WEBVTT - MINI: Mitch's parents MAY have heard him in the bedroom 🍆

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<v Speaker 1>I revealed on the show before Break a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago that I'm in a new relationship having a

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<v Speaker 1>great time. It's really fun. Like I'm very happy, which

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<v Speaker 1>is good, Laura, I'm happy.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel viscerally nervous for you for whatever it is

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<v Speaker 2>that you're about to share.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I've been teasing it all day. I'm also living

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<v Speaker 1>at home. I moved back home almost a year ago

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<v Speaker 1>in July last year, so been home. I lived with

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<v Speaker 1>my mom, my dad, and my little sister Rachel. Love

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<v Speaker 1>them all. We all co live together in a really

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<v Speaker 1>it's like almost like friends.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's almost weird, the dynamic that you guys have

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<v Speaker 2>because you're all so close and you will get along

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<v Speaker 2>so well. And you had been the grown up children

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<v Speaker 2>living all under the one house, like under the one roof,

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<v Speaker 2>that there might be some friction.

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<v Speaker 1>But now you guys love each other. We were at

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<v Speaker 1>dinner last night. We all like sit on a lounge

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<v Speaker 1>and massage each other's feet. It's a cute thing. We

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<v Speaker 1>love each other well. Like that family and the Charlie

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<v Speaker 1>and the Chocolate Factor who justlannded you.

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<v Speaker 2>Mum's still cut your toails.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, we stopped that about a month ago.

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<v Speaker 1>So I love living with my family and now being

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<v Speaker 1>in a new relationship and being with my parents. It

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<v Speaker 1>means that my new partner has to come over and

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<v Speaker 1>stay over like I wanted to stay over. We go.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I kind of have like my own area

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<v Speaker 1>of the house. It's not like a granny flat, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's underneath the living area and it's at the back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got my own bathroom, so it's quite private, which

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<v Speaker 1>is nice. I'm a twenty eight year old man, so

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<v Speaker 1>I want the privacy.

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<v Speaker 2>Trust me, no matter how close you are with your parents,

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<v Speaker 2>your parents don't want to know about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well, this is the problem because he's been staying

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<v Speaker 1>over for a couple months now, and we had a

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<v Speaker 1>wedding not long ago. Actually produce a Grace's wedding. Who's

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<v Speaker 1>here on the show. We went to your wedding. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a beautiful wedding. Wedding. Yeah, we got home at

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<v Speaker 1>about one am and we got into bed and the

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<v Speaker 1>bed that we're in most nights, and we start kissing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, have a little kissed Mike good night. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful wedding. We're filled with.

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<v Speaker 2>Lost Oh, It's always the case. After you've been to

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<v Speaker 2>a wedding, you just love each other so much more,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you're like, maybe we could love it O.

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<v Speaker 1>The vibes were high, so I go to like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get up out of the bed. I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>my back. I try to sit up and put my

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<v Speaker 1>head on the BedHead. I've got this Kohala BedHead that

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<v Speaker 1>he sits against the wall. I put my hand on

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<v Speaker 1>the bed head and I go, oh God. I'm like, babe,

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<v Speaker 1>did you move the bed back from the wall. He goes, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't move the bed. I go, I didn't move

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<v Speaker 1>the bed. Well, why is the BedHead moved five inches

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<v Speaker 1>from the wall while we were out? Someone has come

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<v Speaker 1>into my bedroom and moved the bed from hitting the wall,

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<v Speaker 1>because clearly it's we're causing a ruckus.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been banging it into the wall and your poor

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<v Speaker 2>parents have been listening to it.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you not know.

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<v Speaker 2>That you're a disrespectful like roommate, that's what you are.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you not know that you were thumping that into.

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<v Speaker 1>The walls with Terence in cars? Kids? Okay, kids, how

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<v Speaker 1>did you not know? I just I just didn't realize,

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<v Speaker 1>but someone has entered my room and moved my bed back, Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what this Wasn't your mum, because beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle Chrory, she's not She can't move a bed.

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<v Speaker 1>This is your dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Your dad has come into your bedroom when you're not

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<v Speaker 2>there and he has moved your bed.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think it's a team effort. I think they're

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<v Speaker 1>all complicit, and they've all walked in and Rachel, Mum

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<v Speaker 1>and dad have gotten one corner of the bed eage

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<v Speaker 1>and gone we need to sleep peacefully.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ask them?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. So you're going to pretend like it didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you don't want to know who it was

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<v Speaker 2>that moved the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>We all had breakfast the next day. Mum made scrambled eggs,

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<v Speaker 1>we had toasts, and we all just looked at each

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<v Speaker 1>other like nothing happened. I'm not bringing this up. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to know. I need to know. You can't get

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<v Speaker 1>through life without knowing who moved the bed. I'll be fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll sleep like a baby. I have make Tro's number. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not good, No, I'm you don't need to know.

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<v Speaker 2>But I need to know, and so does the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll call him. No, this is my show as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not I want to call my dad. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>It actually makes me anxious.