you been to the
Speaker 15: Caribbean to get them pineapples?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 3: If you grew up in like Dicken's time, you know, all.
Speaker 5: Right, when you're a kid, rather than pineapple slices, what
Speaker 5: do you don't tell me you had tin peaches? What
Speaker 5: fols did you consider fancy when you were a kid.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, So.
Speaker 5: We're talking about the foods when you were a kid
Speaker 5: that you considered posh and fancy. Sharon also with me
Speaker 5: Vonetta ice Cream Nikki Christian whoever did the marketing Vannesta
Speaker 5: was a genius because everyone believed it was a posh dessert.
Speaker 5: You and Jack are right, it's just ice cream with
Speaker 5: layers of earth thing. Have you ever had it before?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we used to have it on special occasion.
Speaker 5: Yes, I used to love it, everyone's saying. Vanetta question
Speaker 5: in my mind was definitely only for rich people. One
Speaker 5: of the greatest. If you think about that, one of
Speaker 5: the greatest marketing campaigns ever.
Speaker 3: Is it just because it had the decorative swirl on top?
Speaker 5: I think so? Yeah, I just the advert Laura, prawn
Speaker 5: cocktail in a champagne glass with iceberg, lettuce leaf and
Speaker 5: Thousand Island dressing. AKA you used to call it seafood source. Yes,
Speaker 5: I remember that was considered very prawn cocktail in a
Speaker 5: champagne glass. Christian remember my mum and dad having friends
Speaker 5: over for dinner mid eighties? Do you remember when your
Speaker 5: parents used to have friends over. It was the only
Speaker 5: time you'd maybe seen your mum or dad tipsy. Was
Speaker 5: when you used to have friends around, used to see
Speaker 5: like a different site.
Speaker 3: Do you have to be on your best behavior as well. Fanny,
Speaker 3: we got coming, La.
Speaker 5: Yeah, come down and say hi and then get lost.
Speaker 5: Christian individual packets of chips. My friends had them in
Speaker 5: their lunch box and her mum drove a reno. I
Speaker 5: thought the family was the height of sophistiction. Oh French fancy. Christian.
Speaker 5: I used to think if you had padlover, you were loaded.
Speaker 5: Heart ice cream cake that was top shelf stuff from
Speaker 5: rod and wine from a bottle cardboard box. Can you
Speaker 5: still get wine in those cardboard boxes?
Speaker 3: You definitely can. My dad only that's the only one
Speaker 3: I knew for about the first ten years of my life.
Speaker 5: Julia and Anthea. Avocado that was served and come in
Speaker 5: a fan shape. I remember that as well. All right,
Speaker 5: let's take some colts here at nine four. Three foods
Speaker 5: that you considered posh and fancy as a kid. Maria, Yes, Maria,
Speaker 5: good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 13: Good morning, thank you.
Speaker 8: How are you guys all good?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're great. Now listen, Maria, what was the food
Speaker 5: for you that you thought was posh when you were
Speaker 5: a kid.
Speaker 8: Oh, my goodness. It used to be a pickled onion
Speaker 8: or a cocktail called onion with the cabana and the
Speaker 8: cheese cube all strewed through a toothpick and displayed all
Speaker 8: over Pineapple.
Speaker 5: You're right. If there was the use of some kind
Speaker 5: of skewer, this imusuately made it fancy and posh. It
Speaker 5: was a skewer. Yes, the little toothpick through it. Maria,
Speaker 5: that's a great one. Thank you very much, thank you. Connie.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Connie, gooday, Hey Connie. So when you were
Speaker 5: a kid, what food did you think was posh?
Speaker 9: Very posh? When mum used to make like a casserole,
Speaker 9: like a beef casserole, and she'd put it right in
Speaker 9: the middle of your plate, and then she would make
Speaker 9: white steams rice and put it around a circle around
Speaker 9: the casserole, and just the way it was presented, we
Speaker 9: would think it was five star and eat it really
Speaker 9: slowly because it was the good meal.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I love that, the good meal. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there used to be like one meal, yet your mum
Speaker 5: could do it was the good meal.
Speaker 3: Never heard a casserole described as posha before, But I
Speaker 3: guess it's all in the presentation.
Speaker 9: It was all about the presentation. If she put the
Speaker 9: rice on the side and the casserole. On the other side,
Speaker 9: we just wouldn't enjoy it as much.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you imagine going to a fancy restaurant. Nah, go,
Speaker 5: I have the casting ourselves anniversary, Connie, great call, Thank
Speaker 5: you very much, and let's go to Joel. Now, good morning,
Speaker 5: JOELMORI are good Joe. So Joel, when you were a kid,
Speaker 5: what do you consider food that was fancy or posh?
Speaker 8: Okay, I agree with previous callers and of being there
Speaker 8: ice creams or being the blasterbly it was called.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 8: I only ever had it, probably once when I was younger.
Speaker 8: That was someone else's half of the party, not because
Speaker 8: my parents couldn't afford it, but because he's just the
Speaker 8: size of it. As a prize, we payed three times
Speaker 8: as much as a regular you know ice free.
Speaker 5: You're right, it was that was it was. It was
Speaker 5: really really expensive too.
Speaker 8: But the commercials on TV, even now an adult and
Speaker 8: they're outdated on in my forties now and now I
Speaker 8: will go and go, wow, they're almost watching.
Speaker 5: No bad geniuses whoever made those TV adverts? Best marketing
Speaker 5: campaign ever? Yeah, Joel, great coil, thanks you, color. I
Speaker 5: have a good day.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: But it's time now for the misheard lyrics. It's just
Speaker 5: another mis heard Monday.
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Speaker 5: Every money on the show, we play back your misheard lyrics.
Speaker 5: So as we were playing them back trying to see
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Speaker 5: here's a misheard lyric from a band. I do not
Speaker 5: believe you're a fan of Limp Biscuit, Andrew. You guess
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Speaker 3: But you know this one, I don't remember counterfeit.
Speaker 5: Oh, Andrew is going deep cut. You're a counterfeit hmm
Speaker 5: sounds great? Or is it? You're a coutered fake coward.
Speaker 5: I mean it is a you're a coutered fake coward. Yes,
Speaker 5: well done. Andrew Comrade has Caribbean Queen by Billy Ocean
Speaker 5: by Billy Ocean, Caribbean Queen. Or is it carry you, Quentin,
Speaker 5: Carry you, Quentin?
Speaker 3: I can hear the qu.
Speaker 5: No Phil has nineteen twenty seven. That's when I think
Speaker 5: of you go mad not being with you? Or is it,
Speaker 5: young man, I'm not peeing with you? It's done. Kate's
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Speaker 5: I have a lot of children who can hold me?
Speaker 5: Belove my line and children keep? Or is it when
Speaker 5: I have a lot of children who can bore me? Okay,
Speaker 5: I don't know whether this is actually it or this
Speaker 5: is how you feel about your kids, or well, I
Speaker 5: have a lot of children who can bore me, Kill
Speaker 5: my line and children keep. Yeah, that's a great spot.
Speaker 5: Kill my line and children keep, world done. Cake Rachel
Speaker 5: has this. I'd like to challenge one of your most
Speaker 5: classic misshand lyrics of all time in Metallica's Enter sad Man.
Speaker 5: So the original line is dreams of war, dreams of liars,
Speaker 5: dreams of dragon's fire and all things that will bite
Speaker 5: the world the wagon. So four years ago we had
Speaker 5: this mishard lyrics for that same bit there that was
Speaker 5: dreams of War, Dreams of Liars, dreams of dragon's Fire,
Speaker 5: and a baked apple pie, Last Dagons. It's amazing, still
Speaker 5: a Hall of Famer, but Rachel's got an update, Dreams
Speaker 5: of War, dreams of Liars, dreams of dragon fire, and
Speaker 5: a big double bed.
Speaker 4: Last Dagons.
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Speaker 5: Dreams of War, dreams of lies, dreams of dragon fires
Speaker 5: and a big double bed last Dagons file. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: that is so good. Well done, Rachel. All right, we're
Speaker 5: going to play a song. We're going to come back.
Speaker 5: We've had so many mishurd lyrics. We're going to do
Speaker 5: a second partner next.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: So many miss lyrics have coming over the last couple
Speaker 5: of days. We're doing it in two parts, all right,
Speaker 5: So are you ready to go into part two?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 5: All right, So let's go to Matts. That's got Vampire Weekend,
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Speaker 16: It?
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Speaker 5: weld John men without hat safety dance. We can dance.
Speaker 5: We can dance. We're doing it from pole to pole.
Speaker 5: Or is it we can dance, we can dance. We're
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Speaker 5: Yelloweat Road by Elton John Sniffing for tipbits like you
Speaker 5: on the ground. I want to hear this song now
Speaker 5: or is it sniffing for turkeys like you on the ground?
Speaker 3: Wow, funny way to say it is it is turkeys.
Speaker 5: Turkeys? What them callum? And finally today on the time
Speaker 5: waste is mister Jones. Lockie's got this, Mister Jones counting
Speaker 5: crows and I want to be someone to believe, to believe,
Speaker 5: to believe.
Speaker 9: Yeah, someone.
Speaker 5: Or other county girders having trouble starting their car, and
Speaker 5: I want to be someone jump a lead, jump a
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Speaker 3: Someone that's so good.
Speaker 5: That's one of my favorites of the year. That is brilliant, lucky,
Speaker 5: well done, Come on in Hall of favor. Miss there
Speaker 5: is today. Thank you very much everyone who sends us
Speaker 5: in every single day, seven days a week. We get
Speaker 5: these as always. When you miss here one, email me
Speaker 5: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thank you
Speaker 5: The Christian Connell Show podcast. These days, you google so
Speaker 5: much stuff every single day. When you actually look back
Speaker 5: on your phone and you see all the open tabs
Speaker 5: that stare there from strange questions that in any given
Speaker 5: day you just dump into Google. When you look back,
Speaker 5: it actually says a lot about the state of your mind.
Speaker 5: So I can just see just in the last twenty
Speaker 5: four hours what I've been googling, right, easy slow cooker recipes.
Speaker 5: My twenty year old daughter is a housewoman gift. We've
Speaker 5: just moved into a first house share with two other
Speaker 5: students and I thought they've got a real cheap basic
Speaker 5: oven in this rental. Right, So I've brought the house
Speaker 5: woman gift a slow cooker because they're easy to use.
Speaker 5: They're idiot proof, you just chuck all the stuff in.
Speaker 3: It does need foresight and planning, though, which is something.
Speaker 5: Some students they're not notorious for. So I've also bought
Speaker 5: this recipe book that I've found when I googled easy
Speaker 5: slow cooker recipes. If people love, We've got so cooker,
Speaker 5: they're great. If anyone does have their own recipes, by
Speaker 5: the way, please let me know. Email me Christian at
Speaker 5: Christian Oconnor dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give you one.
Speaker 5: Please.
Speaker 3: We got one for brisket that is toddler friendly and
Speaker 3: actually came out of like Eat with your Toddler book.
Speaker 5: It is, so I'll tell you I will need that
Speaker 5: because obviously my daughter has actually just had three wisdom
Speaker 5: teeth out, so a broken down slow cooked brisket is
Speaker 5: just what she needs. Yes, please, Rial, what have you
Speaker 5: got a slow cooker recipes?
Speaker 4: Student?
Speaker 6: I always used to do recipe eaters pulled pork, secret.
Speaker 4: Ingredient orange juice.
Speaker 13: It is O. J.
Speaker 6: Gibs a bit of sweetness, and you can use it
Speaker 6: for so many different meals. So you can use it
Speaker 6: for natchas burritos, tuckers sandwich.
Speaker 5: And as a source of vitamin C. Students really need.
Speaker 3: To Spirents and students are the only ones that get scurvy.
Speaker 5: There's an outbreak and ascot fell of scurvy. It has
Speaker 5: come from my daughter's maca. You've got one.
Speaker 16: My suggestion is that you and your wife make her
Speaker 16: whatever she needs for the slow cooker. Just put it
Speaker 16: in a ziplockbag's freeze.
Speaker 5: It four meals we've given her.
Speaker 16: Bang and put it in the slow cooker. She doesn't
Speaker 16: need the four sight. She can just drop it all in,
Speaker 16: turn it.
Speaker 5: On and stand.
Speaker 3: But eventually she's got to cook for herself. Can't keep.
Speaker 5: Want independents. You're going to need some of Jack's word foresight. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: this generation, where's that foresight? And the other thing. Do
Speaker 5: you ever watch a TV show and you go, I'm
Speaker 5: enjoy the show, But Laudiah, he's got some nice clothes
Speaker 5: on his wardrobe that he's wearing there. You know, I'm
Speaker 5: really enjoying shrinking Jimmy in the show, Right is the
Speaker 5: dad in there has got some really nice cardigans, and
Speaker 5: so I've been trying to find where he's got them from.
Speaker 5: I've ordered a cheaper version that was on a Have
Speaker 5: you seen He's got a high level cardigan game right,
Speaker 5: and Blaze as as well. So I actually googled Jimmy's
Speaker 5: clothes shrinking. There was like ready forums, I'm guessing of
Speaker 5: middle men like me. Yeah, so that's just in the
Speaker 5: last twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: Remember when Live TV used to tell you what the
Speaker 3: presenters wore at the end of the show over the credits,
Speaker 3: James Sherry is dressed by Hugo Boss.
Speaker 5: The only place that still does is Fox Footy two
Speaker 5: at the end of the TV shows, and I know
Speaker 5: it's Men's cub in Richmond.
Speaker 3: There's that many people googling, like what did Andrew Gays
Speaker 3: wear on the bounce?
Speaker 5: What is the chief wearing? All right, Jackie boy, what
Speaker 5: have you been googling?
Speaker 3: I was talking to somebody yesterday about doing infrared saunas,
Speaker 3: and the idea of an infrared sauna is instead of
Speaker 3: like true heat, it's this infrared heat that's meant to
Speaker 3: go under the skin.
Speaker 5: They're amazing. I go and have one, two or three
Speaker 5: times a week. They're great.
Speaker 3: He said, you can cook meat with infrared, So I
Speaker 3: googled you cooking.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be being fried in there when
Speaker 5: I get in one, like I'm in there for like
Speaker 5: fifteen minutes, am I frying infrared barbecues?
Speaker 3: And he's absolutely right. It's meant to give it a
Speaker 3: more rounded court so it doesn't have any cold on
Speaker 3: hot patches.
Speaker 5: The next time I'm in the infrared sauna, I take
Speaker 5: my slow cookery. No, it's just it's just me and
Speaker 5: this lamb shank as well.
Speaker 3: So what I'm saying, like, this is brand cross Ray
Speaker 3: that does in infrared barbecues. It's still got a flame,
Speaker 3: but then it also has two infrared monitors on either side.
Speaker 5: Oh you know, like you do when you get the
Speaker 5: when you go into get it like a kebab or something.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they've got the pane the elephant's leg because
Speaker 5: that's what always like to me, the elephant legs round
Speaker 5: and well they're doing the infrared now, all right, rio,
Speaker 5: what have you got? What have you been googling? Recently?
Speaker 4: I googled can you have too much Vitamin C?
Speaker 6: Because I've become addicted to these delicious little sugary vitamin
Speaker 6: C the gummies or gummy Yeah, oh my god, because
Speaker 6: I don't really have sweets in the house, but I
Speaker 6: do have these vitamin gummies.
Speaker 5: We have them in the house so that my seventeen
Speaker 5: year old will take them. They're really much able.
Speaker 4: I will have like a whole handful an me too,
Speaker 4: though that is too many.
Speaker 3: They can become a laxative.
Speaker 5: Yeap that have you been me? My other? You did
Speaker 5: miss two shows last week? Maybe you were just on
Speaker 5: the toilet.
Speaker 6: I did also googling. I agree with can you have
Speaker 6: too much fire up? But maybe the first question is
Speaker 6: answered yes. But we used to do the same thing
Speaker 6: as kids.
Speaker 3: They had flintstone shaped ones and we weren't allowed to
Speaker 3: have treats in the cupboard, so the closest we could
Speaker 3: come to a lolly was the flintstones Vitamin c's.
Speaker 5: Did I turn you that time?
Speaker 16: That?
Speaker 5: So my mother in law wanted to have it over
Speaker 5: of those and shows. She found someone add on Facebook right,
Speaker 5: and I sight wasn't great and just saw gummies. She
Speaker 5: got a load of CBD gummies those chewables it out
Speaker 5: of grade. Yeah, not a lot of vitamins. She claimed
Speaker 5: it was a misunderstanding, but I'm not so sure.
Speaker 4: You can do too many of.
Speaker 5: Those, you can. I don't know if it's a laxative
Speaker 5: or whatever. That the munchies. She was always getting uo breats. Now,
Speaker 5: I know why. High as a kite, gayl what if
Speaker 5: your goodness knows what you've been? Was it maroon five
Speaker 5: b sides?
Speaker 3: No, it was actually really simple.
Speaker 16: I was driving home the other day and I saw
Speaker 16: a pelican flying over the top of the freeway, and
Speaker 16: I thought, how the hell do they fly?
Speaker 6: They're huge.
Speaker 5: I'm not I get it with the same sort of
Speaker 5: aerodynamics as any but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bigger, bigger wings. That's like a small bear will
Speaker 3: have small wings.
Speaker 5: And been their wings on hollow, you know, like playing wings.
Speaker 5: It's not all like a solid but they're huge, like
Speaker 5: an eagle's huge. Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I look teryd actyless in prehistoric times.
Speaker 16: Is pretty crazy to think that dinosaurs were real, Like,
Speaker 16: isn't that crazy?
Speaker 5: It seems so like you haven't been ongoing bears right
Speaker 5: now because you feel like you're actually just stoned right now,
Speaker 5: this conversation, right, this break is over.
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Speaker 5: Today, What are day to be alive? Thank a weather
Speaker 5: person day.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thanks join bun.
Speaker 5: So say all of us, we're looking for your weather songs.
Speaker 5: Before that some unnecessary facts from the producers. Meteorologists were
Speaker 5: found to be I quote here the least creepy people
Speaker 5: on Earth, according to a study in New Ideas in Psychology.
Speaker 5: The survey asked people which profession gave people the creeps
Speaker 5: weather people and whether when and whether women had the
Speaker 5: lowest scores, while taxidermists, sex shop owners, and funeral directors
Speaker 5: registered the highest levels of uncomfortability. All right, so we're
Speaker 5: looking for your weather songs today, weather songs. What are
Speaker 5: they all listening to on that headphones?
Speaker 3: Were they outside?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, that's it, that's it. And they have a
Speaker 5: look at that old tap that barometer. Humid the dogs
Speaker 5: out out, not so goldie, fat bottomed clouds, humid the
Speaker 5: dogs out, moving on. Let's just forget about that one
Speaker 5: pimball blizzard already, hell breezy lover bro put a Cardi
Speaker 5: on Sweetheart.
Speaker 3: Silver plus.
Speaker 5: Freddie's singing good Yeah, thunder pressure and Janey Bung got
Speaker 5: a gun. No, no, no, no, it's going to be
Speaker 5: so tomorrow. It's all okay, all right, jack, what have
Speaker 5: you got?
Speaker 3: Robbie Williams has been out in the rain. Oh dear,
Speaker 3: he's a wetter man.
Speaker 5: Gold for the balls to actually do that.
Speaker 3: Oh no, Shakira has been out in the rain too.
Speaker 3: Oh no, the drips don't lie.
Speaker 5: File that under bat bottom clouds.
Speaker 3: Well, the weather must have improved for the killers, mister
Speaker 3: Bright's son.
Speaker 5: No, No, you're right, No, we don't mark that. Come on,
Speaker 5: no spine leaves for you.
Speaker 3: And maybe it got too hot outside for Rod Stewart.
Speaker 3: Muggy May.
Speaker 5: That's more like a gold.
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Speaker 5: It's christ O'Connell's show, alrighty on today's time. Wait, sir,
Speaker 5: we're looking for your weather songs. Jackie boy, you ready.
Speaker 3: Open the blinds. Let's see how it is out there
Speaker 3: to work that one.
Speaker 5: I love it. God, Jane Bunday, Bloody bun Day, brilliant
Speaker 5: you too, No, that's solid, but I'm Brian Night of
Speaker 5: the Lavina Dead Gold. Yeah, thank you Levina. Sorry, it's
Speaker 5: a quick impression for you. Tea tom News readers, wake
Speaker 5: me up before you snow snow gold some tony far
Speaker 5: enough height for your right to party. That's what they
Speaker 5: love to see. Who let the fog out like that too? Mark,
Speaker 5: not just we built the city, No, no, no, when
Speaker 5: the weather changes, No no, we built this humidity bronze
Speaker 5: solid adam dire straits. Oh they're all sweating a bit clammy.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Muggy for nothing gold. I don't know what
Speaker 5: it is. I love the word muggy. Muggy out there today.
Speaker 5: It's like an old sort of word, isn't it. Credit house,
Speaker 5: don't dream it's overcast and you know I read it
Speaker 5: out there. Run Bureau, the good old Bureau of Meteorogy,
Speaker 5: otherwise known as mom funk MCS.
Speaker 3: We're not doing mad but an honorable mention Silver.
Speaker 5: Brites Stuyler seeing they did a two for their world
Speaker 5: only Collins second Clearers cause cycling Silver. I tried Marcus
Speaker 5: seven Nation Balmy out there under that hat. Freddie wants
Speaker 5: to ride his icicle? Wanted to ride my icicle? Why
Speaker 5: all right? Not a very funny one today. Who's best
Speaker 5: in show?
Speaker 3: Let's give it to Muggie for nothing?
Speaker 5: Why not? Thank you leavinya, that's what he says. Look.
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