WEBVTT - Jim's Spray Tanning 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:04.160 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:06.800 four point three Why. 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:11.280 From Richmond Gold one four point three h Q, Melbourne, Australia, 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:13.760 Rocusting to the welcome Christians. 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:15.120 Gather around, gather and ten the minutes ago, MA give 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:16.239 me a microphone. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:20.119 Oh con cash, the most important thing breakfast So we 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:22.400 feel like one of your limbs is rep toss us. 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:30.760 Now party. The Boss is not hit tillday. The Boss 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:32.680 is not hit till Monday. 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:35.840 Play Beastie Boys this time we're not allowed to play. 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:42.760 Give away a million ko no boss now until Monday. 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:46.000 The Boss is in the air right now, in the air. 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.240 When she sent me that email yesterday, I broke down 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:51.160 in tears. How would I do anything Boss without you? 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:58.840 I won't know what to say away until Monday. We're 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:02.880 in charge. We are in charge while the cat's away. Yeah, 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:04.639 it's like when you know when they have a prison 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:07.640 revolt and the prisoners are in charge. If we are 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:12.000 in charge of the asylum, everything must change. But we 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.319 will give away the ten kine a repeat work day 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:16.039 at some point today we'll. 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:18.080 Give it away song after song after song. If the 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:19.319 bosses away, it doesn't matter. 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:22.319 Yeah, we're in charge, Patsy. What is it we have 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.280 to repeat after you? Patsy's come back with some new 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:25.320 material today. What's that one? 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:29.120 You You're ready repeat after me? Today's the day I 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:33.559 win ten k good luck. We guarantee to repeat. Queen, 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:36.920 I want it all before ten a m. Today and 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:38.240 give away ten thousand dollars. 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.399 I didn't. We were telling them it was it was 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.640 definitely going before the end of the breakfast shott. 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:45.479 Apparently. 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:49.160 Hey Patsy, so I know you and Jack obviously where 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:52.040 the boss is going Brisbane. You fly out tomorrow. So 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:53.000 you've been getting ready. 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:55.480 Your dress is all ready, Yes, you picked it up yesterday, 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.040 picked it up yesterday. 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.440 Tried it on yesterday evening. Jess rehearsal. 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:01.440 No, I haven't actually did in the bag. It's a 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:02.880 surprise for the husband. 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:08.640 What you're wearing a dress wear like a sack around 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:10.919 the house, you know what. To be fair, I thought 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:13.240 of you and Christies story about the people in the 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:22.119 Netherlands that was locked up bunker replaced to word Netherlands 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:25.320 with werriby. It's you and Chris, you know, is that right? 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:32.480 The person escaped the family audi last week one amazing 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:36.520 story house insane. I mean the poor people that have 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:42.080 been locked up. They were told that the world was. 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:43.680 Was it seven years or something years? Nine years? 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:45.840 And then one of them broke free. And here's another 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:50.040 astonishing strange bit. He broke free and then walked into 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:54.120 the local pub. If you're having a beer right yesterday 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:57.160 and it's a bit quiet on Thursday lunchtime and someone 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:58.119 walks in. 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:58.440 You're. 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:05.320 How many more of us? You think, Oh, yeah, someone's 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:09.720 been on the men just don't serve him. Mate, had enough? 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:10.840 That would be the sound of you. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:15.079 How many of this? We've got television communications? We need 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:19.359 to raise words. What an amazing moment to get freedom 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:20.520 in the local pub? 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.240 And why were were they all adults? 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:25.320 I don't actually know, Tom, I think. 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:28.440 They're all over eighteen, which I mean no, I can 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:30.320 you you can trap anyone. I'm not saying kid's going 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:34.080 to get a more where we go? 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:37.720 Say, I know the Boss isn't here, but even this 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:42.760 bit too much? Did you say you didn't train for anyone? 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:43.320 More? 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:47.960 Link bring the boss back? See landing for the Boss's plane. 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.080 It's not a good idea that we run the radio station. 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:55.880 Jack Posters has said you can trap anyone calling now, 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:57.400 have you ever tried to trap somebody? 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:05.440 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:05.960 point three. 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:08.680 So Patsy, you've got the dress. You're ready for your 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:11.920 big dance this weekend? Yes? Please? Can you tell me? 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:17.920 What is? I hope I'm getting this right. Microderma abrasion. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:19.240 Correct, that's right. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:21.000 So I thought I'll have a bit of a freshen 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:25.080 up before I go have a facial yesterday, so I 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:28.200 went and had microderm abrasion, which is like if you've 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.440 never had it done, it's like a little vacuum for 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:33.279 your face and it removes all the dead skin and stuff, 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:34.640 so it's all glowy. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:38.159 So it's not like a face mask or it's foliating 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:40.080 or anything like that. It's some kind of facial hoover. 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:43.640 Yeah, yeah, exactly, So they run it over your face. Anyway, 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:46.359 The girl said, oh, look, if you really, you know, 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:48.240 want to plump out your skin and stuff and have 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:51.680 it looking brilliant, you can do a chemical peel. 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:53.600 Sounds violent. 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.800 It's like a headline that they had when Chernobok kicked 0:04:57.920 --> 0:04:59.680 iCal chemical peal? 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.320 Isn't that how they swapped Nicholas Cage and juntrabol. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:06.000 Originally they went into a spa jack and they were 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:10.640 upgraded from the microderma abrasion. So what happens with the chemicals? 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:13.000 So I thought, and I said to her, Oh, look, 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.400 it's just a few days out. I don't normally like 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:18.320 doing stuff like that that I haven't done before before 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.960 a major event. And she said, no, you skin will 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:24.800 be fabulous. And I thought, okay, so what they do? 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:28.600 They just put these chemicals on your face to further enhance, 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:32.880 like the buffing of your skin. So she put this stuff. 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:35.360 And so you want a buffed up looking face, do 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:35.760 you know? 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.600 Will you want it to be plumped in the lines, 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:39.159 to be left? 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:44.640 Just a jack casually looked into your newsroom, and then 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.719 I thought you might. I was willing that he'd say something. 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:49.839 And it looks great, and isn't it the way almost 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:59.640 shrugged a shop? Did you looked? And then and then 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:02.840 you saw no buffing? And certainly I'm from here. 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.520 For where I'm looking through, it actually looks beautiful. 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:10.039 You actually encouraged to sell. I saw you looking the 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:10.400 other way. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:14.640 Ever, my thought was I couldn't really tell the difference. 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:17.920 That's because I'm beautiful every day. 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.039 That's what I'm saying, Yeah to me, to us, there's 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:23.359 no one who's got a more buffed up face in 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:27.960 radio than you. We call you buffy face Jones. You know, 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.080 there's no one wo's got the plumpness and the skin. 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:31.640 It's they're already woman. 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:32.559 I'm the buff mama. 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:33.000 Yes. 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:37.400 Anyway, so she warned me, she said, I'm going to 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:40.159 put this stuff on your face, and she said it 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:42.880 smells a little like nail boish remover. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:43.799 That's foul. 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:46.880 That peckh horrible, And I went okay. 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:49.560 So anyway, she put it on, and she said, now 0:06:49.560 --> 0:06:51.920 this will just sting just for a little bit, Like I. 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:53.880 Don't want to hear as you're going anywhere near my body, 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:57.080 especially my face, this is going to sting. Yeah, So 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:58.640 it was it was, I just need to put these 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:04.200 thick gloves on as well, the tongs. 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:06.520 On the other side of security glass. 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:09.600 Where does it say isotope? 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.640 Anyway, says she put excuse me, she put that on. 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:16.080 Chemical pat She. 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:19.280 Was meant to put vasline on my lips and eyebrows 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:23.240 so it wouldn't run into I know, right, I was 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:26.560 already regretting it. Anyway, she goes, oh, whoops, I forgot 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:29.320 the vaciline. Hang on a minute, as like part of 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:32.040 this stuff is going into the corner of my mouth, 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:36.560 and I'm thinking she should I be like ingesting this junk. Anyway, 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:38.600 So we did that, and then she said, now I'm 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:41.320 going to spray the second step and now this will 0:07:41.440 --> 0:07:42.280 really burn. 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:43.880 And I thought, okay, so. 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:45.840 First of all part one sting the skin. 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:50.640 Yeah, pretty much, okay, and she goes bitter only last 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:53.120 a minute, and then we'll put like a cool flannel 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:53.680 on your face. 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.440 And I thought, okay, I'm going to look fabulous. 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:57.640 This is worth it, right, pine hundred bucks. This is 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:00.240 on a cool flannel on my face. Get grampin to 0:08:00.280 --> 0:08:03.720 do that. Obsessed with the health benefits of the horrible monkey, 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:06.160 it's a bit more dirty in about them than that 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:09.080 monkey flannel. My wife, hass one was always there. 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:13.280 I'm sure she changes it on a daily basis. 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:18.240 Anyway, So she sprays this stuff and it was like, 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:21.280 oh my god, my face was on fire. 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:24.320 It was like rats gnoring at my skin. 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.280 And I said to her, oh, look that's really like, 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:28.560 that's really smarting. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:30.160 And she goes yeah, you hang on there. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:37.600 Smart smart smart smarting. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:39.880 That was a polite way of saying, my face is 0:08:39.920 --> 0:08:41.400 on fire. Get it off. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:44.080 So then she put the fl flannel on it, and 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:46.360 she's like, oh, it'll get better, It'll get better. Anyway, 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.080 it started to ease a bit, and she said, of life, 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:49.960 but that's not all. 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:54.800 Then she said, she starts punching. She's going to smart 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:58.040 again the smart and continued, we need. 0:08:57.880 --> 0:09:01.160 To put you under like a sunlight, and what that 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.760 does is encourages healing in the skin. 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:07.280 Right, it's like the final step, but it's like an 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:08.160 inch from your. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:12.120 Face, like and I feel I get really bad claustrophobia. 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.079 So they put the goggles on you, like you know 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:16.400 when you had solariums back in the day and you 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:17.920 had those funny looking Gogo. 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:20.720 Was swimming goggles. Michael Felts would have anyway. 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:22.719 And then she pats me on the shoulder and she goes, now, 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:24.680 you'll sit there for about twelve minutes. I'll just go 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:26.920 and do my other client and i'll be back. If 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:28.280 it's getting too hot. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:30.520 Let me know. And I said, okay, anyway, you'd have. 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:35.040 To so to sat with the heat. But she'd in 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:35.880 from your face. 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:37.560 So the first. 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:40.600 Half was okay, it was bearable, but then as it 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.440 warmed up, it just it was just unbearable. I couldn't 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:45.640 bear it anyway. I could hear her talking in the 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:48.240 next cubicle and she's. 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:54.520 Suck her she has for the whole. She's sating there 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:56.559 now thinking that the old heat lamp is going to 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:59.440 plump up her face. That'll be three hundred bucks radio. 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.360 They got t much money. We have Kate Lambrouk in 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.480 the other year. She went for it as well. 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:07.040 Anyway, and they're talking about Game of Thrones and I'm 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:12.120 slain there burning so anyway, and because it's nearly right 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.480 on my lips, this summer lamp, it's so close, so 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:18.679 I've gone hello and nothing, and they're laughing in character 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:22.440 again Hello, because I couldn't move. 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:25.040 My face because the birding and the smarting. 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:28.079 Anyway, and she's going, oh, that Harringen is such a 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:35.199 and I'm thinking I'm on fire in here, and I go. 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:39.720 Hurrah, No, one aren't now what happened? 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:43.079 Well, the lips have burned away by now because. 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.360 And then the timer goes off, so my time is 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:50.040 up and I'm in darkness. 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:52.959 It's everything's gone black because the lamps. 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:54.800 Have come off. And then what happens now? 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:56.720 And she burst through the door and she goes, oh, 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:58.440 I'm so sorry, I forgot about you. 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:00.079 We're talking about gay. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:00.560 And the thris. 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:02.960 I said, my face is burning off anyway. 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:05.360 So my lips feel like they're at my nose level 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:07.320 and my forehead feels like it's in the back of 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:07.720 my head. 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.319 It's good lift, but it's still smarting a bit. 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.280 Well, I'll tell you what, Pats. The stuff that women 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.640 will go through is extraordinary. Chack, would you go through 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:17.120 any of that? 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:17.360 No? 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:17.760 I had. 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:19.760 They even want to do my spray town this afternoon, 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:22.920 which is five minutes and in little ten. 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:26.400 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:27.040 point three. 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:29.280 It's reading up more about this astonishing story. M I've 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.240 seen it that went all over the world yesterday about 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:34.040 this family in the Netherlands. Nine years they've been told 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:36.520 that the world had ended. There were no survivors. They 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.679 were the only survivors who are kind of waiting for 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:42.280 the end of time. The full details haven't quite yet 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.840 come out, but all they know is that one of 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:49.200 the family escaped and, like we said earlier, made it 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:50.679 to the local pub. And Jack and I have just 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:53.680 reading a bit more about this because it's a fascinating story. 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:57.480 The public broadcaster in the Netherlands is our TV and 0:11:57.880 --> 0:11:59.520 they said that looks like their family had been living 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.480 in isolation, waiting for the end of time for nine years. 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.600 To think about how the world has changed last nine years. 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:07.320 Trump is now running where Boris Johnson's got a country 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:09.760 as well? The one's gone crazy. He went to the 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.680 local pub, all right, escaped to the local pub. So 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:14.560 if you've been in some kind of like I said, 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:16.679 we sat under the four reason but some kind of 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.800 captivity whatever for nine years, and you get freedom, you 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.240 go to the local pub. If it was me, I'm 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:25.800 screaming for help and the police not the guy who escaped. 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.839 The barman at the pub said, how man came in, 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:33.920 ordered five beers and drunk them. Then he got talking 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:35.720 to the guy. So at no point is he going 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:38.840 I've been held against my will. I'd have another one. Yeah, 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.560 and he got any chips or anything. He's still serving 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:45.000 lunch and have another three. It has five beers. Then 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:47.880 they casually get chatting. Then he happens to mention to 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:51.439 the trade periods. Dana are going to go on that 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:53.840 that's a nightmare. Enter the trade, isn't it hey? By 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:57.120 the way, Uh, it's the world ended because I've been 0:12:57.120 --> 0:12:59.760 in captivity. Only then does he bring it up that 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:03.040 he might need help, that he's been in captivity and 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:06.679 there are others after having and pounding five beers away? 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:10.000 And how does a family go missing and no one 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:14.240 notices for five nine years? Like if the O'Connell's went missing, we'd. 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:16.360 Be like, where's the O'Connell's gone? They like, we haven't 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:16.920 seen Christian. 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:18.800 We have the entire power looking for me and going 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:22.360 he owes this skup of live reads. It's going to 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:24.080 give away the ten k and there a bit workday 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:24.679 today as well. 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:28.320 Come on the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:29.480 oh four point three. 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:33.200 It's time for the radio version of everyone's favorite nineteen 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:38.080 fifties television game show, What's My Line of Work? 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.120 All right, so ten thousand dollars are not for grubs 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.400 right now, so you can ring off, but do try 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:45.880 again later when you hear me play it again. Right now, though, 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.120 it's time for what's my line of work? This is 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:49.960 where you come on air. You give us a clue too, 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.200 roughly what you do for a living. We then have 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.880 a question each meet Jack and Pats. Then we have 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:56.640 to try and guess what you do. What is your 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.000 line of work? Now the person who is actually brilliant 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:00.600 of this is to take to Pats. 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:01.280 Yeah. 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:03.200 I think last week you got two out of the 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:05.920 three calls that we did. Yep, So Pats is the 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:07.839 best one. Jack and Jack and I I don't know 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:09.920 who Jack and Ee is. Jack and I need to 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:12.719 up our game on this, So give us a call now. Then, 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:14.719 if you've got an instant job you think we're never 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:16.160 going to guess what it is, give you a prize. 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:18.920 If we don't guess correctly. Nine four one four one 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.800 o four three nine four one four one oh four three, 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:23.520 give us a call. If you've got an unusual job 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:25.520 which you think we will never guess, we'll take your 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.040 calls next. Nine four one four one oh four three. 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:31.680 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:32.200 point three. 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:36.160 It's time for the radio version of everyone's favorite nineteen 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:37.760 fifties television. 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:42.680 Game show what's my line of work? All right? So 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:44.880 you jump all the phones nine four, one four, one 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:47.360 oh four three. If you've got an unusual job or 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:50.320 a job you think that we're never guessing. Three question, Jack, 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:52.040 myself and Pats will each ask you a question, and 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:53.760 we've got to guess what we think you do for 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.320 a living? What is your line of work? Are the 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:57.520 players ready this morning? 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:58.480 We are ready? 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:01.080 That is the queen of this game at the moment. 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:04.560 You got two out of three correctly guests yesterday, yesterday, 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:10.840 last week. Let's go to Candy. Good morning, Candy, Good 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:15.280 morning Christian. Okay, Candies, welcome to What's my line of work? Candies? 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:17.600 First of all, a clue about your line of work? 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:18.880 Christian? 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:23.000 My job involves a lot of balloons. 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.480 All right, Mike, can I go first? 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:26.400 Instant guests? 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.400 No, No, I'll ask you a Question'll go on. Do 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:31.800 you wake up very early in the morning? 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:36.760 No? Instant guests? Mind? If I take an instant guest team, 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:38.680 do you work in a party shop? 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:41.320 I don't work in a party shop. 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:43.080 I'm now ow. If you have an instant guest, you 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:44.600 know you full go the question? 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:48.440 Do you work around a lot of kids? I? 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:51.440 Do pay you? 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:51.760 Yeah? 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:53.040 Are you like a party clown? 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:55.680 I'm not a party clown? 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:57.680 What do you do? Then? 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:01.640 Very close? So I'm a children's party entertainer. 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:04.880 So I'm a fairy, I'm a princess. I'm just a normal, 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:08.200 colorful person doing space cleaning, balloon's games. 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:09.080 All of that. 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:09.960 Take care. 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:11.600 But are you sometimes a clown? 0:16:13.440 --> 0:16:14.640 I've never been a clown? 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:17.720 Actually, why do you shy away from clowning? 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:22.680 I think, well, either I don't look like clown luckily, 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:23.840 or they scare me. 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:27.960 Yeah, they've got a bad reputation now with the Penny 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:29.760 Wise and Stephen King. 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:32.360 Twenty nineteen and twenty twenty are going to be great 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:35.240 years for clowns. I don't know the younger generation are 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:37.560 going into clowning as a line of work anymore, whether 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:41.080 it seems that fible an actual occupation, or whether that's 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:43.520 one of those jobs. In five years time'll be like, hey, what. 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:45.240 Happened to clowns? 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.360 And then hire some pr company to rebrand. They won't 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:52.840 be called clowns anymore. All right, Candy, thank you very much. 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:56.800 Will let's send your prize. Thank you, it's got a Tim. 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:59.520 Good morning to Tim, Good. 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:00.000 Morning, Gosh. 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:02.440 Go tim sounds like you're on the road where about 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:03.080 in Melbourne? Are you? 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:07.679 Oh, I'm on my way home, so I'm just going 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:11.280 through or heading towards Tidelberger. 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:14.159 Right, gotcha? And your line of work roughly is give 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:14.800 us a clue. 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:17.560 I'm a bit of a rock star. 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:22.600 All right? 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:25.320 Do you work alone? 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:27.600 No? 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:31.520 Definitely not, definitely not. It's an affirmative there for definitely. 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:33.720 It's part of a team. Then, okay, so you're a 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:35.720 bit of a rock star. Do you work in the 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:36.760 music industry? 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:38.600 No? 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:39.280 I do not. 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:45.159 Perhaps this one's hard your witness. Do you have to 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:47.200 wear safety gear for your job? 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:48.640 Yes? 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:50.960 I do rock stars these days? Do you have to 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:55.959 wear those platform shoes? Are actually still reinforced? Aren't they 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:56.360 on the toe? 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:57.440 Can I take a punt? 0:17:57.440 --> 0:17:58.640 Are you a police officer? 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:01.840 No? I'm not. 0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:06.200 Are you a geologist? Rock star? 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:14.240 Is genius? That's the cryptic brain of yours kicking in 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:17.840 again from the crossword great rock star, I get it, 0:18:17.880 --> 0:18:18.800 you're a geologist. 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:21.520 I am. I was surprised. I thought I would have 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:22.320 had you guys there. 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.000 And so what's the safety gear? A helmet? In case 0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:25.720 of rock bumps? 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:29.879 You on the head helmet yeah, steel cut boots. I 0:18:30.320 --> 0:18:32.720 is all that sort of caper. You've got a lot 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:38.399 of big cuts driving around. You don't want them. 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:42.720