Speaker 1: Laura, I've been having a wild time on the Reddit threads.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I got stuck down a rabbit hole on Reddit.
Speaker 2: My favorite is the am I the asshole thread. Yeah, well, there's.
Speaker 1: One at the moment that is people sharing like the
Speaker 1: weirdest habits about their partners that they didn't know until
Speaker 1: they moved in with them. So, you know, it's all
Speaker 1: like happy families when you're dating. It's the chemistry's there.
Speaker 1: It's all sexy and attractive. Everyone's so quote unquote normal.
Speaker 2: Because everyone's on their best behavior before you move in together,
Speaker 2: and there's only a certain amount of time that you
Speaker 2: can hold up that sort.
Speaker 3: Of life for Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, everyone's like going on and talking about the things
Speaker 1: that they discovered after the fact. I don't live with
Speaker 1: my partner Ben, my fiance, because he lives on the
Speaker 1: other side of the world. But since we've like committed
Speaker 1: to each other and we're locked down and we're getting married,
Speaker 1: the first two years he was the neatest person you've
Speaker 1: ever met, like the cleanest.
Speaker 3: Person, and I was like, what a unicorn? Like this
Speaker 3: man that has not real it's not real, not real.
Speaker 1: He's such a salob and everything is so messy and
Speaker 1: when we used to FaceTime long distance, he would clean
Speaker 1: a section behind him and around him, and then he
Speaker 1: would facetimes.
Speaker 2: Get could get it okay, my husband, So I've been
Speaker 2: I mean I was saying, I've been living with him
Speaker 2: and we've been together for eight years. There is one
Speaker 2: thing I discovered after we got married, and it is
Speaker 2: it still horrifies me to this day. Matt brushes his
Speaker 2: teeth without using any water at all. He puts toothpaste
Speaker 2: straight onto his toothbrush, brushes dry, and then just wipes
Speaker 2: his mouth on a towel. It is like, it's criminal.
Speaker 2: It makes me feel physically sick. And we have to
Speaker 2: wash every tower in our house because every time he
Speaker 2: brushed to his teeth, instead of just washing his mouth
Speaker 2: like a normal human, he wipes his spitty toothpaste onto
Speaker 2: a towel. We have had so many fights over this.
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of dry, someone said hell speaking at Dora,
Speaker 1: he will occasionally eat dry tortellini straight out of the
Speaker 1: bag when he's reading in bed, so he doesn't cook it.
Speaker 3: It's it's fine, it's not. Yeah.
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I used to just eat
Speaker 2: it raw all the time, straight out of the Great Yeah,
Speaker 2: totalini with the meat inside of ravioli.
Speaker 3: Well it sounds healthy.
Speaker 2: You just eat it that's cooked. The meat inside is
Speaker 2: already cooked. They eating ham. You can choose to cook
Speaker 2: it or not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do some weird things, so I'm grain of solid.
Speaker 3: There was another one on there.
Speaker 2: She found out that when her boyfriend gets out of
Speaker 2: the shower, instead of drying his balls with a towel,
Speaker 2: she drives it. He drives it with a hair dryer,
Speaker 2: which I think is very thorough.
Speaker 1: I wonder how normal that is. It just means he's
Speaker 1: quite hairy down there. He doesn't want it all wet
Speaker 1: and stucks together on stuff.
Speaker 2: So he gets out of the shower, cocksponn leg, gets
Speaker 2: out the diceon and just gives it a little little
Speaker 2: blow dry.
Speaker 1: Okay, this one's a sociopath. He wanted to put all
Speaker 1: the cutlery just straight into the drawer without any dividers,
Speaker 1: so like knives, forks, spoons, everything's missed together.
Speaker 2: No, that's crazy. No, do you know what, I've got
Speaker 2: another one for you. When I moved in with my
Speaker 2: ex boyfriend, the poor guys I talked about on yesterday's
Speaker 2: show as well, he didn't have a bed bass. He
Speaker 2: had a mattress on the floor and we lived like
Speaker 2: that for years.
Speaker 3: I did that for a while, but that was a choice.
Speaker 3: It was like a feng shwei thing.
Speaker 2: He only got sheets because I moved in with him.
Speaker 2: Prior to that, he had no sheets and just kind
Speaker 2: of like had his blankets in a pile on his
Speaker 2: bed like a nest.
Speaker 3: This one he won't dry using a towel. Instead, he
Speaker 3: just chooses to dry naturally, so he just walks around
Speaker 3: naked till he dry.
Speaker 2: I think that's fine. It's your own home. Be free,
Speaker 2: be comfortable.
Speaker 3: Well, we've got a bit of a.
Speaker 1: Special caller on the phone. Actually your husband, Matty jais Corvin.
Speaker 3: Oh, Matt, I'm an angel.
Speaker 4: Hello, my darling. Look you are perfect. I'm going to
Speaker 4: get something off my chest.
Speaker 2: Oh please do What could I possibly do that annoys you?
Speaker 2: After I've been single parenting for the past five weeks.
Speaker 2: What could it possibly be?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yes, thin Ice, mat Yeah, thank you for bringing that up. Well,
Speaker 5: I've just noticed that I've looked at the bin and
Speaker 5: there's actually there's a huge stack of cardboard boxes that
Speaker 5: aren't in the bin. They're just next to the bin.
Speaker 2: That's because it's your job to physically put them into
Speaker 2: the bin. I put them, I put them within the
Speaker 2: vicinity of the bin, and then you've sought them.
Speaker 4: Okay, so well that was wine. I've got a second
Speaker 4: one if I can also.
Speaker 3: How long we got No, we've got time. This is
Speaker 3: the second one.
Speaker 4: I've talked about this a lot before, but it was
Speaker 4: when I looked at Laura. I thought she would have
Speaker 4: been having a shower before she went to bed, But
Speaker 4: what she was actually doing was fully dressed, not brushing
Speaker 4: her teeth in this think, but she was brushing or
Speaker 4: washing her feet in the sink. Yeah, so she doesn't
Speaker 4: shower at night time like most people.
Speaker 2: I sometimes shower it n it depends on what I've
Speaker 2: done in the day. But sometimes my feet just need
Speaker 2: to wash.
Speaker 3: No, Laura, you always need to wash. Just showering your
Speaker 3: feet isn't a thing.
Speaker 2: But what if I've had like a shower at four
Speaker 2: o'clock and then my feet just need a rint.
Speaker 3: A lot happens between four and eleven.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I don't want to be damp when I go
Speaker 2: to bed, and I just want my feet to be cleared.
Speaker 3: I can dry yourself before you get.
Speaker 4: Seped also, and who you kid? When have you ever
Speaker 4: had a shower at four o'clock. That's not happening. You
Speaker 4: have a shar at like six thirty in the morning.