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Speaker 1: It is Father's Day this weekend, and ninety nine point

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Speaker 1: nine percent of you that is the first ye're hearing

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Speaker 1: about it. I guarantee it is because you walk around

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Speaker 1: in your suburb. There's no shop front windows with like

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Speaker 1: balloons and flowers and chocolates. Maybe you might see something

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Speaker 1: in the wind of Dan Murphy's or a bottle shop

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Speaker 1: somewhere by, some whiskey or a slaber beer. Treat your

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Speaker 1: dad to some beer this weekend on Father's Day. It

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Speaker 1: isn't the same equal billing as Mother's Day. No, not

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Speaker 1: even quite.

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Speaker 2: That is fair to say, because Audrey normally has the

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Speaker 2: you know, the parents' day stalls at school where the

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Speaker 2: kids get some money, You buy them a voucher and

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Speaker 2: they go and get you something.

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Speaker 1: So what do they do at school for Mother's Day?

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Speaker 1: An't the mum sort of invited in for a special

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Speaker 1: suce get that used to get like a special presentation.

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Speaker 2: The home extgu rub everything half a day off and

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Speaker 2: cook your scones, sort.

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Speaker 1: Your bunions out.

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Speaker 2: But this year they've canned it because well nothing for dads,

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Speaker 2: nothing for dad's because well she's grade six. I don't

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Speaker 2: do it for grade six. But Chris is very put out.

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Speaker 1: I think actually for once you get up with grade

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Speaker 1: six up until eleven and twelve, that's where mums and

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Speaker 1: dad should be the most braised. That's when you really

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Speaker 1: need a high five somewhere.

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Speaker 2: But it's always the cool stuff, all the homemade stuff.

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Speaker 2: Like one year he got a cardboard tie with a

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Speaker 2: bit of elastic to wear to work, and she done

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Speaker 2: like some beautiful boy, tasting on it and pitches.

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Speaker 1: And if you gave your kid that under a Christmas tree,

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Speaker 1: some cardboard shoes or something, they've been calling some helpline,

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Speaker 1: they take you away. I'm just giving it mat You

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Speaker 1: obviously thought I'd love this joyous thing so much, a

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Speaker 1: cardboard flipping tie to wear it work.

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Speaker 2: And it was massive, it was about six foot wide.

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Speaker 1: Oh great, Bozo the clown. I've noticed that, and I

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Speaker 1: like everyone to keep their eye off of this. In

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Speaker 1: your inboxes over the next couple days, you'll see a

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Speaker 1: lot of emails that companies who email you anyway, newsletters

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Speaker 1: you've signed up for without ticking that box, or you

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Speaker 1: ticked that box think and it said no, but you

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Speaker 1: didn't chuck the small promos its. Actually you were saying yes, gotcha.

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Speaker 1: They all will. Whatever they're trying to sell you, they're

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Speaker 1: now suddenly this week it turns into an amazing Father's

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Speaker 1: Day offer. I had one over the weekend for anti

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Speaker 1: viral computer song look after his hard drive.

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Speaker 3: Can't make that out of cardboard, you can't.

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Speaker 1: So how THEO can you? In boxes? If you get

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Speaker 1: any emails? So Father's Day special, And then you see

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Speaker 1: what it is they're trying to think is a great

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Speaker 1: gift for Father's Day.

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Speaker 3: I got one yesterday for the pancake parlor offering for

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Speaker 3: this Sunday only, a two core set menu for duds, oh.

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Speaker 1: Chefs, table for Papa please.

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Speaker 3: Pancakes for advertiser, pancakes for entree.

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Speaker 1: All right, So if you're se any, just forwarded the

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Speaker 1: just forward the emails onto me, Christian at Christian O'Connell

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Speaker 1: dot com. Do AU