1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:03,080 Speaker 1: It's Will and Woody podcast Mini. 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,359 Speaker 2: It was a hypothetical. 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: It's a hypothetical. 4 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 2: Joel's a legend, potentially a genius, and every single Friday 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 2: he gives us a new hypothetical to indulge in. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: Welcome Joel, How you doing? 7 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 3: How are you doing. 8 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 2: So good now that you are on the show, Joel? 9 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 2: I love your hypotheticals. Let's just hit it with us, all. 10 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 3: Right, okay, So my question is it's another money one. 11 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 3: I've had a few, at least one. 12 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:31,320 Speaker 1: That's all right. Money's good. 13 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:36,559 Speaker 3: Second, if you were given a million dollars, ye could you? 14 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 3: Or how long could you go to a maximum security prison? 15 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 4: Have you given a million dollars? 16 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: What was it again? 17 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:49,880 Speaker 3: How how long could you like a million dollars? How 18 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 3: long could you spend in a maximum security prison? 19 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: As in, how long would be in a maximum security prison? 20 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 3: You're not visiting, you're not visiting, you're there and you're 21 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 3: doing hard time. 22 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: So when do I receive the millillion dollars? 23 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 3: Though at the end you don't. You got to get 24 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 3: it at the end, take the end of your stint, 25 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 3: and you've got to write it in like you can't 26 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 3: rock up and go I'll see how long I go 27 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 3: for you've got to go. I've got definitely got two years, 28 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 3: I've got three. 29 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 4: So is it a million dollars like just as a 30 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 4: payment or would it be I mean, I don't want 31 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 4: to change your hypothetical here, Joel, but maybe to incentivize 32 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 4: it if it was like a million dollars a year 33 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 4: or something? 34 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, no, a million dollars yeah per year? 35 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: Ah right, okay, okay, okay. Now, like let's just break 36 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:31,399 Speaker 1: this down, Joel. 37 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,400 Speaker 2: I've got a one year old daughter, So, like we're 38 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 2: talking money for time away from your child? 39 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 1: Could could? Could? Could my child come and have visits 40 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:44,400 Speaker 1: with me? Joel? Regular visits? No, no way, no visitors. 41 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 3: Security like you're you're going in there and essentially you're 42 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 3: like the worst of the world. 43 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 4: It's like it's like you've murdered someone. 44 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 3: I think Manton gets to hang out with his daughter. 45 00:01:54,480 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I get Yeah. 46 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 2: So no visitation, well, no conjugal visits for the big 47 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 2: boy over there. 48 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 1: Would you'd be devastated about you just. 49 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 4: Have to figure it out in there, wouldn't you? 50 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: Oh, this is do you have you? 51 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 4: Would you make a year? 52 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 1: Can I ask you? 53 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:16,679 Speaker 4: Would you make it. 54 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: I wouldn't make a year. 55 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think i'd make it weak. Like, let's 56 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 2: be honest. You've seen me coming into a maximum security 57 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 2: Everyone's looking. 58 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,799 Speaker 1: At me like I am food. You know what I mean? 59 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 2: I am getting zero respect from anybody in that maximum scurity. 60 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 3: I mean, it's really signing up for a lot more 61 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 3: than just prison time as you going in there for 62 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 3: a year. 63 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like there's a cuteness about me. I think I'd 64 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 1: be designed. I don't know. 65 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just throwing things out there. I think 66 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 2: I'd be either food or I'd be designed. 67 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 3: So I. 68 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,359 Speaker 2: Think I need to be honest and say that I'm 69 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 2: I'm I'm receiving zero money here and I'm not even 70 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 2: lasting a year. 71 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, I mean it's yeah. 72 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 2: I'd love to say I could, but it's got to 73 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 2: Zach here, Zach, how many years do it? And you 74 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 2: could do a million bucks a year in a maximum 75 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:02,640 Speaker 2: security prison. 76 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 5: I'm going two years? 77 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: So what's your tactic? 78 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,839 Speaker 2: If if you're if you're if you're surviving two years, 79 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 2: what's your tactic. 80 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,799 Speaker 5: My tactic is, I'm going to go in. They've got 81 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 5: to set me up. I'm going to be the meanest, 82 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 5: baddest I've murdered. I'm a psycho. No one's going to 83 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:19,920 Speaker 5: be game enough to touch me. 84 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:34,639 Speaker 1: This is this is We got tabs on Zach. We'll 85 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: flag Zach. 86 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 4: Future future shows. 87 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: How many years are you doing? Scott in prison? Million 88 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: bucks a year? 89 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 4: Three years? 90 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: Boys, you're doing more than the murderer and the psycho. Zach, 91 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: Why Scotty? 92 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 4: Surely? Like is your life out here? 93 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 3: Like? 94 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 4: Why is it? 95 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: Is it the money? 96 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:58,640 Speaker 3: Because I'd be paying people like Zach's pretending to be 97 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 3: very large sums of money while I was. 98 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 5: In there for protection. 99 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 1: That is smart, and. 100 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 5: My little ones only too. 101 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 2: So by the time I got out, you don't be five. 102 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 3: She probably wouldn't remember me being gone too much. 103 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 5: To be perfectly honest. 104 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 1: With you, and I can hear crying in the background. 105 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: You're actually pretty. 106 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 3: Happy about a million dollars. 107 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 5: Mate. I'm never working again. She's never working again. The 108 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 5: missus some credit job. We're done with that. 109 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 2: Well, you're not having You don't have three million dollars 110 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,280 Speaker 2: at the end because you've given away a whole lot 111 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:26,720 Speaker 2: of your money. 112 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 4: That's right, people who are protecting you, Zach. A year 113 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,599 Speaker 4: of about ten grand a year to three blokes. 114 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 3: That's only thirty grand. 115 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: He really has balance. 116 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 4: I don't know if there are any comps listening to this 117 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 4: show that we will be handing these numbers over to 118 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,159 Speaker 4: you goes after it. Don't tell you worry. 119 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:49,719 Speaker 2: We've got abtu now ab how many years in a 120 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 2: jail million bucks a year? 121 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 4: I would ten ten. I don't know how long you're 122 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 4: gonna live for, mate, like that could be a massive 123 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 4: chunk of your life. 124 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:04,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, but I would still enjoy one second. I can 125 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 5: enjoy good. Some hount like five million millions the remaining 126 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 5: five million. So the plan is, first you get in. 127 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:17,359 Speaker 5: Before going in, you ask for five million advance, and 128 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 5: with that five million, probably hire some like tugs inside 129 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:27,479 Speaker 5: who's already got some friends out there, and you just 130 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 5: get insired your security. 131 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 4: Mortgage because you're really you're really selling the dream TV 132 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 4: right now, I'm hopefully interested. 133 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 1: Here more of the boys on the full podcast, Just 134 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: scroll up.